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Today we have a rising star with us
throughout the show.
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He's young, he's funny
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and if you haven't yet seen him live,
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his show's run has been extended.
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Evening, Alex.
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Evening, Marie,
a pleasure to be here.
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Your real voice is just as good.
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Thanks, but yours is so much classier.
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I grew up listening to you
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and I'm stressing out here.
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You always wanted to be a comedian?
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No, before,
it never occurred to me.
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Before what?
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Before last summer.
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Actually, it's complicated.
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What happened last summer?
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Worse than a shrink. Merciless.
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Tell us all about it.
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It may be a bit long.
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We've all the time in the world.
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First,
I'll let you cue in the next track.
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You can still do it?
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Sure.
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No problem, why not?
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Welcome to
Up Close and Personal with Marie.
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Know what? Let's take a break
from your usual artists,
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like Garth Brooks.
Today I get to choose.
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And my choice is Oxford Comma
by Vampire Weekend!
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What've they got
that ours don't?
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It's good shit, baby!
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Isn't it cool in the back?
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No, it sucks.
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What if a paparazzi wants a shot?
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Paparazzi? I'm unknown.
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For now.
It's going to happen, trust me.
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Why didn't Lauren come?
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Hold onto her, she's cute.
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Looks just like Anne Frank.
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It's wild.
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Come on, it doesn't matter.
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Got that?
You can break out here.
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Screw the Yanks.
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Handsome, young and Jewish,
you've got it all.
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For comedy,
there's more than New York.
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With internet,
America comes to you.
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Anyway, I don't give a damn.
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Ben.
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I believe in you.
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I know you're funny.
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Gimme a break!
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I'm talking to my son.
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He's my son, dammit!
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You're going out?
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It's on me.
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I was thinking...
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Now you're back for good,
stop by Henri's.
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Henri?
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Yes, Henri.
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From the laundry.
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Yes, Henri from the laundry.
Don't be such a little snob.
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He knows people.
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Like who?
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People...
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Tim Allen.
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He knows Tim Allen.
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He cleans his suits every week.
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That cover it?
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Hey, Ben.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I just got back and...
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Gimme some space.
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Douchebag.
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Hold on.
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Back off, will you?
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You're too kind.
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Up your ass, bitch!
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Steph?
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You are. You're Stephane.
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- Wrong, I'm not Stephane.
- You're not Stephane?
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Sure, you're not. Yeah, right.
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I'm not Stephane. Asshole!
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Stephane's here!
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Seriously, this is whack!
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The guy's sorted his DVDs by genre.
Crazy genres.
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Animals. Penguin Movies.
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Panda Movies.
Nuts!
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Either he's a genius or a total dork.
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All 6 Beethovens.
He's a dork.
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Beethoven is a good doss
but the rest are turkeys.
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A doss?
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A good doss. Good shit.
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Doss replaces any word,
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when you're too lazy to think of it.
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Beethoven 6!
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What did they do to the dog in No.6?
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He becomes a Hollywood star
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and a jealous trainer kidnaps him.
More or less.
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You nailed the movie.
It's your house?
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No, I had a St. Bernard, so I know.
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Lucky boy.
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I wanted a dog, my folks didn't
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and now my chick doesn't.
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She's a heeb.
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Heebs don't dig dogs.
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I'm Jewish and I had three.
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Heeb chicks then.
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- Alex.
- Nice to meet you.
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Ben? Fuck!
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- You good?
- And you?
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How long's it been now?
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Great, getting to know each other?
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Come down after the show
and we'll talk it over.
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What were you talking about?
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Beethoven.
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The Hollywood star.
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Okay, off topic.
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Ben's my stand-up pal from New York.
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I told you about him.
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And this is Alex,
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my sweetheart.
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That's me, the sweetheart.
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He works with me,
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presenting the Breakfast Club,
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the hottest morning radio show.
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They're in shit and need a writer.
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That's why I told you to come.
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So you want me to write for you?
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It's up to you.
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We're just some guys,
hangin' out, talkin' shit.
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It's cool.
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Yeah, sure. I mean...
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Sure, with pleasure.
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Stefano, Stephanus!
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I'm not Stephane, fuck it!
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I'm not Stephane.
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Tell him fast.
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See that?
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Tim Allen.
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- Nice shot.
- Very nice.
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And that's what's his name.
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TV star.
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- Jerry Springer.
- That's right.
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And that's...
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the rapper.
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Know him?
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Not M.C. Solaar, the other one.
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He knows all the rappers and singers.
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I know him.
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Tim will stop by for his suits...
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He's not listening.
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Ben, listen to Henri.
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- You're listening?
- I'm listening.
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Mr. Allen will stop by for his suits
this Friday.
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You arrive, glance at me
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and if I'm eating pistachios,
Tim's in a good mood.
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Henri...
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Shut up!
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Shut your trap.
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Then you'll have five minutes
to make him laugh, no more.
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I'll push
the ironing boards back for you.
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But if I'm not eating pistachios,
hold fire.
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We'll try again next laundry day.
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Master plan.
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Thanks. I have work lined up.
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What work?
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I'm giving you your break.
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- What're you doing?
- Thanks.
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I gotta go.
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- You're leaving?
- I gotta bounce.
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Benjamin?
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www.ZooCine.CoM
Watch movies and series!
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What you call hell,
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Arnold calls home.
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Blast FM, No.1.
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Blast FM,
back with the breakfast show.
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Hell yeah!
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What's going on?
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We have an intruder.
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Pull up a chair.
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Come on in.
We can't hear gestures.
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Sit him down and open up a mic.
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What's your name?
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They told me to drop by.
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Told-me-to-drop-by.
Dumbass name.
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Anything easier to remember?
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We have 6 million listeners,
introduce yourself.
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My name's Ben.
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- Benjamin.
- Speak up.
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Benjamin what?
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Benjamin Jablonsky.
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Okay, typically Moroccan.
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You're Jablonsky?
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That's what he just said, Alex.
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You were a comic in NYC?
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And now you wanna write for us.
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No kidding.
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I just got back from New York,
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doing stand-up.
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Guys, listen up.
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Ben leaves the States
to break out in Paris.
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Benjamin,
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you usually go back to front?
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A new date, you fuck her first,
buy her dinner later?
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Benjamin goes to see Avatar.
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On the way out,
he puts the glasses on.
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Joke too long, Cyril.
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Basically,
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Ben kills himself,
then listens to Lady Gaga.
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Smithers alert.
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Smithers is agitated.
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Coordinator Smithers has a joke for
us.
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Ben, you rape a child,
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then you give him candy.
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Off limits.
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- Most people do the opposite.
- Most people don't rape kids.
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Back on charge, Smithers.
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Forgive me if I don't laugh.
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Hold on, guys.
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One single reason
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why we should hire you?
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To be cool.
Don't you have 6 million listeners?
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Not bad.
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See you tomorrow.
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6-9 with Arnold
and the Breakfast Club crew.
