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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,238 --> 00:00:54,086 10 RULES TO MAKE HER FALL IN LOVE 2 00:00:54,236 --> 00:00:55,570 The universe… 3 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,979 …has fascinated me since I was a kid. 4 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,635 So immense and mysterious… 5 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:02,999 So many destinies! 6 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:06,234 Yet, amidst billions of stars, 7 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,583 each of us has his own place. 8 00:01:08,733 --> 00:01:09,996 Mine is here. 9 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:13,387 This is the sun, 10 00:01:13,577 --> 00:01:15,727 and this is the Earth. 11 00:01:16,323 --> 00:01:19,675 The earth revolves around the sun, 12 00:01:20,102 --> 00:01:22,292 while, the Moon, 13 00:01:22,817 --> 00:01:24,587 revolves around the Earth. 14 00:01:24,737 --> 00:01:26,462 -Teacher… -Yes? 15 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:29,015 I pooped. 16 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:35,790 That's all right, sweetie, we'll go get changed now. 17 00:01:36,192 --> 00:01:37,370 I'll handle it. 18 00:01:37,588 --> 00:01:40,854 As I was saying, the Sun, played by Mr. Orange here… 19 00:01:41,004 --> 00:01:44,439 Working at this day care is what makes me happiest. 20 00:01:44,697 --> 00:01:48,247 I realized astrophysics was just a passion, 21 00:01:48,815 --> 00:01:53,266 so I dropped out of university and devoted my time to what I love, 22 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:55,250 as we all should do. 23 00:01:57,306 --> 00:02:00,493 Everything was going fine, until something happened. 24 00:02:00,643 --> 00:02:01,894 Teacher! 25 00:02:02,424 --> 00:02:03,768 Teacher! 26 00:02:04,266 --> 00:02:06,748 Do thunderbolts come from the Sun? 27 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:30,363 Come with me… 28 00:02:36,251 --> 00:02:41,595 Hello, I'm looking for this place, it's a deconsecrated church. 29 00:02:46,726 --> 00:02:50,442 Keep walking up the street, I think that's where it is. 30 00:02:50,876 --> 00:02:52,757 Oh, OK. 31 00:02:53,153 --> 00:02:55,097 I'll do that, thanks. 32 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:57,644 How sweet! 33 00:02:57,794 --> 00:02:59,283 -Bye. -Bye. 34 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:06,263 Teacher, where do thunderbolts come from? 35 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:10,349 Yeah, until that day I had no idea… 36 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:13,938 …how it feels to be spellbound by a gaze, a smile! 37 00:03:14,254 --> 00:03:18,720 How do you explain something that is totally non-rational? 38 00:03:20,644 --> 00:03:23,371 Guys, the power went out! 39 00:03:23,577 --> 00:03:25,577 Can someone turn it on again? 40 00:03:26,462 --> 00:03:27,829 I'll do it. 41 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,358 Hurry! 42 00:03:31,061 --> 00:03:32,721 I can't read. 43 00:03:36,769 --> 00:03:38,801 The building still has light… 44 00:03:39,061 --> 00:03:41,531 -Did they cut off our power? -No! 45 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,080 No! 46 00:03:44,653 --> 00:03:46,364 My weed! 47 00:03:46,909 --> 00:03:49,534 My plants require tons of light, understand? 48 00:03:50,728 --> 00:03:52,078 Killer! 49 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:56,133 -Now what'll I smoke? -Chill out. 50 00:03:56,923 --> 00:04:00,085 Marco, he's right, we even got a cut-off notice. 51 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,185 It was your turn to pay. 52 00:04:03,335 --> 00:04:05,049 Pretty Woman's right. 53 00:04:05,199 --> 00:04:08,424 -"Pretty Woman"? -Put on some clothes. 54 00:04:08,653 --> 00:04:10,937 Why, you don't like what you see? 55 00:04:13,865 --> 00:04:14,917 Well… 56 00:04:15,169 --> 00:04:18,622 If you want to live with roommates, you need to cooperate. 57 00:04:18,819 --> 00:04:22,449 Lately, you haven't been helping or cleaning the house… 58 00:04:22,599 --> 00:04:26,491 -Change your attitude or else… -Or else what? 59 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:28,855 Do you want me to leave? 60 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,126 Then, just say so! 61 00:04:31,276 --> 00:04:32,744 Wait, Marco! 62 00:04:32,942 --> 00:04:35,042 -He said it. -Knock it off… 63 00:04:37,132 --> 00:04:39,883 -I know what the problem is. -What? 64 00:04:40,704 --> 00:04:42,372 It has to do with love. 65 00:04:42,807 --> 00:04:44,064 Oh, God… 66 00:04:45,464 --> 00:04:47,187 We're screwed! 67 00:04:55,606 --> 00:04:58,302 Seems like someone upset you tonight. 68 00:05:00,372 --> 00:05:02,538 Forget about women… 69 00:05:03,046 --> 00:05:07,078 Trust me, even if this relationship ends before it starts, 70 00:05:07,228 --> 00:05:08,753 guess who wins? 71 00:05:09,916 --> 00:05:11,631 You win! 72 00:05:12,968 --> 00:05:15,126 Don't be fooled… 73 00:05:15,311 --> 00:05:18,546 …when they look at you with those big eyes! 74 00:05:19,239 --> 00:05:21,559 Introduce him to one of your friends. 75 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:24,671 Fat chance, all of her friends are male! 76 00:05:24,821 --> 00:05:27,738 It's useless, he's already head over heels. 77 00:05:27,888 --> 00:05:32,859 If this chick is really that hot, he has no chance. 78 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:36,427 The door… 79 00:05:36,577 --> 00:05:38,527 -Dressed like that? -So? 80 00:05:43,146 --> 00:05:45,907 The doorbell didn't ring, is your power out? 81 00:05:46,057 --> 00:05:47,794 -And you are? -Mary. 82 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:52,584 -Renato, nice to meet you. -We don't want a vacuum cleaner. 83 00:05:52,804 --> 00:05:55,328 The Jehovah's Witnesses already came by, 84 00:05:55,478 --> 00:05:57,676 we don't read or listen to music, 85 00:05:57,826 --> 00:06:02,421 we don't use cell phones because they emit radiation, thanks. 86 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:05,121 Hold on, you forgot about encyclopedias. 87 00:06:05,439 --> 00:06:07,986 Kidding, I don't want anything from you. 88 00:06:08,136 --> 00:06:12,655 But if you offer me something, I wouldn't dare say no. 89 00:06:13,446 --> 00:06:14,760 Is Marco here? 90 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:18,284 This morning some girl opened her car door, 91 00:06:18,601 --> 00:06:20,387 without looking, 92 00:06:20,704 --> 00:06:24,127 and left a scratch this big on my new car. 93 00:06:25,012 --> 00:06:27,209 3,500 euros in damage. 94 00:06:27,565 --> 00:06:28,822 She cried! 95 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:31,944 Begged me to be gentlemanly about it! 96 00:06:32,498 --> 00:06:33,802 Me? 97 00:06:34,023 --> 00:06:35,890 You should've played along, 98 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,304 she would've given you her number. 99 00:06:39,889 --> 00:06:41,185 Oh, God! 100 00:06:41,447 --> 00:06:44,603 This is my father, the sought-after Dr. Sannino, 101 00:06:44,753 --> 00:06:47,119 luminary of plastic surgery. 102 00:06:47,446 --> 00:06:49,756 He hoped for a super son. 103 00:06:49,906 --> 00:06:52,403 He made me study Chinese at age 5, 104 00:06:52,608 --> 00:06:54,815 he hoped I'd be Einstein at 10, 105 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:57,244 and win the Davis Cup at 14. 106 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,993 Yes, tennis, 107 00:06:59,246 --> 00:07:01,114 his greatest passion. 108 00:07:01,264 --> 00:07:04,013 He always gave me performance anxiety, 109 00:07:04,226 --> 00:07:06,132 and still does. 110 00:07:06,457 --> 00:07:09,252 He doesn't understand I'll never be like him. 111 00:07:09,402 --> 00:07:11,969 A winner, yes, but also, 112 00:07:12,239 --> 00:07:14,397 a shameless traitor. 113 00:07:16,049 --> 00:07:17,911 A schemer! 114 00:07:18,061 --> 00:07:20,119 Relax, we'll get rid of all this. 115 00:07:20,269 --> 00:07:23,148 -But, what about your breasts? -What about them? 116 00:07:23,298 --> 00:07:24,564 You're a D-cup! 117 00:07:24,714 --> 00:07:26,643 A heartless egoist. 118 00:07:26,842 --> 00:07:29,742 -You said you loved me. -I do, I do love you. 119 00:07:29,905 --> 00:07:32,436 But act like an adult! 120 00:07:33,183 --> 00:07:35,693 In short, he's chronically immature. 121 00:07:35,843 --> 00:07:37,665 Did you see a ghost? 122 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:40,171 Aren't you happy I came to visit? 123 00:07:40,618 --> 00:07:42,737 -Why are you here? -Excuse us. 124 00:07:42,887 --> 00:07:45,451 You know how daddy has golden hands? 125 00:07:45,601 --> 00:07:48,847 There are a few ladies going through a midlife crisis. 126 00:07:48,997 --> 00:07:52,106 One wanted her rack inflated, the other wanted smaller buns. 127 00:07:52,256 --> 00:07:55,622 -Oh, please! -The wonders of science… 128 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:57,832 And you? 129 00:07:57,982 --> 00:07:59,666 -How's the thesis? -Thesis? 130 00:07:59,816 --> 00:08:02,321 -Did you finish? -Haven't you spoken to mom? 131 00:08:02,471 --> 00:08:04,593 Not in a while… 132 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,229 By the way, I've heard some rumors. 133 00:08:08,470 --> 00:08:10,040 Do you know anything? 134 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:14,196 -No, don't involve me. -No, of course not. 135 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,063 I'm hungry… 136 00:08:16,213 --> 00:08:17,873 -And you? -No. 137 00:08:18,835 --> 00:08:21,209 Have some more, kids. 138 00:08:21,466 --> 00:08:23,776 -This is delicious! -How'd you do it? 139 00:08:23,926 --> 00:08:25,311 Our fridge was empty. 140 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:29,308 You need to be creative and improvise in the kitchen. 141 00:08:29,665 --> 00:08:33,275 Though you should buy some groceries now and again… 142 00:08:35,217 --> 00:08:36,781 Marco, tell them, 143 00:08:36,931 --> 00:08:38,789 who cooked at home: me! 144 00:08:38,939 --> 00:08:42,063 His mom can't even make a hard-boiled egg. 145 00:08:43,424 --> 00:08:45,794 Her and that asshole must be starving. 146 00:08:45,944 --> 00:08:49,084 -Dad, don't start. -I was just saying… 147 00:08:50,976 --> 00:08:52,406 -Marina? -Mary. 148 00:08:52,556 --> 00:08:55,083 Mary, sorry. What do you do for work? 149 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:57,245 Stuff like this… 150 00:08:58,026 --> 00:08:59,254 And this. 151 00:08:59,677 --> 00:09:01,843 We're kind of in the same line of work. 152 00:09:02,357 --> 00:09:03,605 And you? 153 00:09:05,107 --> 00:09:06,564 Busy eating… 154 00:09:08,692 --> 00:09:09,862 You? 155 00:09:10,194 --> 00:09:11,425 -Paolo. -Paolo. 156 00:09:11,575 --> 00:09:13,630 -I'm a-- -He's an actor. 157 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,817 -Really? Cinema, theater? -I get by. 158 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,456 -Unemployed! -Look. 159 00:09:20,049 --> 00:09:23,584 "Stolen Hearts", "Innocent Kisses"… 160 00:09:23,949 --> 00:09:27,509 Paolo is the star of photonovels for teenage girls. 161 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:32,248 -Photonovels still exist? -All great actors started with them. 162 00:09:32,869 --> 00:09:35,293 Look at this. 163 00:09:36,014 --> 00:09:38,561 -A huge success. -Love letters? 164 00:09:39,948 --> 00:09:41,349 Women? 165 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,226 Definitely women… 166 00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:50,354 A fan who wanted to share something intimate of hers. 167 00:09:50,628 --> 00:09:53,187 You should see the guys she brings home! 168 00:09:53,337 --> 00:09:55,334 Add them all up, 169 00:09:55,807 --> 00:09:59,077 -and you get one brain cell. -Sounds familiar. 170 00:10:00,712 --> 00:10:04,770 What can she possibly see in that doofus? 