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- Previously on "Bigger"...
- What about you and yo' man?
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- He says all the right things,
but I don't know.
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- Yo, you need some money?
- I'm fine.
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The job hunt is going well.
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- Tracey, I didn't know you--
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- Be quiet and listen.
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We gon' do this,
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we doing it by my rules.
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- Come on, man,
you're not fooling anybody.
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Why don't you tell her
how you really feel?
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- There was something I wanted
to say.
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- Something to say about us
being together?
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- I never made a decision
and went after you,
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but I'm doing that now, right?
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- I just want to be friends.
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[hip-hop music in background]
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♪ ♪
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- You've always had
such an unusual face.
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Proportions are just off.
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- My proportions are sexy.
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I mean, you had it so good.
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No student loans, supple skin,
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you had just discovered
your dad's Playboy collection,
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and you definitely didn't have
these grown-up problems.
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- Um...
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, you thought you were just
gonna lift that up by yourself?
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- I am a very strong,
independent Black woman.
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- Who needs my help.
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- You're right. Thanks, dude.
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I gotta admit, it's been
pretty weird since the wedding,
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but being clear with Deon
has helped me.
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Deon will be better with it
in time
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when he sees that I'm right.
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- Hey, my lovelies.
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So you're probably spending
your Saturday relaxing
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while I'm spending my day
helping my friend
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get his life together.
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You best not say anything to me
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when I ask you for a ride
to the airport.
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- You better get
your dirty-ass shoes
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off my expensive coffee table.
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- You never said
where you're staying.
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- Oh, I'm renting a room
on Airbnb.
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- You're Airbnbing
your place out
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just to rent another place
for yourself?
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I thought you wanted
to save money.
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- Yeah, I assumed you'd stay
with one of us.
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[energetic hip-hop]
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- Ooh!
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Let's go!
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Ooh-ooh! Ey!
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- What the fuck is wrong
with you?
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- Turn up! Ey!
- Hey, man, what are you doing?
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- What up? What up?
- Turn it down!
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- It's a party.
- No! It's not a party!
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It's early in the morning!
I'm trying to fucking sleep!
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- Hey, I'll turn it up.
- No, turn it down!
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- We're going up.
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- So yes, as you see,
based on the numbers
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from my sample budget
that I sent over...
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- Oh, yeah! Oh!
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- Yeah, and--
yes, and the commitment
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to being on top--I mean...
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- [enthusiastic moaning]
- [laughs]
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You know,
thank you so much for--
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for your time
in the game, and--
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yes, be safe.
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- [enthusiastic moaning]
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- [screaming]
- Oh! Oh!
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- Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
- Oh! Oh!
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- [sighs]
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Before things went south
with me and Deon,
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he would have stayed with me
because we're friends
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and that's what friends do,
so...
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I have a lot of space,
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so why don't you just stay
with me?
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- The female panda is
only receptive to mating
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a few days a year.
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So in the moment
of Ling Ling's arousal,
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Ya Xuan must be prepared.
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Coordination can be difficult
at first.
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Captive-born pandas
appear to have lost
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the knowledge of how to get
into the right position.
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In the lives of panda's,
position is everything
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due to the male's
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disproportionately
short penis.
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- [scoffs]
Yeah.
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I appreciate that.
Thank you.
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[upbeat synth music]
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♪ ♪
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[chatter and laughter]
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- You put a little seasoning
in there, heh?
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- Oh, I am so glad
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that we get to kick it together
without all of that TV drama.
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- For real, I'm tired of acting
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like we don't get along
for the cameras.
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I mean, I do have a degree
in theater, but still.
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- That's why you be
so extra dramatic.
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I get it now.
- Thank you.
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- But listen, girl,
you have been in the game
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for a minute now, okay?
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But I'm ready to get out-out.
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You know what I mean?
- Mm-hmm.
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- I just feel like
I want to go on
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to something bigger,
something better.
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Maybe like "Real Housewives
of Atlanta" or something.
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- Girl.
- What you think?
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- Me too.
- Oh, right now?
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Yes!
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- That isn't my endgame.
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I wanna start a line
of organic weaves.
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- I can see that for you.
- I see it. I see it.
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- I can see that for you.
- Absolutely.
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- What you wanna do?
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- Y'all eating it right now.
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- What you mean?
what we eating?
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- [laughs]
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- What's she on about?
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- Girl, calm down.
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- Okay, come on.
[laughter]
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- This is my new business.
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Lit & Light cuisine.
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- Oh, Lit & Light.
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I like it.
I l-l-like.
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- Girl, you do not look like
you can cook.
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- Mm-mm.
- That's a fact. At all.
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- But this is really good.
- Y'all shady.
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[laughter]
- That's a fact.
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- But I love y'all.
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- Let's toast
to your new business.
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Come on.
- Okay.
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- Girl, get up.
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- You know I gotta get
my roughage in there.
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[laughter]
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- To love, your new life,
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and your new business.
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- Yes, bitches!
[all cheering]
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[soft music]
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- Ta-da.
- Okay. I see you.
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- [laughs]
- Chef Boyar-Veronica.
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- I guess.
- Wow.
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You know, this is
the first night
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I ever spent at your spot.
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I can get used to this.
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- Oh, yeah, no, you shouldn't
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because one,
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I sometimes snore, and two,
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I just burned
through half a loaf of bread
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just to get
these two pieces of toast.
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- It's not that bad.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Let me see. Mmm.
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What?
- Oh, wow.
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Women's Power
and Prestige Awards.
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This organization wants me
to be an honoree
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at this year's ceremony
for the real estate category.
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- You gotta be kidding me.
That's amazing.
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So wait a minute.
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So you, like, running things
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and holding things down
in the kitchen?
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Did I, like, hit the lottery
with you?
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Yo, we gotta celebrate.
Let me take you to lunch.
