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[radio chatter]
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[commentator 1]
Rebound for Allen.
That was a crucial grab in the third--
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[commentator 2]
Simple rule.
Get the ball to Kamal.
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[commentator 3]
This kid's playing
better than Kobe played in high school.
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[commentator 4]
Allen's flying
down the court for the three. It's good!
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[commentator 5]
We got another one, baby!
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[commentator 6]
You've got college scouts,
you've got NBA scouts at his games now.
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[commentator 7]
He's a very talented
young player already.
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In case you're not familiar
with greatness,
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allow me to make the introduction.
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I'm here with senior phenom Kamal Allen.
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Many consider him to be
the top prospect in the country.
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Averaging a double-double
with 26 points per game
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and coming off his second consecutive
California state championship.
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Along with him is his dad,
the equally famous,
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if not infamous, father, Benji Allen.
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Great to have you guys on the program.
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Thanks, Stan. Great to be here.
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And great to be introducing the world
to the next GOAT, Kamal Allen.
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- Time to put his name in the mix.
- Thanks for having us.
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There's been talk about your father's
involvement in your career.
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It seems he's always been there for you.
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Man. Yes, sir.
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Through thick and thin.
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- Hey, that's what fathers do.
- Man.
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I'm always going to be there
no matter what.
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Have you guys discussed how you're gonna
handle those long NBA seasons?
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Well, you know, I haven't missed a game
his whole life. I don't plan to start now.
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Especially if he's covering my airfare.
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All right. So I made a bet with your dad
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that you couldn't hit this shot
sitting down.
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So let's see here, Mr. Number One Recruit.
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You gonna prove me wrong here,
young fella?
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- He done stepped in it now.
- I guess so.
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Come on, come on.
Show him how we do what we do.
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Let's see what you got.
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[sighs]
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[Stan Verrett] Stay tuned,
we'll be right back.
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[player laughs]
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Yo, bro, that's your mans?
That boy's washed.
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Let's go. Game point, dog.
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You gonna let him disrespect you?
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Come on, Black man.
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Come on. Shit.
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- [player] All right. Guard him.
- [friend] Come on.
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Do it. Whoo!
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[Kamal] Don't you ever disrespect me.
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- It's game.
- It's win by two.
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Not here it's not.
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Dude be cheating, dog.
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Nah, you just weak, son.
It's all right though. Next time, man.
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Next time, papi!
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Bro, that move was cool and all,
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but I know you seen me wide open
in the corner, right?
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Yeah, I saw you.
I was just focused on winning.
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We trying to get ready for this
two-on-two tournament we got coming up.
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- You fucking that up.
- [scoffs]
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Y'all practicing
for a two-on-two tournament?
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Nigga, hell yes. What you mean?
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Look, grand prize is 25G
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plus free entry
into that big-ass tournament in Leimert
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where the winner gets 500,000.
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Come on.
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Hey, shit, every hooper I know
is entering that motherfucker.
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And if we win a half milli,
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maybe Speedy can stop fucking
with these chubby-ass white women
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that buy him general-release Jordans.
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Yeah, whatever, nigga. I like Mildred.
She cool.
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All right, look. I love y'all, man.
But what are we, 12?
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I ain't playing
in no two-on-two tournament.
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Rude.
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So we're at his old high school
playing pickup basketball,
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but he too good
for the two-on-two tournament?
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Tsk, tsk on this nigga.
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A damn shame.
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Being able to windmill dunk while working
a minimum wage job and smoking no weed.
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That sound like jail. Couldn't be me.
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Hey, they letting yoga instructors
in the gym now?
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Look, just, uh, stretch out,
play with the oversized ball.
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Are you kidding me?
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Columbus must think he found
some new shit, huh? We been here though.
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We should rob him. Send a message.
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I am down for that.
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Why would we... [grunts] No.
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I was testing you.
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Fucking stupid.
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You guys got next?
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Depend on who asking.
If you asking, yeah, we got next.
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And then after that it could be you
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and ol' boy who mama look like
she gave up on Black men.
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Well, I would never give up on you guys.
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Is that a colonic water?
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No, it's, um--
It's actually my 30-day detox program.
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You guys wanna try a free sample?
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Uh, nah,
I ain't drinking no boo-boo juice.
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All right, fellas.
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Just to send a message though.
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Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about it.
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- What the fuck is the point of the ball?
- Stretch out. Just fucking stretch.
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One.
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Two.
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Eyes up, eyes up.
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Finish, finish, finish.
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All right.
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How many subscribers you think you up to?
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I don't know. Thousand, give or take.
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[scoffs] Give or take what? A thousand?
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[chuckles]
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Ball.
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Ball.
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Hey, man, I-- I just noticed you're not
getting enough legs underneath your shot.
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Are you dehydrated?
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Because my detox program
could really take care of that for you.
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What the fuck?
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Bro, give me the ball back and stop using
that young Black kid for clout.
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Give me the fucking ball.
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You know, I just feel like you could use
some of the attention
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that your athleticism attracts
to get your teammates involved.
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Instead of taking these shots
that are a little out of your range.
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Out of my range?
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[friend] Come on, bro. Don't do this shit.
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Pick a spot, bro.
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Hundred bucks you can't make
more shots than me. Best out of five.
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Look, obvious that you're
an amazing pickup hoops guy, you know?
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I could tell you have a lot of passion.
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You got the tattoo of a basketball
with the crown on it. I get it.
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But let's not do this, man.
I don't want to take your money.
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200.
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Let's just do 300.
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[chuckles] It's not my dad's money.
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Just fuck me, huh?
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[influencer] Right there's good.
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[Kamal] That's one.
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Two.
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It's been my spot
since I was 14, gentrifier.
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Next time look at the wall. Yeah.
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That's three.
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Hold on, you're Kamal Allen.
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Didn't you get arrested your senior year?
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- [spectators clapping rhythmically]
- Overrated!
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- Hey, Kamal, you fucking suck!
- Overrated!
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Hey, come on, Kamal!
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[players gasp, murmur]
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Was that guy just a random fan?
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Now where'd you end up playing in college?
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[players murmur]
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[influencer] Three for five.
Not bad, my brother.
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Hope you can shoot, Sherman Oaks.
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I grew up in Beverly Hills actually.
Not the super nice part.
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Yeah, you know, sometimes I like
to practice shooting off the dribble
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'cause it's rare you can catch a shoot
with all these wannabe Hardens out here.
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- [players gasp]
- [influencer] One.
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You get it. You're a Harden.
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No offense.
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That's two.
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You thought I couldn't hang. I get it.
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But a shoot-out?
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- Three.
- [players laugh]
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I mean, don't you guys assume
all white dudes can do is shoot?
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[sighs]
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You know,
there's this old quote that says,
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"Under pressure,
you don't rise to the occasion.
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You sink to the level of your training."
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And...
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that's four.
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[player] Wow.
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So, I prefer Venmo or Zelle,
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but you seem like a Cash App guy,
so that's fine.
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[friend] That was disappointing as fuck.
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We ain't never gonna get our reparations
that way, bruh.
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Yo!
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Hey, yo!
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You left your...
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[sighs]
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Who the fuck is this guy?
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["Hollandaise" playing]
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[music continues]
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[music ends]
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[siren wailing in distance]
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[patron] This salon space is hella dope.
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I can for sure see you running shit there.
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[hair stylist] I know.
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And look, I'm not trying to be
rentin' a chair in somebody else's spot.
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- You know?
- Mm-mmm.
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[hair stylist] This spot right here
is so close I could literally walk to work
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without having to worry about
what gas prices looking like every week.
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- [patron] That's fire.
- Hey, babe.
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Hey.
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[clears throat] Can you-- Can you back up?
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My fault. The zookeepers let you out?
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- [imitates laughing] Shut up.
- Ba--
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- Daddy!
- Hey! Come up.
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[both groaning]
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Babe, what's this?
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- Oh, Edith got that for Drew's birthday.
- Mm-hmm.
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He's opening presents already?
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Present. I told him he could open one.
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Hey. You wanna go with Daddy
to get some ice cream?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- [wife] Yeah, all right now.
- Yeah!
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When he come back and he up all night
from that sugar, he's gonna be with you.
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It'll be fine. Right?
Say, "Don't worry, Mommy."
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- Don't worry, Mommy.
- Don't worry, Mommy.
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- Oh, babe?
- Hmm?
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It's almost the 1st, by the way.
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Yep, mm-hmm. I'ma go tomorrow. I forgot.
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Mmm. Why don't you just go now
and get your pralines and cream after?
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Because everyone don't have a sugar daddy
like you and can go at anytime.
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First of all, I'm a PIMP.
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Second of all, bank is open till 6:00 on
Crenshaw so what are you talk--
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My bad.
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- I'ma go tomorrow. I promise.
- Okay.
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- [Kamal] Love you.
- Love you too.
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- [Kamal] Say, "Bye, Auntie Edith."
- [Drew] Bye, Auntie Edith.
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"I'm sorry you on welfare."
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- I'm sorry you on welfare.
- [Edith] Bye!
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- Why you so fucking nosy?
- I'm just trying to help.
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- Okay, okay.
- This is getting crazy with you.
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All right. See you later.
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Jeremy!
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Big Mooch.
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Hey, look, man.
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I hate to be this guy, but the boss
is on my head about membership fees.
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You know what's more important to a gym
than money?
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Watch this.
228
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Susie, you are getting so toned.
229
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Save it, Jeremy.
230
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You're too much for me, woman.
231
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[laughs]
232
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Every gym needs a morale guy.
You're welcome.
233
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You don't even know her old ass!
234
00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:25,417
I'm already breaking protocol
letting you train people up in here
235
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without renting out the court.
236
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[Jeremy] I got other spots, bro.
You act like I'm here all the time.
237
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You here four hours a day every day.
Just pay your dues.
238
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:35,417
It's not right for you to be charging the
working class 34.99 plus initiation fees.
239
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Like, come on.
240
00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:40,083
Pay your fees or go to them other spots.
241
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,375
[sighs] Jesus.
242
00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,292
- [cell phone chimes]
- Here.
243
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:51,208
Next month's due on Thursday too,
if you wanna take care of that.
244
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I live for today, Mooch.
Tomorrow's not promised to us poor folks.
245
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Hold on, what the hell you mean
"tomorrow's not promised"?
246
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,958
What you got in that bag?
247
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,125
See, that's why white folks
make me nervous.
248
00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:06,375
[Jeremy] You'll shed fat, gain muscle,
and detoxify your whole system
249
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all with the purchase of a 30-day supply.
250
00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:12,125
So what you gotta ask yourselves,
Mikey, Angel, Flaco,
251
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is do you wanna be the tortoise
or do you wanna be the hare?
252
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Goddamn, J!
253
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,917
Looking good, my brother.
254
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:21,458
Thanks, Teej. You know, my knee
hasn't felt this good since junior year.
255
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:22,667
Fuck yeah, dude.
256
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,792
What's up, "quesa-dildos," how ya doing?
257
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,417
- Ah, the detox?
- Ah, you know.
258
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,167
You guys ready to ride the brown river
or what?
259
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,667
[in Spanish]
260
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,125
[in English] What'd he say?
261
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:42,583
[TJ] You know, one of these days,
262
00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,875
you're gonna have to teach me
these breathing exercises, man.
263
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:48,125
I think they really unlock
next-level mobility in your hips.
264
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,292
Okay, you want the usual?
265
00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:53,125
'Cause I got Oxys. I got Percs, Xanis.
266
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:54,417
I got some Klonopin.
267
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:59,042
I got some Adderall, Ritalin. And I got
some good old-fashion booger-sugar.
268
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Yeah, I'll take the usual, please.
Just put it on my tab.
269
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,458
Yeah, I got you, bro.
270
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:04,083
Don't take too many of these. Okay?
271
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,333
You take too many of those,
272
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:08,375
you'll be on Hollywood Boulevard
doing TikTok dances without a cell phone.
273
00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,667
Also, I got some insider information
for you.
274
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,792
Even though
I probably shouldn't be telling you this
275
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,875
because you getting healthy
is kind of a conflict of interest for me,
276
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:17,958
but you are my boy.
277
00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,167
Okay?
278
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Let's hear it.
279
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,333
Stem cells.
280
00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:27,417
Two words. [clicks tongue]
281
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:29,667
The two words are "stem cells"?
282
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:32,042
Regenerative medicine, bro.
283
00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:34,917
Are you kidding me? You haven't heard of
this shit? It's gone totally mainstream.
284
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,500
It's, like,
10 G's for a full treatment now.
285
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,042
Rich people love this shit.
286
00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:41,000
Whoadie, listen.
It heals old injuries and new injuries,
287
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,250
rejuvenates your whole body.
288
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,875
It can heal old injuries?
289
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,875
If you're serious
about getting your body in shape
290
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,917
and making a push for the G League,
you need the stem cells, okay?
291
00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:50,250
It will cure your ACL for good.
292
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,125
ACLs. Plural.
293
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,208
[TJ] 100%.
294
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,458
Dude, how do you think Tiger Woods
grew back his leg after they amputated it?
295
00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,042
That didn't happen.
296
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,000
["Met on the Gram" playing]
297
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:18,458
[brakes screech]
298
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,708
[music continues]
299
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,708
[knock on door]
300
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,042
[huffs] Thank you! Yes!
301
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,667
All the way from Asia.
302
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,708
Yo, had to pay resale prices,
but it's all good. It was worth it.
303
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,417
- Mm-hmm.
- [device beeping]
304
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,458
Wait, don't I know you?
305
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:45,833
Nah, bro.
306
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:47,958
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
307
00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,250
Aren't you Kamal Allen?
308
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:52,292
[chuckles]
Yo, the Kamal Allen at my house?
309
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,375
Yo, this is crazy! What happened?
310
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,792
Do people recognize you?
Cool if I get a pic?
311
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:58,917
[device beeping]
312
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,000
Nah, man.
313
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,875
Come on, man. Don't be
all Hollywood on me. It's just a pic.
314
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,208
Boomerang with me, nigga.
315
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,458
- What? What? What?
- Look-- Yo.
316
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:09,292
- Fuck did I say, bro?
- What? The fuck.
317
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,042
- Yo, you broke my shit.
- Yeah, put a case on the next one.
318
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,375
Fake-ass Dwyane Wade.
319
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,417
So, you can't even take
one goddamn selfie?
320
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,958
That supposed to be part of my job now?
321
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:22,042
My man, look.
322
00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:24,125
Have you ever thought about therapy?
323
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,292
- You serious?
- That shit changed my life, man.
324
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,583
After I lost Cake n' Bake.
325
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,208
Did I never tell you about
my cupcake and marijuana shop?
326
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,458
Cake n' Bake?
The business that got away sort of thing.
327
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,625
- Cake n' Bake.
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,000
- Cake n' Bake. Yes.
- That's right.
329
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,458
- I'll look into therapy.
- Great.
330
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,542
Sorry about dude's phone.
331
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:41,250
Still gonna have to cut your shifts
for the week.
332
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,208
What?
333
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,333
I'm so sorry.
334
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,833
Bobby, you know that I need these shifts.
335
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:46,292
Hold up.
336
00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:47,792
You're my homey.
337
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,000
So, take a couple of these.
Take the edge off.
338
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,250
You wanna come back for them later or...
339
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,333
["Good Days" playing]
340
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,917
[music continues]
341
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,375
[no audible dialogue]
342
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,375
[chuckling] Go away.
343
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,542
I will.
344
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,375
[music fades]
345
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,792
[partner] I found this salad dressing.
346
00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:59,500
You are going to love it. Okay?
I'll just go whip it up.
347
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:04,458
[grunts]
Or we could go out to dinner tonight?
348
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,792
We're supposed to be saving money, remember?
349
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,375
[Jeremy] Yeah,
but you've been working so hard.
350
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:13,208
[exhales] And I got a few new clients,
and I wanna celebrate.
351
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,958
- One night.
- New clients?
352
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,625
- Yeah.
- Who?
353
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:22,000
Babe. Let's go to dinner. Come on.
354
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,208
[partner] What about soba noodles?
That sounds good.
355
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,625
- [Jeremy] No.
- Uh, avocado toast?
356
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,125
- That's easy--
- No. No.
357
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:33,000
[sighs] You're the only vegan I know
who can't eat in a vegan restaurant.
358
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,292
It's 'cause
half these veggies are hybrids.
359
00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:36,292
[partner] Mmm.
360
00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:38,583
Did I ever tell you just
361
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:42,000
how much it turns me on
when you talk shit about vegetables?
362
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,958
[both chuckle]
363
00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,042
Joke all you want,
364
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,958
but when I get these stem cells
and start hooping like I'm 19 again,
365
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,375
I'll be the one laughin'.
