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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

-[thunder crashes] -[dramatic music plays]

-Locked on to target. We're keeping pace. -Good. Maintain altitude and speed.

That's what "keeping pace" means...

-[snarls] -Oh...

Remember, team, Rafaela may be the most obnoxious human alive,

but she's also a criminal mastermind.

Rafaela...

The chickens are about to come home to roost.

I always wondered what that expression meant.

It means you're going to arrest that hot mess. Now, just go!

-[grunting] -[wind whistles]

[exclaims, grunts]

[music intensifies]

[grunts]

[all grunt]

[all gasp, exclaim]

[chuckles]

[all grunt]

[grunts]

-[Layla]She's not in the back. -She's not here either.

[exclaims] Kaboom!

-[both yell] -Say goodbye forever, uggos!

[cackles]

-Oh, we got a problem! -[beeping]

[tense music plays]

Oh, no! We took the bait. Dang it!

[Echo]Yo, we gotta go.

[Tony yells]

[Tony yelps]

[both grunt, exclaim]

Aw, look! You're an angel.

Because you're in the sky, and you're dead.

[both grunt]

-[tense music plays] -[Tony pants]

[Tony yells]

-Whew! -[Rafaela] Ready or not, here I come!

[yelling]

[cackles]

[coughs, splutters]

[grunting]

[panting] Thanks. I'm tired of getting kicked by that woman.

You gotta block more. Get those arms up, Toretto!

Yo, guys! Did you know that Fiji is actually made up of 333 islands,

but only 100 of them are inhabited?

Now, that's a fun fact.

Yo, this isn't a vacation, so drop the brochure.

Okay, okay. But just one selfie real quick.

-Everyone, smile. -[camera clicks]

[gasps] Aw, man! Photobomb.

[Rafaela cackles]

Kaboom!

[dramatic music plays]

[Cisco] Oh, man!

[Cisco] Real bombed!

[Ms. Nowhere]Pull back! You're in a minefield.

[soft splashing]

[Ms. Nowhere]Okay, everyone stay on high alert.

Rafaela's about to find out, where there's smoke, there's fire.

I'm not sure that expression works for this scenario.

[Ms. Nowhere]If you'd catch Rafaela, I wouldn't be out of pithy one-liners.

Aw, I can't believe we're in Paris! [chuckles] The City of Brotherly Love.

Mind if I pop up real quick and check out the Eiffel Tower?

[Tony] Cisco, not now!

Rafaela could be anywhere.

-[Rafaela] Surprise! -[exclaims, grunts]

[cackles]

-[groans] -[giggles]

Sorry, gotta ghost.

-Ha! -[Frostee] Uh-oh.

-[grunting] -[Rafaela cackles]

Guys, we got her! She's on a road to nowhere.

What the heck, Toretto! You just took my line!

Some people have no respect.

[rhythmic music plays]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[Tony screams]

[deep slow-motion scream]

[Tony grunts, yells]

[Tony] No, no!

[Tony yells]

What?

[Tony groans]

Looks like the chase ends in Switzerland.

Is that where we are? Switzerland? Or is it Iceland? Or Greenland?

I don't know. Some kind of land.

[Cisco] Man, I think all the change in altitude and climate are...

messing with my head and giving me a cold.

Getting a cold has nothing to do with climate.

-Colds are viruses. The end. -Not true.

Temperature change weakens the immune system,

constant altitude changes lead to gland confusion and excessive mucus production.

-And bam! That's a cold. -[groans]

Would you two infectious disease specialists knock it off?

We're on a mission!

[cackles]

-[whirring] -Kaboom!

[exclaims]

[brakes squeal]

[upbeat music plays]

-Yeah! Boulder buster. -Layla and Echo, you two on the way?

Coming up now.

[cackles]

-[gasps] -[Layla] Whoa!

Try to follow this!

[cackles]

[grunts, cackles]

Psych!

