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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I reached out to a
colleague who's doing
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a summer research program
at the University of Heidelberg,
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and I think I can get you in.
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Fantastisch. That's
German for fantastic.
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This is my niece Tonya.
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She's staying with us.
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Hey, Missy. Tonya.
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What are you doing?
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Sneaking out. So,
what's the plan?
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I got half a pack of cigarettes
and a bottle of cooking sherry.
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Let me get dressed.
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This will allow us to calculate
the speed of sound in the liquid
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using the standard elements
of the Einstein field equations.
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The answer is only
correct, of course,
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if the density changes slowly.
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And to begin, we use
the standard equations
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of thermal physics to
simplify the answer...
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Wh-Wha-What am I smelling?
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Oh, that might be my
sauerkraut and knockwurst.
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It is.
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Why are you eating
sauerkraut in my classroom?
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I'm acclimating my body to
a Germanic meat-based diet.
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At 11:00 a.m.?
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It's dinnertime in Heidelberg.
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We're not in Heidelberg.
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But I will be over the summer,
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so I'm trying to adjust
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my internal clock
to the local time
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so I can hit the ground
running mitout jet lag.
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I'm got to get
back to my lecture,
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if that doesn't
interfere with your meal.
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Oh, dinner and
a show, I love it.
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Although... would you be a lamb
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and open this jar
of mustard for me?
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Here are two words
you don't often hear...
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Poor Germany.
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Hey. Oh, good. Can
you do me a favor
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and run to the grocery store?
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There's a list
there on the island.
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Nice to see you, too.
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I'm sorry, I have to get
passports for Shelly and me,
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I've got to make sure
that the house is stocked,
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and now that he's read
about deep-vein thrombosis,
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I have to find compression
socks for the flight.
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"Chicken boo-eh-lon"?
What does that even mean?
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Bouillon.
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It's the tiny cubes
that turn into soup.
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So, the soup aisle?
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There you go.
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And you also need
to go to the drugstore.
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For what? Missy
needs... some items.
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They're on the back of the list.
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You know, you seem
pretty stressed out
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Maybe it'd be easier
if I go to Germany.
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You got to be kidding.
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Well, it might make more sense.
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I got the summer off...
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And, come on, beer and sausage?
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I've been training
for that my whole life.
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Uh...
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Well, I guess
that's a possibility.
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It's just a thought. Mm-hmm.
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I'll run to the grocery store,
we can talk about this later.
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If you're going to
the grocery store,
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you should get more tinfoil.
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You're not making
a hat, are you?
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No. I need it to black
out my windows.
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It's 10:00 p.m. in Heidelberg.
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Gute Nacht.
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Tinfoil.
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Hey, thanks for
watching her. No problem.
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She's my little
Hamburger Helper helper.
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Ain't that right?
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Hey, um, you got anything
going on this weekend?
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Uh, not much. Why?
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Well, at the baby
shower, I got a spa trip
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and I was thinking
about using it.
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I can watch CeeCee.
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No, it's for two people.
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I thought maybe
you and I could go.
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Like together? Yeah.
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You deserve a break
as much as I do.
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Oh, uh...
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Sure, maybe.
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Okay, you don't
seem very excited.
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Well, what do guys do at spas?
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The same thing that
women do at spas.
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What do women do at spas?
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I don't know, spa
stuff. Let's find out.
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Oh, what about the baby?
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It's just one night,
Connie can watch her.
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Okay, fine, if she
says yes, then sure.
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Great. Oh!
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We can go to bed
early, we can nap...
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we can sleep in.
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Mm, exciting.
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Tell me about it.
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So, Missy, how was your day?
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Sheldon's not here...
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Let's just enjoy the silence.
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Mm, it is nice, isn't it? No.
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And if you think it's so nice,
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why do you want to spend two
months with him in Germany?
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I thought Mom was going.
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We're exploring our options.
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Well, I've been
thinking about it.
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You've traveled the world.
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I've never left the country.
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The Army isn't
"traveling the world."
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More than I've done.
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Do I get a vote? No.
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Wait, what's your vote?
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Mom goes. You don't get a vote.
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And... you got to
visit Caltech with him.
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Seeing a college campus
ain't two months in Europe.
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I wouldn't know, would I?
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Mary, I've worked my
ass off for 20 years,
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I deserve this.
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Right, because
what I do is worthless.
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Will you keep it down?
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It's the middle of
the night in here.
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Fighting over two
months of that?