366
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,792
Stem cells.
Wh-- What are you talking about?
367
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:53,917
Regenerative medicine.
368
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:55,458
It can heal my ACLs.
369
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,875
Rich people are obsessed with it.
370
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,958
Rich people? You have an EBT card.
371
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,083
We have an EBT card.
372
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,167
You promised me you were done
trying to play ball.
373
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,875
- Done with the painkillers, the surgery--
- We're ready.
374
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:08,500
We need a minute.
What the fuck do you need stem cells for?
375
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,292
Do you have an awful disease
that I don't know about,
376
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:14,000
or is this about you trying
to play basketball? Again.
377
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,042
What if I just want my body to get
healthier instead of breaking down?
378
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:20,750
[scoffs] Look, I want to try and plan for
the future in a realistic way with you,
379
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,250
but it's really hard to do that
when we're always worried about money
380
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,042
because you're out here
living in a fantasy.
381
00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:27,958
Oh, my God. [sighs]
382
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:30,292
Look, I'm just working with my clients.
383
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,833
I'm done with the pills.
384
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,542
I'm not gonna do anything irresponsible.
385
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:34,917
I got you.
386
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:41,667
I just can't help but wonder if you'd
be happier moving on from basketball
387
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,875
and finding something
that actually loves you back.
388
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,250
What, like porn?
389
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:47,792
[server sighs]
390
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,208
- My bad.
- Mm-hmm.
391
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,500
God damn! Got them thighs out.
392
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,458
Out here looking like
Mailman Thee Stallion.
393
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,792
Yeah, whatever. Y'all got jokes, huh?
394
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,958
- [chuckles]
- What, y'all didn't get picked? [chuckles]
395
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,125
[sighs] Y'all still trying to play in
that two-on-two tournament?
396
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,500
With the 25K prize?
397
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,500
We already signed up with my brother.
398
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,583
Didn't he go to jail for trafficking?
399
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,292
That was wanton endangerment.
400
00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:16,875
And that was my brother Keon.
We playing with Lamont.
401
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,917
Yeah, Lamont used to sell pit bulls
in front of that Krispy Kreme on King.
402
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,000
[Speedy] That he did.
403
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,750
Then just tell him that
you playing with me now.
404
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,625
I would do that,
but he already paid the fee.
405
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,917
He got that 2,500 like it wasn't anything.
406
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,583
[Speedy] No, he says he's trying to
spend more quality time with me.
407
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:30,708
It's kind of nice actually.
408
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,583
Plus I thought you gonna
never play in a tournament.
409
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,000
What did he say? He was like,
410
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,542
"My name's Kamal.
I don't play no basketball tournament.
411
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:39,500
Only time I play is
if I get paid in the NBA."
412
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,375
[Speedy]
"I'm on the baseline. Windmill dunk."
413
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:43,708
- "My name's Kamal. Give me the ball."
- "
Slamma Jamma. Kamal."
414
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,083
Look, Bobby cut my shifts.
415
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,917
Want me to cut his brakes?
416
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,583
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?
417
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,917
I could make that call.
He know you got a family to feed?
418
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:55,833
What, you gonna throw a chip at him?
419
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,583
- I'll chip his ass. All right now.
- Bro.
420
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:58,667
Whatever, man.
421
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,208
I just need a human being who can play
so I can make some money.
422
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,542
Now watch. Watch how I ran pick and roll.
423
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:05,542
Always kept defenders on my hip.
424
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:10,167
Way before Trae, way before Ja Morant.
I was ahead of my time. For real.
425
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,167
I feel like Steve Nash and Chris Paul
did that for years.
426
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:17,667
[sighs]
You're so negative for your age, bro.
427
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,375
Whoa.
428
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:23,042
Nah. Phil Williamson is
training players here? [chuckles]
429
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:24,833
Oh. He's super lit.
430
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:27,167
He's got his own sponsorships,
he went to Duke.
431
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,583
- He even got his own player on
2K.
- I know who Phil Williamson is.
432
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,542
Then you know it's a big deal
he in this weak-ass gym, right?
433
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,708
Why are you trying so hard
to agitate me today, bro?
434
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,667
I'm just saying. You know?
435
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,083
The fuck is this?
436
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,250
Oh, Phil, he booked the court for the day.
437
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,583
And he paid in money.
438
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,375
Not morale or whatever the fuck
you was talking about.
439
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:47,000
- Hey, yo, what's up, Mooch? You good?
- Phil.
440
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,958
- Yes, thanks, man.
- All right, yeah.
441
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,375
Phil Williamson.
442
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,208
You just name-drop yourself?
443
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,542
Jacoby Grant, right?
444
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:56,625
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
445
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:58,500
Played AAU with Malachi.
446
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,750
- For sure.
- Hey, yo, Malachi.
447
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,625
Uh, nice to meet you too, Mr. Phil.
Big fan of yours.
448
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:03,583
- [Phil] Thanks.
- Yeah.
449
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:06,167
Yeah, they say Malachi might be
the number one pick next year.
450
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:09,333
- What's up, bro. That's hard.
- Yeah. Yeah, it's good for business too.
451
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,958
Just signed a lease on a Tesla.
452
00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:13,042
Got invited to The Hype House.
453
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,875
My IG's been popping off, bro.
454
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,417
I mean, I got a lot of haters
in the comment section,
455
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:20,167
but I think it's mostly just white hoopers
456
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,083
who hate to see another white hooper
find his lane.
457
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,042
You feel me?
458
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,792
We don't talk enough about that, bro.
459
00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:27,583
White on white crime, like,
that's just a disease, man.
460
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,042
- Amen.
- [Phil] Yeah.
461
00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:30,250
You a trainer?
462
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,292
- [scoffs] Hell nah.
- Play you for the court.
463
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,458
Two-on-two.
Big dogs versus regular-sized dogs.
464
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:38,000
[chuckles] Yo, you joking, right?
465
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,792
["Who That Is" playing]
466
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:41,125
You wanna put some money on it?
467
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,167
All right.
468
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:54,625
[Jacoby grunts] Come on. Jump.
469
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:56,542
Hey, watch-- Pick, pick!
470
00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:00,333
Ball! Ball!
471
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,333
[alarm beeping]
472
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:03,417
Shit.
473
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,125
[beeping continues]
474
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,042
Two minutes, two minutes.
I'm coming right back.
475
00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:09,417
[Jacoby] What? Jeremy!
476
00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,208
- [beeping stops]
- Yo, where's he going?
477
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:16,792
[machine]
Parking validated.
478
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,167
Shit.
479
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:25,292
[music stops]
480
00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:31,750
Yo, what the fuck was that?
481
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,333
It's fine. Check it up.
482
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,500
[music continues]
483
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,583
Come on.
484
00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:38,667
You know what to do.
485
00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:53,583
- [grunts, groans]
- [bone crunching]
486
00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,292
[music ends]
487
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:56,417
Fuck!
488
00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:03,625
[Kamal] You just gonna let him
have the court like that?
489
00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:06,958
The fuck? I think I proved my point.
490
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:09,083
- Do you?
- Yeah.
491
00:23:09,792 --> 00:23:10,792
How's the knee?
492
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,583
Dude, what do you want?
493
00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:15,458
[sighs]
494
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:16,958
You stalking me?
495
00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:18,542
[Kamal] It's called Google, bro.
496
00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:20,292
You think you fucking slick, huh?
497
00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:22,000
Showing up to courts
dressed like a dumbass,
498
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,208
acting like you can't hoop when, really,
you played at Gonzaga.
499
00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:28,000
Now see, you assumed I couldn't hoop
because I'm white,
500
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,417
- which is incredibly outdated, by the way.
- No, I assumed you couldn't hoop
501
00:23:30,417 --> 00:23:32,917
'cause you walk around
with testicles around your neck, bro.
502
00:23:32,917 --> 00:23:35,958
What up, J! Hey, man,
can we talk about that tab later?
503
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,250
I got you next time, Teej.
504
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,292
I know you do, twin.
All right, keep pushin' P.
505
00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:47,958
Look, bro, I came to see
506
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:50,375
if you wanted to play in a two-on-two
this weekend at Venice Beach.
507
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:53,583
We can hustle a few games together to get
the money for the entry fee, all right?
508
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,375
You're joking, right?
509
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:57,958
Dude, there's a million leagues
I can play in right now.
510
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:00,208
Tons of opportunities to get scouted.
511
00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:01,583
I'm straight.
512
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,000
You seriously
still trying to play pro ball?
513
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,208
I mean, maybe not the G League but...
514
00:24:07,917 --> 00:24:08,917
Wow.
515
00:24:08,917 --> 00:24:10,750
[Jeremy] What?
What, you don't think I'm good enough?
516
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,250
Nah, you just make so much more sense now.
517
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,583
Yeah? You don't make any sense.
518
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,792
No injuries. You're in good shape.
519
00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:18,875
Why are you still playing pickup?
520
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,708
I'm not one of your poor little Black boys
looking for a father figure, all right?
521
00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:24,458
Don't need a coach, don't need a mentor,
522
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:25,792
and I damn sure don't need a friend.
523
00:24:25,792 --> 00:24:28,958
What I need is for you to show up on time,
stand in a corner and hit some open shots.
524
00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:31,042
Maybe play a little bit of defense.
That's it.
525
00:24:31,042 --> 00:24:33,875
Wow. Lot to unpack there.
526
00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:36,500
[scoffs] I mean, fuck.
How can I say no to that?
527
00:24:40,792 --> 00:24:42,208
Bro. What?
528
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:44,125
What the fuck?
529
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:45,917
Who gives a parking ticket for backing in?
530
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:47,042
Everyone backs in!
531
00:24:47,042 --> 00:24:49,458
I can't afford a fucking parking ticket
right now.
532
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:52,958
Cash prize is 25,000 for one day of hoop.
533
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:55,875
Look, bro, do you wanna play or what?
534
00:24:56,792 --> 00:24:58,125
25K.
535
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,167
Look, we're gonna get in here
and hustle a few games
536
00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:05,250
and get our entry fee for the tournament. Period.
537
00:25:05,917 --> 00:25:08,333
And no one's gonna think that
you can play dressed like that.
538
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,375
I look like a modern hooper
with low body fat and functional strength.
539
00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:14,333
I'm basically a less-fat Luka,
540
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:17,000
who's the best player in the league
by the way, and once people admit that,
541
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,250
race relations in this country
might actually improve.
542
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,542
I'm just saying we could really use it
to our advantage, all right?
543
00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:24,042
Get on the court. Rinse and repeat
until we get the entry fee.
544
00:25:24,042 --> 00:25:25,125
- How's the knee?
- Great.
545
00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,125
Hey, come on. [mutters]
Where the fuck you going?
546
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:30,125
I mean, am I still the do-it-all playmaker
with elite athleticism?
547
00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:32,250
Not quite,
but I'm getting some bounce back.
548
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:35,083
Plus I'm just way better now 'cause of
how my injuries have made me evolve.
549
00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:37,083
Game's easier now. It's way slower.
550
00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:40,583
I just play the angles and let the ball
pretty much come to me wherever I am.
551
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,208
Okay.
552
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,292
What?
553
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,250
[scoffs] Nothing, man.
554
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,333
[whimsical music playing]
555
00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,833
[player 1] Offense, offense. Right here.
556
00:25:58,292 --> 00:25:59,292
[player 2] To the wing!
557
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,250
This won't work here.
There's too many white guys.
558
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,542
We need to go back to the Eastside
where they won't see you coming.
559
00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:06,792
The race shit is dated, bro.
560
00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,750
Everybody but you
knows white dudes can hoop now.
561
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:12,125
I'll find some marks, get in their heads,
throw 'em off their game,
562
00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:13,292
and we'll clean up.
563
00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:16,333
I'm great at spotting mental weakness
in hoopers, bro.
564
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:19,417
I'm like the P.T. Anderson
of basketball psychological warfare.
565
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,833
Who the fuck is P.T. Anderson?
566
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,792
Our greatest living director.
567
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,500
Spike Lee is our greatest living director.
568
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,625
Spike Lee's not even a good Knicks fan.
569
00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:31,875
I knew this was a mistake.
570
00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:34,417
Look, man. You're the one who said
you don't even wanna make friends.
571
00:26:34,417 --> 00:26:36,250
- I don't.
- Let's just make our money.
572
00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:39,083
I guarantee you I can get everyone
out here to bet on themselves.
573
00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:40,458
I got you to put up 300.
574
00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:44,667
[music fades]
575
00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:46,625
- [player 1] Oh!
- [player 2] Okay!
576
00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:47,958
- [player 3] All right!
- [Kamal sighs]
577
00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:50,750
Hey, bro. We got this.
578
00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:53,708
[mouthing] Fuck.
579
00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:57,917
You might wanna shoot
a little closer to the rim.
580
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,458
I feel like you're out of your range.
581
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:06,333
Told you, man.
582
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:10,875
Let's put some money on it.
Make it interesting.
583
00:27:11,833 --> 00:27:13,917
One-on-one. First to 11.
584
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,708
You gonna wear that trash bag?
585
00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:18,000
You gonna wear that fake-ass
Richard Simmons outfit?
586
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,458
Let's put 200 on it.
587
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:26,583
Okay. Fine.
588
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:30,125
But only because I have a soft spot
for thick-ass ballers like you.
589
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:32,042
- Who the fuck--
- [Jeremy] Mike Sweetney.
590
00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:33,958
Tractor Traylor. Escalade.
591
00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:36,833
Guys like you were the neck bone
of the league for so long.
592
00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:38,875
[player] Two-on-two and make it 300.
593
00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:45,083
Huh.
594
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:47,625
Excuse me one second.
595
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:52,542
See what the fuck he got on?
That's the shit I don't like, bro.
596
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,833
Okay. We've got a problem.
597
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,500
The guy just picked up an Antetokounmpo.
598
00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:02,958
I don't like this at all.
What if they're trying to hustle us?
599
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:04,708
You got your money?
600
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,083
Nigga, I got nine kids.
601
00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,375
Black people come from a long line
602
00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:09,958
- of kings and queens, all right?
- True.
603
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:12,042
Had to fight for every right
since we been in this country.
604
00:28:12,042 --> 00:28:14,500
- I always say that. Yeah.
- Thank you. It's confidence.
605
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:17,250
Why would they be afraid of you walking
around looking like a Sierra Mist can?
606
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,833
- True.
- Let's whoop 'em.
607
00:28:19,917 --> 00:28:20,917
You are a king.
608
00:28:20,917 --> 00:28:23,333
All right.
609
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,333
You wanna work, huh?
610
00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:27,083
Oh! [shouts]
611
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,125
- [Kamal] Ball. Ball.
- [groans, grunts]
612
00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:33,292
[player 2] Look at us.
613
00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:35,125
- What are you doing?
- Relax.
614
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:36,583
[player 2] Whoo-hoo! Yes!
615
00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:41,667
The fuck is that?
616
00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:42,750
[Jeremy] My bad.
617
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:45,583
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, I get it.
618
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,167
Y'all got like a jungle fever type
connection, huh?
619
00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:49,583
Nasty-ass nigga.
620
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,542
What you looking at, boy?
621
00:28:53,542 --> 00:28:54,667
Easy!
622
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,083
Stop being lazy on D, bro.
623
00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:58,500
Fuck you say? Being lazy?
What, you my overseer now?
624
00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:02,250
I just said a thing that's true.
Everything isn't racist, bro.
625
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,375
You acting like I said,
"Quit being angry, Black fellow."
626
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,042
But you wanted to say that shit,
didn't you?
627
00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:07,333
I'm not one of those people, bro.
628
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:08,417
One of what people, Jeremy?
629
00:29:08,417 --> 00:29:09,583
People who say stuff like that.
630
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:10,792
Say stuff like what?
631
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:13,917
Like, "Oh my, God, Kamal, you're so
well-spoken." Which you are, by the way.
632
00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:16,083
See, you wanted to say that shit
right now, didn't you?
633
00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:18,167
- You have a nice flow, like Obama.
- Man, just stop.
634
00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:21,917
Look, I'm just saying
you don't scream thuggish
635
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,375
even though you're chocolate chocolate.
636
00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:24,917
The fuck is chocolate chocolate?
637
00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:27,083
Well, a lot of Black people these days
are milk chocolate.
638
00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:29,958
And I think it's because interracial
relationships were illegal till the '60s.
639
00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:31,333
It was a fucking rhetorical question.
640
00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,250
And you know what?
I'm done with that racist shit.
641
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,250
- Same. No more race.
- Fine.
642
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:36,333
- Great.
- Great.
643
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:38,417
Hey, yo! What the fuck is going on?
644
00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:41,875
[Jeremy] Can you not see
we're having a fucking conversation?
