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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:03,240 - Previously on "Bigger"... 2 00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:04,447 - Morning, sexy. 3 00:00:04,514 --> 00:00:05,964 - So you're not selling drugs? - No. 4 00:00:06,031 --> 00:00:07,241 - You gotta be slanging something. 5 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:08,717 - I'm slanging this dick. 6 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:10,960 - Hey, Shoshana. - Hey. 7 00:00:11,031 --> 00:00:12,931 - I wanna get to know all your friends. 8 00:00:12,997 --> 00:00:14,237 - Do it. 9 00:00:14,307 --> 00:00:15,447 - About time y'all showed up. 10 00:00:15,514 --> 00:00:16,654 - Shoshana was getting carsick. 11 00:00:16,721 --> 00:00:18,651 - All I had to do was sit in the back seat. 12 00:00:18,721 --> 00:00:20,651 - You drove Miss Daisy the whole way. 13 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,551 - There you guys are, finally. 14 00:00:23,617 --> 00:00:25,097 - Don't tell the girls this, 15 00:00:25,169 --> 00:00:26,929 but she won't let me do a damn thing. 16 00:00:26,997 --> 00:00:28,577 She's been paying my rent the past few months 17 00:00:28,652 --> 00:00:30,382 and won't take no for an answer. 18 00:00:33,342 --> 00:00:36,622 [upbeat hip-hop music playing] 19 00:00:44,997 --> 00:00:49,787 ♪ ♪ 20 00:00:49,859 --> 00:00:51,199 - Excuse me, 21 00:00:51,273 --> 00:00:52,933 are you finished studying? [record scratches] 22 00:00:52,997 --> 00:00:55,307 - I was just taking a break. - Why? 23 00:00:55,376 --> 00:00:56,546 So you can make noise 24 00:00:56,617 --> 00:00:58,407 like you're from Africa or something? 25 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,000 I like my rap too, 26 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:02,576 but Dr. Dre ain't getting you into Georgia Tech. 27 00:01:02,652 --> 00:01:03,822 - But what if I make 28 00:01:03,893 --> 00:01:05,413 a million-dollar record with my beats? 29 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,790 - [laughs] If "if" were a fifth, 30 00:01:08,859 --> 00:01:10,929 we could all get drunk. 31 00:01:10,997 --> 00:01:12,377 Look, baby, you worked hard 32 00:01:12,445 --> 00:01:13,955 to get into this engineering program. 33 00:01:14,031 --> 00:01:16,551 Hasn't it always been your dream, just like your brother? 34 00:01:16,617 --> 00:01:18,687 - Yeah, he's doing all right 35 00:01:18,755 --> 00:01:21,335 at Carolina Poly, making good money. 36 00:01:21,411 --> 00:01:23,511 - He's doing more than all right. 37 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,243 He's got a nice house, nice car, 38 00:01:26,307 --> 00:01:28,997 and all because of that nice job. 39 00:01:29,066 --> 00:01:30,786 That could be you. 40 00:01:30,859 --> 00:01:33,239 - Yeah. Looking forward to that... 41 00:01:33,307 --> 00:01:35,407 - Oh, me too. 42 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:36,760 As a matter of fact, 43 00:01:36,824 --> 00:01:38,584 I'm gonna call your Aunt Brenda. 44 00:01:38,652 --> 00:01:40,652 She thinks that cousin of yours is all that 45 00:01:40,721 --> 00:01:42,621 with his little job at FedEx. 46 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:43,926 [chuckles] 47 00:01:43,997 --> 00:01:45,857 [cat meowing] 48 00:01:45,928 --> 00:01:50,958 I'm going to have two engineers in the family. 49 00:01:51,928 --> 00:01:53,478 Isn't that right, Magic? 50 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:55,138 Mwah. 51 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,452 - ♪ What's up, Fresh, it's our turn baby ♪ 52 00:02:00,514 --> 00:02:05,384 ♪ Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits ♪ 53 00:02:05,445 --> 00:02:10,715 ♪ Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp ♪ 54 00:02:10,790 --> 00:02:16,170 ♪ Can't pay my rent, 'cause all my money's spent ♪ 55 00:02:16,238 --> 00:02:21,578 ♪ But that's okay, 'cause I'm still fly ♪ 56 00:02:21,652 --> 00:02:27,032 ♪ Got a quarter tank of gas in my new E class ♪ 57 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:30,380 ♪ But that's all right, 'cause I'm gonna ride ♪ 58 00:02:30,445 --> 00:02:33,335 - Yo, don't keep us in suspense, let us see. 59 00:02:33,411 --> 00:02:35,001 Let us see, let us see. 60 00:02:35,066 --> 00:02:38,716 - Let's see, go ahead and flex on. 61 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:40,380 - Oh, okay, cuz. 62 00:02:40,445 --> 00:02:41,855 I haven't seen you this clean 63 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:43,408 since you played Malcolm X in junior high. 64 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,690 - Malcolm X? 65 00:02:44,755 --> 00:02:46,375 This nigga look like Martin Luther King. 66 00:02:46,445 --> 00:02:48,645 - [as Dr. King] How are you gonna say nigga and Martin 67 00:02:48,721 --> 00:02:50,241 in the same sentence? 68 00:02:50,307 --> 00:02:51,927 - I mean, we gotta give Shoshana credit. 69 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:54,097 She picked out a great suit. 70 00:02:54,169 --> 00:02:56,199 - Why do you have to go to the "shitva" anyway? 71 00:02:56,273 --> 00:02:58,383 - [normal voice] Shiva. It's a Jewish memorial, 72 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:00,095 and I'm going to support my girl. 73 00:03:00,169 --> 00:03:01,379 - Girl? - Malcolm would not approve. 74 00:03:01,445 --> 00:03:02,645 - He claiming her now? - I get it. 75 00:03:02,721 --> 00:03:04,791 - Oh, look at the time, rich o'clock. 76 00:03:04,859 --> 00:03:07,069 Broke nigga's gotta go. Bye-bye. 77 00:03:07,135 --> 00:03:09,545 [upbeat music] 78 00:03:09,617 --> 00:03:12,067 ♪ ♪ 79 00:03:12,135 --> 00:03:14,305 - ♪ Feel that temperature rising ♪ 80 00:03:14,376 --> 00:03:16,816 ♪ I can't keep my tempo silent ♪ 81 00:03:16,893 --> 00:03:20,413 ♪ My temper, she be so violent ♪ 82 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,170 ♪ But okay, okay, now we in this, babe ♪ 83 00:03:23,238 --> 00:03:26,688 ♪ ♪ 84 00:03:26,755 --> 00:03:29,815 - Hey, uh, you wanna give your lungs a break? 85 00:03:29,893 --> 00:03:32,033 You already went through a whole cartridge. 86 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:35,000 - Babe, I gotta get my mind mentally prepared 87 00:03:35,066 --> 00:03:36,926 for the reality show that's my family. 88 00:03:36,997 --> 00:03:38,887 - I thought you said your family was cool. 89 00:03:38,962 --> 00:03:40,622 - I lied. 90 00:03:40,686 --> 00:03:43,166 I just really needed you here with me today. 91 00:03:43,238 --> 00:03:46,618 I wasn't even close with Mason. 92 00:03:46,686 --> 00:03:48,136 - You don't care? 93 00:03:48,204 --> 00:03:50,004 - I didn't cry at the funeral. 