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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[suspenseful music plays]

-Thanks for the pick-up, Ms. Nowhere. -No problem.

Thanks for not getting kidnapped, crashing the spy plane,

or getting yourselves stranded on an enemy island.

Oh, wait. Thanks rescinded, because you did do all those things!

Whoa, hang on. You can't go take-backsies on a thanks.

Yeah? Well I just did.

[scoffs] That's harsh.

Where is Palindrome?

He had to stay behind to monitor the Sudarikov situation.

He stayed for business, it's nothing personal,

and no fault of anyone in this room.

[yelling] Stay on track!

[breathes deeply] Now…

What do we know about Sudarikov's plan?

Um… He's building some sort of weapon.

So, no intel on what the weapon could be, or what he wanted from you?

[mumbling]

Every possible lead we had to Sudarikov is a dead end.

That Russian is a slippery little sturgeon.

Sturgeons are fish, native to Russia.

The last time you were with Sudarikov, there was someone else involved.

Someone who knows how to contact the Russian

and can help us track down that sturgeon.

-Sova. -Shashi.

-Shashi?! -Sova?!

You think we can track down Sudarikov through his owl?

We'd have a better chance trusting the owl than we would trusting Shashi.

You're right about that.

Shashi won't talk. He's a lot of things, but he's no snitch.

-[Tony] Are you defending him? -[Layla] I'm agreeing.

Agree with me without making him look good!

Shut it down! This isn't a debate.

I already pulled Shashi from prison. We're en route to interrogate him.

Gary, take us to LA!

[dramatic music plays]

[tense music plays]

[earpiece crackles]

Inviting Shashi to our home base is a bad idea.

Terrible. The worst idea ever.

I didn't have a ton of time to negotiate, Toretto.

Shashi wanted a day out in exchange for information.

This was the compromise.

We shouldn't negotiate with him at all.

Shashi can't be trusted to hold up his end of the bargain.

He's cunning, crafty. You don't wanna get played.

No one plays this player!

Besides, do you know where Sudarikov is? Or what the weapon is he's building?

Or how we can track him down?

Or why he kidnapped you in the first place? Huh?!

Then can we try it my way for once?

-We always do it your way. -[slurping]

And we've always prevailed.

Eh… Fifty-fifty.

[rattling]

[ominous music plays]

[grunts]

[tense music plays]

[Shashi] Hey, Layla.

Long time no see.

Hey, Shashi. Nice chains.

You been having fun in prison?

Food's terrible, but I have a solid fitness regime.

You do look good.

-[grunts] -What?! Shashi's ripped. It's a fact.

Alright, Shashi. You're out.

Then let's not waste any time. Show me the sights of Los Gatos.

Nuh-uh, no way. Ms. Nowhere, I'm telling you, you can't trust him.

This is all part of his master plan.

What master plan? You're the one who brought me here.

That's what you want us to think.

I just want to see your neck of the woods.

I heard so much about it - you know, before you betrayed me.

-[grunts] -That's the job, dawg!

Look, I don't want to wreck your diet, but our first stop ought to be

right across the street at Oh No You Betta Donut.

Yeah. The cocoa's delicious. They got hot chocolate in prison?

Yes, but the cocoa is just hot water and powder.

No! That's cruel and unusual.

[groans]

Agents have cleared and secured the cul-de-sac. Go show him around.

While they're out, maybe you should contact Palindrome.

You can see if he has more intel,

then segue into an apology for whatever you did to freeze your relationship.

Even heroes need flowers sometimes.

[groans]

[cheerful music plays]

Los Gatos has the second biggest Meat Pocket Plaza in Los Angeles.

This is Kung Pao Nachos: Where Mexico borders China.

Forget Chexico. Where's Sudarikov?

-Mm! Smells good. -Right next to it is Caw-fee Coffeeshop.

There's the famous Oh No You Betta Donut.

Personally, I like the cocoa at Caw-fee better.

Oh no, you betta don't knock Oh No You Better Donut.

