Original subtitles

es eso

el laberinto

Diablos, sí, quieres entrar.

no sé qué tal si sólo conseguimos unos pocos

fotos bien

Quien es ese

[ __ ] nariz

quiero irme

[Aplausos]

Hola

yo estoy a punto de dar la vuelta solo dime

Dónde estás

[Aplausos]

guau

y

paz

[Aplausos]

[Música]

entonces

[Música]

[Música]

calle principal una pequeña prisión diminuta aquí

consiguió un

hotel por aqui

algunos de ustedes podrian estar pensando

sosteniendo

estos edificios se ven un poco horribles

hasta parecen falsos

sabes en lo que estarías en lo cierto

ellos hijo

no se lo que la gente

que vivían aquí lo estaban haciendo tal vez ellos

estaban llenando los vacios o simplemente teniendo

un buen rato pero hay varios

edificios legítimos han estado aquí por mucho tiempo

mucho tiempo

Este es uno de ellos

y no hay una historia real sobre esto

lugar correcto

bien

Bueno

hubo encontrado un articulo que encontre

era un es un viejo uh como escaneado

uh articulo de periodico quemado y

se trataba de un gran gran incendio en

blackwood cae por lo que prueba que

esta ciudad existió todo el resto sin embargo

es un misterio

bien listo

bueno

Hola

Está bien, no digas que suenas como un

chica anime

bueno

uh, relájate, está bien, sí, tienes razón, uh bien

hola bienvenidos a nuestro nuevo canal

soy marca soy jenna

y el titulo no es clickbait nosotros

en realidad he comprado bien pronto para

comprar un pueblo fantasma que pronto seremos

los orgullosos dueños de los abandonados

Blackwood Falls Town y lo que somos

vamos a hacer aquí vamos a hacer

este es un lugar de destino que va a

habrá tiendas habrá restaurantes

un hotel va a ser increíble

lugar para ir a salir en medio de

a ningún lado y a pasarlo en grande ponemos nuestro

todos los ahorros en este

esta increíble ciudad, así que esperamos que usted

se lo dirás a tus amigos y obtendrás

emocionado por eso también vamos a tomar un

recorrido

Aquí nosotros

son

tres horas

de cualquier pueblo o gasolinera o cualquier cosa

como eso

no hay servicio celular a pesar de que

hay algunas torres gigantes allí

no se cual es el problema

la electricidad son paneles solares

¿Cómo se supone que debemos comunicarnos con

el resto de la civilización

bien nena

nosotros en realidad

calificado para internet satelital es

500 dólares al mes pero

hacer algo de transmisión

bueno al menos si alguien trata de matar

nosotros sabemos que podemos llamar a alguien para conducir

tres horas para decir esto

así que amigos, probablemente debería mencionar eso

mi

hermosa esposa inteligente y siempre sexy tiene

algunas reservas sobre dejarnos caer

todo y salir aquí

volver a la gira

sabes lo que acabo de

Estoy muy agradecido de que ella me apoye.

100

en todas mis locas ideas

Bueno, esta podría ser la última idea que tengo.

detrás

bueno

bien de vuelta a la gira de vuelta a la gira

whoa mira el bajo de la letrina

bueno

veamos esto

Cómo es

Oh bebé

esto es lujoso

estas instalaciones te van a encantar

es hermoso nena

[Música]

esto es

probablemente el edificio más grande aquí que hemos

tengo la iglesia

es tan genial para mí que pienso en

como hace 120 años más que eso como

la gente estaba

solo en este lugar solo

sesión

pensamiento

Orando

que genial es esto

podemos renovar nuestros votos nena

y aquí tenemos la oficina de correos

ese maniquí me asustó muchísimo

cuando lo vi por primera vez, oh, este tipo es el

único amigo que tenemos aquí

el es un poco caliente

Vaya

sí, mi esposa tiene un gusto extraño, ella también

le gusta esta chica

[Música]