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- That's nice,
but, you know, actually,
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I have to meet the architect
for my new house.
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- Well, let me see.
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- Yeah, let me show you
the floor plan.
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- Come on. Come on. Let me see.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Wow, this is nice.
This is nice.
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I mean, it could use, like,
a tricked-out theater,
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I mean, a home gym,
but, I mean,
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we can eventually add on.
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- "We" can add on?
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- Okay, baby,
I don't think you know
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how serious I am
about our future.
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Like, whether it's a house
you buy or one I buy,
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I can see us both in it,
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because this,
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breakfast in bed
with my baby...
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- Mm-hmm.
- I can do this.
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I could do this.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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- We can do this.
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- Yeah.
- This house nice.
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I can see a theater right here.
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I can see a gym right here.
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We don't need a nursery.
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- Yeah.
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- If Summer Walker's stylist
comes in,
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do not threaten her again.
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Hold up. Let me call you back.
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- [indistinct muttering]
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[sighs]
1,001.
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[grunting]
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- He's been doing push-ups
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and stinking up my house
for two weeks.
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It's easy to just be friends
when he smells like a mistake.
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[laughs]
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It smells like prison
and dead feet in here.
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[tense music]
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- [sniffs]
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♪ ♪
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- [whistling]
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[smooth music]
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh, that smells
so much better
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than the breakfast
I don't make every morning.
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- Then hurry up and come get it
while it's hot.
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- Wow.
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- Oh!
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[laughs]
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- Is this a problem?
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- I mean, I wanna just
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rub my toast across your face.
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- Oh, whatever, dude.
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- Sorry?
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- [crunching]
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Bacon is so good.
[both laugh]
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Sometimes, I think I can be,
like, a vegan or a vegetarian,
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but bacon is such a big part
of my life.
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- Yeah, bacon is a blessing.
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- [laughs]
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So how's the job hunt going?
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- I have a final interview
at a firm
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no one's ever heard of.
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- Congratulations.
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- Thanks.
I'm probably not gonna take it.
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I see myself at least working
at a Fortune 500 company.
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- Well, it might not be
the most ideal situation,
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but when I worked
at a larger firm,
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I felt like I got lost
in the corporate sauce,
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and sometimes,
smaller companies offer
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bigger opportunities
and more responsibility.
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- I hear you, but to be honest,
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I felt like I already lowered
the bar.
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I mean, I started
with Fortune 100 companies,
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you know?
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What's going on with you?
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- Oh, busy.
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I mean, ever since
Billie Eilish's stylist
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tagged Back in the Day
on her look,
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the phone's been ringing
nonstop.
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So now there's
all this pressure
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to create a new fashion moment.
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And, I mean, it's great,
but it's a lot.
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- Anything else going on
in your head?
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- Um, no.
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I mean, that's really all
I have time for.
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So that's it.
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I mean, that could change,
though.
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Oh, my God, bacon!
[both laugh nervously]
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- Here you go.
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You're late and you look crazy.
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- Okay, I didn't have time
to get cute
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because my boy Deon lives
at my house,
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you know,
and he made breakfast,
255
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,298
and honestly,
it wasn't that good,
256
00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:40,556
and then we had to talk
about it
257
00:10:40,618 --> 00:10:41,888
because apparently,
that's what you do
258
00:10:41,963 --> 00:10:43,373
when you live with someone.
259
00:10:43,445 --> 00:10:44,865
- Hold on,
you didn't tell me
260
00:10:44,928 --> 00:10:46,578
you had in-house penis.
261
00:10:46,652 --> 00:10:47,892
- [scoffs]
Okay.
262
00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:49,373
He's not in-house penis.
263
00:10:49,445 --> 00:10:51,035
I mean, he does live
in my house,
264
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,620
but he's just my friend.
265
00:10:52,687 --> 00:10:54,037
And he has a penis.
266
00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,720
- ♪ Y'all are gonna fornicate ♪
267
00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:57,270
♪ Y'all are gonna fornicate ♪
268
00:10:57,342 --> 00:10:58,582
- Okay, we already fornicated.
269
00:10:58,652 --> 00:11:00,412
- [gasps]
Yes!
270
00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,440
How was it?
271
00:11:01,514 --> 00:11:03,344
- It was...
272
00:11:03,411 --> 00:11:04,791
okay, we dated
for a little bit,
273
00:11:04,859 --> 00:11:06,099
but we've been friends
for years,
274
00:11:06,169 --> 00:11:07,299
and now we're back
to being friends
275
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:08,586
and it's gonna stay that way
276
00:11:08,652 --> 00:11:09,962
because we're not right
for each other.
277
00:11:10,031 --> 00:11:11,551
- I still don't understand
how you can have
278
00:11:11,618 --> 00:11:13,338
no-strings-attached dick
279
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,411
in your domicile
and not partake.
280
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,930
- Because I'm celibate
and I'm focusing on me,
281
00:11:17,997 --> 00:11:19,107
and dick isn't everything.
282
00:11:19,169 --> 00:11:20,789
- It's not?
283
00:11:20,859 --> 00:11:22,889
So why are you folding
and unfolding that damn shirt?
284
00:11:24,997 --> 00:11:27,137
- They put grapes
in both of your nostrils
285
00:11:27,204 --> 00:11:29,064
and then they put wax
behind your ears
286
00:11:29,135 --> 00:11:31,065
instead of in your--
it's incredible.
287
00:11:31,135 --> 00:11:32,065
I promise you.
288
00:11:32,135 --> 00:11:33,965
- That don't sound safe.
289
00:11:34,031 --> 00:11:35,481
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
290
00:11:35,549 --> 00:11:37,749
My cousin is not this clean.
291
00:11:37,825 --> 00:11:39,825
You really spruced
this place up, huh?
292
00:11:39,894 --> 00:11:40,964
Wow.