171 00:10:04,968 --> 00:10:07,059 She even wants to marry him! 172 00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:08,955 My mother's boyfriend. 173 00:10:09,105 --> 00:10:11,782 That handsome man who came here? 174 00:10:14,994 --> 00:10:17,807 -He came here? -Yes, to meet me. 175 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,536 Handsome… 176 00:10:24,612 --> 00:10:26,977 Know what he does? Curling! 177 00:10:27,176 --> 00:10:28,766 -What? -Curling! 178 00:10:28,916 --> 00:10:32,244 That so-called sport where a guy tosses a rock, 179 00:10:32,394 --> 00:10:35,908 and the other sweeps the ice so it slides, some sport! 180 00:10:36,058 --> 00:10:37,992 It's an Olympic sport, 181 00:10:38,773 --> 00:10:40,789 plus he makes mom happy. 182 00:10:41,155 --> 00:10:44,856 Unlike you who always cheated on her, even with grandma's caretaker. 183 00:10:45,635 --> 00:10:47,995 That was a lifetime ago! 184 00:10:48,145 --> 00:10:53,337 I did it so that the girl would take better care of grandma. 185 00:10:54,664 --> 00:10:57,173 Where are you going? Tell your mother… 186 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,028 …she can't marry him, he's 15 years younger. 187 00:11:00,178 --> 00:11:02,741 -It's not natural! -That's why you're here, 188 00:11:02,891 --> 00:11:04,515 you've suddenly become jealous. 189 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,424 Jealous? I don't know what jealousy is. 190 00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:09,781 It bugs me… 191 00:11:10,113 --> 00:11:12,581 …that an idiot is in my house, 192 00:11:12,731 --> 00:11:16,350 because it's my house, I bought it with my money, 193 00:11:16,811 --> 00:11:19,467 -While he's curling! -You know what? 194 00:11:19,749 --> 00:11:21,924 He's much better than you are. 195 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:29,369 Don't mind him, he's going through a hard time. 196 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,190 Hard time? 197 00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:37,679 Why? What's wrong? 198 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:46,469 Here you are. 199 00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:48,793 So… 200 00:11:49,565 --> 00:11:51,091 What about this girl? 201 00:11:51,706 --> 00:11:53,806 Your friends told me everything. 202 00:11:54,419 --> 00:11:55,498 Great. 203 00:11:56,303 --> 00:11:57,689 Is she pretty? 204 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:02,423 -Yes. -You're not ugly. 205 00:12:02,573 --> 00:12:05,000 You're nice, smart, you've got it all. 206 00:12:05,221 --> 00:12:06,872 What's the problem? 207 00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:08,922 Don't worry, 208 00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:12,718 do what you came to Rome to do, I'll be fine. 209 00:12:12,868 --> 00:12:14,234 Good night. 210 00:12:20,108 --> 00:12:22,602 -Curling… -Who is it at this hour? 211 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:26,232 Sorry, I accidentally leaned on the buzzer… 212 00:12:26,382 --> 00:12:28,301 -You're Neapolitan? -Yes, yes… 213 00:12:28,451 --> 00:12:31,651 -You can tell by my accent. -You came here to steal! 214 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,503 Don't be silly! 215 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:36,294 -Where are you from? -Caserta. 216 00:12:36,474 --> 00:12:38,306 -Well then? -"Well then", what? 217 00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:40,756 -Good night. -Trying to dupe me! 218 00:12:41,183 --> 00:12:44,265 Pick me up, but don't be late as always. 219 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,564 Fine! 220 00:12:47,448 --> 00:12:50,995 I really enjoyed that Louis De Ricard reference. 221 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,988 Can we discuss it more next week? 222 00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:54,886 Gladly, I love him. 223 00:12:55,184 --> 00:12:57,482 -I can help you out. -Okay. 224 00:12:57,707 --> 00:12:58,852 Hi. 225 00:12:59,748 --> 00:13:01,220 -Hi. -Hi. 226 00:13:01,370 --> 00:13:04,016 De Ricard is a bold choice. 227 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:07,183 He's underrated, that's why we should discuss him. 228 00:13:07,922 --> 00:13:10,017 -Let's do it tomorrow. -Sure. 229 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:12,467 You need to go to the library first. 230 00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:16,391 -Shall we go, ladies? -Yes, it's late. 231 00:13:16,541 --> 00:13:18,105 -Bye. -Bye. 232 00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:19,731 Bye… 233 00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:22,038 I'm such a jackass! 234 00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:24,950 Why didn't I introduce myself? 235 00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:28,562 Why couldn't I think of anything to say? 236 00:13:28,712 --> 00:13:32,601 A sophisticated quote, an intelligent comment… 237 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:36,046 And who the hell is Louis De Ricard? 238 00:13:40,394 --> 00:13:41,925 It's about time! 239 00:13:43,942 --> 00:13:46,540 Folks, here is our ladies' man. 240 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,821 -Why are you here? -He's been here for an hour. 241 00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:54,937 -He brought muffins, juice, milk… -They made me a great coffee. 242 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:59,028 -Marilu… -Mary. 243 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:01,883 Make him some coffee, he needs it. 244 00:14:02,938 --> 00:14:04,598 Dig in, kids. 245 00:14:05,153 --> 00:14:07,884 No fighting, this isn't a playground. 246 00:14:08,775 --> 00:14:12,118 We've noticed you've been a bit stressed out lately, 247 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,916 and we're going to fix that. 248 00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:18,189 -What are you talking about? -The girl! 249 00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:23,164 I know you don't trust me, but when it comes to ladies, 250 00:14:23,637 --> 00:14:25,823 you know I have experience. 251 00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:29,238 -Your dad has a theory. -Not a theory, darling. 252 00:14:29,437 --> 00:14:31,354 A certainty! 253 00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:34,059 Euclidean geometry! 254 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,669 Folks… 255 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:40,067 10 rules to make her fall in love. 256 00:14:40,764 --> 00:14:45,025 Rules that many of us use without even realizing it. 257 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,524 God, no! 258 00:14:46,939 --> 00:14:49,224 You're a bright kid, 259 00:14:49,374 --> 00:14:52,923 but you have little experience with love. 260 00:14:53,589 --> 00:14:55,531 -Little? -None. 261 00:14:56,743 --> 00:15:02,149 Love is not dictated by fate as they've led us to believe. 262 00:15:02,299 --> 00:15:05,559 Love at first sight, sparks, violins… 263 00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:09,950 No, my friends, seduction is an exact science, 264 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,258 with precise rules to respect. 265 00:15:13,772 --> 00:15:16,245 Your dad is here to teach you them. 266 00:15:17,298 --> 00:15:18,978 You must be kidding! 267 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:22,578 -Maybe he can help you out. -You've got nothing to lose. 268 00:15:26,104 --> 00:15:29,315 But let's get one thing straight: no talking about mom. 269 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,291 Rule number one: 270 00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:36,510 A hunter must know his prey. 271 00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:40,435 -Your dad is right. -It's the same with acting. 272 00:15:41,215 --> 00:15:43,218 You must know your character: 273 00:15:43,368 --> 00:15:45,562 his past, his inner workings… 274 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,583 Hush up, De Niro! 275 00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:51,591 -I'm being serious here. -Please, let's not shilly-shally. 276 00:15:52,769 --> 00:15:54,288 How old is she? 277 00:15:54,811 --> 00:15:56,379 I don't know… 278 00:15:58,155 --> 00:15:59,856 -Maybe 25. -What does she do? 279 00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:01,859 -What does she like? -Who is she? 280 00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:03,768 -What size? -I don't know! 281 00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:05,495 Don't get worked up. 282 00:16:05,645 --> 00:16:08,645 Apply yourself instead of just complaining! 283 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:14,879 -Tell me what to do. -Good. 284 00:16:19,337 --> 00:16:20,575 Hot damn! 285 00:16:21,437 --> 00:16:23,502 You picked a good one! 286 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:27,153 If all women looked like her, I'd be out of a job! 287 00:16:29,817 --> 00:16:33,087 -Her friend's not bad either. -Dad, stop! 288 00:16:33,294 --> 00:16:36,231 Stay focused or precious info will slip by. 289 00:16:36,546 --> 00:16:39,088 She's getting a PhD in French literature. 290 00:16:39,238 --> 00:16:41,732 Her dad's a big Parisian entrepreneur. 291 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:44,097 She's filthy rich. 292 00:16:44,853 --> 00:16:46,085 Passions? 293 00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:48,631 -Interests? -This is going to be fun. 294 00:16:48,781 --> 00:16:50,061 Gardening. 295 00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:54,245 Art. 296 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:55,934 Dancing. 297 00:16:57,286 --> 00:16:59,580 She's also involved in social work. 298 00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:02,530 Cooking. 299 00:17:03,954 --> 00:17:05,394 Kite surfing. 300 00:17:08,148 --> 00:17:09,904 But, above all: 301 00:17:10,054 --> 00:17:11,720 tennis! 302 00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:16,326 No, the sport I hate most. 303 00:17:16,476 --> 00:17:17,546 TRULY TRAGIC 304 00:17:17,696 --> 00:17:21,837 She takes good care of herself, only the best day spas… 305 00:17:22,245 --> 00:17:24,462 organic and natural everything. 306 00:17:24,612 --> 00:17:27,580 Marco, you shave once a week! 307 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,407 Let's summarize. 308 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,180 -Height? -1.70 meters. 309 00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:32,675 -Body? -Hot. 310 00:17:32,825 --> 00:17:34,224 -Style? -Hot. 311 00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:37,949 She's hot, what can I say? 312 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:41,693 Let's say sophisticated, alternative, unattainable. 313 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,376 Excellent analysis. 314 00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:46,138 Pick a girl within your reach. 315 00:17:46,351 --> 00:17:49,666 No, he's ambitious like his dad, he aims high. 316 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:52,198 I have no hope, she's Wonder Woman. 317 00:17:52,348 --> 00:17:57,134 -Nonsense, conquest is a science. -More like science fiction. 318 00:17:57,284 --> 00:18:00,905 Most women have Florence Nightingale tendencies. 319 00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:03,812 -Marianna made a good point. -Mary. 320 00:18:04,093 --> 00:18:06,308 The plan is as follows. 321 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,362 We know she… 322 00:18:09,848 --> 00:18:12,088 doesn't drive to school, 323 00:18:12,238 --> 00:18:15,290 she takes the bus since she's an environmentalist. 324 00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:17,790 You'll be standing there. 