Aquí tenemos

algún tipo de exterior

teatro nos conformamos con el cine

oh sí, sería como 200 dólares la hora para

transmite aquí también

aunque pantalla grande

muy genial

y practica algo de mi sombra minera

títeres

dame otro

oh cuidado con esa pila oh

les vas a mostrar el laberinto

sí, este es definitivamente el

una de las cosas mas raras

de este pueblo no se si

tal vez alguien lo creo

para halloween o

no estoy seguro pero vas a ver

es realmente

fácil perderse

vamos, no es divertido

saquemos el [ __ ] de mi

no pongas eso en el video

si claro por supuesto que no

uno vamos

tengo algunos ataúdes aquí

cual

mi esposa ha dicho que si las cosas no funcionan

fuera estos están todos listos para mí

espero que no el primer dia

un poco desordenado pero quiero decir mira

a ella es tan bonita que no importa

tengo que aguantar eso ok

Vaya

hay un hotel de avispas

marca que esa cosa es enorme

pero lo resolveremos

no me acercaría demasiado

¿Cuál crees que es el precio de una habitación en

el hotel avispa es

[Música]

bien jenna dinos donde estamos

bueno este es nuestro nuevo hogar o el negro

nido de viuda como me gusta llamarlo

porque he matado como a cinco negros

viudas aquí hoy solas oh bueno

las arañas son buenas matan a las otras

insectos que podrían atrapar

algunas avispas

pero este es nuestro

arreglo de vivienda se puede ver esto

hermoso lugar aquí es para mí y aquí

es la cama de la reina

no, no hacen cunas extragrandes, así que nosotros

son

durmiendo por separado

como solían hacerlo, ¿eh?

lujoso oh es súper lujoso y uh

sabes

ella está en la cama agradable y

estoy en el suelo

pero no tengo quejas aquí me encanta

tenemos todas nuestras cosas aquí estamos

sobreviviendo tenemos agua tenemos un poco

fruta fresca

que vamos a tener que comer pronto o

va a ir mal tenemos algunos

alimentos procesados ​​que nos mantendrán

vivo por un rato oh y nena

solo para que la gente sepa

no estoy siendo rehén aquí marca

dijo que podemos volver si las cosas se ponen demasiado

malo

bien

sí

muy bien amigos esto es todo

visión aquí

lo tengo todo dispuesto

ver

mientras que la mayoría de la gente ve un casco antiguo con

edificios derrumbados veo una familia

destino

sabes que vamos a tener familias

comiendo

disfrutando de paseos

haciendo memorias

este lugar va a ser como

entrando en una máquina del tiempo puedo ver

ya todo

tenemos la tierra solo necesitamos la

fondos

más fondos y tengo un chico que viene

en solo un par de días

es todo lo que está pasando y

lo que espero es que los espectadores

ven y disfruta de este lugar

tú

ahora mismo estás vas a tener

la oportunidad de ver algo crecer

de

de esto

estas primeras etapas tempranas en algo

muy grande y el lugar va a ser

increíble así que espero verlos a todos aquí

esto es

esto es simplemente

Estoy tan contenta de que estés en este viaje.

conmigo

y

um sí, supongo que eso es todo por

hoy

entonces

gracias por mirar y nos vemos

mañana

bueno

Estaba dormido

uh, pero escuché algunos ruidos y

sabes que quiero que este canal sea

totalmente transparente, así que voy a mostrar

todo lo bueno

lo malo y lo aterrador

uh lo que el dueño anterior

dijo que había como algunos

a veces los niños venían aquí y

colarme, estoy oliendo algún tipo de

quemando madera así que espero que nadie esté jugando

con fuego

vamos a ver

qué demonios

ay dios mío

trabajar

¿Qué diablos estás haciendo aquí?

uh, hay algunos zorros, vamos, ¿por qué?

hueles a

nena solo necesito que me prometas

vas a ser 100 honesto conmigo

aquí sí está

no era nada es como un animal o

algo no te preocupes

y el humo

no se que es

no es gran cosa está bien

es eh

no te asustes ok

está bien

vamos

sí, ¿qué va a la cama?

bueno

compartiré mi cama contigo por una noche

[Música]

Muy bien, tenemos un día lleno de acción.

