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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[Frostee] We're losing altitude! I don't have control!

Brace for impact!

-We're going down! -[Gary and Julius scream]

[both gasp]

[exclaims]

[dramatic music plays]

[gasps]

-[moans] Where am I? -[alarm sounds]

I was just in LA. Where's Dom? I gotta save him.

-How about we save ourselves first? -[grunts]

Plane's done for! We have to bail!

We can release the life rafts!

We'll be sitting ducks in them with Sudarikov circling.

-Get in the hauler! -What? Why?

So we can sink to the bottom of the sea?

Underwater upgrades. The hauler can become a submarine. Go!

-[Frostee] What? -Bro! No way.

-Freak out on the way in. -No, dawg.

I love submarines! Make a hole!

[panting]

Bro! Can I be cap'n?

-Uh... I guess. -[exclaims] You have no idea, bro!

[ominous music plays]

I've seen every single sub movie made with my Aunt Marta.

Does that really qualify you to be in charge of all of our lives?

Too late, I'm already at the wheel! Fists up!

I was born to do battle with the sea.

[dramatic music plays]

[crashing]

[exclaiming]

[spluttering] Sorry! Hold on.

[grunts] My bad!

This thing handles a bit differently under water.

[suspenseful music plays]

[Frostee] Cloaking engaged.

Sir, the plane is sinking, but look at these ocean current anomalies.

Those kids are using their hauler like a submarine.

How serious are you about getting them back alive?

I got what I need from Tony Toretto.

Now we make sure he and his friends are out of picture,

otherwise they bring entire agency after us.

Initiate strafing run. No survivors!

Glad we're on the same page.

[dramatic music plays]

Incoming!

-[crashing] -[both scream]

[yelling]

-[yells] -[groans] Cisco!

Sorry, I'm still learning! Engage armor.

-Frostee! -What? I'm doing it!

You have to repeat what I say when I have the conn, if you're gonna be my COW.

What did you just call me?

Ugh! Chief of Watch!

Now, engage armor!

Ugh! Engage armor.

[gasp, yell]

-[tense music plays] -[alarm rings]

[exclaiming]

[dramatic music plays]

[grunting]

[groans] Good thing we got the armor up, or we'd be fish food right now.

See? I'm getting the hang of this.

Except the force of the explosion disabled our cloaking.

I'll try to get it back.

Ugh! This is gonna take a while.

No, it's okay, bro. The weight of the armor has taken us out of strafing range.

Even if Sudarikov can see us, he can't hit us at this depth.

-It's okay, bro. The weight of the-- -No. You don't have to repeat that.

Man, I don't understand these stupid submarine rules.

We're in a floating trailer right now.

Do not disrespect this craft unless you want to end up in the brig.

We don't have one!

[suspenseful music plays]

They've gone deeper than our strafing runs can hit.

I'd recommend a depth charge protocol.

Deploy charges.

You know, what's interesting about depth charges is

they detonate based on a little something called hydrostatic pressure.

Depending on the pressure exerted by a fluid at equilibri--

Just deploy!

Charges away.

[suspenseful music plays]

-[crashing] -[exclaiming]

Explosion to the right!

-That's starboard to you, bullgeorge! -These names are not getting better!

-[exclaiming, gasping] -[Gary] Oh my goodness!

[suspenseful music plays]

-[gasps] Where's Dom? -[Gary exclaims]

[gasps] We got a leak! Do we have anything to plug this?

The watertight, boysenberry-flavored spy gum?

Tony, no!

-That's very dangerous! Bad Tony! -[Tony pants]

-[Tony mutters] -[crashing]

I gotta save Dom! [grunts]

[Julius] Sudarikov's machine scrambled his synapses!

His mind is trapped in some kind of loop-de-loop!

-[Tony sighs] -Fixed him.

"Use at undersea pressures may cause severe hallucinations."

-[Tony snores] -Probably should have checked this.

It'll be good for his brain to rest. He's completely overstimulated.

Just like me, after three juice boxes.

I mean, two's my limit. I gotta learn that.

Aw. Tony always looks so serene when he's unconscious.

[gasps] Watch out!

-[fast-paced music plays] -[grunts]

-[groaning] -We're pinned in!

[alarm sounds]

Another bunch dropped right above us!

The hauler has one emergency torpedo if we need it.

Save it. I got another idea. Disengage armor!

-What? -Just do it!

Ugh! Disengaging armor.

[music intensifies]

-[grunts] -Cisco!

Cisco and Frostee, what's the plan here?

[Echo] We're about to run right into those things.

That's the point.

[gasping, whimpering]

[atmospheric music plays]

No way! [laughs]

I could tell the depth charges were exploding around 150 feet.

-We just needed to get above there. -[Echo]Yeah, Cisco!

-I am so proud! -Nice!

You stayed strong, Julius!

Alright. Let's get down below radar, where Sudarikov can't track us.

Frostee, how are our systems looking?

We have 24 hours' worth of oxygen,

one torpedo, and a fro-yo machine at 60% capacity.

[sighs] Let's pray that's enough.