325 00:18:26,428 --> 00:18:28,756 -What's wrong with my leg? -You hurt it. 326 00:18:28,906 --> 00:18:32,441 Since she's charitable, she'll help you board the bus. 327 00:18:33,122 --> 00:18:34,816 -Taking this bus? -Yes. 328 00:18:34,966 --> 00:18:37,411 -Need help? -Thanks. 329 00:18:37,561 --> 00:18:39,499 -Lean on me. -Sorry for the trouble. 330 00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:40,678 No problem! 331 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:45,070 Once on board, you'll tell her you hurt yourself playing… 332 00:18:45,696 --> 00:18:48,567 Tennis, your greatest passion. 333 00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:50,299 And she'll say… 334 00:18:50,536 --> 00:18:52,854 Really? I play tennis too! 335 00:18:53,113 --> 00:18:55,961 No way! Then I must know you… 336 00:18:56,186 --> 00:18:58,037 Where have I seen you… 337 00:18:58,409 --> 00:19:01,196 -At the university? -Maybe, do you study literature? 338 00:19:01,346 --> 00:19:03,468 No, astrophysics. 339 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,228 But I adore literature, 340 00:19:06,711 --> 00:19:09,427 especially French poetry. 341 00:19:09,577 --> 00:19:11,847 Once she takes the bait, 342 00:19:11,997 --> 00:19:15,241 you're free to talk about anything: 343 00:19:15,391 --> 00:19:18,798 -From stars to tennis. -That's some plan! 344 00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:21,664 It's great, but there's one small hitch. 345 00:19:21,908 --> 00:19:23,118 Just one? 346 00:19:27,911 --> 00:19:32,467 Didn't I tell you learning to play tennis was important in life? 347 00:19:34,813 --> 00:19:38,040 Go on, you're exempt from dish duty tonight. 348 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,159 Tennis is such a drag! 349 00:19:51,502 --> 00:19:52,972 I was in this squat, 350 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:55,731 the floor is covered with sleeping bags, 351 00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:59,603 with one person, with a couple, it was the age of free love. 352 00:20:01,214 --> 00:20:03,310 Guess who was standing… 353 00:20:03,524 --> 00:20:06,394 …in a bathtub full of water in his underwear, 354 00:20:06,544 --> 00:20:08,994 -holding an electric guitar? -Who? 355 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:11,917 Frank Zappa! 356 00:20:12,265 --> 00:20:13,720 I swear! 357 00:20:13,907 --> 00:20:18,093 I didn't recognize him so I said: "You'll get electrocuted, you fool!" 358 00:20:20,494 --> 00:20:23,120 And he strummed… He played like a crazy man! 359 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,422 I didn't understand a word. 360 00:20:28,809 --> 00:20:30,381 Luckily, it ended well. 361 00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:32,984 It's late, I'd better go. 362 00:20:33,411 --> 00:20:34,831 Good night. 363 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,110 Good night! 364 00:20:40,484 --> 00:20:41,969 These toys… 365 00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:43,938 …are so cute. 366 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:47,190 Who made them, kids? 367 00:20:47,605 --> 00:20:50,396 They're my cousin's, she works with kids. 368 00:20:50,599 --> 00:20:52,682 They're nice, how sweet. 369 00:20:52,832 --> 00:20:56,669 Thanks for the visit and the dinner, the sushi was great. 370 00:20:56,819 --> 00:20:59,739 But next time we'll go to a serious sushi place, 371 00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:02,280 I don't trust take-out sushi, they use catfish. 372 00:21:03,184 --> 00:21:04,828 -Take care… -Mary. 373 00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:06,724 I know your name, Mary. 374 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,211 Good night. 375 00:21:08,672 --> 00:21:12,155 -And no more grappa, got it? -What grappa? 376 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,256 How's it going? 377 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:27,128 I was wondering, where are your course books? 378 00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:29,681 Never mind, it's late. 379 00:21:30,691 --> 00:21:31,809 You know… 380 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,573 Mom sure was beautiful. 381 00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:41,897 She was about your age in this picture. 382 00:21:42,765 --> 00:21:45,216 When I met her for the first time… 383 00:21:45,366 --> 00:21:46,730 Oh, my goodness… 384 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:51,276 I fell hard for her, I couldn't eat or sleep… 385 00:21:51,499 --> 00:21:53,663 What did I say? 386 00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:58,306 Marco, in the past few years… 387 00:21:59,459 --> 00:22:01,459 …we haven't been in touch much, 388 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,459 but… 389 00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:10,225 I… 390 00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:13,874 You? 391 00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:19,720 You need to study, tomorrow's your big day! 392 00:22:23,290 --> 00:22:24,530 Good night. 393 00:22:28,186 --> 00:22:29,823 You have a nice room. 394 00:22:46,603 --> 00:22:49,103 You should leave these at the day care. 395 00:22:49,748 --> 00:22:50,809 OK. 396 00:22:50,959 --> 00:22:53,209 Why haven't you told him yet? 397 00:22:53,852 --> 00:22:55,502 You saw what he's like. 398 00:22:57,573 --> 00:22:59,347 He'd never understand. 399 00:23:00,277 --> 00:23:01,950 Can I say something? 400 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,315 He's a good guy, 401 00:23:04,646 --> 00:23:06,788 and it's obvious he loves you. 402 00:23:51,729 --> 00:23:52,806 Sir? 403 00:23:55,575 --> 00:23:56,801 Excuse me… 404 00:23:57,559 --> 00:23:59,174 Can we help you? 405 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:00,918 No, thanks. 406 00:24:01,568 --> 00:24:03,139 We're Boy Scouts, 407 00:24:03,289 --> 00:24:05,390 it's our duty, come on! 408 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,563 Let go! 409 00:24:11,608 --> 00:24:12,943 Excuse me! 410 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:20,286 It's better not to drive a car… 411 00:24:22,017 --> 00:24:23,243 Sorry! 412 00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:25,672 -Be careful! -I'm really sorry. 413 00:24:25,822 --> 00:24:27,533 -Are you hurt, ma'am? -No. 414 00:24:28,895 --> 00:24:30,265 Good grief! 415 00:24:31,058 --> 00:24:34,102 Good morning, tickets please. Thanks. 416 00:24:34,563 --> 00:24:35,688 Thanks. 417 00:24:38,321 --> 00:24:39,431 Thanks. 418 00:24:39,957 --> 00:24:42,207 Unbelievable, you stole my wallet! 419 00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:46,370 -No. -You've been following me for days. 420 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,861 Me? No! 421 00:24:48,011 --> 00:24:50,595 -Are you some nutcase? -I saw it. 422 00:24:50,745 --> 00:24:53,468 He bumped into the lady, 423 00:24:54,107 --> 00:24:56,219 and slipped his hand into her purse! 424 00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:58,620 -What are you saying, lady!? -That's what I saw. 425 00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:00,727 Give her wallet back! 426 00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:04,209 You'd better give her wallet back! 427 00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,156 Scum! 428 00:25:06,769 --> 00:25:08,905 Check me, I didn't take it! 429 00:25:14,343 --> 00:25:16,260 At least she noticed me. 430 00:25:16,410 --> 00:25:17,793 Stop him! 431 00:25:18,606 --> 00:25:20,077 He's a thief! 432 00:25:21,410 --> 00:25:26,011 A fake cripple, if I catch you I'll really break your leg! 433 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,467 Grab him! 434 00:25:27,915 --> 00:25:31,000 Problem is now she thinks I'm either a thief or a dumbass. 435 00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:32,977 Not a thief… 436 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:36,742 Why did you run away? 437 00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:39,346 I panicked, sir. 438 00:25:39,642 --> 00:25:43,594 You got lucky because we caught the real thief. 439 00:25:46,038 --> 00:25:48,209 She's known as "The Granny". 440 00:25:48,685 --> 00:25:53,314 She had 10 wallets on her, including that girl's. 441 00:25:53,748 --> 00:25:54,929 Imagine that! 442 00:25:55,079 --> 00:25:59,978 Listen, next time, use your head. 443 00:26:02,215 --> 00:26:04,574 -Can I ask a favor? -Another? 444 00:26:04,783 --> 00:26:06,254 When is the girl… 445 00:26:07,091 --> 00:26:09,217 …coming to pick up her wallet? 446 00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:11,440 Your mattress is so good! 447 00:26:21,849 --> 00:26:23,852 I'll get dressed and leave. 448 00:26:24,002 --> 00:26:25,288 Okay, bye. 449 00:26:27,748 --> 00:26:29,825 -Should I get it? -Go ahead. 450 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,938 Make yourself at home. 451 00:26:33,169 --> 00:26:35,686 Good or bad, you interacted with her. 452 00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:40,433 -Was that Tarzan who let me in? -Ask her. 453 00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:43,231 -He's a friend. -Did you meet him in a tree? 454 00:26:44,962 --> 00:26:47,256 Why are we here? 455 00:26:47,717 --> 00:26:52,080 It's a surprise, your father is a very resourceful man. 456 00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:56,917 There's someone important here, a physics professor. 457 00:26:57,067 --> 00:26:58,389 He's a good friend. 458 00:26:58,627 --> 00:27:00,884 -So, when you graduate… -No, please. 459 00:27:01,716 --> 00:27:02,920 Renato! 460 00:27:03,274 --> 00:27:05,374 Professor Michelini, my friend! 461 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,521 Don't make me look bad. 462 00:27:09,727 --> 00:27:12,818 -Professor Michelini, how are you? -Fine. 463 00:27:13,354 --> 00:27:15,997 -You're looking fit. -Fit as a fiddle. 464 00:27:16,206 --> 00:27:18,318 This is my son Marco. 465 00:27:18,468 --> 00:27:22,255 Right, the family genius, Marco! 466 00:27:22,839 --> 00:27:26,112 Glad you didn't decide to be a butcher like your dad. 467 00:27:26,262 --> 00:27:30,815 That's not what you said when I carved up your wife. 468 00:27:31,178 --> 00:27:32,757 My wife… 469 00:27:33,536 --> 00:27:36,924 Looking lovelier than ever. 470 00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:40,105 -Thanks, Renato. -Don't mind him, he's an adulator. 471 00:27:40,255 --> 00:27:41,817 You're jealous. 472 00:27:42,363 --> 00:27:43,791 A tad, I must admit! 473 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,630 Well, Marco… 474 00:27:46,754 --> 00:27:49,689 Your dad tells me you're working on your thesis. 475 00:27:50,331 --> 00:27:53,179 Yes, but I still have a lot of work to do. 476 00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,876 What's the subject matter? 477 00:28:00,527 --> 00:28:02,893 It's rather complicated. 478 00:28:03,512 --> 00:28:05,402 -Rather complicated… -Complicated? 479 00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:09,533 -Excuse me. -Marco? 480 00:28:12,396 --> 00:28:13,636 See? 481 00:28:15,172 --> 00:28:19,009 He's incredibly sensitive, almost delicate. 482 00:28:19,370 --> 00:28:20,790 Even as a child… 483 00:28:21,205 --> 00:28:25,077 As he was about to score a goal, he'd stop and leave. 484 00:28:26,353 --> 00:28:27,809 What am I going to do? 485 00:28:27,959 --> 00:28:29,137 Excuse me! 486 00:28:30,767 --> 00:28:32,757 Is there a computer I can use? 487 00:28:38,207 --> 00:28:39,650 "Dark matter… 488 00:28:40,278 --> 00:28:42,636 The invisible trace of the birth of the universe…" 489 00:28:44,385 --> 00:28:46,591 -What are you doing? -Nothing. 490 00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:48,520 Checking my e-mail. 491 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:51,313 -Right now? -With the professor waiting? 