hoy tengo un invitado especial que viene más tarde

y

para el final de hoy

vamos a firmar papeles para ser los nuevos

dueños

de

este pueblo fantasma tan

parece que va a haber un montón de

actividad hoy

Luciendo bien

el desayuno me refiero

¿Qué estás haciendo solo salchichas y

huevos

Creo que Jenna está un poco asustada por

anoche

no, no estoy asustado, solo me pregunto

que estabas haciendo caminando por aqui

a las tres de la mañana

espero que tu sonambulismo no haya vuelto

oh no, no duermo

el año pasado caminaste a casa del vecino

casa y golpearon su puerta durante 20

minutos

estaban aterrorizados

necesitaba mantequilla

diana

está bien

ahora intenta no voy a matar a alguien

OMS

soy el único aquí

bueno

así que solo vas a

levante el pulgar de su mano dominante en su

balanceo de la mano dominante de un lado a otro

suéltelo a la altura de los ojos y luego

suéltalo como un látigo

maldita sea bien eso está bien eso es

derecho toma otro

toma otro ya se que hacer

aquí vamos

uh no sal de atras ahi esto es

lo que quieres vamos marca eso es

idiota no no solo consigue tu deja tu

la fantasía sucede

aquí tienes

tirarlo tirarlo

tíralo bien vamos

Guau

sorprendido

yo mismo oh

aquí está el mismísimo genio del cine

que pasa porque

que bueno verte hombre como estas

como tres horas aquí, oh sí, es un

un poco de pista eh, oye, ¿quién es este?

lo siento lo siento esto es eh

lisa lisa mi novia encantada de conocerte

oh wow que bien

justin es mi primo tiene todo tipo

de equipo de cine de lujo que tiene como un

zumbido

en algún lugar de aquí va a realmente

aumentar el valor de producción para ustedes

sí, debería ser genial, será divertido

creo

hola justin

marca uh no me dijiste que eran

próximo

oh sí, es una especie de idea de última hora

me habló de esto hace dos meses

hola soy jenna

lisa encantada de conocerte

está bien así que solo

escucha solo dispara todo amigo solo

like si me ves cagando

me ves a mí y a mi vida marcando bien

solo tú lo haces bien como si fueras

solo seré como un fantasma solo te quiero a ti

disparar solo disparar a todo, sí

el sexo marital es genial va a ser divertido

sí, amigo, está bien, así que tenemos el

firma más tarde hoy vamos a tener un

pequeña fiesta después de eso y déjame

mostrarte al héroe

Vaya

justin

sí

ok estamos bien

doc mi cara se ve rara ¿soy genial?

¿Puedes oírme? Estamos rodando cuando

estás listo, sí, está bien, inténtalo como debería

abotona esto

no está bien

todo bien listo

bueno entonces

nosotros

acabo de recibir el correo

a

firma el contrato haremos un rápido

señal digital y luego seremos los

propietarios oficiales de blackwood falls

una espera cariño

estas 100 seguro de esto

sí

sí

el universo nos dio esta nena

Dios hizo que esto sucediera

verás

bueno

bueno entonces

nosotros

solo van a iniciar

aquí

iniciales aqui

y

firma final aquí todos listos

Muy bien, ahora somos los propietarios oficiales.

de blackwood cae

bien vamos a celebrar

sí, va a ser efectivo en el condado esto

el lugar va a ser como

va a poner un hotel en hemos

ya

oh, es bueno

marca que vas a

va a brindar con nosotros o

apégate a tu uh marca no bebe

hey escucha esta bien um

tengo esto realmente elegante

agua con gas

con la que puedo brindar

mala suerte a pies de agua pero no con

agua con gas ¿sabías que todos

así que aquí vamos

saludos a blackwood falls este lugar es

va a ser increible

saludos chicos saludos

está bien, ya sabes

en realidad tengo que irme

necesito uno voy a checar esos

documentos asegúrese de que el um

la empresa consiguió los papeles

lindo lugar

así que jenna cómo te sientes

nervioso

nervioso por

Estoy bromeando

estoy feliz por mark estoy emocionado

es un gran lugar para nosotros para escapar

y curar

eh, sí

esperábamos un hijo y no

ejercicio

oh dios mio estoy

lo siento mucho

está bien

muy bien amigos, eso es una envoltura en un

día lleno de acción ahora somos los orgullosos

dueños de blackwood

cae va a ser increíble por favor quédate

sintonizó a todos por ahí para todos

la emoción que se avecina

[Música]

[Música]

ey

¿Qué tipo eras? ¿Estabas tocando fuerte?

música de piano como hace 10 minutos ¿qué hay?

pasando

no

estas jugando conmigo estamos durmiendo

amigo que diablos esta pasando

did you ask justin he was asleep

we need to call the police there are no

police here

all right so it's 3 30 in the morning

there's some kind of piano music i don't

know if kids are messing around or what

but i'm about to find out

[Music]

so

so

so

down

what was it

it's fine it's nothing it's a piano that

plays by itself

what are you sure

how'd it start

[Music]

