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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[suspenseful music plays]

[bleeping, crackling]

Aw, man. We lost the signal again.

-[bleeping] -Wait! It's back!

-Which way do we go? -Right.

-[beeping] -No, no. Left.

No, no, n-n-not left. Reverse!

[Cisco] The signal's all over the place!

How is that possible?

Probably a wormhole.

[gasps] Whoa!

Bro! You saying the people we're tracking can manipulate space and time?!

That, or we just have really bad equipment.

[Cisco] Slow down, we're close.

-There! -[brakes squeal]

Binoculars.

Found 'em. Humanity's biggest threat…

-[Cisco] Yeah, he does look dangerous. -[Tony] Not him. Her!

It's Dann. She may look different, but it's the same person from the Arctic.

[Tony] She's making good on destroying LA.

Wow. Swimming all the way down here made her really pruney.

It's a disguise, come on!

Those suits she has can mimic anyone.

Think about it. Old ladies can go anywhere, right?

They have access to the best parking spots,

and if anyone catches them,

they just say they got confused and hand you a butterscotch.

Despicable. Granny's going down!

All the way down.

-[Cisco] Through the Earth! -[Tony] That's right.

[Cisco] Out the other side!

Okay.

-And then back into the sky! -This is getting weird.

We're gonna take that granny so far down that eventually she'll be going up!

[groans]

-Are we done? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Oh, no. Big guy's looking our way. -Think he suspects anything?

No way. We're just some guys in the front seat of a car, sharing binoculars.

-[suspenseful music plays] -Here we go.

-He's speeding up. -Okay, maybe he does suspect something.

[suspenseful music plays]

[brakes squeal]

They're running!

[music intensifies]

[panting]

[grunting]

-Oh, my! -You're not getting away this time, Dann!

Get off the grandma! Now!

Officers, glad you're here. This old lady's an evil mastermind robot!

-[grunting] -[exclaims]

One second…

-Huh? -Is there a button around here, or…?

This material feels so real, it's almost like…

[gasps] Oh, no. You really are a grandma, aren't you?

Butterscotch?

[police officer growls]

-[rhythmic music plays] -[screaming]

[sirens sound]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[rhythmic music continues]

And that's a wrap, everyone. Nice work today.

Layla Gray, that was amazing!

Did you get the shot?

Yeah we did! It was all… [imitates gunfire]

And… [imitates engine]

And… [imitates explosion]

What you do in a car is pure art.

You holding up okay? Need some room-temperature coconut water?

Gum? Sugarless, spearmint?

-Hey, someone get Layla some gum! -[phone rings]

Oh, no.

Is there a problem?

Yeah, I got a couple friends who are complete idiots.

I gotta go.

[Mitch]And that, ladies and gentlemen,

is an actual stunt being filmed for the actual Limousine movie franchise!

Cool, huh?

Limo 3: The Stretchening is a dark origin story

about a big car with small dreams.

Now, Layla Gray is a professional stuntwoman,

so don't be an idiot and try any of that at home.

Though to be honest, I did try some of those stunts at home.

Almost pulled some of them off, too!

You know, my car has a rocket on it. True story.

Anyway, enough about how awesome I am.

Who wants to see La Brea Studio's lovably sticky mascot, Tarpy!

Ugh. You know, you two are lucky that old lady didn't want to press charges.

I know.

And that Toretto's too weak to break her hip when he tackled her.

Ha ha. Can we not relive this?

Fine. Let's get you two something to eat.

Now you're talking! Jail food's not as good as you would think.

[jazzy music plays]

What?! No way. You got the gang back together?

Ah, what's up, everybody?!

[music stops]

Uh, you guys okay?

After I heard you got picked up by the cops, I called everyone together.

This isn't a friendly lunch. This is an intervention.

A what?

Yo, you two have got to stop running around LA tackling old ladies!

W-W-We weren't trying to tackle old ladies!

We were going after Dann.

Tony, Dann got crushed by a glacier three months ago.

And we don't work for the agency anymore. They fired us!

I don't want to have this argument again.

You have to hear it. We've all moved on. You and Cisco need to do the same.

I'm sorry that we don't give up as easily as you guys.

I'm sorry I don't want to work at my parents' restaurant or be a stunt driver!

But what you do is awesome. I'm excited about that new film.

And I definitely don't want to do whatever lame thing you guys are doing.

Hey, we're proud of our business.

We feel that Pearl, Hamilton, Haaland and Associates

will be a very successful accounting firm.

We just need to get some associates.

Tony, I'm tired of bailing you out of jail for chasing down conspiracy theories.

I-It's not a conspiracy theory!

Yeah! We just think a covert but influential organization

is trying to destroy the world.

That's literally the definition of a conspiracy theory.

-Who told you that? -What evidence do you even have?

We're been tracking stories

on people disappearing or morphing into other people.

W-We talked to witnesses. It's Dann! It matches what we saw in Europe.

And who are these witnesses exactly?

Well, Sami heard from Gizelle that when Grace was taking her bunnies

on a motorcycle ride, she saw someone literally turn into an old woman!

