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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I reached out to a
colleague who's doing
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a summer research program at
the University of Heidelberg,
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and I think I can get you in.
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Fantastisch. That's
German for fantastic.
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This is my niece Tonya.
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She's staying with us.
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Hey, Missy. Tonya.
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(quietly): What are you doing?
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Sneaking out. So,
what's the plan?
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I got half a pack of cigarettes
and a bottle of cooking sherry.
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Let me get dressed.
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This will allow us to calculate
the speed of sound in the liquid
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using the standard elements of
the Einstein field equations.
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The answer is only
correct, of course,
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if the density changes slowly.
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And to begin, we use
the standard equations
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of thermal physics to
simplify the answer...
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(sniffing)
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Wh-Wha-What am I smelling?
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Oh, that might be my
sauerkraut and knockwurst.
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It is.
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Why are you eating
sauerkraut in my classroom?
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I'm acclimating my body to
a Germanic meat-based diet.
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At 11:00 a.m.?
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It's dinnertime in Heidelberg.
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We're not in Heidelberg.
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But I will be over the summer,
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so I'm trying to adjust
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my internal clock
to the local time
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so I can hit the ground
running mitout jet lag.
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I'm got to get
back to my lecture,
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if that doesn't
interfere with your meal.
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Oh, dinner and a
show, I love it.
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Although... would
you be a lamb
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and open this jar
of mustard for me?
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Here are two words you
don't often hear...
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Poor Germany.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Nobody else is
stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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♪ ♪
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Hey. MARY: Oh, good.
Can you do me a favor
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and run to the grocery store?
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There's a list
there on the island.
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Nice to see you, too. (sighs)
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I'm sorry, I have to get
passports for Shelly and me,
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I've got to make sure
that the house is stocked,
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and now that he's read
about deep-vein thrombosis,
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I have to find compression
socks for the flight.
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"Chicken boo-eh-lon"?
What does that even mean?
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Bouillon.
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It's the tiny cubes
that turn into soup.
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So, the soup aisle?
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There you go.
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And you also need to
go to the drugstore.
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For what? Missy
needs... some items.
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They're on the back of the list.
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(sighs)
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You know, you seem
pretty stressed out
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Maybe it'd be easier
if I go to Germany.
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You got to be kidding.
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Well, it might make more sense.
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I got the summer off...
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And, come on, beer and sausage?
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I've been training for
that my whole life.
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Uh...
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Well, I guess that's
a possibility.
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It's just a thought. Mm-hmm.
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I'll run to the grocery store,
we can talk about this later.
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If you're going to
the grocery store,
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you should get more tinfoil.
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(sighs) You're not
making a hat, are you?
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No. I need it to
black out my windows.
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It's 10:00 p.m. in Heidelberg.
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Gute Nacht.
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(clucks tongue)
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(exhales)
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Tinfoil.
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(sizzling)
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Hey, thanks for watching
her. No problem.
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She's my little
Hamburger Helper helper.
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Ain't that right?
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Hey, um, you got anything
going on this weekend?
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Uh, not much. Why?
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Well, at the baby
shower, I got a spa trip
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and I was thinking
about using it.
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I can watch CeeCee.
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No, it's for two people.
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I thought maybe
you and I could go.
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Like together? Yeah.
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You deserve a break
as much as I do.
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Oh, uh...
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Sure, maybe.
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Okay, you don't
seem very excited.
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Well, what do guys do at spas?
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The same thing that
women do at spas.
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What do women do at spas?
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I don't know, spa
stuff. Let's find out.
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Oh, what about the baby?
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It's just one night,
Connie can watch her.
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Okay, fine, if she
says yes, then sure.
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Great. Oh!
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We can go to bed
early, we can nap...
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(gasps) we can sleep in.
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Mm, exciting.
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Tell me about it.
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(whoops softly)
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So, Missy, how was your day?
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Sheldon's not here...
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Let's just enjoy the silence.
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Mm, it is nice, isn't
it? (chuckles) No.
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And if you think it's so nice,
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why do you want to spend two
months with him in Germany?
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I thought Mom was going.
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We're exploring our options.
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Well, I've been
thinking about it.
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You've traveled the world.
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I've never left the country.
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The Army isn't
"traveling the world."
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More than I've done.
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Do I get a vote? No.
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Wait, what's your vote?