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Remember, if your life's shitty,
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you shoulda worked harder at school.
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The Breakfast Show,
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in front of the others
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and behind your wife.
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Smithers,
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draw up his contract.
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We pick him up just like that.
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Yes.
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Sorry, Arnold, but...
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Might we know why?
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Because I can.
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Jeremie,
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the CDs are for listeners,
not your homies.
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Are you acc...
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Not accusing you, I see you.
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I wasn't gonna say that.
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You totally played me.
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You got me to hire your ex.
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So what?
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Benjamin Jablonsky took your cherry.
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He was my 1st boyfriend.
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- You start with tongue not cock.
- What?
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What's your plan? I'll kill him.
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There's no plan, Alex.
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The guy's funny.
His dad told me he sells out.
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You guys have been slipping.
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Don't be such an idiot.
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You'll get on.
What's the problem?
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Sure, we can discuss your ass.
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Like, how's it matured, Ben?
I don't know, check it out.
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Can it!
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Last night, you DVD-bonded.
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Last night,
he hadn't fucked you!
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What the fuck was that this morning?
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Quit yelling, will you!
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No new writers! We have no money.
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Fine, this is Ben.
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Frederico, our program director.
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You'll see, he's an exceptional boss.
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The answer's no.
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No?
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In NYC, they'd kill for him.
But you say no.
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Lucky I went over your head
and they said yes.
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Redial, if you don't believe me.
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How much will he cost us?
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Good question.
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How much are you worth?
273
00:14:18,538 --> 00:14:20,656
Ristretto, sugar +4, no swizzle.
274
00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:22,236
43 seconds.
275
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,094
It's boxing!
276
00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:48,494
I don't get all this violence.
277
00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,054
Boxing is violent, Cyril.
278
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,674
Destroy the guy!
279
00:14:52,414 --> 00:14:53,953
Take a seat.
280
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:57,773
Is this the audience ratings party?
281
00:14:57,774 --> 00:15:01,073
No party. We're No.1
and we do what we want.
282
00:15:01,094 --> 00:15:02,792
How'd you get in?
283
00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:04,913
See the dork?
284
00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:08,532
An ass but he loves us.
He's a fan.
285
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,291
Cyril, you loser.
286
00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:11,812
Get off the phone!
287
00:15:11,813 --> 00:15:12,691
Joystick!
288
00:15:12,692 --> 00:15:14,572
Sorry, I got a text.
289
00:15:14,573 --> 00:15:16,391
Go ahead, go for it.
290
00:15:16,932 --> 00:15:18,551
Let's see some action.
291
00:15:18,732 --> 00:15:20,071
Ready to rumble?
292
00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:22,071
Hey, it's me.
293
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,591
What is it?
294
00:15:24,412 --> 00:15:25,690
What is this shit?
295
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:26,950
What a combination!
296
00:15:28,411 --> 00:15:31,550
You call that good news?
297
00:15:31,571 --> 00:15:33,350
No, I don't.
298
00:15:34,451 --> 00:15:35,810
Your joystick's bust?
299
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:37,469
I'll call you back.
300
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:40,609
There you go!
301
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:41,829
Screwed him.
302
00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:43,588
Sore loser!
303
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,589
You got a problem?
304
00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:47,188
What's wrong?
305
00:15:47,249 --> 00:15:48,908
Wrong? Nothing's wrong.
306
00:15:50,889 --> 00:15:51,908
Open up!
307
00:15:53,249 --> 00:15:54,348
Hit pause.
308
00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:56,127
What's going on?
309
00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:57,567
This is private property.
310
00:15:57,568 --> 00:15:58,567
The cops!
311
00:15:58,568 --> 00:16:00,468
I'm gonna kick ass.
312
00:16:01,048 --> 00:16:03,587
It's only a joint, it's cool.
313
00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:05,186
Only a joint?
314
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,286
We shouldn't be here?
315
00:16:07,287 --> 00:16:10,806
No, we shouldn't trespass
in a movie theater to smoke weed.
316
00:16:10,807 --> 00:16:13,446
Let's roll!
We'll fuck them up!
317
00:16:13,447 --> 00:16:14,746
Hold on.
318
00:16:14,847 --> 00:16:18,186
I'll go. If they arrest me,
you can do the show.
319
00:16:18,487 --> 00:16:20,305
You're all going to jail.
320
00:16:28,045 --> 00:16:29,604
Hey, newbie!
321
00:16:29,605 --> 00:16:31,545
We're the vag badges.
322
00:16:34,685 --> 00:16:35,524
Come on.
323
00:16:35,525 --> 00:16:37,024
Hey, girls.
324
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:39,263
You okay?
325
00:16:39,444 --> 00:16:40,664
Police!
326
00:16:41,244 --> 00:16:43,103
Goodnight, guys!
327
00:16:44,164 --> 00:16:46,803
In 3 hours, we're on air.
328
00:16:46,804 --> 00:16:48,322
I don't wanna be cr...
329
00:16:48,323 --> 00:16:49,923
Crunked, okay.
330
00:16:49,924 --> 00:16:52,882
We burn it up together
and head on over.
331
00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:54,082
Goodnight.
332
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,123
Okay, bounce.
333
00:16:55,124 --> 00:16:57,462
Forget it, he'll never wake up.
334
00:16:57,843 --> 00:16:59,022
Very true.
335
00:17:03,962 --> 00:17:05,821
Shit, who's on air?
336
00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:08,721
This is Ghetto Jeremie,
337
00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:11,360
the show that rips you a new one.
338
00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:13,141
Ain't no pussyass...
339
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:15,281
French rappers here.
340
00:17:15,282 --> 00:17:17,220
Only the real deal.
341
00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:19,360
Notorious B.I.G,
342
00:17:19,361 --> 00:17:20,940
2pac,
343
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,380
Big L...
344
00:17:22,721 --> 00:17:26,260
Niggaz that checked out too soon.
I say to them...
345
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,219
Rest in peace, niggaz.
346
00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:38,298
Missed you for the ratings.
347
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,538
The numbers came in.
348
00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:42,818
How do you see it?
349
00:17:43,839 --> 00:17:45,418
Pretty...
350
00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:48,357
Good.
351
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,718
Yeah, nice.
352
00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:51,857
Very nice. Congratulations.
353
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:52,957
Thanks.
354
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:54,637
We've been slipping
355
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,337
and now we're No.2.
356
00:17:57,557 --> 00:18:00,596
No longer France's most popular
station.
357
00:18:00,597 --> 00:18:04,016
You fuck-ups
are putting the station in danger.
358
00:18:04,477 --> 00:18:05,856
Happy?
359
00:18:06,196 --> 00:18:09,795
Look, we'll get it back.
I promise you.
360
00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:11,496
That's for sure.
361
00:18:11,596 --> 00:18:14,975
Cancel your summer vacations,
you're going on tour.
362
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:17,035
On tour?
363
00:18:17,036 --> 00:18:18,995
To every town in France
364
00:18:18,996 --> 00:18:21,414
where you screwed my audience.