I didn't believe it, but Quiet Kyel said he heard the same thing.

He barely ever talks, so you know it's true!

Someone heard something?

Do you see how crazy you sound?

Yeah, and I don't care!

Okay? Dom asked us to do a job, and I plan on finishing it,

with or without the agency and with or without you!

[emotional music plays]

[door opens, closes]

I'm sorry you're upset, T, but the job is done.

It's over.

We solved the case. Dann is gone.

[Echo] You have to move on with your life.

Thankfully, you've got your family to help you out.

Did you just say "family"?

Zip it. Look, if you can get your head straight,

I can pull some strings and get you a job driving on the lot.

-Working on your movie? -Kinda…

[atmospheric music plays]

Okay, tram trainees, practice time is over.

This is for real.

The big time. The show. Your first tram tour.

You nervous, Toretto? You ready to tram up?

No, I feel fine.

Well, you should be nervous! A baby could start crying at any moment!

Someone could have to suddenly go to the bathroom!

-What do you do then, huh? -I don't know. Stop and let them go?

[laughs] You think you're good, don't you? Well, we'll see about that.

I'll be riding shotgun on your first tram tour.

-[dramatic music plays] -Let's tram out!

Did you know that La Brea Studios

was actually built around the famous La Brea tar pits,

which inspired multiple movie franchises including…

From the Ooze: Skeletal Creatures Return.

-[roaring] -[screaming]

[screams]

You scared?

No. I've gone past this thing 100 times when I was training.

Don't talk back.

-Ugh! -No ugh-ing.

Of course, La Brea Studios isn't just known for their scary movies.

They also have world-famous characters

like the loveable pile of walking, talking tar, Tarpy.

-[fairground music plays] -Hey, everybody! Hope you stick around!

-[exclaiming] -Tarpy! Tarpy!

Okay, now ease off the gas real slow. We got a live set here.

I got it.

Action!

[rock music plays]

[groans]

And cut! Great work! Let's reset and go again!

That Layla Gray got a pretty sweet gig, huh? [chuckles]

Better than being a tram driver, know what I mean?

You are a tram driver!

No, I'm a tram driver supervisor. You're a tram driver.

[tense music plays]

-[music intensifies] -What?

[rhythmic music plays]

Dann!

[suspenseful music plays]

[screaming]

Huh? [screams]

Toretto, what are you doing? [exclaims]

And action!

[suspenseful music plays]

Oh, no!

[gasps] Toretto?

[music intensifies]

[screaming]

[groaning, coughing]

Ugh!

Uh…

You had one job and you couldn't even do that right!

Do you know how this makes me look? You wrecked the tram on the first day!

I mean, I knew you'd wreck the tram eventually, but the first day?!

-What happened? -Dipstick wrecked the tram.

Oh, no. Were tourists on it?

A whole busload!

Ugh. But we gave them some Tarpy t-shirts and they're fine.

Yikes! Those shirts aren't cheap.

-I saw Dann! -Where?

She was on my tram. She jumped off and disappeared behind some buildings.

We talked about this: it's not Dann. You're just obsessed.

Everywhere you look, you think you see her! [groans]

[takes deep breath]

-How's your first day going? -Oh man, it's great!

Yeah, I got to do maintenance on Tarpy. That thing is so cool.

It can actually walk and open and shut its mouth on its own.

It is crazy realistic for a 30-foot-tall tar pit.

Guys, please, let's just have a look around.

We won't make any moves

unless we all agree that something suspicious is going on.

And if we don't find anything, this is over?

Absolutely! I'll forget all about Dann and focus on my career as a tram driver.

Ugh. Fine.

[insects chirp]

[suspenseful music plays]

[groans]

-[roars] -[screams]

[laughs]

-[whip cracks] -[western-style music plays]

-[shots fire] -[groans] Ah! You got me!

-You got me! [groaning] -[emotional music plays]

[croaky voice] Tell my mom I love her. [gasps, groans]

-[sighs] -[music intensifies]

Well, we looked everywhere, Toretto. No Dann, and I got a call time coming up.

And my break's been over for, like, two hours now.

My new boss probably won't like that.

We upheld our end of the bargain.

[Layla] Now it's your turn.

Hey, don't look so sad.

It's a good thing that the world's biggest threat is gone.

Hold up a sec…

[tense music plays]

-It's Dann. Spread out! -[suspenseful music plays]

-I don't know what your hands are saying! -He's going round the other side.

You speak hand?

Don't move!

[yells, groans]

Yeah, I got 'em!

I got 'em! I, I…

-[groans] -Echo?

Get off me!

Uh, guys, it's just Echo!

Wait! Those suits can mimic anybody. How do we know this is really Echo?

-[whirring, zapping] -[groaning]

[Cisco groans]

Need more proof?

Nope, I-I'm good. I'm good.

-Wait, where did you get that spy glove? -And what are they doing here?

[panting]

Oh, Tony, Layla, Cisco…

Hey!