293
00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:42,301
My place could use
your talents,
294
00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:43,826
and I know you could use
the income.
295
00:11:43,894 --> 00:11:44,934
What's your rate?
296
00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,307
- Nigga.
297
00:11:47,376 --> 00:11:51,036
- Okay.
298
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,930
- You seem to be
the only one impressed
299
00:11:52,997 --> 00:11:54,177
by my domestic skills.
300
00:11:54,238 --> 00:11:55,818
You'd think cooking
and cleaning
301
00:11:55,894 --> 00:11:57,514
and organizing
Layne's magazines
302
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,443
in alphabetical order
would make her happy.
303
00:11:59,514 --> 00:12:01,374
- Why are you doing all this
Martha Stewart shit anyway?
304
00:12:01,445 --> 00:12:02,865
- I mean, it seem
like the right thing to do.
305
00:12:02,928 --> 00:12:03,928
She let me stay here for free.
306
00:12:03,997 --> 00:12:05,447
- That makes sense.
307
00:12:05,514 --> 00:12:07,274
What doesn't make sense is
why your shirt is so tight,
308
00:12:07,342 --> 00:12:09,062
it look like you being
strangled by a ghost, and--
309
00:12:09,135 --> 00:12:12,485
[sniffs]
Is that cocoa butter?
310
00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:14,579
- [sighs]
311
00:12:17,756 --> 00:12:18,826
Just to let you know, this is
312
00:12:18,894 --> 00:12:20,794
a doctor-prescribed shirt,
okay?
313
00:12:20,859 --> 00:12:22,269
This helps with circulation.
314
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,206
And I got chronically dry skin.
315
00:12:26,273 --> 00:12:27,723
- Mm-hmm.
316
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,650
A likely story, Deon.
317
00:12:30,721 --> 00:12:31,821
You wanna get back
with my cousin?
318
00:12:31,894 --> 00:12:33,654
- No,
319
00:12:33,721 --> 00:12:35,061
Absolutely not.
320
00:12:37,721 --> 00:12:39,371
Okay, yeah.
321
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,370
- [sighs]
Oh, my God.
322
00:12:43,445 --> 00:12:45,895
- Look, do not say anything
to Layne, okay?
323
00:12:45,963 --> 00:12:47,243
I'll try to keep you
out of this shit.
324
00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:49,687
I just can't figure out
where things went wrong.
325
00:12:49,756 --> 00:12:50,936
I mean, I thought the problem
326
00:12:50,997 --> 00:12:52,657
was her not calling me
from jail.
327
00:12:52,721 --> 00:12:53,961
I forgave her.
328
00:12:54,031 --> 00:12:56,201
Now, she told me
she just wanna be friends.
329
00:12:56,273 --> 00:12:58,103
- Oh, you got re-friend zoned.
330
00:12:58,169 --> 00:13:00,649
Oh, I know it's not easy
going from being friends
331
00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:03,131
to hooking up, then back
to being friends again.
332
00:13:03,204 --> 00:13:05,514
Luckily, Veronica and I didn't
catch feelings.
333
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:08,133
You messed around
and got sprung.
334
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,064
- After the wedding, I did say,
"Let's give it another try."
335
00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:12,245
She wasn't hearing me.
336
00:13:12,307 --> 00:13:13,657
She thought
I was still caught up
337
00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,721
in all the romance
and craziness of the wedding.
338
00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:16,790
- Were you?
339
00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:18,199
- No, I wasn't.
340
00:13:18,273 --> 00:13:21,063
I was being honest.
She just wasn't hearing me.
341
00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:22,375
- She's definitely not
hearing you
342
00:13:22,445 --> 00:13:24,065
over that smedium shirt
and oiled up skin.
343
00:13:24,135 --> 00:13:26,555
I can barely hear you
in this conversation right now.
344
00:13:28,859 --> 00:13:29,959
Tell her how you feel on a day
345
00:13:30,031 --> 00:13:31,371
that's not
somebody else's wedding,
346
00:13:31,445 --> 00:13:34,135
and maybe she'll listen.
347
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,554
- Maybe.
348
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:38,553
- I'm a little ashy.
349
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:39,678
You got any more cocoa butter
350
00:13:39,756 --> 00:13:41,136
or did you use
the entire bottle?
351
00:13:41,204 --> 00:13:42,794
Oh, I know.
352
00:13:42,859 --> 00:13:44,059
Ooh.
353
00:13:44,135 --> 00:13:46,105
Whoa!
354
00:13:46,169 --> 00:13:48,439
This the good kind.
355
00:13:48,514 --> 00:13:50,174
[Lxrd Rossi's "Point of View"]
356
00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:54,648
- ♪ I'ma pull on you, on you,
and you gon' like it ♪
357
00:13:54,721 --> 00:13:57,301
- What you thinking 'bout?
Is it me?
358
00:13:57,376 --> 00:13:59,136
- Thinking about
a lot of things.
359
00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:01,374
I'm looking forward to hanging
with my cousins this weekend,
360
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:03,135
but really, I can't wait
to get back
361
00:14:03,204 --> 00:14:04,134
and celebrate with you.
362
00:14:04,204 --> 00:14:06,484
- Good, 'cause I rented out
363
00:14:06,549 --> 00:14:09,339
your favorite restaurant
for your birthday.
364
00:14:09,411 --> 00:14:10,861
- Denny's?
- No.
365
00:14:10,928 --> 00:14:12,478
[laughs]
B.L.K.
366
00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:13,679
- Oh.
367
00:14:13,756 --> 00:14:15,066
- I rented out the rooftop
368
00:14:15,135 --> 00:14:17,305
and I invited
all your little NBA friends.
369
00:14:17,376 --> 00:14:19,756
It's gonna be lit.
370
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:21,895
- Cool.
371
00:14:23,618 --> 00:14:26,168
- You really wanna go
to Denny's for your birthday?
