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- Previously on "Bigger"...
- So what do you want, Ken?
- I want the one that got away.
- Do you really think that men can change like that?
I can't tell with Aaron.
[doorbell rings] We gon' do this,
we doin' it by my rules.
I've been celibate. There ain't gonna be no sex.
- Whatever you like.
- I have a fiancé.
- I don't know you.
And in the one day that I've gotten to know you,
all that I've learned is that you're a twice-divorced
ex-con drug dealer.
- I love her more than anything,
and I just wish you could see that.
- Deon had sex with someone else
right after the jail thing, okay?
Deon is not the one.
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
- What in the hell?
I don't know what world I'm in.
Mm. - It's not that bad, chill out.
- Psh! Kidding me?
- Babe, we should do this!
- Trace, you gotta have some weapons or something
in this luggage, damn.
- Women.
- "Women"?
I have one bag.
- Six bags, Tracey, for 2 1/2 days?
- You gotta stay on brand at all times.
- Do you? Ain't no cameras here.
- Boy, I didn't wear makeup to go to the gym
one day last week, and I lost 422 followers.
Coincidence? I think not.
both: I'll check us in.
- I got it. - You do?
- Yeah, I got it.
- Okay.
- I appreciate you. - Mm.
- Layne! Hurry up, girl.
We gotta stick together in this haunted-ass hotel.
- Okay, I almost left my new phone in the car,
and God knows I don't have another free upgrade
anytime soon.
- This time, turn on Find My Phone
like a normal person.
- Okay, give me a break.
You both know I've been stressed
about, like, everything.
♪ ♪
Um, you and I are supposed to be celibate,
and yet you brought a very familiar
pro-ball-playing penis.
- There will be no sex. This--I got you.
- And you got him...
in your room. - [chuckles]
- Okay, I'm probably just hatin'
because I don't have anyone to split the cost
of this room with.
- What up?
Welcome to High Point,
AKA, the devil's Palm Springs.
- Oh, well, aren't you chipper?
[chuckles]
- Hey, Deon. - Hey.
- You look good. - Oh, thank you, though.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Tomorrow's your mom's big day!
- Hey.
[cell phone chimes]
- Oh, man, I really need to update my contacts.
I don't even know who this is.
- You got a new phone?
- Yeah, I lost the other one somewhere.
- Hey, you all made it!
- Mr. King!
- Hey, Mr. Connie-to-be.
- What are you doing here?
- These lovely ladies was nice enough to come,
so I thought I'd come down and greet them
like a real gentleman.
- Aww. - [chuckles]
These are my friends.
- Speaking of, Connie would like y'all
to meet her and the girls at the spa.
- Yo, I got this.
My mama says she wants you to meet her
and her friends at the spa.
- [sighs]
- Should y'all arm wrestle
to figure out who's gonna give us the address?
[tense music]
♪ ♪
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
[cork pops]
- You know you don't need no more, right?
- Yes, I do. Da-da-da-da!
- Rita, how you doing over there?
You good? - I'm good.
- She good. Go on, give me some more.
- Rita. - Y'all finally made it, I see.
Okay, so that is Rita. This is Wanda.
And, Tracey, you came!
- How about that?
We haven't had a celebrity in High Point
since Petey Pablo performed at the hair show...
- Uh-huh. - Three years ago!
- Tracey, you sit right there, girl.
- Mm-hmm. - The brand is strong.
- Okay, uh-huh, yeah.
But I'm stuck on the Petey Pablo and the hair show.
- Okay. - Wow.
- Mm. - Mm.
- [sighs]
♪ ♪
- Yo, about time y'all showed up.
- [sighs] - Shit, what happened?
- I had to drive slowly.
Shoshana was getting carsick.
- Turns out, all I had to do
was sit in the back seat. [giggles]
Oh! Congratulations, Deon.
I can't wait to dive into all the festivities
with all the girls.
I'm gonna go check us in, okay?
- Okay. - Ooh.
Is that for me?
Thanks. - Ooh, so nice.
- You drove Miss Daisy the whole way?
- Don't start.
Yo, off topic, did Tracey bring Aaron?
Are his calves still on swole?
