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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[ominous music plays]

Not a shred of evidence. I'd be impressed... if I wasn't me.

The party guests all seem to say about the same thing:

a crazy buff gentleman stole the headdress and gave a speech about the end times.

Then Ms. Nowhere and the kids showed up and a fight broke out.

So maybe they're innocent after all?

Well, some of the witnesses claimed to have seen

Ms. Nowhere dancing with the crazy guy earlier, so...

[Julius] Guilty?

-[Gary] But Tony did save Palindrome. -[Julius] Innocent again!

Innocent, guilty... That's for a jury to decide.

Our job is to bring them in. To justice.

[Palindrome] And Palindrome always gets his man.

Or lady. In this case... maybe both.

[crashing]

[newsreader]Foreign dignitaries were attacked today

in what authorities are calling a heist gone wrong.

Police are searching for a middle-aged woman and four teenagers.

Are you kidding me?

I know! They must think we're working with Moray!

No! They had the nerve to call me middle-aged.

-[Ms. Nowhere] I'm in my prime! -[beeping]

[sirens sound]

Great. Now we're double fugitives for two crimes we didn't commit.

-We got bogies on our six! -Huh?

-[Frostee] Uh, and on our nine. -[Tony] And our three!

[Tony]They're all over the clock!

-[Echo] We're surrounded! Punch it, Cisco! -[yelps]

I don't want to fire rocket launchers on the local PD,

but if it means clearing our names...

[Layla] Guys, stop!

We're cloaked. Just pull over.

-[sirens wail] -[Frostee] That was close.

Yes, it was.

[power fades]

[engine turns over]

[gasps] Someone sabotaged the hauler!

-Scanning for EMPs, IEDs, botnets...

-[beeping] -[all gasp]

Oh, no! They must have hit the mainframe!

Actually, we just ran out of gas.

How the heck did that happen? We were just at a gas station.

I had slushies.

-I was the lookout. -I got snacks.

I don't even drive!

How about from now on, we don't leave the gas station without,

you know, gas!

Okay, I'll go get gas. You guys wait here and figure out what our next step is.

Simple.

We arrange a parlay with Palindrome. I tell him everything I know about Moray.

We team up - if I'm feeling generous - and then we take that sucker down!

Then Roscoe and I can go get more pork pies.

[barks]

What if Palindrome doesn't believe us?

Yeah, we'd basically just be turning ourselves in.

You got any better ideas?

We could find Uncle Tuco.

He lives here. He could help us lay low, at least until the heat dies down.

Are you kidding? For all we know, Tuco is working with Moray.

We've been over this. Tuco is family. He'd never.

So you want to run to the guy who wants to lock us up,

and you two want to run to the guy who set us up?

-Tuco didn't set us up! -What's your plan, then?

My plan is to just run.

Typical Layla. Save your own butt.

That's not what I meant!

[woman on megaphone]Don't move!

We have you surrounded! Seriously, just hang on down there.

As soon as I figure out how to land this thing,

we're gonna take you in and collect our reward money.

It's those two idiots, Nacho and Rollie.

[Nacho]We're not idiots, and I can hear you.

-[sirens sound] -[tires squeal]

We must have a bounty on our heads.

[Nacho]You do! Fifty dollars!

[Rollie]Wait, just 50? I thought it was more.

[Nacho]Well, I don't remember. I'm not good with numbers, okay?

Great, they're leading the cops to us. We need to scatter - now!

[groans]

[dramatic music plays]

[engine starts, roars]

[Cisco] Hey! That's my truck!

Let's go!

[engine starts, roars]

-[tires squeal] -[yelps]

Get in.

-[tires squeal] -[sirens sound]

[barking]

[barking]

-How's everyone doing? -Just peachy.

-Can't really talk right now! [yelps] -[crashing]

[hip-hop plays]

[tires squeal]

[sirens blare]

Right lane.

-Now! -[grunts]

[tires squeal]

Whoo-hoo!

