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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[dramatic music plays]

[sighs]

Guys, just sent our coordinates. We need an extraction, right now.

[Echo] Yeah, that might take a little while.

We kind of destroyed another plane when the AI took it over and tried to kill us.

We're plummeting towards the ocean!

We're not plummeting!

We ejected from so far up that we still have, like,

five minutes before we hit water.

Plus, the hauler can turn into a sub, remember?

Oh… Right.

Hey! While we're all on the line,

we can have a good old-fashioned leadership meeting.

Oh, yes!

I would love to exchange intel in a formal yet friendly touch-base.

I'll take minutes.

Is that really the best use of our time right now?

Great question! Let's set up an ad hoc committee to investigate that.

Ugh! I hate leadership meetings!

And Julius is terrible at taking minutes!

[Julius] Sorry, Ms. Nowhere. Would you mind repeating that?

[grunts]

[engine turns over]

[grunts]

[dramatic music plays]

[gasps]

[exclaims, grunts] Not cool, man!

[crackling]

[engine starts]

[exclaims] Huh. Actually, I think that finally fixed my starter. Thanks.

-[grunting, struggling] -[tires squeal]

[Gary] At the top, we like to hear from new members.

Palindrome, welcome.

How about you share what your team has learned?

First, I'd like to affirm this meeting is a wonderful idea.

[Julius]Seconded, and noted.

We've gathered new intel on Sudarikov's artificially intelligent super car.

-[grunting] -[tires squeal]

[grunting]

The car is implanted with my driving ability.

That's why Sudarikov kidnapped me and hooked me up to all those machines.

And also why I had to relearn how to drive.

[Tony]If you ignore the "using it for evil" thing,

it's pretty flattering.

That insane AI is you?!

It tried to crash the spy plane with us inside!

That car did kinda seem like Tony.

What? How? Frostee just said it tried to take you out.

Have you seen yourself when you lose atThe Deepening?

That dumb trench glitched out right as I was about to slay the Tentacle Thief.

We had a bounty alliance that you betrayed!

Yup, there he is.

We also found blueprints of a secret base Sudarikov's using.

-[grunting -[screaming]

It looks like a factory, but we don't know what for.

-[Ms. Nowhere]Where is it? -Somewhere under the ocean.

How could you possibly know that?

There's a line labeled "ocean" above the base.

[sighs] Fine. Shashi's guess checks out.

I'm sending you the blueprints.

[alarm sounds]

Uh-oh. The AI subs are back. We're only 100 feet from the ocean.

[bleeping]

[dramatic music plays]

And now, we've got less than a minute before we hit water!

Suddenly, this does feel like plummeting.

Fifty feet! They're locking missiles!

Okay. I might be able to use a sample of the AI code

I took while we were battling the car to reprogram the subs.

Almost there…

[alarm stops]

We're good!

[dramatic music continues]

-Point of order! -Gary has the floor!

I move to commend Frostee for his outstanding work just now.

Gary has moved to commend Frostee. Does anyone second that?

[bored] Hooray, Frostee.

Now I hereby adjourn this dumb meeting.

I'm afraid, under parliamentary procedure, you can't adjourn--

I can do whatever I want!

Frostee, program those subs to lead us back to this underwater base.

We're gonna infiltrate, shut it down,

and stop Sudarikov's plot to somehow take over the world

using an AI Toretto car!

[Palindrome]We'll get a boat and meet you there.

No! You won't be able to follow us underwater.

Stay where you are and await orders. Think you can handle that?

Yes, Ms. Nowhere. But let the record show that I miss you.

-[Julius] I'm writing it down. -[Ms. Nowhere] Don't write that down!

I can't let Sudarikov take over the world

using a car implanted with my driving skills

and ruin the Toretto name!

What if Dom finds out? I know exactly what he'd say.

[imitating Dom] "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

But disappointed is even worse than angry!

I understand that, but Ms. Nowhere gave us a direct order.

