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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

-[dramatic music plays] -[vehicle approaches]

[music grows tense]

-[Echo] Are there any police on our tail? -No! We lost 'em.

And the hauler's cloaked so they won't be able to find us.

What about Moray's super-powered bad dudes? Are they gone?

I said, we're clear.

[scoffs] Well, I don't know.

They could have reverse X-ray goggles, or whatever.

Wouldn't those just be regular glasses?

Hey, would you knuckleheads stop yelling in my ear?

-We got away. -Ugh!

Wow! So this is the inside of a spy hauler!

It's like an RV and a tank had a baby,

then that baby grew up, and fell in love with a command center,

and they had another baby.

This is that baby.

Uh... Yeah. Sure.

Hey, maybe we could take this thing on tour!

We could reenact thatluchadorshow we just put on.

I'm gonna talk to my manager.

Tuco, that wasn't a show. That was real.

And your manager is the guy who framed us, and was using you.

Come again?

Your old friend Moray was using Tuco's wrestling match as cover.

He's building a tunnel under the arena.

Tunnels? What for?

And I was right.

I mean, not about the tunnel stuff, but Tuco wasn't working with Moray! So ha!

Well, actually he was, just not knowingly.

Still kinda right.

-[alarm rings] -[Frostee] Hm...

[gasping]

[ominous music plays]

-Oh, no. Reverse X-ray! -Still doesn't make sense!

[whirring]

[exclaims]

We lost cloaking, and steering!

[Frostee] We're going into automatic lockdown!

-[Tony] Hit the brakes! -[Frostee] They're gone too!

-Everyone, hang on to something! -[Roscoe whines]

[screaming, exclaiming]

-[tires squeal] -[dramatic music plays]

[slo-mo exclaiming]

[slo-mo laughing]

[slo-mo] No! [groans]

-[dramatic music resumes] -[laughing]

[typing]

-I've made a decision! -[exclaiming]

Sorry. Sometimes I forget about my powers of stealth.

Look, after some meditating,

and ideating, I decided our mission is changed.

Ms. Nowhere was right. This Moray is up to something.

He's cunning, always planning, always thinking,

a deadly apex predator.

So, we're on Ms. Nowhere's side again? Should we call up the authorities?

We can't. This is a mission our superiors would never approve.

-[rock music plays] -We're going rogue.

[gasps]

What changed your mind?

The fact that Tony saved you? Ms. Nowhere calling you names?

No. It was something else, something deeper.

-[stirring music plays] -Sometimes you gotta feel it, in here.

Someday, when I'm gone, your guts will talk to you too.

Promise me you'll listen.

Yes, sir.

We promise.

Good! Now pull all the agency files on Moray.

I'll be chasing down some leads in the field.

And when I get back...

we're going out for ice cream together.

Any flavor you want.

[both gasp]

-[horn sounds] -[helicopter whirs overhead]

[officer] Listen up.

We've got six international fugitives, a professionalluchador,

and an attack dog inside that hauler.

They're armed and extremely dangerous, and it's up to us to take them in.

Now let's crack that sardine can!

Oh, my back. [groans] I think I landed on a basketball.

[muffled] It's not a basketball. That's my head!

Oh no! I can't feel my leg!

[Tuco] Uh, that's my leg.

Oh. Right.

[groaning] Okay. I'm gonna try to get up.

[Layla] Ow! Toretto!

-[groaning] -Hang on!

-[groaning continues] -[Layla] Ow!

[atmospheric music plays]

-[distant sawing] -[groans]

Oh, no! Dude, they're trying to get in!

[gasps] This is it, man, we're gonna be tossed in jail!

[groans, bones crack] Get a grip!

It's gonna take a lot more than a saw to get through that armor.

We can survive in here for years.

[groans] Years? Ms. Nowhere, there's a madman out there right now!

Moray's digging tunnels and planning on destroying Mexico City.

We don't have years!

Uh, also, the bathroom's locked, so that's gonna be an issue.

But we also need to stop the madman.

-[tense music plays] -[Cisco groans, gasps]

I'm getting hot. Whew!

