Original subtitles

[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

-[funky music plays] -[thunder crashes]

I can't remember the last time we had a storm like this.

This is the kind of weird weather that happens now, thanks to climate change.

I guess Dann wasn't wrong about everything.

[barking]

Uh, is raining cats and dogs really a thing now?

-[barking] -Hey, guys!

[laughs] Janet's back!

Looks like these storm clouds do have a silver lining.

Thought you said you were never coming back.

-[barking] -I wasn't.

But then Dann gave a bunch of thugs the order to take us out.

Guess she didn't realize

it would take more than a biker gang to rub out the Three Janeteers.

Do you not hear how that makes us sound like a team of janitors?

And is Janet even your name?

And why are you here?

With Dann putting a price on our heads,

the only way we'll be safe is to take her out for good.

So until that happens, looks like our only choice is working with you.

Alright! The family is back together!

Not so fast, Toretto.

Once Dann is out of commission,

I'm walking my crew right back out of here.

Then I guess this is the team's final mission.

One last ride.

The final roundup.

The burnt fry…

[Roscoe pants]

You know, the one you save for last.

Yeah, we got it.

So, give me the download. Where's Dann? What's she want? What do we know?

Nothing.

Ah, just like old times.

We do have these devices we found.

We can run some tests on them to find out what they're for.

[suspenseful music plays]

You ever think putting your main computer lab

in a novelty head the size of a Porta Potti wasn't the best idea?

Well, I never expected to jam a whole football team in here.

I vote we lose Julius.

-[gasps] -We already have Gary, we don't need both.

Aw…

Your value doesn't decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth.

It feels like it does.

[tense music plays]

[Layla] So, what are these things?

Maybe they're transmitters?

Or explosives?

[Cisco] Label makers?

Dann's brain is an AI filing system. She's obviously very organized.

Hm.

They contain a rare earth component

that was stolen from a government lab about a month ago.

According to these records, she stole enough to make 15 of them.

The one I found was here.

The La Brea Tar Pits is here, 90 miles away.

So where are the rest?

There, right in the middle: Rancho Cucamonga!

Really?

I don't know. I just really like to say Rancho Cucamonga.

Rancho Cucamonga! Monga, monga.

We've got to hurry up and find out what these things are for, okay?

According to Matsuo, Dann's AI logic is fading.

That means she's only going to become more reckless and unstable.

[Gary] We have two of her devices, so that should be some kind of advantage.

[tense music plays]

[Ms. Nowhere, distorted] Yes, we're holding devices

that a machine with no conscience, no morals, and no heart

desperately needs to carry out her diabolical plan.

I feel safer already.

If we want to find out what these things are for, and where the rest are,

we need someplace with more tech to evaluate them.

We need an agency mobile lab. Echo, order one for us to use.

Uh, maybe you forgot, but you don't give the orders around here anymore.

That's why I said, "Echo, order us a mobile lab."

[Cisco whimpers]

I got this. This happens in criminal crews all the time.

-[groans] -Hey! Mad dogs!

One of you hit the other with a bottle and settle this, or let's get back to work.

[suspenseful music plays]

I'm calling the agency. But-but not because you told me to.

Everyone, keep quiet while I'm on the phone

so they don't know we're all together.

[man]Queso liquidators.

This is Echo Alpha 2-2-6-9-4 Zulu Tango Bravo.

[Echo]I need one bucket, extra spicy, on my pin.

[man]One jalapeño special, copy.

[suspenseful music plays]

[grunting]

[screaming]

-What was that? -[yelps] We got hit by lightning!

[dramatic music plays]

-[crashing] -[groans]

[screaming]

[groaning]

-[screaming continues] -Hey, guys! Hold on!

[gasping]

-[music intensifies] -[roars]

-[grunts] -[screaming]

No!

-[grunting] -[music intensifies]

-It's Dann! -She's trying to get her gear back.

Block the entrance!

[grunting]

It's a good thing it's so crowded in here!

[grunting]

You're not getting in here!

But if she can't get in, we can't get out.