I'm with Tony. We should go in.

You've been weirdly nice lately. It's getting annoying.

You saved me from that car, Toretto, and from myself, back in Vegas.

You didn't have to either time, but you did, and I respect that.

I just hope I can pay you back.

Alright, fine. I guess you can keep being weirdly nice to me.

[Layla]Y'all are both weird.

It'll be a lot easier to work things out with Ms. Nowhere in person.

[sighs] I suppose you're right.

I hope Ms. Nowhere's ready to RISE:

Resolve, Illuminate, Synchronize, and Empathize!

[Tony] We can track the hauler's sub location on our watches.

We just need a boat.

[Palindrome] The harbor's across the island.

[Layla]Along with a whole lot of people who want to ice us.

Maybe we don't need to go to the harbor.

Sorry, Rusty, sir.

We haven't seen Toretto. We'll keep looking.

[dramatic music plays]

[yelling]

Nicely done, Toretto. Remember when I did that?

I wasn't there, but I bet it was way less awesome.

He didn't crash into the front seats, so, yeah.

Now let's get to the base.

Patrol Seven to base. Good news: we found Toretto.

[Rusty] But the bad news is that Toretto has somehow located your base,

and is headed toward you right now.

You let them get away again?!

Now, sir, I believe a quote from Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte applies here:

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Toretto ain't got the man power to attack your base.

You'll be able to take him out, once and for all.

Konechno, I will! Get out here!

Yes, sir.

You know, Napoleon Bonaparte similarly relied on his right-hand man,

-Louis-Alexandre Berthier-- -[snarls]

[dramatic music plays]

The subs are slowing down. We must be near the base.

Hopefully, with our cloaking and replicating the subs' tech signature,

we won't read as a foreign craft.

[Cisco] Whoa, bro!

I never thought I'd see this!

We found Atlantis!

[Frostee] It's not Atlantis, Cisco.

[suspenseful music plays]

[Echo] Security's pretty tight.

This base must be connected to Sudarikov's AI car plot.

We need to destroy it.

There's a control center at the heart of the base,

a couple dozen floors below us.

[Frostee We can shut down the facility from there.

Looks like there's an elevator, but I'm sure it's also heavily guarded.

Just so everyone's aware, I did inventory on the way.

The fight against the AI car decimated most of our gear.

Yeah, dawg. All I got is a bunch of spy gum.

So, we need a low-tech infiltration plan.

I have this addicting game on my phone calledBubble Wrapper,

where you pop virtual bubble wrap.

I can leave a phone for the troopers to find.

They'll be so distracted by the game, they won't notice us.

Virtual bubble wrap?! Wouldn't the guards wonder where the phone came from?

Would we have to plant multiple phones?

Do you think they grow on trees?

[groans] Spy planes do.

-Nope! We do this my way. -[stirring music plays]

-[chomping] -[suspenseful music plays]

-Time to spit it out. -[grunts] Already?

But it's still so minty fresh!

Trust me.

[spits]

[hisses, crackles]

[gasps] Definitely glad I spit that out.

[crashing]

-[dramatic music plays] -[yelling]

Uh, these uniforms look a little big for Echo and me.

And a little small for us.

[Ms. Nowhere laughs]

Call me Goldilocks.

Wait a second.

Since some of the uniforms are too small, and some are too big, why don't we switch?

[Ms. Nowhere] Mm… Maybe because the uniforms are all the same size!

-Oh… That's a good point. -[bleeping]

[Tony]Hey, guys! We're here!

[Ms. Nowhere] Are you serious?!

Palindrome, I told you to stay put.

Do you listen to anything I say?!

I don't think she's ready to RISE.

A true leader trusts her own team, Toretto.

I do trust you guys, I just want to contribute.

What can you possibly contribute by floating above us?

Um, well… We can secure the perimeter.

[birds caw]

And it's secure.

[tense music plays]

[Ms. Nowhere grunts]

I'm disabling the security cameras in the elevator.