Is the air conditioning out? [gasps]

I feel like the air conditioning's out, huh? No?

-[sawing grows louder] -Is anyone else sweating? [gasping]

And that sawing! It's so loud!

-I can't take it! -[banging]

-Hey! Save some oxygen for the rest of us! -[gasping]

-[sawing stops] -Huh?

-[sirens sound] -[groans]

Oh, thank goodness.

-[drilling] -No!

[groans] How did we get into this situation?

[groans] Let me guess. Somehow it's my fault.

[sarcastically] I know. I'm just always thinking about myself.

I'm sorry for what I said. I was wrong, and reacted without thinking.

Exactly! You always react without thinking and you're usually wrong!

Whoa! I thought usluchadores knew how to trash-talk!

[exclaiming]

-Whoa. -Now what?

[laughs] That's just your standard-issue weapons-grade C-4.

How do you know that?

The way the aftershock rattles your molars.

The smell of burnt almonds lingering in the air.

[sniffs]

Try doubling the payload, you house cats!

Okay, maybe just cool it with the attitude.

Really? This coming from the princess of sass?

If I'm the princess, you're the queen.

[exclaims] Are you calling me old?

[groans] I'm saying, if you and the agency hadn't been so hard on Moray 15 years ago,

then maybe we wouldn't be in this mess right now!

Pressure makes diamonds!

Besides, we're here because of this big oaf running his mouth.

Loose lips sink ships, Mr. Ocelot King!

Hey! Uncle Tuco is innocent!

It's true. Tuco was never asked to be a spy and keep secrets.

But you were!

Whoa! Bro, I only told those secrets to Tuco because he's family,

so that doesn't count.

Yes it does! Do you think I would ever tell Sissy my secrets?

She has no idea where I stash my Yoka, and never will!

[hesitatingly] Actually, she got that out of me two months ago.

[groans]

Bro, you don't know what it's like to be interrogated by her,

and her army of princess ponies,

and their intense, unblinking, beady little eyes.

-[groans] Why do I tell you anything? -[banging]

-Oh, I see! So everything's all my fault? -I'm just stating facts.

Plus, I'm really hot, and that banging is driving me crazy!

-Well, what's driving me crazy, is that-- -[Layla] Hey! [grunts]

You wanted to drive around with Layla, not me!

I guess she's your best friend now?

-[loud bang] -[exclaiming, groaning]

You know what? You're all useless!

There's only one person who can get us out of this mess.

Roscoe.

[licking, whining]

Roscoe's a dog.

You watch your mouth! Come here, boy.

-[sniffing] -This is who you're looking for.

-These are Gary's backup sunglasses. -[barking]

After my little rendezvous with Palindrome yesterday,

I think they're on our side now.

Roscoe will find them and bring them to us.

-[banging continues] -That idea is, um...

Stupid? This dog hasn't been trained.

Who needs training when you have his kind of animal instincts?

Roscoe, sit.

-[barking] -[Tony exclaims, groans]

[sniggers]

Guys, it doesn't matter.

There's no way out of the hauler, even if we wanted to do that stupid plan.

See? Stupid.

Well at least I'm trying to think of something.

-[loud banging] -[all exclaim, groan]

[ominous music plays]

[Palindrome] Excuse me. What happened here?

What happened?

My act was stolen, that's what happened.

I thought the Ocelot King and I were friends, but no!

He's off working a routine with somebody else!

Who?

I don't know. A whole team.

Four masked wrestlers appeared out of nowhere,

and you know what the worst part was?

It was a pretty good performance.

Maybe even better than our cat and butterfly chase!

[sobbing]

Hm... Out of nowhere, huh?

[ominous music continues]

Hm...

[music intensifies]

Why so many tunnels, Moray?

-[radio chatter] -[sirens sound]

[barking]

-[tense music plays] -[clanging]

-[barking] -Guys...

I know everyone's upset, but I'm about to cheer you up!

I found a way out!

[Frostee] See that vent? It doesn't use electricity.

It's kind of like a fire sprinkler.

When smoke hits the trigger, it pops open.

Okay, but where's the smoke?

Right here.

