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Oh, my God, you're up.
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- Good morn'ting.
- Good morn'ting.
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- How long you been awake?
- Couple hours.
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Actually, I already have your coffee.
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- Oh.
- And I got you some road snacks.
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Joel, you know I'm not
much of a morning eater.
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Bad little puddy cat, what's in here?
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Oh, my God. A muffin, a scone...
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And is that a bagel bite?
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Come here, you little honey.
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Oh, my God.
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That is delicious.
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I'm almost beginning to believe
that you really care about me, Joel.
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Sam!
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I just wanna make today
a little easier for you.
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It's gonna be fine. I'll be great.
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But are you gonna be okay without me?
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Yeah, I'm gonna run some errands.
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I have to flip my
house, blah, blah, blah.
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And I'm thinking maybe
I'll get some steps.
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Excuse me?
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Joel, no! Come on!
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I'm gonna be stuck in a car all day.
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I'm in a deficit. Don't get that many.
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Okay, fine. I-I'll heave my
body into a shopping cart
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and have someone push me around all day.
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My feet won't touch the ground.
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- Great.
- Great.
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Alright. You need me to finish?
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Yeah.
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I know I need to finish
it on my own one day,
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- but I just don't get it.
- Let's go to the back.
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People think just because I
got tits I ain't got no brains.
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Wait, that's the answers!
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Oh, that's why it's so easy.
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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When are we getting our stuff back?
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What do you mean?
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- 'Cause those assholes will steal it.
- No, they won't, Mom.
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I can drive back tomorrow.
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Okay, thank you.
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Um...
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D-did you not tell her
she's going to Wichita?
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Oh. Uh...
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No, that's up to the
family to talk about.
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Fuck.
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- I mean, we're fucked.
- Okay, no. Um...
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Well, I'm just gonna tell her.
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- You're just gonna tell her?
- Yep.
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Hey, Mom, you're not going
home. You're going to Wichita.
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You have been a nightmare,
and we have to fix your meds.
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- Okay? So.
- Uh...
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Ooh!
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That was impressive.
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Yeah, well, I have
shit to do, so... Here.
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- What, am I driving?
- Yes, you're driving.
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- But you hate my driving!
- Just drive!
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Well, don't pick on me.
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What am I doing?
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What am I doing?
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What am I doing? No.
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Well, I haven't been to Wichita
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since we used to go
there for swim meets.
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What's that place we used to stop at?
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Get that okra and shit.
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- What, Olpe Home Cooking?
- Yes.
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Oh, my God, I love that place.
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So... good.
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Pull over. I need cigarettes.
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We're not stopping for cigarettes, Mom.
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You're not my mother.
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Your husband left you.
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And you never, ever...
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ever even had a husband.
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Well, we're still not
stopping for cigarettes, Mom.
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And she lives right over there.
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And so, I was close to the church.
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I was able to just walk over,
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but it was really something.
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I've never seen an
allergic reaction like that.
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I'm sorry Sheila wasn't here today.
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Well, good to see you. Take care.
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Joel!
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Oh, my God... Hey!
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I saw you sitting there in your LeSabre.
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Well, 'cause, um...
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You know...
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Uh, 'cause I got a phone
call, and then, um...
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And then, I wanted to text back,
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but I don't like to text and drive.
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So, I just pulled in here,
and I texted them back.
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And now, you know,
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just going around, doing stuff today.
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I don't text and drive either.
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- Oh, that's so good.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- Do you wanna...
- I... Oh sorry, you go ahead.
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You want a coffee?
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Oh, I have a coffee.
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Cookie?
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It's fellowship hour.
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Um...
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That's okay.
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Want some... gum?
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Sure.
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Oh wow.
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God, Wrigley's. I used to get these
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in my Christmas stocking growing up.
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- It's a real throwback. Thank you.
- Yeah?
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You're welcome. Can we, uh...
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You can never really go
wrong with the classics.
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How about a walk?
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It's such a nice day.
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Um, yeah. Sure.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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You're turning that off?
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You won't get credit for your steps.
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Oh, it just makes my arm feel tingly.
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- Hm?
- Yeah.
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God, this is a boring state.
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- I don't think so.
- There's nothin' to look at.
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Mom, you love Kansas.
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Who said?
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I love New York.
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- You've never been to New York.
- You don't know.
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- You hate cities.