You got to ride with me more often. Cisco's been hogging you.

[upbeat music plays]

Relax, we're gonna slide right under. Done it a million times.

In Cisco's truck?

Oh no, I forgot. Hold on!

[both scream]

[grunting]

Whew!

[nervous chuckle]

-[Rollie cackles] -[hip-hop plays]

No! My paint job!

Bro, that might not be the most important thing right now.

No, yeah, of course, but if that egg dries, it can't be buffed out!

Dude! Helicopter. Right above us.

Right.

[music intensifies]

There he is!

[grunts]

[snarls]

Flip this bird!

Shoot!

[beeping]

Hey, dude, it was just a hologram, okay? We weren't actually in that car.

I know! I was looking at that.

[dramatic music plays]

-[radio beeps] -Everyone, meet us at the wrestling arena.

-[Tony] We found Tuco. -[Ms. Nowhere]Negative.

We talked about this. We need to find a way to contact Palindrome.

Yeah, you're right, we did talk about this,

and we agreed that contacting the guy who's trying to hunt us down is insane.

So is talking with Tuco! We need to run. Think about this.

[Tony]No, I have, Layla. Tuco is family.

Just because you wouldn't turn on family, doesn't mean they wouldn't turn on you.

Guys, if you keep arguing over the comms, the police will be able to track us.

-If they would just listen to me... -[Layla]You're not listening to us!

I'm listening. I don't like what I hear.

-I don't like what any of you are saying. -Police scanners...

If you have it figured out, do what you want.

Maybe I will.

I definitely will.

Me too!

[in unison] Fine!

[groans]

-That's not the hang up button! -[Ms. Nowhere yelps]

[crashing]

[distant cheering and applause]

Tuco's about to wrestle, so he's got to be back here.

We need to split up, find him, and find out what he knows.

Or, hopefully, what he doesn't know. And remember, we're still wanted.

Lay low, find Tuco. We got this.

[suspenseful music plays]

-Uncle Tuco! -[yells]

Cisco! What are you doing here?

I came to find you!

[emotional music plays]

So why the surprise? You should have told me you were coming.

I can get a discount on tickets and 5% offelotes.

Uncle...

I'm on the run.

Me, Frostee, Echo, Tony... We've been framed!

Whoa, bro! Framed?

Was it, uh... lizard people?

No! You were there at the party in LA.

The building was attacked. What did you think happened to us?

I don't know.

I went to the bathroom, there was an earthquake,

then that big guy Gary had some guys drive me away.

[stammers] Hey, I left you a note at the garage.

We never made it back to the garage.

Whoa. Heavy...

Look, I hate to ask, but...

The person who framed us is a man named Moray.

You don't... You don't know him, do you?

No... But I wish I did!

-[rock music plays] -I'd get him in a full nelson...

and then I'd reverse to a headlock... [roars]

until he confessed.

Oh, thank goodness.

-Hit him with a clothesline! -Whoa!

Drop a knee on his neck, and tell him,

"That's what you get for messing with myfamilia."

Okay.

Maybe we'll use that later, but right now, can you help us?

We need to lay low.

Of course. After the match, we'll find your friends,

[stammering] and we'll hide them all.

Why are you acting all weird? [whispers] Is someone watching us?

No, bro.

-I still got to go to the bathroom! -[door slams]

[video game music plays]

Come on!

We've been here for three hours.

When are we going to contact Palindrome?

That's exactly what I'm doing.

Ha ha!

[electronic voice]Congratulations! You have reached the final quest.

[video game sound effects]

Pass the wizard's bane, defeat the ghost of Giliad, and then...

[Ms. Nowhere] Ha! Jump into the pit of sorrow.

[evil laughter]

No! You were about to win. What are you doing?

[Gary's voice]Hello, Agent! Welcome to Nowhere.

Is Gary's voice coming out of that elf?

Yup!The Damsels of Dashpire was created by the agency.

It's a backdoor database for agents in the field.