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Mom goes. You
don't get a vote.
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And... you got to
visit Caltech with him.
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Seeing a college campus
ain't two months in Europe.
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I wouldn't know, would I?
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Mary, I've worked my
ass off for 20 years,
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I deserve this.
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Right, because what
I do is worthless.
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(sighs)
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Will you keep it down?
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It's the middle of
the night in here.
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♪ ♪
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Fighting over two
months of that?
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Okay...
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MEEMAW: Hey.
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I hear you and Mandy are
going away for the weekend.
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Yeah, if you don't
mind watching the baby.
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I don't mind.
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You sure?
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You ain't ever watched
her overnight before.
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It's fine, we both
wake up a lot to pee.
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Well, if you change your
mind, I don't have to go.
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Do you not want to go?
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No, I do.
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Is this 'cause it's a spa
and you're worried about
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getting a massage from a guy?
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Well, I wasn't. But
that ain't helping.
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(chuckling) What's going on?
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Well, we've just never
been away from the baby
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this long before and...
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And...?
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Me and Mandy have never
been away alone together.
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You worried you're
gonna blow it with her?
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No.
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Quit making me worry
about new things!
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♪ ♪
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ADULT SHELDON: It may have
been midnight in Medford,
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but it was morning
in Heidelberg...
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The perfect time to
enjoy a hearty breakfast
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of leberwurst on pumpernickel.
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(crunching)
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How do you say blech in German?
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ADULT SHELDON: I'll
save you from googling.
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It's eklig. You're welcome.
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Where were you? (gasps)
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Why are you up?
Go back to bed.
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I was enjoying a revolting
German breakfast.
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What's your excuse?
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It's none of your business.
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As your brother, your
safety is my business.
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I met my friend Tonya,
it's not a big deal.
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You smell like cigarettes.
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No, I don't.
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Perhaps a second
opinion, I'll get Mom.
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Sheldon, stop and think.
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If I get in trouble,
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neither Mom or Dad is
gonna want to leave me
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and go to Germany.
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And if they don't
go, you don't go.
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But I have to go.
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Then you need to
forget this happened.
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I can't forget this happened...
I remember everything.
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Then when you're old and
not a famous scientist,
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you'll remember this is
the moment you blew it.
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♪ ♪
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Well? What's it gonna be?
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I'm going to brush the
liver out of my teeth
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and mull this over.
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ADULT SHELDON: I was presented
with a moral dilemma.
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(groans)
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Cover for Missy and
protect my trip,
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or sing like a canary and
spend a muggy summer in Texas
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with my clean conscience.
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Sheldon, everything okay?
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Yeah, Sheldon, is
everything okay?
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Everything is okay.
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What was that about?
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I don't know. I just woke up.
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(yawns)
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(sighs)
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So, George really
wants to go to Germany?
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Yeah, he thinks
it'll be a vacation.
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Because the two things
that Sheldon loves are
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change and new people.
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Thank you. So, which
one of you is gonna go?
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(sighs) We're still
discussing it.
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So, you? Mm-hmm.
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Hi. MEEMAW: Hey.
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Did y'all get her
down? MANDY: Yeah.
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Finally. We're gonna head
out before she wakes up.
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I am so glad you
two are spending
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some quality time together.
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Mom. No, she's right,
I mean, we earned it.
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I don't love that you're gonna
share a hotel room, but...
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Mom.
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Well, you're not married.
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Mom. Stop.
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I'm done.
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She's not. Run.
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See ya. Bye.
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Well, you know you weren't.
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(door closes)
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(TV playing indistinctly)
MISSY: Okay.
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According to this quiz,
your TV boyfriend is...
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Bart Simpson.
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He's not even real.
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That doesn't matter.
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I still think
about marrying Alf.
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(both chuckling)
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ADULT SHELDON: Look
at them over there.
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They got away with
one transgression,
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and now they were clearly
plotting their next.
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All right, we got away
with sneaking out.
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What should we do now?
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I say we rob the mall.
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You read my mind.
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We hit the shoe store first
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and then the makeup store.
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Smart.
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Those are the things
we girls like.
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(ominous music playing)
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GEORGE SR.: You okay?
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Huh? What?
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You look a little distracted.
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No, what would I be
distracted about?
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Eh, you got Germany coming up.