- You don't know.
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna pull into a semi
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in about five minutes.
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- You're driving too fast.
- Oh, my God.
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- Mom... Would you...
- Slow down!
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- You are, like, 20 miles over the limit.
- Just please!
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It's fine.
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Well, I mean, do you wanna
get a ticket? Do you want that?
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You have to get a little
thing on your license.
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I don't care.
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I just wanna get this over with.
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You can just drop me
and go off and have your fun.
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Yeah...
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I'm having a great time.
Trish, you having fun?
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Oh, my God, so fun.
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I wanna go home,
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but you won't let me.
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Won't let you? What
are you talking about?
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You know, Mom, this is not our fault.
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This is not Dad's fault.
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This is your fault!
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You kept drinking when
they told you not to,
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and then you had a stroke,
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just like the doctor said you would.
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- Sam...
- I'm... Well, it's true! And now, and now...
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and now, you treat everybody
around you like shit,
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especially the one person
that will tolerate you.
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I mean, and then... and then,
you block him from visiting you?
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Do you know that you
broke his fucking heart?
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Just please be quiet and let me drive.
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I can't wait to get you there.
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- And turn off your fucking phone! Seriously!
- Shit. Okay.
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- We used to go...
- Oh, my God.
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I always tell my kids,
do what makes you happy
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and you can't lose.
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And I love teaching,
of course. And woodwork.
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But... I don't know.
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I really love singing.
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I felt a little silly at first.
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And then I thought, why not?
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Who says I-I can't take
voice lessons at my age?
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So, I called Darlene up,
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and I've been seeing her ever since.
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Hm. How long has that been?
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Oh... five years now? Yeah.
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You're really good.
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No. No, I'm not.
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No... No.
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Well, you're very passionate!
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True! I am very committed,
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but I know I'm not a good singer.
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Who cares? I love it.
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- Yeah.
- And...
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the kids seem to get a kick
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out of old grandpa really goin' for it.
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And it's good for them to see that.
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Plus...
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- I think I'm Darlene's favorite.
- Oh!
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I will deny it if you ever
tell anyone I said that.
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Alright. I guess it'll
just be our little secret.
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Alright.
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Um, so, do we... do we go
in there with her or how...
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Oh, it's up to you.
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We have all the
paperwork and everything.
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Sometimes, it's easier
to say goodbye out here,
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but, you know...
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- Um...
- Alright.
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Love you, Mom.
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Okay, Mom. It's gonna be okay.
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We love you.
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Just take good care of her.
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We will. Ready, Mary Jo?
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Bye, Mom.
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I know Dad would've wanted to be here,
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but... this would've
been torture for him.
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You think the good part of
Mom is ever gonna come back?
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No.
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Hi, this is Joel. Leave a message.
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Hey, I don't know where you
are, but tonight is no longer
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a designated non-drinking
night. Call me.
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Hey.
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What are you... W-What's
going on? What is that?
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I don't know, I'm just
focusing on my heart health.
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Oh. Alright.
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Hey, are you on Bumble or
something? What is that?
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No! I'm not on Bumble. It's
nothing. Don't worry about it.
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No, it's definitely something,
and if you didn't want me
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to know about it, you should've
turned your fuckin' ringer off.
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But now I know, now I'm invested.
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Just tell me what's goin' on.
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What's the big deal?
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Oh, my God... Oh, my
God, did you make that?
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I did, yeah.
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Are you selling "lying cunt" pillows?
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- Yes, I didn't mean to...
- Tricia!
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I know! It just happened.
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- Wow.
- After I found out about Rick and Charity,
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I made one, and then
got really mad again,
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and posted it on my Finsta.
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And then, someone famous reposted it,
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and now... I mean, I
can't keep up! It's insane.
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Oh, my God.
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Did you give one of those to Charity?
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No!
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I just put it in the store
where she could see it.
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Holy shit, Tricia.
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Wow. And you have a Finsta.
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- Well, it's a good outlet for my rage, you know?
- Yeah.
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I don't know, I mean...
I think you could make
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a ton of money on that.
You're sittin' on a gold mine.
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Oh! I don't know what to do.
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Well, what do you mean? You're doing it!
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- No, I can't...
- You are doing it, Tricia!
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- I cannot do this. This is not...
- Of course, you can.
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This isn't a business!
This is like making porn!