94 00:03:50,066 --> 00:03:51,446 Hell, I haven't even talked to my mom 95 00:03:51,514 --> 00:03:53,104 since she married his dad, 96 00:03:53,169 --> 00:03:55,819 who is the man she cheated on my dad with, 97 00:03:55,893 --> 00:03:58,273 and don't get me started about my real brothers. 98 00:03:58,342 --> 00:03:59,892 They're like two walking prostates. 99 00:03:59,962 --> 00:04:03,032 - Damn, the Kardashians ain't got shit on you guys. 100 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,650 Why bother going to this shiva? 101 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:07,341 - Because it's my family. 102 00:04:07,411 --> 00:04:10,791 ♪ ♪ 103 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:12,029 - We'll get through this. 104 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,000 It's just one day. 105 00:04:14,066 --> 00:04:18,096 - Actually, we sit shiva for seven days. 106 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:21,505 - Like, one, two, three-- seven actual days? 107 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:22,933 - Mm-hmm. - Let me see that? 108 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:24,237 - Mm-hmm. 109 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:29,720 [lively music] 110 00:04:30,238 --> 00:04:31,818 - Are you going to be okay? 111 00:04:31,893 --> 00:04:33,553 I don't want you to feel out of place. 112 00:04:33,617 --> 00:04:34,927 - Out of place? 113 00:04:34,997 --> 00:04:38,957 I DJ bar mitzvahs, these are my people, relax. 114 00:04:51,962 --> 00:04:53,892 Hey. [laughs] 115 00:04:56,617 --> 00:05:00,447 - The internal record scratch, it's for me. 116 00:05:00,514 --> 00:05:02,104 I rarely go to family events, 117 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,379 so some may be surprised to see me here. 118 00:05:04,445 --> 00:05:07,755 Hi, so good to see you. 119 00:05:07,824 --> 00:05:12,244 I mean, it's not good, but I see you. 120 00:05:12,307 --> 00:05:15,237 Babe, stay by my side. 121 00:05:15,307 --> 00:05:17,787 - Mm-hmm. 122 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,549 - Hi. - Hi. 123 00:05:19,617 --> 00:05:21,617 - Hi. - I know, I know. 124 00:05:21,686 --> 00:05:24,096 Hi. - Hi. 125 00:05:25,686 --> 00:05:28,136 [sighs] 126 00:05:28,204 --> 00:05:29,724 - Yo, what's up, Shosh? 127 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:31,450 - Hey. - Charles. 128 00:05:31,514 --> 00:05:33,824 - I knew that. How are you? 129 00:05:33,893 --> 00:05:36,343 - Straight out of rehab and shit. 130 00:05:36,411 --> 00:05:38,381 Third time's the charm, you know? 131 00:05:38,445 --> 00:05:41,335 - I don't. Talk later. 132 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:46,618 - Hey. I can't. 133 00:05:46,686 --> 00:05:50,026 [faint indistinct chatter] 134 00:05:51,514 --> 00:05:54,724 - Ugh, smell this. 135 00:05:55,548 --> 00:05:57,818 - Ugh, it smells like fish. - Smells like fish. 136 00:05:57,893 --> 00:06:01,173 - Gefilte fish is supposed to smell fresh, not like fish. 137 00:06:01,238 --> 00:06:02,688 - I bet Sharon made this. 138 00:06:02,755 --> 00:06:05,715 [both laugh] 139 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:07,240 - Those two old women remind me 140 00:06:07,307 --> 00:06:08,817 of Aunt Kim and my cousin Perry. 141 00:06:08,893 --> 00:06:11,243 They always complain about my Aunt Beverly's potato salad. 142 00:06:11,307 --> 00:06:13,377 No one ever eats it. - Why? 143 00:06:13,445 --> 00:06:16,135 - She's a little senile and leaves the potato salad 144 00:06:16,204 --> 00:06:18,274 out overnight and roaches will be in the shit. 145 00:06:18,342 --> 00:06:20,452 - Ew! - Here's the crazy part. 146 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,204 The roaches would be dead. 147 00:06:22,273 --> 00:06:23,653 Roaches survive nuclear explosions, 148 00:06:23,721 --> 00:06:26,411 but they die eating her shit. - [laughs] 149 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,890 - Oh, my God. - [gasps] 150 00:06:28,962 --> 00:06:31,142 - Shoshana, come here. - Here we go. 151 00:06:31,204 --> 00:06:33,554 Remember, my mom's a cunt. Smile. 152 00:06:33,617 --> 00:06:36,027 Hi! 153 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:39,070 - Are you losing weight? 154 00:06:39,135 --> 00:06:42,025 You have to watch that when you get older. 155 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:44,340 Yes, I could see your cheekbones, 156 00:06:44,411 --> 00:06:46,201 and not in that good model way, 157 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:48,653 but like those kids with the flies all over their faces. 158 00:06:48,721 --> 00:06:51,171 - Okay, Mom, thanks. - What? 159 00:06:51,238 --> 00:06:53,928 I'm not racist, but they are literally on TV 160 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,927 with the flies swarming all over their faces. 161 00:06:55,997 --> 00:06:58,197 It's just inhumane. 162 00:06:58,273 --> 00:07:00,793 Someone should swat them off, 163 00:07:00,859 --> 00:07:03,549 and that is probably why you're not married, 164 00:07:03,617 --> 00:07:05,447 and I have no grandchildren. 165 00:07:05,514 --> 00:07:08,484 - Mom, I'm divorced, and you have a grandson. 166 00:07:08,548 --> 00:07:10,578 - Well, I haven't seen him in so long, I forgot. 167 00:07:10,652 --> 00:07:12,622 - Well, a shiva is not the place to bring a child, 168 00:07:12,686 --> 00:07:14,066 in my opinion. 169 00:07:14,135 --> 00:07:15,375 It's also not the place to berate me 170 00:07:15,445 --> 00:07:16,645 and make me feel insecure. 171 00:07:16,721 --> 00:07:18,551 - Well, if you called me more often, 172 00:07:18,617 --> 00:07:21,337 I wouldn't have to do it here. 173 00:07:21,411 --> 00:07:23,031 - So where's Matt? 174 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,200 - You mean your father? 175 00:07:25,273 --> 00:07:27,273 - No, I mean your husband. 176 00:07:27,342 --> 00:07:30,452 - I don't know why you can't accept him as your father. 177 00:07:30,514 --> 00:07:34,034 I feel so bad for him over there, you know, 178 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,510 losing his son like that. 179 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:38,103 - Mom, you cheated on Dad with him. 180 00:07:38,169 --> 00:07:39,619 He will never be my fucking father. 181 00:07:39,686 --> 00:07:41,406 - You show some respect. 182 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,030 We just lost a son. 183 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:46,690 And besides, we're all family. 184 00:07:46,755 --> 00:07:48,195 - [giggles] 185 00:07:48,273 --> 00:07:50,583 - So who's your friend over there eating all our food? 186 00:07:50,652 --> 00:07:51,822 - Vince. 187 00:07:51,893 --> 00:07:53,823 - Oh. 188 00:07:53,893 --> 00:07:56,243 Is he your boyfriend? 189 00:07:56,307 --> 00:07:58,407 - No, just friends. 190 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:02,760 - Oh, well, in that case, welcome, Vincent. 