645
00:29:45,792 --> 00:29:46,917
[both grunt]
646
00:29:46,917 --> 00:29:48,167
[Kamal] And one!
647
00:29:48,167 --> 00:29:49,708
Ain't nobody foul you.
648
00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:50,917
You're a hack, bro.
649
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,583
Shoot for it.
650
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,833
- You make it, you get the call.
- [chuckles] Say less.
651
00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:59,000
[player] Nobody fuckin' fouled him.
652
00:30:00,292 --> 00:30:01,917
I probably should've asked this earlier,
653
00:30:01,917 --> 00:30:03,708
but how much cash do you have on you?
654
00:30:04,667 --> 00:30:06,625
Did you not bring enough money
to cover this game?
655
00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:09,375
I brought, like, 80...
656
00:30:10,292 --> 00:30:11,292
minus 60.
657
00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:16,250
[Kamal] So you brought $20
to cover a $300 bet?
658
00:30:17,292 --> 00:30:18,625
[player] He's trying to cheat 'cause...
659
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:20,417
When you say it out loud,
it's pretty fucked.
660
00:30:20,417 --> 00:30:21,500
...I had my hand up.
661
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:24,292
[Kamal] Why don't you just Venmo them
the money that you finessed me for?
662
00:30:24,292 --> 00:30:27,667
- I burned through that days ago.
- [player] It was a shit call. That's it.
663
00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:31,042
They're not just gonna accept $20
on a $300 bet.
664
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,417
Then they better not win, right?
665
00:30:40,625 --> 00:30:42,125
We could really use some rain, huh?
666
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,083
[sighs]
667
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:50,208
[Kamal] Check up.
668
00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:51,500
Yeah, check up.
669
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,625
["Whoomp! (There It Is)" playing]
670
00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:55,083
[Kamal shouts]
671
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:56,750
- Fuck!
- [Kamal] There it is!
672
00:31:02,917 --> 00:31:03,875
Game point, baby.
673
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,667
- I'll screen back.
- Switch, switch, switch!
674
00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:08,917
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, I'm here.
675
00:31:09,792 --> 00:31:11,125
[Kamal] Mismatch! You got that mismatch.
676
00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:12,625
- Go ahead.
- [player grunts]
677
00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,583
Yes, sir! Bucket!
678
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:15,875
Fuck, man!
679
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,083
[grunts] Yeah, boy. Fucking go.
680
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:23,500
Boy, look, I don't know how much
you talking shit played into that,
681
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,250
- but good fucking work.
- Thank you.
682
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,875
By the way, bro,
you could talk way more shit out there.
683
00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:29,875
You have so much material
I can't even touch.
684
00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:31,667
Like what?
685
00:31:34,917 --> 00:31:36,333
- Never mind.
- No.
686
00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:37,958
Tell us.
687
00:31:38,542 --> 00:31:40,250
What other Black jokes
you want to say, Jeremy?
688
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:42,458
- Fuck you say, white boy?
- [spectator] What he say?
689
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:45,458
You're telling me your friend here
doesn't look exactly like Malcolm X?
690
00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:48,083
[onlookers groaning, laughing]
691
00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:51,542
Hey, yo. Shut the fuck up and play ball.
692
00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:53,375
I'm gonna clamp that ass up.
Let's go. Come on.
693
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:54,458
It's all love, dude.
694
00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:57,042
[music continues]
695
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,750
Ball!
696
00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:02,917
And you better bust his ass.
697
00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:09,208
[onlookers shouting, cheering]
698
00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:11,708
[spectator 2]
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whoo-hoo! All right!
699
00:32:13,167 --> 00:32:14,167
Fuck!
700
00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:22,042
[player] What you doin' now?
701
00:32:22,042 --> 00:32:23,417
This ain't your court.
702
00:32:23,417 --> 00:32:25,375
- It don't work like that, man.
- Hey, fellas.
703
00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:26,875
Why don't y'all just fuck already?
704
00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:29,375
- You're too easy. Hey, it's too easy, dog.
- Quit playing with me. What?
705
00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:30,667
They would look good together, huh?
706
00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:32,042
- Shut the fuck up, man.
- [Kamal] Ball.
707
00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,792
[Jeremy] Switch, switch, switch,
switch, switch.
708
00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:36,875
Hey, white boy. What's up?
709
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:38,708
Nah, you're mine so go on and pass.
Just pass it.
710
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,667
- [player] Watch out. Watch out.
- [Kamal grunts]
711
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:44,458
Man, get your pussy ass up!
I ain't even hit you that hard.
712
00:32:44,458 --> 00:32:46,625
- That's what we doing now?
- Yeah, that's how we gonna play.
713
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:48,542
Yo, just let it go, 'Mal.
714
00:32:48,542 --> 00:32:50,458
- [player] Yeah, let it go.
- Let it go. Let it go.
715
00:32:50,458 --> 00:32:51,625
Man, he ain't finna do shit--
716
00:32:51,625 --> 00:32:52,708
[grunts]
717
00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,083
- Jesus Christ, bro.
- What now, bitch?
718
00:32:54,083 --> 00:32:55,625
[player groans]
719
00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,000
What, you want some too?
720
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,542
- Okay, don't look now...
- Huh?
721
00:32:58,542 --> 00:32:59,917
- ...but he has friends coming.
- Uh-uh.
722
00:32:59,917 --> 00:33:01,792
- Fuck his friends.
- [onlooker] I'm outta here.
723
00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:04,042
- Come on, girl. He got a flamethrower.
- Flamethrower?
724
00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:05,458
Yeah, bitch, flamethrower.
725
00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:07,458
What is this?
Mad Max?
726
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,750
- [onlookers clamoring]
- [spectator] Aw, hell nah.
727
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,375
- [Kamal] Yo, yo.
- [Jeremy] Yo!
728
00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:14,333
- Damn. Oh, shit. Whoa!
- [onlookers shouting]
729
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:17,458
What about my car? What about my car?
730
00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:26,958
[tires squeal]
731
00:33:33,042 --> 00:33:33,958
Whoo-hoo!
732
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,250
[driver] Fuck!
733
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:38,667
Get the fuck out the way!
734
00:33:39,167 --> 00:33:40,583
[brakes squealing]
735
00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:42,417
- [horn honking]
- Come on. Get in. Get in!
736
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:45,167
Come on!
Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive!
737
00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:46,500
Yo, where the fuck you going, man?
738
00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:49,833
Come on, man. Come on, come on.
Stop fucking around!
739
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,583
Just fucking drive. Come on, come on.
740
00:33:54,208 --> 00:33:55,750
- Come on, come on, come on.
- [Jeremy grunts]
741
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,542
- You're fucking crazy, bro.
- [horn honking]
742
00:33:57,542 --> 00:33:59,625
[shouting]
743
00:33:59,625 --> 00:34:00,917
[music ends]
744
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,792
[Jeremy] Now, that was the craziest shit
I've ever been through.
745
00:34:05,792 --> 00:34:07,292
- Here, man.
- Thanks, bro.
746
00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:09,292
So, where's your girl?
747
00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:11,333
At work. I gotta go pick her up soon.
748
00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:12,708
That's what's up.
749
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,333
Here. Take this.
750
00:34:17,417 --> 00:34:20,333
All you eat is lettuce,
but then you pop pills?
751
00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:22,417
Life's too short to be in pain
when you don't have to.
752
00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:25,042
You're a complicated dude, bro.
753
00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:26,625
You ever tried therapy?
754
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,917
What, like physical therapy?
That shit takes forever.
755
00:34:31,917 --> 00:34:33,000
No, like, therapy therapy.
756
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,583
Where you sit and talk with a professional
about whatever's on your mind.
757
00:34:37,167 --> 00:34:39,583
Man, I got a barber I've been going to
for, like, 12 years.
758
00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:40,500
Mmm.
759
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,458
Name is Arnold, I pay him 35 bucks,
he gives me a fresh fade,
760
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:47,292
and I sit and I talk to someone
who actually knows me.
761
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:50,583
Wow. I wish my therapist
would give me a fresh fade.
762
00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,792
That's a beautiful Black experience.
763
00:34:52,792 --> 00:34:55,958
I just think you should try something.
Try meditation.
764
00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:58,917
No offense,
but meditation is for white folks.
765
00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:03,167
None taken, but meditation isn't gonna
turn your skin white, you know?
766
00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:06,417
It's just gonna help you calm yourself
down whenever you're about to lose it.
767
00:35:07,042 --> 00:35:10,083
Oh, you talk more shit than anybody else
I've ever met on the court.
768
00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:11,500
What are you talking about?
769
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,708
Yeah, but only to assholes
or for, like, strategy.
770
00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:17,542
I don't ever get angry.
I never get violent.
771
00:35:18,042 --> 00:35:19,292
Fuck that noise, bro.
772
00:35:23,167 --> 00:35:25,667
Yo, is this you? [chuckles]
773
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,708
Oh, hold up, bro, is this--
Is that this place?
774
00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:31,042
Yeah, I live in the same two bedroom
I grew up in.
775
00:35:31,042 --> 00:35:32,125
With your parents?
776
00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:35,375
[Jeremy] They moved to Vegas to blow
their retirement on slot machines.
777
00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:36,458
I figured I'd keep the place
778
00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:39,625
'cause rent's low-key affordable
since they lived here for so long.
779
00:35:40,792 --> 00:35:42,958
Now, I'm about to whip you up
something real special.
780
00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:44,042
You want a smoothie?
781
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,333
Uh...
782
00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:48,292
Nah, I'm good.
783
00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:52,250
You did pretty good out there today.
784
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:57,833
Another full day of hustling,
and we'll have that 2,500 easy.
785
00:35:57,833 --> 00:35:58,917
[Jeremy] Sick.
786
00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:01,750
Yeah, my body's feeling better
than it has in a while.
787
00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:03,792
I'm actually excited
to play in this tournament.
788
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:08,292
I'm gonna take my half of that 25K prize
and fix my body for real,
789
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:11,792
so I can take a real shot at the G League,
maybe even the big show.
790
00:36:11,792 --> 00:36:13,958
I'm looking into
this regenerative medicine.
791
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:16,042
This stuff called stem cells.
792
00:36:16,042 --> 00:36:17,542
It's supposed to be a game changer.
793
00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:18,625
So you wanna make more money
794
00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:20,542
to fix your broken body
so you can still play ball,
795
00:36:20,542 --> 00:36:22,833
which is what broke your body
in the first place?
796
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:23,917
Yep.
797
00:36:23,917 --> 00:36:26,542
[chuckles] Basketball's a curse, bro.
798
00:36:26,542 --> 00:36:28,583
You love basketball.
If I remember correctly,
799
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:30,667
I met you playing pickup
without a gun to your head.
800
00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,250
[Jeremy scoffs]
801
00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:36,792
Look, when I was in high school,
my pops took out this crazy loan
802
00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:37,958
and bought me an Escalade
803
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:40,083
just 'cause he thought
I was going to make it to the league.
804
00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:41,875
Now I'm a nobody.
805
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,292
And that Escalade
needs a new transmission.
806
00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:47,125
[Jeremy] Everybody's a nobody, bro.
807
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,458
It doesn't matter how much money you have,
we're all the same.
808
00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:50,542
[Kamal] Hmm.
809
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,375
[Jeremy] I grew up just as broke as you.
I just don't let it define me.
810
00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:56,458
That's 'cause you have the privilege of
being defined by never needing a haircut.
811
00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:58,208
Tatiana cut my hair last week.
812
00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:01,292
Yeah, it shows.
813
00:37:01,292 --> 00:37:04,083
Why are Black guys so obsessed
with haircuts?
814
00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:06,125
Why do white guys not give a fuck
about 'em?
815
00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:07,667
[Jeremy]
Thought we said no more race, bro.
816
00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:08,833
No more race, bro.
817
00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:12,083
[sighs]
818
00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:14,125
[lively music playing on speaker]
819
00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:17,208
It's a banger, right?
820
00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:19,625
What?
821
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:20,833
It's cool.
822
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:22,875
- I saw you tapping your foot.
- No, you didn't.
823
00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:25,083
Bro, you were literally just
tapping your foot to the beat.
824
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:26,208
But I wasn't, though.
825
00:37:26,708 --> 00:37:28,458
- Oh, okay. So you don't like this?
- No.
826
00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,333
Okay, do you like any white artists?
827
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,042
[sighs] I don't know.
828
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:36,208
That one redhead dude
who also has trash-ass haircuts.
829
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:38,250
- Ed Sheeran?
- Yeah. Him.
830
00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:39,500
I fuck with him.
831
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:41,375
[Jeremy] All right, so imagine this.
832
00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:44,125
You're in your Escalade,
riding down Slauson, windows down,
833
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:46,042
vibing to some fucking Ed.
834
00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:50,375
You pull up to a light, you look over,
it's a car full of fellow Black men.
835
00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:53,708
You either A, turn that shit down
as quick as you can,
836
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:57,458
or B, keep singing
those timeless classics.
837
00:37:57,458 --> 00:37:58,583
Hey, 'Mal, guess what?
838
00:37:58,583 --> 00:37:59,667
What?
839
00:38:01,125 --> 00:38:02,125
I love the shape of you.
840
00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:04,083
What-- Get the fuck outta here.
841
00:38:04,083 --> 00:38:05,167
- Shit.
- I do.
842
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,417
[Kamal scoffs] Here.
843
00:38:07,417 --> 00:38:08,958
Thanks for the heating pad, man.
844
00:38:09,542 --> 00:38:11,042
Hey, no problem.
845
00:38:11,042 --> 00:38:13,542
Just, uh, don't baby the hand.
You'll be good in a few days.
846
00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:14,625
Hey, look,
847
00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,708
my son's having a birthday party
this Saturday.
848
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,375
- You should roll through.
- [scoffs]
849
00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:21,125
That's so fire.
850
00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:22,875
I fuck with kids.
851
00:38:25,417 --> 00:38:26,917
- Yeah, maybe don't say it like that.
- Nah,
852
00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:29,000
I'm saying, like, kids are a vibe,
they're chill.
853
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,417
Got you. And look, bring Tatiana too.
All right? So she can meet Imani.
854
00:38:33,292 --> 00:38:35,333
[Jeremy] She'll love that.
Just, uh, do me a favor.
855
00:38:36,042 --> 00:38:38,792
Don't bring up the hooping
or the stem cells.
856
00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:40,792
Definitely don't mention
the gambling. Please.
857
00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:43,583
I kind of told Tatiana
I'm done with all that stuff.
858
00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:44,917
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
859
00:38:44,917 --> 00:38:46,125
It is.
860
00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:49,458
Okay. Hey, don't spend any of the money
until we can cover the fee, all right?
861
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:50,625
I should be saying that to you.
862
00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:52,167
- Boy, I'm good with money.
863
00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,375
- So am I.
864
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:54,583
- Me too.
- Word.
865
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:55,667
Word, bro.
866
00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:57,417
[chuckles]
867
00:38:57,417 --> 00:38:58,500
Clean up, man.
868
00:38:59,501 --> 00:39:01,625
[people chattering]
869
00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:08,042
[person] Hey, hey. What's up, girl?
Come on. What you got?
870
00:39:09,458 --> 00:39:11,458
[children scream, giggle]
871
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:13,333
Come here.
872
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:17,292
- Do me a favor, all right?
- Hmm?
873
00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:20,208
Take this 10, give it to your grandma.
Tell her I need an eighth.
874
00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:21,333
- Okay.
- Okay?
875
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:22,750
- Okay.
- Don't short her.
876
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,625
- Where the doobie?
- It's on the way.
877
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:27,792
- Ooh!
- Yes, man.
878
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:30,375
Drew, slow down.
879
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:31,583
Don't worry, I got him.
880
00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:32,667
Thank you.
881
00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:34,458
- Hmm.
- Yeah, you still ugly.
882
00:39:35,042 --> 00:39:36,208
Yo, where you been?
883
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,917
I've literally been setting up by myself
this whole time.
884
00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:41,708
- [clears throat]
- No, you don't get to bring Sprinkles
885
00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:43,583
and think shit is all good.
It's not giving that.
886
00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:44,833
- No?
- No.
887
00:39:47,042 --> 00:39:48,292
Oatmeal chocolate chip.
888
00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:50,500
For the queen.
889
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,250
- Damn cookie.
- Mmm.
890
00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:56,833
Does this cookie mean
you made it to the bank?
891
00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:58,917
We're coming up on a week late now, babe.
892
00:39:58,917 --> 00:40:00,208
Already done.
893
00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:01,292
How?
894
00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:03,958
Just playing some ball again.
895
00:40:05,125 --> 00:40:06,292
- Okay.
- Yeah.
