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- Previously on "Bigger"...
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- Morning, sexy.
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- So you're not selling drugs?
- No.
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- You gotta be
slanging something.
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- I'm slanging this dick.
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- Hey, Shoshana.
- Hey.
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- I wanna get to know
all your friends.
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- Do it.
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- About time y'all showed up.
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- Shoshana was getting carsick.
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- All I had to do
was sit in the back seat.
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- You drove Miss Daisy
the whole way.
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- There you guys are, finally.
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- Don't tell the girls this,
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but she won't let me
do a damn thing.
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She's been paying my rent
the past few months
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and won't take no
for an answer.
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[upbeat hip-hop music playing]
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♪ ♪
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- Excuse me,
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are you finished studying?
[record scratches]
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- I was just taking a break.
- Why?
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So you can make noise
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like you're from Africa
or something?
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I like my rap too,
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but Dr. Dre ain't getting you
into Georgia Tech.
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- But what if I make
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a million-dollar record
with my beats?
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- [laughs]
If "if" were a fifth,
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we could all get drunk.
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Look, baby, you worked hard
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to get into this
engineering program.
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Hasn't it always been your
dream, just like your brother?
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- Yeah, he's doing all right
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at Carolina Poly,
making good money.
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- He's doing
more than all right.
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He's got a nice house,
nice car,
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and all because
of that nice job.
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That could be you.
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- Yeah.
Looking forward to that...
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- Oh, me too.
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As a matter of fact,
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I'm gonna call
your Aunt Brenda.
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She thinks that cousin of yours
is all that
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with his little job at FedEx.
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[chuckles]
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[cat meowing]
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I'm going to have two engineers
in the family.
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Isn't that right, Magic?
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Mwah.
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- ♪ What's up, Fresh,
it's our turn baby ♪
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♪ Gator boots with
the pimped out Gucci suits ♪
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♪ Ain't got no job,
but I stay sharp ♪
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♪ Can't pay my rent,
'cause all my money's spent ♪
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♪ But that's okay,
'cause I'm still fly ♪
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♪ Got a quarter tank of gas
in my new E class ♪
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♪ But that's all right,
'cause I'm gonna ride ♪
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- Yo, don't keep us
in suspense, let us see.
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Let us see, let us see.
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- Let's see,
go ahead and flex on.
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- Oh, okay, cuz.
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I haven't seen you this clean
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since you played Malcolm X
in junior high.
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- Malcolm X?
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This nigga look like
Martin Luther King.
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- [as Dr. King] How are you
gonna say nigga and Martin
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in the same sentence?
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- I mean, we gotta give
Shoshana credit.
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She picked out a great suit.
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- Why do you have to go
to the "shitva" anyway?
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- [normal voice] Shiva.
It's a Jewish memorial,
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and I'm going
to support my girl.
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- Girl?
- Malcolm would not approve.
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- He claiming her now?
- I get it.
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- Oh, look at the time,
rich o'clock.
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Broke nigga's gotta go.
Bye-bye.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Feel that
temperature rising ♪
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♪ I can't keep
my tempo silent ♪
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♪ My temper,
she be so violent ♪
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♪ But okay, okay,
now we in this, babe ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, uh, you wanna give
your lungs a break?
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You already went through
a whole cartridge.
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- Babe, I gotta get my mind
mentally prepared
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for the reality show
that's my family.
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- I thought you said
your family was cool.
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- I lied.
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I just really needed you here
with me today.
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I wasn't even close with Mason.
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- You don't care?
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- I didn't cry at the funeral.
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Hell, I haven't even talked
to my mom
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since she married his dad,
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who is the man
she cheated on my dad with,
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and don't get me started
about my real brothers.
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They're like
two walking prostates.
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- Damn, the Kardashians ain't
got shit on you guys.
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Why bother going to this shiva?
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- Because it's my family.
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♪ ♪
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- We'll get through this.
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It's just one day.
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- Actually, we sit shiva
for seven days.
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- Like, one, two, three--
seven actual days?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Let me see that?
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- Mm-hmm.
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[lively music]
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- Are you going to be okay?
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I don't want you to feel
out of place.
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- Out of place?
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I DJ bar mitzvahs,
these are my people, relax.
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Hey.
[laughs]
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- The internal record scratch,
it's for me.
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I rarely go to family events,
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so some may be surprised
to see me here.
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Hi, so good to see you.
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I mean, it's not good,
but I see you.
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Babe, stay by my side.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- I know, I know.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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[sighs]
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- Yo, what's up, Shosh?
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- Hey.
- Charles.
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- I knew that.
How are you?
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- Straight out of rehab
and shit.
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Third time's the charm,
you know?
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- I don't.
Talk later.
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- Hey.
I can't.
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[faint indistinct chatter]
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- Ugh, smell this.
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- Ugh, it smells like fish.
- Smells like fish.
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- Gefilte fish is supposed
to smell fresh, not like fish.
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- I bet Sharon made this.
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[both laugh]
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- Those two old women remind me
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of Aunt Kim
and my cousin Perry.
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They always complain about my
Aunt Beverly's potato salad.
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No one ever eats it.
- Why?
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- She's a little senile
and leaves the potato salad
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out overnight and roaches
will be in the shit.
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- Ew!
- Here's the crazy part.
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The roaches would be dead.
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Roaches survive
nuclear explosions,
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but they die eating her shit.
- [laughs]
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- Oh, my God.
- [gasps]
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- Shoshana, come here.
- Here we go.
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Remember, my mom's a cunt.
Smile.
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Hi!
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- Are you losing weight?
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You have to watch that
when you get older.