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Okay...
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Hey.
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I hear you and Mandy are
going away for the weekend.
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Yeah, if you don't
mind watching the baby.
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I don't mind.
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You sure?
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You ain't ever watched
her overnight before.
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It's fine, we both
wake up a lot to pee.
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Well, if you change your
mind, I don't have to go.
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Do you not want to go?
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No, I do.
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Is this 'cause it's a spa
and you're worried about
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getting a massage from a guy?
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Well, I wasn't. But
that ain't helping.
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What's going on?
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Well, we've just never
been away from the baby
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this long before and...
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And...?
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Me and Mandy have never
been away alone together.
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You worried you're
gonna blow it with her?
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No.
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Quit making me
worry about new things!
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It may have been
midnight in Medford,
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but it was morning
in Heidelberg...
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The perfect time to
enjoy a hearty breakfast
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of leberwurst on pumpernickel.
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How do you say blech in German?
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I'll save you from googling.
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It's eklig. You're welcome.
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Where were you?
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Why are you up? Go back to bed.
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I was enjoying a revolting
German breakfast.
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What's your excuse?
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It's none of your business.
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As your brother, your
safety is my business.
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I met my friend Tonya,
it's not a big deal.
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You smell like cigarettes.
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No, I don't.
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Perhaps a second
opinion, I'll get Mom.
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Sheldon, stop and think.
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If I get in trouble,
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neither Mom or Dad is
gonna want to leave me
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and go to Germany.
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And if they don't
go, you don't go.
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But I have to go.
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Then you need to
forget this happened.
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I can't forget this happened...
I remember everything.
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Then when you're old
and not a famous scientist,
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you'll remember this is
the moment you blew it.
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Well? What's it gonna be?
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I'm going to brush
the liver out of my teeth
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and mull this over.
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I was presented
with a moral dilemma.
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Cover for Missy
and protect my trip,
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or sing like a canary and
spend a muggy summer in Texas
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with my clean conscience.
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Sheldon, everything okay?
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Yeah, Sheldon,
is everything okay?
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Everything is okay.
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What was that about?
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I don't know. I just woke up.
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So, George really
wants to go to Germany?
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Yeah, he thinks
it'll be a vacation.
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Because the two things
that Sheldon loves are
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change and new people.
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Thank you. So, which
one of you is gonna go?
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We're still discussing it.
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So, you? Mm-hmm.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- Did y'all get her down?
- Yeah.
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Finally. We're gonna head
out before she wakes up.
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I am so glad you
two are spending
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some quality time together.
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Mom. No, she's right,
I mean, we earned it.
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I don't love that you're gonna
share a hotel room, but...
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Mom.
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Well, you're not married.
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Mom. Stop.
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I'm done.
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She's not. Run.
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See ya. Bye.
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Well, you know you weren't.
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Okay.
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According to this quiz,
your TV boyfriend is...
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Bart Simpson.
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He's not even real.
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That doesn't matter.
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I still think about
marrying Alf.
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Look at them over there.
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They got away with
one transgression,
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and now they were
clearly plotting their next.
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All right, we got away
with sneaking out.
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What should we do now?
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I say we rob the mall.
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You read my mind.
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We hit the shoe store first
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and then the makeup store.
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Smart.
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Those are the
things we girls like.
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You okay?
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Huh? What?
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You look a little distracted.
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No, what would I
be distracted about?
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Eh, you got Germany coming up.
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Makes sense to
be a little nervous.
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That does make sense. Yeah.
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Remember how scared you
got when we flew to Pasadena?
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But we got through it.
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Together.
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We did.
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Germany's way further than that.
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Your mom's never been
on a flight that long before.
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I have.
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When I was in the Army.
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Fighting for our country.
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Weren't you in the motor pool?
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I'm just saying, if your
mom gets nervous,
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you might be the
one calming her down.
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But that's what she does for me.
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Well, I'm sure
she'll do her best.
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But if she can't, there's lots
of strangers on the plane.
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You can hold one of their hands.
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Hey.
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Hey, thanks for coming.
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Ah, I'm not gonna
pass on a free lunch.
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I'm no dummy. What you making?
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Chicken salad.
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Is it supposed
to smell like that?
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What?
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Oh, it's the baby.
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Uh, yeah, and people
keep having them.
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I don't get it.
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Could you change her
and let me finish up here?
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How do you mean?
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I mean, like, go get a new
diaper and put it on her.