896
00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:09,167
I know that's not the parole officer
coming to the function.
897
00:40:09,167 --> 00:40:11,917
[friend] With a little caramel queen too?
The gall.
898
00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:14,542
Tatiana's Black?
899
00:40:15,667 --> 00:40:17,500
The Bon Iver concert canceled, homey.
900
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,917
Is that why you're not selling
water bottles at SoFi?
901
00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:22,542
You gonna let him talk about you
like that, Black man?
902
00:40:22,542 --> 00:40:23,833
[Speedy] That's essential work.
903
00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:27,542
Hello. How are you?
904
00:40:27,542 --> 00:40:29,000
[Lorenzo giggles]
905
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,333
Don't worry about that. Lorenzo.
906
00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:32,583
Hi.
907
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:34,208
[Lorenzo] Look at yourself.
Look at yourself.
908
00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:35,917
Man, sit your ass down, bro.
909
00:40:35,917 --> 00:40:37,167
Hey, man.
910
00:40:37,167 --> 00:40:39,083
How you doing? I'm Kamal.
911
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:40,875
- Hi.
- Nice to finally meet you.
912
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:43,250
It's nice to meet you too. Jeremy says
you're on his detox program?
913
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,083
Ri-- Yeah, no. Um...
914
00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:51,500
Yes. With the parsley and the-- and my gas
is better now, and I'm shitting right.
915
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,750
Like, it's...
916
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:55,792
Hey. You must be Tatiana and Jeremy.
917
00:40:55,792 --> 00:40:58,458
- I'm Imani. Kamal's wife.
- So nice to meet you.
918
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,542
- Thanks for having us.
- Yeah, no problem.
919
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:02,708
- Hennessy.
- Oh, yeah.
920
00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:07,500
You-- Yeah. It's-It's one of
my favorite cognacs. You know, so...
921
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:08,958
People have no idea how much care
922
00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:11,042
goes into making this
such a smooth and warm blend.
923
00:41:11,708 --> 00:41:14,125
Seriously. And they've been doing it
since 1765.
924
00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:16,167
Feel like it's slept on.
925
00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:19,458
- Oh. Okay.
- [Kamal] Hmm.
926
00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:21,792
Auntie, uh,
can you turn for us so we can jump rope?
927
00:41:21,792 --> 00:41:23,917
- Yeah, boo. I'll be right there.
- All right. Thank you.
928
00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:25,750
- Can I help?
- Yeah, come on.
929
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,667
Let me know if you guys need any backup.
930
00:41:27,667 --> 00:41:29,458
- Boy, get out of here.
- Fine.
931
00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,583
Now I'm a part of your lies?
932
00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:33,750
[scoffs]
933
00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:36,833
- [person] What's up, white boy?
- Wow.
934
00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:42,500
You would never eat that
if you were on my cleanse.
935
00:41:43,458 --> 00:41:44,458
Yeah, you right.
936
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,375
[sucks teeth] Mmm.
937
00:41:49,958 --> 00:41:52,375
How come everybody
always buys my son basketball stuff?
938
00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:56,625
I don't know, maybe because his dad
is kind of a well-known basketball player.
939
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,208
[chuckles] Yeah. Was.
940
00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:02,417
[partygoers laughing]
941
00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:06,083
[Jeremy] Who's that?
942
00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:08,292
My pops.
943
00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:09,458
Oh, shit.
944
00:42:10,792 --> 00:42:12,625
- [sighs]
- [Lorenzo] Ah!
945
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:14,458
- Oh, no. He crazy for that.
- MS.
946
00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:17,125
He got diagnosed
when I was in high school.
947
00:42:17,125 --> 00:42:20,208
The night I got arrested?
He was in the hospital.
948
00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:21,875
Sorry to hear that.
949
00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:22,958
[Kamal] It's cool.
950
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,625
It is what it is.
951
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,917
[laughing]
952
00:42:27,542 --> 00:42:29,042
The extra pickup money really helped.
953
00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:32,208
My girl started doing hair in our crib
to make ends meet.
954
00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:34,667
Now she doesn't wanna go back
to working at a salon.
955
00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:35,750
So I been raising money
956
00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:40,083
so I can get her and her bougie-ass
friends out my fucking living room.
957
00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:42,375
I feel you.
958
00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:44,958
My girl's a crazy talented
choreographer who--
959
00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:48,208
who's wasting her time
teaching classes at a dance studio
960
00:42:48,208 --> 00:42:50,250
because my income's so shaky right now.
961
00:42:52,042 --> 00:42:54,500
[laughs] What up, Pop?
962
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,792
How you doing, son?
963
00:42:56,958 --> 00:42:58,708
Gonzaga basketball, right?
964
00:42:58,708 --> 00:42:59,917
How'd you know?
965
00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:03,167
I watch all the good ones.
You had a nice touch.
966
00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:04,250
Thank you, sir.
967
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,458
[scoffs] Oh, man,
this dude is already cocky enough.
968
00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:12,333
Got to have some confidence to bring
a bottle of Henny to a Black function.
969
00:43:13,542 --> 00:43:15,042
It's all I drink, honestly.
970
00:43:15,042 --> 00:43:17,458
[Kamal's father]
It's funny you two being friends.
971
00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:20,000
I bet y'all got more in common
than meets the eye.
972
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,833
- That's debatable.
- I doubt that.
973
00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:26,708
Like I said, a lot in common.
974
00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:28,792
You want something to drink?
975
00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:31,000
Yeah, give me some of that Henny.
976
00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:33,667
- I can drive the boat for you, sir.
- No.
977
00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:35,542
[laughs]
See this a good friend you got here.
978
00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:36,458
Nah.
979
00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:43,208
I had no idea about Kamal's pops.
980
00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:47,208
Dude was like the star of the show when
Kamal was the best player in the country.
981
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,125
Life is crazy.
982
00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:53,250
- What happened?
- [Tatiana] Um...
983
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:59,125
The studio got me a meeting with SZA to
go on tour as her assistant choreographer.
984
00:43:59,125 --> 00:44:00,375
Babe, that's amazing.
985
00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:02,833
[stammers] It's just a meeting.
I don't know. [sighs]
986
00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:05,375
Yeah, but it's a compliment that
they put you up there for that.
987
00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:08,167
- [stammers]
- She obviously sees how special you are.
988
00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:10,833
The money's not great,
989
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:12,667
but my job would still be here
when I get back.
990
00:44:12,667 --> 00:44:13,750
Another win.
991
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:17,542
It-- It's like significantly less,
actually. Um...
992
00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:19,208
Babe, take the win.
993
00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:20,875
I don't know.
994
00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:22,125
Take the win.
995
00:44:22,917 --> 00:44:26,417
Listen, if you want to make this happen,
we're gonna make this happen.
996
00:44:27,042 --> 00:44:28,208
How?
997
00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:30,792
Well, I don't wanna jinx it,
998
00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:35,000
but I kind of have an opportunity
of my own to make us some extra bread.
999
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,083
Like a lot, actually.
1000
00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:38,625
Like doing what?
1001
00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:41,917
Just some private workouts
with some high-end guys.
1002
00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:44,417
It's not a big deal,
but I could make like ten grand.
1003
00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:46,458
- What?
- Yeah.
1004
00:44:46,458 --> 00:44:49,250
- No big deal? Are you insane?
- Yeah.
1005
00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:53,125
- What is wrong with you?
- Okay, fine. Fuck it. It's a big deal.
1006
00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:55,708
- Yeah.
- Let's celebrate our good news together.
1007
00:44:56,292 --> 00:44:58,833
Hmm. What did you have in mind?
1008
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:06,583
- [Jeremy grunts]
- I got it.
1009
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,042
How's your knee?
1010
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:14,792
It's good. Why?
1011
00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:18,083
What? What, you wanna do some freaky shit?
1012
00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:20,042
'Cause I can be talked into some stuff.
1013
00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:21,792
- Come here.
- Shut up.
1014
00:45:21,792 --> 00:45:23,875
["Oakland Blackouts" playing]
1015
00:45:30,792 --> 00:45:32,417
[Jeremy] And a lot of it has to do with...
1016
00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:39,583
[Kamal] All right, look, bro.
This is Watts, so watch your mouth.
1017
00:45:39,583 --> 00:45:40,875
Don't say none of that slick shit.
1018
00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,792
Don't look nobody in the eye
longer than you have to.
1019
00:45:42,792 --> 00:45:44,583
- This shit ain't for play, all right?
- [Jeremy] Yep.
1020
00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:47,042
Here they play five-on-five
and we should get picked up pretty quick.
1021
00:45:47,042 --> 00:45:48,375
[Jeremy] Uh, don't worry. I got it.
1022
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
You ready?
1023
00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:53,292
Born ready.
1024
00:45:53,875 --> 00:45:54,875
[Jeremy] Kamal!
1025
00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:02,542
Hey!
1026
00:46:03,417 --> 00:46:04,417
Buckets.
1027
00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:06,208
What?
1028
00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:09,125
I just wanted to see if you had
superhuman hearing 'cause of your--
1029
00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:10,208
'Cause of my what?
1030
00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:13,083
- Huh?
- It's all good.
1031
00:46:13,792 --> 00:46:15,375
Yeah, all right. All right.
1032
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:19,792
White boy coming in my hood talking shit.
1033
00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:22,167
- Yeah, I got something for you.
- Ball.
1034
00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:24,292
Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball!
1035
00:46:24,292 --> 00:46:25,583
- [Kamal] Oh, he's trash.
- Fuck!
1036
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:27,792
Do those help or hurt your vertical?
1037
00:46:27,792 --> 00:46:30,125
'Cause you know Dumbo could fly,
but he was obviously a cartoon--
1038
00:46:30,125 --> 00:46:31,917
- [players clamoring]
- Yo, yo! Chill, chill.
1039
00:46:31,917 --> 00:46:33,958
No, no. You know what?
Fuck you, white boy!
1040
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:34,875
[player] Chill, chill.
1041
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,583
I love your-- I love them.
1042
00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:39,958
- [player 2] What's up with your boy?
- [player 3] What's he doing now?
1043
00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:41,208
[player 2] We ain't got all day.
1044
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
He's almost done.
1045
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:55,500
[people cheering]
1046
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:59,250
Look, I gotta tell you, those short shorts
look incredible on you.
1047
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,167
I mean,
you're so comfortable in your skin.
1048
00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:02,625
Can I be honest, brother?
1049
00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:05,042
Your shit is sitting in those. Sitting.
1050
00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,250
Do you have an OnlyFans?
1051
00:47:10,667 --> 00:47:13,500
- [glass shatters]
- [car alarm beeping]
1052
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,208
[sighs] It's okay, no one saw that.
1053
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:20,000
I don't know why you fed his ass,
if you know you ain't got the money.
1054
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,083
Here.
1055
00:47:22,417 --> 00:47:25,333
I don't know how an independent woman
like yourself deals with it.
1056
00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:26,417
Thank you.
1057
00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:27,500
Mm-hmm.
1058
00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:29,958
Let's go. And get my purse.
1059
00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:33,542
[sighs] He ain't getting none tonight.
1060
00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:44,042
[mutters]
1061
00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:46,083
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
1062
00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:47,417
Come on-- Come on, man!
1063
00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:50,750
Fuck. Shit.
1064
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:52,250
I got something for you, buddy.
1065
00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:58,125
- What's in this one?
- Protein plus ginger.
1066
00:47:58,125 --> 00:47:59,875
Made special for you, boss.
1067
00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:00,958
Give it a shot.
1068
00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:06,375
Mmm.
1069
00:48:08,083 --> 00:48:10,500
- Yo, that's actually not that bad. Yeah.
- Right? Yeah.
1070
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:12,000
You like it, huh?
1071
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,333
It's from the earth, brother.
1072
00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:16,417
From the motherland. Africa.
1073
00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:18,125
Don't do that again.
1074
00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:20,375
I'm just saying, bruh. It's organic.
1075
00:48:21,625 --> 00:48:24,833
[Kamal] Man, stay focused.
We got way more games to play.
1076
00:48:24,833 --> 00:48:27,417
[Jeremy] We could let them
pick our team, and we'd still win.
1077
00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:30,750
[people chattering]
1078
00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:32,833
["Money" playing]
1079
00:48:37,042 --> 00:48:39,167
All right, fellas.
Thank you for joining us.
1080
00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:40,958
- I'm Jeremy. He's Kamal.
- 'Sup.
1081
00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:42,375
Why'd you let them pick your team?
1082
00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:44,667
We like giving back to the community.
1083
00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:47,292
It's because they're hustling, man.
Come on.
1084
00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,333
Can't get anything past you, huh?
1085
00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:53,083
Can't you just buy crypto or, like,
run a credit card scam if you need cash?
1086
00:48:53,083 --> 00:48:55,167
You sell homophobic chicken sandwiches.
1087
00:48:55,167 --> 00:48:57,417
Hey! Don't clown him for making a livin'.
1088
00:48:57,417 --> 00:48:59,667
Will you please
take those fucking shades off?
1089
00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:00,750
It's distracting.
1090
00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:02,042
Can I take them--
1091
00:49:02,833 --> 00:49:05,583
- You touch 'em, you die.
- [Jeremy] All right.
1092
00:49:06,917 --> 00:49:07,917
Move.
1093
00:49:09,042 --> 00:49:10,083
Come here.
1094
00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:16,625
- [Kamal] Come on, one more.
- Swing it!
1095
00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:18,208
Swing it! I'm open!
1096
00:49:18,708 --> 00:49:20,417
- Swing it!
- [grunting]
1097
00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:21,792
- No!
- [grunting continues]
1098
00:49:22,875 --> 00:49:24,875
[people cheering]
1099
00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:28,167
- Nice shot, you slick son of a bitch!
- Don't talk to me!
1100
00:49:28,958 --> 00:49:30,375
Can't even root for this dude.
1101
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:34,708
Four, three, two.
1102
00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:36,292
All right, let's exhale for four.
1103
00:49:36,958 --> 00:49:39,542
Three. In through the nose,
out through the mouth, please.
1104
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:42,333
Fill this diaphragm up.
Fill this up for me.
1105
00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:44,667
From seven, six, fi--
1106
00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:46,625
I want you to inflate like a balloon.
1107
00:49:47,292 --> 00:49:49,708
And release.
1108
00:49:49,708 --> 00:49:52,625
Release for me. Release for me.
1109
00:49:54,042 --> 00:49:55,458
Keep releasing.
1110
00:49:56,917 --> 00:49:59,542
We're about to
fucking rob these fellas blind.
1111
00:50:00,167 --> 00:50:02,167
["Why Can't We Be Friends" playing]
1112
00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:04,792
You ready?
1113
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:09,833
- Yeah.
- What's--
1114
00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:17,792
- Screen right, screen right!
- Got him.
1115
00:50:19,375 --> 00:50:20,500
Right.
1116
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:21,583
[grunts]
1117
00:50:25,292 --> 00:50:27,500
- [spectator 1] Close out, close out!
- [spectator 2] Yeah. Look out!
1118
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:38,333
[panting]
1119
00:50:43,833 --> 00:50:44,958
[clears throat]
1120
00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:46,917
[sighs]
1121
00:50:46,917 --> 00:50:48,250
[Jeremy panting]
1122
00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:53,625
[Jeremy grunting]
1123
00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,375
Oh, no. Hold on.
1124
00:50:57,958 --> 00:50:58,958
- Come on.
- Oh, no.
1125
00:51:00,708 --> 00:51:02,208
[player] Come on. Throw it, man. Come on.
1126
00:51:08,708 --> 00:51:09,958
[Kamal grunts]
1127
00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:12,083
- [player 2] Fuck that boy up.
- [player] Did you see that?
1128
00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:17,333
[screaming]
1129
00:51:24,917 --> 00:51:27,917
Wow. Boy, we cleaned up, 'Mal.
1130
00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:52,875
[breathes deeply, exhales]
1131
00:52:01,208 --> 00:52:02,208
[scoffs]
1132
00:52:03,292 --> 00:52:05,292
- Are you meditating?
- [chuckling]
1133
00:52:06,917 --> 00:52:07,917
Think so.
1134
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:11,042
And look. You're still Black.
1135
00:52:11,042 --> 00:52:12,125
[chuckles]
1136
00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:14,333
Fuck outta here, man.
1137
00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:17,417
[Jeremy] Now I gotta figure out what
to tell Tatiana about this tournament.
1138
00:52:17,417 --> 00:52:18,958
[music fades, ends]
1139
00:52:22,542 --> 00:52:24,833
It's all good. Mm-mmm. Thank you.
1140
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:25,958
Incense, my brother?
1141
00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:27,417
- All good, bro. All good.
- All right.