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- It's not porn.
- I mean, this is just too embarrassing.
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- This is not who I am.
- Well, I mean, but it is.
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I mean, you made it, and
it's fucking glorious!
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Lying cunt pillows!
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Shit! Why didn't I think of that?
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No, I wanna be a businesswoman though!
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I wanna be, like,
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taken seriously as a
businesswoman, you know?
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I wanna do events.
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I wanna do weddings and
showers and luncheons.
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I mean, we can't talk
about this at church.
253
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Okay, so don't.
254
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,838
B-But, I want to.
255
00:14:05,849 --> 00:14:07,976
- Okay, then do!
- I know, but I can't.
256
00:14:07,987 --> 00:14:09,322
Why not?
257
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,849
I just...
258
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,925
I worked so hard for so long,
259
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,397
and now, there's nothing to show for it.
260
00:14:16,408 --> 00:14:18,535
Nothing came of it. It's over.
261
00:14:21,175 --> 00:14:23,720
And now, people see me, and...
262
00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:26,102
they just look at me
and feel sorry for me.
263
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:27,594
- No, they don't.
- Yes, they do.
264
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,482
No, they don't, Tricia. And if...
265
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,329
if they do, who cares? They're jerks.
266
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,966
Fuck 'em.
267
00:14:34,016 --> 00:14:35,472
Right? Fuck 'em.
268
00:14:37,581 --> 00:14:39,666
I just think, um...
269
00:14:39,677 --> 00:14:40,761
you know...
270
00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,798
all these people doing
all that shit on Instagram.
271
00:14:42,809 --> 00:14:44,227
Why not you, right?
272
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,486
You could quit your day job.
273
00:14:48,193 --> 00:14:49,736
Um...
274
00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:51,632
What?
275
00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:53,625
I got fired.
276
00:14:53,712 --> 00:14:55,717
You got fired from the grocery store?
277
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,489
Yes, which was your fault, by the way.
278
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,107
- Oh, okay. How?
- Because you made me do day drinking!
279
00:15:00,118 --> 00:15:02,899
- I can't do that.
- Oh, my God.
280
00:15:03,677 --> 00:15:06,668
You got fired for being
drunk at work, Tricia?
281
00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:08,421
- It's not funny.
- Oh, you bad girl.
282
00:15:08,432 --> 00:15:10,532
- It's not funny! It's not a joke!
- It's a little funny.
283
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,848
- It's really bad!
- Okay, I'm sorry,
284
00:15:11,858 --> 00:15:13,276
but seriously, a grocery store?
285
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,456
I mean, bigger and better things, right?
286
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,416
And I could totally help you with this.
287
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,824
Think of it. You could
do, like, "princess cunt."
288
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,962
- You could do "pretty cunt."
- God...
289
00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:23,369
- What's happening?
- You could do "super cunt,"
290
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,382
- "cunt crew," "live laugh cunt."
- God...
291
00:15:25,393 --> 00:15:27,877
"New cunt, who dis?" Oh, my God!
292
00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:30,134
- "Big and juicy cunt," Tricia!
- Sam! Shh!
293
00:15:30,145 --> 00:15:33,140
- Loud!
- You gotta make me a "big and juicy cunt" pillow.
294
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,077
♪ Big and juicy cunt ♪
295
00:15:35,088 --> 00:15:37,831
♪ Are you ready for a
big and juicy cunt... ♪
296
00:15:37,842 --> 00:15:38,843
- Stop!
- ♪ ... America? ♪
297
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,481
♪ Ooh, she big and juicy, too ♪
298
00:15:40,492 --> 00:15:42,847
♪ You like what you see?
That's a big and juicy cunt ♪
299
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,568
Good! Good!
300
00:15:45,432 --> 00:15:47,264
Sorry! We're just...
301
00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,628
sisters, you know?
302
00:15:49,831 --> 00:15:52,064
- She wanted me to talk about...
- No! No.
303
00:15:52,075 --> 00:15:55,412
I can't. My big and juicy won't fit in.
304
00:15:55,442 --> 00:15:57,861
- Too juicy? Too big?
- Too juicy.
305
00:15:57,997 --> 00:16:00,833
I'm gonna slip right off the seat. Okay.
306
00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:03,322
Where are those goddamn okras?