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Yes, I could see
your cheekbones,
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and not in that good model way,
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but like those kids with
the flies all over their faces.
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- Okay, Mom, thanks.
- What?
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I'm not racist,
but they are literally on TV
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with the flies swarming
all over their faces.
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It's just inhumane.
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Someone should swat them off,
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and that is probably why
you're not married,
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and I have no grandchildren.
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- Mom, I'm divorced,
and you have a grandson.
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- Well, I haven't seen him
in so long, I forgot.
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- Well, a shiva is not
the place to bring a child,
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in my opinion.
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It's also not the place
to berate me
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and make me feel insecure.
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- Well, if you called me
more often,
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I wouldn't have to do it here.
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- So where's Matt?
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- You mean your father?
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- No, I mean your husband.
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- I don't know why you can't
accept him as your father.
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I feel so bad for him
over there, you know,
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losing his son like that.
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- Mom, you cheated on Dad
with him.
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He will never be
my fucking father.
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- You show some respect.
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We just lost a son.
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And besides, we're all family.
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- [giggles]
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- So who's your friend over
there eating all our food?
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- Vince.
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- Oh.
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Is he your boyfriend?
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- No, just friends.
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- Oh, well, in that case,
welcome, Vincent.
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I'm sorry it's under such
circumstances.
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- I'm so sorry for your loss.
- [sighs]
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So what do you do, Vincent,
besides eat all our food?
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- [laughs]
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- I'm a DJ.
[both chuckle]
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- Huh.
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Of course.
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- Shoshana, what's up?
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You look...older.
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- Suck my dick.
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- Dick?
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So the transformation
is complete.
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- Fuck off.
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- What's up, bro?
Kevin, right?
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We met at my cousin's wedding
a few years ago.
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- Not me.
Vince.
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- Yeah, not all Black people
look alike.
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- Sorry, bro.
Thought that was you.
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- Oh, shit.
It does look like me.
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- Yes, she has a type.
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- So these are
my two dick brothers.
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This is Kyle, and this is Max.
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- Oh, that mouth.
Such a lady.
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- What do you expect?
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She went to Michigan,
for God's sake.
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- Oh, what?
Think you're better
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'cause you went
to fucking Harvard?
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- Fuck yeah.
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Harvard produces neurosurgeons.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Michigan produces dentists.
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- Oh.
[both laugh]
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- All right.
Knock it off.
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Show some respect.
She's your sister.
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So come with me,
we're going to see the rabbi.
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- Assholes.
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- Wow.
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- Good morning.
all: Good morning.
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- Mason was not a big fan
of ritual,
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so I'm gonna keep this short.
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Please rise.
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"You who dwells in the shelter
of the most high,
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"who abides in the shadow
of the omnipotent,
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"I say to you of the Lord,
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who is my refuge..."
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- You're reading it backwards,
we read right to left.
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- Oh.
- "My God, in whom I trust,
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"I will satisfy him
with long life
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and show him my deliverance."
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You can take your seats.
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I'd like to call on Mason's
father to say a few words.
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- Didn't you try
to fuck her?
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- Dude, she's a rabbi now.
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She gave me a hand job.
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- [clears throat]
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Mason was a good kid.
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No, a great kid.
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A memory that comes to mind is
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Mason donated
his bar mitzvah money
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to help build basketball courts
in College Park.
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He wasn't just a big heart,
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he was wicked funny.
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I remember we were--Mason and I
were at the supermarket,
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and a woman's water broke.
254
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I had to act fast, so right
there in the cereal aisle,
255
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,100
I delivered a baby
with Mason helping.
256
00:10:51,169 --> 00:10:52,449
[soft laughter]
257
00:10:52,514 --> 00:10:56,414
Afterward--Mason was nine--
258
00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,200
I jokingly told him,
259
00:10:58,273 --> 00:11:01,103
"I don't need
to have the talk,"
260
00:11:01,169 --> 00:11:02,929
and he responded,
261
00:11:02,997 --> 00:11:05,507
"I know where babies come from.
262
00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:08,173
"My question is,
263
00:11:08,238 --> 00:11:10,788
how they got in there
in the first place?"
264
00:11:10,859 --> 00:11:12,339
- Mason could have
learned about babies
265
00:11:12,411 --> 00:11:14,791
from all the affairs
his father was having.
266
00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:18,199
- Barb, Vincent is a guest.
267
00:11:18,273 --> 00:11:20,413
- I tell no lies.
268
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,650
- Okay.
269
00:11:23,721 --> 00:11:28,311
- Brandon, I would like you
to meet my daughter, Shoshana.
270
00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:30,446
- Hi, nice to meet you.
271
00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:31,964
- Nice to meet you.
272
00:11:32,031 --> 00:11:34,271
- So the doctor told me
it was a tumor.
273
00:11:34,342 --> 00:11:36,072
Now, I have my tumor,
the lawyer.
274
00:11:36,135 --> 00:11:37,575
[laughter]
275
00:11:37,652 --> 00:11:40,792
- Lovely name, Shoshana.
- So pretty.
276
00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:43,029
[indistinct conversation]
277
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,510
- [mouthing words]
- Very unusual name.
278
00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:47,073
I don't know how
we came up with it.
279
00:11:47,135 --> 00:11:49,615
- Excuse me, ladies.
280
00:11:49,686 --> 00:11:50,816
- How are your parents?
281
00:11:50,893 --> 00:11:52,143
It's been so good to see them--
282
00:11:52,204 --> 00:11:54,144
- Vincent, darling.
How are you?
283
00:11:54,204 --> 00:11:57,314
- Hey, beautiful ceremony.
Sorry again for your son.