492 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:52,606 Yes. 493 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:55,852 Come on. 494 00:28:57,727 --> 00:28:59,624 Here's our Marco! 495 00:29:00,626 --> 00:29:03,302 -Great. -We thought you ran away. 496 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:09,204 So tell me, how did your passion for science come about? 497 00:29:10,993 --> 00:29:12,341 My passion? 498 00:29:13,207 --> 00:29:15,248 In fact, my passion… 499 00:29:16,697 --> 00:29:18,317 One day I asked myself: 500 00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:19,929 "Who are we? 501 00:29:20,823 --> 00:29:22,474 Who am I?" 502 00:29:23,498 --> 00:29:25,315 A speck of dust… 503 00:29:26,339 --> 00:29:27,890 …on a small world, 504 00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:30,276 lost in a universe… 505 00:29:30,489 --> 00:29:32,523 …full of mysteries like… 506 00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:36,150 …dark matter, 507 00:29:36,979 --> 00:29:41,032 the invisible trace of the birth of the universe. 508 00:29:41,616 --> 00:29:44,316 We should never cease to be amazed by this, 509 00:29:44,977 --> 00:29:47,804 because the ability to develop a passion, 510 00:29:48,430 --> 00:29:52,361 like we do as children but then let it fade away, 511 00:29:52,837 --> 00:29:55,736 that's the passion that keeps us human, 512 00:29:56,096 --> 00:29:57,740 that keeps us alive. 513 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,413 What lovely words. 514 00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:02,529 Dark matter is of topical interest. 515 00:30:02,731 --> 00:30:04,008 Impressive. 516 00:30:04,693 --> 00:30:05,919 Great. 517 00:30:27,812 --> 00:30:29,296 -Hi! -Hi! 518 00:30:29,446 --> 00:30:31,196 What are you doing here? 519 00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:35,607 I had to sort out some paperwork, the police report… 520 00:30:36,905 --> 00:30:40,192 I'm sorry, I feel like a jerk for causing this mess. 521 00:30:40,342 --> 00:30:42,741 No, you didn't know, 522 00:30:43,005 --> 00:30:45,550 I could've been a nutcase, but I'm not, 523 00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:47,735 and I wasn't even stalking you. 524 00:30:47,885 --> 00:30:49,748 Of course, sorry. 525 00:30:50,079 --> 00:30:51,795 Your leg is doing better. 526 00:30:51,945 --> 00:30:53,705 -What leg? -The injured one. 527 00:30:53,855 --> 00:30:56,944 Right, my leg! It's much better. 528 00:30:57,812 --> 00:31:02,615 Good, I felt bad because you had to run with a hurt leg! 529 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:05,345 -What was wrong with it? -Wrong? 530 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:07,994 Tennis! 531 00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:10,910 Years of playing take their course. 532 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:15,270 -Really? I play tennis too! -No way, what a coincidence. 533 00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:18,161 What club do you play at? 534 00:31:18,896 --> 00:31:21,977 I play here, there, all around. 535 00:31:23,486 --> 00:31:26,924 Let me make it up to you by inviting you to my club. 536 00:31:27,074 --> 00:31:30,328 I'll buy you a drink, we'll play a match… 537 00:31:30,616 --> 00:31:32,638 Yes. Sure… 538 00:31:33,452 --> 00:31:35,402 it depends on how you play… 539 00:31:57,846 --> 00:32:00,326 Ready to be humiliated? 540 00:32:00,690 --> 00:32:04,024 Let me score one point at least or I'll be sad. 541 00:32:04,371 --> 00:32:07,041 -Let's warm up first. -Okay. 542 00:32:13,117 --> 00:32:14,997 Marco, what's wrong!? 543 00:32:16,964 --> 00:32:20,080 -My ankle, again! -Lean on me. 544 00:32:21,510 --> 00:32:25,596 -Maybe it's too soon to play. -No more tennis for me. 545 00:32:25,746 --> 00:32:29,275 -Don't say that! -What'll I do? I love this sport. 546 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,791 I wanted to invite you to next month's tournament. 547 00:32:34,323 --> 00:32:35,935 Astrophysics? 548 00:32:36,947 --> 00:32:39,119 Yes, it's complicated, but… 549 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:43,898 But it's fascinating, and so satisfying. 550 00:32:44,408 --> 00:32:49,543 I read about the Gran Sasso lab, can you explain it better to me? 551 00:32:53,129 --> 00:32:54,820 Hold on a second. 552 00:33:07,078 --> 00:33:10,049 -Are you kidding? -No, just help me out. 553 00:33:10,262 --> 00:33:14,251 There's a girl I like, pretend to give me your number. 554 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,757 Thanks! 555 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,632 You never change! 556 00:33:25,263 --> 00:33:27,080 What a lunatic! 557 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:32,792 How wild, we were classmates, I haven't seen him in ages. 558 00:33:33,013 --> 00:33:37,421 He hasn't changed at all, still the same grump… 559 00:33:37,761 --> 00:33:39,631 -We were saying? -The… 560 00:33:39,781 --> 00:33:42,157 -What do you do? -Me? 561 00:33:43,076 --> 00:33:45,053 I just got my degree in literature, 562 00:33:45,203 --> 00:33:48,851 and now I'm holding a seminar on French poetry. 563 00:33:49,796 --> 00:33:53,738 "Nature is more docile to our most lofty desires." 564 00:33:54,197 --> 00:33:57,350 "And only we know our heart's secrets." 565 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,818 -Louis Xavier De Ricard. -I can't believe you know him! 566 00:34:00,968 --> 00:34:04,838 I discovered him a year ago and immediately fell in love. 567 00:34:05,027 --> 00:34:08,327 I can't go to sleep without reading a few of his pages. 568 00:34:09,096 --> 00:34:12,178 You know, these writers are profoundly sensitive, 569 00:34:12,328 --> 00:34:14,673 they have an immense ability… 570 00:34:15,961 --> 00:34:17,662 Oh, God, Marco! 571 00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:20,150 Sorry, me tripped. 572 00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:22,862 -You hurted? -Yes, I hurted. 573 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:38,584 After two days here you've caused nothing but trouble. 574 00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:41,507 I'm so sorry about this. 575 00:34:41,657 --> 00:34:44,971 No, it wasn't her fault, it was mine. 576 00:34:45,121 --> 00:34:48,307 How much do I owe you for the cups? 577 00:34:48,457 --> 00:34:51,505 That won't be necessary. Let's go. 578 00:34:57,351 --> 00:34:59,390 You speak Chinese? 579 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:02,454 Yes, I studied it when I was a kid. 580 00:35:03,229 --> 00:35:05,735 That was sweet of you to help her. 581 00:35:05,885 --> 00:35:09,115 Poor thing, she would've been fired after just starting. 582 00:35:09,431 --> 00:35:10,593 Hi. 583 00:35:16,028 --> 00:35:17,395 Hi, Lucia. 584 00:35:17,798 --> 00:35:20,010 You didn't come on Monday. 585 00:35:20,705 --> 00:35:21,906 No… 586 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:25,589 I didn't come see you. 587 00:35:25,739 --> 00:35:28,598 Who's she? Your girlfriend? 588 00:35:31,695 --> 00:35:34,128 No, of course not! 589 00:35:35,237 --> 00:35:37,207 You know you're my girlfriend. 590 00:35:37,357 --> 00:35:39,803 Lucia, leave him in peace, say bye. 591 00:35:40,056 --> 00:35:41,802 -Bye. -Bye. 592 00:35:45,980 --> 00:35:48,184 -She's so cute. -Yes… 593 00:35:49,796 --> 00:35:53,027 She's a little girl who lives in a foster home, 594 00:35:53,350 --> 00:35:55,933 I volunteer there once a week. 595 00:35:56,273 --> 00:35:58,366 What a wonderful thing. 596 00:35:59,315 --> 00:36:00,620 As you heard, 597 00:36:00,770 --> 00:36:03,739 I'm spoken for, so don't hit on me! 598 00:36:06,077 --> 00:36:07,436 Sorry… 599 00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:11,457 Hello? 600 00:36:12,626 --> 00:36:17,721 I totally forgot. Be right there, bye. 601 00:36:18,622 --> 00:36:20,969 I lost track of time. 602 00:36:21,214 --> 00:36:23,088 I have to go now, sorry. 603 00:36:23,238 --> 00:36:27,741 I enjoyed chatting with you, hope to do it again soon. 604 00:36:27,891 --> 00:36:29,786 Yes, I… 605 00:36:29,983 --> 00:36:33,925 My birthday is Saturday, you should come to my party. 606 00:36:34,905 --> 00:36:36,016 Okay. 607 00:36:36,166 --> 00:36:38,817 Give me your number, I'll text you the address. 608 00:36:38,967 --> 00:36:40,363 Marco… 609 00:36:41,873 --> 00:36:43,642 -Is it clear? -Yes. 610 00:36:45,650 --> 00:36:48,581 -Here. -Bring whoever you want. 611 00:36:48,770 --> 00:36:50,784 See you Saturday, bye. 612 00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:58,797 You were very kind, please eat now. 613 00:36:58,947 --> 00:37:00,780 -Thanks. -Thank you. 614 00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:03,597 Please eat, don't be shy. Want some more? 615 00:37:03,747 --> 00:37:08,154 -No, I still have more rice… -Thanks. 616 00:37:09,446 --> 00:37:12,933 -Can I have more rice? -Enough! 617 00:37:13,305 --> 00:37:15,171 They're not charging us! 618 00:37:15,321 --> 00:37:17,355 Make that two dishes! 619 00:37:17,615 --> 00:37:19,497 It's proper compensation, 620 00:37:19,647 --> 00:37:22,142 you almost got third-degree burns! 621 00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:26,268 Can I have another dish of rice too? 622 00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:27,973 -Right away. -Enough… 623 00:37:28,724 --> 00:37:31,016 A birthday party? Cool. 624 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:35,395 At this point, rule 5 comes into play: 625 00:37:36,224 --> 00:37:40,237 That first date must be absolutely unforgettable, 626 00:37:40,438 --> 00:37:44,791 that's when a woman decides if a man is right for her. 627 00:37:45,052 --> 00:37:46,972 -True! -That first night, 628 00:37:47,122 --> 00:37:49,913 the wall that divides two people must fall, 629 00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:53,500 that magical energy called "intimacy" must blossom. 630 00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:58,564 -So what do I do? -First of all, listen to her. 631 00:37:58,871 --> 00:38:02,149 Anything she says to you, consider it important. 632 00:38:02,956 --> 00:38:04,158 Talk to her 633 00:38:04,308 --> 00:38:06,229 as if you've known her for years, 634 00:38:06,379 --> 00:38:08,614 as if only she understands you, 635 00:38:08,843 --> 00:38:12,785 but above all, find any way you can to touch her. 636 00:38:13,305 --> 00:38:14,531 For example: 637 00:38:14,681 --> 00:38:16,883 can you pass me those dumplings? 638 00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:19,221 You brushed against her arm. 639 00:38:19,806 --> 00:38:22,982 "There's a mosquito on your face" you caressed her face. 640 00:38:23,882 --> 00:38:27,414 Look straight into her eyes, but don't overdo it. 641 00:38:27,698 --> 00:38:31,593 Throw the rock and hide the hand, let her feel uncertain. 642 00:38:31,806 --> 00:38:36,404 The door in the john was stuck, I couldn't get out. 643 00:38:37,395 --> 00:38:41,164 -Did you have to bring him? -It seemed rude not to. 644 00:38:42,776 --> 00:38:44,673 -Bon appétit. -Bon appétit. 645 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:47,422 -So, do you like it? -It's tasty. 646 00:38:47,572 --> 00:38:50,187 Who opened the bathroom door? 647 00:38:50,431 --> 00:38:51,846 The Chinese lady. 648 00:38:52,461 --> 00:38:55,384 Dunno, it all seems so fake. 649 00:38:55,716 --> 00:38:58,070 Not fake, well-studied. 650 00:38:58,418 --> 00:39:01,120 Plus, what did we say? 651 00:39:02,605 --> 00:39:04,683 What do you know about? 652 00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:07,906 All women, when they hear talk about stars, turn to mush. 653 00:39:08,104 --> 00:39:09,850 In what century? 654 00:39:10,328 --> 00:39:11,845 Show her Orion! 655 00:39:12,372 --> 00:39:13,782 Goal! 656 00:39:15,255 --> 00:39:18,005 This is the second time you cheated. 