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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[tense music plays]

[Tony] Cisco, get us out of here.

[Echo] Am I the only one who misses

mind-controlled people attacking the hauler instead of zombie cars?

[all exclaim]

Those were simpler times.

We'll be moving in just a second,

as soon as Frostee gets this airlock door open.

Uh-oh. Hold on.

We're already getting attacked by angry cars

and trapped in an underwater base.

-Now why are you saying "uh-oh"? -[Frostee]The AI is mutating.

It's trying to jump back into the hauler!

Ah, you got to stop it, Frostee!

I can't handle another fro-yo attack, and I'm the most lactose tolerant guy around.

[groans]

-Got it. For now… -[sighs]

Good! Let's move.

But this virus is getting smarter and evolving.

It's harder to stop every time.

That's why we need to destroy this entire base

before the Toretto Virus hits land.

Otherwise we're looking at a technological apocalypse

like nothing the world has ever seen.

Every piece of modern equipment,

every smartphone,

every beloved electric blanket

will turn against its owner, broken free from its human overlords!

Uh, this is usually my thing, the overdramatic build up.

Can we stop calling it the Toretto Virus, okay?

That's not really how I see myself, as a virus.

Also, who uses an electric blanket?

She has poor circulation in her feet.

Probably all those pork pies.

[crashing]

Uh, maybe we can worry about Ms. Nowhere's cholesterol

after we find a way out of here?

The AI has the door shut down. I can't hack it!

Then let's blast our way out.

[dramatic music plays]

Nothing! Maybe we can ram it.

Let's light this candle!

[exclaiming]

[straining]

[alarm rings]

[sighs] Nothing!

So we're just gonna be trapped in here all the way to Bangkok?

No. The AI just turned off the oxygen in the airlock.

We'll be out in two minutes.

Oh my goodness!

I think we're doing this the wrong way.

Hey, Cisco. Back up.

[Echo]Give me some room.

[suspenseful music plays]

Instead of blasting the door out,

we should be pulling on it and using the weight of the sea.

[Echo] Now, pull!

[suspenseful music plays]

[groans]

[creaking]

It's working! Layla, fire the lasers at the seams.

Whoo! Nice one, Echo!

Ahead flank cavitate.

[atmospheric music plays]

[Layla scoffs] Typical Toretto move.

Launching out after us even though they can't swim.

Yeah. Makes me a little proud.

[gasps] Sudarikov's base is gonna reach Bangkok in a half hour.

If just one AI car gets there,

the Toretto Virus will live and breed forever.

Seriously, can we just talk about changing the name?

Can you send your anti-viral code

to Bangkok to inoculate against the AI attack?

Send it to who? The Bangkok computer god?

Bro, I knew it!

Oh… You're joking?

No one can stop that virus from infecting once it hits.

That's why it's never gonna get there. I'm calling in an air strike.

That underwater car factory is going down.

Yeah! Scramble the fighters! I always wanted to say that. [laughs]

Hey! I'm the pilot here. You stick to sub driving.

[whimpers]

[dramatic music plays]

[Ms. Nowhere laughs]

Here come the birds of prey.

Feast, my pretties!

[dramatic music continues]

Target sighted. Turning for firing run.

You got to be kidding. The car factory has missiles!

Raptor one and two, eject!

The Toretto AI just took down two of our jets. But the third…

[suspenseful music plays]

Base, can you see this?

The missile is tracking me, but not striking.

Get him out of there! The virus is jumping!

[electronic burbling]

Something is happening. I can't control my jet!

[alarm rings]

Nice air strike, Ms. Nowhere! Now, missile lock is on us. Dive!

[Cisco] Dive!

[exclaiming]

[music intensifies]

-Get deep! -[exclaiming]

[exclaiming]

[gasping]

We made it.

Yeah, but now that fighter is turning around

and heading toward Bangkok.

[dramatic music plays]

Hold on. I think I can radio in a patch.

[electronic burbling]

Mission control, can you see this? Now I'm turning back around.

[Frostee]It's all good.

You were just infected with an AI virus created by a diabolical Russian.

But I vaccinated your jet, so you're fighting for the good guys again.

What? What's happening? I still don't have control.

[Frostee]Sit tight, Maverick. Frostbite's got the ball now.

-That's a cool call sign, bro. -I know.

Who are you?!

We're Spy Racers!

[dramatic music plays]

Okay, we've got one fighter with two missiles, the hauler, and our cars.

What do we do now?

We take that car factory boat thing down!

I think we all know that. The question is how?

That AI is all Toretto. It will do anything to accomplish its mission.

Even the craziest, most life-threatening, idiotic maneuvers you can think of.