191 00:08:02,824 --> 00:08:05,654 I'm sorry it's under such circumstances. 192 00:08:05,721 --> 00:08:08,341 - I'm so sorry for your loss. - [sighs] 193 00:08:08,411 --> 00:08:10,931 So what do you do, Vincent, besides eat all our food? 194 00:08:10,997 --> 00:08:12,507 - [laughs] 195 00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:13,963 - I'm a DJ. [both chuckle] 196 00:08:14,031 --> 00:08:16,201 - Huh. 197 00:08:16,273 --> 00:08:18,073 Of course. 198 00:08:18,135 --> 00:08:20,095 - Shoshana, what's up? 199 00:08:20,169 --> 00:08:23,139 You look...older. 200 00:08:23,204 --> 00:08:24,484 - Suck my dick. 201 00:08:24,548 --> 00:08:25,648 - Dick? 202 00:08:25,721 --> 00:08:27,141 So the transformation is complete. 203 00:08:27,204 --> 00:08:28,764 - Fuck off. 204 00:08:28,824 --> 00:08:31,484 - What's up, bro? Kevin, right? 205 00:08:31,548 --> 00:08:33,268 We met at my cousin's wedding a few years ago. 206 00:08:33,342 --> 00:08:35,482 - Not me. Vince. 207 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,998 - Yeah, not all Black people look alike. 208 00:08:38,066 --> 00:08:42,306 - Sorry, bro. Thought that was you. 209 00:08:42,376 --> 00:08:45,406 - Oh, shit. It does look like me. 210 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,690 - Yes, she has a type. 211 00:08:47,755 --> 00:08:49,475 - So these are my two dick brothers. 212 00:08:49,548 --> 00:08:51,268 This is Kyle, and this is Max. 213 00:08:51,342 --> 00:08:53,582 - Oh, that mouth. Such a lady. 214 00:08:53,652 --> 00:08:55,002 - What do you expect? 215 00:08:55,066 --> 00:08:56,576 She went to Michigan, for God's sake. 216 00:08:56,652 --> 00:08:57,822 - Oh, what? Think you're better 217 00:08:57,893 --> 00:08:59,073 'cause you went to fucking Harvard? 218 00:08:59,135 --> 00:09:00,335 - Fuck yeah. 219 00:09:00,411 --> 00:09:02,721 Harvard produces neurosurgeons. - Mm-hmm. 220 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:05,000 - Michigan produces dentists. 221 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,786 - Oh. [both laugh] 222 00:09:06,859 --> 00:09:09,509 - All right. Knock it off. 223 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,003 Show some respect. She's your sister. 224 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:14,306 So come with me, we're going to see the rabbi. 225 00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:18,100 - Assholes. 226 00:09:18,169 --> 00:09:19,549 - Wow. 227 00:09:23,273 --> 00:09:24,763 - Good morning. all: Good morning. 228 00:09:24,824 --> 00:09:27,864 - Mason was not a big fan of ritual, 229 00:09:27,928 --> 00:09:30,408 so I'm gonna keep this short. 230 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,650 Please rise. 231 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,890 "You who dwells in the shelter of the most high, 232 00:09:37,962 --> 00:09:41,032 "who abides in the shadow of the omnipotent, 233 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,070 "I say to you of the Lord, 234 00:09:43,135 --> 00:09:44,645 who is my refuge..." 235 00:09:44,721 --> 00:09:46,961 - You're reading it backwards, we read right to left. 236 00:09:47,031 --> 00:09:49,271 - Oh. - "My God, in whom I trust, 237 00:09:49,342 --> 00:09:51,862 "I will satisfy him with long life 238 00:09:51,928 --> 00:09:55,858 and show him my deliverance." 239 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,508 You can take your seats. 240 00:10:00,962 --> 00:10:04,452 I'd like to call on Mason's father to say a few words. 241 00:10:06,031 --> 00:10:08,031 - Didn't you try to fuck her? 242 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,410 - Dude, she's a rabbi now. 243 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,270 She gave me a hand job. 244 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,552 - [clears throat] 245 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:19,377 Mason was a good kid. 246 00:10:19,445 --> 00:10:22,335 No, a great kid. 247 00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:24,891 A memory that comes to mind is 248 00:10:24,962 --> 00:10:27,822 Mason donated his bar mitzvah money 249 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:31,173 to help build basketball courts in College Park. 250 00:10:31,238 --> 00:10:34,308 He wasn't just a big heart, 251 00:10:34,376 --> 00:10:37,926 he was wicked funny. 252 00:10:37,997 --> 00:10:40,887 I remember we were--Mason and I were at the supermarket, 253 00:10:40,962 --> 00:10:45,242 and a woman's water broke. 254 00:10:45,307 --> 00:10:48,407 I had to act fast, so right there in the cereal aisle, 255 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,100 I delivered a baby with Mason helping. 256 00:10:51,169 --> 00:10:52,449 [soft laughter] 257 00:10:52,514 --> 00:10:56,414 Afterward--Mason was nine-- 258 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,200 I jokingly told him, 259 00:10:58,273 --> 00:11:01,103 "I don't need to have the talk," 260 00:11:01,169 --> 00:11:02,929 and he responded, 261 00:11:02,997 --> 00:11:05,507 "I know where babies come from. 262 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:08,173 "My question is, 263 00:11:08,238 --> 00:11:10,788 how they got in there in the first place?" 264 00:11:10,859 --> 00:11:12,339 - Mason could have learned about babies 265 00:11:12,411 --> 00:11:14,791 from all the affairs his father was having. 266 00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:18,199 - Barb, Vincent is a guest. 267 00:11:18,273 --> 00:11:20,413 - I tell no lies. 268 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,650 - Okay. 269 00:11:23,721 --> 00:11:28,311 - Brandon, I would like you to meet my daughter, Shoshana. 270 00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:30,446 - Hi, nice to meet you. 271 00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:31,964 - Nice to meet you. 272 00:11:32,031 --> 00:11:34,271 - So the doctor told me it was a tumor. 273 00:11:34,342 --> 00:11:36,072 Now, I have my tumor, the lawyer. 274 00:11:36,135 --> 00:11:37,575 [laughter] 275 00:11:37,652 --> 00:11:40,792 - Lovely name, Shoshana. - So pretty. 276 00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:43,029 [indistinct conversation] 277 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,510 - [mouthing words] - Very unusual name. 278 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:47,073 I don't know how we came up with it. 279 00:11:47,135 --> 00:11:49,615 - Excuse me, ladies. 280 00:11:49,686 --> 00:11:50,816 - How are your parents? 281 00:11:50,893 --> 00:11:52,143 It's been so good to see them-- 282 00:11:52,204 --> 00:11:54,144 - Vincent, darling. How are you? 283 00:11:54,204 --> 00:11:57,314 - Hey, beautiful ceremony. Sorry again for your son. 284 00:11:57,376 --> 00:11:58,646 - Stepson. - Right. 285 00:11:58,721 --> 00:12:00,311 Let me go check on Shoshana. - No, no, no. 286 00:12:00,376 --> 00:12:01,886 Give her a minute, please. 