[dramatic music plays]

-[grunting] -[groans] Who's steering this thing?

[grunting]

I don't know if we can hold her off.

-[yelps] -[barks]

[grunts]

-[shrieks] -[whines]

[engine revs]

Was that thunder?

[dramatic music plays]

-Gotcha! -[groaning]

-Tony! -Where'd he go?

I don't know, but we gotta get out of here before we sink.

[Cisco gasps]

There's a branch up ahead!

-[groaning] -[suspenseful music plays]

[grunting, yelling]

[straining]

[music intensifies]

[gasping]

[yelps]

-[dramatic music plays] -[grunts]

[whirring]

[suspenseful music plays]

[sighs] We made it.

But where's Tony?

[gasps]

[dramatic music plays]

[gasps, exclaims] Whoa!

[grunting]

[panting]

[grunting]

[suspenseful music plays]

[bleeping]

[ominous music plays]

-[yells angrily] -[dramatic music plays]

[thunder crashes faintly]

[soggy footsteps]

Man, I hate rain. Shoes all squishy.

-This is how you get the jungle rot. -Don't worry about the jungle rot, Cisco.

-I can take care of you. -Aw, thanks man.

I've amputated more toes than you can shake a stick at.

You hardly miss 'em. In fact, I think plain feet are just as beautiful.

Oh. Thanks, man.

Are you sure we should be going right back to the garage?

You remember Dann attacked us there, like, an hour ago.

The mobile lab will arrive there in ten minutes,

and we need it to study the devices.

Plus I lost my phone in the river and can't call to have it come to us.

Plus, our cars are there.

Plus, I'm in charge, so just zip it and keep walking!

Remind you of anyone?

I was never this emotional when I ran the crew.

You were the very model of temperance.

[sighs] I hope Tony's okay.

He'll be fine. That puddinhead is so lucky,

that cyborg will knock him into buried treasure or something.

Yeah.

Yeah, uh, yeah, he'll make it.

Listen, I'm worried about Tony, too.

We just gotta hang in there and get through this.

Help is on the way from the agency and we still have Dann's devices,

so we're one step ahead.

-[emotional music plays] -Toretto can take care of himself.

Let's just stay on mission. Right, chief?

Right.

[phone dialing, ringing]

[man]Queso liquidators.

[in Echo's voice] This is Echo Alpha 2-2-6-9-4 Zulu Tango Bravo.

Change of location for extra-spicy bucket. Send to current pin.

[man]Copy that. Changing fiesta coordinates.

Jalapeño special cheesing it to current mark.

[suspenseful music plays]

There it is.

-[exclaiming, laughing] -[suspenseful music plays]

Frostee, get to work on the devices while we search for Tony.

Driver, put us on lockdown.

There's a major threat of attack from Dann.

And I got a major threat of low blood sugar.

Is there an emergency pizza onboard?

[Echo's voice]Lab secured. No ins or outs.

Was that… your voice?

[whirring]

[whimpers]

[suspenseful music plays]

-[whirring] -[dramatic music plays]

[gasps]

[music intensifies]

[roars]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[grunting]

-[growls, groans] -[yelling]

[yelps, groans]

[yelling, grunting]

[laughs]

[dramatic music continues]

[grunting]

[gasps]

[panting, groaning]

[whimpers, shrieks]

[Frostee whimpers]

[grunting]

-[screams, strains] -[Dann grunts, giggles]

[grunts, groans]

[grunting, yelling]

[grunting]

-[roars] -[yelling, groaning]

[suspenseful music plays]

-[alarm sounds] -[chuckles]

[computer voice]Mobile lab will self-destruct in ten,

nine, eight…

[gasps] Everyone, get out!

…five, four, three, two,

one.

[screaming, groaning]

[somber music plays]

-[groans] -Is everyone okay?

[groans] Define "okay."

I think everybody made it out, but Dann has the devices.

-No way we're catching her now. -[yelps]

-[rock music plays] -[grunts, strains]

Yeah! Take that, cyborg!