657 00:39:18,977 --> 00:39:22,129 -These screens are sweet. -Like them? 658 00:39:22,334 --> 00:39:24,184 My mechanic installed them. 659 00:39:24,334 --> 00:39:28,554 People used to call him Dumbo but I redid his ears, 660 00:39:28,704 --> 00:39:31,459 now they're more perfect than Ken's. 661 00:39:41,461 --> 00:39:42,954 -Thanks. -Thanks. 662 00:39:45,474 --> 00:39:48,658 Hey, make sure she sees stars! 663 00:40:04,054 --> 00:40:05,310 Hi. 664 00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:12,168 Oh, right, sorry! 665 00:40:12,571 --> 00:40:16,916 I forgot to update you, it turned into a lingerie party. 666 00:40:18,403 --> 00:40:20,631 No worries, come in. 667 00:40:23,044 --> 00:40:24,989 -Hi, I'm Stefania. -Paolo. 668 00:40:25,139 --> 00:40:26,307 Ivan. 669 00:40:29,609 --> 00:40:32,684 -Be right there. -This is for you. 670 00:40:32,834 --> 00:40:34,628 Thanks, how nice. 671 00:40:34,778 --> 00:40:37,686 Put it over there with the other gifts. 672 00:40:37,836 --> 00:40:41,074 Eat, drink, and have fun. See you later. 673 00:40:41,419 --> 00:40:42,770 Coming. 674 00:40:45,275 --> 00:40:48,498 -What are you doing? -Blending in. 675 00:40:48,853 --> 00:40:50,749 Take off your pants! 676 00:41:19,373 --> 00:41:20,676 Hello! 677 00:41:22,336 --> 00:41:23,497 Let's go in. 678 00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:40,617 Where's the bathroom? 679 00:41:50,768 --> 00:41:52,097 Marco… 680 00:41:52,247 --> 00:41:54,134 Sorry for interrupting. 681 00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:56,527 No, nonsense! 682 00:41:56,851 --> 00:41:59,063 This is Ettore, a friend from the club. 683 00:41:59,676 --> 00:42:01,011 This is Marco. 684 00:42:01,762 --> 00:42:03,223 Nice to meet you. 685 00:42:03,808 --> 00:42:07,854 -I was looking for the bathroom. -It's over there. 686 00:42:08,004 --> 00:42:09,306 Go that way. 687 00:42:16,296 --> 00:42:18,880 -Why not just give me a kiss? -Like I said before, 688 00:42:19,030 --> 00:42:20,808 it's not going to happen. 689 00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:23,705 -Why not? -Just because, enough. 690 00:42:57,352 --> 00:42:59,874 Cake! Cake! Cake! 691 00:43:00,024 --> 00:43:02,170 Cake! Cake! Cake! 692 00:43:02,715 --> 00:43:07,899 No, not a marijuana cake. Someone might react badly. 693 00:43:09,138 --> 00:43:12,134 My grandma ate one once, she had a blast! 694 00:43:12,284 --> 00:43:15,177 -I confirm that. -Just put the cake away. 695 00:43:15,327 --> 00:43:17,095 -It's a cake… -Hey! 696 00:43:17,648 --> 00:43:19,682 She said no! 697 00:43:19,887 --> 00:43:22,701 Who asked for your input? Let go. 698 00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:25,086 -You let go. -Let go! 699 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,261 Call the station. 700 00:43:55,777 --> 00:43:57,827 -Guys! -Where've you been? 701 00:43:58,249 --> 00:44:02,096 It was a sticky situation, I have a reputation to uphold. 702 00:44:02,887 --> 00:44:04,183 Renato! 703 00:44:04,432 --> 00:44:06,740 Chérie! Au revoir! 704 00:44:06,890 --> 00:44:09,942 -Call me, okay? -For sure. 705 00:44:12,257 --> 00:44:13,592 Yeah, right! 706 00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:16,492 You know what? 707 00:44:16,823 --> 00:44:20,829 Fuck you, Orion, and your damn rules! 708 00:44:21,635 --> 00:44:23,997 Marco, watch your mouth in public! 709 00:44:24,992 --> 00:44:27,362 Come on, it was a fun night. 710 00:44:28,049 --> 00:44:30,999 Mary will crack up when she hears about tonight. 711 00:44:33,090 --> 00:44:37,482 That girl was glued to my side, she's crazy about me. 712 00:44:37,632 --> 00:44:40,352 Did you come to help me or to hit on girls? 713 00:44:40,502 --> 00:44:44,434 Marco, next time don't wear those underwear… 714 00:44:45,667 --> 00:44:47,034 And the cake! 715 00:44:47,982 --> 00:44:50,518 You should've let us have a slice. 716 00:44:51,727 --> 00:44:53,995 Now that other guy's in my way. 717 00:44:54,350 --> 00:44:55,803 What, who? 718 00:44:56,538 --> 00:44:58,507 Marco caught her with a guy. 719 00:44:58,657 --> 00:45:00,559 Maybe he's just a friend. 720 00:45:00,812 --> 00:45:02,621 You didn't see him: 721 00:45:03,206 --> 00:45:05,915 he's the perfect mix between Brad Pitt, 722 00:45:06,231 --> 00:45:08,760 Nadal, and some kind of prince. 723 00:45:08,910 --> 00:45:12,341 -Really? -Want to kill a few aliens to vent? 724 00:45:16,852 --> 00:45:19,047 It was a real pleasure. 725 00:45:19,364 --> 00:45:22,183 -Bye, Ivan. -See you next time. 726 00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:24,946 Bye, Paolo. Hold on, Marco. 727 00:45:27,546 --> 00:45:29,031 Now what, dad? 728 00:45:30,050 --> 00:45:34,222 Is there another rule to make me look even more pathetic? 729 00:45:35,461 --> 00:45:37,602 Marco, women… 730 00:45:37,917 --> 00:45:40,350 …have a sixth sense, like animals. 731 00:45:41,125 --> 00:45:42,950 They can sense fear, 732 00:45:43,842 --> 00:45:45,775 you're lacking self-confidence. 733 00:45:45,925 --> 00:45:49,483 Dad, you came here to teach me the rules of love, 734 00:45:50,067 --> 00:45:53,851 but things between you and mom didn't exactly work out. 735 00:45:55,012 --> 00:45:59,136 I'm talking about rules to make a woman fall in love, 736 00:45:59,357 --> 00:46:03,505 not rules to make a relationship work, that's more difficult. 737 00:46:04,231 --> 00:46:06,617 Why did you give up with mom? 738 00:46:08,442 --> 00:46:10,251 You fell out of love with her? 739 00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:12,337 Want to know the truth? 740 00:46:12,527 --> 00:46:14,352 I never stopped loving her. 741 00:46:16,137 --> 00:46:18,037 Did you ever tell her that? 742 00:46:19,432 --> 00:46:22,552 After all I put her through, she wouldn't hear a thing. 743 00:46:23,524 --> 00:46:26,392 Now, she's even marrying that doofus… 744 00:46:27,773 --> 00:46:32,033 -Why not talk to her for me… -I don't want to get involved. 745 00:46:32,183 --> 00:46:33,343 Fine! 746 00:46:34,212 --> 00:46:37,214 Why not be sincere for once in your life, 747 00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:40,196 tell her what you feel, without bullshitting? 748 00:46:42,448 --> 00:46:43,554 You know… 749 00:46:45,024 --> 00:46:47,674 You've had hundreds of women in your life, 750 00:46:48,319 --> 00:46:50,413 you've kicked up your heels, 751 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:53,778 but you lost mom. 752 00:46:55,785 --> 00:46:58,210 You can have a thousand women, 753 00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:02,484 but if you lose that important one, 754 00:47:03,433 --> 00:47:05,740 the one who makes you happy, 755 00:47:07,477 --> 00:47:09,452 it's as if you're alone. 756 00:47:14,961 --> 00:47:16,336 Go to sleep. 757 00:47:17,237 --> 00:47:19,520 You'll see, Stefania… 758 00:47:20,207 --> 00:47:22,245 …will eventually realize… 759 00:47:22,537 --> 00:47:24,937 …that she's missing out on a great guy. 760 00:47:26,748 --> 00:47:27,964 Good night. 761 00:47:32,357 --> 00:47:33,819 Thanks, dad. 762 00:48:00,401 --> 00:48:02,051 What are you doing up? 763 00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:11,666 How was your night? 764 00:48:13,973 --> 00:48:15,190 Fine. 765 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,896 But I didn't know it was a lingerie party, 766 00:48:19,046 --> 00:48:22,516 my dad picked up a girl, I found my girl with another guy, 767 00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:26,416 then the police showed up and cited us all for drug trafficking. 768 00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:29,987 -Any other questions? -Oh, love… 769 00:48:30,855 --> 00:48:33,755 it lifts us up then drops us into the pit. 770 00:48:34,190 --> 00:48:36,290 What do you know about the pit? 771 00:48:38,298 --> 00:48:41,513 Think you're the only one who knows about ill-fated love? 772 00:48:44,706 --> 00:48:45,805 No! 773 00:48:45,955 --> 00:48:47,526 Mary's in love? 774 00:48:49,121 --> 00:48:50,441 With whom? 775 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:53,838 Tarzan? 776 00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:56,930 The Chippendale dancer? 777 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,180 Not the hairy, fat one, please! 778 00:49:09,590 --> 00:49:10,917 Paolo? 779 00:49:12,055 --> 00:49:14,006 I know, it's crazy. 780 00:49:14,772 --> 00:49:16,684 So, what's the problem? 781 00:49:18,114 --> 00:49:22,727 -I don't want to be turned down. -No way, he's crazy about you. 782 00:49:22,943 --> 00:49:26,010 -He hooks up right and left. -So do you. 783 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,997 But I do it to get back at him. 784 00:49:29,337 --> 00:49:31,146 Sure, right. 785 00:49:31,613 --> 00:49:33,763 I know how things would end up… 786 00:49:35,350 --> 00:49:37,009 I'd be heartbroken. 787 00:49:40,003 --> 00:49:42,397 Why are we all so complicated? 788 00:49:43,795 --> 00:49:45,897 Want some hot chocolate? 789 00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:48,575 -Hot chocolate! -Hot chocolate! 790 00:49:59,179 --> 00:50:00,879 Am I at the wrong door? 791 00:50:03,176 --> 00:50:04,772 Are the kids in? 792 00:50:07,217 --> 00:50:08,771 Do you speak Italian? 793 00:50:08,921 --> 00:50:10,362 Do you speak? 794 00:50:18,403 --> 00:50:19,724 What is that!? 795 00:50:19,874 --> 00:50:21,461 -Marijuana? -No! 796 00:50:21,611 --> 00:50:23,562 Marijuana, no way! 797 00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:26,620 Yes, it is. 798 00:50:26,984 --> 00:50:29,300 Just a few plants for personal use. 799 00:50:29,450 --> 00:50:31,756 A few plants? That's a field! 800 00:50:32,783 --> 00:50:35,129 It's mixed with my grandma's hot pepper plants. 801 00:50:35,429 --> 00:50:36,663 Your grandma…? 802 00:50:36,813 --> 00:50:42,265 He studies botany, he was showing us how to kill the male plants. 803 00:50:42,415 --> 00:50:45,172 It's no joke, a male plant would pollinate… 804 00:50:45,322 --> 00:50:48,425 …all the females and I'd have no weed to smoke. 805 00:50:48,781 --> 00:50:50,890 -I'm calling her. -No! 806 00:50:51,205 --> 00:50:54,636 -We've been stopping him all day. -You can't call her. 807 00:50:54,786 --> 00:50:58,854 Rule 6: never be the first to call the day after. 808 00:50:59,004 --> 00:51:03,263 After last night's fiasco she'll never call me. 809 00:51:03,413 --> 00:51:05,971 Don't do it, trust me. 810 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,370 I have some good news for you. My professor friend… 811 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,749 …was very impressed with you, 812 00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,839 he wants to help you out, but you have to finish your thesis. 813 00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:23,750 -It's her. -Put her on speakerphone. 814 00:51:25,842 --> 00:51:28,500 -Hello? -Hey, how are you? 815 00:51:28,871 --> 00:51:31,464 -Hi. -Are you busy studying? 816 00:51:31,614 --> 00:51:35,144 No, I'm with some colleagues. 817 00:51:35,531 --> 00:51:38,012 Got a euro for a bus ticket? 818 00:51:38,668 --> 00:51:41,465 -On my dresser. -You're paying him? 819 00:51:43,582 --> 00:51:45,898 -Are you sure you're not busy? -No… 820 00:51:46,048 --> 00:51:48,384 Yes! We're on break. 821 00:51:48,701 --> 00:51:51,892 Stefania, sorry about last night. 822 00:51:52,097 --> 00:51:56,380 No worries, it was sweet of you to stand up for me. 823 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:58,214 It wasn't your fault… 824 00:51:58,364 --> 00:52:01,752 What are you doing for the meteorite shower? 825 00:52:02,170 --> 00:52:03,885 The meteorite shower? 826 00:52:04,350 --> 00:52:06,200 Yes, this weekend. 827 00:52:06,350 --> 00:52:08,355 Oh, right… 828 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,788 Remember Ettore, the guy from the party? 829 00:52:12,938 --> 00:52:15,101 He got hit by a meteorite! 830 00:52:19,304 --> 00:52:21,224 How could I forget… 831 00:52:21,737 --> 00:52:26,659 He wanted to go to the countryside with friends to see it better. 