[Laughter]

hey guys

i didn't get a lot of sleep last night i

don't think anybody did

we had a wild night here

um but

things are

things are are moving forward uh we've

got there's always any business is going

to have its setbacks right

but um

we uh

have an investor coming today very

excited and i've also hired a

groundskeeper who's gonna

help out with some of the stuff that you

guys have seen crazy stuff happening

here at blackwood falls

no i don't think you're thinking this

whole thing through it's not safe here

it's safe there's not a single cop

around for like three hours let alone

another human being yeah well i hired

help he's coming today so now we're

gonna have five people living here

how are we supposed to feed and care for

these people mark we'll adapt jesus

christ jenna

can you like

just support me here

just trust that i'm gonna figure things

out it'll be fine

hey man

uh i gotta go get the groundskeeper so

um why don't you spend some camera time

with jenna uh no that's okay

nah it'll be fine it's like a b-roll

right that's a thing so just you know uh

go around and and follow around and

it'll be awesome uh see you guys later

okay so i'm not really sure what it is

i'm supposed to do not used to this

stuff

just be natural tell us what you're

doing

well okay

well right now i'm taking pictures of

all the building for mark

try and put them on the website make

this place more appealing

oh hey you want to see something cool

sure

holy crap

whoa

no this thing has like quadrupled in

size since monday

no that's impossible

a nest this big would take like six

months

my aunt lived on a ranch

[Music]

[Music]

and what about last night mark never

told me exactly what happened oh that

was nothing uh mark said it was just one

of those pianos that plays by itself i

guess

here yeah

ah i guess this is it

you sure this was it

uh maybe it was another one

do you mind if i ask you

kind of a personal question

yeah go ahead

how do you feel about living here

oh well i mean it's different

but

there's exciting times ahead

jenna come on how do you really

feel

i [ __ ] hate it here

besides no electricity no running water

no cell phone service

i can't sleep

and mark's become obsessed with this

place

i have no idea who he is anymore

it's like time standing still i mean a

day feels like a month and

the longer i'm out here

i'm starting to feel like i don't even

exist anymore

do you want to go home

we have no home

this is my wife jenna

hello ma'am how you doing i'm billy

man with the camera is justin

where's your lady how you doing she's in

the room okay um

billy how long ago did you work here

yeah

probably about 10 years ago

um

i was a carrot taker of this property

um i just made sure nothing crazy

happened around the sports

yeah billy here is going to be

looking over the place making sure we're

all safe and nothing bad happens so uh

we're very excited to have him here

so where'd you live when you last worked

here

um

around the corner they had some trailers

back there are they still here by chance

no

we'll figure something out

you know i think the sheriff's office is

free

um

sure i can adapt to any space

hey mark maybe we can have a look at

that wasp nest that thing's grown like

three times the size

yikes

yeah

i'll take care of them for you

i'll show you whatever kills it

hey justin um so i'm gonna have you like

kind of hide i got an investor coming

just want you to just you know

just catch everything that he does

um yeah i don't necessarily want him to

see the camera okay but i just want to

get his reaction

christ took almost four hours to get

here

yeah it's a bit out there but worth it i

think

when so when you first came in that's

where we'll put in the hotel

and then these little buildings are

going to be perfect for little shops

restaurants that sort of thing it's

going to be a western themed park

destination restaurants shops rides this

place is going to be huge what the [ __ ]