284
00:11:57,376 --> 00:11:58,646
- Stepson.
- Right.
285
00:11:58,721 --> 00:12:00,311
Let me go check on Shoshana.
- No, no, no.
286
00:12:00,376 --> 00:12:01,886
Give her a minute, please.
287
00:12:01,962 --> 00:12:04,862
She's, you know,
catching up with an old friend.
288
00:12:04,928 --> 00:12:08,408
- Old friend?
- Old, old friend.
289
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,140
- He doesn't look
that old to me.
290
00:12:10,204 --> 00:12:11,764
[both laugh]
291
00:12:11,824 --> 00:12:15,514
- Yeah, he's been a friend
of the family forever,
292
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:18,863
and I think he used to have
a little crush on her.
293
00:12:18,928 --> 00:12:20,338
- Really?
- But...
294
00:12:20,411 --> 00:12:22,031
that was a long time ago.
- Oh.
295
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,340
[both laugh]
296
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,511
I have an idea.
297
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:31,243
I have a private stock of rum
behind the bar.
298
00:12:31,307 --> 00:12:33,337
Why don't you just
go on in there,
299
00:12:33,411 --> 00:12:35,511
help yourself, relax,
300
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:38,893
and I'll send Shoshana your way
301
00:12:38,962 --> 00:12:40,552
when she's finished
with Brandon.
302
00:12:40,617 --> 00:12:42,067
- With Brandon?
- Brandon.
303
00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:44,505
- Oh, Brandon, okay.
- Okay.
304
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,583
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
305
00:12:47,652 --> 00:12:50,002
- You heard her.
Let's go get the good stuff.
306
00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:51,306
- Oh, okay.
Okay.
307
00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:54,306
[upbeat hip-hop music]
308
00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:58,196
♪ ♪
309
00:12:58,273 --> 00:12:59,893
- It's good stuff.
310
00:12:59,962 --> 00:13:01,932
The transcripts
are the bomb diggity, man.
311
00:13:01,997 --> 00:13:04,717
You got an A in calculus,
312
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:09,070
you took statistics over
the summer, you maniac.
313
00:13:09,135 --> 00:13:10,305
- Trust me, I'd rather be
314
00:13:10,376 --> 00:13:11,886
spinning records
and chasing ass,
315
00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:14,072
but my mom believes,
in order to get ahead,
316
00:13:14,135 --> 00:13:16,025
I have to be ahead.
317
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:19,620
- Instead of getting head.
- Exactly.
318
00:13:19,686 --> 00:13:21,926
- Look, man, we'd love to have
you in the engineering program.
319
00:13:21,997 --> 00:13:23,237
- Dope.
320
00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:24,927
[cell phone buzzes]
- Hang on.
321
00:13:24,997 --> 00:13:26,267
Hello?
322
00:13:26,342 --> 00:13:28,722
Yeah, dude, I'm in the middle
of an interview.
323
00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:31,580
Oh, damn.
324
00:13:31,652 --> 00:13:35,242
No, no,
fliers already went out.
325
00:13:35,307 --> 00:13:36,687
I don't know, man.
326
00:13:36,755 --> 00:13:39,195
Just get somebody who
doesn't throw lame parties.
327
00:13:39,273 --> 00:13:40,893
All right.
328
00:13:40,962 --> 00:13:42,102
- Everything cool?
329
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,409
- DJ bailed on us.
330
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,380
You know someone?
- Yeah, me.
331
00:13:47,445 --> 00:13:48,645
Check out my Myspace page,
332
00:13:48,721 --> 00:13:50,271
I got my beats on there
and everything.
333
00:13:50,342 --> 00:13:52,652
- You play hip-hop?
- Nigga, what?
334
00:13:53,514 --> 00:13:56,454
[lively music]
335
00:13:56,514 --> 00:13:59,174
♪ ♪
336
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:02,138
[door creaks]
337
00:14:02,204 --> 00:14:04,484
- Relax, babe.
You're so tense.
338
00:14:04,548 --> 00:14:06,028
- It's not fun watching
your mother play
339
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,340
the family version of Tinder
on my face, it's fucked up.
340
00:14:08,411 --> 00:14:10,001
- Not as fucked up as you
341
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,816
telling my mom
we're just friends.
342
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,313
- Didn't that help you out?
343
00:14:13,376 --> 00:14:15,236
I don't wanna make things
worse by adding
344
00:14:15,307 --> 00:14:17,027
a Black DJ boyfriend
to the conversation.
345
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,960
- It's just sad
you had to cover for me.
346
00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:20,651
She's so controlling.
347
00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,651
We always did everything
she wanted.
348
00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:24,241
She treated us like slaves.
349
00:14:24,307 --> 00:14:26,167
- A slave?
Really?
350
00:14:26,238 --> 00:14:28,268
- Oh, stop it.
I'm Jewish.
351
00:14:28,342 --> 00:14:30,862
We were slaves first.
- Debatable.
352
00:14:30,928 --> 00:14:33,238
I'm going to the bathroom.
353
00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:38,136
- Do you always have to act
like a fucking moron?
354
00:14:38,204 --> 00:14:40,174
- I can't control my mother.
355
00:14:40,238 --> 00:14:41,788
- She asked if I'm pregnant.
356
00:14:41,859 --> 00:14:43,929
Do I look fucking pregnant
to you?
357
00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:45,757
- No, no.
358
00:14:45,824 --> 00:14:47,484
But you eat a lot of bread.
359
00:14:47,548 --> 00:14:51,338
- You impotent,
limp dick asshole.
360
00:14:51,411 --> 00:14:55,241
Be a man and stand up
for your wife.