365
00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:23,274
Yes, well, I don't think so.
366
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:24,834
Sorry, Frederico.
367
00:18:24,835 --> 00:18:27,853
I just dropped five grand as a deposit
368
00:18:27,995 --> 00:18:29,754
on a house in Porto-Vecchio.
369
00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:30,833
A great house.
370
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,533
Cyril!
371
00:18:35,754 --> 00:18:37,733
We're not going on tour?
372
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:40,953
Meeting people?
373
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,772
Yup, meeting people.
374
00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:46,152
How about we blow each listener?
375
00:18:46,153 --> 00:18:48,152
Watch the ratings soar!
376
00:18:48,153 --> 00:18:49,892
Shut the hell up.
377
00:18:50,073 --> 00:18:52,012
Be a smartass No.1, sure,
378
00:18:52,192 --> 00:18:55,331
but we're No.2.
For the first time in 10 years.
379
00:18:56,472 --> 00:19:00,171
The tour starts tomorrow
and it's low-cost.
380
00:19:01,592 --> 00:19:03,331
We'll see you in Marseille
381
00:19:03,671 --> 00:19:06,331
at the concert you host every year.
382
00:19:06,431 --> 00:19:08,090
To assess the situation.
383
00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:10,850
Either we're No.1...
384
00:19:12,231 --> 00:19:13,250
or you...
385
00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:16,650
I don't know.
386
00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:20,209
You go back
to whatever you did before.
387
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,048
Is that a guy or a girl?
388
00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:35,527
He's physically challenged.
389
00:19:35,828 --> 00:19:37,847
Looks like Francoise Hardy.
390
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:39,547
Or Jacques Dutronc.
391
00:19:39,548 --> 00:19:40,807
Yeah.
392
00:19:41,028 --> 00:19:43,147
Sorry, what's your name?
393
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,447
Daniel(le).
394
00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:45,707
Shit.
395
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:47,727
Wild! Daniel(le)!
396
00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:48,927
Like it.
397
00:19:49,027 --> 00:19:50,646
I mean, phonetically,
398
00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:52,866
it's swinging.
399
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:55,865
Daniel(le)'s a great name.
And it's unisex.
400
00:19:55,866 --> 00:19:57,866
Yeah, it goes both ways.
401
00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,006
Sure.
402
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,505
Not under the bus.
403
00:20:01,506 --> 00:20:04,365
Amazing. I was just thinking that.
404
00:20:07,865 --> 00:20:09,764
What are you doing here?
405
00:20:09,986 --> 00:20:12,205
Smithers told me that...
406
00:20:13,905 --> 00:20:16,904
Learn to finish your sentences.
It's a pain in the ass.
407
00:20:16,905 --> 00:20:17,924
Get in.
408
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,280
Your brain is 80 years old.
409
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,476
We don't speak, we don't talk.
410
00:21:40,017 --> 00:21:41,196
About what?
411
00:21:43,497 --> 00:21:45,756
Dude,
I know about Sabrina and you.
412
00:21:46,177 --> 00:21:47,676
I know everything.
413
00:21:47,736 --> 00:21:49,816
Dude, we dated in 9th grade.
414
00:21:49,817 --> 00:21:52,015
She said. Don't bullshit me.
415
00:21:52,016 --> 00:21:53,395
You're in cahoots.
416
00:21:53,456 --> 00:21:55,155
I'm over Sabrina.
417
00:21:56,256 --> 00:21:57,395
You got a chick?
418
00:21:58,135 --> 00:21:59,994
- You really wanna know?
- Yeah, I do.
419
00:22:01,295 --> 00:22:02,934
I just got dumped.
420
00:22:02,935 --> 00:22:04,774
That's my break-up gift.
421
00:22:04,775 --> 00:22:07,114
So screw you, her and your paranoia.
422
00:22:11,094 --> 00:22:12,094
Can I look?
423
00:22:19,013 --> 00:22:20,953
How'd she write on M&Ms?
424
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,952
You order them online.
425
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,032
Shit, that's mean.
426
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,111
But it's pretty cool.
427
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,872
- Can I eat it?
- No.
428
00:22:41,132 --> 00:22:42,930
Smithers, this is Chaumont?
429
00:22:42,931 --> 00:22:46,170
Relax, this is Chateauvillain
430
00:22:46,171 --> 00:22:48,490
and the hotel's real cozy.
431
00:22:48,491 --> 00:22:51,190
I'll know where to come
to hang myself.
432
00:22:56,690 --> 00:22:58,749
Shit, look at that.
433
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,548
Why me, dammit?
434
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:20,707
Guys?
435
00:23:23,648 --> 00:23:25,467
Guys! Fuck it!
436
00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:29,086
- Cool, you got swords.
- Shut up. Look!
437
00:23:29,087 --> 00:23:30,006
What?
438
00:23:30,007 --> 00:23:31,306
That!
439
00:23:31,487 --> 00:23:32,626
What's that?
440
00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:34,646
- What is that?
- What's up?
441
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,105
What's that?
442
00:23:36,487 --> 00:23:38,766
- What's up, guys?
- It's a thing.
443
00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:39,685
What's the doss?
444
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:42,145
- What's up?
- We don't know.
445
00:23:42,766 --> 00:23:44,924
It's a pair of socks rolled up.
446
00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,565
A pair of socks?
447
00:23:46,566 --> 00:23:48,305
You put them on!
448
00:23:48,606 --> 00:23:50,885
What a fine bunch of pussies!
449
00:23:50,886 --> 00:23:51,886
Don't!
450
00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,464
Rolled-up socks.
451
00:24:00,965 --> 00:24:02,383
Sweet.
452
00:24:02,884 --> 00:24:05,303
Try to find me a Diet Coke, please.
453
00:24:06,164 --> 00:24:07,883
I asked earlier.
454
00:24:07,884 --> 00:24:09,683
They only have regular.
455
00:24:09,684 --> 00:24:11,283
In Paris, Diet's regular.
456
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,762
It's called the Paris Inn.
457
00:24:12,763 --> 00:24:14,462
I caught him.
458
00:24:14,963 --> 00:24:16,682
Is he out of his mind?
459
00:24:16,683 --> 00:24:17,683
Dipshit!
460
00:24:17,963 --> 00:24:19,802
It's only a little toad.
461
00:24:19,803 --> 00:24:21,482
It's only a toad.
462
00:24:21,483 --> 00:24:23,702
I only drank 17 Buds today.
463
00:24:24,282 --> 00:24:27,341
I only assfucked my son
at harvest festival.
464
00:24:27,602 --> 00:24:28,621
Dipshit!
465
00:24:31,322 --> 00:24:32,521
Calm down, dude.
466
00:24:32,522 --> 00:24:33,961
Get over your fears.
467
00:24:33,962 --> 00:24:37,100
Bullshit.
I'm not scared of...
468
00:24:37,481 --> 00:24:40,880
It's that idiot
with his half-assed jokes.