Did Sudarikov ever mention building a superweapon?

-You have any way to communicate with him? -I'm hungry.

Hard to chit-chat on an empty stomach.

-[Tony groans] -Bro, I hear ya.

[groans in frustration]

You've been quiet.

Feeling guilty about stabbing me in the back?

Nope. I feel real good about that.

Aw…

To tell you the truth, prison's been hard, Baby Barbecue.

-[grunting] -Don't call me that.

Wait… [sniggers] What did he call you?

Oh, she never told you?

Layla's family makes barbecue sauce, and her picture's on the bottle.

I was a baby.

That's what I said, Baby Barbecue.

I can't believe you told Shashi that. You never talk about your family with us.

Yeah, Layla's full of secrets.

Just like that sauce recipe.

Tell me the truth - is there a little cumin in there?

Look! Here it is.

-[laughs] -[country music plays]

[laughs]

Aw! You look so sweet and smoky.

[groaning] Alright. Let's go eat.

-[funky music plays] -Hey, Mommas.

Hey, Frostee. Hey, kiddos. Welcome to Salchicas.

Who's your new friend?

Shashi Dhar. Pleased to meet you, ma'am.

-[chains rattle] -Sorry about the chains.

And he's not our friend.

Well, technically, he and Tony were friends, kind of.

-Fake friends. -And he's friends with Layla.

[groans]

He is not our friend.

Mm-hm. I sense it's one of those "it's complicated" situations.

Nothing a little smoked andouille can't fix.

[Wanda chuckles]

How long have your moms owned this restaurant, Frostee?

No, don't answer him!

If you give him any information, he'll use it against you later.

Like, he'll come back, and seize Salchicas,

and turn the smoker into a mustard gas factory.

Speaking of mustard, you need to try these greens.

That's not what I was talking about that, Wanda!

-Excuse me?! -[music stops abruptly]

I'm sorry, Mrs. Benson. The greens are delicious.

Uh-huh.

[atmospheric music plays]

Alright, you had your day in the sun.

Now, tell us where Sudarikov's base is.

Ugh, I'm so full.

[whirring]

Start talking, Dhar.

Hm… Maybe I need another stroll around the cul-de-sac.

[Shashi] Walking that huge meal off might jog my memory.

Sudarikov!

She's at a Level Four rage.

You don't want to see her hit Level Five. Tell us what we want to know.

Start singing.

Oh, alright.

♪ You're a grand old flag ♪

♪ You're a high-flying flag ♪

♪ And forever in peace may you wave ♪

[snarls]

♪ You're the emblem of… ♪

I told you we couldn't trust him.

♪ The home of the free and the brave ♪

[suspenseful music plays]

Fetch the truth serum.

That's the only way you'll get me to talk.

I'm not a snitch.

I told you so.

Ready the convoy to take him to solitary.

You're going back in the SHU.

[creaking]

Wait.

[creaking]

[scoffs] They're here.

[suspenseful music plays]

It's Sudarikov's team!

-I knew it! -[Shashi] I didn't do this!

[panting]

-[grunting] -[fast-paced music plays]

[gasps, grunts]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[yelling, grunting]

[groans]

[laughs] Yeah, you got beaned!

[grunts]

Uh-oh.

[panting, yelping]

[grunting, laughing]

[groaning]

Ha! Bulls-eye!

Take that! [grunts]

[munches] Mm!

Try the carnitas dumplings! They're delicious!

[grunting] What are these guys doing here?

[Ms. Nowhere cackles]

Probably just wanted to stop by for a playdate.

[grunting]

[henchman] I'm blinded!

[grunts]

[laughs]

[grunts]

[groaning]

[chuckles, gasps]

They're heading for the roof. I think we got them on the run.

Don't let them get away!

[grunts]

They may be our only connection back to Sudarikov.

[grunting]

[panting]

[gasps] Guys, wait! There's more coming in.

[grunting]

[groans, gasps]

-[snarls] -[exclaims]

What?

You're welcome.