361
00:14:57,928 --> 00:15:00,028
- Vince.
Hey, man.
362
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,760
- Hey.
Everything okay?
363
00:15:01,824 --> 00:15:04,344
- Uh, ye--no.
364
00:15:04,411 --> 00:15:06,581
Whatever.
Women, right?
365
00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:09,692
- Yeah, sure.
- About that dick thing.
366
00:15:09,755 --> 00:15:10,855
- I didn't hear anything
about your dick.
367
00:15:10,928 --> 00:15:13,448
- Okay.
But I'm not impotent,
368
00:15:13,514 --> 00:15:14,694
So you know.
369
00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:16,785
- I never needed to know that.
- Cool.
370
00:15:16,859 --> 00:15:18,719
But I'm saying if I was,
371
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:20,820
you heard that voice, man.
372
00:15:20,893 --> 00:15:23,513
No one's dick could get
hard listening to that shrill.
373
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:26,893
See, that's why I'm filing
for divorce.
374
00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:29,382
I need a woman
who can get my dick hard.
375
00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:30,925
Like really hard.
376
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,887
- I'ma go drain mine now, so...
377
00:15:33,962 --> 00:15:35,792
[door creaks]
378
00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:42,454
[lively music]
379
00:15:42,514 --> 00:15:48,414
♪ ♪
380
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,691
- Matt, my Henry had
the worst stomach cancer,
381
00:15:51,755 --> 00:15:53,815
it eats you
from the inside out.
382
00:15:53,893 --> 00:15:56,143
- Nelson had colon cancer.
383
00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:58,764
Thank God the doctors
caught it in time.
384
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,144
We checked 'cause of that
Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
385
00:16:01,204 --> 00:16:03,484
- She was a tough cookie.
386
00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:11,272
[cell phone chimes]
387
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,337
- Shoshana, you have some gum?
388
00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:18,721
- Are you really gonna hit on
a girl at her brother's shiva?
389
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,930
- I don't think Mason
gives a shit.
390
00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:23,337
- Check my purse.
391
00:16:23,411 --> 00:16:25,621
- What the fuck is this?
392
00:16:25,686 --> 00:16:27,196
- Put it back.
393
00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:30,033
- You listening to Rick Ross
and drinking brown liquor too?
394
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,380
- Give it back.
- I wonder what--
395
00:16:31,445 --> 00:16:32,785
I wonder what Mom
thinks about this.
396
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,719
- Why do you have to be
such an asshole?
397
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:37,550
- 23andMe says I do.
- [scoffs]
398
00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:39,197
Wait!
[both chuckle]
399
00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:41,343
- Hey, you found my vape pen.
400
00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:43,481
- This is yours?
- Yeah, no big deal.
401
00:16:43,548 --> 00:16:44,818
Weed is legal, right?
402
00:16:44,893 --> 00:16:46,313
- Not in Georgia.
403
00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:48,136
- You gonna snitch?
404
00:16:48,204 --> 00:16:50,384
We should smoke together.
405
00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:51,505
- Yeah.
406
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,653
- Mm.
- I'm so sorry.
407
00:16:54,721 --> 00:16:56,481
- Nice.
- My condolences.
408
00:16:57,445 --> 00:16:59,615
- Man, I needed this.
409
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,136
- That's some good shit.
410
00:17:01,204 --> 00:17:03,454
- Wait, it's cool to pass
a joint during a pandemic?
411
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:06,414
- Yeah, it's all about
finger placement.
412
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,410
[leisurely music]
413
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,790
I prefer to smoke flower
when outdoors.
414
00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:12,929
Ain't nobody gonna trip that
we smoking out here, right?
415
00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:14,647
- No, it's fine.
416
00:17:14,721 --> 00:17:17,171
Our mom's allergies, an
elephant can fart in her face,
417
00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:18,308
she's not gonna smell shit.
418
00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:20,096
- Fuck that.
I'm a married man.
419
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,619
Kyle, tell me the story about
the girl from Starbucks,
420
00:17:22,686 --> 00:17:23,956
and talk really slow.
421
00:17:24,031 --> 00:17:28,071
- Vince, this girl
had fiery hair.
422
00:17:28,135 --> 00:17:31,755
Tits like ripe cantaloupes,
ripe as shit.
423
00:17:31,824 --> 00:17:35,414
She had nipples
like two thumbs.
424
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,030
- Yeah, that's weird.
- Mm-mm.
425
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,690
Not when you're
a married man.
426
00:17:38,755 --> 00:17:40,235
My wife's nipples are inverted,
427
00:17:40,307 --> 00:17:43,137
they're like two little mouths
on the end of the tits.
428
00:17:43,204 --> 00:17:45,074
- I don't wanna hear about
your wife's sad nipples.
429
00:17:45,135 --> 00:17:47,755
- Finish the story.
- Okay, dude, okay.
430
00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:49,554
So she was drunk, right?
431
00:17:49,617 --> 00:17:52,237
Drunk enough for fun,
not Cosby level.
432
00:17:52,307 --> 00:17:54,197
And we're on the couch,
we're going at it.
433
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,343
She's sucking my balls,
licking my ass.
434
00:17:56,411 --> 00:17:59,341
She's good to go,
then things got freaky.
435
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,791
She pulls a strap-on
out of her bag.
436
00:18:01,859 --> 00:18:05,169
Yeah, she starts fucking me
in the ass with a dildo.
437
00:18:05,238 --> 00:18:06,788
- Wait, wait, wait, time out.
438
00:18:06,859 --> 00:18:09,619
She started fucking you
in the ass with a dildo?
439
00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:12,166
- We both came.
Twice.