When I mix these together, it'll create a smoke bomb.

We'll have to hold our breath for a bit,

but then we can pop out and escape through the sewers.

But what if it doesn't work?

The hauler will fill with smoke. We'll die.

Uh, well, I, uh, hm...

[hesitatingly] Yeah, I guess that is a good point about dying.

Good thing I didn't mix them together.

-[clanging] -[yelps]

-[hissing] -[exclaiming]

Oh, no!

[gasping]

[bleeping]

[barks]

[growls]

[sniffs, barks softly]

-[coughing] -[clanging]

[creaking, crashing]

-[clanging] -[gasping]

Now Roscoe's our only hope.

-[upbeat music plays] -[sniffing]

[echoing] Aw, he's the cutest dog ever. Shall we keep him?

-No, no way. -But I think he'll be good for us.

-Honey, I'm allergic! -[woman] Allergic to intimacy.

Ay, not this again.

[music continues]

[sniffs]

[whimpers]

-[upbeat music plays] -[boinging]

[Ms. Nowhere, echoing]Gary...

[growling, barking]

[Ms. Nowhere, echoing]Gary...

Gary...

Gary!

[sniffing]

[bubbling]

-[sirens sound] -[clanging]

[sniffing, scratching]

[squirrel chitters]

[growling, barking]

[chitters]

[barks, whines]

[whines]

[pants]

[rumbling]

Alright, I did it!

What? Another escape plan that has a 50% chance of killing us?

No. I made a small generator out of some copper wires and magnets,

and I got DJ Drone to work!

Great! Now if we just had an open window...

We could listen to music while we wait for an untrained dog to save our lives.

-[rumbling continues] -Or watch a video.

-[hip-hop music plays] -[Layla] Please, turn this off.

I can't watch Toretto try and dance.

-Someone's jealous. -Oh, man! [giggles]

Look at Cisco doing the Cat Daddy.

[Echo] How long did you practice that in the mirror?

Ugh, for weeks.

[gasps] How did you know that?

The agency's got pretty tight surveillance on all of you.

Big Brother's always watching. [chuckles]

You know what I'm saying?

Yes, I do.

[laughs] Wait, guys, here comes the ending!

[in unison] Aw, lugnuts! My car! [laughing]

-[Frostee laughs] -[sighs]

Guys, I think the explosions have stopped.

[deep rumbling]

[suspenseful music plays]

-Oh no. It's a blowtorch. -They're gonna get through, aren't they?

We're gonna be shipped off to some remote ice prison or something.

Hope I don't have to bunk with Rafaela.

Hey. I want to tell you that I am really sorry about earlier.

What I said was dumb.

And I never thanked you for coming back for us at the arena.

You're rubbing off on me, Toretto.

Plus, jumping into crazy situations is a lot more fun than running from them.

I'm sorry I got mad at you for not being able to keep secrets.

I like how open and honest you are.

Thanks.

And I'll support you and Layla's new best-friendship.

[voice breaking] We... We had a good run while it lasted.

Hey, I would never stop being best friends with you!

I just kinda got lured into the wild side.

[whispering] But it's too wild for me!

-[emotional music plays] -I guess we're about to go down.

Is this how you pictured it?

On the run for a crime I didn't commit,

trying to clear my name while hunting down an elusive villain,

trapped upside down in the hauler?

It's exactly how I pictured it.

[Julius] Okay, here's something interesting.

Moray wraps up his prey until it's flat enough to be swallowed.

He's even more diabolical than we thought.

Wait.

I think you're researching the wrong Moray.

[scratching]

[suspenseful music plays]

Whoa!

-[both gasp] -[panting]

[Julius] Oh, it's a dog!

[upbeat music plays]

[sniffing]

[barking]

What are you doing here, little fella?

Can we keep him? I always wanted an office pet.

Hang on.

These are my back-up sunglasses! Where did you get these?

-[barks] -He's trying to tell you something!

-What is it, boy? -[barks]

Just sounds like barking.

This dog must have been with the kids and Ms. Nowhere.

[mellow music plays]

-[whines] -[Julius] He wants us to follow him!