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00:10:25,139 --> 00:10:26,139
Oh.
260
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,370
No, thanks.
261
00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:30,139
Don't you be a baby.
Go and change her.
262
00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:33,210
The first diaper I change
is gonna be my own.
263
00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:35,250
You've never changed a diaper?
264
00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:36,779
Not a one.
265
00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:39,080
You have kids. And grandkids.
266
00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:41,649
How did you get away with
never changing a diaper?
267
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,990
Mm. It wasn't easy.
268
00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,960
When there's something's
important to you,
269
00:10:46,159 --> 00:10:48,159
you find a way.
270
00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,500
Maybe we can do a
sleepover at your place.
271
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,360
Why can't we do it here?
272
00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:53,559
Missy.
273
00:10:53,629 --> 00:10:54,830
That's why.
274
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,269
Go away.
275
00:10:56,470 --> 00:10:58,370
Why? What secret plot
are you hatching now?
276
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,169
What's wrong with him?
277
00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:01,370
Literally, everything.
278
00:11:01,539 --> 00:11:02,980
Missy.
279
00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:05,240
Is he gonna rat us out? No.
280
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,250
He's really smart but
also really dumb. Watch.
281
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,269
Come in, Sheldon.
282
00:11:12,669 --> 00:11:15,049
What? I've been reading
up on German history
283
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,190
and I've realized
that appeasement
284
00:11:17,389 --> 00:11:19,730
in the face of rule-breaking
is a slippery slope.
285
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,590
Let's say that sneaking out was
286
00:11:21,789 --> 00:11:23,070
your "occupying
the Sudetenland."
287
00:11:23,159 --> 00:11:25,029
What's your "invasion
of Poland" going to be?
288
00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,460
I see it.
289
00:11:26,659 --> 00:11:28,570
What are you talking about?
290
00:11:28,769 --> 00:11:30,129
If I can't tell Mom
and Dad on you,
291
00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:31,446
then I need you to
promise you won't break
292
00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:32,669
any more rules while I'm away.
293
00:11:32,769 --> 00:11:34,470
Fine, I promise. Now get out.
294
00:11:34,669 --> 00:11:36,409
Excellent.
295
00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:37,970
Wait, how do I know
you meant that?
296
00:11:38,759 --> 00:11:42,450
Maybe she should promise
she was telling the truth.
297
00:11:42,649 --> 00:11:43,980
I like that.
298
00:11:44,179 --> 00:11:46,419
I promise I was
telling the truth.
299
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,536
Wait, if you were lying
about the first promise,
300
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:53,799
how do I know you weren't
lying about the second promise?
301
00:11:53,889 --> 00:11:55,710
I promise I wasn't.
302
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,429
I think you broke him.
303
00:12:02,629 --> 00:12:04,240
No, he'll be back.
304
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,539
I will.
305
00:12:11,259 --> 00:12:13,049
Wow.
306
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,779
Look at this.
307
00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:15,779
Uh-huh.
308
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:18,620
Nice. Oh, come on.
309
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:20,220
You live in a garage.
310
00:12:20,419 --> 00:12:22,525
This is the nicest room
you've ever seen in your life.
311
00:12:22,549 --> 00:12:24,610
I said it was nice.
312
00:12:25,409 --> 00:12:27,860
Oh, my God.
313
00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:30,950
You have to feel this
bed. I may never leave.
314
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,500
Yeah, that's something.
315
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,740
Soft. Okay.
316
00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:39,200
What is going on? Do
you not want to be here?
317
00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:40,740
What? I'm here.
318
00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,470
Are you that worried
about the massage?
319
00:12:42,669 --> 00:12:44,056
You know, you
don't have to get one.
320
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,379
It ain't the massage.
321
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:48,250
Well, it's a little the massage.
322
00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:50,049
They ain't gonna
touch my butt, are they?
323
00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:52,149
Oh, yes. I ordered the
couples' butt massage.
324
00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:53,350
I paid extra for it.
325
00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:55,519
Really? No, dummy.
326
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,360
Oh, forget it.
327
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,419
I thought this is
what you wanted...
328
00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:00,860
Us together.
329
00:13:01,059 --> 00:13:02,779
I did.
330
00:13:03,779 --> 00:13:06,009
You did. What changed?
331
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:07,899
It's just different now.
332
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,240
What's "different" about it?
333
00:13:14,039 --> 00:13:17,279
Hi. I have you booked for
an in-room couples' massage.
334
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,809
Now's not a good time.