is this place mark

what

what do you mean this isn't a western

ghost town it's a goddamn kitty park

these aren't real buildings

well yeah i mean some of them aren't

real but there's there are real

buildings here you told me you had an

authentic ghost town ready for expansion

i yes that's what it is this is a town

let me show you some of the real

buildings there's

you know what your problem is mark

you're too much of a salesman

you over promise things lie and then

give [ __ ] for results i didn't lie

yeah well i'm pulling my funding

what

no

this place is a [ __ ] and you're

gonna need at least another two million

to get it up and running not to mention

plumbing electricity

i'm out

let me let me show you let me show you

the saloon it's it's amazing there's

like a there's a piano that plays by

itself

did you know that two teenagers got

murdered here three weeks ago what no

that's fake news

they probably snuck in and got stranded

or something the girl's head was cut off

with an axe

we'll change the name of the town it's

not a big deal

it's simple

i'm done here and i'm done with you

this place is a joke

he's pulling the funding

what do you mean he's pulling the

funding i thought the money was already

in the bank

yeah

yeah a week ago he was all in and now

so what what now mark i mean we have

nothing left no savings nothing yeah i'm

aware of our situation jen

maybe

maybe your mother or your grandmother

would want to invest this is going to be

a huge return for everybody my family

you want my family to invest are you

[ __ ] serious

what are we all gonna live out here

together with nothing

getting by and taking showers with water

bottles okay that's fine don't worry

about it i'll take care of everything

the videos are working

it's like i have an online presence each

one gets more and more views i'm gonna

be able to monetize soon don't worry

about it and i'll rent this place out

oh my god

everyone warned me not to do this

told me to have a savings back up

please

i'll figure something out how much do we

have left

well i had to pay the down payment and

i'm paying justin and billy so

so how much

like 300

justin

there is something very wrong here this

place is not right these people

they're not

right lisa it's just one more day stick

around no we need to leave tonight

i can't believe he's my cousin who is

not mine

hey everybody i want to thank all my new

subscribers

i saw that we've got 35 000 new

subscribers which is very exciting

and if you're new

my name is mark

and

i sold everything to move out to a ghost

town

and we had quite a day at blackwood

falls today

i guess every business is going to have

its ups and downs

we had a big down

uh the investor

pulled out

so

that leaves me with just my very small

amount of seed money

i sold my house sold my wife's car

everything

so failure is not really an option

i think it was winston churchill that

said

when you're going through hell

keep going

so that's what i'm going to do

that's all i can do

oh

hey this is our amazing groundskeeper

billy

is everything okay

yeah it's fine it's um well

our investor pulled out

because he thinks this is a fake place

fake

no

this place is very real my friend

do you know any of the history

yeah

actually

back in the theater room back there

there might be a box with some

old maps and pictures and books

that might help you out might want to

take a look

okay

i don't know if you guys understood that

but

i didn't

go check it out

[Music]

what's this

what is this doing here

huh

i think

after today

i deserve a drink

oh

oh

see you found it

hey man you scared me

uh

all right

a little dazed

yeah i'm fine

all right well

about to go to bed so if you need me

give me a

now i also found a super 8 film reel

which it's got a little copper strip so

i think we're going to be able to

get some sound out of this and we're

going to

watch it together

right now

[Music]

deep in the dusty forgotten hills of

texas rests a town whose history is

filled with terror

a town

full of ghosts

blackwood falls is located three hours

from any major town in what some people

called the devil's triangle of texas

facts about the history of the town are

so shrouded that it's impossible to cite

the exact date of the town's birth

at its beak blockwood falls had a

population of over 200 residents by

[Music]

1893 then

tragedy struck

rumors of witchcraft within the walls of

the local brothel began to spread like

wildfire

after the disappearance of a child the

town joined forces and burned a brothel

down with every woman inside

all were killed except the owner of the

brothel

legends say she hid in the shadows of

the town wearing a mask to cover her

horrendous burns and only coming out at

night

but the hate she had inside her for her

lost women grew too sour

on christmas night madame mary took an

axe and killed almost every man woman

and child

the texas government burned all evidence

of the town trying to bury its horrific

past

to this day people say the wooden

skeleton of the town

still holds something

okay so i've done some research on this

place

and

what i found is pretty crazy i wanted to

share it all with you guys so

from

what i've read i've

pretty sure there was a brothel in this

town and the people in the town did they

decided there they were witches or they

were killing kids for sacrifice or

something i'm not really sure why they

got so mad but what i am sure about is

that they burned down the brothel

there was that's the big fire that i

read about in the the article before so

so they burned the place down with

all the women inside of it and and all

the women in there died except for the

owner

who was badly burned

and they buried all these people

in this you can see on this map mass

grave

right the that's where the maze is now

in this town

and then

from what i can tell from the few things

that i found

the owner who was the only survivor came

back

and killed

everyone in the town with an axe

just went through and murdered everyone

now i've i've searched through the

deepest darkest places on the internet

and i can't find anything about this

town

so somebody

really wanted to bury the history of

this place

[Music]

hey you still have your drone

yes

great meet me at the maze at 2 a.m no

for what i'll tell you later

hey actually um we have a family

emergency so we're going to leave what

no

no i need everyone here

justin that's what i'm paying you for

listen man

i think it's pissed if we just cut ties

we're gonna head back okay everything

going on

what are you talking about what's going

on you know exactly what i'm talking

about

arguing the investor like my check

balance before i got out here i'm not

gonna do this anymore

dude

help

leave in the morning help me out tonight

okay

i'll pay you in cash

i promise

just help your cuz out

this is it okay this is it and i'm done

okay see you too

what are we doing out here so this town

has a really crazy history i've been

looking into it i think there's a mass

grave under this maze

are you serious yeah so you're gonna

take the drone up and get as high as you

can see as much as you can and then i'm

gonna go inside

shouldn't we do this in the morning no i

don't want jenna to know and freak out

and also i think nighttime is when it

comes out

what comes out you ready

[Music]