1142
00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:29,500
- [street drumming]
- [people clamoring]
1143
00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:35,792
You sure you want that?
1144
00:52:35,792 --> 00:52:37,292
Yeah, my girl's a dancer.
1145
00:52:37,792 --> 00:52:39,958
Shit, everybody girl is these days.
1146
00:52:40,917 --> 00:52:42,583
No, a dancer dancer.
1147
00:52:42,583 --> 00:52:43,750
Right.
1148
00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,750
[salesperson] A hundred bucks,
but I'll give it to you for 85.
1149
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:49,542
Any chance you'll do 60?
1150
00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:51,875
Just on some
1151
00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:54,208
white-guy-supporting-the-Black-community
discount?
1152
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,750
I'll do 85.
1153
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:06,250
Yeah, I'm booked all day Saturday
with these high-end clients.
1154
00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:08,500
We're gonna be rolling in it, babe.
It's all good.
1155
00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:11,917
You got nothing to worry about
as far as finances are concerned.
1156
00:53:11,917 --> 00:53:13,000
I got you.
1157
00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:14,917
Thank you.
1158
00:53:14,917 --> 00:53:18,083
For what? Being sexy? [chuckles]
1159
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:20,500
For being a good dude.
1160
00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:22,875
Huh?
1161
00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:24,792
For being a good dude.
1162
00:53:26,917 --> 00:53:28,792
Yeah, you can thank my mom for that one.
1163
00:53:28,792 --> 00:53:31,125
She put me on to
Gilmore Girls
at a early age.
1164
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:34,542
That show really helped me connect with
the female point of view, you know?
1165
00:53:34,542 --> 00:53:36,083
I thought it was
Living Single.
1166
00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:39,708
That too. Both were in heavy rotation.
1167
00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:46,042
- [Tatiana] What is that?
- Ah.
1168
00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,458
- What is that?
- Ah. Open it.
1169
00:53:57,583 --> 00:53:58,917
[Tatiana] Wow! [chuckles]
1170
00:53:58,917 --> 00:54:00,417
Thank you.
1171
00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:02,333
- Do you like it?
- Yeah!
1172
00:54:03,458 --> 00:54:04,458
Oh, my God.
1173
00:54:04,458 --> 00:54:07,417
[giggles] No, baby. It's so sweet!
1174
00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:09,708
- You don't like it. It's all--
- No! No, I love it.
1175
00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:11,625
- I love it. I do. I love it.
- Nah.
1176
00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:13,792
- I love it so much.
- Tatiana!
1177
00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:16,458
- Come here. Come here. I love it.
- Tatiana. Ta--
1178
00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:19,125
- Tatiana.
- What?
1179
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:22,125
I don't wanna crash your dad's car
while we're dry-humping.
1180
00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:27,042
Babe, come look at this spot.
1181
00:54:27,042 --> 00:54:29,708
I think it'd be perfect for the salon. Look.
1182
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,167
Yeah, baby, that's dope.
1183
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:33,958
What are you drinking?
1184
00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:35,792
Oh, it's, uh...
1185
00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:39,083
- "Turmeric" or some shit I don't--
- Turmeric?
1186
00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:40,458
Yeah.
1187
00:54:41,333 --> 00:54:42,333
Anyways, look.
1188
00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:46,750
If we keep staying smart with our money,
more clients coming in, and all goes well,
1189
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,250
this is the spot. That shit fire.
1190
00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:49,417
It's dope. It's perfect.
1191
00:54:49,917 --> 00:54:51,042
No doubt. Yeah.
1192
00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:55,042
You cute. Where you going?
1193
00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:57,292
[sighs]
1194
00:54:58,833 --> 00:55:00,667
Playing in this two-on-two tournament
with Jeremy.
1195
00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:01,750
Word?
1196
00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:03,667
[Kamal] It's like-- [chuckles]
1197
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:06,208
It's a cash prize,
and he asked me to play, so I said yeah.
1198
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:07,833
Okay, I see you.
1199
00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:10,583
- Jeremy got you back outside. Aight.
- [chuckles]
1200
00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:14,583
Look. I really don't want
my pops to find out, all right?
1201
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,333
I don't need him
feeling bad for not being there.
1202
00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:19,375
Okay.
1203
00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:24,167
- I won't say a word...
- Thank you.
1204
00:55:24,167 --> 00:55:25,750
- ...if I can come.
- [stammers]
1205
00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,167
- Yeah.
- [stammers] Look, it's--
1206
00:55:27,167 --> 00:55:29,375
It's gonna be all day,
and I don't want Drew to be there.
1207
00:55:29,375 --> 00:55:32,500
Edith could watch Drew,
and I could be ya little cheerleader,
1208
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:33,958
like back in the days, like,
1209
00:55:33,958 --> 00:55:36,250
- "K-A-M-L".
- Oh, okay. That's how you gonna get me?
1210
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,583
- That's what you gonna do?
- All right, I'm gonna get dressed.
1211
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
["Santeria" playing]
1212
00:56:05,958 --> 00:56:07,958
What up with it, you boss players?
1213
00:56:07,958 --> 00:56:10,500
You ready to go out there
and flambé these fuckboys?
1214
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,333
- [Speedy] What's up, Lamont.
- [exhales deeply]
1215
00:56:12,333 --> 00:56:14,208
I think we about
to fuckin' lose everything.
1216
00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:17,875
Is that Kamal ugly ass? [chuckles]
1217
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,292
- Well, damn.
- [Lamont] Yeah, that's him.
1218
00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:20,542
He still ugly as fuck.
1219
00:56:20,542 --> 00:56:22,167
What's up, boy? [chuckles]
1220
00:56:22,167 --> 00:56:23,792
- [Kamal] What up, bro?
- [Lamont] Ha ha!
1221
00:56:23,792 --> 00:56:25,375
- Hey, you lookin' real fit.
- [Lamont] Hey!
1222
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:26,833
You know I done bossed up, man.
1223
00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:29,792
Regional manager down there at Spectrum
now, you know what I'm talking about?
1224
00:56:29,792 --> 00:56:31,708
I got a house down in San Pedro,
right by the water.
1225
00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:34,292
Real player shit. I know Speedy told you.
1226
00:56:34,292 --> 00:56:36,667
It's like "Mangri-la"
up in that motherfucker.
1227
00:56:36,667 --> 00:56:38,500
I got a stripper pole that's,
like, 30 feet tall.
1228
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,125
The big girls come down fast.
1229
00:56:40,125 --> 00:56:42,458
You should come hang out.
Bring some bitches.
1230
00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:43,708
I'm just saying, man.
1231
00:56:43,708 --> 00:56:46,667
Your boy came a long way
since I was serving fiends in the set.
1232
00:56:46,667 --> 00:56:47,708
Man, I mean, look at me.
1233
00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:49,333
Hold up,
I thought you used to sell pit bulls?
1234
00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:51,250
Nah, nigga, them was Frenchies.
1235
00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:53,833
But that's neither here nor there.
This is what it's about, dog.
1236
00:56:53,833 --> 00:56:55,917
Too bad we can't run together no more.
1237
00:56:55,917 --> 00:56:57,000
[groans]
1238
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,542
- Next time.
- [Lamont] Next time.
1239
00:56:58,542 --> 00:57:00,333
I'ma get up in here and, uh,
you know what I'm saying?
1240
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:03,500
Get my little... [grunting]
...ankle-breaker game together, nigga.
1241
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,625
You better get right, boy,
you know what I'm talkin' bout?
1242
00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:08,583
- Mamba mentality. [grunting]
- [chuckles]
1243
00:57:08,583 --> 00:57:09,833
See you. [grunts]
1244
00:57:11,417 --> 00:57:12,417
[Lorenzo] Hey, yo, 'Mal.
1245
00:57:12,417 --> 00:57:14,000
We meet y'all in the finals, man?
1246
00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:17,000
Throw the game. I'll throw you a rack.
1247
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,583
Just you, though. Not the white man.
1248
00:57:18,583 --> 00:57:20,875
[scoffs] All right, bro.
1249
00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:22,708
- Think about it.
- All right, y'all.
1250
00:57:22,708 --> 00:57:23,625
You're--
1251
00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:25,125
Where Mildred at, though?
1252
00:57:25,125 --> 00:57:26,708
Oh, she had to go to the DMV.
1253
00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:28,833
Nigga, what? Animals can't drive.
1254
00:57:29,833 --> 00:57:31,042
Leave my girl alone.
1255
00:57:31,042 --> 00:57:33,833
Oh, I'ma leave her all the way alone.
1256
00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:35,958
["Billie Eilish" playing]
1257
00:57:43,708 --> 00:57:44,958
West Coast, it's DJ Hed.
1258
00:57:44,958 --> 00:57:47,042
Welcome to
the Veniceball two-on-two tournament.
1259
00:57:47,042 --> 00:57:49,708
$25,000 is on the line.
1260
00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:51,625
Now look, you better bring your A game.
1261
00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:54,417
If you get dunked on,
yo ass is going viral for sure.
1262
00:57:54,417 --> 00:57:56,583
Definitely wanna shout-out to Veniceball
1263
00:57:56,583 --> 00:58:00,417
for sponsoring today's event
at the world-famous Venice Beach.
1264
00:58:00,417 --> 00:58:02,250
Uh, we got a few people out here.
1265
00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:04,875
Uh, shout-out to Home Grown Radio.
They're in the building.
1266
00:58:04,875 --> 00:58:06,083
Uh, who else?
1267
00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:08,250
[DJ Hed continues indistinctly]
1268
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,417
[Imani] You got this, babe.
1269
00:58:09,417 --> 00:58:11,917
You've played on
way bigger stages than this.
1270
00:58:11,917 --> 00:58:13,208
Mm-hmm.
1271
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:15,375
[exhales deeply] Now you tell me,
1272
00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:18,667
what's better than the scent of
salt water and cement on a Saturday?
1273
00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:20,375
Here you are, brother.
1274
00:58:21,042 --> 00:58:22,583
You know, the winner of this tournament
1275
00:58:22,583 --> 00:58:24,250
gets free entry into
the Leimert three-on-three,
1276
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:27,250
- where the cash prize is $500,000.
- [gasps]
1277
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:28,875
I'ma go change.
1278
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,250
What's up with him?
1279
00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:34,167
He hasn't played anything
other than pickup.
1280
00:58:34,167 --> 00:58:35,250
For years.
1281
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:38,750
I mean, he hasn't played organized ball
since the night he got arrested.
1282
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,500
He's just nervous.
1283
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,375
He's gonna be great. He is great.
1284
00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:44,458
He is.
1285
00:58:46,792 --> 00:58:48,625
I love your sandals, by the way.
1286
00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:50,833
[Jeremy] Oh, the Kyotos? Thanks.
1287
00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:53,167
It's, um,
state-of-the-art double-strapped,
1288
00:58:53,167 --> 00:58:54,833
and they're meant to mold to your feet.
1289
00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:56,333
Ground materials made of cork.
1290
00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:57,750
It's like the perfect sandal.
1291
00:58:58,500 --> 00:58:59,958
It's extremely state of the art.
1292
00:59:00,542 --> 00:59:01,542
Okay.
1293
00:59:07,708 --> 00:59:09,208
[rhythmic clapping]
1294
00:59:09,208 --> 00:59:10,458
[chanting] Overrated!
1295
00:59:13,875 --> 00:59:15,042
[heckler]
Do something!
1296
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,125
Fuck are you doing here?
1297
00:59:32,125 --> 00:59:33,708
It's good to see you too, Jimmy.
1298
00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:35,083
It's Jeremy.
1299
00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,750
Yeah, sorry, bro. I meet a lot of people.
1300
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,167
Oh. Is that Kamal Allen?
1301
00:59:42,167 --> 00:59:44,875
Don't be a groupie, bro. Get off his dick.
1302
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,083
Wanna take a pic with him?
1303
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,958
- [whistle blows]
- [DJ Hed] I'm your man, mouthpiece,
1304
00:59:48,958 --> 00:59:50,500
voice of Venice Beach.
1305
00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:53,417
All right now, people.
You know what you came here to see.
1306
00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:58,917
It's that time. Let's get it crackin'!
1307
00:59:58,917 --> 01:00:00,583
[crowd shouting]
1308
01:00:03,917 --> 01:00:07,250
[DJ Hed]
Look at the new fella
stealing the ball from Phil.
1309
01:00:13,917 --> 01:00:14,917
[crowd cheering]
1310
01:00:14,917 --> 01:00:17,958
[DJ Hed]
Oh! Skywalka with a cold block!
1311
01:00:18,542 --> 01:00:19,792
That's embarrassing, bro!
1312
01:00:19,792 --> 01:00:20,875
Had the angle.
1313
01:00:20,875 --> 01:00:21,958
Pass the rock, bro.
1314
01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:31,125
[fans chanting] Defense! Defense!
1315
01:00:32,167 --> 01:00:34,000
[opposing fan]
Can't play without your daddy?
1316
01:00:34,667 --> 01:00:36,125
[spectator] Take the shot!
1317
01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:38,125
[crowd groans]
1318
01:00:40,292 --> 01:00:42,083
Let's go, babe! Let's go!
1319
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:43,750
Come on. Stay in the game, Kamal.
1320
01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:45,833
- Worry about your fuckin' self, man!
- Right here.
1321
01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:50,792
[Duke] Yeah, baby. Yep. Let's go.
1322
01:00:51,375 --> 01:00:53,000
[audience] Overrated!
1323
01:00:53,667 --> 01:00:54,750
Fuck!
1324
01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:58,625
[DJ Hed]
This dude over here waving off picks.
1325
01:00:59,417 --> 01:01:01,250
Man, I thought they was homeys.
1326
01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:09,417
Another easy layup for Phil.
His squad is one away from victory.
1327
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,167
[fans chanting] Defense! Defense! Defense!
1328
01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:20,417
[Jeremy] Wake up, 'Mal! Let's go!
1329
01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:24,708
[DJ Hed]
Duke and Phil,
one basket away from victory.
1330
01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:29,542
Ooh! That's game!
1331
01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:34,500
Duke Skywalka and Phil Williamson wins
and moves onto the next round.
1332
01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:36,625
[opposing fan]
Hey, Kamal, where's your dad?
1333
01:01:37,958 --> 01:01:40,042
What was that?
You were on another planet out there.
1334
01:01:40,042 --> 01:01:41,375
Fuck you talkin' about, man?
1335
01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:42,875
You in a pissing contest with that dude
1336
01:01:42,875 --> 01:01:44,583
'cause you care
what people think about you.
1337
01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:46,917
We just got shit on because
you think you're too good to be here,
1338
01:01:46,917 --> 01:01:49,083
and I care too much
about what other people think?
1339
01:01:51,042 --> 01:01:52,750
You know you're the reason we lost, right?
1340
01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:55,917
When are you gonna be a grown fucking
man and get outta your own way?
1341
01:01:55,917 --> 01:01:57,250
[Kamal] Grown man?
1342
01:01:57,250 --> 01:02:00,750
Yo, you 27 years old with two bum knees,
still trying to make it to the league.
1343
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,500
- You're a disappointment.
- The fuck you say to me?
1344
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:03,583
Kamal!
1345
01:02:03,583 --> 01:02:05,708
Say that shit again!
You say that shit again!
1346
01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:07,792
Fucking say it!
Say it again, motherfucker!
1347
01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:09,792
Get this fucker off of me!
Say that shit again!
1348
01:02:09,792 --> 01:02:12,083
- Get your fucking head checked!
- Fuck you, bitch!
1349
01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:13,000
Go back to VTX.
1350
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,333
Fuck you, and fuck VTX, bitch!
1351
01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:20,375
[Lamont] You niggas are sabotaging the
gentrification of this fine community.
1352
01:02:20,375 --> 01:02:23,125
If I wanted gangster shit,
I would've stayed in the set!
1353
01:02:23,437 --> 01:02:25,083
[Lamont]
...and let's go get lattes, nigga.
1354
01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:27,292
He just choked
the shit out that white boy.
1355
01:02:27,292 --> 01:02:28,375
That shit crazy.
1356
01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:30,583
I bet it goes viral for sure.
1357
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:32,125
- Wow.
- [Kamal] Bob, come on.
1358
01:02:32,125 --> 01:02:34,208
This doesn't even
have anything to do with work.
1359
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,583
Hmm.
1360
01:02:35,583 --> 01:02:38,375
- [Jeremy]
Go back to VTX.
- [Kamal]
Fuck you, and fuck VTX, bitch!
1361
01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:39,333
Mmm.
1362
01:02:39,333 --> 01:02:41,583
Okay,
clearly they took that outta context.
1363
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:43,792
Sorry, bud. I'm gonna have to let you go.
1364
01:02:44,917 --> 01:02:45,917
What?