I don't need your help. [grunts]

[grunting]

You're good, but there's a lot of 'em. Let me out, I can help you.

Nice try, Shashi.

[grunts] You can't trick me.

[tense music plays]

Come on, Layla. You know you need backup.

[grunting]

[gasps]

[henchmen exclaim]

[grunting]

[laughs]

[grunting]

[music intensifies]

Where are they going?

Wait. That smell…

-Jump! -[all scream]

[yelling, grunting]

-[coughing] -[gasps]

[panting]

-Layla! -[coughing]

I'm fine. [grunts]

-But Shashi… -[grunts]

-[panting] -[Ms. Nowhere] No.

-What? -[Ms. Nowhere] No!

Shashi's cage is empty!

[yells] They took him!

[screams]

That's Level Five rage.

Maybe we can track their vehicles from the satellites.

Everyone, gear up to head out.

We were right.

Ms. Nowhere took a big risk bringing Shashi here,

and now Sudarikov helped him escape.

Shashi's master plan has worked.

One could assume Sudarikov's soldiers broke Shashi out.

But this cage is reinforced, reinforced, reinforced steel!

Triple-reinforced. Standard Agency Cage.

SACs are impossible to penetrate, and from the looks of it,

the cage lock wasn't tampered with.

Shashi didn't break out, he was let out.

No one was in here except for you.

You had the key. Doesn't take a top-notch agent to put two and two together.

Layla would never let Shashi out.

-I let Shashi out. -[gasping]

What? Why?

I got totally outnumbered with y'all on the roof.

He was helping me fight off Sudarikov's guys,

and then they took him.

Shashi must have told Sudarikov he would be here.

Gary! Scour the dark web,

check comm logs,

find out how Shashi was able to communicate with Sudarikov.

No, no way! Shashi hates Sudarikov.

This wasn't a breakout. It was a kidnapping, I know it.

-[atmospheric music plays] -He played you, Baby Sauce.

[hesitates, sighs]

[dramatic music plays]

[strains]

Rusty?

Oh, hey there, Mr. Dhar. You're up!

Come on, call me Shashi.

Ah, that's probably not appropriate, given the circumstances.

Did Sudarikov take you too?

Short answer: after you were thrown in prison,

I was a boat without a rudder, floating aimlessly in the criminal sea.

[Rusty] That is, until a certain Muscovite and his owl came to swoop me up,

like that sweet chariot of song--

Okay, Rusty. What does Sudarikov want with me?

Bup-bup! There you go again. Interrupting.

-Ask the man himself. -[tense music plays]

Privyet,Shashi!

I have fun game for you to play when you arrive, old friend!

[Sudarikov laughs]

[suspenseful music plays]

-Where are we even headed, Ms. Nowhere? -We're just gonna fly around looking?

We know where Sudarikov's island base is. That's as good a place to look as any.

-[Gary] Palindrome! -Gare-Bear. Jule-Mule.

We've missed you!

This isn't a cuddle party. What's the update on Sudarikov?

Well, I have some intel,

but first, maybe we should talk about what happened before you left.

Update!

I hate it when Mom and Dad fight.

It looks like Sudarikov's prototype is complete.

What is the weapon?

I don't know, but he's got some sort of obstacle course set up to test it.

[Sudarikov]Also, a plane just landed.

Shashi's here.

[suspenseful music plays]

What is Rusty doing with him?

I don't know, but they're not working together.

Hang on, I'm intercepting a feed. I'm going to patch it through.

-[bleeping] -Hello, Shashi Dhar!

What do you want with me? Why am I here?

Because you are one of the best drivers in the world,

and I need you to test something for me.

So I'm a guinea pig?

-I think of you more like… bait. -[Sova twitters]

For what?

For my baby.

[revving]

[tense music plays]

Sudarikov's superweapon is a car.

-We gotta save Shashi. -Engage hypersonic boosters!

Is there a button for that, or what?

If you can stay alive for five minutes, then you are free to go.

But if you cannot stay alive…

Well, then you die. Rule of game pretty simple.