440
00:18:12,238 --> 00:18:14,648
♪ ♪
441
00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:16,201
- I'm not gonna
lie to you, man.
442
00:18:16,273 --> 00:18:18,073
It sounds kinda gay.
443
00:18:18,135 --> 00:18:21,305
- No, as long as there's
a woman back there doing it,
444
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,136
it's not gay.
Right, Vince?
445
00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:25,554
- Dude, it's gay.
It's okay, I don't care.
446
00:18:25,617 --> 00:18:27,477
- Dude, it's not gay.
- No, I'm pretty sure that
447
00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:28,818
getting fucked in the ass is,
like,
448
00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:30,893
one of the requirements
of being gay.
449
00:18:30,962 --> 00:18:32,172
- All right.
450
00:18:32,238 --> 00:18:34,098
- But if it was
a Swedish bike ride,
451
00:18:34,169 --> 00:18:37,239
then that wouldn't be gay.
Right, Vince?
452
00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:40,067
- Uh...it depends.
453
00:18:40,135 --> 00:18:41,685
- On?
454
00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:44,165
- Were you on your knees
or on your back?
455
00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:47,448
- Good question.
456
00:18:47,514 --> 00:18:48,934
- On my back.
457
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,997
♪ ♪
458
00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:55,196
[music playing softly]
- ♪ That's where we defer ♪
459
00:18:55,273 --> 00:18:58,653
♪ Took too much space
from me ♪
460
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,621
- Why are you being so quiet?
461
00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:03,406
- I'm still traumatized
about your brother
462
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,170
getting fucked in the ass
by his girlfriend.
463
00:19:05,238 --> 00:19:07,858
- That's not new for Kyle.
464
00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:09,168
- Well, my family was crazy,
465
00:19:09,238 --> 00:19:10,958
but you white folks
is on some other shit.
466
00:19:11,031 --> 00:19:14,651
- Yeah, we're a wild bunch.
[chuckles]
467
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,200
- Speaking of wild,
468
00:19:17,273 --> 00:19:19,793
what's up
with this Brandon dude?
469
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,689
- I told you, it was nothing,
470
00:19:21,755 --> 00:19:24,265
- But why do you
have to go along with it?
471
00:19:24,342 --> 00:19:26,102
You a grown-ass woman.
472
00:19:26,169 --> 00:19:28,409
- It's hard.
473
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,650
I can never be myself
around my family
474
00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:33,071
until I'm having a shiva
for my mother.
475
00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:35,545
You can never be yourself
476
00:19:35,617 --> 00:19:37,197
until your parents die,
477
00:19:37,273 --> 00:19:38,933
because until then,
you're just living,
478
00:19:38,997 --> 00:19:42,307
having them projecting
all their flaws onto you.
479
00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:43,816
- Hmm.
480
00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:46,343
It's clear your mother
is messed up.
481
00:19:46,411 --> 00:19:48,001
Is your dad at least cool?
482
00:19:48,066 --> 00:19:51,686
- Yeah.
Yeah, he was.
483
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,195
He died four years ago.
484
00:19:54,273 --> 00:19:57,793
I think her cheating
killed him.
485
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,343
So what about you?
486
00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:03,761
Are you close to your parents?
487
00:20:03,824 --> 00:20:05,584
- Me and my mom were
until she moved away
488
00:20:05,652 --> 00:20:10,452
to live with my brother Rance,
so we don't talk as much.
489
00:20:10,514 --> 00:20:12,454
As for my dad, I only saw him
a couple of times
490
00:20:12,514 --> 00:20:15,484
until he committed
to being absent.
491
00:20:16,962 --> 00:20:21,312
So you could say he died too.
492
00:20:21,376 --> 00:20:26,956
- I should never have brought
a kid into this crazy family.
493
00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:32,819
[lively music]
494
00:20:32,893 --> 00:20:39,893
♪ ♪
495
00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:45,340
- Oh, hell nah.
496
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,451
- Oh, shit.
It's extra crispy.
497
00:20:50,238 --> 00:20:53,168
[funky music playing]
498
00:20:53,238 --> 00:20:59,858
♪ ♪
499
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,647
- [sighs]
500
00:21:18,997 --> 00:21:21,027
I guess Mama finally got
what she wanted, huh?
501
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,620
- The Christian Brothers?
502
00:21:22,686 --> 00:21:24,336
Ma always keeps that
in the cupboard.
503
00:21:24,411 --> 00:21:26,311
[both chuckle]
504
00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:28,306
- Look, she didn't give me
a choice either.
505
00:21:28,376 --> 00:21:30,856
On my second birthday,
she got me a calculator.
506
00:21:30,928 --> 00:21:32,168
- At least you got that.
507
00:21:32,238 --> 00:21:35,788
My second birthday,
she gave me an abacus.
508
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,409
- Actually, I gave you that.
509
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,580
Why should I have all the fun?
510
00:21:40,652 --> 00:21:43,482
- [mouths words]
511
00:21:45,169 --> 00:21:47,169
Let me ask you something.
512
00:21:47,238 --> 00:21:50,928
If you wasn't an engineer,
what would you do?
513
00:21:50,997 --> 00:21:53,857
- I don't know.
- No clue?
514
00:21:53,928 --> 00:21:55,238
- Nah.
515
00:21:55,307 --> 00:21:57,547
Once Ma found out
I was good at math,
516
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,307
being an engineer
was drilled into my head.
517
00:21:59,376 --> 00:22:02,506
Her dream became mine.
518
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,623
- I blame Uncle Willie's ass.
519
00:22:04,686 --> 00:22:06,406
He had to become an engineer
and get that job
520
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,030
at Northrop in Cali.