1365
01:02:45,917 --> 01:02:47,833
This went all the way up
to corporate, man.
1366
01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:48,917
I don't like talking to them.
1367
01:02:48,917 --> 01:02:50,875
They wanted me to fire you
over the phone, and I said,
1368
01:02:50,875 --> 01:02:53,167
"No. We're buds. We've shared something.
1369
01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:54,750
I've offered him edibles."
1370
01:02:55,708 --> 01:02:56,708
Oh.
1371
01:02:57,625 --> 01:02:59,667
Oh, they're gonna fire me too. Shit.
1372
01:02:59,667 --> 01:03:02,875
So, that's it? I'm really done?
1373
01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:06,458
[Bobby] You? Definitely. Yes.
Uh, s-sorry, buddy. You are done.
1374
01:03:08,708 --> 01:03:11,375
I guess I was being a little tougher
than normal on Jacoby or whatever,
1375
01:03:11,375 --> 01:03:14,542
but dude totally lost his shit
and went full Latrell Sprewell on me,
1376
01:03:14,542 --> 01:03:17,917
which is crazy 'cause
he's too young to even get that reference.
1377
01:03:20,042 --> 01:03:23,000
Latrell Sprewell choked P.J. Carlesimo
at practice.
1378
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,792
P.J. Carlesimo was his coach
on the Warrior--
1379
01:03:24,792 --> 01:03:26,750
- Booked all day with clients, huh?
- [clamoring on phone]
1380
01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:27,667
[Kamal]
Say it again!
1381
01:03:27,667 --> 01:03:29,500
[Jeremy]
Yo, go get your fucking head checked!
1382
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:30,583
Go back to VTX.
1383
01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:33,500
- What, do you have a Google Alert on me?
- [Kamal]
Fuck you, and fuck VTX!
1384
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:34,583
Fuck you.
1385
01:03:36,708 --> 01:03:38,208
Look, I know you hate it,
1386
01:03:38,208 --> 01:03:40,833
but my body feels great right now,
and my game's evolving.
1387
01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:42,583
There's plenty of ways to play ball
these days.
1388
01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:44,417
You don't have to go to the NBA
to make a living.
1389
01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:46,000
I am working overtime,
1390
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,833
killing myself to support us
1391
01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:49,958
while you are gambling
and lying to my face about it.
1392
01:03:51,167 --> 01:03:52,375
What are you doing?
1393
01:03:52,875 --> 01:03:54,208
I got the offer to go on tour.
1394
01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:55,292
I leave Saturday.
1395
01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:57,083
For how long?
1396
01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:00,000
That's your response?
1397
01:04:01,292 --> 01:04:04,500
I mean, it's just incredibly unlike you
to jump into something so quickly.
1398
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:08,000
You cannot even get past your inflated
fucking ego to be excited for me.
1399
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,292
That's really all I wanted.
1400
01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:11,833
[scoffs]
1401
01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:13,625
Yeah. Right.
1402
01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:15,917
You're going to walk out
like you always do
1403
01:04:15,917 --> 01:04:17,583
because you can't handle the truth.
1404
01:04:17,583 --> 01:04:20,167
We're living in
your parents' old apartment
1405
01:04:20,167 --> 01:04:22,583
while you're lying to me
to chase a dead dream,
1406
01:04:22,583 --> 01:04:26,167
and I put my life on hold
because I'm afraid of leaving you behind.
1407
01:04:26,167 --> 01:04:27,833
You are tragic, Jeremy.
1408
01:04:27,833 --> 01:04:30,000
Yeah, go! Get the fuck out of here.
1409
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,333
You know what, take these.
You're gonna fucking need them! [shrieks]
1410
01:04:40,167 --> 01:04:41,167
[Jeremy grunts]
1411
01:04:41,167 --> 01:04:43,250
["Kage Story" playing]
1412
01:04:45,292 --> 01:04:46,750
[sighs]
1413
01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:55,125
[Benji]
Body's not tired, your mind is weak!
1414
01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:58,208
You got haters in your head
trying to stop you from being great.
1415
01:04:58,208 --> 01:05:00,458
Get 'em out your head! [grunts, winces]
1416
01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:01,625
Pop.
1417
01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:02,708
I'm good, I'm good.
1418
01:05:02,708 --> 01:05:04,750
Don't you worry about me.
Shoot it! Shoot it!
1419
01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:06,833
[music continues]
1420
01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:15,917
[Benji] Don't you worry about your mother.
I'll always be there for you, son.
1421
01:05:23,542 --> 01:05:24,875
[crowd cheers]
1422
01:05:30,042 --> 01:05:33,708
[fans chanting] Overrated! Overrated!
1423
01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:35,625
[opposing fan] Kamal, where's your dad?
1424
01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:38,000
He run out on you too?
1425
01:05:42,625 --> 01:05:44,458
[sports commenter]
Can't believe this.
This is crazy.
1426
01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:46,792
He's going into the stands.
I've never seen...
1427
01:05:46,792 --> 01:05:48,042
[music continues]
1428
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,208
[people clamoring, screaming]
1429
01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:11,125
[music fades]
1430
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,125
[sniffles]
1431
01:06:16,167 --> 01:06:19,708
[sports commenter]
Another field goal
for Gonzaga by Jeremy Crandall.
1432
01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:21,167
The way he's been playing this season,
1433
01:06:21,167 --> 01:06:24,417
it's really just a question of
when he wants to register for the draft--
1434
01:06:42,167 --> 01:06:43,167
[sniffs]
1435
01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:45,125
[sighs]
1436
01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:46,458
["Doin' Time" playing]
1437
01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:47,542
Check up.
1438
01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:50,833
[Andy] Ball, ball, ball.
1439
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:53,458
Ball! Give me the ball, man.
1440
01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:57,125
Goddamn it, Andy! Wake the fuck up!
This means cut!
1441
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,833
Ball, ball! Ball! Ball!
1442
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:02,458
Throw the ball, you fucking normie.
1443
01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:05,000
- Okay.
- [Jeremy] Ball, ball! Ball!
1444
01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:10,583
There's a million people who wanna
play this game for a living just like you.
1445
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:13,583
Wake the fuck up! Check ball. Check ball!
1446
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:17,333
Hey, yo, look at my fucking calves
poppin' in these plyometrics.
1447
01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:18,792
Look at 'em.
1448
01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:20,333
I'll get you a pair. It's $200.
1449
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,708
Everything okay, Jeremy?
1450
01:07:29,208 --> 01:07:30,625
Fucking love you, Susie.
1451
01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:34,083
Yo, who got next?
1452
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,542
That's your stance?
1453
01:07:37,542 --> 01:07:41,417
You're gonna try and guard me all bent
over like you're playing through sciatica?
1454
01:07:41,417 --> 01:07:44,000
Man, shut the fuck up, you old-ass loser.
1455
01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:46,375
[Jeremy scoffs]
1456
01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:48,625
You think you're tough, huh?
You lil bitch.
1457
01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,333
[music fades]
1458
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:51,542
[Kamal] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1459
01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:54,958
Hey, back the fuck up!
Back the fuck up! The fuck did I say?
1460
01:07:54,958 --> 01:07:56,083
[player] Man, fuck this.
1461
01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:58,625
Yeah.
1462
01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:01,083
Fuck is wrong with you, bro?
1463
01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:03,250
Gonna fuck around and get your
ass whooped by a couple TikTokers?
1464
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,458
What are you doing here?
1465
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:07,625
Look, man. I came to apologize, all right?
1466
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,083
[groans]
1467
01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:10,792
What the fuck, man, you drunk?
1468
01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:14,833
My girl found out I lied to her
because you made me a fucking meme!
1469
01:08:14,833 --> 01:08:17,167
So you lie to your girl,
and it's my fucking fault?
1470
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:19,417
Try me.
1471
01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:20,917
Try me!
1472
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,000
[Mooch] Yo, Jeremy.
1473
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,292
You are done, bro.
1474
01:08:25,292 --> 01:08:27,042
You're like-- You're done, done.
1475
01:08:27,042 --> 01:08:28,583
Like I'm taking a picture of you,
1476
01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:30,042
and I'm puttin' it behind the front desk
1477
01:08:30,042 --> 01:08:31,542
with all the other weirdo motherfuckers
1478
01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:34,500
that can't come in here
to charge their phone or wash their feet.
1479
01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:35,625
Come on, go!
1480
01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:39,667
The fuck is you wearing?
1481
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:42,875
See, that's why
y'all don't do that shit, y'all.
1482
01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:46,750
[Imani speaking indistinctly]
1483
01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:49,500
- Be chill, I'm holding ya head still.
- [Edith] Girl, check me out.
1484
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,208
Keep your head still. Do not do anything.
1485
01:08:51,208 --> 01:08:53,500
It needs to go.
I thought you was keepin' it still.
1486
01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:55,250
Hi.
1487
01:08:56,542 --> 01:08:58,000
Well, hello to you too.
1488
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:00,458
Hey.
1489
01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:05,000
- Okay.
- Did you apologize to Jeremy?
1490
01:09:06,417 --> 01:09:07,708
Babe, um...
1491
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:11,333
Bobby let me go.
1492
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,708
Oh. He ain't having his money on the 1st.
1493
01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:18,292
I'm gonna step outside
and let this color settle.
1494
01:09:18,292 --> 01:09:19,375
[sighs]
1495
01:09:19,375 --> 01:09:22,208
All right, look. Before you say anything,
everything's gonna be okay, all right?
1496
01:09:22,208 --> 01:09:24,458
Okay. What's the plan?
1497
01:09:25,292 --> 01:09:27,583
I don't know yet. I just need
a couple days to figure it out.
1498
01:09:28,708 --> 01:09:30,042
Okay. All right.
1499
01:09:30,542 --> 01:09:32,208
We'll just--
We'll just find you a new job.
1500
01:09:32,208 --> 01:09:33,125
What?
1501
01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:35,292
- I'll ask Edith if Nordstroms is hiring.
- The job-- Edith, what--
1502
01:09:35,292 --> 01:09:37,292
- We can take it from there.
- It's bad enough I'm working at VTX.
1503
01:09:37,292 --> 01:09:39,667
Yo, people asking me every day
if I'm who I used to be?
1504
01:09:39,667 --> 01:09:41,542
I don't wanna work at no damn Nordstroms!
1505
01:09:41,542 --> 01:09:43,333
Whoa. Your tone.
1506
01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:46,208
You think I wanna sit here
and glue wigs in this living room?
1507
01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:47,667
No, I don't, but guess what?
1508
01:09:47,667 --> 01:09:49,458
It's not about what I want, Kamal.
1509
01:09:51,708 --> 01:09:53,042
What do you wanna do? Hmm?
1510
01:09:54,417 --> 01:09:57,875
'Cause everything about you
screams what you don't wanna do.
1511
01:09:58,542 --> 01:10:01,000
I actually don't know
what the fuck you wanna do.
1512
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:05,167
[cell phone ringing]
1513
01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:08,500
[sighing]
1514
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,750
- [scoffs] Fucking joke.
- [phone stops ringing]
1515
01:10:12,167 --> 01:10:13,167
Hello?
1516
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,500
Excuse me.
1517
01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:20,375
Excuse me.
1518
01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:22,667
I'm here to see Benji Allen. I'm his son.
1519
01:10:22,667 --> 01:10:24,375
[nurse] Yeah. Just one visitor at a time.
1520
01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:25,458
- Sit.
- Go.
1521
01:10:25,458 --> 01:10:26,583
All right.
1522
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:28,625
- [whispering] Come here, baby.
- Go with Mommy, buddy, okay?
1523
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:29,875
All right.
1524
01:10:30,542 --> 01:10:31,917
[machine beeping]
1525
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,167
[door closes]
1526
01:10:37,625 --> 01:10:38,625
Hey, Pop.
1527
01:10:40,542 --> 01:10:41,542
Hey.
1528
01:10:43,958 --> 01:10:45,250
So, what they sayin'?
1529
01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:49,875
You know I know more about my health
than they ever do.
1530
01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:50,958
[chuckles]
1531
01:10:52,208 --> 01:10:55,417
Gonzaga must've missed
a lot of open shots to get you that upset.
1532
01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:58,875
- [Benji groans]
- I'm sorry, Pop.
1533
01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:05,333
I'm sorry I keep making
the same stupid fucking mistakes.
1534
01:11:07,958 --> 01:11:10,417
And you're not supposed to be
living like this, I'll--
1535
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:13,833
I'm sorry for letting you down.
1536
01:11:15,583 --> 01:11:17,167
[Benji] Is that what you think?
1537
01:11:19,917 --> 01:11:21,292
You let me down?
1538
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,042
[sighs] I hid my illness
thinking I was protecting you.
1539
01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:29,667
I was scared,
and so I made you scared too.
1540
01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:32,500
I'm the one who let you down, son.
1541
01:11:34,792 --> 01:11:36,000
[Benji stammers, sighs]
1542
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,833
I don't give a damn about the NBA.
1543
01:11:40,042 --> 01:11:44,583
My biggest regret is not giving you
the tools to work through your problems.
1544
01:11:46,875 --> 01:11:49,792
It's time to stop punishing yourself
just 'cause...
1545
01:11:49,792 --> 01:11:52,208
[sighs]
...things didn't work out how we hoped.
1546
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:58,333
Your family deserves to know
the joyful you,
1547
01:11:58,333 --> 01:12:00,625
not the guy with a chip on his shoulder.
1548
01:12:02,458 --> 01:12:04,708
And I was so happy to see
you playing ball again.
1549
01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:10,375
'Cause I still remember how much
you used to love it.
1550
01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:11,917
That's right, that's right.
1551
01:12:11,917 --> 01:12:13,375
Come on. Keep going.
1552
01:12:14,083 --> 01:12:15,542
How much it got you through.
1553
01:12:16,792 --> 01:12:18,750
Oh, yes! Yeah! Did you see that?
1554
01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:22,042
I'm sorry I took away that joy.
1555
01:12:22,042 --> 01:12:23,583
But you didn't, though, Pop.
1556
01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:26,542
I still love the game.
1557
01:12:28,542 --> 01:12:29,958
And you gave it to me.
1558
01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:34,417
It was our game.
1559
01:12:35,292 --> 01:12:36,292
[sniffles]
1560
01:12:36,792 --> 01:12:38,083
It'll always be our game.
1561
01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:41,208
[chuckles]
1562
01:12:48,417 --> 01:12:50,542
[sniffles, kisses]
1563
01:12:50,542 --> 01:12:53,667
[crying]
1564
01:12:53,667 --> 01:12:55,250
[sighs]
1565
01:12:57,167 --> 01:12:58,583
[cries]
1566
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,375
- What's up, bro?
- What's happening?
1567
01:13:08,375 --> 01:13:09,583
What's up, y'all?
1568
01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:10,667
Is he cool?
1569
01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:12,458
I don't know.
1570
01:13:13,250 --> 01:13:16,875
They're monitoring him,
and they'll call if his vitals drop.
1571
01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:23,875
[sniffles, exhales deeply]
1572
01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:25,458
Hey, y'all still trying to play in
1573
01:13:25,458 --> 01:13:27,208
that basketball tournament in Leimert?
1574
01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:31,333
Look, I'm not even
gonna hold you, bro, that's...
1575
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:35,208
That's a big-ass event, bro,
with a whole bunch of pressure, man.
1576
01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:38,208
- I don't wanna fuck yo shit up.
- Oh, come on. Fuck the pressure, man.
1577
01:13:38,208 --> 01:13:41,042
Look, I don't want Drew growing up
thinking that his father was a quitter.
1578
01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,667
Look, man. Even if we wanted to,
1579
01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:47,083
tell me how are we supposed to find
$7,500 for the entry fee by this weekend?
1580
01:13:47,083 --> 01:13:48,125
True.
1581
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:49,750
There's gotta be a way.
1582
01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:51,875
I do got a boy.
1583
01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:53,625
He's good at taking pictures.
1584
01:13:53,625 --> 01:13:56,833
He could probably set up a OnlyFans
if you put on little-ass VTX shorts,
1585
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:58,542
he could photoshop
your bulge a little bit bigger.
1586
01:13:58,542 --> 01:14:01,292
You actin' as a postman.
We know what you deliver.
1587
01:14:01,292 --> 01:14:02,875
What if I put five grand on it?
1588
01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:04,417
From my salon money.
1589
01:14:05,042 --> 01:14:08,750
Babe. I'm not gambling your salon money
on a basketball game.
1590
01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:11,292
You're not. I'm gambling on my husband.
1591
01:14:11,792 --> 01:14:14,500
- [Kamal] What if we lose?
- Not worried about you losing.