469
00:24:40,881 --> 00:24:42,699
And his ballet shoes.
470
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,619
Once again,
471
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,579
you're freaking over nothing.
472
00:24:51,879 --> 00:24:54,539
Know what soothes at times like this?
473
00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:56,219
Only...
474
00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:57,938
music.
475
00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:02,857
Not so long ago,
I met a Tunisian collective.
476
00:25:03,518 --> 00:25:06,937
Last time I went for a massage
but who cares...
477
00:25:09,158 --> 00:25:11,097
Instead of laughing,
478
00:25:11,518 --> 00:25:13,397
find us a guest for tomorrow.
479
00:25:13,398 --> 00:25:14,697
All right.
480
00:25:17,837 --> 00:25:19,137
Smithers!
481
00:25:20,917 --> 00:25:22,336
Please do.
482
00:25:25,836 --> 00:25:29,055
What the fuck are we doing here?
483
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:32,675
Look, we're on a journey.
484
00:25:32,676 --> 00:25:35,475
Every time,
you find something nice to say,
485
00:25:35,476 --> 00:25:38,815
even when we're in complete
shitsville!
486
00:25:39,195 --> 00:25:41,215
Music, Arnold.
487
00:25:41,595 --> 00:25:42,834
Mr. Final Word.
488
00:25:42,835 --> 00:25:44,574
Has to end the conversation.
489
00:25:45,394 --> 00:25:47,814
I'll leave you the final word.
490
00:25:48,355 --> 00:25:50,533
There you go. It's crazy.
491
00:25:51,794 --> 00:25:53,653
You'll see, he's not done.
492
00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:01,613
I left it to you.
493
00:26:01,713 --> 00:26:03,472
He never shuts up.
494
00:26:03,473 --> 00:26:05,972
20 years, and he never shuts up.
495
00:26:06,353 --> 00:26:08,332
Arnold, sound good for you?
496
00:26:08,953 --> 00:26:10,511
One-two. One-two-three.
497
00:26:10,512 --> 00:26:11,812
Perfect.
498
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:16,351
Can you make my voice clearer, please?
499
00:26:16,352 --> 00:26:18,131
- Make it younger?
- No.
500
00:26:18,192 --> 00:26:21,411
Screw you! Is that clearer?
501
00:26:21,671 --> 00:26:23,050
Alex? Okay?
502
00:26:23,471 --> 00:26:25,170
Yeah, okay.
503
00:26:26,471 --> 00:26:27,430
Hello!
504
00:26:27,431 --> 00:26:30,449
This is not a re-run.
I repeat, no re-runs.
505
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:31,630
Do you think
506
00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:35,129
we'd abandon you, cut you loose,
for the whole vacation?
507
00:26:35,670 --> 00:26:37,909
We're not guys like that.
508
00:26:37,910 --> 00:26:39,929
Definitely not.
To prove it,
509
00:26:40,109 --> 00:26:42,388
the Breakfast Show will be on tour
510
00:26:42,389 --> 00:26:46,208
throughout the whole of France
throughout the summer,
511
00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:47,748
in every town and city.
512
00:26:47,749 --> 00:26:50,508
All thanks to our sponsor, Dead
Riders,
513
00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:52,368
the killer drink!
514
00:26:52,468 --> 00:26:54,307
Great!
Today we're in Chaumont,
515
00:26:54,308 --> 00:26:56,448
welcomed by the mayor himself.
516
00:26:57,469 --> 00:26:58,427
That's right.
517
00:26:58,428 --> 00:27:01,147
Today Chaumont, tomorrow...
518
00:27:01,148 --> 00:27:03,167
Thanks, Alex. Wide awake.
519
00:27:03,267 --> 00:27:06,347
The Breakfast Show,
touring France all summer,
520
00:27:06,348 --> 00:27:08,706
coming to your town
521
00:27:08,707 --> 00:27:10,586
for those with no vacation,
522
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:11,706
the forgotten masses,
523
00:27:11,707 --> 00:27:14,266
the holidayless,
the students and workers.
524
00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:16,825
Don't worry, France. You're not alone.
525
00:27:16,826 --> 00:27:18,605
Hell yeah!
526
00:27:22,026 --> 00:27:23,825
The Breakfast Show on tour
527
00:27:23,826 --> 00:27:25,284
all summer!
528
00:27:25,465 --> 00:27:29,145
So here we are outside the town hall
in Chaumont...
529
00:27:29,146 --> 00:27:33,104
So you're a falconer.
All I can say is, what's that?
530
00:27:33,105 --> 00:27:36,884
It means using raptors like Richie
here
531
00:27:37,224 --> 00:27:38,463
to scare birds
532
00:27:38,464 --> 00:27:40,703
that are harmful to the community.
533
00:27:40,704 --> 00:27:41,503
Quite.
534
00:27:41,504 --> 00:27:43,263
A quick example. The pigeon.
535
00:27:43,264 --> 00:27:46,222
No kidding.
The pigeons where I live are hell.
536
00:27:46,223 --> 00:27:48,343
For the benefit of our listeners,
537
00:27:48,344 --> 00:27:50,902
we have Ben, the rookie of the team,
538
00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:53,582
with an eagle on his arm, right?
539
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:55,302
A golden eagle.
540
00:27:55,303 --> 00:27:56,922
How's it feel, Ben?
541
00:27:57,663 --> 00:27:58,802
Scary!
542
00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:04,301
Today, it's my honor
to introduce Jean-Bernard Reduque.
543
00:28:04,302 --> 00:28:06,001
Go ahead, Jean-Bernard.
544
00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:08,060
Hello and thank you, everybody.
545
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,860
Before anything else,
546
00:28:09,861 --> 00:28:11,480
what is cappuccino?
547
00:28:12,141 --> 00:28:14,500
Coffee with cocoa powder on top.
548
00:28:14,501 --> 00:28:16,020
- Absolutely.
- Great.
549
00:28:16,021 --> 00:28:17,940
What if you don't like coffee?
550
00:28:17,941 --> 00:28:20,260
That's where I come in.
551
00:28:20,261 --> 00:28:22,619
With the Chocuccino.
552
00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:24,580
I have a question for him.
553
00:28:24,581 --> 00:28:29,399
Isn't it a pain
to have your forehead sponsored?
554
00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:33,318
For 20,000 a year, I don't think so.
555
00:28:33,619 --> 00:28:36,978
Curly is peanuts, pistachios
and tutti frutti, right?
556
00:28:36,979 --> 00:28:38,158
The whole shebang!
557
00:28:38,539 --> 00:28:41,357
This isn't good.
He's not happy there.
558
00:28:42,299 --> 00:28:43,457
He's ready to attack.
559
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:45,657
Let him peck you 5-6 times.
560
00:28:45,658 --> 00:28:47,817
When he's bored, he'll fly off.
561
00:28:47,818 --> 00:28:51,217
Not powdered milk, chocolate milk.
Milk with chocolate.
562
00:28:51,218 --> 00:28:54,536
That's chocolate and milk,
mixed more.