287 00:12:01,962 --> 00:12:04,862 She's, you know, catching up with an old friend. 288 00:12:04,928 --> 00:12:08,408 - Old friend? - Old, old friend. 289 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,140 - He doesn't look that old to me. 290 00:12:10,204 --> 00:12:11,764 [both laugh] 291 00:12:11,824 --> 00:12:15,514 - Yeah, he's been a friend of the family forever, 292 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:18,863 and I think he used to have a little crush on her. 293 00:12:18,928 --> 00:12:20,338 - Really? - But... 294 00:12:20,411 --> 00:12:22,031 that was a long time ago. - Oh. 295 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,340 [both laugh] 296 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,511 I have an idea. 297 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:31,243 I have a private stock of rum behind the bar. 298 00:12:31,307 --> 00:12:33,337 Why don't you just go on in there, 299 00:12:33,411 --> 00:12:35,511 help yourself, relax, 300 00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:38,893 and I'll send Shoshana your way 301 00:12:38,962 --> 00:12:40,552 when she's finished with Brandon. 302 00:12:40,617 --> 00:12:42,067 - With Brandon? - Brandon. 303 00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:44,505 - Oh, Brandon, okay. - Okay. 304 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,583 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 305 00:12:47,652 --> 00:12:50,002 - You heard her. Let's go get the good stuff. 306 00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:51,306 - Oh, okay. Okay. 307 00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:54,306 [upbeat hip-hop music] 308 00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:58,196 ♪ ♪ 309 00:12:58,273 --> 00:12:59,893 - It's good stuff. 310 00:12:59,962 --> 00:13:01,932 The transcripts are the bomb diggity, man. 311 00:13:01,997 --> 00:13:04,717 You got an A in calculus, 312 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:09,070 you took statistics over the summer, you maniac. 313 00:13:09,135 --> 00:13:10,305 - Trust me, I'd rather be 314 00:13:10,376 --> 00:13:11,886 spinning records and chasing ass, 315 00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:14,072 but my mom believes, in order to get ahead, 316 00:13:14,135 --> 00:13:16,025 I have to be ahead. 317 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:19,620 - Instead of getting head. - Exactly. 318 00:13:19,686 --> 00:13:21,926 - Look, man, we'd love to have you in the engineering program. 319 00:13:21,997 --> 00:13:23,237 - Dope. 320 00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:24,927 [cell phone buzzes] - Hang on. 321 00:13:24,997 --> 00:13:26,267 Hello? 322 00:13:26,342 --> 00:13:28,722 Yeah, dude, I'm in the middle of an interview. 323 00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:31,580 Oh, damn. 324 00:13:31,652 --> 00:13:35,242 No, no, fliers already went out. 325 00:13:35,307 --> 00:13:36,687 I don't know, man. 326 00:13:36,755 --> 00:13:39,195 Just get somebody who doesn't throw lame parties. 327 00:13:39,273 --> 00:13:40,893 All right. 328 00:13:40,962 --> 00:13:42,102 - Everything cool? 329 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,409 - DJ bailed on us. 330 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,380 You know someone? - Yeah, me. 331 00:13:47,445 --> 00:13:48,645 Check out my Myspace page, 332 00:13:48,721 --> 00:13:50,271 I got my beats on there and everything. 333 00:13:50,342 --> 00:13:52,652 - You play hip-hop? - Nigga, what? 334 00:13:53,514 --> 00:13:56,454 [lively music] 335 00:13:56,514 --> 00:13:59,174 ♪ ♪ 336 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:02,138 [door creaks] 337 00:14:02,204 --> 00:14:04,484 - Relax, babe. You're so tense. 338 00:14:04,548 --> 00:14:06,028 - It's not fun watching your mother play 339 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,340 the family version of Tinder on my face, it's fucked up. 340 00:14:08,411 --> 00:14:10,001 - Not as fucked up as you 341 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,816 telling my mom we're just friends. 342 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,313 - Didn't that help you out? 343 00:14:13,376 --> 00:14:15,236 I don't wanna make things worse by adding 344 00:14:15,307 --> 00:14:17,027 a Black DJ boyfriend to the conversation. 345 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,960 - It's just sad you had to cover for me. 346 00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:20,651 She's so controlling. 347 00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,651 We always did everything she wanted. 348 00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:24,241 She treated us like slaves. 349 00:14:24,307 --> 00:14:26,167 - A slave? Really? 350 00:14:26,238 --> 00:14:28,268 - Oh, stop it. I'm Jewish. 351 00:14:28,342 --> 00:14:30,862 We were slaves first. - Debatable. 352 00:14:30,928 --> 00:14:33,238 I'm going to the bathroom. 353 00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:38,136 - Do you always have to act like a fucking moron? 354 00:14:38,204 --> 00:14:40,174 - I can't control my mother. 355 00:14:40,238 --> 00:14:41,788 - She asked if I'm pregnant. 356 00:14:41,859 --> 00:14:43,929 Do I look fucking pregnant to you? 357 00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:45,757 - No, no. 358 00:14:45,824 --> 00:14:47,484 But you eat a lot of bread. 359 00:14:47,548 --> 00:14:51,338 - You impotent, limp dick asshole. 360 00:14:51,411 --> 00:14:55,241 Be a man and stand up for your wife. 361 00:14:57,928 --> 00:15:00,028 - Vince. Hey, man. 362 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,760 - Hey. Everything okay? 363 00:15:01,824 --> 00:15:04,344 - Uh, ye--no. 364 00:15:04,411 --> 00:15:06,581 Whatever. Women, right? 365 00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:09,692 - Yeah, sure. - About that dick thing. 366 00:15:09,755 --> 00:15:10,855 - I didn't hear anything about your dick. 367 00:15:10,928 --> 00:15:13,448 - Okay. But I'm not impotent, 368 00:15:13,514 --> 00:15:14,694 So you know. 369 00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:16,785 - I never needed to know that. - Cool. 370 00:15:16,859 --> 00:15:18,719 But I'm saying if I was, 371 00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:20,820 you heard that voice, man. 372 00:15:20,893 --> 00:15:23,513 No one's dick could get hard listening to that shrill. 373 00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:26,893 See, that's why I'm filing for divorce. 