The Damsels of Dashpirewas one of the agency's more lucrative gambles.

It became so popular, it paid for all your cars!

[video game music continues]

Okay. Let's get out of here.

That's it?

I thought we were trying to contact Palindrome and get him the info on Moray.

That's exactly what we've done.

[nervously] So... Um...

So we're riding solo now, just the two of us. [chuckles nervously]

No team anymore, that's... That's cool. I can hang.

-Are you-- -We can't do this!

The team needs us.

I'm the only one who knows what all the buttons are for!

And Layla, we'd be lost without you.

[scoffs] Yeah, right.

I'm serious.

It's like, before you came along,

our team was pizza, and we thought we were fine until we met ranch dip,

and it was like, what?!

This makes it so much better! We've been missing out.

[emotional music plays]

Uh, what are those for? [quietly] Are we blowing stuff up?

No, I'm just picking up gas for the hauler.

And these chips. I haven't tried this flavor yet.

We're going back? Why didn't you say that before my freak-out?

Because I was mad! I still am.

When I said we should run, I meant together.

But Toretto was so sure that I was gonna abandon y'all.

Obviously he still doesn't think of me as family.

That's not true. Didn't you hear me just now?

The ranch was you.

I know you feel that way. I just...

wish everyone else did, too.

[typing]

Nowhere's getting sloppy, logging into the database willy-nilly.

Or, she did it on purpose.

[Palindrome] Look at her username.

Ah, Tacocat! Of course! It's a, uh...

A palindrome!

[in unison] A palindrome!

This is a message.

[suspenseful music plays]

[Palindrome] Look into this "Moray."

What about you?

Me? I'm going shopping.

[rhythmic music plays]

Looks like Palindrome got my message.

Gary and Julius are looking into it.

How do you know all that?

He gave me a signal just now in old spy code.

Didn't they teach you?

Ugh! Well... Palindrome wants to meet, but not here.

You got that from a hat?

So, do we wait for Palindrome here?

No. We look for another signal.

Only an FBI agent

would make the first rendezvous point the actual rendezvous point. [laughs]

Hm.

So, newspaper on a bush means alley?

No, the newspaper wasn't the signal. It was all about the double fold.

Pay attention!

Intersection of Madero and 113.

-How?! -[grunts]

Oh... [laughs]

Wordplay? Oh Palindrome, you clever Tacocat.

-Are you sure that was the last clue? -Yes. The churro was very clear.

[gasps]

[dramatic music plays]

Stay here.

[grunts]

Nowhere.

Palindrome.

I see you got my message, so you know we've been framed.

-It doesn't matter what I know. -Well, maybe it should!

Moray's out there planning something and he has our agency chasing its own tail.

My job is to bring you in!

Are you a robot?

[robotically] Do you only do what others program you to do?

Or is there a brain in there, somewhere,

behind those layers and layers of rippling... glistening...

muscle?

Seriously, do you use baby oil?

Don't compli-sult me!

Look, you can waste your time chasing after me,

or you can help us out.

It's your call.

[dramatic music plays]

Uh, Cisco?

I've looked everywhere. I walked around this place, like, three times.

No sign of Tuco.

Oh. I waited by the bathroom for five minutes and found him.

-What? -He didn't frame us.

He doesn't even know who Moray is.

He's just an honest dude with a very small bladder.

-[door opens, closes] -[both gasp]

-Hm? -[Tuco speaks Spanish]

Cisco, it's Moray!

[tense music plays]

[Cisco] Bro hug!

That's common... [scoffs] Eh, nothing to read into.

[laughing] Moray's probably just a big fan,

and Tuco's patting him on the back because he's so friendly.

[Cisco] Oh, man! Yeah, they definitely know each other!

I can't believe it. Tuco lied to me!

Family doesn't lie to family.

Are you okay?

No! How could he do that to me?

Yo, he looked me in the eye, [sobbing] and I believed him!

[sobs]

Family...

