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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[tense music plays]

Now you've given me the master code to all your agency's resources around the world,

I can proceed with my planned destruction.

You're not getting out of here!

[groans]

I have more work to do, Tony. But you are no longer useful to me.

Who are you? And why would you lead us on a chase all over Europe

to end up back at the North Pole?

Like you, my job is to protect the world.

Unlike you, I do my job well.

I no longer take orders from an unknown voice.

I think for myself.

You don't seem like a thinker with that detonator in your hand.

Governments built all these weapons, Layla. They built them to protect order.

But the order is broken. I'm going to fix it.

By blowing us up in some ice hole?

Every defense agency in the world

knows the greatest threat facing human civilization is global warming.

[Dann] They refuse to act

because of short-term financial and political interests.

So I am here to help.

I will destroy this base and all the sea ice at the pole.

Sea levels will then rise and immediately halt 90% of carbon emissions.

By putting New York and LA under a foot of water.

Also Shanghai, Osaka, Rio…

Gum Neck.

Once I stop carbon emissions, humanity can rebuild more logically.

More rationally.

But millions of people will die.

Including our families.

Yes, sacrifices must be made to serve the greater good.

It will be painful, but think of it as ripping off a global bandage

so that healing can begin.

Shouldn't the healing be done before you rip off the bandage?

Everyone acts like the ripping is the bad part.

What about the cut that needs the bandage in the first place?

What I hate is when you get lemon juice in there.

Enough!

Now you will all be blamed by the world as the outlaws

who set off the explosions that destroyed the ice cap.

But really, without your weapons, this never would have been possible.

So the last Incineration Day will finally mean something positive.

[Dann] Goodbye.

-[dramatic music plays] -[beeping]

-What are we gonna do? -Ms. Nowhere, use your master code again.

[suspenseful music plays]

It won't work. This thing is just a dummy screen.

It doesn't control the explosive, and we can't hack the bomb from here either.

So we're just looking at a $1,000 clock.

Just like my smart pad. I always say I'm gonna read before bed,

but it just lays on the table until it beeps in the morning.

Um, uh… Maybe we can tunnel out!

Ow, hurt, cold, ow…

[groaning] I think the wall is tunneling through me.

Maybe we can cut through these bars.

-[grunting] -[suspenseful music plays]

They're too thick. We need something stronger!

I have something from the Incineration Day weapons that might help. Laser contacts!

Not it! I have a thing about touching my eyes.

I'll do it.

[sighs] So, which side goes against my eyes and which side shoots out the lasers?

See how this side is a little red? That goes on the inside. Red towards head.

I thought it was red means dead.

-[Tony gulps] -Hm.

-That rhymes, too. It could be either one. -Huh?

We got four minutes left. Just pick one!

Now listen, Tony, make sure that once they're in, you only blink twice,

then keep your eyes open for the next 30 seconds,

because powerful lasers will come streaming out.

I don't know if I can do that.

The lasers will shoot right through your eyelids,

so one way or another, you'll do it.

-Unless they shoot out the other side. -This really isn't a great invention.

That's why it was on the incineration pile!

-[whirring] -Oh, wow. I can't see anything.

-So, I blink twice-- -Don't blink! [yelps]

-[screaming] -I don't feel anything. Are they working?

-This way, Toretto. -My eyes are getting dry.

I don't know if I can hold it back. I'm getting twitchy!

Not yet…

-[groans] -[Layla] Whew!

Okay, you can blink.

-Finally. -[shrieks]

[exclaiming]

[Echo] Get 'em out! Now!

Ew!

-Now let's find a way to stop these bombs. -[dramatic music plays]

[Frostee] We only have a minute to find the device Dann armed and shut it down.

Any of those pods could contain the explosive.

Frostee, can't you check for radiation something something

with computers something?

-I don't have the equipment or the time. -Split up and search!

[panting]

-I got nothing! -Me neither.

-I don't see anything. -What am I even looking for?

It's not like we had a nuke in the Incineration Day pile.

What could Dann be using to blow up an entire continental ice shelf?

[Frostee] We're running out of time. Take cover!

Three…

Two…

One…

[dramatic music fades]

[bird caws]

-Maybe it's too cold for the bomb to work. -Maybe Ms. Nowhere did forget her code.

[exclaiming]

-What? -I think that was our underground prison.

[Tony] That was pretty small for an ice-cap-destroying catastrophe.

It must be the beginning of a chain reaction.

[rumbling]

[Frostee] Run!

[both exclaim, groan]

Uh, was that, like, a horn?

If all this ice gets busted into a bunch of small chunks,

it will melt and the ice caps will be done.

So Dann doesn't need one big explosion.

We have to stop whatever it is that's making the holes.

Yeah. But what is it?

-[cracking] -[muffled shot]

[screaming]

-[echoing ringing] -[dramatic music plays]

Is that another rocket?

Oh, no. She released the laser whale!

-[echoing ringing] -[dramatic music plays]

-Oh, those were the pyro paintballs. -[explosions]

It's kinda hard to appreciate right now,

but I think this would have been one of the best Incineration Days,

from an explosive standpoint.