563
00:28:54,537 --> 00:28:56,917
Mixed more? I get it.
564
00:28:57,377 --> 00:28:59,896
With ground coffee on top.
565
00:28:59,897 --> 00:29:02,816
Have any very tall people at parties
566
00:29:02,817 --> 00:29:04,616
grabbed hold of your head?
567
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:07,575
Maybe a guy thinking
you're a pistachio?
568
00:29:07,576 --> 00:29:08,535
I don't think so.
569
00:29:08,536 --> 00:29:10,895
My money's on the bird.
570
00:29:10,896 --> 00:29:13,495
On the bird?
I bet on Ben then.
571
00:29:13,496 --> 00:29:15,014
I'm gonna clean up.
572
00:29:15,015 --> 00:29:17,255
He's in pain, guys. Do something.
573
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,875
He'll go for the eyes.
574
00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:20,654
What don't you get?
575
00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:22,314
The whole recipe.
576
00:29:22,615 --> 00:29:24,534
Chocolate milk, you know?
577
00:29:24,535 --> 00:29:26,974
Liquid.
With ground coffee on top.
578
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:29,693
I've no problem
adding Paprika or Onion,
579
00:29:29,694 --> 00:29:30,653
or Vinegar.
580
00:29:30,654 --> 00:29:32,013
The issue is space.
581
00:29:32,014 --> 00:29:34,093
It's easy, dammit!
582
00:29:34,094 --> 00:29:36,293
It's chocolate milk
583
00:29:36,294 --> 00:29:37,692
with ground coffee!
584
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:38,973
Richie! Back!
585
00:29:38,974 --> 00:29:40,972
It's simple!
586
00:29:40,973 --> 00:29:43,092
Don't worry, it's okay.
587
00:29:43,093 --> 00:29:44,852
There's no point anymore.
588
00:29:44,853 --> 00:29:46,712
You take chocolate milk
589
00:29:47,093 --> 00:29:49,892
and then you sprinkle coffee on top.
590
00:29:49,893 --> 00:29:50,651
That's right.
591
00:29:50,652 --> 00:29:53,551
So you have
a cappuccino in reverse.
592
00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:06,430
I should explain to listeners,
Richie's asleep.
593
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:12,849
Find me a fella like that
in every town.
594
00:30:12,850 --> 00:30:14,829
We'll be rocking then.
595
00:30:16,570 --> 00:30:18,769
What if I do a regular piece,
596
00:30:18,770 --> 00:30:24,068
a kind of travelogue
about the tour played for laughs?
597
00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:26,148
On air?
598
00:30:26,289 --> 00:30:27,668
Yeah.
599
00:30:28,529 --> 00:30:30,607
Maybe. I don't know...
600
00:30:30,608 --> 00:30:31,888
Maybe not.
601
00:30:31,889 --> 00:30:34,487
After two days, you're on air.
602
00:30:34,488 --> 00:30:36,487
In one week, you'll do the news.
603
00:30:36,488 --> 00:30:38,867
In two weeks,
you'll host the Oscars.
604
00:30:40,248 --> 00:30:43,047
Ben sends the ratings through the
roof.
Doofus!
605
00:30:43,048 --> 00:30:44,048
Come on.
606
00:30:45,847 --> 00:30:49,226
The Bains-Douches nightclub has moved!
607
00:30:54,327 --> 00:30:55,925
You're not coming?
608
00:30:55,926 --> 00:30:57,665
In a few minutes.
609
00:30:59,846 --> 00:31:02,644
Next Sunday is lookalike night,
610
00:31:02,645 --> 00:31:05,965
with special guest star, Richard,
611
00:31:05,966 --> 00:31:08,824
Steven Seagal's official lookalike.
612
00:31:09,685 --> 00:31:12,444
Arnold, I doubt the cigarette...
613
00:31:12,445 --> 00:31:13,704
Bring it on.
614
00:31:14,085 --> 00:31:16,484
581 CVJ 90.
615
00:31:16,485 --> 00:31:18,883
That's the plate of the Dacia
616
00:31:18,884 --> 00:31:22,183
blocking the entrance.
People can't get in the club.
617
00:31:22,204 --> 00:31:23,723
Please move the vehicle.
618
00:31:23,724 --> 00:31:25,082
He's a new dad!
619
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:26,903
I pity his son.
620
00:31:27,324 --> 00:31:29,622
Who is also his nephew.
621
00:31:30,843 --> 00:31:32,522
Put on some Jay-Z, please.
622
00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:34,302
I haven't got him.
623
00:31:34,843 --> 00:31:37,662
- Any Wu Tang?
- No. I already told you.
624
00:31:38,323 --> 00:31:39,082
Snoop?
625
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,182
We only play hits. Blow!
626
00:31:46,561 --> 00:31:48,981
Is that digital or analog?
627
00:31:49,162 --> 00:31:51,060
You, get lost too!
628
00:31:52,681 --> 00:31:55,360
You're missing Dr. Alban's latest hit.
629
00:31:55,361 --> 00:31:56,780
What?
630
00:31:56,801 --> 00:31:58,180
Nothing.
631
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:01,460
No, thanks.
632
00:32:01,521 --> 00:32:05,339
I keep fixating
about your loser story yesterday.
633
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,779
The chick dumped you
with a bag of M&Ms?
634
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,698
She also said
the adventure was over for us.
635
00:32:13,119 --> 00:32:14,918
Bitch!
It's not American Idol.
636
00:32:14,919 --> 00:32:17,938
She's no bitch.
You don't know her, so shut up.
637
00:32:21,118 --> 00:32:22,557
You cheated on her?
638
00:32:22,558 --> 00:32:23,877
No.
639
00:32:23,878 --> 00:32:27,457
5 years with me. She bounced.
I'd have done the same.
640
00:32:27,638 --> 00:32:30,577
Are you nuts? Don't talk like that.
641
00:32:30,678 --> 00:32:32,617
A real man doesn't.
642
00:32:33,357 --> 00:32:36,677
It's over.
Nobody cares whose fault it was.
643
00:32:36,678 --> 00:32:39,296
File her on the bitch pile.
644
00:32:39,837 --> 00:32:42,096
Whatever.
I don't wanna talk about it.
645
00:32:42,596 --> 00:32:44,256
That's a pity.
646
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,135
You're talking to a guy
647
00:32:47,796 --> 00:32:49,975
who got his ass dumped before.
648
00:32:53,515 --> 00:32:55,254
I swear it's true.
649
00:32:55,315 --> 00:32:57,574
Sobbing and everything.
650
00:32:57,955 --> 00:32:59,914
The thousand-mile beard.
651
00:32:59,915 --> 00:33:02,854
Mariah Carey on the iPod, dude!
652
00:33:02,874 --> 00:33:04,594
Then you know it's bad.
653
00:33:04,595 --> 00:33:07,413
I'm just saying, it's no problem.
654
00:33:08,514 --> 00:33:11,933
I know when you see me,
you think, no way.