1592
01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:16,917
I'm worried about
you missing out on a opportunity
1593
01:14:16,917 --> 01:14:18,542
to show the world that you that nigga.
1594
01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:20,083
So with that being said,
1595
01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:22,167
I need you to go out there
and win that money.
1596
01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:28,583
- Love you.
- Love you.
1597
01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:31,708
This is why Black love is so pivotal.
1598
01:14:31,708 --> 01:14:33,208
'Cause five minutes ago,
1599
01:14:33,208 --> 01:14:36,542
Speedy was thinking that you was gonna
put on that black ski mask and get active.
1600
01:14:36,542 --> 01:14:37,458
Man--
1601
01:14:37,458 --> 01:14:39,917
- [Speedy] I didn't mean like that, I was...
- [Lorenzo] No, he did.
1602
01:14:39,917 --> 01:14:41,417
Y'all figure out that other 2,500.
1603
01:14:41,417 --> 01:14:42,750
How we supposed to do that?
1604
01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:44,375
You could ask Mildred.
1605
01:14:45,042 --> 01:14:46,833
I can't. We on a break right now.
1606
01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:48,458
Oh. That's good, nigga.
1607
01:14:48,458 --> 01:14:50,333
She didn't really understand
my love language.
1608
01:14:50,333 --> 01:14:51,250
Mmm.
1609
01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:54,375
She thought it was gift giving,
but I'm more about physical touch.
1610
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:57,792
Well, the greatest gift she could give you
is not touching you.
1611
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:00,333
You know what? I got you.
1612
01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:02,208
Nurse! My man needs some help.
1613
01:15:02,208 --> 01:15:04,417
He has an affinity for
fat-ass white women.
1614
01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:06,583
["What U See Is What U Get" playing]
1615
01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,083
What's up, all my beautiful people?
1616
01:15:12,083 --> 01:15:14,625
We live from
the historic Leimert Park Village
1617
01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:16,625
for the three-on-three Village Classic.
1618
01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:20,000
Oh, and it's going down, where the top
players in the city get to square off
1619
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,625
for a grand prize of $500,000.
1620
01:15:23,625 --> 01:15:26,667
Ooh-wee, that's a lot of money
on the table today, baby.
1621
01:15:26,667 --> 01:15:29,542
We got the legendary DJ Battlecat
in the house tonight.
1622
01:15:29,542 --> 01:15:31,167
I go by the name of QwessCoast.
1623
01:15:31,167 --> 01:15:34,208
I gotta give a special shout-out to
all the sponsors in the house.
1624
01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:36,458
[grunts] You're a big boy now.
1625
01:15:37,042 --> 01:15:39,000
- What you doing back there? All right?
- Yeah.
1626
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,542
- What's going on?
- [Lorenzo] Yeah, yeah.
1627
01:15:40,542 --> 01:15:41,667
[Lorenzo] Got the kid. Ooh!
1628
01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:43,875
Whoop-de-whoo, whoop-de-whoo. [scatting]
1629
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:45,708
- [Lorenzo mutters]
- You okay?
1630
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:46,917
Nah, I'm good.
1631
01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:48,875
Baby, relax.
1632
01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:50,167
You're gonna do amazing.
1633
01:15:50,167 --> 01:15:51,250
Thanks, bub.
1634
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:55,708
[car speakers: "Shape Of You" playing]
1635
01:16:08,125 --> 01:16:09,250
Who invited him?
1636
01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:10,583
Just talk to him.
1637
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:11,667
For me?
1638
01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:13,250
- Please?
- [Lorenzo] Talk to him for what?
1639
01:16:13,250 --> 01:16:14,833
Nigga, ain't he the opps?
1640
01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:20,083
It's cool.
1641
01:16:20,667 --> 01:16:22,083
Go with Mom, okay?
1642
01:16:22,667 --> 01:16:23,500
I'll be back.
1643
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:25,833
- Don't let him rub nothin' on you.
- Don't drink one of them juices.
1644
01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:27,667
Yeah, bro.
Can't have yo booty leaking on the court.
1645
01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:29,583
- [Speedy] Mm-mmm.
- [Imani] Don't do that.
1646
01:16:30,875 --> 01:16:32,417
[song blaring on car speakers]
1647
01:16:32,417 --> 01:16:34,708
Yo.
1648
01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:39,917
'Sup?
1649
01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:43,125
I came here to move past the bullshit
1650
01:16:43,125 --> 01:16:45,625
and see if
I can help you guys win this thing.
1651
01:16:48,792 --> 01:16:50,750
- Can you turn that shit down?
- Yeah, my bad.
1652
01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:52,917
[music stops]
1653
01:17:00,792 --> 01:17:01,792
You were right, man.
1654
01:17:01,792 --> 01:17:03,292
I was selfish.
1655
01:17:03,292 --> 01:17:05,167
I've never been able
to make a living off hoop.
1656
01:17:05,167 --> 01:17:06,542
My body's gone to shit.
1657
01:17:06,542 --> 01:17:08,917
Who knows if I was even good enough
before I got hurt,
1658
01:17:08,917 --> 01:17:12,042
but I have to grow up
or I'm gonna lose Tati for good.
1659
01:17:12,042 --> 01:17:14,375
She's the only thing in my life
that actually matters.
1660
01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:16,458
I've been chasing basketball
instead of doing right by her.
1661
01:17:16,458 --> 01:17:18,792
Bro, what are you doing
here at a basketball tournament?
1662
01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:21,583
I-- I came here
to help you redeem yourself.
1663
01:17:22,125 --> 01:17:24,750
[chuckles] Get the fuck outta here.
1664
01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:27,042
- You need money. That's it.
- Oh, no doubt.
1665
01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:29,333
If I'm in the same spot I was in
1666
01:17:29,333 --> 01:17:31,125
when she gets back from tour
with those big shots,
1667
01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:32,292
I'm finished.
1668
01:17:32,292 --> 01:17:34,458
But I wanna let you know
this is my last dance.
1669
01:17:34,458 --> 01:17:36,750
I'm playing to win. That's all.
1670
01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,292
Who you playing with?
1671
01:17:39,292 --> 01:17:41,500
Imani said
you guys might need an extra body.
1672
01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:43,792
Each team gets an alternate or something.
1673
01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:45,083
Right.
1674
01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:54,458
But your ass is coming off the bench.
1675
01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,500
Who we playing with? Bron and AD?
1676
01:18:00,250 --> 01:18:02,292
Okay. It's your squad.
1677
01:18:02,292 --> 01:18:03,500
I'm just here to help.
1678
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:04,667
We cool?
1679
01:18:11,625 --> 01:18:12,625
Fuck yes.
1680
01:18:13,417 --> 01:18:15,083
["Come Down" playing]
1681
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,208
All right, Speedy, I need
you locked in on defense, all right?
1682
01:18:25,208 --> 01:18:27,208
Hitting open shots. Don't force shit.
1683
01:18:27,708 --> 01:18:30,125
You really gonna chastise me
in front of the white man?
1684
01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:31,708
In this Black community?
1685
01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:32,792
Speaking of.
1686
01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:34,833
This area's kind of a untapped gem, huh?
1687
01:18:34,833 --> 01:18:37,792
Me and my buddies were thinking
we might find a couple spots over here.
1688
01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:40,750
Stop-- Why is this pilgrim here?
1689
01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,625
He's an alternate,
but I can send his ass home.
1690
01:18:42,625 --> 01:18:43,667
Please.
1691
01:18:43,667 --> 01:18:45,417
[Kamal]
He's just here in case somebody gets hurt.
1692
01:18:45,417 --> 01:18:47,542
[Lorenzo] We don't need that.
I ain't never been hurt. Ever.
1693
01:18:47,542 --> 01:18:48,625
Well, good, bruh,
1694
01:18:48,625 --> 01:18:50,417
'cause I need your ass
to be down there in the paint,
1695
01:18:50,417 --> 01:18:51,500
boxing motherfuckers out.
1696
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:53,333
We win or lose by you gettin' big today.
1697
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:56,500
- I'm in there. It's nothing to me.
- And I'm here whenever you guys need me.
1698
01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:59,750
For what, a mantra,
a deep tissue massage, the fuck?
1699
01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:01,375
Look, fuck all that. We lose, we go home.
1700
01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:04,625
We win, we make more money today
than we've all ever seen in our lives.
1701
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:05,708
Let's do it.
1702
01:19:06,917 --> 01:19:08,292
Coz motivated today, I see.
1703
01:19:08,292 --> 01:19:09,625
[Kamal]
That's what we doing now?
1704
01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:11,583
Yeah, that's how we gonna play. [grunts]
1705
01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:14,583
And this bro done stole on me
and ran like a little bitch.
1706
01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:17,625
Cuh was on ESPN in high school.
1707
01:19:17,625 --> 01:19:20,500
Oh, shit.
1708
01:19:21,208 --> 01:19:22,417
That's right.
1709
01:19:22,417 --> 01:19:24,083
Daddy's boy.
1710
01:19:24,083 --> 01:19:26,167
I wish we could see y'all on the court.
1711
01:19:26,667 --> 01:19:28,542
I'll probably see you in the parking lot.
1712
01:19:28,542 --> 01:19:30,000
You thought I forgot?
1713
01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:32,958
Pull up on your little tournament.
1714
01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:40,083
Space Jam ... [laughs]
featuring Justin Bieber. [laughs]
1715
01:19:43,167 --> 01:19:45,333
Wait, you guys are all cousins?
1716
01:19:46,542 --> 01:19:47,542
See?
1717
01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:51,000
["Down Bad" playing]
1718
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:54,792
[QwessCoast]
Local high school legend,
Kamal Allen,
1719
01:19:54,792 --> 01:19:56,167
leading the blue team.
1720
01:19:58,542 --> 01:20:01,292
[QwessCoast]
And it's good! Hello!
1721
01:20:01,292 --> 01:20:03,125
He still got it, ladies and gentlemen.
1722
01:20:04,292 --> 01:20:05,292
Hands up! Hands up!
1723
01:20:05,958 --> 01:20:08,000
- [Lorenzo] Come on!
- Let's go!
1724
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,333
- Where's the foul?
- He ripped you!
1725
01:20:09,333 --> 01:20:10,917
That's not on me. That's you.
1726
01:20:10,917 --> 01:20:12,708
Ball! I got him, I got him!
1727
01:20:19,958 --> 01:20:21,167
- [crowd cheers]
- [QwessCoast]
Ooh!
1728
01:20:21,167 --> 01:20:23,208
I'm gettin' flashbacks, baby.
1729
01:20:23,208 --> 01:20:26,208
Kamal Allen's bounce is still here!
1730
01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:31,125
- [spectator] Oh, my God! Take him home!
- Let's fucking go!
1731
01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:33,000
- [spectator] Take him home!
- Check up! Come on!
1732
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:39,917
[QwessCoast]
Kamal Allen with the rock.
1733
01:20:39,917 --> 01:20:41,583
Oh, he got him on lock.
1734
01:20:42,292 --> 01:20:44,833
Danny Brown got the best defense in town!
1735
01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:47,125
Switch, switch. Switch!
1736
01:20:48,542 --> 01:20:50,458
[Lorenzo grunts]
1737
01:20:54,208 --> 01:20:57,125
[QwessCoast]
Oh, my God!
1738
01:20:59,167 --> 01:21:01,292
I know this nigga Haitian.
His ancestors made me trip.
1739
01:21:01,292 --> 01:21:02,833
Man-- Man, check that shit up.
1740
01:21:05,542 --> 01:21:06,542
Swing it!
1741
01:21:07,833 --> 01:21:10,375
[QwessCoast]
Kamal Allen's been on lock, man.
1742
01:21:10,375 --> 01:21:13,000
It's like he on work release.
He can't never get out.
1743
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,333
Throw that shit, I got it!
1744
01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:23,917
- Come on, man!
- That's what you came to do?
1745
01:21:23,917 --> 01:21:26,583
Time-out, man! Time-out!
1746
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:29,083
- [QwessCoast]
Time-out, blue squad!
- Man, watch out.
1747
01:21:30,250 --> 01:21:32,000
Hey, man,
what you doing throwing up that bullshit?
1748
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,708
You can't be out here
playing so fucking soft.
1749
01:21:33,708 --> 01:21:35,458
- Soft? Man, you saw me slippin'.
- [Speedy] Shut up.
1750
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,333
The sun got in my eyes,
and all kinds of shit--
1751
01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:39,500
[Jeremy] No! No. The spacing is trash.
1752
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,292
Everyone's watching each other
play iso ball.
1753
01:21:41,292 --> 01:21:43,125
Have you ever heard of team basketball?
1754
01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:45,625
[no audible dialogue]
1755
01:21:45,625 --> 01:21:47,625
'Mal. What's happening? Talk to me.
1756
01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:50,917
- Are you good?
- Yeah. I'm good.
1757
01:21:50,917 --> 01:21:52,917
- Are you sure?
- Yes, bro. I'm good, I'm sure.
1758
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,000
You're in.
1759
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:55,958
For who?
1760
01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:57,583
Renzo.
1761
01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:59,208
[stammers] What the fuck?
1762
01:21:59,208 --> 01:22:01,167
What-- [stammering] Wait, wait, wait.
1763
01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:03,917
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what do you mean, bruh?
1764
01:22:05,042 --> 01:22:06,042
It's for the best.
1765
01:22:06,042 --> 01:22:07,125
It's for the best?
1766
01:22:08,333 --> 01:22:10,083
That's how they got us on the boat.
1767
01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:12,333
Hey. Look, your man's overplaying you
every time.
1768
01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:14,208
Just cut backdoor, I'll find you.
1769
01:22:15,167 --> 01:22:16,167
Bet.
1770
01:22:17,875 --> 01:22:19,000
You sure you're good?
1771
01:22:20,167 --> 01:22:21,583
Yeah. I'm good.
1772
01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:24,500
All right.
1773
01:22:27,083 --> 01:22:30,917
[breathing deeply]
1774
01:22:42,917 --> 01:22:45,500
And breathe out, 'Mal. Just breathe.
1775
01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:49,000
[both breathing deeply]
1776
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:52,083
Yo. What the fuck are y'all doing?
1777
01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:53,958
[whistle blows]
1778
01:22:54,917 --> 01:22:56,292
[QwessCoast]
All right, it looks like
1779
01:22:56,292 --> 01:22:59,375
Kamal Allen has subbed in
one of his partners for...
1780
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,042
a white boy?
1781
01:23:08,125 --> 01:23:10,542
[QwessCoast]
Pass inside to Allen
with the spin!
1782
01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:15,000
Let's go!
1783
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,500
[QwessCoast]
Looks like the white boy's
working out!
1784
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,292
[QwessCoast]
Off the step back!
1785
01:23:36,292 --> 01:23:38,500
-
He drains the three!
- Stay focused.
1786
01:23:51,792 --> 01:23:54,042
[sound muffles]
1787
01:24:07,083 --> 01:24:08,833
- [sound returns]
- [cheering]
1788
01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:15,708
[QwessCoast]
What have I just witnessed, people?
1789
01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:18,417
The blue team is headed to the chip!
1790
01:24:18,417 --> 01:24:20,500
Y'all act like white men can't dunk.
1791
01:24:28,417 --> 01:24:29,583
[QwessCoast]
All right, now.
1792
01:24:29,583 --> 01:24:33,375
This is it, people.
A half a million dollars on the line.
1793
01:24:33,375 --> 01:24:35,875
The competition is fierce!
1794
01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:39,125
[crowd clamors]
1795
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,375
[QwessCoast]
But Sweeney and the red team
are answering every point
1796
01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:45,458
with their own.
1797
01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:51,708
This that tit for tat,
dog-eat-dog streetball.
1798
01:25:03,167 --> 01:25:04,833
We're at game point, people.
1799
01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:09,917
The next team to sink a basket
1800
01:25:09,917 --> 01:25:14,292
wins the tournament and $500,000.
1801
01:25:14,958 --> 01:25:17,000
- [grunts]
- [knees crunch]
1802
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:19,125
- [crowd] Oh!
- [grunts]
1803
01:25:19,125 --> 01:25:20,958
[whistle blows]
1804
01:25:20,958 --> 01:25:25,000
- [winces, groans]
- [QwessCoast]
Aw, damn. That shit hurts.
1805
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,083
[Kamal] You okay?
1806
01:25:27,250 --> 01:25:28,250
Talk to me.
1807
01:25:28,875 --> 01:25:31,208
Come on, man. Come on. I got you. Come on.
1808
01:25:32,167 --> 01:25:34,958
[QwessCoast]
Come on, y'all.
Clap it up! Clap it up!
1809
01:25:35,917 --> 01:25:38,750
[scoffs] Oh, look,
they wanna clap and shit.