- Don't ever talk to me about another nigga's calves!
- What? Is that a no?
Is it a yes?
Roll your eyes if it's a yes.
- They need some drinks. They need some cocktails!
[laughter]
- Feel good. - There we go.
- That's nice. Boop. - Cheers.
- This is great,
because I really needed to de-stress.
Everybody's just laying back
and enjoying a mature day of relaxation.
- Y'all fucking?
Not with each other but in general.
- Wow. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[laughter]
- If I was their age, I'd be running wild.
Shit, I got my yoni egg in right now.
- Oh, Lord.
- Ew. - [gasps]
- What?
It helps me tighten my grip. - [laughs]
- You know, I can open a jar,
any size.
- God dang. - Okay, that's--
- I got a visual. - Mm-hmm.
Mm, mm-hmm. - Mm.
- She done redefined the headlock.
- Right? I mean-- [laughter]
- Well, um, actually, I'm celibate.
- Hmm? - Oof.
- I'm just...
taking some time for a reset
to find the kind of love that I need.
- And what kind of love is that?
- Well, one that isn't an uphill battle
would be nice.
And if it's meant to be,
I think it should just flow.
- [laughs] Sweetheart,
you talk about love like it's menstruation.
[laughter]
- Now, correct me if I'm wrong,
but the last time I saw you,
you were wearing a ring.
Uh, princess cut, two carats?
- Okay. I see you, Miss Connie.
- Mm-hmm, I know my stones, baby.
- Right? [laughter]
- Yeah, he wasn't the right one.
- Yeah, they never are the right one...
until they are.
- So, Tracey, so what's going on with you and Aaron?
- If Aaron want another chance with me,
he just gonna have to do it on my terms.
What I got going on comes first.
- So are you looking for a man or an employee?
[laughter]
- Girl, you can't control a man.
- I got control of my man.
I mean, technically,
he's locked up.
But that just means I know where he is.
[laughter]
- That's real love, Auntie Rita.
- So what about you and your man?
- The man that I brought is not my man.
- Oh. - I mean, he says
all the right things, but... I don't know.
- Well, you must like him, or you wouldn't have brought him.
- Yeah, but I believe in actions, not words, so...
time will tell.
- Now, time is not gonna tell you anything
you didn't learn about the man
in the first five minutes of meeting him.
Baby, either be in it, or get away from it.
- That's right.
- Time don't give you no time.
You're not gonna be young and cute forever.
- You better teach.
[wine pours] [water splashes]
- [gasps]
- Did your yoni egg just fall out?
[laughter]
- ♪ Sweet Jones, my bitch a choosy lover ♪
♪ Never [...] without a rubber ♪
♪ Never in the sheets ♪
♪ Like it on top of the cover ♪
♪ Money on the dresser ♪
♪ Drive a Kompressor ♪
♪ Top-notch [...] get the most, not the lesser ♪
♪ Trash like to [...] for $40 in the club ♪
♪ [...] up the game, chick gets no love ♪
- There's our baby brother!
[both chuckling]
- Excuse me?
- We're Julius' twins.
I'm Ben. - I'm Omari.
We're Ghetto twins: different mothers,
four days apart.
Come in, brother!
[giggles]
There you go, boy, you're looking good!
There you go!
Whoo, look at him! Look at him.
Pops! You were right.
We're all about the same age.
- We could be hood triplets.
- Yeah!
- That's not a thing.
- Right. Come on.
Connie wants us to put out more chairs.
♪ ♪
- You talkin' that celibacy talk
lookin' all good like this?
- Yeah. - Mm, you better stop.
- You better behave in these people house.
- Oh, you'd better stop-- - Tracey?
You are so tiny standing next to him in real life.
I almost didn't recognize you.
- Oh, we cannot have that. [laughs]
- Come on, let's meet the family.
- Okay. Can I get catfish and mustard?
- I got you. - Thank you.
Now, who was that lady who killed the mosquito
with the fork? - [laughs]
- Excuse me, Auntie Rita.
[laughter]
- You're not making your man a plate?
- Yeah, V.
You're not gonna make your man a plate?
- My man? - I'm just--
- Listen, we don't have any labels.