[haughty chuckle]
521
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:11,550
- Hey, yo, remember that
Corvette he brought?
522
00:22:11,617 --> 00:22:13,577
- Remember?
That's all Ma talked about.
523
00:22:13,652 --> 00:22:15,072
By the way,
good job buying her one.
524
00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:16,885
- Like I had a choice.
525
00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:18,862
- Hey, Rance.
526
00:22:18,928 --> 00:22:21,858
[upbeat music playing]
527
00:22:21,928 --> 00:22:24,688
♪ ♪
528
00:22:24,755 --> 00:22:27,545
- I got into the program,
but I'm not gonna do it.
529
00:22:27,617 --> 00:22:30,757
I got a job deejaying.
That gig pays so well.
530
00:22:30,824 --> 00:22:34,204
I could blow up for real
at the right club.
531
00:22:34,273 --> 00:22:37,343
- DJ?
Are you crazy?
532
00:22:37,411 --> 00:22:38,651
Ma is gonna kill you.
533
00:22:38,721 --> 00:22:40,341
- She shouldn't.
It ain't producing,
534
00:22:40,411 --> 00:22:42,141
which takes years
to get big in,
535
00:22:42,204 --> 00:22:44,694
and plus, Ma don't even know
what producing is anyway.
536
00:22:44,755 --> 00:22:48,235
But with deejaying I'm getting
paid now, paid well.
537
00:22:48,307 --> 00:22:50,887
That's what she cares about,
right?
538
00:22:50,962 --> 00:22:53,552
- She cares about her sons
being a big deal.
539
00:22:53,617 --> 00:22:55,757
- I'ma be a big deal.
- How are you so sure?
540
00:22:55,824 --> 00:22:59,624
- ♪ It's the same feeling
I always seem to get ♪
541
00:22:59,686 --> 00:23:02,646
- Like you,
I have no other choice.
542
00:23:06,755 --> 00:23:08,475
[lively music]
543
00:23:08,548 --> 00:23:10,238
- That's crazy, and you totally
rescued him?
544
00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:13,137
- Yeah.
It was all reflex.
545
00:23:13,204 --> 00:23:14,824
- Oh, my gosh.
- I couldn't believe it.
546
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,383
- That's amazing.
Your work is incredible.
547
00:23:17,445 --> 00:23:19,475
- Well, thank you, that means
a lot coming from you.
548
00:23:19,548 --> 00:23:22,788
- Hey, babe.
- Hey, Vince.
549
00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:24,309
- Hey, Vince.
I'm Brandon.
550
00:23:24,376 --> 00:23:26,996
It's nice to meet you.
- Shoshana, can I speak to you?
551
00:23:27,066 --> 00:23:29,786
- Yeah, sure.
Sorry.
552
00:23:29,859 --> 00:23:31,889
[faint indistinct chatter]
553
00:23:31,962 --> 00:23:34,722
[mournful cello music playing]
554
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:36,000
- I know we're not together,
together,
555
00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:37,686
but tell the dude
it ain't happening.
556
00:23:37,755 --> 00:23:40,265
- What do you want me to do,
make a scene?
557
00:23:40,342 --> 00:23:42,652
- Yes.
- I can't.
558
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,451
- What am I supposed to do?
Just sit back and watch this
559
00:23:44,514 --> 00:23:46,624
corny motherfucker get at you
like I'm chopped liver?
560
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:47,996
- It's a couple more days,
561
00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:49,886
and you don't have
to deal with this anymore.
562
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,792
[scoffs]
563
00:23:51,859 --> 00:23:54,239
- [laughs]
564
00:23:55,169 --> 00:23:57,099
- Vince!
565
00:23:58,997 --> 00:24:00,507
- Oh.
Sorry!
566
00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:03,273
Didn't know anyone was in here.
- No, I was just leaving.
567
00:24:07,617 --> 00:24:10,717
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
568
00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:14,380
No, I don't know.
I was--I--
569
00:24:14,445 --> 00:24:17,095
I just got a text
from my lawyer.
570
00:24:17,169 --> 00:24:19,689
- Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry.
571
00:24:19,755 --> 00:24:22,955
Max told me about the divorce.
572
00:24:23,031 --> 00:24:26,581
- Divorce?
Divorce?
573
00:24:28,169 --> 00:24:30,029
How do you know about that?
574
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:32,930
I just got the text now.
575
00:24:32,997 --> 00:24:35,717
When did he tell you?
Huh?
576
00:24:35,790 --> 00:24:37,790
You know something?
577
00:24:37,859 --> 00:24:39,479
What is that shit stain
say to you?
578
00:24:39,548 --> 00:24:40,928
And don't lie to me,
because I know you were out
579
00:24:40,997 --> 00:24:42,817
in the garden just
smoking weed with him.
580
00:24:42,893 --> 00:24:44,003
- Lady, this ain't my business.
581
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,236
- Oh, but getting
my husband high is?
582
00:24:46,307 --> 00:24:50,197
- I--I--
shit, shit, shit, shit, wait!
583
00:24:50,273 --> 00:24:52,383
- You fucking asshole.
584
00:24:52,445 --> 00:24:55,405
You told a fucking stranger
we were already divorced?
585
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,480
You just filed yesterday.
586
00:24:58,548 --> 00:25:00,548
- Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
587
00:25:00,617 --> 00:25:02,547
- Pencil dick loser!
- Did she say pencil?
588
00:25:02,617 --> 00:25:04,477
- It's not shaped
like a pencil,
589
00:25:04,548 --> 00:25:05,718
but it's got some girth.
590
00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:08,100
- Shut up.