[Ms. Nowhere]Make your way down the hall.

Copy that.

[laughs] Thank you, gecko gum.

[tense music continues]

[soft squelching]

[gasps]

[groaning]

[music intensifies]

[groans]

-[clattering] -[game chimes]

[gasps]

[video game music plays]

[video game voice]Can you p-p-p-pop all the bubbles?

-[video game music continues] -[popping]

[grunting]

[Ms. Nowhere]Hallway cams down, elevator's here.

-Let me play! -I found the phone!

-I can't see. -Get it. Get that one, on the left!

-You missed one! -I see it!

-[dramatic music plays] -[panting]

[all sigh]

Ha! I knew my plan would work!

When paired with mine. Good job thinking on your feet, Frostee.

I can't believe my spy gum malfunctioned. It must be defective.

Or you just have really sweaty palms.

-Huh? -[ominous music plays]

[whimpers]

What the…

[dramatic music plays]

Bro, I'm starting to think this isn't Atlantis.

It's an underwater car factory!

9, 10, 11, 12 floors…

Completely full!

Sudarikov is mass-producing these things.

We saw what one could do.

With this many, he can control the entire world!

[music intensifies]

We need to breach the main control center and shut this entire place down.

We can't let Sudarikov unleash this technology.

You got it.

Intruders! We need backup!

Everyone, give Frostee cover so he can get to the control center!

[dramatic music plays]

[yelling, grunting]

[panting]

-[gasps, exclaims] -[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunts, pants]

[grunts, exhales]

I'm hacking into the mainframe.

[Frostee] 25% there on destroying the base computer.

Oh, this is crazy!

[Frostee] Each time I make it deeper into the AI's hive mind,

it develops a new defense.

It's even more sophisticated than it was when it took over the plane,

organically evolving, and learning at an exponential rate!

[laughs] What a feat of engineering!

-[grunting] -Sounds very impressive!

How close are you to shutting the base down?

[grunting, panting]

Yeah, bro! It's wild out here!

[yelps]

I'm working on it! My job's just as hard as yours.

[groaning]

It seems a little less painful.

Base destruction is halfway done.

Man, I got to download some of this AI code onto my medallion.

[suspenseful music plays]

[grunting]

Hurry, Frostee.

[grunting]

-[dramatic music plays] -[grunting]

[Sudarikov] Stop the attack…

or your friends get it.

[sighs] Hi, guys.

Uh… The perimeter is no longer secure.

-[gasps] -[Frostee]Wait, Tony's out there?

Hi, Frostee. We got captured. My bad.

Get out of control center!

-[Frostee]Aw, man! -[clattering]

[groans]

[Sudarikov laughs]

-Finally, I have upper hand! -[dramatic music plays]

I will move base to Bangkok, and take over city, then entire world,

with my artificially intelligent vehicles!

Thanks to you, they will be unstoppable!

Soon, control of all technology will be at my fingertips!

Wow. Copycat, much?

Hey, look guys, I'm really sorry.

At least Ms. Nowhere isn't here to be mad at me.

Wait… Where is Ms. Nowhere?

[hoots] Who has the upper hand, Sudarikov?

[Sova twitters]

-[gasps] Sova! -You went back for the bird!

Release my team and reach for the sky, Sudarikov.

[scoffs] Please…

You would not actually hurt my Sova.

Uh, she definitely would.

-[chuckles, shrieks] -[screeching]

No! Bad girl!

-That is one mad bird. -[shrieking, screeching]

Ms. Nowhere or Sova?

Hm, good question. I guess both.

[groans] You've triggered her!

-Sova,krasota, you must calm down. -[shrieking, screeching]

Your purebred heart cannot take this stress.

-Fine! Fine, release them! -[dramatic music plays]

Are you for serious?

Now!

Oh…

Now give her to me.

Not just yet.

Shut this base down and you'll get your bird back.

And destroy my greatest creation? Never!