But he does have hands.
And why can't he make me a plate and serve me?
- When you get tired of her attitude...
- Mm-hmm. - Holla at me.
I'm a cougar who makes plates.
- [laughs] - And my man ain't getting out
for another two to four.
- Right. - What?
- she said, "Move along." - What'd she say?
- she said, "Move along." - What did she say?
- Just, I don't need no more salad.
That's what she said.
- Whoo!
We hate to see a fine woman sitting all by her lonesome.
I'm Omari. - And I'm Ben.
both: We're the twins. [both chuckle]
- So we were figuring
we would come keep you some company...
with your sexy self. - Ooh.
- Ghetto twins: different moms,
four days apart.
- Seems like you've said this before.
- Not to you, boo.
[chuckles]
- Yo, what up, man?
- Yo, what's up? - It's good to see you, man.
- Cheers. - How are you?
- Great. I'm great, man.
Calves. Crazy.
- So what do you think of your ring?
- You mean this beautiful thing right here?
[chuckles]
- There you go. - Any minute--I just--
any moment, he'll come back.
- Babe, I'ma bounce it.
- Ah, hell no.
- Hey, you busy?
- Well, y--I'm--
I was--yeah, sort of.
- You ain't doing nothing.
So what's up with your boy Ken?
- What you mean?
- I mean, he's your frat brother.
Can I really trust him?
- I mean, from what I can tell, he matured a lot.
[mosquito buzzing] I didn't wanna say nothing.
I mean, he seems pretty serious about locking you down,
let him tell it.
He say he on his grown-man stuff now.
- It's about time.
Why does it take y'all so long to get your life together?
- Damn, if I knew that, I'd...
tell my mom that her dude need more time
to get his stuff together.
[mosquito buzzing] - Ugh!
- Ugh.
- [whimpering]
- Hey, Ma. - Hey, baby.
- You having fun? - Well, you know I am.
Are you?
'Cause you're just standing around.
- Nah, I'm chillin'.
But do you need me?
Anything left to be set up?
Julius took care of it. I don't need you for that.
- Course he did.
- Would you relax?
Come on, baby, have some fun. Mingle, meet people.
This is gon' be... your family,
our family.
Okay?
Okay? - Okay.
- [chuckles]
[laughs]
All right, all right. Let's go, it's game time!
You going down, baby.
Let's go, let's go! - Oh, man.
I just hope I don't get hurt, you know?
- Girl, play like you making money.
- Whoo!
- One, two, three, ah!
- Ah, let's go. - Thank you.
- Get it! - Ow, whoo!
[people cheering]
- Let's go!
- Whoo! - Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
- You should play center.
- Okay. What does the center do?
- Well, the center gives the ball to the quarterback
like this.
And then the quarterback puts his hands
down here to take it.
- Yeah, no, I'm good.
You guys have fun playing whatever that is.
- Ha, come on! We need you.
- Be a team player!
- Yeah, let's go, team!
[dramatic hip-hop music]
- The only thing you catching is these hands
if they throw the ball this way.
- You wanna do this, we can do this.
- We still talking football? - You tell me.
- Ready, set, hut!
- ♪ Get out the way, bitch, get out the way ♪
♪ Move ♪
[R&B music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Welcome to my sex room ♪
- Vince.
Go find Shoshana.
[laughter]
[upbeat hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- I love you, hot daddy!
♪ ♪
You better run, boy!
♪ ♪
That's right! Run, ha!
That's my boy. Whoo!
- She's saying "boy" like it's going out of style.
- I didn't know that was ever in style.
- Wait, why are we in a huddle?
We're not even on the same team.
- Because she keeps yelling, "You go, boy,"
like she Gina from "Martin."
- Oh. - Pay attention, Layne.
- I got a lot going on today.
♪ ♪
- Did she just do the snake?
- No, she did not. - No, don't look.
Maybe she'll stop if we don't look at her.
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Yo, man.
What's up with your girl Layne?
- She got issues, bro.
- I like a complicated woman.
- She kinda crazy.
- Crazy ones are better in bed.
[both chuckle]
- She's super high-maintenance.
- Well, you get what you pay for.