[atmospheric music plays]

Oh, we lost them!

Not to worry.

We can release the sonobuoy to locate the hauler at lower depths using sonar.

That's an acronym for sound navigation ranging.

You see, Lewis Nixon had a problem with icebergs, and he...

[snarls]

[tense music plays]

-[sonobuoy echoes] -[atmospheric music plays]

Yo, what was that?

It's a sonobuoy. Sudarikov is locating us using sonar!

[dramatic music plays]

Fire!

[alarm sounds]

-[alarm buzzes] -[gasps]

Deploy chaff!

Chaff deployed.

Would it kill you to put an "aye, sir" on there?

It might kill you.

Copy that.

[dramatic music plays]

[groaning]

We need to stop moving before the next ping or we'll be located

and fired on again!

-Drop anchor! -We don't have one of those either!

If we turn the armor back on, we can become an anchor.

Can you get me an ETA on the next ping?

-Twenty seconds. -There's a canyon wall below us.

We should be able to stop against it. Engage armor!

Engaging armor.

[suspenseful music plays]

-[Frostee] Ten seconds! -[timer beeps]

We need to be silent. The sonobuoy will pick up any noise.

[Echo]Copy that, Cap'n Cisco.

[sonobuoy echoes]

I waited for you, Squiderella!

I waited eight years and a day!

Shut up, Toretto!

[gasps dramatically]

Don't you tell me the letters got lost.

[muffled] They were entrusted to an extremely honorable sea turtle.

I hear something. Sounds like Toretto's having some lady-squid troubles.

[beeping]

-Got 'em! -Open fire!

[gasps] Uh, I don't know what the submarine term is,

but I think there are more torpedoes in the water!

[alarm sounds]

[gasps] Torpedoes in the water! Ahead flank cavitate!

-What does that mean? -Let's get the heck out of here!

[Frostee] Oh, yeah! Definitely ahead flank cavitate!

[dramatic music plays]

Battle stations!

[Cisco] I can't maneuver with the armor up,

so we need as much cover as possible.

I don't want to blow our torpedo too early.

What about me?

How about you just stay still and keep quiet?

[sniffles] I wanna help.

Here. Steer and shoot.

Wow! [makes driving noises]

I'm activating the wind system up top to give us more speed.

[suspenseful music plays]

Bravo Zulu, Echo!

Deploying more chaff!

[alarm sounds]

One down, one still locked onto us.

Get rigged and stowed. We're chasing the bubble!

Hang on to something!

[suspenseful music plays]

[grunts]

[beeping]

[speaks Russian]

Send the rest!

Hm...

-[suspenseful music plays] -[alarm sounds]

Oh, no. Here come even more!

[alarm rings]

[groans]

[suspenseful music plays]

Yeah!

[groans]

[makes shooting noises]

[groans]

[cries]

[sobbing] I ruined the mission!

Can one of y'all take this one?

-[alarm rings] -Little busy over here!

[suspenseful music plays]

[loud reverberations]

-[alarm sounds] -[gasps]

We've almost blown all our countermeasures,

and we've still got three coming at us.

Looks like it's time for that torpedo.

Torpedo armed.

Flood the tubes!

I have to use the bathroom too, but you don't hear me yelling about it!

No, fire the torpedo!

Oh.

[suspenseful music plays]

Uh...

Um, that's a wall, not an opening!

I have a plan to get rid of the last two torpedoes.

Hopefully y'all are aware, but that's a wall, not an opening!

-[Frostee]I already told him! -Well maybe he needs to hear it again!

[music intensifies]

[engines whir]

[strains]

[gasps, strains]

[screaming]

-Yeah! -Okay, Cisco!

I wasn't scared!

[cheering, laughing]

Oh, that was awesome! You really do know what you're doing!

Cross the conn and hit the autodog while I get our bubble straight.

I'm not even gonna try to figure that one out.

Can I get some celebratory fro-yo?

-Yeah! -Okay, Cisco, okay!

-Hey, look at Tony. -[atmospheric music plays]

I wonder what he sees out there.

-[female voice] Yeah! -♪ We are the Sea Majors ♪

-[female voice] Who? -♪ We are the Sea Majors ♪

-What? -♪ We are the Sea Majors ♪

[laughs]

Hope you boys are ready!

♪ A dolphin, an otter Angler and crustacean ♪

♪ We're all friends In this undersea nation ♪

♪ The water's just fine So come dip your toes ♪

♪ We hit all the notes Highest highs, lowest lows ♪

[laughs] Everybody!

[dolphin]You ready to sing, Sea Major style?

♪ Sea Majors! Pipes stronger than the tides ♪

♪ Sea Majors! These notes are your guides ♪

♪ Sea Majors! We'll float your boat ♪

♪ Sea Majors! 'Cause we are the GOAT ♪

[singing alone] ♪ Talent bursting out of these gills ♪

♪ We're the number one Throw some dollar dollar bills ♪

-[Tony]Who, me? -Ugh.

Say what you want about those kids,

but sure seems like they know how to have a good time.

I am tired of this! Time for Oceanic War Launch.