[grunting]

Frostee! Grab those devices!

You guys okay?

Yeah, bro, but I can't believe you called Mitch for help!

It's his city too. We're gonna need everyone's help this time.

Everyone, get in!

Aw, Jun! You're here? [laughs]

You think I'd miss a chance to see a cybernetic super-soldier?

Get Frostee and the devices to safety. We'll hold off Dann.

-[rock music continues] -[grunting]

Uh-oh.

And that's all for me, I'm done. Good night, everybody!

I know he's a coward, but I'm still a little impressed.

-[panting] -[tense music plays]

[suspenseful music plays]

[grunts]

Oh, come on, you piece of junk, faster!

[music intensifies]

[roars]

[groans]

[crashing]

[grunting]

[wails]

Now I know how jelly feels.

[grunting]

[screams]

Someone slow my roll!

EMP, cyberpunk! [grunts]

[grunting]

It worked! [laughs]

Take that, Dann! [grunts]

Oh, snap.

[grunting]

[yelling]

[grunting]

[panting]

[triumphant music plays]

Nowhere to run, Dann.

[grunts]

[crashing]

You know, I-I've gotta stop saying things like that.

I will never look at breakfast the same way again.

Well, Dann got away, but I think Frostee is safe.

For now.

Yeah, but clearly Dann has hacked our agency contact.

We can't trust any communications from now on.

So we can't call for backup.

We're just going to have to fight Dann outlaw-style.

I vote for not fighting Dann at all.

Agreed. I can't take another donut ride.

I hope Frostee comes up with some information on the devices.

-Where was Jun taking Frostee, anyway? -I-I'm not sure.

[Tony]She gave me this address out in Malibu.

She told me she thought we could get help there, but we probably wouldn't like it.

[suspenseful music plays]

[Cisco] Wait…

Isn't this Shashi's old house?

It sure is.

The house got seized when Shashi went to prison.

It was auctioned off by the government.

-So who lives here now? -[door opens]

[Cleve] Well, well, well.

Sounds like you all got yourself in a real pickle!

Good thing old Cleve is still around to help.

-[dramatic music plays] -[gasping]

Heck of a storm out there tonight. Y'all want some hot tea?

Maybe something a little stronger?

How much stronger? You talking cocoa?

Son, I got a raw milk connection out in Bakersfield,

gets me a gallon a week, totally unpasteurized.

Then my gal does a hot mix with a Peruvian marshmallow cream

so fluffy it's outlawed here in the lower 48.

Ooh, you are bad! I'll take two.

Enough cocoa talk! Okay? How are you still alive?

Y-You fell off a rocket in the middle of the Sahara desert!

Yeah, that smarted like heck. Luckily, that robot suit saved my life.

Then some local villagers nursed me back to health.

Owe my life to those wonderful people. Real salt of the earth.

-[soft music plays] -Aw, that's nice.

Ha! And then I took their whole goat flock in a dice game

and flipped it for triple the price a month later!

Oh, that's terrible!

I traveled the world, and ended up in a Russian fishing village for a bit,

and there I discovered the most wonderful thing.

The folks there were living well over a hundred years,

even though they had next to nothing, just little huts for whole families.

I started to think that maybe the most important thing in life is just…

love.

Okay, nice again.

And then I realized it was the oil in their fish guts diet!

So I called an old Russian general, had him chase them folks off the property,

and I cornered the fish gut market! [laughs]

So you are still pretty much the worst person in the world.

[laughs] Cat don't change his stripes on the ninth life, son!

Anyway, I got my crew here working on social media and gut purification

until I finish my new headquarters in Hollywood, but the lab's all yours!

I can't believe the agency doesn't know.

Ah, they know. I made some payments and dropped some names.

After that, the heat on me died down pretty quick.

Looks like you're still need-to-know, Echo.

So h-how do we know we can trust you?

You did try to kill us, like, a lot. Why would you want to help us?

Son, I can't have my new hometown messed up by some crazy robot.

At least one I don't control.