[both chuckle]
- There you go, that was a good one.
[laughs]
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
- Your face is about to be beat to the gods.
- Ooh, I already feel famous.
[laughter] - Tracey!
Remember that episode when you and the girls
went to the Korean spa for a vaginal steam?
- Of course, "Kim's Trim." Continue.
- Ooh. - You didn't have any problem
doing a vaginal steam on camera?
- I didn't have any problems.
Stunt vagina. [laughter]
This box particular.
[laughter]
both: Rock, paper, scissors. - Come on.
- [chuckles] My brothers.
Why don't we have a word of prayer
before the nuptials begin?
- Sure. - Amen?
- Amen. - Amen.
[chuckles]
Bow your heads.
[soft organ music playing]
Lord God Jehovah,
please fill this ceremony
with your blessings and righteousness
as brother Julius blends his flame
with the beautiful, righteous, and faithful Connie,
illuminating in your perfect glory.
Amen.
all: Amen.
- Now, brother Julius, you know you don't
have to do this, right?
- What?
Ain't you the preacher? What's that supposed to mean?
- I'm just saying. - Hey, Rev.
I don't have to marry Connie. I want to.
I'm excited just thinking about it.
I mean, I'm 57 years old
and I've never felt this way before.
Look at it, my palms are sweating and shit!
Oh, sorry, Reverend.
But this is a good nervous. [sighs]
I'm just nervous about the thought
of ever losing such an amazing woman.
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
Let's do this.
- Mm-hmm.
[soft music]
- Well, all right.
- All right, Pops.
- Rita, would you come help me zip this dress up, please?
- Oh, you look--
oh, my goodness, you look so beautiful.
- Yeah, you think so? - Yes.
- Thank you! I'm so excited.
But where my drink? - Oh, there you go.
- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome.
[laughter]
- Mm-hmm. - Oh.
- Uh-oh. It's stuck.
[tense music]
- What do you mean-- okay, okay, wait!
- Rita! - Don't pull!
- Oh, my God, it ripped. [all gasp]
- Oh, Rita! - [gasps]
- Oh, my God.
- I have a dress!
It's tight, and it's red--
- Red? I can't do a red dress!
- Nontraditional is traditional right now.
- I'm not a red girl, Veronica. - Connie.
- Okay, everybody shut up!
- There you guys are!
Finally. [giggles]
- Oof.
- [sighs] - What's--wha--
- I got you, Miss Connie.
- You sure? - Mm-hmm.
[soft music]
- Okay.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ A pathos or two ♪
♪ Will erase your blues ♪
♪ Wake up and see ♪
♪ Majesty, palm trees ♪
♪ Grow ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
- Wow.
You really did that, Layne Roberts.
[both chuckle] You might not be
so bad after all.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
♪ ♪
I did that. [laughs]
And I'm flattered by the compliment,
but I am more surprised that she knows my full name.
- Mama, you look--
you're beautiful.
- Thank you, babe.
- Uh, I'm gonna see you guys out there.
She really is beautiful.
- Yeah, she is.
- Hi, baby.
- You know, I'm...
really happy for you.
- Yeah? - And him.
- Julius.
"Him" name is Julius.
- All right, all right, look,
I'm not trying to diss your man.
- Mm.
- I was just...
worried that he wasn't who you thought he was.
- But he is.
Ooh.
- You're really getting married.
- I'm really getting married. [laughs]
Mm.
- For a long time, it's just been me and you.
We did everything together. - Everything.
- Parks, hot-ass fairs every year.
- [laughs] Well, you know I love my funnel cake.
- Yeah, and you know how I feel about the sun.
I'd leave looking like Drake,
come back looking like Meek Mill.
- You are so dramatic.
[laughing] Boy, please.
Bring me my shoes, baby.
Thank you.
- You were there for it all,
all the football games.
- Oh, Lord.
All those Saturdays.
- But you loved it.
- Every minute of it.
And then you grew up
and became a man
who can take care of himself.
♪ ♪
- I just...
wanna make sure that he got you.
I left some pretty big shoes to fill.
- Relax, baby.
'Cause you and me gon' take care of each other forever.
Okay?