307
00:16:07,084 --> 00:16:08,534
Do you ever go to that
arts and crafts fair
308
00:16:08,545 --> 00:16:10,049
that they have here in the spring?
309
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:12,376
Love it. Like, my favorite thing.
310
00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:14,781
- Hm.
- I got this bracelet there.
311
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,377
Oh, I saw those.
312
00:16:17,741 --> 00:16:18,825
Huh.
313
00:16:21,368 --> 00:16:22,827
Um...
314
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:25,292
I saw the name of your
church on your tote bag.
315
00:16:26,661 --> 00:16:28,413
And when Sam stopped taking lessons,
316
00:16:28,424 --> 00:16:30,635
I wasn't sure when I'd
see you again, so...
317
00:16:32,711 --> 00:16:35,631
it's not a coincidence
that I ran into you.
318
00:16:43,174 --> 00:16:45,027
So, you do text and drive?
319
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,360
I actually never do.
320
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,544
Okay, good.
321
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,163
Wow.
322
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,143
Wow.
323
00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:03,770
Feels kind of nice to be...
324
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,147
stalked I guess has a
negative connotation.
325
00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:10,618
Does it?
326
00:17:13,436 --> 00:17:16,689
- Wow.
- I just wanted to see you again.
327
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,872
I was gonna just go to the service.
328
00:17:19,883 --> 00:17:21,218
See you there.
329
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,086
But I've been on a little
break from church lately.
330
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,543
I just don't even know
what I believe anymore.
331
00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:34,984
I don't know.
332
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:40,299
Been having this personal
crisis lately, too, because...
333
00:17:40,912 --> 00:17:43,716
my friend asked me
to officiate his wedding.
334
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,930
You know, just be there for my friend.
335
00:17:48,309 --> 00:17:50,561
And it's not even a religious ceremony.
336
00:17:50,572 --> 00:17:52,282
You know, he doesn't want that, but I...
337
00:17:53,027 --> 00:17:54,820
I get in my head...
338
00:17:54,978 --> 00:17:57,063
This isn't what you asked, is it?
339
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:01,011
I don't think I asked a question.
340
00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,621
But thanks for telling me.
341
00:18:07,113 --> 00:18:08,197
Really.
342
00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:14,474
I believe the whole point is
343
00:18:14,624 --> 00:18:17,710
church is where you go to
344
00:18:17,754 --> 00:18:19,756
when you're confused.
345
00:18:19,878 --> 00:18:20,890
Hm.
346
00:18:21,372 --> 00:18:24,500
And you also don't have to do anything.
347
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,239
Just show up. Just...
348
00:18:27,055 --> 00:18:28,973
go to church.
349
00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:32,114
Or don't.
350
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,222
- You know?
- Yeah.
351
00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:40,980
But if you want to, you
should come with me sometime.
352
00:18:42,364 --> 00:18:44,450
I'd love to come with you sometime.
353
00:18:55,353 --> 00:18:57,665
You ever bless an animal?
354
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,201
No. Have you?
355
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,058
Yeah. I did a goat once.
356
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,578
You blessed a goat?
357
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,009
- Mm-hmm.
- That's pretty cool.
358
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,807
But, you know,
359
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:14,058
nobody likes a braggart.
360
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,248
Hm...
361
00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:40,209
Let's just do this quickly,
362
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,972
so we can feed the chickens,
363
00:19:41,983 --> 00:19:44,945
- and we'll get out.
- Yes, Tricia.
364
00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:46,748
Oh, we got a letter from Dad.
365
00:19:46,759 --> 00:19:48,261
Aw, read it.
366
00:19:49,828 --> 00:19:51,279
Oh, yes.
367
00:19:54,807 --> 00:19:57,768
"I didn't know which of you to
send this to, I sent it here.
368
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,865
I figured you would
both get it at the farm.
369
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,533
I'm grateful you pushed me to do this,
370
00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:04,661
and I really am okay.
Don't worry about me.
371
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:08,248
I'm here with my brother,
and it's like we're kids again.
372
00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:09,573
I know your mom wouldn't see me,
373
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,543
but I hope to tell her that I love her,
374
00:20:11,554 --> 00:20:13,517
and she's always on my mind.
375
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,107
Love, Dad.
376
00:20:15,277 --> 00:20:17,530
PS, say hi to my buddy Fred.
377
00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:20,037
If you have any farm
questions, he's the guy."
