Original subtitles

[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[suspenseful music plays]

[Frostee] Pulling up security footage now.

We should be able to spot whoever broke into the vault.

I can't wait to get my hands on these fools!

Really? And do what with them?

[in a deep voice] Whatever it takes.

[chuckles] I like the cut of this guy's jib.

He's not usually like this.

[Layla] He got hit with one of those jelly grenades.

It's supposed to make him afraid of everything, but since he already is…

-It's kinda like subtracting a negative. -[Julius] Ooh!

I can't believe someone went through all this trouble

just to ruin Incineration Day!

Not to mention they'll probably use those weapons for some crazy, evil plan!

Right… Of course. I am equally mad about that.

Not to point fingers, but we wouldn't be having this problem

if you three didn't think it was a good idea

to keep a pile of dangerous tech just lying around.

Yeah, Commander White!

Yeah, okay, well that tech was secure! We had so many fail-safes in there.

I got locked in the bathroom last month,

and it took the bomb squad a week to get me out.

It was great until, like, my phone battery died.

Hashtag, alone on the throne.

Whoever pulled this off

managed to get in and out without getting seen by the cameras.

It's almost like a ghost robbed this place.

I wish! Then we might actually have a chance of catching them.

I could pull the ectoplasm emission readers out of storage,

boot up the ol' corporeal replicator, and then voilà, we have a--

[Ms. Nowhere clears throat loudly]

Actually, I think I… said a little too much there.

It's not a ghost. It's clearly an inside job.

Someone knew how to get around the security system.

-[bleeping] -Hang on…

I got something! There!

Well that rules out vampires, but it's fair to say ghosts are still on the table.

Uh, I think it's just a regular man.

[sighs] It's always a regular man. Never a ghost.

[suspenseful music plays]

[gasps] General Dudley!

The guy whose base we broke into?

Where we got the key car and rescued Layla?

The way I remember it, I rescued y'all.

How is Dudley still active duty? His base is broken into every other day!

I don't know, and I don't care. Our target's acquired. Let's roll out!

And where exactly are we rolling?

Those trucks we were following literally disappeared,

and they're masked from our satellites.

We don't know where they're going.

Ooh, I'll tell you where they're going: to a world of pain!

Ugh! When does that fear bomb wear off? Okay? I want my old Cisco back.

Wait a second, that's it!

[Frostee] Fear bombs emit a particular type of radiation.

If we can't track the vehicles…

We can track the weapons.

There he is! Moving north through the Alps.

Nice work, Frostee.

Looks like we've got our location. [sighs] Now can I say it?

Go ahead.

Let's roll out!

We're locked on to the convoy, but I'm not sure where it's headed.

This area looks pretty deserted.

According to his personnel file, Dudley has a cabin at the top of the mountain

where he stays when he goes fly fishing.

He also enjoys ice sculpting.

Aw, that's nice. Even bad guys need hobbies.

Sounds more like he needs a life. Keep your eyes peeled, everyone.

Dudley is a highly-trained military officer

and a few raisins shy of a decent trail mix.

We don't know what defense measures he has in place.

[Tony]I have a few ideas!

[dramatic music plays]

Uh, I think the fear goo has finally worn off, because I am terrified!

I see Dudley! Closing in on him now!

[groaning]

Oh, man! They're trying to make a sandwich out of Tony!

A BLT? Bacon Lettuce Toretto?

[laughs] I was gonna say Tony Melt.

-Oh, I could go for a Reuben right now. -[Tony] Guys!

A little help here!

-[Cisco] My bad! -[Frostee] Sorry.

[Tony] Cisco, your rocket!

[dramatic music intensifies]

[groans]

Guys, we lost visual. Anyone see General Dudley?

I got eyes on him.

[suspenseful music plays]

We gotta get down there.

[music slows, echoes]

[music resumes]

Not bad.

-[hissing] -[tires squeal]

Back at ya.

[suspenseful music continues]

Layla and I are right on Dudley's tail. It looks like he's headed into some cave.

That must be his escape route.

You need to stop him before he makes it in there.

Uh-oh. Our satellites are picking up some meteorological glitch in the troposphere.