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Makes sense to be
a little nervous.
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That does make sense. Yeah.
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Remember how scared you got
when we flew to Pasadena?
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(chuckles softly) But
we got through it.
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Together.
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We did.
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Germany's way further than that.
259
00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:32,172
Your mom's never been on
a flight that long before.
260
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,240
I have.
261
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,108
When I was in the Army.
262
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,610
Fighting for our country.
263
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,545
Weren't you in the motor pool?
264
00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:42,015
I'm just saying, if
your mom gets nervous,
265
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,084
you might be the one
calming her down.
266
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,819
But that's what she does for me.
267
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,420
Well, I'm sure
she'll do her best.
268
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:51,091
But if she can't, there's lots
of strangers on the plane.
269
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,460
You can hold one of their hands.
270
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,366
(mumbles) Hey.
271
00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,501
Hey, thanks for coming.
272
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,603
Ah, I'm not gonna
pass on a free lunch.
273
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:06,006
I'm no dummy. What you making?
274
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,240
Chicken salad.
275
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,441
(sniffs)
276
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,177
Is it supposed to
smell like that?
277
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,511
What?
278
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,414
Oh, it's the baby.
279
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,650
Uh, yeah, and people
keep having them.
280
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,118
I don't get it.
281
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,387
Could you change her and
let me finish up here?
282
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:21,955
How do you mean?
283
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,992
I mean, like, go get a new
diaper and put it on her.
284
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,093
Oh.
285
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,427
No, thanks.
286
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,197
Don't you be a baby.
Go and change her.
287
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,266
The first diaper I change
is gonna be my own.
288
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,302
You've never changed a diaper?
289
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,837
Not a one.
290
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,139
You have kids. And grandkids.
291
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,709
How did you get away with
never changing a diaper?
292
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,044
Mm. It wasn't easy.
293
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,013
When there's something's
important to you,
294
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,215
you find a way.
295
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,550
Maybe we can do a
sleepover at your place.
296
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,419
Why can't we do it
here? (knock at door)
297
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,486
SHELDON: Missy.
298
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,888
(quietly): That's why.
299
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,323
Go away.
300
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,425
SHELDON: Why? What secret
plot are you hatching now?
301
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,227
What's wrong with him?
302
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,394
Literally, everything.
303
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,030
(knocks on door)
SHELDON: Missy.
304
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,298
Is he gonna rat us out? No.
305
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,301
He's really smart but
also really dumb. Watch.
306
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,270
Come in, Sheldon.
307
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,108
What? I've been reading
up on German history
308
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,244
and I've realized
that appeasement
309
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,780
in the face of rule-breaking
is a slippery slope.
310
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,648
Let's say that sneaking out was
311
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,029
your "occupying
the Sudetenland."
312
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,085
What's your "invasion
of Poland" going to be?
313
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,519
I see it.
314
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,621
(scoffs) What are
you talking about?
315
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,082
If I can't tell
Mom and Dad on you,
316
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,400
then I need you to
promise you won't break
317
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,625
any more rules while I'm away.
318
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,527
Fine, I promise. Now get out.
319
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,463
Excellent.
320
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:37,965
Wait, how do I know
you meant that?
321
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:42,502
Maybe she should promise
she was telling the truth.
322
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,037
I like that.
323
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,473
I promise I was
telling the truth.
324
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,540
♪ ♪
325
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,487
Wait, if you were lying
about the first promise,
326
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,751
how do I know you weren't
lying about the second promise?
327
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,715
I promise I wasn't.
328
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,352
(groans)
329
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,489
(door closes) I
think you broke him.
330
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,291
No, he'll be back.
331
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,592
SHELDON: I will.
332
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,327
(sighs)
333
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,263
(lock beeps)
334
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,100
(gasps) Wow.
335
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,835
Look at this.
336
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:15,836
GEORGE JR.: Uh-huh.
337
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,671
Nice. Oh, come on.
338
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,273
You live in a garage.
339
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,485
This is the nicest room
you've ever seen in your life.
340
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,611
I said it was nice.
341
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,915
Oh, my God.
342
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,951
You have to feel this
bed. I may never leave.
343
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,554
Yeah, that's something.
344
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,790
Soft. Okay.
345
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,259
What is going on? Do
you not want to be here?
346
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,794
What? I'm here.