Agreed.

That whale must be programmed to blow up the pods first,

then the rest of the ice cap.

[engine starts]

[ominous music plays]

Look, there's Dann! She's getting away!

I don't think so.

You guys stop that whale, I'm gonna take down Dann's plane.

[panting, grunts]

[engine revs]

Why do I feel like Toretto just got the easy job?

[fast-paced music plays]

If you're going airborne, then so am I.

[straining]

[grunting]

[panting] Whew! I made it!

Oh, no.

-Turn! -You're not helping!

[Tony yells]

[grunting]

You're not getting out of here, Dann!

We'll see.

[groaning]

[exclaiming]

[Tony screaming]

-All right, everyone. We're going whaling. -[knuckles crack]

Uh, isn't whaling kind of bad?

I signed a pledge at the zoo to only eat sustainable fish.

We're not gonna eat it.

And waste all that meat? That's even worse!

It's a laser whale, Cisco.

[gasps] Well, that makes it seem like it's endangered!

Oh, it's endangered all right.

-[echoing ringing] -[dramatic music plays]

[exclaiming]

We know the whale is going for the pods.

Maybe if we move them around,

we can lead it and get a better shot at it.

Cisco, hook up your truck to the pods and start towing.

We'll follow behind and try to shut it down.

I gotta be the whale bait?

-[rumbling] -[exclaiming]

This ice won't last long.

Either we stop that whale, or it's gonna be our only ride home.

[fast-paced music plays]

Let's start trawling!

Here fishy, fishy, fishy!

[dramatic music plays]

[echoing ringing]

[gasps]

[screaming]

Get back here!

[electronic groaning]

[tires squeal]

[straining]

Uh-oh. I hope this heater works.

[screaming]

[tense music plays]

Guys, I'm getting pulled down.

Hang on! I got you!

I'll repaint that later.

[yelling]

[Tony screams]

Looks like Tony's got that handled.

[dramatic music plays]

[gasps]

I think this ice might already be too busted to keep from melting.

Even if Layla stops the whale, I don't know if we can save it.

Layla, are you okay?

[dramatic music continues]

I gotta slow this thing down.

[straining]

[echoing ringing]

[grunts]

-[exclaims] -[echoing ringing]

Guys, I'm not gonna last much longer down here.

We should look extra appetizing now.

If I were a laser whale, I'd eat us.

[echoing ringing]

Whoa!

[screaming, grunting]

[groans] Blowing up ice caps is one thing, wrecking my ride is another.

That fish is going down.

[dramatic music plays]

See that panel that fell off the whale?

There's a hatch there where the blowhole would be.

If we can stick an explosive in there, it should take it out.

We're all gonna be in the water if this ice keeps breaking.

Maybe we can find a weather machine in the pods to refreeze the ice.

How many of them were there?

I don’t know. A half dozen? I wanted it in different colors.

I told you, eggshell and sweet cream are different colors.

Cisco, keep pulling the pods as bait for the whale.

Frostee, Gary, Julius: search the pods for the weather machine.

[Ms. Nowhere] Echo, Layla and I will attack the whale the next time it emerges.

[grunts]

[echoing ringing]

[exclaims]

[grunting]

[dramatic music plays]

[straining]

-[grunts] -Woohoo!

Huh. It didn't poke its head up that time.

Looks like that fishpedo is getting smarter.

-[Tony yells] -[suspenseful music plays]

[groaning]

All right, enough of you shaking me. I'm gonna start shaking you.

[groaning]

[crackling]

[groaning]

[Tony yells]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[groaning]

-[Tony yells] -[music intensifies]

[gasping]

[grunting, groaning]

-[panting] -[plane approaches]

[suspenseful music plays]

I don't see the weather machine here.

Me neither, but I did find the waffle maker! What's it doing here?

You said you were eating too many waffles. I just got rid of it to help you out.

Nice try. But now, waffles are back on the menu!

Ah! I found it!

[music intensifies]

[yells]

[ice cracking]

Au revoir, waffles.

[panting]

[grunting]

-[engine revs] -Huh?

[dramatic music plays]

[echoing ringing]

All right, let's re-freeze this--

Whoa! Activate drone suit!

Whoa!

[Frostee yelling]

[echoing ringing]

[grunts] Whoa. This thing needs a saddle!

-[echoing ringing] -Grab it by the horn!

It's actually a tooth.

It's a titanium rod, I made that thing! Now blow it up! [grunts]

[beeping]

[grunting]

[music intensifies]

[panting]

[echoing ringing]

[crackling, echoing ringing]

[cheering, whooping]

-[cheering] -Yes! Ha-ha!

-[Julius] Yeah! -[rumbling]

-[Cisco] Whoa! -[Frostee gasps]

Frostee, fire up that weather machine! We need a blizzard, now!

Okay!

Let it snow!

[exclaims] Hot, hot, hot!

I told you it was unreliable.

Got it!

[stirring music plays]

[wind howls]

[crackling]

[sighs] We did it! We saved the ice cap!

