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I know what happened at Jedi's now.

Jean told me everything... every messed up thing I did.

What the hell are you two doing?

Joe, what the hell?

You have a crush on me?

Let's make a fair deal.

If sex is good,

we can be friends with benefits.

I think you just solved Mollie's issue.

You're heading in the right direction.

You need to do whatever it takes for Jean to forgive you.

I think Jean is the key to all of this.

Ever since that day, I've been trying to start over with someone new.

But every time, I get flashbacks from that night.

Just try to understand.

Jean.

Thitipoom Techa-apaikhun

Yongwaree Anilbol

Harit Cheewagaroon

Ployshompoo Supasap

Chanunphat Kamolkiriluck

Apichaya Saejung

Archen Aydin

Pusit Dittapisit

Thinnaphan Tantui

Phuwin Tangsakyuen

Chaleeda Gilbert

Pavida Moriggi

Pakin Kuna-anuwit

Jira Charoenthamasuk

Directed by Tichakorn Phukhaotong and Pinya Chookamsri

(Dr. Apiwat Phuthanthong)

Alex.

Lex!

Yep? What? Yep.

Why are you making that face?

Am I such a sorry thing to look at?

No. I was just thinking of something else.

Oh, bastard.

Shouldn't you be focusing on examining me?

Nurse, can you step outside for a bit?

Yes.

Thank you.

Sorry.

I was lost in thoughts about Jean.

I apologised

and tried to make up

but she wouldn't talk to me at all.

You need to give her some time.

This is a big deal.

Think about it.

You did that to her.

You gave her bad sex memories.

What if she closed herself off from having sex with anyone ever again?

That's real bad, you know?

Why the hell did I do that to Jean?

That's why I tried to stop you from getting wasted that time.

You're supposed to drink the alcohol, not let it consume you.

By the way...

If we're gonna be talking about this,

can I at least get off this freaking table first?

It's embarrassing spouting this

inspirational crap with my legs spread, you know.

Sorry. Get off of there.

Careful now.

You already solved Mollie's issue.

Now it's my turn.

Yeah.

I've decided to get pregnant for Bew.

Now you have to marry me so we can start working on the IVF.

Yeah, sure.

But...

I don't have to actually sleep with you, do I?

No.

What?

Do you want to?

Nope.

Nim, wait.

Did you forget something?

I can't orgasm, did you forget that?

Crap.

What the hell should I do now?

Dude, I really think you're the best sperm donor for me, you know?

Nim.

I got it.

There's one guy who's almost equal to me in every way.

He's good-looking, has a great career, and smart.

But...

You might not like him much.

Who is it?

Listen.

Jedi owns this bar.

There's a Gays' Night here every weekend.

I always hang out here.

Do you?

Yeah.

I've never been somewhere with so many gay guys in one place before.

Why not?

Isn't it nice?

To be with people of the same flock?

Is that necessary?

We're people, not animals.

It's not like we need a flock.

Hey.

There's such a thing as solo predators.

Like me.

But right now, I'm no longer solo.

I've got my mate.

- We're in public. - Army!

Jedi, my man.

I thought you wouldn't come this week.

Come on. Have I ever missed Gays' Nights at your club?

I forgot this is your weekly hunting ground.

But you're not allowed to bag my bartender again, you hear me?

Oh, Joe.

It's been a while. How you doing, man?

So you're here, too?

Well...

I'm with Army.

Oh, so you two are...

I get it.

Enjoy the night, Joe.

You can be yourself here.

Everything's on the house tonight.

Alright?

Do you mean it?

Of course.

Bring the booze, bro.

Welcome to the club, man.

The usual?

The usual.

Wanna dance?

Look.

Hear the music.

Dance?

What are you doing?

Come on.

(I miss my girls! I'm so bored. When can we meet up?)

Hey there.

You never answer my calls anymore, you know that?

Yeah. I've been busy.

Where are you?

At the office.

Hello, lonely bitches.

Hello, Mrs. I-Marry-Into-Money.

Rude.

I'm not even married and I am already a house-freaking-wife.

Hi, girls.

How are you guys?

I was fine until you showed your face.