i'm going in use this to guide me there

so the bodies

all right guys

we're about to see

what's going on

do you see everything

yeah

get as wide as you can

where am i

uh

make a right and left

i can now smell some kind of burning

odor like sulfur

you're almost there around the corner

oh [ __ ]

what

justin

justin

well i think we lost justin

i'm not really seeing anything here

uh

food

mark you all right

what happened what happened in there

nothing in there

it was

yeah it's nothing let's go to bed

oh you see i saw someone in there with

you no it was just shadows

come on come on let's hit the sack

[Music]

so

[Music]

this is justin giles

on location at

blackwood falls

i'm making this in case something

happens to me

last night i was filming with my cousin

mark

out in some maze come home and my

girlfriend lisa

was sleeping this morning i wake up and

she's gone

my car's gone her phone's still here

she wouldn't have left without telling

me

i

i don't know what's going on here

god i was looking for you

have you seen mark anywhere

no

and

lisa's gone my car's gone

what do you mean lisa's gone

i

i don't know

i

mark was acting different last night

last night what happened last night

justin please

okay

we did some drone shots i saw

a i don't know he was talking about

weird stuff like i saw a body a mass

grave mass grave

he wants you to know

okay justin i'm gonna need you to record

everything you see from now on okay

we might need it for evidence

i think my life might be in danger

i think all of our lives might be in

danger

have you seen billy anywhere

no

okay

we need to find mark

we need to get the keys from him and we

need to get the hell out of here

over here

mark

what the hell are you doing you're

drinking again

mark

billy is taking care of the wasp nest

that thing has gotten out of control

justin said something about a mass grave

under the maze

and a woman

i already keep a secret around here

mark just give me the keys to the car

i'm leaving

i can't be this is because of you

this is your fault

mark please

mark just give me the keys you want the

keys

do you want them

you no one is leaving this town

we need to make a move tonight like what

mark's the only phone that has satellite

internet we can i'll sneak into his room

later tonight

get the phone

i'll call 9-1-1

doesn't it take him like three hours to

get here

it's our only chance

has he ever

acted like this before

no

no

it's not mark anymore

i don't know who he is

i just know that we we gotta get out of

here i gotta get in there get that phone

and we'll call 911.

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hey guys

thanks for watching

you know what's funny

you have a big dream

big goal

seems like

people do whatever they can to shut you

down

maybe it's self-hatred

envy i don't know

but

we're developing a big big problem here

in blackwood falls

my own family is plotting against me my

wife

my cousin

my own blood

tonight we're gonna have to lay down

some ground rules

let me just check on billy see how he's

doing with this wasp nest

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appreciate all the work you're doing

here

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wow

excuse the mess lisa here is in time out

for trying to steal my cousin away

okay so how does everything work

well the night vision's on you can just

look into the screen

okay cool

i'm gonna bring it in there so i can see

grab the phone call 901 we get the hell

out of here okay do you have like a

weapon or something i have hatchet

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so

see

so

six

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just

just

hey babe wake up

wake up

hey

oh you looking for justin he's here

he's fine

justin give us a give us a little wave

he's being shy

yeah

so

to all my viewers out there

it's we're in the church of blackwood

falls

and it seems that my wife was going to

run away with my cousin

so

we just had to take care of some things

but we've got 500 000 subscribers which

is very exciting and we're gonna have a

good show for you tonight

i'm gonna put this harness on

justin our cameraman is feeling a little

under the weather so i'm going to have

to do everything as usual

but what i really want to know is

why

why

after all these years of marriage

all these struggles

why would you do this

is it because i have goals

dreams

and then i find this

what is that

you were gonna you were gonna cut me up

slice me open with this rusty axe and

then run off with my cousin

i have the axe now

but you know what

i'm a fair guy

we're gonna do this

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fair

heads i cut off your head

tails

cut off your legs

oh

i lied

i'm gonna cut off your head no matter

what

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justin

what are you doing

[ __ ]

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please

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honey

let's just talk this over please

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come on babe

we can get some therapy

jenna

you can try for another baby anything

you want let's just talk this over

this is jenna sanders

please send help now

ah there you are

oh hey come on i just want to talk i

just want to talk to him

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here

yeah

hey jenna

mark

foreign

uh

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um

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oh

this is

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