Truth is, when your father left, I probably...
leaned on you a little too much.
But that ends now, my darling.
You really are a good son.
No, I mean you really are.
But...
you don't worry about me.
Okay? Go live your life
and find your love.
'Cause I'm going to meet mine at the altar right now.
Okay?
♪ ♪
Hmm.
- Well, let's go get you married, then.
- Yes, let's.
Before you mess up my makeup. [laughs]
- None of those weddings are for real.
I saw the pastor for Bebe's wedding
working the door at Magic City, like, three weeks later.
[laughs] Actors, boo, they need money.
They're gigging. They gigging, gigging.
- Oh, my God. - [laughs]
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
[cell phone buzzing]
♪ ♪
- When you said we matched, I thought you meant that--
your dress with my socks or something.
We look like Black Sonny and regular Cher.
- I know.
Isn't it great?
[soft indistinct chatter]
- Ah.
My friends saved me a seat.
One single-ass, lonely-ass seat.
[tender music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Guess what I did today ♪
♪ Those were the words I said to you ♪
♪ It was last May, don't know the exact day ♪
♪ In my hand, there was a ring ♪
♪ Then you told me ♪
- Ready to give me away?
- ♪ That you loved me ♪
♪ More than anything in your life ♪
♪ So I asked you, "Would you do me the honor" ♪
- The couple has written their own vows.
- ♪ "Of being my wife" ♪
- Julius,
I never thought I'd find a man like you.
And then here you come,
filling every gap and void in my life.
Thank you for allowing me to do the same for you.
I love you.
And I promise
to love you forever.
- Oh, Lord, that was beautiful!
- Connie,
there's a lot of men out here saying
they're the luckiest man in the world,
but they're lying,
because I am.
The day I met you,
it didn't change my life.
It just made me realize
that all the changes I made in my life
were so I'd be ready to meet you.
I'm just sad that I knew you for years
and it took all this time to get here.
But here I am, babe. - [chuckles]
- Here I am.
And I'm gonna love you forever.
[crowd murmuring]
Oh, that's it. That's all I got.
[laughter]
- Please exchange rings.
And then repeat after me.
With this ring, I thee wed.
- With this ring... - With this ring...
both: I thee wed. [both chuckle]
- I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
[upbeat music]
All right. [applause]
- I love that.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I wanna thank you ♪ [phone camera clicks]
♪ Heavenly Father ♪ [cheers and applause]
♪ For shining your light on me ♪
- Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Mr. and Mrs. Julius King!
[chuckles] [cheers and applause]
[funky music]
♪ ♪
[R&B music]
♪ ♪
[glass clanking]
♪ ♪
- Ah, I'm realizing I should've...
written something, but I didn't.
- Mm.
- So me and this champagne gon' wing it.
- Let the Lord use you, boy.
[laughter]
- Right.
[exhales sharply]
Congratulations on finding each other,
finding love and a way to make it work.
We all try.
But somehow, you two did it.
Here's to recognizing it,
taking a leap of faith, and humbling yourself
enough to let the right one in
and hold on to 'em.
So, Julius,
I gotta say...
you're a good dude.
And I'm happy to give you my blessing.
So take care of my mother.
And, Mama, let me know if he don't.
He may be bigger than me, but I got brothers now,
so we can handle him.
[laughter]
Cheers.
- Cheers! all: Cheers.
- Cheers.
- You kids enjoy!
- [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- Hi!
- How you doing? - Hi, how are you?
- ♪ Ah, push it ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Ah, push it ♪
♪ ♪
- This dancing ain't for your brand, is it?
- This dance is just for you, baby.
- ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
♪ Baby, baby ♪ - Thank you.
- You know it. - Have a good night.
All right.
- ♪ Get up on this ♪
- Tracey. Tracey!
♪ ♪
Are you gonna do it to him or no?
- Girl, no, we're just dancing.
- Mm-hmm, you wearing panties or no?
- No panties. - Mm-hmm.
That's what I thought.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Ow ♪
- Oh, yeah!
♪ Tag Team back again ♪
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, no, no.
It's not what--
- Get it, girl!
- Don't get too excited, Wanda. Your egg's gonna fall out.