Julius, I think I'm getting one of those gut feelings Palindrome was talking about!

Me too! He said it would happen. I just didn't think it was gonna be this soon.

What are we gonna do?

We're gonna follow the dog.

[barking]

-[blowtorch crackles] -[sirens sound]

So what do we do when they get in? Fight? Run? Or just give up?

Give up?

Did the Ocelot King give up

when he fought the Great Potoo at the Vaso Vaso Vaso Arena?

[Tuco] No! Did he give up when he wrestled at El Gato Grande Park?

No! Not even when he was blindsided by a folding chair to the kidneys!

You know what I always say:

why oce-a-little, when you can oce-a-lot!

Wait a second...

You're just getting it, huh?

No, stupid!

Where exactly were your wrestling matches held?

Well, there was one right here.

That's where I beat El Diablo with my jaws of death move.

Crowd loved it. [chuckles]

We also wrestled here. That's the place where I tweaked my knee.

I tried a double gainer to a body slam.

Whoa! Should have stuck with a single gainer.

Eh, live and learn.

Okay, I don't need the play-by-play. Just the locations.

There was a match here, here, and here.

Look. The arenas where Tuco wrestled are next to banks,

government buildings, and corporate skyscrapers

in the richest, fanciest parts of the city.

Moray was using the wrestling matches as cover for the tunnels he was digging.

He's targeting these buildings!

But how's he gonna do it? When's he gonna strike?

And where do those tunnels go?

[suspenseful music plays]

[birds caw]

[atmospheric music plays]

-[grunting] -[thumping]

[atmospheric music continues]

[camera clicks]

-[suspenseful music plays] -[grunting]

[groans]

Looks like the master tracker just walked into an ambush.

[Moray] So you're the legendary Palindrome.

I thought you were supposed to be after Ms. Nowhere.

Guess you don't always get your man.

You set them up!

Not just them.

-[heavy rock music plays] -[grunting]

[guard yells]

-[rock music continues] -[grunting]

[snarls]

[suspenseful music plays]

[grunting]

[bones crack]

[bones crack]

[both roar]

-[music intensifies] -[grunting]

[snarls]

[grunting]

[roars]

[groaning]

[grunts]

-[grunts] -[yells]

-[heavy rock music resumes] -[grunting]

[both roar]

[rumbling]

[barks]

-[panting] -No way! The hauler?

High five to trusting gut.

-You did good too. -The team must be in there.

It's on lockdown. It must have been hit with some kind of EMP.

I have a plan. [chuckles]

-[suspenseful music plays] -[Gary] Hey!

Cut off those blowtorches immediately!

And who are you? We're in the middle of a situation here.

You're about to be in the middle of a crater if you don't stop cutting.

[stirring music plays]

That vehicle has a self-destruct function. If breached, it will explode.

-[suspenseful music plays] -Shut it down!

Now get this perimeter cleared.

We're going in with our bomb-sniffing dog.

Hopefully, we can disarm the device.

Everyone, clear the perimeter. Now!

Scanning for device.

Found it.

-[humming] -What's going on?

We got power! And look!

-Huh? -[crackling]

-[stirring music plays] -Mm-hm.

[barking]

[laughs]

No way! That dog actually found them and saved the day.

He's my greatest student.

Hey!

I'm sorry I ever doubted.

But we're still stuck upside-down.

Not for long. Everyone, into the cab.

Why?

Because it doubles as an emergency escape pod, nitwit.

Has no one read the manual?

-[suspenseful music plays] -[grunting]

[whirring]

Everyone, get back!

-It's going to explode! -[barking]

-Oh my goodness. -[Julius] Uh-oh.

In three, two... [laughs]

-[dramatic music plays] -[all scream]

[soft music plays]

[sighs] Thanks for saving us.

We wouldn't need saving if we weren't being chased in the first place.

Plus, Roscoe did all the work.

-[barking] -[laughing]

[baby talk] Yes, you did!

Where's Palindrome?

I don't know. He should have been back by now.

[beeping]

Wait. I just got a message from him. It's a picture.

-[gasping] -What the...

[atmospheric music plays]

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