372
00:14:26,238 --> 00:14:28,818
- [laughs]
No.
373
00:14:28,894 --> 00:14:30,824
Trace, I've been thinking.
374
00:14:30,894 --> 00:14:32,304
- About what?
375
00:14:32,376 --> 00:14:34,066
- It's just, I've been in
the league for 15 years, babe.
376
00:14:34,135 --> 00:14:36,175
I mean, I'm playing against
dudes that are young enough
377
00:14:36,238 --> 00:14:37,678
to be my illegitimate children.
378
00:14:37,756 --> 00:14:39,516
- But you're still keeping up.
379
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,343
You scored 18 points
in your last game.
380
00:14:41,411 --> 00:14:44,371
- Yeah,
but I used to average 27.
381
00:14:44,445 --> 00:14:45,555
I feel like I need to go out
382
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,368
while I'm still on top,
you know?
383
00:14:47,445 --> 00:14:49,725
All the travel
from city to city,
384
00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:52,550
the lights, the cameras,
the fans,
385
00:14:52,618 --> 00:14:54,888
it used to be exciting,
but now,
386
00:14:54,963 --> 00:14:57,683
I'm ready for my next chapter.
387
00:14:57,756 --> 00:15:01,936
- So...you're retiring?
388
00:15:01,997 --> 00:15:03,587
- Yeah, I think so.
389
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,132
I think this is gonna be
my last season.
390
00:15:06,204 --> 00:15:08,374
I'm ready to chill
391
00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:11,205
and enjoy life.
392
00:15:11,273 --> 00:15:13,583
And you.
393
00:15:13,652 --> 00:15:14,752
No cameras.
394
00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:19,895
♪ ♪
395
00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:22,203
- Okay.
396
00:15:22,273 --> 00:15:25,373
I'm ready to enjoy
this next chapter with you too.
397
00:15:25,445 --> 00:15:27,515
- Come here.
398
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,373
- ♪ Was it magic? ♪
399
00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:32,655
♪ Called a thousand times,
was it passion? ♪
400
00:15:32,721 --> 00:15:33,991
- Have a safe flight.
401
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:40,686
♪ ♪
402
00:15:40,756 --> 00:15:42,626
- Why don't you come with me?
403
00:15:42,687 --> 00:15:44,177
I'm sure the fam would love
to see you,
404
00:15:44,238 --> 00:15:46,888
and there's plenty of room
on the jet.
405
00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:50,483
- Oh, I have a meeting
for Lit & Light,
406
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:51,989
but maybe I can reschedule it.
407
00:15:52,066 --> 00:15:55,486
- No, don't do that.
I'll see you when I get back.
408
00:15:55,549 --> 00:15:58,099
I can wait to celebrate
at my party.
409
00:15:58,169 --> 00:15:59,819
It's gonna be lit.
410
00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:02,554
[both laugh]
411
00:16:02,618 --> 00:16:04,678
I love you.
- I love you too.
412
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,516
- ♪ You don't learn ♪
413
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,513
♪ You can't keep hitting me
with your shit ♪
414
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,303
♪ You don't learn ♪
415
00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:12,346
♪ And it's just from
my point of view ♪
416
00:16:12,411 --> 00:16:14,271
♪ You might not like it ♪
417
00:16:14,342 --> 00:16:16,482
♪ And it's just from
my point of view ♪
418
00:16:16,549 --> 00:16:18,199
♪ Point of view ♪
419
00:16:18,273 --> 00:16:20,103
♪ You can't keep hitting me
with your shit ♪
420
00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:22,129
♪ You don't learn ♪
421
00:16:22,204 --> 00:16:23,754
♪ You can't keep hitting me
with your shit ♪
422
00:16:23,825 --> 00:16:24,865
♪ You don't learn ♪
423
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,276
- I look thirsty as hell.
424
00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:33,622
- That's the point.
425
00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:35,627
I'm an expert in online dating,
426
00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:39,277
and men love thirsty women.
427
00:16:39,342 --> 00:16:41,512
And you look dehydrated.
428
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,303
- I don't know
why I let you do this.
429
00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:45,486
I am celibate,
and I am not interested
430
00:16:45,549 --> 00:16:48,369
in catching COVID or chlamydia.
431
00:16:48,445 --> 00:16:50,965
- COVID test and condoms, girl,
and you'll be fine.
432
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:54,481
Well, looks like I just got you
another date for tomorrow.
433
00:16:54,549 --> 00:16:57,059
Three dates in 24 hours.
I need a raise.
434
00:16:57,135 --> 00:16:58,245
- Yeah, I don't know
about that.
435
00:16:58,307 --> 00:17:01,557
- This is date number one.
436
00:17:01,618 --> 00:17:03,438
- [gasps]
- Mm-hmm.
437
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,034
It's Barry with the good lips.
438
00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:08,514
- I might have to see
what those lips do.
439
00:17:11,376 --> 00:17:14,556
- We're excited about you
possibly joining us.
440
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,748
Today, other members
of the team
441
00:17:16,825 --> 00:17:18,755
will conduct final interviews.
442
00:17:18,825 --> 00:17:20,445
- Great.
I'm looking forward to it.
443
00:17:20,514 --> 00:17:21,824
- No problem.
444
00:17:21,894 --> 00:17:23,724
And if you don't make it
past this phase--
445
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:26,620
most don't--
then great meeting you.
446
00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:33,413
- So I jump in,
447
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:37,240
I pull her out, and she lived.
448
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:40,247
[smooth music]
449
00:17:40,307 --> 00:17:43,067
♪ ♪
450
00:17:43,135 --> 00:17:45,065
Layne.
451
00:17:45,135 --> 00:17:46,375
Layne.
452
00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:48,555
- [laughs]
453
00:17:48,618 --> 00:17:51,368
- I get the feeling you didn't
hear anything I said.