655
00:33:12,274 --> 00:33:13,973
Because I'm fit.
656
00:33:15,754 --> 00:33:17,853
C'mon, let's burn it up.
657
00:33:17,873 --> 00:33:19,352
Sorry, can't do it.
658
00:33:19,353 --> 00:33:21,253
Force yourself.
659
00:33:21,593 --> 00:33:23,692
Do nothing, nothing's doing.
660
00:33:23,913 --> 00:33:26,772
Do what guys have done
since the dawn of time.
661
00:33:26,913 --> 00:33:28,971
Toss some dosses.
662
00:33:29,113 --> 00:33:30,751
We toss dosses?
663
00:33:30,752 --> 00:33:33,431
Exactly. We toss dosses.
664
00:33:33,432 --> 00:33:36,931
We screw chicks.
We do what we gotta do to get over it.
665
00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:39,410
If you wanna get over it.
666
00:33:40,951 --> 00:33:42,330
Come on...
667
00:33:44,871 --> 00:33:46,490
Straight up, come on.
668
00:33:50,150 --> 00:33:52,609
I wanna get my ass kicked tonight.
669
00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:55,609
By those guys?
670
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:56,950
Maybe not.
671
00:33:58,069 --> 00:33:59,769
I'm not so sure.
672
00:34:00,589 --> 00:34:04,308
You know me.
I'm always up for a brawl.
673
00:34:04,309 --> 00:34:06,688
Especially now. I'm in great shape.
674
00:34:06,989 --> 00:34:10,288
There's only 8 of them.
No, it'd be too easy.
675
00:34:10,589 --> 00:34:12,368
C'mon, relax.
676
00:34:14,229 --> 00:34:16,208
Eye contact. Drink up.
677
00:34:16,628 --> 00:34:17,467
What?
678
00:34:17,468 --> 00:34:19,887
I'd like to be in the media, too.
679
00:34:19,948 --> 00:34:20,907
Like you.
680
00:34:20,908 --> 00:34:22,707
Like us. Exactly the same.
681
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:25,886
But my dad said everything
was run by the...
682
00:34:31,186 --> 00:34:33,465
I'm Jewish, I've got money.
683
00:34:33,466 --> 00:34:35,905
Stick with me, you'll make moola.
684
00:34:35,906 --> 00:34:37,865
You're my cousin, you're family.
685
00:34:37,866 --> 00:34:40,925
Let's go buy gold Rolexes.
686
00:34:44,546 --> 00:34:48,044
Awesome!
You took me to the Garment District.
687
00:34:48,225 --> 00:34:49,184
Spot on!
688
00:34:49,185 --> 00:34:52,064
Movies, TV, banks, magazines...
689
00:34:52,065 --> 00:34:54,103
- They own everything.
- Everything!
690
00:34:54,104 --> 00:34:55,864
Nothing for the rest of us.
691
00:34:55,865 --> 00:34:57,583
Gotta be a Jew to make it.
692
00:34:57,584 --> 00:34:59,823
- Unless you're a fag.
- Or a fag!
693
00:34:59,824 --> 00:35:01,143
Totally.
694
00:35:01,144 --> 00:35:03,203
To big faggots! Drink up.
695
00:35:03,904 --> 00:35:06,203
Just a second, potty visit.
696
00:35:06,624 --> 00:35:08,883
Potty visit? That's cute, too.
697
00:35:08,944 --> 00:35:10,542
I'm gone. She's a Nazi.
698
00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:11,422
Don't care.
699
00:35:11,423 --> 00:35:14,782
Toss that booty and avenge
6 million innocents with your dick.
700
00:35:14,783 --> 00:35:18,161
Screw that! She's Hitler
with a beautician's diploma.
701
00:35:18,262 --> 00:35:19,461
Gentlemen,
702
00:35:19,462 --> 00:35:21,141
I think it's backed up
703
00:35:21,142 --> 00:35:22,981
unless they're freeing Mandela.
704
00:35:22,982 --> 00:35:26,701
She's scum. Screw her mean
and nasty. Bone her dry.
705
00:35:26,702 --> 00:35:27,801
Here, babe!
706
00:35:28,102 --> 00:35:31,420
You're snug as a bug in my little rug.
707
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,620
It's warm and cozy.
708
00:35:33,621 --> 00:35:35,640
Isn't it warm and cozy?
709
00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:47,099
She's hot. You tossed that doss?
710
00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,338
Are you insane?
711
00:35:48,339 --> 00:35:50,978
Dude, start by saying thank you.
712
00:35:50,979 --> 00:35:52,079
Get out!
713
00:35:52,179 --> 00:35:54,538
Without details, not a chance.
714
00:35:54,539 --> 00:35:55,978
Cut it out. You'll wake her!
715
00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:57,458
She's a good doss.
716
00:35:57,459 --> 00:35:58,458
Get out!
717
00:35:58,459 --> 00:35:59,497
A peck on the cheek?
718
00:35:59,498 --> 00:36:01,297
- Dude!
- A quick kiss.
719
00:36:01,298 --> 00:36:03,658
1950s Clark Gable brush of the lips.
720
00:36:03,659 --> 00:36:05,137
Please, go.
721
00:36:05,138 --> 00:36:06,557
Get lost!
722
00:36:07,618 --> 00:36:10,137
Promise to tell all.
Or no more of my fans.
723
00:36:10,138 --> 00:36:11,796
Screw them yourself.
724
00:36:11,818 --> 00:36:15,336
I can't screw them.
I love Sabrina, you know.
725
00:36:15,337 --> 00:36:16,336
Not so loud.
726
00:36:16,337 --> 00:36:18,616
But I like to toss a good doss
727
00:36:18,617 --> 00:36:20,135
and hear all about it.
728
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:21,296
Go!
729
00:36:21,297 --> 00:36:23,276
She didn't mention the...
730
00:36:23,337 --> 00:36:24,215
Fuck!
731
00:36:24,216 --> 00:36:26,535
- It's a little Juden wiener.
- Shut up.
732
00:36:26,536 --> 00:36:28,935
It belongs to a Juden, this wiener.
733
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:29,895
No way.
734
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,275
Hold on.
735
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,615
What's he doing here?
736
00:36:33,616 --> 00:36:36,094
Just checking the mattress. Perfect.
737
00:36:36,095 --> 00:36:37,454
You played me!
738
00:36:37,455 --> 00:36:38,854
Absolutely not.
739
00:36:38,855 --> 00:36:40,174
It wasn't me.
740
00:36:40,175 --> 00:36:42,134
You're great big slimeballs.
741
00:36:42,135 --> 00:36:44,834
You're scum
and I was so nice to you.
742
00:36:44,895 --> 00:36:46,233
Don't leave.
743
00:36:46,294 --> 00:36:47,893
Forget all that.
744
00:36:47,894 --> 00:36:50,493
Room service. Continental breakfast?
745
00:36:50,494 --> 00:36:52,313
I hate your show now.