374 00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:29,382 I need a woman who can get my dick hard. 375 00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:30,925 Like really hard. 376 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,887 - I'ma go drain mine now, so... 377 00:15:33,962 --> 00:15:35,792 [door creaks] 378 00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:42,454 [lively music] 379 00:15:42,514 --> 00:15:48,414 ♪ ♪ 380 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,691 - Matt, my Henry had the worst stomach cancer, 381 00:15:51,755 --> 00:15:53,815 it eats you from the inside out. 382 00:15:53,893 --> 00:15:56,143 - Nelson had colon cancer. 383 00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:58,764 Thank God the doctors caught it in time. 384 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,144 We checked 'cause of that Ruth Bader Ginsberg. 385 00:16:01,204 --> 00:16:03,484 - She was a tough cookie. 386 00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:11,272 [cell phone chimes] 387 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,337 - Shoshana, you have some gum? 388 00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:18,721 - Are you really gonna hit on a girl at her brother's shiva? 389 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,930 - I don't think Mason gives a shit. 390 00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:23,337 - Check my purse. 391 00:16:23,411 --> 00:16:25,621 - What the fuck is this? 392 00:16:25,686 --> 00:16:27,196 - Put it back. 393 00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:30,033 - You listening to Rick Ross and drinking brown liquor too? 394 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,380 - Give it back. - I wonder what-- 395 00:16:31,445 --> 00:16:32,785 I wonder what Mom thinks about this. 396 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,719 - Why do you have to be such an asshole? 397 00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:37,550 - 23andMe says I do. - [scoffs] 398 00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:39,197 Wait! [both chuckle] 399 00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:41,343 - Hey, you found my vape pen. 400 00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:43,481 - This is yours? - Yeah, no big deal. 401 00:16:43,548 --> 00:16:44,818 Weed is legal, right? 402 00:16:44,893 --> 00:16:46,313 - Not in Georgia. 403 00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:48,136 - You gonna snitch? 404 00:16:48,204 --> 00:16:50,384 We should smoke together. 405 00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:51,505 - Yeah. 406 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,653 - Mm. - I'm so sorry. 407 00:16:54,721 --> 00:16:56,481 - Nice. - My condolences. 408 00:16:57,445 --> 00:16:59,615 - Man, I needed this. 409 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,136 - That's some good shit. 410 00:17:01,204 --> 00:17:03,454 - Wait, it's cool to pass a joint during a pandemic? 411 00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:06,414 - Yeah, it's all about finger placement. 412 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,410 [leisurely music] 413 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,790 I prefer to smoke flower when outdoors. 414 00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:12,929 Ain't nobody gonna trip that we smoking out here, right? 415 00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:14,647 - No, it's fine. 416 00:17:14,721 --> 00:17:17,171 Our mom's allergies, an elephant can fart in her face, 417 00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:18,308 she's not gonna smell shit. 418 00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:20,096 - Fuck that. I'm a married man. 419 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,619 Kyle, tell me the story about the girl from Starbucks, 420 00:17:22,686 --> 00:17:23,956 and talk really slow. 421 00:17:24,031 --> 00:17:28,071 - Vince, this girl had fiery hair. 422 00:17:28,135 --> 00:17:31,755 Tits like ripe cantaloupes, ripe as shit. 423 00:17:31,824 --> 00:17:35,414 She had nipples like two thumbs. 424 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,030 - Yeah, that's weird. - Mm-mm. 425 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,690 Not when you're a married man. 426 00:17:38,755 --> 00:17:40,235 My wife's nipples are inverted, 427 00:17:40,307 --> 00:17:43,137 they're like two little mouths on the end of the tits. 428 00:17:43,204 --> 00:17:45,074 - I don't wanna hear about your wife's sad nipples. 429 00:17:45,135 --> 00:17:47,755 - Finish the story. - Okay, dude, okay. 430 00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:49,554 So she was drunk, right? 431 00:17:49,617 --> 00:17:52,237 Drunk enough for fun, not Cosby level. 432 00:17:52,307 --> 00:17:54,197 And we're on the couch, we're going at it. 433 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,343 She's sucking my balls, licking my ass. 434 00:17:56,411 --> 00:17:59,341 She's good to go, then things got freaky. 435 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,791 She pulls a strap-on out of her bag. 436 00:18:01,859 --> 00:18:05,169 Yeah, she starts fucking me in the ass with a dildo. 437 00:18:05,238 --> 00:18:06,788 - Wait, wait, wait, time out. 438 00:18:06,859 --> 00:18:09,619 She started fucking you in the ass with a dildo? 439 00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:12,166 - We both came. Twice. 440 00:18:12,238 --> 00:18:14,648 ♪ ♪ 441 00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:16,201 - I'm not gonna lie to you, man. 442 00:18:16,273 --> 00:18:18,073 It sounds kinda gay. 443 00:18:18,135 --> 00:18:21,305 - No, as long as there's a woman back there doing it, 444 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,136 it's not gay. Right, Vince? 445 00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:25,554 - Dude, it's gay. It's okay, I don't care. 446 00:18:25,617 --> 00:18:27,477 - Dude, it's not gay. - No, I'm pretty sure that 447 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:28,818 getting fucked in the ass is, like, 448 00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:30,893 one of the requirements of being gay. 449 00:18:30,962 --> 00:18:32,172 - All right. 450 00:18:32,238 --> 00:18:34,098 - But if it was a Swedish bike ride, 451 00:18:34,169 --> 00:18:37,239 then that wouldn't be gay. Right, Vince? 452 00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:40,067 - Uh...it depends. 453 00:18:40,135 --> 00:18:41,685 - On? 454 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:44,165 - Were you on your knees or on your back? 455 00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:47,448 - Good question. 456 00:18:47,514 --> 00:18:48,934 - On my back. 457 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,997 ♪ ♪ 458 00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:55,196 [music playing softly] - ♪ That's where we defer ♪ 459 00:18:55,273 --> 00:18:58,653 ♪ Took too much space from me ♪ 460 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,621 - Why are you being so quiet? 