[suspenseful music plays]

-[crunching] -[exclaims]

[groans, exclaims]

[music intensifies]

[thunder crashes]

[insects chirp]

[gulps] Wow. [groans]

This stuff is strong.

-I can feel cavities forming as I speak. -[groans]

It tastes like it gives you super strength for an hour,

then takes a year off your life.

You can't afford to lose a year, the way you're going.

I'm glad you made it this far.

I can't believe we're hanging out with Cleve Kelso.

[laughs] We've had a pretty crazy ride over the past couple years.

Yeah, but I'm starting to think this ride is different.

I'm not so sure we're gonna make it out of this one alive.

[soft music plays]

Dann is definitely the toughest thing that we've ever come up against.

But we can take her. She's all alone. But we…

-Got family. [laughs] -Got family.

Yeah, I know.

It's true! You just gotta trust it.

Hey, Tony?

I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was working with the agency again.

You would have never done that to me.

No, but that's why you're such a good spy.

[soft chuckle] Thanks.

But sometimes, I-I feel like the things that make me a better spy

aren't the things that make me a better person.

Hey, with our hometown on the line,

there's no one I'd rather be in a foxhole with.

Tony, listen. If this is our last night enjoying LA…

It's not. Come on. Let's go see what Frostee's found out.

[beeping]

Okay, let's get a look at this thing's guts.

[suspenseful music plays]

[beeping]

What's that in there? A magnetic core?

This looks like some kind of resonance-creating device.

Like maybe it sends out a pulse, then picks up the reverberations?

Is it some kind of underground sonar?

Looks like that cyborg's making a play to wildcat the Monterey Shale.

-Is that like three-card monte? -Oh, riskier.

Some folks say there's 15 billion barrels of tight crude

under the surface of Southern California.

Are you talking about oil?

That's what I said.

Course, the problem is, you might trigger the San Andreas Fault.

Pumping and fracking around here could cause quakes.

But the payday would be worth it.

[scoffs] For you.

Hey, remember that field trip

to the oldest refinery in the world up in Santa Clarita?

Yeah! [laughs] We always stopped to use the bathroom

at restaurants that served pea soup and pecan logs.

-I mean, do they not get how that looks? -[laughs]

So what, Dann is in Los Angeles to drill for oil?

Doesn't seem like her thing.

But with all the oil wells, and the cars, and the dirtiest air in the country,

if you were an environmental terrorist cyborg, LA would be a pretty nice target.

But we still don't know what these devices are for.

[beeping]

I'm gonna run a very low-level test on the devices

to power them up and get a reading from them.

Fine, but if we find a gusher here, it's all mine.

Okay, I'm just going to run the minimum amount of power through these

to get a readout.

[whirring]

[high-pitched beeping]

-Nothing's happening. -[Roscoe barks]

[howls]

What are you doing to the second Janeteer?

Second?

-[howling continues] -Nothing!

[shushes] Quiet down, Roscoe.

-[alarm sounds] -[suspenseful music plays]

Oh, no. Powering these up is making all the devices resonate!

[gasps]

-Shut it down! -I think it's too late!

We gotta get out of here!

-[Roscoe barks] -[dramatic music plays]

[tense music plays]

She found us again!

[crashing]

[creaking]

-[panting] -No time to fight. We gotta run.

-[dramatic music plays] -[panting]

[grunts]

-She's gonna get to the devices! -Let her. Let's go!

-[yelps] -[gasps]

[straining]

Whew!

Whew!

-[dramatic music plays] -[grunting]

[booming, cracking]

[yells, groans]

Aw, my fish guts!

That dang cyborg ruined my new business!

Bro, your priorities are whacked.

Any chance that fall took her out?

After what she did at the North Pole?

I don't think so.

Also, it looks like Dann has a giant earthquake machine

she's gonna use to destroy LA.

Worse. Look.

[Frostee] This line runs through highly combustible oil and gas beds.

If Dann triggers her quakes down this line…

All of Southern California is going to slide into the sea or burn to the ground.

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out♪

[vocalizing]

♪Chase the legacy♪