454
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,245
- Oh, no, I was
definitely listening.
455
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,627
You're so interesting.
[laughs]
456
00:17:56,687 --> 00:18:00,137
So about me, I'm a free spirit.
457
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,174
I left corporate
to open a vintage shop
458
00:18:02,238 --> 00:18:03,548
in Little Five Points.
459
00:18:03,618 --> 00:18:05,988
I'm a HBCU alum.
Go, Dunbar!
460
00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:07,206
[laughs]
461
00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:09,413
And I'm celibate.
462
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:15,796
- Check, please.
463
00:18:15,859 --> 00:18:17,439
- We're in a coffee shop,
464
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,174
so there's not a waiter.
465
00:18:19,238 --> 00:18:20,508
- That's great.
466
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,553
So of course I'm well versed
in Peoplesoft,
467
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:23,928
so onboarding should be easy.
468
00:18:23,997 --> 00:18:25,557
- Oh, we don't use Peoplesoft.
469
00:18:25,618 --> 00:18:27,788
It's expensive
and we're small.
470
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:30,409
QuickBooks,
much more efficient.
471
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,410
We aim for efficiencies
in certain areas
472
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,890
so that we can invest more
in other ways,
473
00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:36,683
like in our employees.
474
00:18:36,756 --> 00:18:38,516
We have happy hour
every Thursday
475
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:40,373
and an amazing Taco Tuesday.
476
00:18:40,445 --> 00:18:42,345
[laughs]
477
00:18:42,411 --> 00:18:44,441
- Did you know
that a female panda can mate
478
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,584
with several males
who compete over her?
479
00:18:47,652 --> 00:18:49,552
I've been watching a lot
of panda documentaries lately
480
00:18:49,618 --> 00:18:51,958
because I'm celibate.
481
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,861
- That's cool. I love pandas.
482
00:18:56,687 --> 00:18:58,937
- He's perfect.
483
00:19:00,238 --> 00:19:02,858
- I ain't never broke
anybody's celibacy.
484
00:19:02,928 --> 00:19:05,368
That's like double popping
the cherry.
485
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,585
I dig it.
486
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:09,032
- Check, please.
487
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:12,620
- So yeah, I think that was
all my questions.
488
00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:14,107
Seems like a nice place
to work.
489
00:19:14,169 --> 00:19:16,989
- Are you interviewing
with other companies?
490
00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:19,106
- I am.
491
00:19:19,169 --> 00:19:21,819
- Larger ones?
492
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,244
Let me share this.
493
00:19:23,307 --> 00:19:25,967
We may be lean and mean,
but that's our strength.
494
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,441
There are no barriers
in moving up
495
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,554
like with larger,
more hierarchical companies.
496
00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:31,578
You chart your own course
here at Eliot-Butler.
497
00:19:31,652 --> 00:19:34,242
So if you decide not to go
with the big boys,
498
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,557
I hope you consider us.
499
00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:38,128
- Thanks.
500
00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:42,417
- Was the date that bad?
501
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,990
You're Usain Bolting
to the door.
502
00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:45,586
- I am so sorry.
503
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,482
I just--I have to get ready
for a birthday party tonight.
504
00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:48,679
- Oh, okay.
505
00:19:48,756 --> 00:19:50,206
Well, I hope you have
a good time.
506
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:51,683
And I'ma check out
that panda documentary
507
00:19:51,756 --> 00:19:52,866
you told me about too.
508
00:19:52,928 --> 00:19:56,168
- [laughs]
Okay.
509
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,508
- I hope we can,
510
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:01,373
you know,
do this again sometime.
511
00:20:01,445 --> 00:20:04,245
You know?
512
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:07,247
- Yeah, this feels COVID-safe.
513
00:20:12,549 --> 00:20:14,269
Hey!
514
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,928
This is awkward,
515
00:20:19,997 --> 00:20:22,487
but Deon is just gonna
have to get used to this.
516
00:20:24,169 --> 00:20:26,029
What are you doing?
517
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,890
- I just stepped out
to get some fresh air.
518
00:20:27,963 --> 00:20:29,993
I had a crazy day.
519
00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:32,206
- This is Ryan.
520
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,483
We met
for the first time today,
521
00:20:34,549 --> 00:20:36,889
and we got coffee.
522
00:20:36,963 --> 00:20:39,583
And this is my friend.
523
00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:41,242
He wasn't my friend, now he is.
524
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:42,557
It's a long story.
525
00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:43,858
- Sure it is.
526
00:20:43,928 --> 00:20:45,368
Be blessed.
527
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,245
- Namaste.
528
00:20:47,307 --> 00:20:52,867
♪ ♪
529
00:20:52,928 --> 00:20:54,818
Hey, can we talk?
530
00:20:56,411 --> 00:20:58,031
- There's nothing
to talk about.
531
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,620
This is your house.
532
00:20:59,687 --> 00:21:01,307
So you can do
whatever you want.
533
00:21:01,376 --> 00:21:03,486
It's cool.
534
00:21:03,549 --> 00:21:05,239
- I know you're mad.
535
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,177
- Why would you think that?
536
00:21:10,204 --> 00:21:11,344
- What's the point
in pretending
537
00:21:11,411 --> 00:21:12,861
there isn't a problem?
538
00:21:12,928 --> 00:21:15,788
Let's just get everything
out in the open.
539
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,299
- I've already done that.
540
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:20,656
I think you made it clear
how you feel.
541
00:21:20,721 --> 00:21:21,961
There's nothing left to say.
542
00:21:33,549 --> 00:21:35,579
[Lxrd Rossi's "Caught Up"]
543
00:21:35,652 --> 00:21:38,582
[laughter and chatter]
544
00:21:38,652 --> 00:21:41,582
[heavy hip-hop]
545
00:21:41,652 --> 00:21:48,682
♪ ♪
546
00:21:52,169 --> 00:21:53,789
- This party is popping, girl.