How could you?
591
00:25:08,169 --> 00:25:11,379
- Me?
How could you?
592
00:25:11,445 --> 00:25:13,065
I thought we were family.
593
00:25:13,135 --> 00:25:14,685
- Family?
I don't know you white people.
594
00:25:14,755 --> 00:25:16,645
- Listen, you come
to our house,
595
00:25:16,721 --> 00:25:19,931
and you eat at our table
while we mourn our dead son.
596
00:25:19,997 --> 00:25:23,617
How dare you insert yourself
into the family business?
597
00:25:23,686 --> 00:25:25,686
- I didn't insert me.
He inserted me.
598
00:25:25,755 --> 00:25:27,165
- You sound gay, bro.
599
00:25:27,238 --> 00:25:28,688
- Oh, says the dude
who let his girlfriend
600
00:25:28,755 --> 00:25:31,165
fuck him in the ass
with a dildo.
601
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,408
- I told you that
in confidence.
602
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,760
Dude can't keep his mouth shut.
603
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,274
- This is all Shoshana's fault.
She brought him.
604
00:25:36,342 --> 00:25:38,692
- You gotta go.
- I'm not going nowhere.
605
00:25:38,755 --> 00:25:41,025
Shoshana invited me,
and I'm here to support her.
606
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:42,510
But with the way
y'all acting crazy,
607
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,513
I see why she needed me
to be here.
608
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:45,763
- I'm crazy?
- Are you kidding me?
609
00:25:45,824 --> 00:25:47,204
- Guys, guys, everybody?
610
00:25:47,273 --> 00:25:48,723
[overlapping chatter]
611
00:25:48,790 --> 00:25:50,000
- You crazy.
612
00:25:50,066 --> 00:25:52,996
- Everybody.
Everybody, shut the fuck up!
613
00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:59,620
This is not Vince's fault,
this is our fault.
614
00:25:59,686 --> 00:26:00,816
I feel like every time
we get together,
615
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,073
we pretend that
we like each other.
616
00:26:02,135 --> 00:26:04,855
Mom, you're so controlling.
617
00:26:04,928 --> 00:26:08,618
And Max, you don't like being
married or being a dad.
618
00:26:08,686 --> 00:26:10,646
Kyle, you're gay.
Yeah.
619
00:26:10,721 --> 00:26:13,651
Or gender fluid,
binary, whatever.
620
00:26:13,721 --> 00:26:16,271
Just stand in your truth.
621
00:26:17,928 --> 00:26:19,718
We lie to each other
at every event,
622
00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:22,480
whether it's a birthday party
or a fucking memorial.
623
00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:23,858
I mean, we might be family,
624
00:26:23,928 --> 00:26:25,238
but I feel like
we don't even know each other.
625
00:26:25,307 --> 00:26:27,067
And that's probably why
Max felt more comfortable
626
00:26:27,135 --> 00:26:29,025
telling Vince about
his divorce than any of us,
627
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:33,100
'cause he knew that
we would just judge him,
628
00:26:33,169 --> 00:26:35,959
not support him
or show empathy.
629
00:26:36,031 --> 00:26:37,381
I'm sorry.
630
00:26:37,445 --> 00:26:38,715
Just judge,
631
00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:41,930
like he's some random person
off the street,
632
00:26:41,997 --> 00:26:43,997
and that's not family.
633
00:26:46,617 --> 00:26:48,477
Truth is, we're nothing more
than strangers at a shiva.
634
00:26:48,548 --> 00:26:51,138
- That is not true.
Now you come down here,
635
00:26:51,204 --> 00:26:53,964
because she is not well,
clearly jungle fever.
636
00:26:54,031 --> 00:26:55,621
- No.
Mom!
637
00:26:55,686 --> 00:26:59,026
Mom, I am living my YOLO,
638
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,270
or FOMO,
or whatever the kids say.
639
00:27:01,342 --> 00:27:03,242
No?
- You're out of line.
640
00:27:03,307 --> 00:27:04,857
- She's right.
641
00:27:04,928 --> 00:27:08,448
This shiva's been a shit show
from the beginning.
642
00:27:08,514 --> 00:27:11,274
Everyone's been focusing
on themselves.
643
00:27:11,342 --> 00:27:15,102
Mason's life was about doing
what he felt was important,
644
00:27:15,169 --> 00:27:17,929
no matter what anyone feels.
645
00:27:17,997 --> 00:27:20,447
That's legacy.
646
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:25,584
If I've learned anything,
it's that life is short.
647
00:27:25,652 --> 00:27:29,272
Shoshana,
I know my love for your mom
648
00:27:29,342 --> 00:27:31,762
started with infidelity,
649
00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:35,074
but I love you as my own.
650
00:27:35,135 --> 00:27:38,475
I want nothing
but the best for you.
651
00:27:40,652 --> 00:27:43,482
- Oh.
- Oh!
652
00:27:43,548 --> 00:27:46,138
[laughs]
653
00:27:46,204 --> 00:27:48,794
- You know, y'all applaud
at anything, really?
654
00:27:50,686 --> 00:27:54,576
- Sorry you had to see
how fucked up we are.
655
00:27:54,652 --> 00:27:57,452
- That was just Black shit
without the potato salad.
656
00:27:57,514 --> 00:27:59,864
[both laugh]
657
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,998
Nobody's family is perfect.
658
00:28:02,066 --> 00:28:04,856
- True.
659
00:28:04,928 --> 00:28:06,928
Sometimes you have
to look crazy in the eye
660
00:28:06,997 --> 00:28:09,687
and take a stand.
661
00:28:16,376 --> 00:28:18,306
- I got it, baby.