-Copy that. Deploying the OWLs. -[Sova shrieks]

♪ ...it's our time to shine! Sea Majors! ♪

-The heck does he think is out there? -[Tony sings]

I'm just happy to see him happy.

Guys? There is something out there.

[dramatic music plays]

It's a drone sub, and it's got company!

I wonder whose they are...

I think I can make an educated guess.

-[alarm sounds] -[Frostee] Uh-oh.

Not to pile on, but our oxygen has plummeted.

We've only got 30 minutes left!

We're gonna have to lose these birds, quick!

-[suspenseful music plays] -[strains]

[sighs] I can't lose them! This thing handles like a boat!

Gary, Julius. We don't have any more torpedoes?

No, but there are underwater upgrades on all your cars.

Our cars are subs, and nobody told us?!

Yes, but they haven't been battle tested or rated for this depth.

And there's no armor. One hit and you'd be goners.

Then we won't get hit.

Let's get out there.

[lively music plays]

[hip-hop plays]

[engine dies]

[strains]

I'll pin this one in. You aim for that round thing.

[Layla] I think it's a navigation sensor.

[grunts]

[strains]

[grunts]

-[laughs] -Yeah! Way to go!

Way to herd that bird!

[alarm sounds]

Layla, watch out!

[gasps, grunts]

[tense music plays]

[gasps] There's too many of them!

[gasping]

H-Have you seen Tony?

He probably laid down for a nice long nap somewhere.

-[door opens] -[gasps] Oh my goodness.

[grunts] I'm going out there!

The Sea Majors are not missing nationals at the Clam Shack!

Or not.

I don't know how much longer we can say alive out here.

I hear you!

Maybe if we go deeper,

the AI subs' systems will malfunction from the pressure.

Worth a shot!

Layla and Echo, follow us down! [grunts]

[dramatic music plays]

[grunts]

[straining]

-I don't think it's working! -[alarm sounds]

I told you, the upgrades aren't rated for these depths!

-[crashing] -[exclaims]

-Our lasers are down! -[both gasp]

[Frostee] Oh, we just took a major hit to the mainframe!

How come we could run over a tank but we can't get out of this?

A tank is one thing, but now we're fighting the sea.

I'm trying to get the cloaking system back

to give us some cover, but it's slow going.

-Oh, down to 2% oxygen! -[beeping]

Everybody, just try not to use too much air, I guess.

Stay calm, no yelling, think slow-breathing thoughts.

-[alarm sounds] -[gasps]

[Frostee] Aw, man!

We're gonna run out of oxygen and fall right through that hole forever and ever

until a giant anglerfish eats us!

[gasps] Glowington would never! He only wants to sing and be heard!

-How did you get in here? -[gasps]

[beeping]

I have an idea! How's the cloaking system coming?

I just need a couple more minutes.

[Frostee] Hopefully...

Guys.

[Cisco]The only way to get Sudarikov to stop coming after us

is to fake our own deaths.

[gulps] Emphasis on the fake, right?

[Gary groans]

[dramatic music plays]

Echo, Layla, lead the subs towards me,

then get back inside the hauler as fast as you can.

-Lead them toward you? -Do you trust me?

Not really!

[dramatic music continues]

[whimpers]

[Frostee] Cloaking's almost a go!

Echo, Layla, get in the hauler!

[music intensifies]

[strains]

[exclaims]

Cloaking is back online, but all the subs' torpedoes are already locked onto us.

We're right in the crossfire.

Perfect.

[panting]

-We're back inside! -[Cisco]Great job, guys!

The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch.

[dramatic music plays]

Armor up!

Cloaking engaged.

[Sudarikov laughs]

-Da! -[Sova twitters]

There is no way Toretto and friends survive.

Let's make absolute sure this time.

-[sonobuoy echoes] -[atmospheric music plays]

Nope. Thought I heard something for a moment,

but probably just some sort of sea life.

Bryde's whales migrate through here this time of year.

[Rusty] Named, of course, for Norwegian commercial whaling pioneer Thomas Bryde...

[dramatic music plays]

[whoops, laughs]

Oh, it's so good to feel solid ground again.

[kisses]

[spits]

Ugh, sand in my mouth!

[dramatic music plays]

'Twas a pleasure doing battle together.

-Cisco, you were awesome! -[grunts]

For real.

So, does anyone know where we are exactly?

Uh... No clue.

[suspenseful music plays]

♪ Sea Majors, Sea Majors, We are the Sea Majors ♪

♪ Sea Majors, Sea Majors, We are the Sea Majors ♪

♪ Sea Majors, Sea Majors, We are the Sea Majors ♪

♪ Sea Majors, Sea Majors, We are the Sea Majors ♪

♪ Sea Majors! Pipes stronger than the tides ♪

♪ Sea Majors! These notes are your guides ♪

♪ Sea Majors! We'll float your boat ♪

♪ Sea Majors! 'Cause we are the GOAT ♪

♪ Talent bursting out of these gills ♪

♪ We're the number one Throw some dollar dollar bills ♪

[crab] Make it rain, baby! [laughs]