347
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,529
Are you that worried
about the massage?
348
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,007
You know, you don't
have to get one.
349
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,433
It ain't the massage.
350
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,301
Well, it's a little the massage.
351
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,070
They ain't gonna touch
my butt, are they?
352
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,205
Oh, yes. I ordered the
couples' butt massage.
353
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,340
I paid extra for it.
354
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,575
Really? No, dummy.
355
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,410
Oh, forget it.
356
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,479
I thought this is
what you wanted...
357
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:00,914
Us together.
358
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,782
I did.
359
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,019
You did. What changed?
360
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:07,955
It's just different now.
361
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,290
What's "different" about it?
362
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,425
(knock at door)
363
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,894
(door opens)
364
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:17,330
Hi. I have you booked for
an in-room couples' massage.
365
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,866
Now's not a good time.
366
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,733
Screw you. I'm
getting a massage.
367
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,937
Fine. But I'm
keeping my jeans on.
368
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,206
Great.
369
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,310
Hey. Hey.
370
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,716
Look, I've been thinking...
371
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,651
we've been making
this trip about us,
372
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,320
and it should really
be about Sheldon.
373
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,389
I agree.
374
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:46,593
So... maybe he should have
some say in who goes with him.
375
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,395
Why? What've you
been telling him?
376
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,597
(snorts) Nothing. George.
377
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,065
(sighs)
378
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,977
He might've mentioned he was
nervous about the flight,
379
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,270
and how great I handled it when
we flew to California, so...
380
00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,473
Did he mention it or
did you mention it?
381
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,675
It's tough to say, really.
382
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:06,079
You are unbelievable.
383
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,979
Sheldon, what has your
father been telling you
384
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,217
about Germany? What?
385
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,418
Come on, Mary,
386
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,086
don't try to confuse the kid.
387
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,121
I'm confused.
388
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,288
It's his choice.
389
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,423
What's my choice?
390
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,043
Who you want to go
to Germany with you.
391
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,735
I can't believe you're
putting him in the middle.
392
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,161
I'm not putting
him in the middle,
393
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,796
I'm treating him like the
responsible adult that he is.
394
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,798
Missy's been sneaking
out of the house at night
395
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,867
and I'm worried she's
going to rob a mall.
396
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,804
I also think she's
smoking. (exhales)
397
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,873
♪ ♪
398
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,820
Sneaking out of the house?
Where did you go? Nowhere.
399
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:43,951
What were you doing?
400
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,418
Nothing.
401
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,829
Well, you went somewhere
and did something.
402
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,957
Tonya, do you have
anything to say?
403
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,093
No. Why do you believe
Sheldon and not me?
404
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,263
Because he's a Goody Two-shoes
and you stole my truck!
405
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,564
Fine.
406
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,632
We snuck out, but we
just walked around.
407
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,401
Sheldon said you were smoking.
408
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,004
And we learned it's
a disgusting habit.
409
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,106
I know I learned my lesson.
410
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,274
That's enough.
411
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,576
(knock at door) Come in.
412
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,512
Mary, George, thank
you for the call.
413
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,015
Tonya, apologize to the Coopers.
414
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,984
Sorry.
415
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,451
Oh, you're gonna be.
416
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,454
Our trip to the Noah's Ark
petting zoo, that's off.
417
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,890
I'm too old for that anyway.
418
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,459
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't
realize 14 was too old
419
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,628
to pet two of many
kinds of animals.
420
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,862
Come on.
421
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,698
Your parents are
getting a phone call.
422
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,943
Great, maybe they'll send me
to live with my fun uncle.
423
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:37,270
Jerry is not fun,
and he's in rehab.
424
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,638
(Mary sighs)
425
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,383
I hope you don't have
any plans for the summer,
426
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,342
because you're not
leaving the house.
427
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,676
That's like three months.
428
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,278
Oh, you want to
make it Christmas?
429
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,813
(scoffs) Whatever.
430
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,881
There's nothing to do in
this stupid town anyway.
431
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,551
(slams door)
432
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,620
Any chance we can
both go to Germany?
433
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,622
(sighs)
434
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:59,426
Oh, you are holding a
lot of tension in here.
435
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,161
Huh, I wonder why.
436
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:04,331
GEORGE JR.: Do I feel tense?
Oh, I bet I feel tense.
437
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,965
You are a little tense.