335
00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:20,679
Screw you. I'm
getting a massage.
336
00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:23,929
Fine. But I'm
keeping my jeans on.
337
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,200
Great.
338
00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:30,309
Hey. Hey.
339
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,659
Look, I've been thinking...
340
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,600
we've been making
this trip about us,
341
00:13:38,799 --> 00:13:40,279
and it should really
be about Sheldon.
342
00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:42,330
I agree.
343
00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:46,539
So... maybe he should have
some say in who goes with him.
344
00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:48,340
Why? What've you
been telling him?
345
00:13:48,539 --> 00:13:50,539
Nothing. George.
346
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:54,025
He might've mentioned he
was nervous about the flight,
347
00:13:54,049 --> 00:13:57,220
and how great I handled it
when we flew to California, so...
348
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:00,419
Did he mention it or
did you mention it?
349
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,620
It's tough to say, really.
350
00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:06,019
You are unbelievable.
351
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,019
Sheldon, what has your
father been telling you
352
00:14:08,059 --> 00:14:10,159
about Germany? What?
353
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,360
Come on, Mary,
354
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,029
don't try to confuse the kid.
355
00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:14,230
I'm confused.
356
00:14:14,269 --> 00:14:15,269
It's his choice.
357
00:14:15,429 --> 00:14:16,429
What's my choice?
358
00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:18,090
Who you want to go
to Germany with you.
359
00:14:18,139 --> 00:14:19,775
I can't believe you're
putting him in the middle.
360
00:14:19,799 --> 00:14:21,120
I'm not putting
him in the middle,
361
00:14:21,309 --> 00:14:23,740
I'm treating him like the
responsible adult that he is.
362
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:25,779
Missy's been sneaking
out of the house at night
363
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:27,860
and I'm worried she's
going to rob a mall.
364
00:14:29,629 --> 00:14:31,750
I also think she's smoking.
365
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,820
Sneaking out of the house?
Where did you go? Nowhere.
366
00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:43,899
What were you doing?
367
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,360
Nothing.
368
00:14:45,559 --> 00:14:46,875
Well, you went somewhere
and did something.
369
00:14:46,899 --> 00:14:49,950
Tonya, do you have
anything to say?
370
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,039
No. Why do you believe
Sheldon and not me?
371
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,210
Because he's a Goody
Two-shoes and you stole my truck!
372
00:14:56,409 --> 00:14:57,509
Fine.
373
00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:59,580
We snuck out, but
we just walked around.
374
00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:01,350
Sheldon said you were smoking.
375
00:15:01,549 --> 00:15:03,950
And we learned it's
a disgusting habit.
376
00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:06,049
I know I learned my lesson.
377
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,250
That's enough.
378
00:15:07,419 --> 00:15:09,570
Come in.
379
00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,460
Mary, George,
thank you for the call.
380
00:15:12,659 --> 00:15:14,960
Tonya, apologize to the Coopers.
381
00:15:15,159 --> 00:15:16,929
Sorry.
382
00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:18,399
Oh, you're gonna be.
383
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,450
Our trip to the Noah's
Ark petting zoo, that's off.
384
00:15:22,419 --> 00:15:23,840
I'm too old for that anyway.
385
00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:26,399
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't
realize 14 was too old
386
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,570
to pet two of many
kinds of animals.
387
00:15:28,769 --> 00:15:29,809
Come on.
388
00:15:30,009 --> 00:15:31,639
Your parents are
getting a phone call.
389
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,985
Great, maybe they'll send
me to live with my fun uncle.
390
00:15:34,009 --> 00:15:37,220
Jerry is not fun,
and he's in rehab.
391
00:15:38,779 --> 00:15:40,426
I hope you don't have
any plans for the summer,
392
00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:42,289
because you're not
leaving the house.
393
00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:43,620
That's like three months.
394
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,220
Oh, you want to
make it Christmas?
395
00:15:45,419 --> 00:15:46,759
Whatever.
396
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,879
There's nothing to do in
this stupid town anyway.
397
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,570
Any chance we can
both go to Germany?
398
00:15:55,769 --> 00:15:59,370
Oh, you are holding
a lot of tension in here.
399
00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:01,110
Huh, I wonder why.
400
00:16:01,309 --> 00:16:04,279
- Do I feel tense?
- Oh, I bet I feel tense.
401
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,909
You are a little tense.
402
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,549
Huh, I wonder why.
403
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,149
Have you been
drinking enough water?