746
00:36:53,013 --> 00:36:55,133
Say Heil to your dad from me.
747
00:36:55,134 --> 00:36:56,792
You jerkwad.
748
00:36:58,053 --> 00:36:59,292
Dude...
749
00:36:59,293 --> 00:37:00,612
Good doss.
750
00:37:00,613 --> 00:37:01,912
Here...
751
00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:03,452
Eat.
752
00:37:03,453 --> 00:37:05,472
Help you forget the skank.
753
00:37:06,253 --> 00:37:07,531
Don't like life?
754
00:37:07,532 --> 00:37:08,932
Love the Breakfast Show.
755
00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:11,691
And now a concert by Jean-Claude,
756
00:37:11,692 --> 00:37:13,771
playing the musical glasses.
757
00:37:13,772 --> 00:37:15,111
Over to you.
758
00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:21,810
Here, it's ready.
759
00:37:21,811 --> 00:37:23,910
No, he's the joke.
760
00:37:37,730 --> 00:37:39,129
It's animal blood?
761
00:37:39,130 --> 00:37:40,429
Yes.
762
00:37:40,850 --> 00:37:43,228
With bubbles, though.
763
00:38:00,048 --> 00:38:02,587
You thought that was funny?
764
00:38:02,887 --> 00:38:04,506
Did you laugh?
765
00:38:04,807 --> 00:38:07,466
When it's funny, it's funny, period.
766
00:38:15,887 --> 00:38:17,685
Here we have Pinouille.
767
00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:19,645
That one's Poustignale.
768
00:38:19,646 --> 00:38:21,905
And I threw in some Farigoule.
769
00:38:23,046 --> 00:38:24,645
Farigoll, right.
770
00:38:24,646 --> 00:38:26,104
Farigoule!
771
00:38:26,485 --> 00:38:27,784
I love it.
772
00:38:29,085 --> 00:38:32,064
No, I'm kidding you.
It's goat's cheese and cheddar.
773
00:38:34,764 --> 00:38:36,683
You Parisians are such suckers.
774
00:38:36,684 --> 00:38:39,863
Incredible! It works every time.
775
00:38:41,924 --> 00:38:43,282
The idiots!
776
00:38:43,283 --> 00:38:44,703
Here.
777
00:38:47,804 --> 00:38:49,622
That's a cherry.
778
00:38:53,123 --> 00:38:54,522
Please, sir.
779
00:38:54,523 --> 00:38:57,741
How do I become a radio presenter?
780
00:38:58,522 --> 00:39:00,582
I don't know. There's...
781
00:39:00,842 --> 00:39:04,541
There are local stations, the
internet.
When I...
782
00:39:04,562 --> 00:39:05,960
Sorry.
783
00:39:05,961 --> 00:39:08,520
I started out
recording myself on tape.
784
00:39:08,521 --> 00:39:12,360
I film myself with my webcam.
But I don't like seeing myself.
785
00:39:12,361 --> 00:39:14,380
What do you do on it?
786
00:39:15,281 --> 00:39:17,220
I put on voices like this.
787
00:39:17,681 --> 00:39:19,519
Not bad. What else?
788
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,640
Mathieu, don't pester him.
789
00:39:21,641 --> 00:39:22,999
He's not pestering me.
790
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,319
Mathieu, right?
791
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,119
Send me some stuff.
792
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,299
I'll tell you what I think.
793
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,798
Don't bother getting his hopes up.
794
00:39:30,799 --> 00:39:33,498
He's got enough crap into his head.
795
00:39:34,679 --> 00:39:35,838
Dad!
796
00:39:35,839 --> 00:39:37,778
We're going home, I said.
797
00:39:38,519 --> 00:39:40,697
What crap's he got into his head?
798
00:39:40,839 --> 00:39:43,617
Not wanting the same shitty life as
you?
799
00:39:44,038 --> 00:39:45,577
What's your problem?
800
00:39:45,838 --> 00:39:48,077
Butt out. We're fine, thank you.
801
00:39:48,078 --> 00:39:49,756
Yeah, just dandy.
802
00:39:49,757 --> 00:39:52,756
Tell your son he has no right to
dream.
803
00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:55,676
He's gotta be just like his daddy,
804
00:39:55,677 --> 00:39:56,476
an asshole.
805
00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:57,477
Stop it!
806
00:39:59,877 --> 00:40:00,915
I'll smash your face in.
807
00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:02,256
Stop, Arnold.
808
00:40:04,717 --> 00:40:05,995
Yeah, that's right.
809
00:40:05,996 --> 00:40:09,195
Look at him.
He's so happy to be blind.
810
00:40:09,196 --> 00:40:11,395
No projects, no dreams.
811
00:40:11,396 --> 00:40:12,775
A waste of space!
812
00:40:12,795 --> 00:40:14,255
Asshole!
813
00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:17,834
All of you are a waste of space!
814
00:40:17,835 --> 00:40:20,694
Living in shit with a dopey smile.
815
00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:24,294
We're all a waste of space, dammit!
816
00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:26,713
I quit this dumbass show.
817
00:40:26,714 --> 00:40:28,253
It's over!
818
00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:50,951
My fellow bus passengers,
819
00:40:50,952 --> 00:40:52,711
we have for you a song
820
00:40:52,712 --> 00:40:56,830
exclusively
consisting of local dishes.
821
00:40:56,831 --> 00:41:00,790
Dishes from Provence,
the Alps and Riviera, of course,
822
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,430
which is the favorite region
823
00:41:03,431 --> 00:41:05,349
of our good-natured friend here,
824
00:41:05,350 --> 00:41:08,269
our friend Arnold, aka Arnie.
825
00:41:08,270 --> 00:41:11,550
For the perfect picnic,
you need some Pinouille.
826
00:41:11,551 --> 00:41:13,689
A little Pinouille
827
00:41:14,870 --> 00:41:16,409
Some Farigoule
828
00:41:16,509 --> 00:41:17,809
For you, Cyril.
829
00:41:18,189 --> 00:41:21,008
Some Estampanievre and Cagnoule
830
00:41:21,469 --> 00:41:23,548
A touch of Gougnale
831
00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:26,028
That's good.
Use the gougnale sparingly.
832
00:41:26,029 --> 00:41:27,828
It's very strong.
833
00:41:27,829 --> 00:41:29,467
Some Saucinette
834
00:41:29,468 --> 00:41:32,428
Sounds like sausage but it ain't.
835
00:41:32,429 --> 00:41:34,507
And a pinch of Cougne
836
00:41:34,508 --> 00:41:36,207
Some good old cougne.
837
00:41:36,428 --> 00:41:38,367
Don't forget the children
838
00:41:40,108 --> 00:41:41,007
Exactly.
839
00:41:41,028 --> 00:41:43,947
To have a great picnic in the region,
840
00:41:43,948 --> 00:41:45,546
we have all the food,
841
00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:48,826
but without the family,
the picnic's doomed.
842
00:41:48,827 --> 00:41:50,645
How about this...