I see you still have a nasty tongue.

Babe.

I'm gonna work out some more.

Alright.

Bye.

See you guys.

You're quite busy yourself, Kat.

You're chewing boys like toys.

Did you bang the whole damn crew in the airline?

Captain.

Yes?

These are my friends, Rose and Liu.

Hi there.

Hi.

Hello.

You girls are chatting so early in the day, I see?

Liu, dear.

Come see me in my office with the business plan in half an hour.

Yes.

See you.

Yes.

Your boss looks kind.

He doesn't tell you off for being on the phone during office hours.

And he's got such a sweet mouth.

Had it been Jedi, he would have blown you off.

Oh, old news. We're tired of hearing you show off your rich boytoy.

Let's scatter, sis. Bye.

Bye.

Bye guys.

You girls done talking?

It was nothing about me, I hope?

Of course it was.

Aren't friends supposed to gossip about their boyfriends together?

Is there even something about me worth gossiping about?

I'm such a great boyfriend.

I take good care of you and give you a comfortable life.

There's nothing to talk about.

Is there?

Stop it, Mister.

You're so sweaty.

You stink. Go take a shower.

But you said it turns you on.

Well, it used to.

But after all these years, it gets old, babe.

What?

Did you find someone who does it better than I do?

Someone who smells better?

I'm not telling you.

We agreed this would be an open relationship.

So... don't ask, don't tell.

I ain't telling you who I bang.

Fine.

I get it.

Okay, then.

But if I find someone, too, don't you even dare sulk.

Oh, babe.

But I don't want you to forget my scent.

And? What're you gonna do about it?

I'm gonna make you realise who does it best.

I guess this relationship is no longer open?

It was your idea in the first place, you know?

Am I good at this?

You're the best.

What's wrong?

Did you get tired?

No.

The tip kinda hurts.

Hold on.

I'll go to the toilet.

What?

You want me to marry Nim

and be the father to her child?

It's nothing that serious.

You just have to sign the marriage certificate

and donate your sperms so Nim can get pregnant in vitrio.

Why can't it be you?

Why me?

Do I have to repeat that I can't come so I don't have sperm for her?

How many times do you want me to say it, man?

Army, please.

Help me out.

Please?

I just want to enjoy sex again.

You know I'm currently working on solving everyone's problems.

And I believe this is exactly what Nim's puzzle is all about.

Forget it, Alex.

Let's leave.

I've been thinking about it and...

I realised I don't want anything to do with a bully.

Let's go. We'll just ask Ew.

Nim, you hold it right there.

Army.

If you agree to help Nim out,

I...

will do everything for you, buddy.

Whatever it is you want, just tell me.

You want me to find you a guy?

You want me to...

be your lookout for when you're... doing it in the car?

Whatever it is.

You name it.

But...

I don't have to be your husband, do I, Nim?

You probably already know, but someone like you is not my type at all.

I'm leaning more towards athletic guys with some muscles, you see.

One more thing, is it not a problem for you that I'm gay?

Why would it be?

It's not like I'm marrying you for life.

I'm just borrowing your stuff to make a baby.

Alright?

Are you sure he's actually smart?

You clearly pick the wrong guy.

Come on, Lex.

Oh, you.

Hey, hey, hey. Hold it.

You two need to calm down.

Nim, I think Army will be a good father to your kid.

He might run his mouth a little bit,

on top of being slutty, that is,

but I can guarantee you

he will be a great prototype for your baby.

Come on, Army.

Just think of this as a... double charity.

You get to help me. You get to help her.

I can finally come and Nim can finally have a baby.

Fine!

Alright!

I'll do it.

Everything is freaking possible now, I guess.

So screw it.

Army!

I freaking love you, my man.

Nim.

You'll finally be the perfect mum!

Enough already.

I love you so much, bastard.

(I won't be able to see you tonight. I'm still at work.) (My boss needs me to work overtime. I'll stay at my condo tonight.)

(Don't play games so much that you forget dinner, alright?)

Thank you for watching.

But like I said, it gets lonely playing all by myself.

I want someone to join me.

I want a pet I can play with.

If you're interested in a collab, or just wanna be my puppy,

get in touch with me.