404
00:16:09,309 --> 00:16:10,309
Because often when...
405
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:11,850
- No, that ain't it.
- No.
406
00:16:12,049 --> 00:16:15,250
It's my fault, for inviting
him on a romantic getaway.
407
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:18,389
It is your fault. Oh, one sec...
408
00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:20,460
Really get in there.
409
00:16:20,659 --> 00:16:22,659
Oh... yeah.
410
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:25,399
Okay, where was I?
411
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,669
This is what you do...
You act all into me,
412
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,570
then you get weird
and push me away.
413
00:16:29,769 --> 00:16:30,769
Okay, that's not true.
414
00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:32,700
Yes, it is. You sleep with me,
415
00:16:32,899 --> 00:16:34,809
then you tell me to
date other people.
416
00:16:35,009 --> 00:16:36,809
I ask you to marry
me, you say no.
417
00:16:37,009 --> 00:16:38,610
Why is this time
gonna be any different?
418
00:16:38,809 --> 00:16:41,649
I-I don't know.
Maybe I'm ready now.
419
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,019
"Maybe"?
420
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,480
Yeah.
421
00:16:44,679 --> 00:16:46,720
Look.
422
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:49,419
We're getting' along, we're
a good team with CeeCee...
423
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,360
Maybe I don't want
to risk that on a maybe.
424
00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:54,090
Okay, if you don't want to try,
why did you even come here?
425
00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:56,429
Well, I didn't want to say
no and make things weird.
426
00:16:56,629 --> 00:16:58,710
Oh, well, you nailed it.
427
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,990
- Missy?
- Go away.
428
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:10,640
I know you're angry
429
00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:13,160
but I was genuinely
worried about you.
430
00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:17,720
I realize we have
our differences, but...
431
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,450
I would never be
able to forgive myself
432
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:21,599
if anything bad happened to you.
433
00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:26,210
I hate you.
434
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,930
I'm gonna give CeeCee a bath.
435
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:37,940
Do you want to help?
436
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,140
Nah, I'm good.
437
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:40,440
Let me guess...
438
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,470
you've never given
a baby a bath either.
439
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,779
It was a different time.
440
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,410
You gonna tell me your
husband did all that stuff?
441
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,680
Not really.
442
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,480
Eh, you see?
Look, you got a type.
443
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,950
Well, it's not the '50s anymore.
444
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:56,900
I'm gonna give her a bath
and you're gonna help.
445
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,160
Fine.
446
00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:01,509
And afterward, you're
gonna change her diaper.
447
00:18:02,509 --> 00:18:04,559
Ah, man, I miss the '50s.
448
00:18:04,759 --> 00:18:07,750
What was that?
Nothing, I'm coming.
449
00:18:08,849 --> 00:18:10,700
Whoa, take it easy,
450
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,640
that towel didn't
sneak out of the house.
451
00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:14,410
How can you make a joke?
452
00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:16,210
Sorry.
453
00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:17,640
I don't know what else to do.
454
00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:19,740
We were both here
and she snuck out.
455
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,460
What's gonna stop
her from running wild
456
00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:23,130
if it's just one of us?
457
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,955
Oh, so you're saying neither
of us should go to Germany?
458
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,490
I don't know.
459
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:32,390
I don't want to punish Sheldon,
but I'm worried about Missy.
460
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,130
I am, too.
461
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:38,880
But I think you should go.
462
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:42,670
You do? I got the summer off.
463
00:18:42,869 --> 00:18:45,819
My full-time job can
be keeping her in line.
464
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,309
You sure you're up for that?
465
00:18:48,509 --> 00:18:49,869
Mary, I'm a football coach.
466
00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:52,160
I can handle a 13-year-old girl.
467
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:55,210
Missy snuck out 32
times that summer,
468
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:58,450
and got her belly
button pierced.
469
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:01,640
The poor guy had no idea.
470
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,160
All right, let's get married.
471
00:19:23,059 --> 00:19:24,079
What?
472
00:19:24,279 --> 00:19:26,890
You think I'm not
all in, but I am.
473
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,630
Okay. I am, too.
474
00:19:32,529 --> 00:19:33,529
Okay.
475
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:36,170
So, we're really doing this?
476
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:38,410
Yeah.
477
00:19:41,779 --> 00:19:43,299
What are you doing?
478
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,359
I ain't waiting to get
home to kiss you.
479
00:19:47,579 --> 00:19:49,430
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