378
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:23,055
And then, he drew a little cow.
379
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:25,838
- Sure.
- Just a long torso
380
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,476
like you've never seen before.
381
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,271
And four udders. Two long, two short.
382
00:20:31,427 --> 00:20:33,971
- It's part dachshund.
- Guess those are both of our legs.
383
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,229
My long ones and
your little itty bitties.
384
00:20:38,221 --> 00:20:40,140
Good girls.
385
00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:41,891
Elaine... Oop!
386
00:20:44,295 --> 00:20:45,822
Chick, chick, chick.
387
00:20:47,406 --> 00:20:49,806
- Hi! Susan, hi!
- Hey, Fred.
388
00:20:49,817 --> 00:20:51,405
Sorry to come by unannounced,
389
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,115
but Fred wanted to show me the farm.
390
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,526
No, it's great. It's great.
391
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,005
We're just feeding some chickens.
392
00:20:57,016 --> 00:20:59,625
You ever fed a chicken before, Susan?
393
00:20:59,636 --> 00:21:02,015
- No.
- Come on, let's get dirty.
394
00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:03,653
Okay. Oh, oh, okay.
395
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,430
- Just some worms.
- They're dead.
396
00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:06,650
- Sure.
- Yeah.
397
00:21:06,661 --> 00:21:08,996
- Hi.
- Clea. Come here.
398
00:21:10,962 --> 00:21:12,464
Chicken, chicken, chicken.
399
00:21:12,475 --> 00:21:14,805
- They do whatever the fuck they want.
- Here they come! Here they come.
400
00:21:17,099 --> 00:21:20,602
- Hey.
- This place is so magical.
401
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,155
Must have been fun growing up here.
402
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,039
- Well... Yes and no.
- Peaks and valleys.
403
00:21:27,268 --> 00:21:29,437
- It's pretty though.
- Yeah.
404
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,626
How'd you guys...
405
00:21:33,905 --> 00:21:35,865
How'd you feel about
getting married here?
406
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:37,750
Really?
407
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,040
Yeah, I think, um...
408
00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:42,762
I think it'd mean a lot to my dad.
409
00:21:42,852 --> 00:21:45,980
- Oh, babe. That's amazing.
- I love that.
410
00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:48,338
- Are you kidding around?
- You don't have to let us know right now.
411
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,517
You can think about it
if you want, you know.
412
00:21:50,528 --> 00:21:52,238
I-I want to.
413
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,986
- This is beautiful.
- This is perfect!
414
00:21:54,103 --> 00:21:56,262
We can get you probably,
like, friends and family rate,
415
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,819
five, 10K, you know?
416
00:21:57,830 --> 00:21:59,486
- Alright.
- Just for the night, then, of course,
417
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,892
we'll have to, uh... There's
gonna be the reception,
418
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,269
so that'd be another five, 10K.
419
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,365
That's alright. I had a
great year at the school.
420
00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:07,231
And, you know, she's great with numbers.
421
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,577
See, they pay teachers too much.
422
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:09,984
- Yeah, we'll make it work.
- No, it's on us.
423
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,955
We can fuck it up, do whatever we want.
424
00:22:12,038 --> 00:22:14,266
But this is gorgeous. I mean,
this is absolutely stunning.
425
00:22:14,277 --> 00:22:16,532
It is, and you can see all
the sunflowers over here.
426
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,003
And we just cleaned out the barn.
427
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,075
- Coincidentally... Yes!
- We could party in the barn?
428
00:22:20,086 --> 00:22:21,453
It's probably only gonna work for you
429
00:22:21,464 --> 00:22:23,956
if you love extreme natural beauty.
430
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,719
- We love it.
- I do! I'm marrying it!
431
00:22:34,176 --> 00:22:35,558
- Oh, there you are.
- Hey!
432
00:22:35,568 --> 00:22:36,802
Hi, I called.
433
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:40,397
- Did you get my message?
- Oh, I forgot my phone. Sorry.
434
00:22:40,578 --> 00:22:43,278
- Did you do the song?
- What song?
435
00:22:43,289 --> 00:22:44,582
♪ Keys, phone ♪
436
00:22:44,684 --> 00:22:47,436
♪ Cash, ID, keys, phone ♪
437
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,440
Cannot believe it. I
not only forgot my phone,
438
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,661
- I forgot that song.
- Joel.