My eyes are picking up a giant blizzard right behind us!

[wind howls]

-Team, we've got incoming. -[radio static]

-Toretto, Echo, does anyone copy? -[thunder crashes]

The storm took out our communications.

[dramatic music plays]

Yo, what's with the winter wonderland?

[shrieks]

Hey! Keep your eyes on the road!

[grunts]

[Tony] Whoa!

Tony's about to go off the side!

[Tony] Whoa!

I got you, T!

[music intensifies]

[grunting]

[chuckles] You're safe now, buddy!

Phew. Thanks, Cisco.

-[vehicle approaches] -[gasps]

[screaming]

[yelling]

[all scream]

This storm is crazy!

I know, but Dudley's not slowing down. We gotta stay on him!

[dramatic music plays]

[grunts]

[engines rev]

[exclaiming]

[dramatic music continues]

-These winds are too strong! -[whimpering]

We're losing altitude! I'm gonna try to put her down gently!

-Or not! -[alarm rings]

[straining]

We have to bail. Now!

[screaming]

[somber music plays]

[groaning]

Echo? Nowhere?

Anyone copy?

Ugh! I'm getting nothing on the radio.

So we're stuck out here without our cars or a way to contact the rest of the crew?

-Or sweaters! -[wind whistles]

What? You know how dangerous it is

to have exposed skin in these frigid temperatures?

We could get frostbite, or hypothermia…

And that's if we don't get eaten by a giant yeti first! [whimpers]

You know they like their food freeze-dried.

Cisco has a point.

Not about the yetis, obviously, but we need to find shelter.

If those guys we were chasing find us, we're sitting ducks out here.

-Yeah. You're right. -[soft music plays]

Uh, there!

[Tony] That must be Dudley's cabin.

We can wait out the storm and find something to pull our cars up.

And re-establish communications with the team.

Yeah, and find some sweaters! [chuckles]

Or maybe like a homemade quilt or something like that, you know?

Maybe a pillow that says,

"The early bird can have the stupid worm, I'm sleepy!", you know?

Or one shaped like a road sign that says, "Snuggle Bunny Crossing."

Aw! [chuckles]

Something that warms the body and the soul.

[sighs] Let's move.

[wind howls]

[atmospheric music plays]

Well, we made it in.

[Layla] Now what?

[rustling]

No, it's nothing.

Hey, did you ever hear PizzaRave talking about those mole people?

[Echo] I'm pretty sure that's not who we're chasing.

[Layla] Maybe they're chasing us.

[Layla] Would you rather fight a mole the size of a person,

or 50 people the size of a mole?

I'd rather find a way out of here.

-50 tiny mole people for me, hands down. -[rustling]

You can kick 'em, stomp 'em, fricassee 'em…

Zip it, hayseed. What was that?

We got you, Dudley.

Uh, Echo?

[dramatic music plays]

How do we know which is the real Dudley?

[Echo] Okay. That's new.

Ghost suits, huh?

Well, I see your ghost suits, and raise you…

a laser grenade.

What are you doing? If you use that, our suits won't work!

And neither will theirs. Ha!

Now let's stomp these fools, Gum Neck style!

[grunting]

Is everyone alright?

Find your buddy. [exclaims]

Found him! What happened back there?

It's like we lost the element of surprise and got surprised by the elements!

There was a miniature version of Cleve's weather machine

in the batch of stolen tech that could have caused this storm.

It was built with an internal ionizer so it's able to operate without satellites.

That actually sounds helpful. Why were we going to blow it up?

It was too unpredictable.

[Ms. Nowhere] Try to program a light afternoon sprinkle

and you wind up with a fire typhoon!

Oh. Okay, that is bad.

Gary, where did the weather anomaly originate?

Before we lost our connection, the signal pinged here,

on the north side of the mountain.

Then that's where we're headed. We need to shut that machine down.

The new and improved, extremely dangerous machine!

We get it, Gary!

[groans] Are we there yet?

Yes, Cisco. The cabin is literally right in front of us.

Huh?

For real? Oh, sorry.

It's not my fault. I think I'm starting to get snow madness!