832 00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:30,768 -Want to come with me? -Why not? 833 00:52:30,967 --> 00:52:34,861 Great. Be warned, it's a no-frills outing, just tents… 834 00:52:35,461 --> 00:52:38,171 Are you okay with savage outings? 835 00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:41,750 Am I okay with savage outings? 836 00:52:42,223 --> 00:52:45,122 I am a savage! In fact, I… 837 00:52:47,106 --> 00:52:50,495 -My dad called me Tarzan… -I did survival training! 838 00:52:51,474 --> 00:52:54,902 We couldn't eat, drink, or sleep… 839 00:52:57,202 --> 00:52:59,873 One guy fainted, but I saved him. 840 00:53:00,023 --> 00:53:04,397 -Then you'll keep me safe. -You can count on me. 841 00:53:04,816 --> 00:53:07,658 Pick me up on Saturday at 11:00. 842 00:53:07,897 --> 00:53:09,423 Saturday it is. 843 00:53:09,573 --> 00:53:11,280 -Okay, bye. -Bye. 844 00:53:11,430 --> 00:53:13,080 -Bravo! -Well done. 845 00:53:15,770 --> 00:53:18,219 You're emptying out the store. 846 00:53:18,510 --> 00:53:20,266 Enough, it's just a two-day trip. 847 00:53:20,416 --> 00:53:23,031 You can never have too many fire starters, 848 00:53:23,181 --> 00:53:26,308 I'll look like an ass if I can't start a fire. 849 00:53:27,027 --> 00:53:29,233 -A tent? -Mary lent me hers. 850 00:53:29,383 --> 00:53:32,770 It's not exactly high-tech, it's vintage, I'd say. 851 00:53:33,433 --> 00:53:35,360 Speaking of Mary, 852 00:53:35,827 --> 00:53:37,669 have you noticed she's a bit down? 853 00:53:37,819 --> 00:53:40,174 Naturally, she's sleeping with Marilyn Manson… 854 00:53:40,324 --> 00:53:44,407 -That's mean. -She is a bit of a slut. 855 00:53:45,102 --> 00:53:47,987 Maybe she's searching for the right man. 856 00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:50,640 She sure is searching, a lot! 857 00:53:51,027 --> 00:53:53,247 Know what this is? Jealousy! 858 00:53:55,010 --> 00:53:56,913 Hey, Freud, move it, 859 00:53:57,237 --> 00:53:59,481 let's go to the butcher's counter. 860 00:54:00,977 --> 00:54:04,287 I think we're overdoing it with the butcher stunt… 861 00:54:05,030 --> 00:54:07,171 When you're playing a character, 862 00:54:07,384 --> 00:54:09,106 you need to do it fully! 863 00:54:09,336 --> 00:54:10,363 Let's go. 864 00:54:10,704 --> 00:54:12,173 Ah, by the way… 865 00:54:12,323 --> 00:54:17,472 When we get home let's check how many points our loyalty card has. 866 00:54:18,038 --> 00:54:22,732 -I want to get the video camera. -What about the printer? 867 00:54:22,882 --> 00:54:25,283 I need the video camera for screen tests. 868 00:54:25,433 --> 00:54:28,117 I'd rather get the healing lamp… 869 00:54:28,614 --> 00:54:30,250 I was kidding! 870 00:54:42,629 --> 00:54:44,033 -Hi! -Hi! 871 00:54:44,183 --> 00:54:46,456 -How are you? -Fine, and you? 872 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,305 Great. 873 00:54:48,771 --> 00:54:51,986 -Ready? -Yes, I'll carry your things. 874 00:54:52,428 --> 00:54:55,084 -Look what I brought? -The telescope. 875 00:54:55,234 --> 00:54:57,034 So we can test it out. 876 00:55:03,456 --> 00:55:06,403 -Pass me your things. -Careful… 877 00:55:07,139 --> 00:55:09,256 Super careful. 878 00:55:12,464 --> 00:55:14,431 -Go ahead. -Thanks. 879 00:55:29,317 --> 00:55:33,346 Don't be fooled by its appearance, it's a real speedster. 880 00:55:34,038 --> 00:55:36,701 All that matters is that we get there. 881 00:55:38,951 --> 00:55:40,404 Voilá! 882 00:56:20,269 --> 00:56:21,889 Awesome! 883 00:56:24,654 --> 00:56:27,261 -Spectacular! -What? 884 00:56:29,702 --> 00:56:32,533 I said what a spectacular landscape. 885 00:56:32,683 --> 00:56:36,135 Today on Radio Dee Jay we'll talk about love. 886 00:56:36,285 --> 00:56:39,817 -Enjoy it while you can! -Maybe she's "the one". 887 00:56:39,967 --> 00:56:42,276 Or just a good screw. 888 00:56:42,426 --> 00:56:45,403 -No complaints either way! -Same old pigs. 889 00:57:07,386 --> 00:57:08,627 Ettore! 890 00:57:09,419 --> 00:57:10,422 Hi. 891 00:57:10,652 --> 00:57:12,324 -How's it going? -Fine, and you? 892 00:57:12,474 --> 00:57:13,515 Fine. 893 00:57:14,208 --> 00:57:15,816 -You look great. -Thanks. 894 00:57:17,568 --> 00:57:19,168 Where are the others? 895 00:57:19,530 --> 00:57:20,704 Never mind… 896 00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,958 They all bailed out, it'll just be the two of us. 897 00:57:24,484 --> 00:57:25,941 As we say: 898 00:57:26,171 --> 00:57:27,555 quality, not quantity. 899 00:57:27,705 --> 00:57:28,739 Hey! 900 00:57:29,315 --> 00:57:32,647 We met at the party, the cake… 901 00:57:32,827 --> 00:57:33,965 Remember? 902 00:57:34,115 --> 00:57:37,795 Marco is an expert on stars, he'll explain everything to us. 903 00:57:37,945 --> 00:57:40,025 -Really? -I'll get my bag. 904 00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:44,400 Let me give you a hand. 905 00:57:44,550 --> 00:57:46,782 I'll pitch my tent. 906 00:57:57,095 --> 00:57:59,251 I had a tent like that too when I was 6, 907 00:58:00,303 --> 00:58:02,907 I pitched it in my backyard. 908 00:58:05,228 --> 00:58:07,111 Listen up, pal… 909 00:58:07,602 --> 00:58:09,692 I've been working on her for 3 months, 910 00:58:09,842 --> 00:58:12,519 I planned for this to be the finishing stroke. 911 00:58:12,758 --> 00:58:15,390 So, do me a favor, when the time is right… 912 00:58:16,361 --> 00:58:18,019 get lost, understand? 913 00:58:19,477 --> 00:58:21,474 Now start the fire. 914 00:58:21,871 --> 00:58:24,965 Let's see what you can do with wet wood. 915 00:58:25,862 --> 00:58:27,932 Marco will start the fire. 916 00:58:29,937 --> 00:58:31,271 What's this? 917 00:58:31,495 --> 00:58:32,692 Give it back. 918 00:58:34,315 --> 00:58:35,772 "Wonders…" 919 00:58:38,607 --> 00:58:40,763 "Wonders illuminate the sky, 920 00:58:41,431 --> 00:58:45,902 your gaze envelops me like a silent wave and drowns me." 921 00:58:46,659 --> 00:58:48,585 You're some writer! 922 00:58:49,555 --> 00:58:50,808 You can read! 923 00:58:50,958 --> 00:58:53,565 A silent wave… I'll have to remember that. 924 00:58:54,041 --> 00:58:56,240 Thanks! Stefania! 925 00:59:23,716 --> 00:59:26,536 I'll give you a silent wave, you bastard. 926 00:59:28,725 --> 00:59:32,225 Have you seen the rods for my tent? 927 00:59:33,016 --> 00:59:36,681 I checked before I left, I know I packed them. 928 00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:42,627 You know, I have plenty of room. 929 00:59:44,712 --> 00:59:47,106 True, your tent is spacious. 930 00:59:47,374 --> 00:59:49,215 You and Marco can share it, 931 00:59:49,436 --> 00:59:51,356 I'll use his. 932 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,284 Well… 933 00:59:59,328 --> 01:00:02,386 -I'll go get some wood. -Good idea. 934 01:00:02,536 --> 01:00:03,740 Go on… 935 01:00:32,634 --> 01:00:36,979 I brought this just for you, it's a special beer from Germany. 936 01:00:38,099 --> 01:00:40,114 I got some wood and this… 937 01:00:41,464 --> 01:00:42,792 Dinner! 938 01:00:43,084 --> 01:00:44,703 Oh, my God. 939 01:00:45,526 --> 01:00:48,788 -What did you do? -Caught it with my bare hands. 940 01:00:49,531 --> 01:00:52,067 Marco, that's horrible. 941 01:00:52,652 --> 01:00:54,334 Poor thing. 942 01:00:57,930 --> 01:01:00,497 Hey, what is that tag on its leg? 943 01:01:03,366 --> 01:01:04,377 Nothing. 944 01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:07,670 The tent! 945 01:01:16,299 --> 01:01:19,364 Let's get water from the lake, Ettore! 946 01:01:28,032 --> 01:01:29,533 Not that way! 947 01:01:31,412 --> 01:01:34,201 Watch out for the slope! 948 01:01:38,687 --> 01:01:40,251 How gross! 949 01:01:41,705 --> 01:01:43,270 Are you okay? 950 01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:46,528 The water's freezing. I can't see a thing. 951 01:01:48,767 --> 01:01:50,252 Christ… 952 01:01:53,270 --> 01:01:55,664 Well, jump in! 953 01:01:59,961 --> 01:02:02,150 Make yourself useful, hold this. 954 01:02:07,751 --> 01:02:09,862 Don't worry, I'm here. 955 01:02:10,012 --> 01:02:11,701 Grab this rope. 956 01:02:31,522 --> 01:02:32,778 Ettore! 957 01:02:34,089 --> 01:02:36,870 My car died, let's try to pull her up together. 958 01:02:42,877 --> 01:02:44,322 Damn, it's cold! 959 01:02:46,780 --> 01:02:49,932 Something touched my foot! Something touched my foot! 960 01:02:50,817 --> 01:02:53,494 -Stefania, where are you? -Here. 961 01:02:54,190 --> 01:02:55,920 Hang on to me… 962 01:02:56,855 --> 01:02:59,194 Can we pull ourselves up? 963 01:03:00,292 --> 01:03:03,483 If your dumbass friend doesn't mess this up too. 964 01:03:04,645 --> 01:03:07,947 Don't you worry, I'm here for you. 965 01:03:14,243 --> 01:03:15,651 Marco… 966 01:03:16,277 --> 01:03:17,873 What happened? 967 01:03:18,224 --> 01:03:19,638 What's wrong? 968 01:03:25,454 --> 01:03:26,727 There you go. 969 01:03:29,729 --> 01:03:31,064 How are you? 970 01:03:39,731 --> 01:03:40,882 Guys… 971 01:03:41,446 --> 01:03:43,396 This place is really amazing. 972 01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:49,452 Your ankle's wrapped, you've got a fire so… 973 01:03:52,241 --> 01:03:53,537 Stefania… 974 01:04:25,531 --> 01:04:27,460 So brave of you to jump in. 975 01:04:27,610 --> 01:04:31,109 When emergencies arise, I don't think, I take action. 976 01:04:35,850 --> 01:04:37,943 Wonders illuminate the sky, 977 01:04:39,026 --> 01:04:41,980 your gaze envelops me like a silent wave, 978 01:04:43,670 --> 01:04:45,424 and drowns me. 979 01:04:46,743 --> 01:04:49,327 -Nice, who wrote it? -Me. 980 01:04:49,555 --> 01:04:51,034 You write poems? 981 01:04:51,184 --> 01:04:52,549 On occasion. 982 01:04:52,762 --> 01:04:55,827 -I didn't know. -You don't know a lot about me. 983 01:04:56,610 --> 01:04:57,949 Fuck! 984 01:05:22,641 --> 01:05:26,157 Radio Dee Jay welcomes all you listeners… 985 01:05:26,346 --> 01:05:28,394 …who are in love, 986 01:05:28,544 --> 01:05:32,439 who are walking on clouds, who have hearts in their eyes. 987 01:05:32,589 --> 01:05:36,710 -Who hear birds chirping. -Who see the sun shining. 988 01:05:36,860 --> 01:05:38,780 Who have rainbows in sight. 989 01:05:38,930 --> 01:05:40,430 -And then… -And then! 990 01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:42,917 A guy shows up and takes her away! 991 01:05:46,598 --> 01:05:48,968 I don't know how to thank you, really. 992 01:05:49,118 --> 01:05:50,556 Well done. 993 01:05:51,812 --> 01:05:53,330 -You okay? -Yes. 994 01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:56,433 I know we got off to a bad start, 995 01:05:56,658 --> 01:06:00,174 but I was stressed out. Stefania is a hard nut to crack. 996 01:06:00,363 --> 01:06:03,784 If things hadn't worked this time, I would've given up. 997 01:06:04,037 --> 01:06:05,626 Then you showed up, 998 01:06:05,776 --> 01:06:07,394 and made a mess: 999 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:11,339 you burnt the tent, killed that bunny, threw me in the lake… 1000 01:06:11,489 --> 01:06:13,834 I never tried to play the hero before! 1001 01:06:13,984 --> 01:06:16,061 But she sure fell for it! 1002 01:06:16,587 --> 01:06:19,585 -Know what happened in the tent? -No! 1003 01:06:20,530 --> 01:06:22,915 She played hard to get for so long, 1004 01:06:23,145 --> 01:06:24,449 but then… 1005 01:06:26,060 --> 01:06:28,058 Women are all the same! 1006 01:06:28,390 --> 01:06:33,020 You know, love has nothing to do with sparks, 1007 01:06:33,328 --> 01:06:35,880 words, violins, and whatnot… 1008 01:06:36,212 --> 01:06:37,855 It's a science. 1009 01:06:39,087 --> 01:06:41,133 It's a science with rules. 1010 01:06:41,717 --> 01:06:43,544 Each of us has his own rules. 1011 01:06:43,694 --> 01:06:48,252 My first rule is to hit on all girls, eventually one will put out, 1012 01:06:48,402 --> 01:06:50,139 it's a statistical fact. 1013 01:06:50,439 --> 01:06:54,105 Rule two: women are like clean underwear. 1014 01:06:54,389 --> 01:06:57,014 You should always have an extra pair. 1015 01:06:57,164 --> 01:06:59,652 And don't think I'll be at the mercy of Stefania. 1016 01:06:59,802 --> 01:07:02,897 The other day at the club I met this chick… 1017 01:07:04,289 --> 01:07:07,654 She's so hot I call her "Honeybuns"! 