439
00:22:51,672 --> 00:22:53,571
- But, guess what?
- What?
440
00:22:57,490 --> 00:22:59,325
Is that the sound of children laughing?
441
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,630
It's better than children laughing.
442
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:05,395
Most everything is.
443
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:09,114
Oh, thank you. Teeny 'tini.
444
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:14,367
Give mommy a kiss.
445
00:23:14,483 --> 00:23:16,887
- That is a triumph.
- Well, thank you.
446
00:23:16,898 --> 00:23:18,859
What a day.
447
00:23:19,526 --> 00:23:21,805
- Tell me all about it.
- After this hits the blood.
448
00:23:23,412 --> 00:23:24,997
How about you?
449
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,364
Tell me all about your
day. What'd I miss?
450
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:30,837
Um... Nothing?
451
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,994
You look, like, refreshed or something.
452
00:23:33,005 --> 00:23:34,506
- Really?
- Yeah.
453
00:23:34,517 --> 00:23:35,768
Colonic?
454
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,510
No! I would never get a colonic.
455
00:23:37,521 --> 00:23:39,084
I would.
456
00:23:39,313 --> 00:23:42,701
Well,
I'll probably try it if you want me to.
457
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:45,340
No, I-I guess I just...
458
00:23:45,351 --> 00:23:47,373
I don't know. I'm shining with pride
459
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,345
'cause I scrubbed
the grout in my kitchen.
460
00:23:50,356 --> 00:23:52,336
Any guest that comes
there is gonna love it.
461
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:55,308
- Wow, you made fast work of that.
- Oh yeah, well...
462
00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:58,650
- I think you might need a little top-off.
- Oh yeah. Thank you.
463
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,600
This family shit.
464
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,609
I swear it was so much easier
when I just didn't care.
465
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,223
There really is something to be said
466
00:24:08,234 --> 00:24:10,942
for lockin' it down and goin' it alone.
467
00:24:11,338 --> 00:24:13,256
- Really?
- Yeah.
468
00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:16,261
Well, sorry. You've got me now.
469
00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:22,300
Joel, I swear, just promise
me, when we get to the end,
470
00:24:22,311 --> 00:24:24,647
if I turn up like my mother,
471
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:27,486
you will put me out of my misery.
472
00:24:27,961 --> 00:24:30,255
A pillow right over the face.
473
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:32,264
That's exactly the way I wanna go.
474
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,699
Ah, Joel, I'd be a shell without you.
475
00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:36,837
Mm...
476
00:24:36,999 --> 00:24:38,542
You want another twist?
477
00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:41,021
Only if you think I'm worth the trouble.
478
00:24:42,677 --> 00:24:45,222
- Thank you.
- Plus, I didn't get a lot of steps today,
479
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:46,985
so I'm gonna go for it.
480
00:24:48,829 --> 00:24:52,345
I mean, what is it? It's just vodka.
481
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:54,578
But it's so good.
482
00:24:54,682 --> 00:24:57,059
Oh, honey, you know
I infuse it with love, too.
483
00:24:57,070 --> 00:24:58,906
Oh, thank you.
484
00:25:00,093 --> 00:25:01,676
I like it when you put the twist in.
485
00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:04,044
Like, if there's one
twist, I know I've had one.
486
00:25:04,055 --> 00:25:05,826
If there's two twists,
I know I've had three.
487
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,715
And if I have three twists,
I can't have any more.
488
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:14,084
- You think we can get a DUI for this?
- Nah.
489
00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:19,320
- Too bad! I wanna break the law!
- Joel.
490
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,968
- You know what I want?
- What?
491
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,553
I want a donut to go with my 'tini.
492
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,399
- Let's go to Varsity Donuts.
- Yes!
493
00:25:26,428 --> 00:25:29,973
Oh, my God. And that is why I love you!
494
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:34,032
- Did you just say what I think you just said?
- No, no, no, no, no!
495
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:35,515
It's all the 'tinies you poured me!
496
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:37,035
- Oh, my God!
- I've gone soft!
497
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,038
You said it! You can't take it back!
498
00:25:41,390 --> 00:25:43,559
How many 'tinis was that tonight anyway?
499
00:25:43,570 --> 00:25:44,863
Oh. Don't worry about it.
500
00:25:44,874 --> 00:25:47,409
Woo!
501
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:52,340
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