[sobbing]

Cisco, I got to follow Moray and get to the bottom of this.

-Just stay here, okay? Breathe. -[sobs, mutters]

-[dramatic music plays] -[shouts]

[whistling]

[whistles]

[suspenseful music plays]

[announcer]It's time for the main event!

Introducing the king of the cats, who's on the prowl for victory...

-The Ocelot King! -[cheering]

[rhythmic music plays]

[announcer]And his opponent...

He flies like a butterfly, and stings like a butterfly with a knife.

-El Mariposa! -[cheering]

[Cisco] You set us up!

[slo-mo scream]

[grunting]

[announcer]And the butterfly comes out fluttering!

[Cisco] You lied to me!

[grunting]

You got me, I lied!

I knew it was your burrito! I ate it anyway.

But that doesn't mean you got to throw real punches.

-[groaning] -I mean about Moray, Uncle Tuco.

Cisco?

[music continues faintly]

[Tony pants]

[Moray] How is the last tunnel?

Should be complete in 20 minutes.

Hopefully Tuco's match will last that long.

[Moray] Of course it will. That oaf loves the adulation and the fame.

[Moray] He will be the first to go when the revolution comes.

-[yelps] -[crashing]

Get him!

Aw, lugnuts.

-[tense music plays] -[grunting]

[groans]

You set us up!

[grunting]

[panting] What are you talking about?

Stop lying, stupid!

[yelps, pants]

Cisco! Where are you?

[Cisco] Stop lying!

Sorry about this, but you have to listen to me.

I still don't know what's going on, man!

[grunting]

[groaning]

I saw you talking to Moray earlier.

You patted him on the back, you bro-hugged him...

You gave him a very elaborate fist bump!

[grunting]

What? That was my manager.

He gets me all the gigs, tells me where I'm going to be fighting.

Wait.

You're saying my manager is the person who framed you?

-You're saying you didn't know that? -You have to believe me.

[gasps]

It's a conspiracy. I'm in a conspiracy!

[cheering]

-[screams] -[announcer]Wait!

Looks like El Mariposa is about to do his finishing move!

-[Cisco grunts] -[announcer]No?

[cheering]

[announcer]No, they're just hugging.

[Tony] Cisco!

There's no time to explain, but Tuco is innocent.

-We have to get out of here before-- -[whirring]

[announcer]What's this? Random people?!

-What is happening right now? -[snarls]

[announcer]I have never seen anything like this.

[rock music plays]

[grunting]

[gasps]

[both yelp]

[both gasp]

[yelling]

[grunting]

-[laughs] -[Cisco exclaims]

[groaning]

[Tony] Get off me!

[loud explosion]

[bell rings]

-[cheering] -[announcer]Unbelievable!

The Ocelot King lands a double-chair-slam-tackle-firebomb,

which is a name I just made up because I have never seen it before!

Where did he get that bomb?!

Okay, we really have to go.

[tense music plays]

[panting]

[sirens approach]

Come on!

[exclaims]

-[panting] -Dude, keep up!

Aw, give me a break, this is my third chase in a row.

-[Tuco] Follow me! -[panting]

[tense music plays]

Oh, my bad. I thought this was the other corner.

[sirens approach]

[both gasp]

-[dramatic music plays] -Get in.

[barking]

Oh, hey. Everyone's here?

After we got our message to Palindrome, Layla found us.

You got the family back together, even after I was such a jerk.

Yeah, well...

Maybe this family stuff will get us killed one day,

but we almost get killed, like, every day.

-[emotional music plays] -Yeah.

-It's true. -Twice for me today.

This is nice. All of us here together.

[laughing] We can finally watch these idiots!

[Frostee] Nacho and Rollie tried to steal the hauler while we were gone.

[grunting]

Oh-ho, this is way better than the helicopter!

-Aw, but it needs gas. -[barking]

[both scream]

[all laugh]

-Yeah, good boy, Roscoe! -Yeah!

[laughing]

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