1018 01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:10,780 Rule three: deny everything. 1019 01:07:10,930 --> 01:07:13,370 Even if they catch you, deny it. 1020 01:07:13,868 --> 01:07:15,396 Rule four: 1021 01:07:15,776 --> 01:07:19,384 two cell phones. One for you, one for them, 1022 01:07:19,724 --> 01:07:22,307 or else they drive you crazy. 1023 01:07:22,749 --> 01:07:25,831 And you said he was just a womanizer… 1024 01:07:25,981 --> 01:07:29,693 -…who hits on everyone. -I was wrong. 1025 01:07:29,891 --> 01:07:34,206 Men are strange, you never know what's in their heads. 1026 01:07:34,356 --> 01:07:37,690 My clients' last check-up was today, I can leave now. 1027 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,246 -Hi, Barbara. -Silvia. 1028 01:07:39,396 --> 01:07:41,267 -This is my son. -Hello. 1029 01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:45,842 Plus, after this weekend, you don't need me anymore. 1030 01:07:46,501 --> 01:07:48,451 You've got it under control? 1031 01:07:50,111 --> 01:07:51,124 Right? 1032 01:07:51,274 --> 01:07:52,671 She's in love. 1033 01:07:52,892 --> 01:07:56,329 She doesn't view him as a man, but as a cyborg… 1034 01:07:57,261 --> 01:07:59,080 …who swims like Tarzan, 1035 01:07:59,230 --> 01:08:01,402 writes like Dante, and heals like Dr. House. 1036 01:08:01,552 --> 01:08:04,555 Inflated balloons, I've seen lots of them burst. 1037 01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:07,065 Thanks, dad, but it's pointless now. 1038 01:08:10,084 --> 01:08:11,656 Who am I kidding…? 1039 01:08:12,304 --> 01:08:15,891 You, me and especially her. 1040 01:08:16,898 --> 01:08:18,566 Enough. Don't be so negative. 1041 01:08:18,716 --> 01:08:21,013 One more thing I have to say… 1042 01:08:22,004 --> 01:08:23,446 University. 1043 01:08:23,892 --> 01:08:25,395 I won't graduate, 1044 01:08:26,918 --> 01:08:29,636 I dropped out a few years ago. 1045 01:08:32,674 --> 01:08:35,075 I know you had other plans for me, 1046 01:08:35,501 --> 01:08:38,330 I'm sorry for disappointing you… 1047 01:08:39,296 --> 01:08:40,994 But it wasn't me! 1048 01:08:46,848 --> 01:08:48,754 Go home and don't worry. 1049 01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:54,158 Marco… 1050 01:09:02,167 --> 01:09:04,410 Teacher, does it hurt? 1051 01:09:06,528 --> 01:09:07,847 A bit, 1052 01:09:08,392 --> 01:09:11,521 but don't worry, go play with the others. 1053 01:09:18,979 --> 01:09:21,768 -Thanks for coming with me. -Sure! 1054 01:09:22,731 --> 01:09:24,445 You call this coffee? 1055 01:09:24,714 --> 01:09:26,105 Throw it away. 1056 01:09:28,214 --> 01:09:29,509 Dad! 1057 01:09:51,790 --> 01:09:53,828 Hi, Anna, it's me. 1058 01:09:54,034 --> 01:09:57,352 Please cancel all my appointments for next week, 1059 01:09:57,542 --> 01:09:59,392 I have to stay here longer. 1060 01:09:59,770 --> 01:10:01,508 Thanks, bye. 1061 01:10:16,092 --> 01:10:17,451 Well? 1062 01:10:19,497 --> 01:10:21,132 Do we agree? 1063 01:10:21,702 --> 01:10:23,329 Are you serious? 1064 01:10:23,613 --> 01:10:24,917 I'm in. 1065 01:10:27,476 --> 01:10:28,693 Dad! 1066 01:10:30,106 --> 01:10:34,562 -I thought you left? -It's best if I stay here. 1067 01:10:36,466 --> 01:10:38,798 We need to stick it to this bastard! 1068 01:10:38,948 --> 01:10:41,334 Don't go overboard. 1069 01:10:41,484 --> 01:10:44,494 No, this time, Mary Poppins is right. 1070 01:10:44,644 --> 01:10:47,929 No mercy for this guy. 1071 01:10:48,506 --> 01:10:50,623 Listen to this. 1072 01:10:57,695 --> 01:10:59,315 Love… 1073 01:11:00,024 --> 01:11:02,947 Isn't always what it seems, 1074 01:11:04,250 --> 01:11:06,131 be on the lookout, 1075 01:11:06,707 --> 01:11:09,092 or you might get fooled. 1076 01:11:10,744 --> 01:11:13,675 He's hot, rich, cool, 1077 01:11:14,045 --> 01:11:16,834 but take my advice, 1078 01:11:17,403 --> 01:11:20,137 and open your eyes! 1079 01:11:20,571 --> 01:11:24,063 Don't forget what his name is… 1080 01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:25,594 Ettore! 1081 01:11:26,077 --> 01:11:29,261 You're so hot, Ettore. 1082 01:11:29,506 --> 01:11:32,318 -You're so strong, Ettore. -A song for you! 1083 01:11:32,682 --> 01:11:35,226 But you're a bastard, Ettore! 1084 01:11:36,702 --> 01:11:40,203 -Ettore, you're so on the ball. -It's funny! 1085 01:11:42,463 --> 01:11:46,446 I think I've seen that guy before… 1086 01:11:46,596 --> 01:11:49,245 Yeah, at the loser convention. 1087 01:11:51,624 --> 01:11:52,872 Thanks. 1088 01:11:54,705 --> 01:11:56,182 My turn. 1089 01:11:56,372 --> 01:11:58,189 My first rule: 1090 01:11:58,418 --> 01:12:00,756 men like him never say no. 1091 01:12:07,921 --> 01:12:10,284 Here, you're at number 3, 1092 01:12:10,434 --> 01:12:12,883 he's at the court next to you. 1093 01:12:13,033 --> 01:12:14,303 Thanks! 1094 01:12:18,672 --> 01:12:19,857 Hi! 1095 01:12:22,164 --> 01:12:24,643 You're really good. 1096 01:12:24,929 --> 01:12:26,241 Thanks. 1097 01:12:27,085 --> 01:12:29,163 Can you help me with my serve? 1098 01:12:31,944 --> 01:12:33,052 Sure. 1099 01:12:34,906 --> 01:12:36,788 -I'm Ettore. -Mary. 1100 01:12:36,938 --> 01:12:38,611 Nice to meet you. 1101 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:41,478 Come on. 1102 01:12:41,992 --> 01:12:45,476 -Do you have any tennis experience? -Zero. 1103 01:12:48,272 --> 01:12:49,654 All right. 1104 01:12:49,844 --> 01:12:51,607 -You hold the ball. -Okay. 1105 01:12:51,757 --> 01:12:53,661 Hold the racket tight, 1106 01:12:53,811 --> 01:12:57,057 toss the ball and swing the racket… 1107 01:12:57,207 --> 01:13:00,307 …in an arc-like motion, while rotating your hips. 1108 01:13:01,095 --> 01:13:03,088 -Give it a try. -Up… 1109 01:13:03,238 --> 01:13:04,730 Swing and hit. 1110 01:13:04,918 --> 01:13:06,727 See? You're not bad. 1111 01:13:07,628 --> 01:13:09,737 It's all in the hips. 1112 01:13:12,643 --> 01:13:13,774 Guys… 1113 01:13:14,294 --> 01:13:16,443 do you think it already happened? 1114 01:13:17,225 --> 01:13:18,599 Now. 1115 01:13:23,663 --> 01:13:25,646 -Come here. -Shut up! 1116 01:13:26,577 --> 01:13:28,221 You like it rough! 1117 01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:30,757 Let go! 1118 01:13:32,377 --> 01:13:34,416 Don't hit me! 1119 01:13:34,566 --> 01:13:36,959 And now, my creation steps in. 1120 01:13:42,039 --> 01:13:43,595 Killer weed… 1121 01:13:47,570 --> 01:13:48,850 Now. 1122 01:13:49,371 --> 01:13:50,951 Do it right. 1123 01:13:51,622 --> 01:13:54,223 -Hello? -Stefania, it's Marco. 1124 01:13:54,373 --> 01:13:57,088 -Is this a bad time? -No, go ahead. 1125 01:13:58,557 --> 01:14:02,156 -What's up? -I'm waiting for that jerk, Ettore. 1126 01:14:02,361 --> 01:14:05,896 He's over an hour late, I'm not waiting anymore. 1127 01:14:06,243 --> 01:14:10,210 Wait, I've got nothing to do, I'll come hang out with you, 1128 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:13,614 -then maybe he'll show up. -Okay! 1129 01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:16,991 I'm at Café Sant'Eustachio, know it? 1130 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,424 Maybe he's tied up and didn't have time to let you know. 1131 01:14:31,621 --> 01:14:33,557 Maybe I'm just paranoid, 1132 01:14:33,771 --> 01:14:36,717 he's been busy with tennis practice. 1133 01:14:37,017 --> 01:14:41,583 -For Saturday's tournament? -Yes, it means a lot to him. 1134 01:14:41,836 --> 01:14:44,156 -You'd better come. -Of course. 1135 01:14:44,404 --> 01:14:46,466 I'm sure that's why he forgot. 1136 01:14:46,813 --> 01:14:50,747 And you thought he was out looking for another girl… 1137 01:14:53,923 --> 01:14:56,343 He's got the prettiest girl already. 1138 01:14:57,699 --> 01:14:59,319 You're sweet. 1139 01:15:00,172 --> 01:15:02,858 You're dressed differently… 1140 01:15:03,277 --> 01:15:06,227 What happened to those funny T-shirts of yours? 1141 01:15:11,998 --> 01:15:14,645 I didn't find anything in there, 1142 01:15:14,984 --> 01:15:17,986 apart from tons of trophies, medals, and plaques. 1143 01:15:19,257 --> 01:15:21,477 And, this… 1144 01:15:22,149 --> 01:15:25,680 Ladies and gentlemen, straight from his hard disk. 1145 01:15:25,925 --> 01:15:27,995 You're a genius. 1146 01:15:28,232 --> 01:15:29,504 I know. 1147 01:15:32,276 --> 01:15:36,455 You have no idea, he has a huge collection of women… 1148 01:15:36,667 --> 01:15:41,306 …of all types and ages, all organized in a file with photos, 1149 01:15:41,456 --> 01:15:43,336 info, ratings… It's insane! 1150 01:15:43,486 --> 01:15:45,140 Look here. 1151 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:49,233 "Violetta: lover of good food, Flamenco dancer." 1152 01:15:49,383 --> 01:15:51,334 Wow, what a body! 1153 01:15:51,484 --> 01:15:53,214 In fact, he gave her an 8.5, 1154 01:15:53,364 --> 01:15:56,294 -but I'd give her a 9. -And her? 1155 01:15:56,958 --> 01:16:00,553 "Salesclerk in a lingerie store." 1156 01:16:00,939 --> 01:16:04,131 Lingerie, just like the party. 1157 01:16:05,229 --> 01:16:08,832 -He calls this one "Honeybuns". -That's "Honeybuns"? 1158 01:16:09,092 --> 01:16:11,683 So trashy! 1159 01:16:11,937 --> 01:16:14,220 There's a video of her too! 1160 01:16:15,270 --> 01:16:18,051 Yes, Honeybuns! 1161 01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:20,280 -What is that? -An armpit. 1162 01:16:20,430 --> 01:16:23,314 He is a total maniac! Shut it off, please. 1163 01:16:23,464 --> 01:16:25,604 No, let me see. 1164 01:16:25,936 --> 01:16:28,688 -Wonder if he filmed you. -No… 1165 01:16:28,885 --> 01:16:30,775 He didn't have time to. 1166 01:16:30,925 --> 01:16:33,673 -And here's Stefania… -No, guys! 1167 01:16:34,739 --> 01:16:37,182 -Relax, there's nothing here. -Yet… 1168 01:16:37,332 --> 01:16:40,089 Enough, we have everything we need. 1169 01:16:40,239 --> 01:16:42,554 This time we can't fail. 1170 01:16:42,704 --> 01:16:45,808 Ettore has no idea who he is up against. 1171 01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:47,610 Let's get started. 1172 01:16:48,897 --> 01:16:51,481 "Dear Honeybuns… 1173 01:16:51,931 --> 01:16:56,695 there's a tennis tournament at the club this weekend." 1174 01:16:57,961 --> 01:16:59,237 Wait… 1175 01:16:59,518 --> 01:17:01,565 When they read this they'll call him… 1176 01:17:01,715 --> 01:17:02,883 Right. 1177 01:17:03,238 --> 01:17:07,459 Unless someone tampered with his love phone, 1178 01:17:07,609 --> 01:17:12,380 and forwarded all his calls to another cell phone… 1179 01:17:12,530 --> 01:17:15,397 That's why I like this Annamaria! 1180 01:17:15,966 --> 01:17:18,340 -Mary. -Mary! She's bright. 1181 01:17:18,601 --> 01:17:20,758 "Hi, Enrica, 1182 01:17:21,690 --> 01:17:27,835 you should come by the tennis club on Saturday afternoon…" 1183 01:17:28,033 --> 01:17:34,092 "Hey. Natalia, I'm sorry for what I did to you…" 1184 01:17:34,336 --> 01:17:35,924 "Hi, Stella, 1185 01:17:36,413 --> 01:17:38,973 my phone is broken. 1186 01:17:39,313 --> 01:17:45,175 I'll make it up to you, let's meet Saturday at 4:00 at the tennis club." 1187 01:17:56,674 --> 01:18:00,758 Court number 4, Pasquini and Marazza. 1188 01:18:01,050 --> 01:18:02,490 Court number 2, 1189 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:05,469 Bernabei and Muffato… 1190 01:18:05,619 --> 01:18:08,219 -How are you feeling? -I'm pumped up! 1191 01:18:10,273 --> 01:18:12,849 -Ettore, there you are. -Hi. 1192 01:18:13,260 --> 01:18:15,741 -I've been waiting. -Really? 1193 01:18:16,223 --> 01:18:19,266 I have to go, my match is starting soon. 1194 01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:21,935 But you told me to come here! 1195 01:18:23,712 --> 01:18:26,548 I'm glad you apologized for behaving badly. 1196 01:18:26,825 --> 01:18:28,635 -Please… -Who's that? 1197 01:18:28,848 --> 01:18:30,570 Look at his face! 1198 01:18:31,068 --> 01:18:32,902 The bastard is losing his cool. 1199 01:18:33,052 --> 01:18:36,392 It's time you explained a few things to me. 1200 01:18:36,984 --> 01:18:39,080 -Explain what? -Hi, Honeybuns. 