Hey. Are you doing accounting for the studio?

Yup, that's exactly what we're doing! Crunching numbers is our real job!

Why did that sound so fake? What's going on?

[Layla] Gary, tell the truth.

That is the truth.

Gary.

Uh… Accounting… with… [high-pitched] numbers…

[Echo] Fine.

We aren't really accountants, okay? We still work for the spy agency.

What?!

Oh, I am so glad that's out in the open. I hated lying to you all.

After the team was fired, Gary, Julius and I were secretly rehired.

They wanted us to track down Dann.

What?!

It turns out she didn't die in the Arctic. The agency spotted her in LA.

And you let everyone think I was crazy to think that Dann was alive?

It wasn't my call!

Well, I can't believe that the agency would rehire you and no one else.

That's cold.

I wanted the entire team,

but they refused because of the giant mess you made in Europe.

"We" made?

H-How did you even know that Dann was here at the studio?

Cisco texted me.

W-What?!

Dude! She said she was worried, and that I should tell her whenever we were spying!

Unbelievable!

You know, I supported you when you got into spy school, even when I didn't.

And after all that you lied to me? And used my intel?!

Are you done? Because I think Dann's right behind you.

[suspenseful music plays]

[gasps]

[music intensifies]

If you had come clean earlier,

we could have already found and captured Dann, but no!

You decided to lie to me.

[breathlessly] The reason I had to lie

was because you kept ruining missions, like you're ruining this one right now!

Okay. Well, you're mad like Ms. Nowhere is mad,

not like Echo-friend mad, because I guess Echo-friend doesn't exist anymore.

That's just a cover that you have!

Now, as we enter the jungle,

be on the lookout for the creatures from the ooze.

[brakes squeal]

Uh… She's not part of the tour.

[yelps]

Sorry! We need this!

You're fired, Toretto! You're fi-red!

Is that Layla Gray?

-Yeah! Um… -[applause]

Hello, everyone.

I am a stuntwoman here at La Brea Studios,

and this is the interactive portion of the tour.

So fasten those seatbelts, and enjoy.

-Okay, yes! -[cheering, clapping]

There she is!

[dramatic music plays]

[tourists exclaim]

-[grunts] -[whirring]

[grunts]

-[bleeping] -[grunting]

[bleeping]

[device chimes]

Hey, everybody!

[laughs] Wow!

[tourist 1] Tarpy's chasing us!

-[Tarpy]Hope you stick around! -[fairground music plays]

Yay!

There he is, folks, our loveable mascot.

Tarpy's being drawn to that device Dann threw on the tram!

The pit's going to eat us!

[dramatic music plays]

[groans]

Hope you stick around!

Julius, come on!

[grunting]

[grunting]

-[beeping] -[straining]

-It won't budge! -[exclaims]

Jump!

[yelling]

[screaming]

[tires squeal]

[creaking]

[exclaims] It's got us!

[tourist 2] Oh, man! This is amazing!

[cheering]

If we wanna catch up to Dann, we need to lose that walking tar pit!

I've been working maintenance on Tarpy.

I think I can take him down from the inside.

How are you gonna get inside?

I'm gonna get myself eaten!

Wait, Cisco.

Are you sure about this?

I-I'm sure.

You get Dann, I'll stop the tar pit.

-[dramatic music plays] -[groaning]

[groans]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[yelling]

[gasping]

[creaking, rattling]

[powering down]

-[applause, cheering] -[tourist 3] Yay! Amazing!

[whirring]

[grunts]

-I love this job. -[stirring music plays]

[tourists cheer]

We've lost her.

Look!

[rhythmic music plays]

-[music stops] -[tram whirs]

[groans] We could speed walk faster than this!

I got you.

[dramatic music plays]

Hang on!

-[cheering] -[rhythmic music plays]

There she is!

[panting, grunting]

[yelling]

-[gasps] -[cheering]

[whooping, cheering]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[straining]

No, you don't!

[exclaiming]

[grunts]

This is the craziest stunt show I've ever seen.

-[dramatic music plays] -[grunting]

[exclaiming]

[grunting]

-[grunting] -[yells]

Tony! [grunts]

-Don't let go! -[gasps]

I'm not planning on it!

[music intensifies]

[screaming]

[stirring music plays]

[cheering]

-[tourist 4] Awesome! -[laughs] How'd you know we needed help?

Please.

I've got eyes on you guys at all times.

Oh!

Oh…

-[soft music plays] -[grunting]

Y'all did pretty good out there for your first stunt.

You're welcome to join our crew anytime!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the La Brea Studios tram tour!

[crashing]

-I love it. -Best tour ever!

-[cheering] -[stirring music plays]

-[grunts] -[atmospheric music plays]

Ugh! This place is a mess.

I think some raccoons took over.

Time to get this place up and running.

The Spy Racers are back for one final mission:

to take down Dann.

If we're gonna do this, we're gonna need help.

We're gonna need Nowhere.

[dramatic music plays]

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out♪

[vocalizing]

♪Chase the legacy♪