662
00:28:18,376 --> 00:28:20,786
I know you got work to do
for school.
663
00:28:20,859 --> 00:28:23,449
- Ma, it's cool,
I can still help.
664
00:28:26,859 --> 00:28:30,449
- What's wrong?
665
00:28:30,514 --> 00:28:33,274
- Nothing.
666
00:28:33,342 --> 00:28:35,382
- Talk, son.
667
00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:39,451
- I got a job deejaying,
668
00:28:39,514 --> 00:28:42,244
pays $1,000 a weekend.
669
00:28:43,859 --> 00:28:45,449
- That's good.
670
00:28:45,514 --> 00:28:46,824
That'll help you
pay for school
671
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:50,483
and keep you out
of my purse for a change.
672
00:28:50,548 --> 00:28:53,168
- Exactly.
673
00:28:53,238 --> 00:28:55,478
- You're a good son, Vincent.
674
00:28:55,548 --> 00:28:57,788
- ♪ Held on to every word ♪
675
00:28:57,859 --> 00:29:01,269
♪ Couldn't let you go
and called it hope ♪
676
00:29:01,342 --> 00:29:04,892
♪ Now I'm so low,
I can't ignore ♪
677
00:29:04,962 --> 00:29:08,692
♪ We only ever made it worse ♪
678
00:29:08,755 --> 00:29:11,855
♪ Then we become
a brush fire ♪
679
00:29:11,928 --> 00:29:16,168
♪ Burning all the pain ♪
680
00:29:16,238 --> 00:29:19,818
♪ How can we survive
a desert ♪
681
00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:23,693
[line trilling]
682
00:29:23,755 --> 00:29:26,375
- Hey, Ma.
- Who is this?
683
00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:28,445
- It's me, Mama, Vince.
684
00:29:28,514 --> 00:29:30,414
- Oh, hey, baby.
685
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,690
How are you?
686
00:29:32,755 --> 00:29:35,855
- I'm good.
687
00:29:35,928 --> 00:29:39,508
Look, I need to talk to you
about something.
688
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:42,723
- ♪ Hard rain in LA ♪
689
00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:45,450
- I'm gonna pursue my dream
of producing music.
690
00:29:45,514 --> 00:29:50,104
I deejayed for a while because,
honestly, I was afraid.
691
00:29:50,169 --> 00:29:52,269
Afraid of what
you were gonna think,
692
00:29:52,342 --> 00:29:56,342
afraid of what you were
gonna say if I failed.
693
00:29:56,411 --> 00:30:01,241
I mean, I can't fail that bad
playing records, you know?
694
00:30:01,307 --> 00:30:05,507
So instead of chasing my dream
of being a producer,
695
00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:08,653
I settled.
696
00:30:09,962 --> 00:30:11,722
I know you want
what's best for me,
697
00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:16,240
but this is what I want,
698
00:30:16,307 --> 00:30:19,817
and I hope you understand that.
699
00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:22,554
- Okay, Vincent.
700
00:30:22,617 --> 00:30:24,507
I love music.
701
00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:27,453
Remember the time
when you played
702
00:30:27,514 --> 00:30:29,894
on that thing in your room?
703
00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:32,342
I liked it.
704
00:30:32,411 --> 00:30:34,931
- Ma, you hated it.
705
00:30:34,997 --> 00:30:39,027
- Be happy, son.
Play your music.
706
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,790
- Ma, you didn't want me
to play music.
707
00:30:41,859 --> 00:30:43,619
You kicked me out of the house,
remember?
708
00:30:43,686 --> 00:30:45,406
- Who's out the house?
709
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,580
It better not be that cat.
710
00:30:47,652 --> 00:30:49,892
Rance,
is the cat out the house?
711
00:30:49,962 --> 00:30:52,622
- No--no, Mom?
- The cat--where's--
712
00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,236
- I'm right here, Mom.
- Where's--no.
713
00:30:54,307 --> 00:30:55,547
I can't even have my cat.
714
00:30:55,617 --> 00:30:57,267
- Hello?
Hello?
715
00:30:57,342 --> 00:31:00,312
- Where's the cat at?
Come on.
716
00:31:00,376 --> 00:31:02,956
- Hey, bro.
- Come here, kitty.
717
00:31:03,031 --> 00:31:05,411
- Ma's not feeling well.
I gotta go calm her down.
718
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,790
- Come on home.
719
00:31:06,859 --> 00:31:09,929
- She's, um, she's
getting worse?
720
00:31:09,997 --> 00:31:12,377
- Depends on the day.
721
00:31:12,445 --> 00:31:16,265
You good?
722
00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:18,652
- Yeah.
- Magic, come on home!
723
00:31:18,721 --> 00:31:20,551
Baby, come on home!
- Ma's looking for Magic.
724
00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:21,997
- I can't even have my cat!
725
00:31:22,066 --> 00:31:24,716
- Cat's been dead
for years now.
726
00:31:24,790 --> 00:31:27,310
- Kiss her for me, all right?
727
00:31:27,376 --> 00:31:32,306
- ♪ Boy, you know what to say
before I turn away ♪
728
00:31:32,376 --> 00:31:34,816
- [clears throat]
729
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:39,933
- ♪ Your words hit me
like a hard rain in LA ♪
730
00:31:39,997 --> 00:31:41,997
♪ ♪
731
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,926
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]
732
00:31:44,997 --> 00:31:52,027
♪ ♪
733
00:32:13,445 --> 00:32:17,575
[upbeat hip-hop music]
734
00:32:17,652 --> 00:32:24,652
♪ ♪
735
00:32:24,702 --> 00:32:29,252
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