Oh, okay. Then I guess you don't mind me feeding Sova

an endless diet of delicious gluten and processed meat!

-[hooting, twittering] -[chuckling]

-Nyet!Stop! Fine! -[Ms. Nowhere] Nibble-nibble!

-But you are a monster. -[dramatic music plays]

I cannot believe you are forcing me to destroy my amazing technology.

It could revolutionize medicine, and clean energy.

Yeah, but you weren't using it for that.

[sighs] I am hitting kill switch.

Frostee, make sure he doesn't try any funny business.

On it.

Now, base will float to surface.

It's dead in the water.

AI cannot function without access to central power source.

That's a full shutdown.

-[cheering] -[stirring music plays]

-You take it. Ow! -[screeches]

You're welcome.

[alarm blares]

-[gasps] -What did you do, Sudarikov?

Nothing, I swear.

I… I don't understand.

-[crashing] -[exclaiming]

What's happening? Why are we moving sideways?

-It's alive. -[electronic burbling]

What?

[dramatic music plays]

[engines roar]

The AI wants to fulfill its mission.

It's heading to Bangkok!

-[crashing] -[exclaiming]

Oh, boy!

[exclaims] Save yourselves!

Just to second Tony, uh, what is happening?!

The AI is so advanced that it's become self-aware!

The cars have come to life and are trying to take us out before invading Bangkok!

-[engine revs] -[screaming]

We've got to get out of here!

These cars all have my brain,

so that means, they're really smart!

Not sure "smart" is the right word.

If we can just make it back to the hauler, we can escape.

It's dozens of floors up!

[panting, screaming]

Watch out!

[electronic burbling]

-[panting] -We'll take the elevator.

No, no, no.

Bro, since this is an emergency, we should use the stairs.

Never mind! The elevator!

-Whoa. -[groaning]

[grunting]

[engine revving]

Doesn't the AI control the elevator?

While I was shutting down the base, I kept some of the code.

I can use the chip-off to spoof a digital certificate,

creating a short-range RAT to counteract the botnet.

What? Is that a good thing?

It means I can generate a short-term vaccine

against the AI's virus.

I think I can counteract it long enough

to get to the elevator to take us to the hauler.

You think?!

We'll find out!

[grunting]

[tense music plays]

[groaning]

-Ha! Got it! -Well done, Frostee!

[tense music plays]

-Look out! -[groaning]

Oh, no.

-No! -No!

[dramatic music plays]

[groans] Why did you grab us?

You couldn't have saved him. You all would have been washed away.

He paid me back.

Yo, there's a chance he could survive, and if not,

don't let his sacrifice be for nothing.

We got to stop this thing.

[whirring, revving]

[dramatic music plays]

[shrieks]

[both gasp] Uh…

[both exclaim]

-[Gary and Julius yelp] -Palindrome!

[Palindrome strains, roars]

-[Ms. Nowhere sighs] -Yeah!

-[sighs] -[cheering, laughing]

[dramatic music plays]

Get to the hauler, fast!

Whoa!

[Tony] We're almost there!

-[all gasp] -[whirring, revving]

I'm gonna need you to cover me,

so I can vaccinate the hauler before we get to it.

-[rock music plays] -[yelling]

[both shriek]

[yelling]

[grunting]

[exclaims]

[grunts] Ha!

I got you!

[groaning]

[grunting]

[screaming]

-How are we looking, Frostee? -I'm close!

[yelling]

[groaning]

[grunting, exclaiming]

[whirring]

I don't like being on the other side of that cannon!

[gasps] Almost…

[Frostee] The antidote is implanted into the hauler and our cars!

[yelping, panting]

[yelps]

[grunting]

[slo-mo scream]

[grunting]

-[crashing] -[burbling]

-[groaning] -[panting]

We made it!

But we're stuck in Sudarikov's base,

and in half an hour, the Toretto virus will infect the world…

[suspenseful music plays]

[splutters]

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