438
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,600
Huh, I wonder why.
439
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,245
GLORIA: Have you been
drinking enough water?
440
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,303
Because often when...
441
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,904
No, that ain't
it. (scoffs) No.
442
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:15,308
It's my fault, for inviting
him on a romantic getaway.
443
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,445
It is your fault.
Oh, one sec...
444
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,513
(groaning) Really
get in there.
445
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,715
Oh... yeah.
446
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,452
(grunts) Okay, where was I?
447
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,720
This is what you do...
You act all into me,
448
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,622
then you get weird
and push me away.
449
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:30,823
Okay, that's not true.
450
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,759
Yes, it is. You sleep with me,
451
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,861
then you tell me to
date other people.
452
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,863
I ask you to marry
me, you say no.
453
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,665
Why is this time gonna
be any different?
454
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,701
I-I don't know.
Maybe I'm ready now.
455
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,070
"Maybe"?
456
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,537
Yeah.
457
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,773
(sighs) Look.
458
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,476
We're getting' along, we're
a good team with CeeCee...
459
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,411
Maybe I don't want to
risk that on a maybe.
460
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,147
Okay, if you don't want to try,
why did you even come here?
461
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,483
Well, I didn't want to say
no and make things weird.
462
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,718
Oh, well, you nailed it.
463
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,688
(grunts)
464
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,090
(knock at door)
465
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,992
Missy? MISSY: Go away.
466
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,696
I know you're angry
467
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,165
but I was genuinely
worried about you.
468
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,770
I realize we have our
differences, but...
469
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,506
I would never be able
to forgive myself
470
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,608
if anything bad happened to you.
471
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,213
I hate you.
472
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,618
♪ ♪
473
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,288
(TV playing indistinctly)
474
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,989
I'm gonna give CeeCee a bath.
475
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:37,990
Do you want to help?
476
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,126
Nah, I'm good.
477
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,493
Let me guess...
478
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,529
you've never given a
baby a bath either.
479
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,831
It was a different time.
480
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,467
You gonna tell me your
husband did all that stuff?
481
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,735
Not really.
482
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,538
Eh, you see? Look,
you got a type.
483
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,006
Well, it's not the '50s anymore.
484
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,909
I'm gonna give her a bath
and you're gonna help.
485
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,212
Fine.
486
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,514
And afterward, you're
gonna change her diaper.
487
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,617
Ah, man, I miss the '50s.
488
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,754
What was that?
Nothing, I'm coming.
489
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,757
Whoa, take it easy,
490
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,692
that towel didn't
sneak out of the house.
491
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,461
How can you make a joke?
492
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,263
(sighs) Sorry.
493
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,697
I don't know what else to do.
494
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,799
We were both here
and she snuck out.
495
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,501
What's gonna stop
her from running wild
496
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,136
if it's just one of us?
497
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,914
Oh, so you're saying neither
of us should go to Germany?
498
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,541
(exhales) I don't know.
499
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:32,445
I don't want to punish Sheldon,
but I'm worried about Missy.
500
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,181
I am, too.
501
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,782
(Mary sighs)
502
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,885
But I think you should go.
503
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,722
You do? I got the summer off.
504
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,825
My full-time job can
be keeping her in line.
505
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,361
You sure you're up for that?
506
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,929
Mary, I'm a football coach.
507
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,165
I can handle a 13-year-old girl.
508
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,268
ADULT SHELDON: Missy snuck
out 32 times that summer,
509
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,505
and got her belly
button pierced.
510
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,641
The poor guy had no idea.
511
00:19:06,472 --> 00:19:09,211
♪ If I hadn't blown the
whole thing years ago ♪
512
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,718
♪ I might not be alone ♪
513
00:19:12,033 --> 00:19:14,702
♪ Tomorrow we can drive
around this town ♪
514
00:19:14,727 --> 00:19:17,664
(sighs) (turns radio off)
515
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,161
All right, let's get married.
516
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,130
What?
517
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,899
You think I'm not
all in, but I am.
518
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,637
Okay. I am, too.
519
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,540
Okay.
520
00:19:33,952 --> 00:19:36,487
So, we're really doing this?
521
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,411
Yeah.
522
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,350
What are you doing?
523
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,418
I ain't waiting to
get home to kiss you.
524
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,686
(laughs)
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