[Tony] Dang it.

[elevator dings]

[tense music plays]

[Rafaela] So, how did you find me?

We picked up your scent when you crossed the equator.

You could cut back on the perfume. [exhales]

[Rafaela] Maybe I enjoy this game of cat and mouse.

[Tony yelps]

[hisses] This dance... This appetizer before the main course.

Yeah? Well, the appetizers are over. Time to pull out the dinner plates

because you're going to need a spoon to eat meatloaf, and knife something!

"Knife something?"

How about "eat your words" or "get your just desserts?"

It was right there for you! Big softball.

Whatever. Agents have the building surrounded. It's over.

It is over... for you. [grunts]

[exclaims]

[laughs]

[cackles]

[beeping]

[exclaims, groans]

[cackles]

[groans]

[suspenseful music plays]

[Tony exclaims]

[cackles] Ceiling assassins.

See you later, Toretto. [smooches]

[grunts]

[yells]

[grunts, exclaims]

[Cisco groans]

[grunting]

We've got these guys. Get Rafaela.

[suspenseful music plays]

[panting]

Huh?

Like the shoes? I'm always on the cutting edge of spy trends.

[grunts, exclaims]

Oh, great! Now everyone has them.

Actually, mine light up.

No!

No one.

-[both grunt] -Has. Better. Shoes. Than. Me.

[yells]

[shouts]

[groans, coughs]

[grunts]

[dramatic music plays]

[grunting]

[Rafaela cackles]

[grunts]

-Sorry, Tony. This is where we depart. -[both grunt]

[groaning]

[yelps]

Or more accurately, this is where you depart. From life!

[grunts]

[gasps] What is this?

[chuckles] I put a ring on it.

No. No, no, no.

Looks like the chickens have finally come home to roost.

Bawk, bawk.

[groans, sobs]

[sirens sound]

[whirring]

What is it?

It looks like Rafaela was my hundredth high-profile arrest.

Ms. Nowhere is getting an official agency-sanctioned employee gathering

in her honor!

-A party? -We don't call them parties.

-I did it, Gary! I finally did it! -[dramatic music plays]

[Gary] We did it together.

I did it!

-What's that thing she's doing? -I think that's a smile.

[chuckles]

-[groans] -Creepy!

I don't like it.

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

You sure you want to?

Am I sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Fire when ready.

-This is stupid. -Stupid awesome!

I bet this goes viral.

Oh, you think so? Wow. Aw, I always wanted my 15 minutes-- [groans]

[grunts]

[Cisco gulps]

[gasping] Did you get it?

Aw, no. Forgot to press the record button. Let's do it again.

Hey. Looks like nothing's changed round here.

-[Tony] No way! -[Echo] Tuco!

[gasping] Uncle Tuco? Bro! What are you doing here?

I'm in town for the night.

Thought I'd swing by the old neighborhood and visit my favorite nephew.

Nice job with that boxing glove to the gut.

I once took a cannonball to the old six-pack myself.

Spent a month in the hospital afterwards, but totally worth it.

I can't believe how you've grown.

The last time I saw you, I was 13. You let me drive on the freeway.

That was dangerous.

And I was still in elementary school! Bet I look way different now.

[chuckles] Actually, you kind of look the same.

But taller, right?

Not really.

Aw...

Hi. I'm Layla.

Tuco. I've heard a lot about you.

You have?

Tuco's my uncle, and a famousluchadorin Mexico City.

You gotta see my new routine.

Myluchadorpersona is a mythical creature who reunites the world.

Well, first he destroys everything, then he reunites the world.

Kind of a two-step process: destroy, reunite. [laughs]

Wanna see some highlights?

Heck, yeah!

[bell rings]

First, there's the Jaguar's Bite. [roars]

-[yelping] -[laughs]

[Mexican-style music plays]

Then I do the Setting Sun.