547
00:21:53,859 --> 00:21:55,369
- Thanks!
548
00:21:55,445 --> 00:21:57,865
I just hope Aaron is having
a good time.
549
00:21:59,825 --> 00:22:01,245
Let me go check on him.
550
00:22:05,238 --> 00:22:06,888
- Everything cool
with you and Deon?
551
00:22:06,963 --> 00:22:08,553
- Yeah. It's fine.
552
00:22:10,238 --> 00:22:11,368
- You're better than me, girl.
553
00:22:11,445 --> 00:22:12,825
I won't let a man
stay in my house
554
00:22:12,894 --> 00:22:14,554
for more than 11 hours.
555
00:22:14,618 --> 00:22:16,988
Not usually, anyway.
556
00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:19,346
- What do you have,
like, a timer or something?
557
00:22:19,411 --> 00:22:22,061
- I kinda do.
558
00:22:22,135 --> 00:22:23,825
- Wow, they are
getting serious.
559
00:22:23,894 --> 00:22:26,824
- Mm-hmm.
Attached at the hip.
560
00:22:26,894 --> 00:22:28,444
Suffocating just to watch.
561
00:22:32,273 --> 00:22:33,243
- Hors d'oeuvres?
562
00:22:33,307 --> 00:22:35,177
- God, thank you so much.
563
00:22:35,238 --> 00:22:36,858
- You're welcome.
564
00:22:36,928 --> 00:22:38,928
- You're making that look
real good.
565
00:22:38,997 --> 00:22:41,417
- Oh, it's because it is.
566
00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:45,199
- Babe, you outdid yourself.
567
00:22:45,273 --> 00:22:46,683
- [laughs]
568
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:48,176
I'm just glad you like it.
569
00:22:49,825 --> 00:22:52,685
- Yeah, I'd like it even more
if these cameras weren't here.
570
00:22:55,756 --> 00:22:57,516
- I'm sorry, babe,
but we already agreed
571
00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:59,443
to them being here.
572
00:22:59,514 --> 00:23:02,584
Babe, mm-mm. Mm-mm.
[kisses]
573
00:23:02,652 --> 00:23:05,242
Turn that pout round about.
574
00:23:05,307 --> 00:23:06,797
It's your birthday.
575
00:23:06,859 --> 00:23:09,549
- I've got just the right
property for you.
576
00:23:09,618 --> 00:23:11,058
High ceilings,
577
00:23:11,135 --> 00:23:13,445
big, beautiful pool
for entertaining.
578
00:23:13,514 --> 00:23:15,374
- We'd love to see it.
579
00:23:15,445 --> 00:23:16,725
- Hi, guys.
580
00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:18,860
Babe, come with me
to meet Chris Bermudez.
581
00:23:18,928 --> 00:23:20,238
Sorry.
582
00:23:20,307 --> 00:23:23,687
- I was in the middle
of something.
583
00:23:23,756 --> 00:23:26,446
- It's Chris Bermudez.
584
00:23:26,514 --> 00:23:28,964
Come on.
585
00:23:32,066 --> 00:23:33,416
- ♪ I can't deny ♪
- Exes.
586
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,620
- ♪ There's no point
in lying ♪
587
00:23:35,687 --> 00:23:36,997
- Oh.
- Yeah.
588
00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:40,376
[indistinct chatter]
589
00:23:40,445 --> 00:23:43,755
- Yeah, it's very healthy.
590
00:23:43,825 --> 00:23:45,895
- This birthday party is cute.
591
00:23:45,963 --> 00:23:48,033
- Yes, girl,
and so are these men.
592
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:50,930
- Oh, yes.
- Girl.
593
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,487
- And this bitch always late.
594
00:23:52,549 --> 00:23:54,099
- You know the cameras
aren't rolling, right?
595
00:23:54,169 --> 00:23:55,749
- Okay, good.
both: Hey!
596
00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:57,245
So glad you could make it.
- Hey, girl.
597
00:23:57,307 --> 00:23:58,307
- Hey.
- Two bottles.
598
00:23:58,376 --> 00:23:59,796
- Lovely dress.
- Thank you.
599
00:23:59,859 --> 00:24:02,819
- Ooh, here's the cake.
600
00:24:02,894 --> 00:24:04,624
- Is that supposed to be
a dick?
601
00:24:04,687 --> 00:24:06,417
- I'm not using no more
of your referrals, Talia.
602
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,550
I promise you.
603
00:24:07,618 --> 00:24:09,988
- I mean, it's not that bad.
604
00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:11,306
- It is.
605
00:24:11,376 --> 00:24:15,066
all: ♪ Happy birthday to ya ♪
- Ey.
606
00:24:15,135 --> 00:24:18,685
all: ♪ Happy birthday to ya ♪
607
00:24:18,756 --> 00:24:21,346
♪ Happy birthday ♪
608
00:24:21,411 --> 00:24:23,171
[all cheering]
609
00:24:23,238 --> 00:24:24,718
- We love you so much.
610
00:24:24,790 --> 00:24:27,820
[laughter]
- Oh. Thanks.
611
00:24:29,169 --> 00:24:32,859
Thank you so much, everybody,
for all the love and support
612
00:24:32,928 --> 00:24:35,578
over the years,
especially Tracey.
613
00:24:35,652 --> 00:24:36,892
She's been right by my side
614
00:24:36,963 --> 00:24:38,623
through all of my ups
and downs.
615
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,037
I love you, baby.
616
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,990
all: Aww.
617
00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:43,586
- Your big ass.
618
00:24:43,652 --> 00:24:45,682
[laughter]
619
00:24:45,756 --> 00:24:47,376
- It's been
an incredible journey,
620
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:49,305
but there comes a time
when you realize
621
00:24:49,376 --> 00:24:52,446
it's time to close one chapter
and start a new one.