461 00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:03,406 - I'm still traumatized about your brother 462 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,170 getting fucked in the ass by his girlfriend. 463 00:19:05,238 --> 00:19:07,858 - That's not new for Kyle. 464 00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:09,168 - Well, my family was crazy, 465 00:19:09,238 --> 00:19:10,958 but you white folks is on some other shit. 466 00:19:11,031 --> 00:19:14,651 - Yeah, we're a wild bunch. [chuckles] 467 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,200 - Speaking of wild, 468 00:19:17,273 --> 00:19:19,793 what's up with this Brandon dude? 469 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,689 - I told you, it was nothing, 470 00:19:21,755 --> 00:19:24,265 - But why do you have to go along with it? 471 00:19:24,342 --> 00:19:26,102 You a grown-ass woman. 472 00:19:26,169 --> 00:19:28,409 - It's hard. 473 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,650 I can never be myself around my family 474 00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:33,071 until I'm having a shiva for my mother. 475 00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:35,545 You can never be yourself 476 00:19:35,617 --> 00:19:37,197 until your parents die, 477 00:19:37,273 --> 00:19:38,933 because until then, you're just living, 478 00:19:38,997 --> 00:19:42,307 having them projecting all their flaws onto you. 479 00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:43,816 - Hmm. 480 00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:46,343 It's clear your mother is messed up. 481 00:19:46,411 --> 00:19:48,001 Is your dad at least cool? 482 00:19:48,066 --> 00:19:51,686 - Yeah. Yeah, he was. 483 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,195 He died four years ago. 484 00:19:54,273 --> 00:19:57,793 I think her cheating killed him. 485 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,343 So what about you? 486 00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:03,761 Are you close to your parents? 487 00:20:03,824 --> 00:20:05,584 - Me and my mom were until she moved away 488 00:20:05,652 --> 00:20:10,452 to live with my brother Rance, so we don't talk as much. 489 00:20:10,514 --> 00:20:12,454 As for my dad, I only saw him a couple of times 490 00:20:12,514 --> 00:20:15,484 until he committed to being absent. 491 00:20:16,962 --> 00:20:21,312 So you could say he died too. 492 00:20:21,376 --> 00:20:26,956 - I should never have brought a kid into this crazy family. 493 00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:32,819 [lively music] 494 00:20:32,893 --> 00:20:39,893 ♪ ♪ 495 00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:45,340 - Oh, hell nah. 496 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,451 - Oh, shit. It's extra crispy. 497 00:20:50,238 --> 00:20:53,168 [funky music playing] 498 00:20:53,238 --> 00:20:59,858 ♪ ♪ 499 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,647 - [sighs] 500 00:21:18,997 --> 00:21:21,027 I guess Mama finally got what she wanted, huh? 501 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,620 - The Christian Brothers? 502 00:21:22,686 --> 00:21:24,336 Ma always keeps that in the cupboard. 503 00:21:24,411 --> 00:21:26,311 [both chuckle] 504 00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:28,306 - Look, she didn't give me a choice either. 505 00:21:28,376 --> 00:21:30,856 On my second birthday, she got me a calculator. 506 00:21:30,928 --> 00:21:32,168 - At least you got that. 507 00:21:32,238 --> 00:21:35,788 My second birthday, she gave me an abacus. 508 00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,409 - Actually, I gave you that. 509 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,580 Why should I have all the fun? 510 00:21:40,652 --> 00:21:43,482 - [mouths words] 511 00:21:45,169 --> 00:21:47,169 Let me ask you something. 512 00:21:47,238 --> 00:21:50,928 If you wasn't an engineer, what would you do? 513 00:21:50,997 --> 00:21:53,857 - I don't know. - No clue? 514 00:21:53,928 --> 00:21:55,238 - Nah. 515 00:21:55,307 --> 00:21:57,547 Once Ma found out I was good at math, 516 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,307 being an engineer was drilled into my head. 517 00:21:59,376 --> 00:22:02,506 Her dream became mine. 518 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,623 - I blame Uncle Willie's ass. 519 00:22:04,686 --> 00:22:06,406 He had to become an engineer and get that job 520 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,030 at Northrop in Cali. [haughty chuckle] 521 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:11,550 - Hey, yo, remember that Corvette he brought? 522 00:22:11,617 --> 00:22:13,577 - Remember? That's all Ma talked about. 523 00:22:13,652 --> 00:22:15,072 By the way, good job buying her one. 524 00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:16,885 - Like I had a choice. 525 00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:18,862 - Hey, Rance. 526 00:22:18,928 --> 00:22:21,858 [upbeat music playing] 527 00:22:21,928 --> 00:22:24,688 ♪ ♪ 528 00:22:24,755 --> 00:22:27,545 - I got into the program, but I'm not gonna do it. 529 00:22:27,617 --> 00:22:30,757 I got a job deejaying. That gig pays so well. 530 00:22:30,824 --> 00:22:34,204 I could blow up for real at the right club. 531 00:22:34,273 --> 00:22:37,343 - DJ? Are you crazy? 532 00:22:37,411 --> 00:22:38,651 Ma is gonna kill you. 533 00:22:38,721 --> 00:22:40,341 - She shouldn't. It ain't producing, 534 00:22:40,411 --> 00:22:42,141 which takes years to get big in, 535 00:22:42,204 --> 00:22:44,694 and plus, Ma don't even know what producing is anyway. 536 00:22:44,755 --> 00:22:48,235 But with deejaying I'm getting paid now, paid well. 537 00:22:48,307 --> 00:22:50,887 That's what she cares about, right? 538 00:22:50,962 --> 00:22:53,552 - She cares about her sons being a big deal. 539 00:22:53,617 --> 00:22:55,757 - I'ma be a big deal. - How are you so sure? 540 00:22:55,824 --> 00:22:59,624 - ♪ It's the same feeling I always seem to get ♪ 541 00:22:59,686 --> 00:23:02,646 - Like you, I have no other choice. 542 00:23:06,755 --> 00:23:08,475 [lively music] 543 00:23:08,548 --> 00:23:10,238 - That's crazy, and you totally rescued him? 544 00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:13,137 - Yeah. It was all reflex. 545 00:23:13,204 --> 00:23:14,824 - Oh, my gosh. - I couldn't believe it. 546 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,383 - That's amazing. Your work is incredible. 547 00:23:17,445 --> 00:23:19,475 - Well, thank you, that means a lot coming from you. 548 00:23:19,548 --> 00:23:22,788 - Hey, babe. - Hey, Vince. 549 00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:24,309 - Hey, Vince. I'm Brandon. 