They say the first symptom is believing you have snow madness!

Okay. Be careful, guys. Dudley has been three steps ahead of us all day.

His place could be loaded with booby traps,

or there could be an army of drones inside, ready to take us out.

-[soft music plays] -[panting]

I think we're clear.

[roaring]

-Huh? -What the--?

Snow madness!

If Dudley's been here the whole time, who were Echo and Layla chasing?

[grunting]

[Layla gasps]

-[grunts] -[tense music plays]

[henchman] You're trapped.

You have no idea how to get out of this cave.

No, but you do.

[grunting]

[groans]

[panting]

-[grunting] -[dramatic music plays]

Now get us out of here.

Whew!

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I've never been happier to see you kids.

Almost had to turn this chair into a toilet.

Wouldn't be the first time.

Take it from me,

when an enemy interrogator offers you "complimentary" coffee,

do not drink it.

You will definitely pay for it later.

I don't get it.

I wet my pants, son.

Ah, no, not that! Why would your own men tie you up?

Did they turn on you after you stole those weapons?

Those aren't my men out there.

Whoever took those weapons set me up. Forged documents, doctored footage…

Did a darn good job from the looks of it. Good enough to trick Nowhere.

Eh, we're not buying it, Dudley.

Yeah. That story sounds awfully "convenient."

[chuckles] Well, not too long ago,

a certain bunch of annoying, pain-in-the-neck kids

were singing the same song back in Mexico City.

Hey! If you're talking about us,

we're a bunch of annoying, pain-in-the-neck young adults.

Look, I'm a military man. I follow a strict chain of command.

The whole "covert missions, going rogue, harboring dangerous tech" thing

is your way of operating.

If I were laying odds,

I'd say the mastermind behind this is closer to you than you think.

[atmospheric music plays]

Which way out of the mountain?

While we're walking,

you can tell us everything you know about what Dudley's planning.

[henchman laughs] Dudley? I don't work for Dudley.

[Layla] Yeah? Then who do you work for?

[henchman] I'll tell you who I work for, if you tell me who you work for.

That's classified.

-[henchman] Even from you. -What's that supposed to mean?

[henchman] It means you're a couple of expendable pawns

working for an agency no one's ever heard of,

led by someone you've never met.

Who's to say that Ms. Nowhere having the weapons is any better than Dudley?

Or Moray? Or Sudarikov?

Nowhere's not using weapons to destroy the world.

[henchman] No, she's using them to control the world.

And isn't control just another form of destruction?

The destruction of free will!

Ugh, this is like Shashi all over again.

[henchman] He had some good ideas.

He just wasn't prepared for everything your little team could do.

[grunts] Okay, who are you? How do you know all this?

[henchman] Seems like Ms. Nowhere should be able to tell you.

So either she doesn't know, or she's keeping you in the dark.

Either way, I'd be worried.

I've dealt with plenty of crazies and would-be bosses,

and let me tell you, Ms. Nowhere knows what she's doing.

Including getting punks like you to talk. So move! [grunts]

[henchman] I'm sure you have a lot of questions,

but unfortunately, it looks like you won't have the chance to get those answers.

[ominous music plays]

[electronic burbling]

Great. We barely got away last time.

How are we supposed to fight off more of these guys?

With a little help from Palindrome.

[whirring]

-Jump! -[grunting]

[dramatic music plays]

[grunting]

You stole that from him, didn't you?

I borrowed it! Wink!

[panting]

[exclaim]

[dramatic music continues]

We need to get to higher ground.

-These guys just don't quit! -At least we put some distance between us.

-[electronic burbling] -[whirring]

Well, that's not good.

This seems like the eye of the storm. We must be close.

There's the weather machine, twelve o'clock high!

I'm going to use this EMP to shut it down! [grunts]

[exclaims]

[dramatic music continues]

[yelling]

That's not good.

-This is not good. -[ominous music plays]

Ugh! It's too bitter!

Are you kidding me?

Those are hand-picked cacao beans,

directly imported from a private Colombian farm that you're drinking.

Meh. Needs marshmallows.