622
00:24:52,514 --> 00:24:53,964
That time has come for me
623
00:24:54,031 --> 00:24:55,791
and the sport I love so much.
624
00:24:55,859 --> 00:24:57,029
I want you all to know,
625
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,720
I've decided to retire
from the NBA.
626
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,030
- Hey.
- Wow.
627
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,060
- What?
628
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:04,555
- I'm so excited
for my next chapter--
629
00:25:04,618 --> 00:25:06,788
- Can you start over?
Audio issues.
630
00:25:06,859 --> 00:25:10,099
- You serious, man?
This ain't for the cameras, yo.
631
00:25:10,169 --> 00:25:12,099
- To Aaron
632
00:25:12,169 --> 00:25:14,029
and his incredible career.
633
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,240
To Aaron.
634
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:18,207
all: To Aaron.
[cheers and applause]
635
00:25:18,273 --> 00:25:22,063
[heavy hip-hop]
636
00:25:22,135 --> 00:25:24,895
- ♪ She make it clap
like thunder ♪
637
00:25:24,963 --> 00:25:26,723
- I just knew
Layne was gonna kick
638
00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:28,790
Deon's ass out the house
by now.
639
00:25:28,859 --> 00:25:30,479
- You should never bet
against me,
640
00:25:30,549 --> 00:25:32,549
although I'm actually surprised
they lasted this long.
641
00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:34,438
- Speaking of lasting
longer than expected,
642
00:25:34,514 --> 00:25:36,274
where is your mommy?
643
00:25:36,342 --> 00:25:37,862
- Oh, Shoshana's brother
passed.
644
00:25:37,928 --> 00:25:39,238
- Well, damn.
645
00:25:39,307 --> 00:25:41,727
- Yeah, I'm going
to the funeral.
646
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,200
It's called a shiva.
- Oh.
647
00:25:44,273 --> 00:25:46,513
She's going to show off
her little slave buck
648
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:47,863
to her friends and family.
649
00:25:47,928 --> 00:25:49,028
- That's ridiculous.
650
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,820
She wasn't using me.
That's you.
651
00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:53,064
- Hmm. Mm-hmm.
652
00:25:54,652 --> 00:25:57,032
- You okay?
- What?
653
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:59,170
- Really like that cake, huh?
654
00:25:59,238 --> 00:26:01,578
- Okay, so fine.
655
00:26:01,652 --> 00:26:04,412
Ken is really serious about
making a relationship work,
656
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,440
but it's moving fast.
657
00:26:06,514 --> 00:26:07,754
Yesterday, I was an I.
658
00:26:07,825 --> 00:26:10,865
Now I'm thinking in we's.
659
00:26:10,928 --> 00:26:12,478
- Women.
It's either too fast for y'all
660
00:26:12,549 --> 00:26:13,789
or not fast enough.
661
00:26:13,859 --> 00:26:15,099
Instead of eating
your feelings,
662
00:26:15,169 --> 00:26:17,439
maybe you should just talk
to Ken about them.
663
00:26:17,514 --> 00:26:19,654
- You right.
664
00:26:19,721 --> 00:26:22,201
You're really right.
665
00:26:22,273 --> 00:26:24,993
- You got a little--
a little cake.
666
00:26:25,066 --> 00:26:27,306
- Oh, right here? On this side?
667
00:26:27,376 --> 00:26:29,556
- No. It's on that side. Yes.
668
00:26:32,411 --> 00:26:34,961
- You have fun tonight?
669
00:26:35,031 --> 00:26:36,201
Was it the cake?
670
00:26:36,273 --> 00:26:38,373
I'm sorry. It was phallic.
671
00:26:38,445 --> 00:26:39,865
That was not intentional.
672
00:26:39,928 --> 00:26:43,298
- Strangely, I wasn't tripping
off the dick cake.
673
00:26:43,376 --> 00:26:46,866
It was them damn cameras.
674
00:26:46,928 --> 00:26:48,818
- Look, babe,
I worked really hard
675
00:26:48,894 --> 00:26:50,994
to build my brand
and to launch my business,
676
00:26:51,066 --> 00:26:54,586
and the cameras have been
a huge part of that,
677
00:26:54,652 --> 00:26:57,482
but they won't always
be around.
678
00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:59,649
- I feel you babe,
but that needs to happen
679
00:26:59,721 --> 00:27:01,131
sooner than later.
680
00:27:03,652 --> 00:27:05,682
- Yo, I made a killing tonight.
681
00:27:05,756 --> 00:27:08,416
I got, like, three
potential clients.
682
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,790
Can you be my wing-woman
at every party?
683
00:27:10,859 --> 00:27:12,719
- Well, good for you.
- Yes.
684
00:27:12,790 --> 00:27:15,340
- But I was making
my own connections,
685
00:27:15,411 --> 00:27:19,551
and you snatched me away
before I could seal the deal.
686
00:27:19,618 --> 00:27:21,618
- My bad.
687
00:27:21,687 --> 00:27:23,727
I didn't realize
I was stepping on your hustle.
688
00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:26,930
- And I'm not
just your wing-woman.
689
00:27:26,997 --> 00:27:28,657
I'm my own woman.
690
00:27:28,721 --> 00:27:30,581
- I know that.
691
00:27:30,652 --> 00:27:32,482
It's one of the things
I respect about you.
692
00:27:34,963 --> 00:27:37,343
We partners in crime.
Come on.
693
00:27:37,411 --> 00:27:38,931
We jet-setters.
694
00:27:38,997 --> 00:27:41,417
No kids, dual income.
695
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,550
That's the dream, right?
696
00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:44,748
both: Yeah.
697
00:27:44,825 --> 00:27:47,175
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Come on, baby.
698
00:27:47,238 --> 00:27:49,858
- Yeah.
699
00:27:49,928 --> 00:27:51,578
Yeah.