- Why is this happening?
- ♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
- Yeah. I like this, girl.
- ♪ Now, wait a minute, y'all ♪
- Ooh, y'all are a good-looking couple.
- Oh, thank you.
- How long y'all been together?
- She was my girlfriend in college.
- Aww. Love it.
- [chuckles]
- ♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
- You cold? - No, I'm good, I'm fine.
- Yeah, you are.
Can't have my lady out here shivering.
Come on.
- Thank you. Aww.
♪ ♪
- Yeah, getting it baby. You better get it.
You better get it in. Bite that tail.
Bite that tail. I'm a tiger. Roar, roar.
- Scotch and soda, please.
That was some toast.
- You liked that? You liked that?
I mean, you know, that's how I be doing it.
You know what I'm saying? It's just--it's nothing.
Came off the dome. It was crazy.
- Interesting, seemed like you was
talking to your mom, to me,
yourself...
and someone else?
- What?
You must've been talking to my mom.
It's not like that.
- Come on, man. You're not fooling anybody.
Why don't you tell her how you really feel?
I mean, yeah, me and your mom spoke,
but I have eyes.
I can see.
- It's--
it's just not the right time.
- It's never the right time...
until it is.
I mean, if I was you, I'd go get that woman I love.
Wait.
I just did.
[dance music]
♪ ♪
- V, have you seen Layne?
- Uh, you know, actually, I haven't.
Let me call her.
[cell phone chimes] What?
- What's up?
- She's gone home.
Yeah, let me see. [cell phone buzzes and chimes]
Something about work,
tired of getting grinded on.
Bus?
She went to the bus station alone.
Why would she do that?
Oh, my God. You know what?
- I got her, I got her, I got her.
♪ ♪
[exhales heavily]
[R&B music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Like a show on TV ♪
- Do you think I can post this?
- ♪ Time to pay it forward like I owe ya ♪
- [scoffs] No.
- ♪ Can you take it, screaming bloody murder ♪
- Ooh.
Ooh, baby.
Oh! - Shh!
Calm your ass down. - Ooh.
- My friends are on this floor. - Ooh.
♪ ♪
- Mm.
- ♪ No body doubles, I'ma be the cameraman ♪
♪ Before-and-after pics ♪
both: Ooh!
- Man, Kyler Murray
doesn't get enough credit for his accuracy!
I mean, he runs, but...
he's great in the pocket.
Ooh, and they put it in slow-mo.
[inhales sharply]
- My friends are too clo--clo--
oh, close! - Ooh!
- Aah!
- Did you hear that?
- Oh! - Oh, is that--
[whimpers]
Nasty. She's supposed to be celibate.
- Oh, she's selling it.
- Stop. [both chuckle]
[bus beeping]
- Thank you, baby. - Layne.
- No problem.
I got it.
- Hey.
I, um--
I knew I had to go back, so I just thought I'd...
go tonight.
What are you doing here?
- Looking for you.
You left without saying goodbye, and...
there was something I wanted to say.
- Something to say about us being together?
- Um, yeah.
- Yeah, um...
I saw your face a couple of times during the wedding,
and I could see that you were affected by all of this.
- I'm glad that you noticed, 'cause it did, a lot.
- Yeah, I can only imagine.
But honestly, Deon, it--it won't work.
- Wait, what?
- Me and you.
If it was gonna work,
it would have the first or the second
or any of the times we tried in all the years
that we've known each other.
Why try so hard
when everything is telling us not to?
- Everything?
Look, I never really tried.
I never made a decision and went after you,
but I'm doing that now, Layne.
- Now?
At a wedding?
I get it.
You're feeling all warm and fuzzy.
But if what we had was real,
it would be able to work in the real world.
And I-I'm really happy for your mother and Julius,
that they could find each other,
but we are getting older,
and I gotta be honest with myself.
I don't think we have that.
[soft music]
- [sighs]
Wow.
♪ ♪
I guess you should get going, then.
♪ ♪
- I just want to be friends,
for real this time,
like we used to be.
♪ ♪
[sighs]
Finally,
closure.
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
Shit!
[soft music]
- ♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ A pathos or two ♪
♪ Will erase your ♪
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