550 00:23:24,376 --> 00:23:26,996 It's nice to meet you. - Shoshana, can I speak to you? 551 00:23:27,066 --> 00:23:29,786 - Yeah, sure. Sorry. 552 00:23:29,859 --> 00:23:31,889 [faint indistinct chatter] 553 00:23:31,962 --> 00:23:34,722 [mournful cello music playing] 554 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:36,000 - I know we're not together, together, 555 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:37,686 but tell the dude it ain't happening. 556 00:23:37,755 --> 00:23:40,265 - What do you want me to do, make a scene? 557 00:23:40,342 --> 00:23:42,652 - Yes. - I can't. 558 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,451 - What am I supposed to do? Just sit back and watch this 559 00:23:44,514 --> 00:23:46,624 corny motherfucker get at you like I'm chopped liver? 560 00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:47,996 - It's a couple more days, 561 00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:49,886 and you don't have to deal with this anymore. 562 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,792 [scoffs] 563 00:23:51,859 --> 00:23:54,239 - [laughs] 564 00:23:55,169 --> 00:23:57,099 - Vince! 565 00:23:58,997 --> 00:24:00,507 - Oh. Sorry! 566 00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:03,273 Didn't know anyone was in here. - No, I was just leaving. 567 00:24:07,617 --> 00:24:10,717 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 568 00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:14,380 No, I don't know. I was--I-- 569 00:24:14,445 --> 00:24:17,095 I just got a text from my lawyer. 570 00:24:17,169 --> 00:24:19,689 - Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry. 571 00:24:19,755 --> 00:24:22,955 Max told me about the divorce. 572 00:24:23,031 --> 00:24:26,581 - Divorce? Divorce? 573 00:24:28,169 --> 00:24:30,029 How do you know about that? 574 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:32,930 I just got the text now. 575 00:24:32,997 --> 00:24:35,717 When did he tell you? Huh? 576 00:24:35,790 --> 00:24:37,790 You know something? 577 00:24:37,859 --> 00:24:39,479 What is that shit stain say to you? 578 00:24:39,548 --> 00:24:40,928 And don't lie to me, because I know you were out 579 00:24:40,997 --> 00:24:42,817 in the garden just smoking weed with him. 580 00:24:42,893 --> 00:24:44,003 - Lady, this ain't my business. 581 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,236 - Oh, but getting my husband high is? 582 00:24:46,307 --> 00:24:50,197 - I--I-- shit, shit, shit, shit, wait! 583 00:24:50,273 --> 00:24:52,383 - You fucking asshole. 584 00:24:52,445 --> 00:24:55,405 You told a fucking stranger we were already divorced? 585 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,480 You just filed yesterday. 586 00:24:58,548 --> 00:25:00,548 - Whoa! - Oh, my God! 587 00:25:00,617 --> 00:25:02,547 - Pencil dick loser! - Did she say pencil? 588 00:25:02,617 --> 00:25:04,477 - It's not shaped like a pencil, 589 00:25:04,548 --> 00:25:05,718 but it's got some girth. 590 00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:08,100 - Shut up. How could you? 591 00:25:08,169 --> 00:25:11,379 - Me? How could you? 592 00:25:11,445 --> 00:25:13,065 I thought we were family. 593 00:25:13,135 --> 00:25:14,685 - Family? I don't know you white people. 594 00:25:14,755 --> 00:25:16,645 - Listen, you come to our house, 595 00:25:16,721 --> 00:25:19,931 and you eat at our table while we mourn our dead son. 596 00:25:19,997 --> 00:25:23,617 How dare you insert yourself into the family business? 597 00:25:23,686 --> 00:25:25,686 - I didn't insert me. He inserted me. 598 00:25:25,755 --> 00:25:27,165 - You sound gay, bro. 599 00:25:27,238 --> 00:25:28,688 - Oh, says the dude who let his girlfriend 600 00:25:28,755 --> 00:25:31,165 fuck him in the ass with a dildo. 601 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,408 - I told you that in confidence. 602 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,760 Dude can't keep his mouth shut. 603 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,274 - This is all Shoshana's fault. She brought him. 604 00:25:36,342 --> 00:25:38,692 - You gotta go. - I'm not going nowhere. 605 00:25:38,755 --> 00:25:41,025 Shoshana invited me, and I'm here to support her. 606 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:42,510 But with the way y'all acting crazy, 607 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,513 I see why she needed me to be here. 608 00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:45,763 - I'm crazy? - Are you kidding me? 609 00:25:45,824 --> 00:25:47,204 - Guys, guys, everybody? 610 00:25:47,273 --> 00:25:48,723 [overlapping chatter] 611 00:25:48,790 --> 00:25:50,000 - You crazy. 612 00:25:50,066 --> 00:25:52,996 - Everybody. Everybody, shut the fuck up! 613 00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:59,620 This is not Vince's fault, this is our fault. 614 00:25:59,686 --> 00:26:00,816 I feel like every time we get together, 615 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,073 we pretend that we like each other. 616 00:26:02,135 --> 00:26:04,855 Mom, you're so controlling. 617 00:26:04,928 --> 00:26:08,618 And Max, you don't like being married or being a dad. 618 00:26:08,686 --> 00:26:10,646 Kyle, you're gay. Yeah. 619 00:26:10,721 --> 00:26:13,651 Or gender fluid, binary, whatever. 620 00:26:13,721 --> 00:26:16,271 Just stand in your truth. 621 00:26:17,928 --> 00:26:19,718 We lie to each other at every event, 622 00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:22,480 whether it's a birthday party or a fucking memorial. 623 00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:23,858 I mean, we might be family, 624 00:26:23,928 --> 00:26:25,238 but I feel like we don't even know each other. 625 00:26:25,307 --> 00:26:27,067 And that's probably why Max felt more comfortable 626 00:26:27,135 --> 00:26:29,025 telling Vince about his divorce than any of us, 627 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:33,100 'cause he knew that we would just judge him, 628 00:26:33,169 --> 00:26:35,959 not support him or show empathy. 629 00:26:36,031 --> 00:26:37,381 I'm sorry. 630 00:26:37,445 --> 00:26:38,715 Just judge, 631 00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:41,930 like he's some random person off the street, 632 00:26:41,997 --> 00:26:43,997 and that's not family. 633 00:26:46,617 --> 00:26:48,477 Truth is, we're nothing more than strangers at a shiva. 634 00:26:48,548 --> 00:26:51,138 - That is not true. Now you come down here, 635 00:26:51,204 --> 00:26:53,964 because she is not well, clearly jungle fever. 636 00:26:54,031 --> 00:26:55,621 - No. Mom! 637 00:26:55,686 --> 00:26:59,026 Mom, I am living my YOLO, 638 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,270 or FOMO, or whatever the kids say. 639 00:27:01,342 --> 00:27:03,242 No? - You're out of line. 640 00:27:03,307 --> 00:27:04,857 - She's right. 