-[scoffs] -I know. Kids, right? [chuckles]

Mm… Okay. My turn.

Ooh! [chuckles] This is a good one!

[chuckles]

Sounds like…

[grunting]

I, uh… [splutters]

Oh, flapjacks!

Pancakes!

Bam! You got it, dawg!

[grunting]

-[chuckles] -How do you get those so fast?

Oh, well, anytime Cisco says, "Oh, this is a good one," it's about food.

Man, I hope the rest of the team is having this much fun.

[rock-style yodeling plays]

[grunting]

[Layla exclaims, grunts]

[grunting]

[groans]

[tense music plays]

[electronic burbling]

[cracking, rumbling]

[grunts]

[tense music continues]

This is useless. We're never gonna outrun them.

I've got a plan.

[suspenseful music plays]

-Get ready to jump. -I'm ready, but what about your suit?

[grunts]

Don't worry. I've got my own way down.

[grunts]

-[Echo grunts] -[beeping]

[rock music plays]

[panting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[gasps]

[yelps]

[music slows, echoes]

[music resumes]

[tense music plays]

We're going to have to shut this thing down manually!

It's time for the ol' bait and switch.

You two be the bait, and I'll flip the switch.

Just once, it would be nice if she volunteered to be the bait.

[Ms. Nowhere] Hey! Less talking, more walking… in front of those lasers!

[both sigh]

[dramatic music plays]

[Gary and Julius scream]

[panting]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[screaming]

[grunts]

[grunts]

-[music intensifies] -[gasps]

[grunts, yells]

[laughs]

[Ms. Nowhere] Hi-ya!

[whirring]

-[dramatic music plays] -[whooshing]

[sigh, groan]

[soft music plays]

[grunting]

Well, look at this. The sun came out.

Nowhere? Tony?

Anybody there? Hello?

[Ms. Nowhere]Echo!

Are you okay?

[Echo]Yeah.

Layla and I are fine, but we're all the way back at the base of the mountain.

Where is everyone?

-We're-- -[Tony]Hey, Echo!

Frostee, Cisco and I made it up to Dudley's cabin.

He's actually here with us right now.

Wait, you're with--

[Layla]Are you sure? We've been seeing double Dudley all day.

[Cisco]Hang on.

-[General Dudley]Ow! -[Cisco]Yup! It's him.

[soft music plays]

Let me get this straight. While the five of us were out there risking our lives,

you three sat by the fireplace

and enjoyed warm, chocolatey beverages with the enemy?!

Well, I wouldn't say I enjoyed 'em.

Ms. Nowhere, General Dudley is innocent. He was tied up here the whole time.

A likely story.

Those guys we were fighting were just able to look like him.

Oh please!

Don't tell me you are all falling for the Chameleon Gambit?

[scoffing] Have I taught you nothing?

Shouldn't we be focused on the ghost Layla and I captured?

She knew details about the agency and our past missions.

Highly classified stuff.

Exactly!

Someone wanted us to believe Dudley was the one who stole those weapons.

I think we're being sent on a wild goose chase.

Aw man, I hate wild geese!

They're always so angry,

and they travel in gaggles, which sounds fun, but it is not.

Could the agency have a mole?

Possibly. But let us worry about that. You all stay focused on the task at hand.

-Saving Incineration Day! [laughs] -Yes!

No!

Well… Yes, but in order to do that, we need to track down those weapons.

And we start by interrogating

the man who engineered this whole operation from the beginning.

The mastermind. The kingpin! The--

[phone rings]

This is Nowhere. Uh-huh.

Mm-hm. Mm! Mm-hm.

-Copy that. -[phone bleeps]

So… [scoffs]

I don't think Dudley was behind the attack.

-Huh? -You gotta be kidding.

The agency just got an alert

that high-tech weapons matching the ones stolen from us

are being used by a wanted criminal to cause havoc on the Autobahn.

Hey, that's great!

Not the causing havoc part, but that's a solid lead.

Did they say who it is?

-It's Rafaela. -[all gasp]

Rafaela in Germany?

Ach du lieber!

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

[lyrics echo]

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪The crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing] ♪Ride out, ride out ♪

♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