Don't leave Blossom hanging.

I'll be waiting for you.

Listen.

Say, I have a question.

This is all hypothetical, by the way.

It's not about me.

I'm just asking hypothetically here...

What are you, a scratched record?

Why do you keep repeating that?

Say, there's this one guy who already has a girlfriend

but he has fun with another girl by...

playing games, or doing some sort of activities.

Not sex-related, of course.

It's... well... It's not sex.

But it does...

thrill him,

arouse him,

excite him.

Would you say that's cheating?

What the hell are you talking about, Ew?

Just be straightforward, man.

You're speaking in riddles or something?

And what the hell kind of "activities" did you mean?

It's not sex but it's... arousing, thrilling, and exciting?

Are you asking them to go skydiving?

No, bastard.

I mean, you know...

Dressing up and playing together.

That's it. It's nothing.

Are you talking about that puppy play thing?

You're gonna do it with another girl?

Dude, that's cheating.

It's just like sex.

It's not sex, dude. Listen to me.

There's no kissing.

There's no penetration.

Which part of that is cheating?

You say that as if you're just going to play board games with her.

This is risky territory, man.

It's kinky stuff, of course it's going to be

lumped in with sexual activities.

I don't know what you're planning,

but I think you should be careful.

You're being arrested wearing that getup in the Polaroid, you know.

I'm worried about you.

You're not worried about me.

I'm not your best friend.

Your best buddy is Army, isn't it?

Ew, don't say that.

You never think of me as a friend anyway.

Hey, Ice.

How you doing?

I brought some friends to see you play.

Are you playing soon?

Why are you here?

Just go back to your posh bars or whatever.

What you nagging me for?

I'm here to support you, you know.

I'm worried about you, Ice.

What? Let me play the big brother part for once.

How are things with Kim?

It's alright.

We haven't met much lately since she's working.

Her period's a bit late...

I'm afraid she might be pregnant.

Didn't you...

Didn't you use condoms?

Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

We've been together many years, you know.

She's usually on birth control pills.

Well...

I don't know.

Maybe she's just not taking good care of herself recently.

Well, don't panic yet.

It might be nothing.

But if you want to be sure, tell Kim to come see me.

If it comes to the worst case scenario and you need help with anything,

I'm always here to hear you out.

I'll help you with anything.

Okay, then.

But let's not think about it tonight.

Just show your rock moves, man.

Go get it, rockstar.

Go!

You seem strange today.

It's a special dinner with my special someone.

How is that strange?

Well then...

Wanna come to my place later?

Kat.

I'm serious about you.

We've seen each other for months.

We've flown together even longer.

We've been through many things.

And we've had so much fun together.

What is all this prelude for?

Just tell me what you want.

I don't want you to be sex buddies with anyone else.

Why don't we just try dating seriously?

I promise I'll only have eyes for you.

No one else.

Be my girlfriend.

I'm not ready.

You don't have to give me an answer right now.

I know I'm putting a lot of pressure on you.

Maybe you're just being too surprised to think.

Right?

No.

I'm not ready.

And you don't have to do all this.

People can change, Kat.

But why do I have to change myself for you?

Thank you for the dinner.

Kat.

Damn it.

It's damn hot.

I can't do this.

Exhausted?

I can't.

So you're tired?

Here. Drink it.

Thank you, Mr. Joe.

I think my free kicks used to be more on point when I was younger.

Right now? Not so much.

Not at all.

You're still very good at this.

I didn't think you'd become a doctor, you know.

Look at me.

I lose to you at football,

but I've become a football coach.

That's life, huh?

Nothing is ever certain.

But I'm glad we start seeing each other again.

See each other?

What are you talking about?

We're not seeing each other.

You're just a buddy I play football with.

Am I?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Really?

You sure?

Well...

Wanna come play football at my place tonight?

What the hell?

I just want to do something serious for once.

Oh?

So what we did at the locker room

or under the showerhead

wasn't serious?

No, that was just something casual.

I want you to give me everything.

More.

Harder. I'm so close.

A little more.

Faster.

Hey.

Did you come?

It's alright.