-[groans] -[yelps, groans]

Oh, man! I feel like a real wrestler.

Then, when my opponent is on the ground, writhing in pain,

I climb to the top of the rope and do the Lava Leap - a backflip body slam.

Want me to show you?

Uh, I... I think I'm gonna pass on that one.

[laughs] I want to see.

[chuckles] Anyway, it's a living.

I love the garage. I guess being a spy has its perks.

It's wild. We just got back from a trip around the world

chasing a crazy lady with mind control and a weather machine.

Hey, I told you that stuff was real.

Let me show you our car gear. You're gonna trip, man. [laughs]

Wait, guys... Cisco's uncle knows we're spies.

-Right. -And?

You know? You're okay with it? Don't think it's a problem?

Cisco tells his uncle everything. It's not a big deal.

It's better than him posting what he does online.

Tuco's family. We trust him.

I think I need to get something in my stomach.

I'm worried I'm getting sick from the altitude and climate.

And everybody knows the remedy for gland confusion is food.

They really are related.

[chuckles] We can't, we're busy. We have Ms. Nowhere's award ceremony.

You could come with us.

Is that such a good idea?

Sure. We have a ticket since Frostee can't make it.

Ugh! I can't believe I have to miss out on the party for "family quality time."

-[rhythmic music plays] -Moms, I'm home.

Honey, it's so good to see you.

Now we can finally spend some time together.

Great. What should we do? Movie night? I'm thinking horror-comedy.

[laughing]

-Oh, no, no. -Gosh, no.

You're gonna spend some quality time babysitting your sister,

and we're gonna spend some quality time at a nice restaurant with no kids bugging us.

Aw...

[grumbles]

Hey, is Sissy still catching things on fire?

She's moved on to blowing things up.

I'm sorry little man, but I wouldn't want a ticket to go to waste.

I'd love to join.

-Yes! -[laughs]

It's gonna be so awesome.

-[Tuco and Cisco laugh] -[groans]

-[dance music plays] -[Tony] Let's do this!

[whooping, laughing]

[lounge music plays]

I see you got dressed up for the occasion.

And you've brought an old man with you.

Great.

This is my uncle Tuco, the famousluchador.

Hey, congratulations on the big arrest.

Oh...

-You're terrible spies. -What happened to Frostee?

[Frostee]I'm down here!

I got stuck babysitting my sister.

Hey! This is supposed to be family time. Now, help me comb my ponies' hair.

I gotta go.

Is this it?

-[whirring] -[Tony] Where is everyone?

[Ms. Nowhere] It's a top-secret spy agency.

This is what our sanctioned employee gatherings are like.

[Ms. Nowhere] Each drone represents an agent in the field.

Ah, look at them! Look at them all!

Here, just for me. [laughs]

Well, go on. Don't be sticks in the mud. Mingle!

[munches]

[gasps] No way.

Check it out! Pepper spray salsa.

And look at this!

[electronic voice] This marshmallow will now self-destruct.

[both exclaim]

[camera clicks]

It's so great to just let our hair down and have fun, isn't it?

-[camera clicks] -[Gary] Whoo! Yeah!

[Gary] Whoo! Ha ha!

[Gary laughs]

These are so good.

-I'll hang it in my cubicle. -[beeping]

-[exclaims] Oh... -Sorry, Gary. We were never here.

Aw...

[laser crackles]

Come on, it's limbo time! [laughs]

Careful. That laser can cut off a head and cauterize the wound in one go.

Man, this isn't fair. Those agents don't even have legs.

After this, we'll try to hit the cloaked piñata.

[Ms. Nowhere laughs]

[sniffles]

[suspenseful music plays]

[gasps]

[Tony chuckles nervously]

-[Gary] Hold on! -[yelps]

It's from the head of the agency. Everyone, quiet down!

"To agent redacted..." [whispers] That's you.

"It is our greatest redacted to present this letter of redacted."