1201 01:18:39,230 --> 01:18:43,027 -Honeybuns? -Forget honeybuns, this is a jam! 1202 01:18:44,118 --> 01:18:47,112 -Who are these girls? -I have no idea. 1203 01:18:47,699 --> 01:18:51,174 -I'm glad you contacted me. -Who are all this girls? 1204 01:18:51,380 --> 01:18:53,355 You know Ettore too? 1205 01:18:56,657 --> 01:18:58,363 This must be a joke. 1206 01:18:59,635 --> 01:19:02,360 What the heck is this charade about? 1207 01:19:02,581 --> 01:19:04,242 I'm talking to him. 1208 01:19:04,392 --> 01:19:05,898 Excuse me. 1209 01:19:06,586 --> 01:19:08,600 You're a piece of shit. 1210 01:19:10,126 --> 01:19:12,417 I don't even know you. 1211 01:19:12,567 --> 01:19:14,687 -Who are you? -I'll kill you. 1212 01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:16,187 What's he doing? 1213 01:19:18,396 --> 01:19:20,489 -What did I do? -What did you do? 1214 01:19:21,516 --> 01:19:23,248 You fucked my girl! 1215 01:19:23,398 --> 01:19:25,000 Ettore, what's going on? 1216 01:19:25,231 --> 01:19:27,664 -What are you saying? -What am I saying? 1217 01:19:28,477 --> 01:19:30,486 -What, don't you remember her? -No. 1218 01:19:30,636 --> 01:19:32,336 Brunette with a tattoo? 1219 01:19:33,154 --> 01:19:34,418 Paolo… 1220 01:19:36,223 --> 01:19:38,198 You really don't remember? 1221 01:19:38,870 --> 01:19:41,420 I'll refresh your memory, you shithead! 1222 01:19:41,975 --> 01:19:44,416 -Start explaining. -Hold on, I'll be right back. 1223 01:19:48,572 --> 01:19:51,471 -What is going on? -Just give me a second. 1224 01:19:52,979 --> 01:19:55,183 Who are all these girls? 1225 01:19:58,698 --> 01:20:01,116 Can I have your attention please. 1226 01:20:07,732 --> 01:20:12,209 I'm sure you all find this situation rather odd, 1227 01:20:13,014 --> 01:20:14,153 but… 1228 01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:18,001 there comes a time in life when a man… 1229 01:20:18,151 --> 01:20:19,880 …must be straightforward. 1230 01:20:23,002 --> 01:20:25,474 I realize I've made many mistakes. 1231 01:20:29,194 --> 01:20:31,144 Sorry, I'm getting emotional. 1232 01:20:31,373 --> 01:20:34,052 And have hurt many of you. 1233 01:20:36,003 --> 01:20:37,085 You too, 1234 01:20:37,670 --> 01:20:39,092 my friend. 1235 01:20:40,262 --> 01:20:42,410 -He's talking to you. -Yes. 1236 01:20:44,046 --> 01:20:46,196 I'd like to apologize to you all, 1237 01:20:46,859 --> 01:20:48,384 wholeheartedly. 1238 01:20:49,947 --> 01:20:51,693 I'm a new man now, 1239 01:20:52,657 --> 01:20:54,687 thanks to a special person. 1240 01:20:55,579 --> 01:20:59,071 I wanted all the important women in my life to be here… 1241 01:20:59,467 --> 01:21:01,980 …to say that thanks to her, 1242 01:21:02,130 --> 01:21:03,891 I know what love is, 1243 01:21:04,649 --> 01:21:05,976 real love. 1244 01:21:07,636 --> 01:21:09,018 And as of today, 1245 01:21:09,713 --> 01:21:12,415 my heart will only belong to… 1246 01:21:14,343 --> 01:21:15,465 …Stefania. 1247 01:21:22,781 --> 01:21:26,075 -He's one great actor. -Invincible. 1248 01:21:26,312 --> 01:21:29,112 We could use some of that stuff of yours now. 1249 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,735 Sorry, I've got a call. 1250 01:21:38,684 --> 01:21:40,493 He did good. 1251 01:21:41,046 --> 01:21:43,360 For once he was honest. 1252 01:21:43,597 --> 01:21:45,035 What a pity! 1253 01:21:46,891 --> 01:21:49,404 Hey, you can't imagine what just happened. 1254 01:21:49,759 --> 01:21:53,046 You'll never believe it, such a surreal situation. 1255 01:21:53,922 --> 01:21:56,798 Know all those chicks I've been banging recently? 1256 01:21:57,564 --> 01:22:01,651 I don't know how but they all showed up at the club. 1257 01:22:01,801 --> 01:22:04,240 Crazy coincidence, total nightmare! 1258 01:22:04,628 --> 01:22:07,251 I fed Stefania a load of bullshit, 1259 01:22:07,496 --> 01:22:08,991 luckily she believed it, 1260 01:22:09,141 --> 01:22:10,830 at least I have one left. 1261 01:22:11,201 --> 01:22:13,160 I have a new rule: 1262 01:22:13,642 --> 01:22:16,882 the bigger the lie, the more a woman falls for it. 1263 01:22:17,032 --> 01:22:18,398 It's a fact. 1264 01:22:18,879 --> 01:22:21,067 -What an ass! -Unbelievable. 1265 01:22:21,416 --> 01:22:24,584 Talk to you later. 1266 01:22:27,466 --> 01:22:28,888 Stefania! 1267 01:22:34,197 --> 01:22:35,532 My grandma… 1268 01:22:38,092 --> 01:22:40,589 -Really? -Now you're through… 1269 01:22:40,861 --> 01:22:43,097 What's going on? 1270 01:22:54,568 --> 01:22:57,618 I can't take your call now, leave me a message. 1271 01:22:58,341 --> 01:23:01,090 Hey, Stefania. How are you doing? 1272 01:23:03,595 --> 01:23:06,510 What happened at the club… 1273 01:23:09,172 --> 01:23:10,642 …was horrible. 1274 01:23:12,048 --> 01:23:15,589 If you want to talk to someone about anything, 1275 01:23:16,164 --> 01:23:17,491 call me. 1276 01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:20,445 I'm here for you. 1277 01:23:21,527 --> 01:23:22,609 Bye. 1278 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,565 Marco… 1279 01:23:38,315 --> 01:23:40,065 your dad's at the buzzer. 1280 01:24:17,728 --> 01:24:20,982 Make sure to give us the table near the window, 1281 01:24:21,749 --> 01:24:24,766 and put some flowers on the table, thanks. 1282 01:24:26,750 --> 01:24:29,258 -Romantic rendezvous? -Yes. 1283 01:24:29,732 --> 01:24:32,410 My wedding anniversary. It's important. 1284 01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:36,010 I thought you and women… 1285 01:24:38,232 --> 01:24:39,771 This is my wife. 1286 01:24:39,921 --> 01:24:41,604 -So? -So… 1287 01:24:42,790 --> 01:24:45,966 My wife is the most important thing in my life. 1288 01:24:46,550 --> 01:24:48,723 Looking for your son? 1289 01:24:49,647 --> 01:24:51,817 -Yes, have you seen him? -Yes. 1290 01:24:51,967 --> 01:24:55,690 This morning, but he left and I haven't seen him since. 1291 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,513 He's a good kid. 1292 01:24:59,228 --> 01:25:00,610 By the way, 1293 01:25:01,275 --> 01:25:02,855 he left this here. 1294 01:25:58,090 --> 01:25:59,757 10 RULES TO MAKE HER FALL IN LOVE 1295 01:26:22,684 --> 01:26:24,434 Prehistoric stereo aside, 1296 01:26:25,552 --> 01:26:27,305 there are 3 more rules. 1297 01:26:28,262 --> 01:26:29,739 Don't mope, 1298 01:26:30,490 --> 01:26:32,757 don't write dumb shit on Facebook, 1299 01:26:33,088 --> 01:26:35,743 and don't listen to depressing music, Marco! 1300 01:26:38,081 --> 01:26:42,015 There are millions of girls out there who'd kill to be with you. 1301 01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:43,737 Millions? 1302 01:26:45,127 --> 01:26:46,525 Thousands. 1303 01:27:19,746 --> 01:27:22,299 -Hello? -Hi, chérie. How are you? 1304 01:27:22,449 --> 01:27:24,468 -Fine, and you? -Swell. 1305 01:27:24,618 --> 01:27:27,949 I have a favor to ask, I think you can help me. 1306 01:27:28,921 --> 01:27:31,267 That's a pepper plant, 1307 01:27:31,559 --> 01:27:35,013 that's tomato… Patrizio, dig deeper. 1308 01:27:35,163 --> 01:27:37,114 Okay, good. 1309 01:27:37,944 --> 01:27:39,658 Pass me the water. 1310 01:27:39,887 --> 01:27:42,012 Water? Right away. 1311 01:27:43,544 --> 01:27:45,096 Good work, Elena. 1312 01:27:47,459 --> 01:27:51,433 -Can I dig too? -Sure, right near the tomato. 1313 01:27:53,511 --> 01:27:54,664 Marco? 1314 01:28:04,140 --> 01:28:05,586 This is yours. 1315 01:28:09,473 --> 01:28:12,941 Someone had me read this, since you were too shy. 1316 01:28:13,984 --> 01:28:15,905 Now I know who you are. 1317 01:28:16,055 --> 01:28:20,841 If I'd looked past your exterior, you wouldn't have needed that charade. 1318 01:28:21,974 --> 01:28:25,766 Maybe things between us could've gone differently, 1319 01:28:26,533 --> 01:28:29,590 but we messed everything up. 1320 01:28:34,062 --> 01:28:35,910 I'm going to Paris. 1321 01:28:38,170 --> 01:28:40,500 I need some time alone. 1322 01:28:45,707 --> 01:28:46,892 Take care. 1323 01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:58,860 Teacher… 1324 01:29:01,151 --> 01:29:02,873 How far away is Paris? 1325 01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:08,373 Wait! 1326 01:29:08,932 --> 01:29:10,093 Stefania! 1327 01:29:14,129 --> 01:29:15,598 Gross! 1328 01:29:19,374 --> 01:29:21,563 I should've done this sooner, 1329 01:29:22,108 --> 01:29:23,569 is it too late now? 1330 01:29:25,271 --> 01:29:26,353 No… 1331 01:29:37,594 --> 01:29:39,396 All is well now. 1332 01:29:39,546 --> 01:29:42,832 I took out a loan and fulfilled my dream… 1333 01:29:43,034 --> 01:29:44,750 …of having my own day care. 1334 01:29:44,900 --> 01:29:47,450 It's official, I'll be a great teacher. 1335 01:29:51,005 --> 01:29:53,889 My friends are the same old jerk-offs, 1336 01:29:54,694 --> 01:29:57,601 truth be told, I'm the one who's changed. 1337 01:29:59,078 --> 01:30:01,235 At the end of this all I realized, 1338 01:30:01,550 --> 01:30:03,704 there's only one rule in love: 1339 01:30:03,854 --> 01:30:06,017 that no rules exist. 1340 01:30:08,545 --> 01:30:11,239 That's why love always surprises us. 1341 01:30:11,603 --> 01:30:13,247 Hi, it's me. 1342 01:30:13,397 --> 01:30:15,076 Did something happen to Marco? 1343 01:30:15,226 --> 01:30:18,181 No, why would something have happened? 1344 01:30:18,331 --> 01:30:20,706 We never talk, so I got worried. 1345 01:30:20,896 --> 01:30:22,073 It's a pity, 1346 01:30:22,506 --> 01:30:25,313 -We should talk more often. -Are you nuts? 1347 01:30:25,463 --> 01:30:27,554 We've been separated for 7 years. 1348 01:30:28,526 --> 01:30:29,681 I'm slow. 1349 01:30:29,831 --> 01:30:32,824 It's important to have the guts to be yourself, 1350 01:30:33,124 --> 01:30:37,573 because we all, trust me, will find our soul mate. 1351 01:30:37,723 --> 01:30:39,271 It's the law of nature: 1352 01:30:39,421 --> 01:30:41,910 the male always finds his female. 1353 01:30:42,060 --> 01:30:44,658 Even if this isn't always a good thing… 1354 01:30:45,124 --> 01:30:46,974 How did the male get here? 1355 01:30:47,162 --> 01:30:49,413 He pollinated them all! 1356 01:30:52,763 --> 01:30:54,588 Now what'll I smoke? 1357 01:30:59,439 --> 01:31:03,856 Radio Dee Jay, how shall we wrap up this session on love? 1358 01:31:04,006 --> 01:31:05,088 Love! 1359 01:31:05,562 --> 01:31:07,657 -Love is great! -Bravo! 1360 01:31:07,807 --> 01:31:11,473 Love is great like the sun, like the sea, like the sky… 1361 01:31:11,623 --> 01:31:13,621 We get the point. 1362 01:31:13,771 --> 01:31:16,844 Love is also arguing about a sock left on the bed. 1363 01:31:16,994 --> 01:31:22,898 -Is it yours? Why! -My girl wears terry cloth socks. 1364 01:31:23,146 --> 01:31:28,219 Plus you have a person who squeezes your blackheads. 1365 01:31:28,369 --> 01:31:33,321 That image just convinced all of our listeners to fall in love. 1366 01:31:33,471 --> 01:31:36,041 Love is fighting over the remote control. 1367 01:31:36,191 --> 01:31:39,296 You want to watch the game, she wants her soap operas. 1368 01:31:39,446 --> 01:31:43,215 Your lives are devastated by your relationships. 1369 01:31:43,365 --> 01:31:47,090 But we're trying to convince you that having the right partner in life… 1370 01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:48,883 …is the greatest thing. 1371 01:31:49,033 --> 01:31:52,832 -There's only one rule I know. -What? 1372 01:31:53,029 --> 01:31:54,198 Credit card! 1373 01:31:54,593 --> 01:31:56,728 That way you pick, you do it… 1374 01:31:56,878 --> 01:32:01,105 Careful, never pay more than 1,000 euro in cash, 1375 01:32:01,255 --> 01:32:04,517 -or you'll need an invoice. -A no-limit credit card. 1376 01:32:04,667 --> 01:32:07,503 Jokes aside, we hope you found the right person, 1377 01:32:07,653 --> 01:32:12,345 who's sitting next to you, someone you just found on the highway. 1378 01:32:12,495 --> 01:32:15,165 Friends, that's all for now. Thanks from… 1379 01:32:15,315 --> 01:32:16,704 -Giorgio. -Gabriele. 1380 01:32:16,854 --> 01:32:20,404 And Furio, and remember, love one another, love one another! 1381 01:32:22,350 --> 01:32:24,043 Them, not us! 90718

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