641 00:27:04,928 --> 00:27:08,448 This shiva's been a shit show from the beginning. 642 00:27:08,514 --> 00:27:11,274 Everyone's been focusing on themselves. 643 00:27:11,342 --> 00:27:15,102 Mason's life was about doing what he felt was important, 644 00:27:15,169 --> 00:27:17,929 no matter what anyone feels. 645 00:27:17,997 --> 00:27:20,447 That's legacy. 646 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:25,584 If I've learned anything, it's that life is short. 647 00:27:25,652 --> 00:27:29,272 Shoshana, I know my love for your mom 648 00:27:29,342 --> 00:27:31,762 started with infidelity, 649 00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:35,074 but I love you as my own. 650 00:27:35,135 --> 00:27:38,475 I want nothing but the best for you. 651 00:27:40,652 --> 00:27:43,482 - Oh. - Oh! 652 00:27:43,548 --> 00:27:46,138 [laughs] 653 00:27:46,204 --> 00:27:48,794 - You know, y'all applaud at anything, really? 654 00:27:50,686 --> 00:27:54,576 - Sorry you had to see how fucked up we are. 655 00:27:54,652 --> 00:27:57,452 - That was just Black shit without the potato salad. 656 00:27:57,514 --> 00:27:59,864 [both laugh] 657 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,998 Nobody's family is perfect. 658 00:28:02,066 --> 00:28:04,856 - True. 659 00:28:04,928 --> 00:28:06,928 Sometimes you have to look crazy in the eye 660 00:28:06,997 --> 00:28:09,687 and take a stand. 661 00:28:16,376 --> 00:28:18,306 - I got it, baby. 662 00:28:18,376 --> 00:28:20,786 I know you got work to do for school. 663 00:28:20,859 --> 00:28:23,449 - Ma, it's cool, I can still help. 664 00:28:26,859 --> 00:28:30,449 - What's wrong? 665 00:28:30,514 --> 00:28:33,274 - Nothing. 666 00:28:33,342 --> 00:28:35,382 - Talk, son. 667 00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:39,451 - I got a job deejaying, 668 00:28:39,514 --> 00:28:42,244 pays $1,000 a weekend. 669 00:28:43,859 --> 00:28:45,449 - That's good. 670 00:28:45,514 --> 00:28:46,824 That'll help you pay for school 671 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:50,483 and keep you out of my purse for a change. 672 00:28:50,548 --> 00:28:53,168 - Exactly. 673 00:28:53,238 --> 00:28:55,478 - You're a good son, Vincent. 674 00:28:55,548 --> 00:28:57,788 - ♪ Held on to every word ♪ 675 00:28:57,859 --> 00:29:01,269 ♪ Couldn't let you go and called it hope ♪ 676 00:29:01,342 --> 00:29:04,892 ♪ Now I'm so low, I can't ignore ♪ 677 00:29:04,962 --> 00:29:08,692 ♪ We only ever made it worse ♪ 678 00:29:08,755 --> 00:29:11,855 ♪ Then we become a brush fire ♪ 679 00:29:11,928 --> 00:29:16,168 ♪ Burning all the pain ♪ 680 00:29:16,238 --> 00:29:19,818 ♪ How can we survive a desert ♪ 681 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:23,693 [line trilling] 682 00:29:23,755 --> 00:29:26,375 - Hey, Ma. - Who is this? 683 00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:28,445 - It's me, Mama, Vince. 684 00:29:28,514 --> 00:29:30,414 - Oh, hey, baby. 685 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,690 How are you? 686 00:29:32,755 --> 00:29:35,855 - I'm good. 687 00:29:35,928 --> 00:29:39,508 Look, I need to talk to you about something. 688 00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:42,723 - ♪ Hard rain in LA ♪ 689 00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:45,450 - I'm gonna pursue my dream of producing music. 690 00:29:45,514 --> 00:29:50,104 I deejayed for a while because, honestly, I was afraid. 691 00:29:50,169 --> 00:29:52,269 Afraid of what you were gonna think, 692 00:29:52,342 --> 00:29:56,342 afraid of what you were gonna say if I failed. 693 00:29:56,411 --> 00:30:01,241 I mean, I can't fail that bad playing records, you know? 694 00:30:01,307 --> 00:30:05,507 So instead of chasing my dream of being a producer, 695 00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:08,653 I settled. 696 00:30:09,962 --> 00:30:11,722 I know you want what's best for me, 697 00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:16,240 but this is what I want, 698 00:30:16,307 --> 00:30:19,817 and I hope you understand that. 699 00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:22,554 - Okay, Vincent. 700 00:30:22,617 --> 00:30:24,507 I love music. 701 00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:27,453 Remember the time when you played 702 00:30:27,514 --> 00:30:29,894 on that thing in your room? 703 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:32,342 I liked it. 704 00:30:32,411 --> 00:30:34,931 - Ma, you hated it. 705 00:30:34,997 --> 00:30:39,027 - Be happy, son. Play your music. 706 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,790 - Ma, you didn't want me to play music. 707 00:30:41,859 --> 00:30:43,619 You kicked me out of the house, remember? 708 00:30:43,686 --> 00:30:45,406 - Who's out the house? 709 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,580 It better not be that cat. 710 00:30:47,652 --> 00:30:49,892 Rance, is the cat out the house? 711 00:30:49,962 --> 00:30:52,622 - No--no, Mom? - The cat--where's-- 712 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,236 - I'm right here, Mom. - Where's--no. 713 00:30:54,307 --> 00:30:55,547 I can't even have my cat. 714 00:30:55,617 --> 00:30:57,267 - Hello? Hello? 715 00:30:57,342 --> 00:31:00,312 - Where's the cat at? Come on. 716 00:31:00,376 --> 00:31:02,956 - Hey, bro. - Come here, kitty. 717 00:31:03,031 --> 00:31:05,411 - Ma's not feeling well. I gotta go calm her down. 718 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,790 - Come on home. 719 00:31:06,859 --> 00:31:09,929 - She's, um, she's getting worse? 720 00:31:09,997 --> 00:31:12,377 - Depends on the day. 721 00:31:12,445 --> 00:31:16,265 You good? 722 00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:18,652 - Yeah. - Magic, come on home! 723 00:31:18,721 --> 00:31:20,551 Baby, come on home! - Ma's looking for Magic. 724 00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:21,997 - I can't even have my cat! 725 00:31:22,066 --> 00:31:24,716 - Cat's been dead for years now. 726 00:31:24,790 --> 00:31:27,310 - Kiss her for me, all right? 727 00:31:27,376 --> 00:31:32,306 - ♪ Boy, you know what to say before I turn away ♪ 728 00:31:32,376 --> 00:31:34,816 - [clears throat] 729 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:39,933 - ♪ Your words hit me like a hard rain in LA ♪ 730 00:31:39,997 --> 00:31:41,997 ♪ ♪ 731 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,926 [upbeat hip-hop music playing] 732 00:31:44,997 --> 00:31:52,027 ♪ ♪ 733 00:32:13,445 --> 00:32:17,575 [upbeat hip-hop music] 734 00:32:17,652 --> 00:32:24,652 ♪ ♪ 735 00:32:24,702 --> 00:32:29,252 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52224

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