Want me to do it for you?

No, don't.

Why not?

You don't need to.

Are you alright?

I am.

I'm just tired.

Maybe... you want me to top?

I don't mind either way.

Alright?

I'll help you out.

So you can come, too.

You don't need to.

That's not my problem.

Then what is?

You don't need to be embarrassed if you want to bottom.

It doesn't make you any less of a man, you know.

Oh?

Hey, seriously.

Or...

Are you actually a bottom, but you're too embarrassed to tell me?

Hey.

This is extremely normal.

You ever see some big muscular guy?

He can be a bottom.

And small guys can top.

What position you take has nothing to do with how your body looks.

It depends on what you enjoy.

Listen.

This has nothing to do with being a top or a bottom.

I just don't enjoy it.

What don't you enjoy?

Tell me.

We can work it out.

Tell me, please.

Please?

You wouldn't understand.

One more thing, you and I aren't dating.

I don't think we need to work anything out.

As you saw in the script, there are many

fight scenes for the main characters.

So I want you two to practise the fight sequences and train here.

This place specialises in training so don't worry at all.

They even train some crew from Hollywood working in Thailand.

Is there a chance I might get a big break in Hollywood?

You just might, with me as a director.

Mollie, is everything alright?

I'm alright.

It's nothing.

Are you sure?

Is something the matter?

It's just...

This is my ex-girlfriend's boxing gym.

Oh.

I didn't know that. Someone recommended this place.

How about we change venues? Let's leave.

Wait. No.

It's fine.

I'm okay. I'm a professional.

And it was forever ago.

We can be friends now.

Good.

Nice.

Did you snap a shot?

What are you, my stalking hater?

Just wanted a shot of a big talker.

Remind me again who said he's gonna

train like Chris Evans' Captain America?

The way you look right now,

you might have a shot at playing him, pre-serum.

That was harsh.

If you said that...

Guess I have to train a hundredth time harder.

I was joking.

Sit down.

I was just joking.

Just go at your own pace.

I'm not all that serious about the action scenes.

I just want it to look realistic.

Okay, then.

I want the best for your film, Jean.

I want it to be something of ours.

I mean all of us...

The cast and the crew.

Thank you.

I promise I won't let you down.

I trust you, Jean.

Well, I'd better get back to training.

Anything for our film, right?

Okay.

Hold on a sec.

Excuse me.

Aim straight.

Hey.

Just touch me if you have to.

I don't mind.

Okay, then.

Well, let's try again.

Punch straight, like this.

Aim for the punching bag.

Okay.

Alright?

Let's try it.

Nice. Keep your arm straight.

Try again.

Okay.

Was that alright?

Yep.

Who'd have thought

that you'd be a lead actor in a film when you're grown up?

What does that mean?

Am I not pretty enough for the role?

No way.

It's just that back then you didn't look as confident as you are now.

Yeah.

When someone's been underestimated and discriminated long enough,

they finally fight back.

Now if someone has something to say about me...

I'll kick their ass.

Like this.

Okay.

I get it.

No one will dare mess with you now.

Where's your girlfriend?

What's her name again?

Her name's Bew.

Bew, huh?

Have a thing for older women, don't you?

It's nice.

She seems nice.

You look good together.

You know what?

Liking older women always brings me trouble.

Hey.

Does that include me?

No, of course not.

I'm talking about myself.

You know, Bew wants a child.

So she asked me to get pregnant for her sake.

Actually, I just went through the IVF procedure.

Crap...

Are you serious?

You? Have kids?

You must really love her to do that for her.

Enough about me.

Right now...

Let's focus on training the world-renowned film star.

Let's get back at it.

Laika?

Yes.

My real name is...

No need.

We don't need to know each other's real names.

Just to be safe.

Of course.

Come on in.

Try barking.

Louder.

Go get changed in the bathroom then come out and play.

I'll have the camera ready.

Yes.

Screw it.

We're here.

Might as well go all the way.

Hello, everyone.

My dear fans who stick around...

(She's here.) My dear fans who stick around...

(She's here.)

Blossom finally got a dog, y'all. (She's here.)

Blossom finally got a dog, y'all.