-Aw. Thanks, Layla. -[sighs]

But we've got the advantage, because we know how Toretto thinks.

Also, the original Toretto has something the AI Toretto doesn't.

A family.

That's right. There's only one team that's ever stopped Tony.

Us.

-So how do you stop a Toretto? -We got to think…

Hm… [sighs]

Do we just have to sit here while we think?

I want to, like, jump something, or ram something.

-That's it! -Yes! Wait, what's it?

That's how you stop him. By thinking.

Tony, if you were going to infect Bangkok, what would you do?

I'd head straight for it.

Smash through every obstacle, then jump over every other obstacle.

Isn't that, like, double the actual number of obstacles?

Never mind. That's exactly what the AI will try to do.

Sudarikov created a brain based on Tony.

It's a doer, an attacker. That's its weakness.

I think I got a plan.

[tense music plays]

[Layla]First things first.

Toretto can never back away from a fight, so let's start Toretto versus Toretto.

[Tony]Finally!

Lookie there, sir! The kids made it out of your base.

Yeah. Hooray…

[Rusty] And there's old Tony Toretto.

Man, I'll tell you, that fella's really got nine lives.

Which, of course, is a reference to the Egyptian sun god, Atum-Ra.

You know, in some regions of Spain, they say cats have seven lives.

-[engine revs] -Woohoo!

Alright, virus! You want the Toretto name?

You got to fight for it.

[hip-hop plays]

Hey, yeah! Whoo!

[Tony] Yeah, yes! Whoo!

Where you at? You scared?

Nope, not scared.

Uh-oh.

[laughs]

Yeah!

Come on!

[Layla]While Tony does his thing, we'll attack the base on multiple fronts,

so the AI can't focus on any one thing.

[electronic music plays]

Okay, I think we made it mad.

The subs are out, Frostee. Time to work your magic.

Just a second.

[music intensifies]

[Frostee]Gonna put you in a holding pattern.

-Well, I could just go home. -[Frostee]No, I might need you later!

Okay, let's get these subs going.

Maybe speed it up a little?

Did no one listen when I said this thing was constantly evolving?

Got it. Cisco, you have the conn. They'll respond to your verbal command.

[gasps] I can't believe I got promoted from captain to fleet commander so fast!

Uh-huh.

[inhales] Sub fleet!

Stop chasing the cars, and attack the base!

[robot voice]Attack the base. Aye, cap'n.

-No way! -[laughs] Yeah! I rigged them up to talk.

[music intensifies]

[Layla]While the AI is distracted by our attacks,

we can get in there to take it down from the inside.

-[tense music plays] -[grunting]

Hey!

Fine. You want to pull me in? Here I come.

Aw, come on!

Whoa!

-I need more power. -[revving]

[gasps]

[music fades]

[tense music plays]

No, no, no!

[tires squeal]

Keep pulling, guys! You're the only ones saving me!

[music intensifies]

What? Did you hear that?

[gasps]

[groans]

[yells]

-[rockets blast] -[Tony] Yeah! Whoo!

[victorious music plays]

[exhales]

-[electronic burbling] -[dramatic music plays]

Uh, guys? How much longer do I have to fight myself?

Planting explosives now.

Gary and Julius have our exit secured.

Palindrome insisted on coming with me, for some reason.

You can't do everything alone.

We should be ready for extraction in a few minutes.

Extraction in three minutes.

That's what I just said.

You said "a few." That could mean anything.

"A few" means three!

-[whirring] -Look out!

-[shrieks] -[groans]

-[gasping] -You okay?

-I never saw that laser coming. -Good thing I was here to watch your back.

If you had listened to my order to stay behind…

Good thing I care enough to ignore you.

[emotional music plays]

If you two are done cuddling on the floor, we're in the middle of a firefight here.

[suspenseful music plays]

We got the Toretto Virus all worked up. Now let's make it chase us.

[music intensifies]

Plotting course through Desolation Trench.

We got the route.

Looks like the base is chasing us.

It can't resist blowing us up on the way to Thailand.

Seems pretty into blowing me up too. This time I think it might actually do it.

[Frostee]Not if it gets frostbit first!

-[dramatic music plays] -Woohoo, yeah! Whoo! Yeah!

[Tony] Oh, thanks, Frostee!

-No problem! Uh-oh… -[electronic burbling]

-[whirring] -Huh?

[tense music plays]

Incoming!

[dramatic music plays]

Oh no! The base is trying to use missiles to infect Thailand,

the same way it infected this jet!

Okay, you got to admit, my AI is pretty smart.

[pilot] I don't like this!

Sorry, man, but we got to stop that missile.

You're going down!

-What?! -No, not you!

[music intensifies]

-Ha! Got it! -[bleeping]

Huh? Oh, man!