1810
01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:42,667
Can't go out like this again, 'Mal.
Not again. I can't.
1811
01:25:42,667 --> 01:25:45,208
You're not going out like this, all right?
You got us here.
1812
01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:47,500
We're gonna take it home for you.
I got you.
1813
01:25:48,125 --> 01:25:50,000
Take your weak ass home, white boy.
1814
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,333
Shut the fuck up.
1815
01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:52,583
The fuck you say to me?
1816
01:25:52,583 --> 01:25:55,458
I already owe your homeboy
a ass whooping, what's up?
1817
01:25:55,458 --> 01:25:57,208
- What'd you say?
- It's fine. Fuck this guy.
1818
01:25:57,208 --> 01:25:59,708
Yeah, big time. Where yo daddy at?
I might fuck coz up too.
1819
01:25:59,708 --> 01:26:01,125
- Fuck did you say to me?
- Yeah, yeah.
1820
01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:03,250
Say that shit again, bitch. Say it again.
1821
01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:04,542
[opposing fan] Get off me, bro!
1822
01:26:04,542 --> 01:26:06,708
[people clamoring, screaming]
1823
01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:10,083
[shouting indistinctly]
1824
01:26:10,083 --> 01:26:12,333
[Jeremy] Hey. Hey.
1825
01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:13,708
Hey!
1826
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:17,833
Breathe. I got this.
1827
01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:22,542
- [breathes deeply]
- I got this.
1828
01:26:24,250 --> 01:26:25,250
Look, coz...
1829
01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:29,458
- Man, don't hobble your ass over here.
- No, we don't want any issues, okay?
1830
01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:31,625
All we want is peace.
I'm sure we can solve this.
1831
01:26:31,625 --> 01:26:32,750
Man, what?
1832
01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:34,667
You know, me and the guys were just--
1833
01:26:34,667 --> 01:26:35,750
[crowd clamors]
1834
01:26:36,792 --> 01:26:38,208
Hey, he a nigga now, huh?
1835
01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:39,458
Hey, get him, man!
1836
01:26:39,458 --> 01:26:41,625
- [people clamoring and shouting]
- [whistle blowing]
1837
01:26:42,708 --> 01:26:43,667
[whistle blows]
1838
01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:50,167
Fuck is wrong with you, man?
1839
01:26:50,167 --> 01:26:52,083
What happened to all that
"peace and positivity" shit?
1840
01:26:52,083 --> 01:26:54,292
- I don't know.
- [QwessCoast]
Chill out, man.
1841
01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:56,792
Hey, y'all know
we just fucked up the bag, right?
1842
01:26:56,792 --> 01:26:57,917
All right, all right!
1843
01:26:58,750 --> 01:27:00,500
The white boy's got to go!
1844
01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:01,792
Who?
1845
01:27:02,375 --> 01:27:04,167
And the fan he assaulted!
1846
01:27:04,167 --> 01:27:05,542
But they stay, right?
1847
01:27:05,542 --> 01:27:07,125
We gonna finish the game without 'em.
1848
01:27:07,125 --> 01:27:08,917
Let's keep the peace, people!
1849
01:27:08,917 --> 01:27:10,292
'Mal, you got this.
1850
01:27:10,292 --> 01:27:11,917
I'll be here in spirit!
1851
01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:13,333
And so will your pops!
1852
01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:16,208
You don't need therapy!
Basketball is your therapy!
1853
01:27:18,208 --> 01:27:21,125
That was beautiful.
They gonna kill him in the parking lot.
1854
01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:24,458
I ain't ever been to
a white man's funeral.
1855
01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:27,125
- [Speedy] I was just gettin' to know him.
- [Lorenzo] Yeah. Good dude.
1856
01:27:27,125 --> 01:27:28,333
[whistle blows]
1857
01:27:29,917 --> 01:27:32,167
- [QwessCoast]
All right. We back, y'all.
- D up!
1858
01:27:32,167 --> 01:27:35,667
[QwessCoast]
Ain't nobody
gonna stop this. Let's get to the bag!
1859
01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,500
Sweeney's red team has possession.
1860
01:27:40,417 --> 01:27:41,417
Hey, hey, watch him!
1861
01:27:41,417 --> 01:27:44,542
[QwessCoast]
All they gotta do is
make this next bucket.
1862
01:27:49,833 --> 01:27:54,208
Red team pushes the D.
And Allen is back in the ball game.
1863
01:28:01,292 --> 01:28:02,667
[basketball echoes]
1864
01:28:02,667 --> 01:28:05,333
[Benji]
Remember, your body's not tired,
it's your mind that's weak.
1865
01:28:05,333 --> 01:28:07,583
You got haters in your head
trying to stop you from being great.
1866
01:28:07,583 --> 01:28:08,708
You gotta keep 'em out your head.
1867
01:28:09,417 --> 01:28:12,583
- [opposing fan]
Kamal, where's your dad?
- [Benji] Just know I'll always be here.
1868
01:28:14,042 --> 01:28:16,167
[Benji] Sixty-four. Last one.
1869
01:28:17,958 --> 01:28:20,375
- [younger Kamal panting]
- [Benji] All right, all right.
1870
01:28:21,833 --> 01:28:24,958
[breathes deeply]
1871
01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:26,542
Body's not tired, son.
1872
01:28:27,375 --> 01:28:28,458
Your mind is weak.
1873
01:28:29,542 --> 01:28:30,542
Get ya mind right.
1874
01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:54,542
[crowd cheering]
1875
01:28:57,792 --> 01:29:00,833
[QwessCoast]
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1876
01:29:01,333 --> 01:29:03,958
It's over, people! It's over!
1877
01:29:05,250 --> 01:29:09,458
Kamal Allen has led his blue team
to victory.
1878
01:29:11,917 --> 01:29:17,417
They're $500,000 richer!
I can't believe it!
1879
01:29:17,417 --> 01:29:21,083
I see you, Allen! This is crazy!
1880
01:29:22,167 --> 01:29:23,750
Hey. Hey.
1881
01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:25,250
[grunts] Here we go.
1882
01:29:26,542 --> 01:29:28,667
Babe. He's gone, isn't he?
1883
01:29:29,417 --> 01:29:30,458
[Imani] Yes.
1884
01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:33,833
[cries]
1885
01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:42,625
[Drew] Congratulations, Daddy!
1886
01:29:42,625 --> 01:29:44,667
- [Kamal] Thanks, buddy.
- Look at that. Hey, I'ma take that.
1887
01:29:44,667 --> 01:29:46,708
- Let me get a look. I'ma hold it.
- Hey, calm down.
1888
01:29:46,708 --> 01:29:47,625
Tsk.
1889
01:29:47,625 --> 01:29:49,125
[people speaking indistinctly]
1890
01:29:49,125 --> 01:29:50,750
- Can I touch it? Just like--
- Not like that.
1891
01:29:50,750 --> 01:29:52,042
Yo. Congrats, guys.
1892
01:29:52,042 --> 01:29:54,542
- [chuckles]
- Ooh.
1893
01:29:55,417 --> 01:29:56,417
That was, uh, riveting.
1894
01:29:56,417 --> 01:29:57,958
- Congratulations again.
- Hey, yo.
1895
01:29:57,958 --> 01:29:59,542
Mmm. [sniffs]
1896
01:29:59,542 --> 01:30:00,917
Thank you, man. Thank you so much.
1897
01:30:00,917 --> 01:30:04,167
Yeah. No, this also counts as
community service, so let's get this pic.
1898
01:30:05,375 --> 01:30:06,958
[Jeremy] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
1899
01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:24,167
- [Jeremy] Hey.
- Hey. [chuckles]
1900
01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:27,458
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1901
01:30:34,542 --> 01:30:35,667
Thank you for coming.
1902
01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:38,958
It's nice to see you.
1903
01:30:41,958 --> 01:30:43,542
Uh, I just wanna say, you know...
1904
01:30:44,292 --> 01:30:45,500
That you're sorry?
1905
01:30:46,125 --> 01:30:47,500
I know. You told me.
1906
01:30:52,542 --> 01:30:54,583
All I wanted was for you to support me.
1907
01:30:54,583 --> 01:30:56,667
- I know. I--
- It really fucked me up
1908
01:30:56,667 --> 01:31:00,000
when you couldn't even be happy for me
for getting an opportunity.
1909
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,417
And I'll never forgive myself for that.
1910
01:31:02,417 --> 01:31:05,292
I was all about me, and I lied to you.
1911
01:31:06,542 --> 01:31:09,458
I was afraid that your dreams would
take you away from me,
1912
01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:12,625
and I'm just [scoffs] some dumb loser.
1913
01:31:12,625 --> 01:31:14,250
You're not a dumb loser.
1914
01:31:14,250 --> 01:31:16,292
But that's what I became when you left.
1915
01:31:22,167 --> 01:31:24,708
- [groans, winces]
- Jeremy.
1916
01:31:24,708 --> 01:31:26,958
Oh, my knee. [winces]
1917
01:31:26,958 --> 01:31:28,458
Are you okay?
1918
01:31:28,458 --> 01:31:29,542
Are--
1919
01:31:32,958 --> 01:31:35,667
I can train players
wherever your career takes us.
1920
01:31:35,667 --> 01:31:37,500
I just wanna be with you, Tati.
1921
01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:39,083
Will you marry me?
1922
01:31:41,458 --> 01:31:43,042
Under the condition that I promise
1923
01:31:43,042 --> 01:31:46,208
to never lie to you, neglect you,
1924
01:31:46,208 --> 01:31:49,333
or be that asshole
who didn't appreciate you ever again.
1925
01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:55,417
If you can get up without help,
I'll sleep on it.
1926
01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:58,583
- I need your help.
- Do you really need help?
1927
01:31:58,583 --> 01:32:00,375
- Pick me up, woman.
- [laughs]
1928
01:32:00,375 --> 01:32:02,000
- [patron 1] Hey!
- [patron 2] Congratulations.
1929
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:03,500
[cheering]
1930
01:32:15,125 --> 01:32:17,500
Hey, little boy.
Slow down, and say "excuse me."
1931
01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:19,542
I'll check on you in a few.
1932
01:32:19,542 --> 01:32:21,208
- What's happening, girl?
- Help me figure this out.
1933
01:32:21,208 --> 01:32:22,625
Yeah. Please sit down.
1934
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,000
All right.
1935
01:32:25,917 --> 01:32:27,250
All right, y'all, it's on. Here it is.
1936
01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:30,417
[Taylor Rooks on TV]
There's nothing
America loves more than a comeback story.
1937
01:32:30,417 --> 01:32:31,667
Meet Kamal Allen.
1938
01:32:31,667 --> 01:32:36,458
A former high school sensation
with a bit of a shaky past,
1939
01:32:36,458 --> 01:32:39,667
but after absolutely dominating
in a local LA basketball tournament,
1940
01:32:39,667 --> 01:32:42,958
he actually found himself
with a minimum contract overseas.
1941
01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:45,625
- [people chanting]
MVP! MVP!
-
Let's go!
1942
01:32:45,625 --> 01:32:47,083
Oh, my God.
1943
01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:48,375
Finally doing somethin' right.
1944
01:32:48,375 --> 01:32:50,083
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
1945
01:32:50,083 --> 01:32:51,792
You're playing really well in China,
1946
01:32:51,792 --> 01:32:53,667
then you get a call from
the South Bay Lakers,
1947
01:32:53,667 --> 01:32:55,167
the Lakers' G League affiliate,
1948
01:32:55,167 --> 01:32:56,750
and then what happens next?
1949
01:32:56,750 --> 01:32:58,833
Um. Yeah, no, so I, uh--
1950
01:32:58,833 --> 01:33:00,500
I come back home to play for South Bay.
1951
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:02,458
Um, play in a couple games
in the G League,
1952
01:33:02,458 --> 01:33:03,708
and then, you know, all of a sudden
1953
01:33:03,708 --> 01:33:05,542
I get the call to come up
and play with the big dogs.
1954
01:33:05,542 --> 01:33:07,375
- On a 10-day contract?
- Mm-hmm.
1955
01:33:07,917 --> 01:33:10,958
- In your hometown. [chuckles]
- [chuckles] That's crazy, right?
1956
01:33:10,958 --> 01:33:13,917
I mean, a big moment like this,
you can't do it alone.
1957
01:33:13,917 --> 01:33:16,208
- Right.
- What has helped you along the way?
1958
01:33:16,208 --> 01:33:17,125
[Kamal] Family.
1959
01:33:17,125 --> 01:33:19,042
Shout-out to my wife, uh,
1960
01:33:19,042 --> 01:33:21,542
you know, my son, and my pops.
1961
01:33:21,542 --> 01:33:23,000
- Mm-hmm.
- [Kamal] And, uh--
1962
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,250
You know, a little while back,
I met this guy
1963
01:33:25,250 --> 01:33:31,375
who introduced me to, you know, ginger
shots and turmeric and, uh, meditation.
1964
01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:34,583
And, uh, you know,
that meditation really helped.
1965
01:33:34,583 --> 01:33:35,667
Crazy dude, though.
1966
01:33:35,667 --> 01:33:36,958
[Taylor, Kamal laughing]
1967
01:33:36,958 --> 01:33:38,583
Could've at least said my name.
1968
01:33:38,583 --> 01:33:40,542
It's bad enough that
they cut me out of the segment.
1969
01:33:40,542 --> 01:33:41,625
[chuckles]
1970
01:33:41,625 --> 01:33:44,708
I spent two days playing pickleball
with that weirdo producer.
1971
01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:47,250
He called me
the "Red Flag Player Whisperer."
1972
01:33:48,958 --> 01:33:50,083
[Lorenzo] Yo, Kamal!
1973
01:33:50,083 --> 01:33:51,750
We did it, baby!
1974
01:33:51,750 --> 01:33:54,583
Hey, we made it, man! Sizzler on me, man.
1975
01:33:55,667 --> 01:33:59,917
What in the Dr. Miami? Oh. Mildred?
1976
01:33:59,917 --> 01:34:01,083
Is that M--
1977
01:34:01,083 --> 01:34:03,083
Keep that same energy, bro. Excuse me.
1978
01:34:04,875 --> 01:34:06,333
Can I have one? No.
1979
01:34:06,333 --> 01:34:07,750
No, we don't play in snow.
1980
01:34:09,083 --> 01:34:10,458
Yeah, but for real, though.
1981
01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:13,000
I appreciate you, man.
1982
01:34:14,083 --> 01:34:15,667
You know I wouldn't be here without you.
1983
01:34:17,167 --> 01:34:18,417
You earned all of this.
1984
01:34:19,542 --> 01:34:21,792
Hey, I'm legitimately happy for you.
1985
01:34:21,792 --> 01:34:23,083
I'm happy for you.
1986
01:34:23,583 --> 01:34:25,542
[trainee] Bro, get the fuck outta my face.
1987
01:34:25,542 --> 01:34:28,458
I told you I'm not stretching shit! Go.
1988
01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:31,167
Man, you need to go talk to your client?
1989
01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:33,125
It's pregame. He's good.
1990
01:34:33,750 --> 01:34:35,250
[Kamal] Damn, I never met Tyler Herro.
1991
01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:36,417
Fuck!
1992
01:34:36,417 --> 01:34:39,333
Isn't he supposed to be, like,
a real chill dude?
1993
01:34:39,333 --> 01:34:41,292
No, they're trying to protect his image.
1994
01:34:41,792 --> 01:34:43,417
He's got anger issues, for real.
1995
01:34:44,125 --> 01:34:45,292
Fuck that shit, man.
1996
01:34:46,375 --> 01:34:47,708
- [spectators yelling]
- [ball bangs]
1997
01:34:47,708 --> 01:34:49,625
I should tap in, man. I'ma head out.
1998
01:35:02,208 --> 01:35:03,042
[Jeremy] Hey.
1999
01:35:03,042 --> 01:35:05,542
What do you want?
What could you possibly want?
2000
01:35:05,542 --> 01:35:08,667
Relax, brother. Remember, you hired me.
I'm on your side.
2001
01:35:08,667 --> 01:35:10,083
I get that, bro...
2002
01:35:10,083 --> 01:35:11,667
Bro, look where you're at.
2003
01:35:12,458 --> 01:35:13,667
Look who you are.
2004
01:35:13,667 --> 01:35:16,125
Now let's do our exercises.
You know what we do.
2005
01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:17,500
Hands here. Put 'em here.
2006
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:19,708
- Inhale.
- [breathes deeply]
2007
01:35:20,375 --> 01:35:22,250
[Jeremy] Fill this balloon up for me.
2008
01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:25,500
And release. Release for me.
2009
01:35:26,333 --> 01:35:28,083
["What's Poppin'" playing]
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