700
00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:55,199
[microwave beeps]
701
00:28:07,273 --> 00:28:08,583
- I know we're just roommates,
702
00:28:08,652 --> 00:28:11,442
but the "no going to bed mad"
rule applies.
703
00:28:17,376 --> 00:28:18,626
If you're gonna stay here,
704
00:28:18,687 --> 00:28:21,757
we're gonna have to learn
how to communicate.
705
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,895
- I won't be here much longer.
706
00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,823
I got the job
at the smaller firm.
707
00:28:27,066 --> 00:28:28,896
- That's great.
708
00:28:28,963 --> 00:28:30,933
I'm so happy for you.
709
00:28:32,997 --> 00:28:36,277
- It's not ideal, but it's
the best decision for now.
710
00:28:36,342 --> 00:28:38,242
And you were right,
we should clear the air
711
00:28:38,307 --> 00:28:40,417
even if I'm not gonna be here
for long.
712
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,580
And maybe we should
check in with each other
713
00:28:42,652 --> 00:28:44,752
before we bring anyone
back to the house.
714
00:28:44,825 --> 00:28:46,585
Otherwise, it's weird.
715
00:28:48,342 --> 00:28:50,862
- Yeah. I know.
716
00:28:50,928 --> 00:28:54,098
It was weird seeing you
with someone else too.
717
00:28:54,169 --> 00:28:55,619
- What are you talking about?
718
00:28:58,928 --> 00:29:02,478
- Okay, well,
719
00:29:02,549 --> 00:29:03,789
right after we broke up--
720
00:29:03,859 --> 00:29:06,649
I mean,
we never really broke up.
721
00:29:06,721 --> 00:29:10,991
Anyway, I went
to your apartment,
722
00:29:11,066 --> 00:29:13,376
and the door was open,
723
00:29:13,445 --> 00:29:15,965
and I saw you having sex
with a woman.
724
00:29:17,859 --> 00:29:20,339
- I wasn't having sex
with anyone.
725
00:29:23,790 --> 00:29:25,170
I mean, I was all caught up
on you,
726
00:29:25,238 --> 00:29:27,128
and I didn't know
what was going on with us.
727
00:29:30,031 --> 00:29:32,581
I mean, we came close,
728
00:29:32,652 --> 00:29:34,482
but you didn't see
what you thought you saw.
729
00:29:37,721 --> 00:29:39,171
Is that why you've been acting
like this?
730
00:29:39,238 --> 00:29:41,858
Why you've been
flaunting dudes?
731
00:29:41,928 --> 00:29:43,958
- I haven't been
flaunting anybody,
732
00:29:44,031 --> 00:29:46,991
and I'm not even interested
733
00:29:47,066 --> 00:29:50,556
in that dude that I was with
earlier today.
734
00:29:50,618 --> 00:29:52,478
At all.
- Oh.
735
00:29:52,549 --> 00:29:55,439
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
736
00:29:55,514 --> 00:29:57,964
So that's all cleared up.
737
00:29:58,031 --> 00:30:00,171
Good night.
738
00:30:00,238 --> 00:30:03,168
[Trey Songz's "All We Do"]
739
00:30:03,238 --> 00:30:05,128
[sexy hip-hop]
740
00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,274
- ♪ Just me top down
on the way to the beach ♪
741
00:30:06,342 --> 00:30:09,342
- Good night.
742
00:30:09,411 --> 00:30:13,441
- ♪ Four bad chicks
in the middle of the street ♪
743
00:30:13,514 --> 00:30:17,374
♪ Roll right up
and they all hopped in ♪
744
00:30:17,445 --> 00:30:21,725
♪ Now we in the sand
havin' lunch on me ♪
745
00:30:21,790 --> 00:30:23,720
♪ Told the girl,
don't let your feet get wet ♪
746
00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:26,340
♪ We about to grab some drinks
and head to my condo ♪
747
00:30:26,411 --> 00:30:28,511
♪ You can be my weekend guest,
oh ♪
748
00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:31,863
♪ I'm in her head, so I know
we 'bout to get started ♪
749
00:30:31,928 --> 00:30:33,408
♪ One thing led to the next ♪
750
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,030
♪ Now she got her hands
all over my body, eh ♪
751
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,510
♪ I ain't tryna stop ♪
752
00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:39,863
♪ And I know she with it ♪
753
00:30:39,928 --> 00:30:41,578
♪ I can see it in her eyes ♪
754
00:30:41,652 --> 00:30:44,202
♪ She been down
from the beginning ♪
755
00:30:44,273 --> 00:30:46,203
♪ And she can't
leave me alone ♪
756
00:30:46,273 --> 00:30:48,203
♪ 'Cause I drive
her body crazy ♪
757
00:30:48,273 --> 00:30:49,893
♪ I done gave her
a little taste ♪
758
00:30:49,963 --> 00:30:52,823
♪ Now she wanna have
my babies ♪
759
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:55,034
- What are you looking at?
Good night.
760
00:31:05,445 --> 00:31:09,585
- ♪ Just me top down
on the way to the beach ♪
761
00:31:09,652 --> 00:31:13,752
♪ Four bad chicks
in the middle of the street ♪
762
00:31:13,825 --> 00:31:17,865
♪ Roll right up
and they all hopped in ♪
763
00:31:17,928 --> 00:31:22,058
♪ Now we in the sand
havin' lunch on me ♪
764
00:31:22,135 --> 00:31:24,065
♪ Told the girl,
don't let your feet get wet ♪
765
00:31:24,135 --> 00:31:26,685
♪ We about to grab some drinks
and head to my condo ♪
766
00:31:26,756 --> 00:31:28,866
♪ You can be my weekend guest,
oh ♪
767
00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,618
♪ I'm in her head, so I know ♪
768
00:31:30,668 --> 00:31:35,218
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