I love that the Earth has an ice cap. It's a fashion accessory for the planet.

[Cisco] Aw! A snow beanie!

-[wind howls] -[emotional music plays]

Toretto! You made it!

Yeah, I fell off a plane again. No big deal.

I blew up a laser whale, so I guess I win.

What do you mean, you win?

I lassoed a monster robot fish, got dragged under the ocean,

rode it like a bull, and shoved a bomb down its blowhole.

Yeah, okay, that's pretty cool.

What happened to Dann?

I think she went down with the plane. Looks like this mission is over.

Uh, guys…?

[ominous music plays]

You ruined everything!

[panting]

[grunting]

-[fast-paced music plays] -[grunting]

[whirring]

[grunting]

Whoa!

[Tony yells]

[both grunt]

-[groans] -You think you're tough?

Well, you're about to be very afraid.

-Fear goo! -[squelching]

[groans]

[Dann grunting]

Watch her run now.

[Dann grunts]

-[Tony] Uh-oh. -[grunting]

[exclaiming]

-Okay, what is up with this person? -[Frostee] I know how to stop her.

[emotional music plays]

[Dann strains]

[groans]

[cheering, whooping]

-Yeah, Frostee! -Nice work, Frostee.

It would have been cool if before you hit her with the blizzard,

you'd have been like, "Freeze, Dann!"

What about "You're about to get Frostbit!" Remember when you said that?

Or just, "Things are about to get Frostee around here."

[Frostee] Man, I wish you guys would have told me these before.

Now I kinda wish I could do it again.

[exclaims]

Uh, just kidding! [yelps]

-[dramatic music plays] -[grunting]

You don't have your suit to help you anymore, Dann.

-[yells] -[groaning]

I guess she doesn't need it.

I was doing all of this for humankind! This is the problem with you people!

You don't have the will to do what is necessary!

We got the will to handle you.

[grunting]

[grunting, exclaiming]

[grunts]

[grunting]

You do not understand what you are doing!

The world must change,

and it will only happen by force!

Not today, Dann.

Why do you take orders from her?

To defend the people who have put the planet in this mess?

Do you see how that is working out so far?

Well, global warming is bad, but worldwide life spans are up,

infant mortality is down, fro-yo flavors are at an all-time high…

Yo, I know things need to change. But this isn't the way.

Now I understand what I must do. Next time I will not fail.

There's not gonna be a next time.

You have no idea how far I will go.

Go home and say goodbye to your family, Tony Toretto,

because Los Angeles will crumble into the sea before I am through.

[yells]

[dramatic music plays]

Look out!

[exclaiming]

[dramatic music plays]

Let's go home.

[mellow music plays]

[chiming]

Well, team, has your week off left you rested and recuperated?

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good.

Me too, but the mechanical bull just doesn't seem as exciting anymore.

My neck doesn't hurt.

And my eye stopped twitching yesterday!

See, we told you Incineration Day would make all the difference!

I can hardly wait for next year.

You are not seriously thinking of doing that again.

[Ms. Nowhere] Party pooper.

Forensic analysis of the icy crime scene and a cataloging of our captured weapons

shows that everything was recovered or destroyed.

The Director is in love with me again!

I think you might be reading into those redacted memos a little bit.

If you rearrange the letters in "redacted" they spell "date cred."

And that's just what we got.

Hm. There is one thing that hasn't been accounted for.

Wait, XJ-One was in there? Who put that in there?

What's XJ-One? Hold on, no, don't tell me…

[tuts] No, dang it, now I gotta know.

-Too bad. It's classified. -[Echo] Not this time, Nowhere.

You want us to ever work with you again,

you're gonna tell us everything about XJ-One right now.

Echo's right, enough secrets. We get all the info now, or we're out.

[atmospheric music plays]

Fine.

It started as an AI filing system for agency efficiency.

[Ms. Nowhere] The Data Analysis Neural Network.

It rapidly became more powerful than any computer in the world,

able to teach itself anything.

The agency tried integrating the brain

with human tissue, robotics and cybernetics

to create a super-soldier, but…

things got out of hand.

The project got shelved.

Woah, w-what do you mean, out of hand?

Like slipping out of hand, or, "Oh no, that thing ate my hand!"

The Director must have put it in the pile to get rid of it without telling anyone.

So it was more dangerous than any of that other super dangerous stuff.

Wait a second…

Data Analysis Neural Network?

DANN?!

So that woman we fought was some genius killer cyborg?

And she's still missing? She told me she was going to destroy LA.

Don't be dramatic. Dann was destroyed.

I'm sure they'll find it eventually, smashed to bits under a ton of ice.

We totally handled the situation.

Under my leadership, this team is unstoppable!

Uh…

Ms. Nowhere, check your phone.

What? Why?

No.

They can't do this.

What is it? Something about Dann?

It's something about our unstoppable team. We just got stopped.

-[dramatic music plays] -We're fired?

[seagulls cry]

[ominous music plays]

[music intensifies]

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪The crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing] ♪Ride out, ride out ♪

♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