[music intensifies]

Hang on.

[pilot screams]

Guys, are we about ready to take this base down?

We're good to go. Charges are set.

The base is in the trench. Tony…

[Cisco] We're coming to get you, man.

Good, because I'm gonna need a ride in about ten seconds. Track me.

[rock music plays]

[gasps]

[sighs] Cisco, I'm going to be shooting off the east side,

and I'm coming in real hot.

Hold on!

Sorry, can't slow down!

[Tony] Whoa!

[yelling]

I got this.

[rock music stops abruptly]

-I can't believe that didn't work. -[Cisco]Seriously?!

How could you think you could possibly land that car on a moving hauler sub?

I do stuff like that all the time!

-Seems crazy to me. -Just get in the hauler, Toretto.

[Tony]I'm coming.

Layla, where are you?

I'll be a safe distance away. Blow that thing!

[dramatic music plays]

Just in time, because we're out of ammo.

You didn't die in vain, little subs. Fire in the hole!

[music intensifies]

It's not sinking yet.

It's about to.

[dramatic music fades]

-[Shashi grunts] -[chirruping]

[panting]

-[grunting] -[Sova twitters]

-Shashi! -[panting]

Here we are, together again.

Man, don't this just remind y'all of those famous verses by Mr. Francis Scott Key?

[Sova twitters]

Oh, as Russians, I suppose you're not familiar with our American anthem.

Well, you're in for a treat. You see,

the war of 1812 had gripped Baltimore.

-[Rusty] Fort McHenry stood alone… -[panting]

[cheering inside hauler]

[cheering]

Aw man, that was a lot of work.

I'm telling y'all! Yes!

[cheering, laughing]

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, yeah, it's so good to see you guys.

[Frostee] Yeah!

Sudarikov's base is sinking just a quarter mile away from the coast.

-Good work, everybody. -Nice plan, Layla.

Yes, we did it!

Hang on.

It looks like the base is triggering some kind of self-destruct mechanism.

It's gonna turn itself into a giant bomb!

[tense music plays]

Why would it do that? We blew it up.

Maybe it's trying to protect all the secret information.

Hey, that doesn't sound like me. I would never self-destruct.

On purpose.

[tense music plays]

[electronic burbling]

[creaking]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[panting]

Is that a car?

The Toretto Virus blew up the entire factory

just to launch a car out the top and fly it over to Thailand?

Yes. Now that sounds like me.

Frostee! Get your jet over there! That car cannot reach Bangkok!

I can't stop it! I'm out of ammo!

[tense music plays]

[Frostee]It's on the beach.

[Frostee]If that car reaches civilization,

we'll never stop the AI from spreading.

[Cisco]It's only a mile from the first town.

We'll never stop it now.

I guess I'm just too tough to beat.

[Layla]Don't start bragging yet, Toretto.

[dramatic music plays]

[grunts]

[suspenseful music plays]

[music intensifies]

[beeping]

-[Cisco]Yeah, Layla! -[Frostee laughs]

-[cheering, laughing] -Oh, that was so cool!

-Dang, convict! That was hardcore! -[cheering]

Yeah, I can't believe it! How did you know to be there?

[Layla] You're so predictable, Toretto.

Always blowing something up, and launching cars in the air.

And by the way, I beat you again.

Told you I'd make a better evil car.

[electronic music plays]

-To Layla! -That's why she's in the family!

Looks like I got some painting to do.

Uh, you think we can get Nowhere's credit card again?

I got some ideas for upgrades. Maybe a car slide off the roof?

Throw in a hot tub up there and I'm listening!

[chuckles]

So… I'm getting the feeling this was my last mission under your command.

Yes, I'm afraid so.

On our next mission, we're partners.

[chuckles]

Yeah.

I'm sorry I lashed out at you.

When I get nervous, I…

I try to take control, I…

I have to learn not to be so rigid!

A relationship is like a villain's lair.

It needs to have a strong structure,

but those are also the areas where it's most vulnerable.

Also, I'm great at blowing them both up.

-[Frostee laughs] -[Cisco pants, groans]

[sighs] Looks like we saved the world again.

We're getting good at this.

Well, the world is lucky Sudarikov made an AI out of you and not me,

otherwise you'd be worshipping your robot overlords right now.

Hey, the only reason it was the Toretto Virus

is because I was the best driver.

I won the ROAM car race, not you.

[scoffs] We set you up for that win!

The team!

Did you not learn anything from this whole thing?

The Toretto Virus represented you, by yourself,

and it got beat because it didn't have a family like the real Toretto did.

Do you not get that?

[scoffs] Whatever.

Look, are you gonna spend all day talking, or are you ready to race?

[music intensifies]

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