You're telling me all I have to do is play keep-away with a car?

I was born for this.

Ah, but this is not like the car you waved in my face

while your people robbed me.

[Sudarikov]This is unlike any car you have ever seen.

-[engine revs] -[bleeping]

Now we play Ride and Die!

Good title, huh? I work on that, 'cause the rhyming.

You have ten-second head start.

[fast-paced music plays]

Showtime.

[Sova chirps]

[baby talk] Yes, it's Ride and Die, Sova.

Sudarikov has Shashi in a death race. We need to get down there.

We're working on it!

[Shashi grunts]

Man, that thing is fast. And mean!

-[bleeping] -What's your ETA, Nowhere?

-Sudarikov's car is in drive-to-kill mode. -[Ms. Nowhere]We're heading in.

-Oh, schnap! -Yo, Shashi's getting slammed.

-[music intensifies] -[Shashi exclaims]

[panting]

[fast-paced music plays]

[gasping]

[exhales]

-[crashing] -[grunts]

[Sudarikov laughs] You're right, Sova! We have done it!

-This weapon will be unstoppable! -[Sova chirps]

Mr. Sudarikov,

there's an unauthorized aircraft headed toward the island.

-[dramatic music plays] -[snarls]

-Shoot it down. -[squawks]

I'll get us close enough to send the reinforcements.

[Palindrome]They're on the southeast side.

Get ready.

[Ms. Nowhere]Once we touch, you go.

-[suspenseful music plays] -We're ready.

[groans] You sure this isn't all just a part of Shashi's master plan?

[music intensifies]

[yelling, groaning]

He put laser cannons on top of the buildings?

Who does that?!

-[alarm ringing] -I can't get closer.

-[Gary]You'll have to drop from here. -Got it.

[dramatic music plays]

Okay, I get it. You're mad we didn't believe you about Shashi.

No. Why would I be mad about that?

You two used to work together, and you let him out.

-You got to admit it looked fishy. -Fishy?

After everything we've been through,

how could you even think that I would betray the crew? [groans]

You don't know me at all, Toretto.

Yeah, well, you're full of secrets,

Baby Sauce!

[Layla] It's Baby Barbecue, moron!

[dramatic music plays]

-They're four blocks east of you. -[Ms. Nowhere]The firepower's too hot.

We're circling back around. Get Shashi, and we'll come back for you.

And, uh, try to make it fast!

[electronic music plays]

[exhales]

[ominous music plays]

[fast-paced music plays]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[groans]

[ominous music plays]

[engine revs]

[electronic burbling]

-[engine revs] -[tires spin]

[gasping]

-[grunts, pants] -[vehicle approaches]

[yells]

[groans]

That car just crashed through the wall! Aw man, that thing is crazy!

[car]Destroy Shashi Dhar.

No!

-[engine revs] -[tires spin]

[gasping]

[dramatic music plays]

[gasps]

Ha! Think you're the only one that can crash through walls?

-Yeah, get 'em, T! -Go, T!

Go get 'em, Tony!

Come on! [panting]

[engine revs]

[strains]

[grunts]

-[groans] -[gasps]

-[engine revs] -[electronic burbling]

[grunts]

[fast-paced music plays]

Let's get Toretto out of there. Release the magnet line, Gary.

We're going fishing!

[fast-paced music plays]

-[grunting] -I got to admit, this guy is good.

Let's see if he can hang with this.

[music intensifies]

[chuckles]

[electronic burbling]

Uh, I think I caught the wrong fish.

Cut all comms! And Rusty, finish them!

They can't take my car!

Ms. Nowhere, we're ready for pick-up. I repeat, we're ready for pick-up.

Ms. Nowhere, do you copy?

[exclaiming]

-Whoa! -[yelling]

-[truck horn blares] -[suspenseful music plays]

[exclaiming]

[Rusty] Hey, kids!

Go, go, go!

[Ms. Nowhere] Well, we got 'em.

Reel 'em in.

We're inviting the killer car inside?!

[dramatic music plays]

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