And then the rest is blacked out, but the end says:

"The agency is happy to say, with our most sincere gratitude, redacted."

[voice breaking] It's so heartfelt.

[slurping]

-[music resumes] -[sniffles] Oh! It's video tribute time.

[chuckling]Oh, man. I'll never forget the first time I met Ms. Nowhere.

She tased me in the back because she was convinced I was a double agent.

Hey, is there a restroom around here? I gotta go.

I can take you.

She didn't know I was actually a triple agent

acting like a double agent.

-[agent laughs] -[slurps]

[agent]Oh, we had a good laugh about it...[audio distorts]

Aw, man! I can't see the video.

[buzzing, crackling]

[soft music plays]

-[gasps] -[tense music plays]

[electronic burbling]

Guys, is this part of the entertainment?

I don't think so.

[music intensifies]

Everyone, off the roof! Now!

[all pant, scream]

[tense music plays]

[groaning]

Uncle Tuco!

-[phone beeps] -Gary, are you safe?

[Gary sighs]We're okay, but someone tried to destroy one of the floors.

Thankfully, it was empty, but the entire place is on fire.

-We need to go after those guys. -Yeah, well, we're trapped.

Not all of us.

-Frostee, we need your help. -On it.

They used the agency's own security system.

Lasers are down.

[grunting]

[coughing, grunting]

Frostee, try to track down the guys in the masks.

-There's a lot of footage to go through. -[Sissy] I can help.

Wait... You know how to--

Please. I've been tracking and hacking for years.

How do you think I keep tabs on you?

-What now? -[beeping]

-I found something! -Huh?

I'm sending coordinates.

[grunting, exclaiming]

They're across town and our cars are in the garage. What can we do?

[rock and roll music plays]

-[tires squeal] -[all yell]

[groaning]

Come on!

[Frostee] Head toward the bridge near the art center.

Take Fourth Street.

No way! Too much traffic.

-It's 10 o'clock at night! -Just let me drive!

[all exclaim]

[Cisco] Aw, man. [retches]

-[Echo] Ew! -[Layla] Cisco!

[Tony] Yeah! [laughs]

[all scream]

-[Tony] Yes! [whoops] -[all scream]

Toretto!

[tires squeal]

-Great! You're going the wrong way. -What? I'm not. This is south.

The bridge is north of here.

-She's right. -Yep, she's right.

-Are you sure? -She's right!

-[groans] -[exclaiming]

[screaming]

[Cisco pants]

You're almost there, but they're across the street heading the other way.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[tires squeal]

[all exclaim]

[beeping]

[tense music plays]

They're splitting up.

[grunting]

[groaning]

[panting]

[whirring]

What the...

[panting]

-[grunting] -[whirring]

That's impossible.

-[grunting] I got one! -[whirring]

[Cisco yelps, groans]

-[groans] -[bleeps]

Whoa!

Magic shell.

[panting]

Whoa. What happened?

[groans, sighs]

Did you see him?

I didn't see anything.

-[grunting] -So I guess they all got away?

Yo, I think we're fighting the Illuminati. For real.

I've seen a lot of crazy stuff, but nothing like that.

Man, I wish Tuco was here.

-He'd be so excited. And scared. Huh? -[sirens sound]

[grunts] Good, you finally decided to join us.

Search the city. There are five fugitives in masks on the run.

Get down! Put your hands behind your backs!

What's going on?

You're all under arrest.

-[dramatic music plays] -[guns loading]

Why did you do it? Why would you blow up Headquarters?

The agency head sent another note.

It's entirely redacted, but you can tell how disappointed he is.

We didn't do anything, Gary!

Then what's this?

[tense music plays]

What? That's not us. We were on the roof.

[Gary] Were you?

There are no witnesses to prove it,

the drones were disabled, the traffic cameras have been erased.

The only evidence left is this security footage.

We've been framed.

[suspenseful music plays]

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad We on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