Come here, Laika.

(Laikaaaaaa)

Laika, say hello to the audience.

Good job.

Drink up.

Hey, Laika. You've made such a mess.

Bad dog. You need to be punished.

I told you to be careful.

Bad dog.

Don't do it again.

How did you get in here?

We have an arrest warrant for publication of pornography.

We've been keeping an eye on you.

You won't get away in that getup.

Hang on. I didn't do anything wrong.

We'll discuss it at the station.

Sergeant, take the dog.

- No. No, wait. - Officer...

Come.

- I didn't do anything. Listen. - I didn't do anything wrong.

Come.

Come.

No photos!

(Interrogation Room)

Are you aware that it is illegal to produce pornography?

Are you aware that it is illegal to produce pornography?

I am.

I just don't see why it should be.

I help people relax and be happy.

It's not like I make them pay for my service.

And this is my body. Why don't I have a right to use it to earn money?

Aren't you ashamed?

What would your parents say?

If you have a child one day, what would they say?

This will be on the internet forever.

I'm not ashamed.

I became independent from home long ago.

I bought my parents a car with the money I make from this job.

And I don't want kids.

But even if I were to have one,

I'd be able to explain to them what this is.

It's not difficult.

What about you?

Can you speak?

Or do you only know how to bark?

Do you need a dog interpreter?

Excuse me, officer.

Is my sexual practice in any way illegal?

The one who needs an interpreter because he only knows how to bark

isn't me.

Officer, I am here to bail my friend out.

Thank you, man.

I really didn't know who else to call.

You and Nim are the only ones who know about this.

It's alright. I get it.

But you do know you're on the news?

The photo they put on the news looks exactly like the Polaroid.

Crap. That's true.

Did it solve the puzzle, then?

Bailing you out doesn't seem to solve it.

It can't be that easy, can it?

It can be, though.

This might be right.

Let's talk about you.

You knew the Polaroids have every possibility to come true,

and you did it anyway?

I don't mind at all about your sexual practices and whatnot.

You can enjoy your puppy, kitty, froggy, gecko,

lizard, bat, millipede or whatever play.

But you have to think about Liu.

I know.

I know I was wrong.

I let my needs control me.

Damn it.

What should I do?

Please, Lord.

Please let Liu be so busy she didn't see the news.

Ew.

Liu.

Babe.

Babe- Liu.

Liu, listen to me.

You can't just run away from me.

Why not?

You cheated on me.

I didn't cheat on you.

That woman and I didn't do anything.

We were just playing.

We didn't do it.

We didn't have sex.

Babe, you know this.

You were just playing?

How the hell could you just say that?

If you were just playing, why did you hide it from me?

It doesn't matter, does it?

Your heart is already with someone else.

That's not true, Liu.

Babe. Babe, listen to me.

That's not true.

I only have you.

I only love you.

You're the only one who understands me.

You're the only one who gave me a chance...

a chance at love for a good-for-nothing like me.

Don't leave me, Liu.

Please.

Don't leave me.

Babe.

Please. Don't leave me, Liu.

Liu.

Liu, no.

Liu.

Let go.

Babe.

Babe.

See-ew, let go of me.

Babe.

Get up.

You're not a dog.

Get up!

Ew.

I think you...

You should find someone who shares your interest.

I really think I can't be that girl for you.

No. No, babe.

I won't do it anymore. I will quit.

Whatever it is that you want, I'll be that for you.

I will be whatever you want me to be.

I will throw everything out.

All this stuff.

That's not what this is about!

That's not all this is about.

You never understand.

All this time, I was willing to be anything for you.

But you, you were never anything I wanted you to be.

Don't you get it?

Babe.

Babe.

Liu. Liu.

Liu!

Kat, you bitch.

You love playing hard to get, huh?

Directed by Tichakorn Phukhaotong and Pinya Chookamsri

I think I figure out whose chest it is

I'm sleeping on in that Polaroid of yours.

I won the green card lotto!

Hey, calm down, man.

Kim!

No matter what happens,

I'm always here with you.

No!

Don't come near me!

Why are you so nice to me, Alex?

How do you feel about me, Jean?