843
00:41:50,987 --> 00:41:54,086
A little Pinouille, some Farigoule
844
00:41:54,346 --> 00:41:55,825
Some Estampanievre
845
00:41:55,826 --> 00:41:57,905
and Cagnoule
846
00:41:57,906 --> 00:41:59,405
A touch of Gougnale
847
00:41:59,466 --> 00:42:01,185
Some Saucinette
848
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:02,824
A pinch of Cougne
849
00:42:02,825 --> 00:42:04,604
And some mayonnaise
850
00:42:04,665 --> 00:42:06,844
No, Smithers.
851
00:42:07,265 --> 00:42:08,684
No, that doesn't work.
852
00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:10,284
I like mayonnaise.
853
00:42:10,305 --> 00:42:13,664
Who cares if you like it!
These dishes don't exist.
854
00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:15,243
Do you get the idea?
855
00:42:16,465 --> 00:42:18,243
And some Bidoune
856
00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:22,123
- Bidoune's good.
- Bidoune works.
857
00:42:22,464 --> 00:42:24,083
Okay, from the top.
858
00:42:35,942 --> 00:42:38,741
And our Granny...
859
00:42:38,742 --> 00:42:41,461
That's right. Our Granny.
860
00:42:41,462 --> 00:42:45,581
If she isn't there, the picnic's
doomed
because she must be dead.
861
00:42:45,582 --> 00:42:48,381
No, she's alive and in great shape.
862
00:42:48,382 --> 00:42:50,121
For the perfect picnic
863
00:42:50,141 --> 00:42:51,820
You need some Jugnole
864
00:42:51,821 --> 00:42:53,580
A tart of Mougnarde
865
00:42:53,581 --> 00:42:55,400
And some Bidoune...
866
00:43:31,737 --> 00:43:33,816
Look, it's obvious.
867
00:43:33,817 --> 00:43:36,176
She pees sta...
868
00:43:36,177 --> 00:43:37,636
Standing up.
869
00:43:38,017 --> 00:43:40,596
Sure, but nothing comes out.
870
00:43:42,497 --> 00:43:44,395
Hey, Daniel(le).
871
00:43:51,136 --> 00:43:52,494
Well, Daniel(le),
872
00:43:52,495 --> 00:43:54,075
we were wondering,
873
00:43:54,256 --> 00:43:55,875
for no real reason...
874
00:43:56,455 --> 00:43:57,594
Are you hitched?
875
00:43:57,655 --> 00:43:59,194
Or not?
876
00:44:00,255 --> 00:44:02,354
15 years with my partner.
877
00:44:04,455 --> 00:44:07,593
And what's the name...
878
00:44:08,374 --> 00:44:09,633
of your beloved?
879
00:44:10,174 --> 00:44:11,553
Dominique.
880
00:44:12,574 --> 00:44:14,492
Very pretty.
881
00:44:14,493 --> 00:44:16,412
It's an ambiguous name.
882
00:44:16,413 --> 00:44:17,312
Yes.
883
00:44:17,373 --> 00:44:18,792
Like Daniel(le).
884
00:44:23,733 --> 00:44:26,391
Thanks, we have all we need.
885
00:44:26,612 --> 00:44:28,191
See you back there.
886
00:44:37,051 --> 00:44:38,990
You blank your dad's call?
887
00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,290
He's a pain.
888
00:44:41,291 --> 00:44:42,291
Why?
889
00:44:42,811 --> 00:44:44,970
He's always there, stifling me.
890
00:44:44,971 --> 00:44:48,030
I'm unhappy.
Daddy loves me too much. Stifles me.
891
00:44:48,851 --> 00:44:50,710
I'm gonna go home.
892
00:44:51,370 --> 00:44:55,149
It's pointless staying.
You don't read my stuff, good or bad.
893
00:45:01,889 --> 00:45:03,468
Where are you going?
894
00:45:04,889 --> 00:45:07,067
Don't you want to go on air?
895
00:45:07,248 --> 00:45:08,548
What?
896
00:45:08,729 --> 00:45:10,547
You did stand-up?
897
00:45:10,648 --> 00:45:12,647
This is the same but easier.
898
00:45:12,648 --> 00:45:14,227
What's up? Scared?
899
00:45:14,328 --> 00:45:15,787
No. What do I say?
900
00:45:16,328 --> 00:45:19,027
Whatever.
As long as it's funny.
901
00:45:22,047 --> 00:45:23,786
Jeremie!
902
00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,806
You drank how many Riders today?
903
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,545
Maybe fifteen.
904
00:45:28,567 --> 00:45:30,306
Way too many!
905
00:45:35,206 --> 00:45:36,485
I don't have time.
906
00:45:36,486 --> 00:45:37,765
I'm on air tomorrow.
907
00:45:37,766 --> 00:45:40,904
Justine, this is Ben.
He's my straight twin.
908
00:45:43,045 --> 00:45:44,484
It makes her laugh.
909
00:45:44,485 --> 00:45:45,905
Come on in.
910
00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:52,183
This is Blast!
911
00:45:52,244 --> 00:45:53,923
I read it, it's great.
912
00:45:53,924 --> 00:45:55,703
Turn the sound up
913
00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,343
And shut up
914
00:45:58,364 --> 00:45:59,383
Hi, Limoges.
915
00:46:00,844 --> 00:46:03,923
It's the show
that gets your head out of your ass.
916
00:46:03,924 --> 00:46:05,962
This morning, I want to introduce
917
00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:08,862
a young writer,
who's our latest contributor.
918
00:46:09,003 --> 00:46:12,022
Give it up for Mr. Ben, aka Ben Hur!
919
00:46:13,643 --> 00:46:15,741
Okay, Mr. Ben, we're listening.
920
00:46:17,082 --> 00:46:19,061
Hello, Limoges.
921
00:46:46,479 --> 00:46:48,038
Slight technical problem.
922
00:46:48,039 --> 00:46:51,258
Smithers, it'd be nice
if folks could hear us.
923
00:46:51,399 --> 00:46:52,538
I read it?
924
00:46:56,479 --> 00:46:58,177
I know what you're thinking.
925
00:46:58,358 --> 00:47:02,818
You people in the square here,
you're thinking, Who are they?
926
00:47:02,918 --> 00:47:05,257
What are they doing here? Simple.
927
00:47:05,478 --> 00:47:08,757
We work for a station that was No.1.
Blast FM.
928
00:47:08,758 --> 00:47:10,356
We were No.1.
929
00:47:10,357 --> 00:47:12,376
When you're No.1, anything goes.
930
00:47:12,557 --> 00:47:15,436
You run into the boss and you say,
931
00:47:15,437 --> 00:47:17,736
"Dude, I screwed your wife.
932
00:47:17,916 --> 00:47:19,775
"Put her on a diet."
933
00:47:20,357 --> 00:47:22,635
When you're No.1, your boss
934
00:47:22,636 --> 00:47:26,555
calls up his wife and says,
"I spoke to Alex, I'm not happy.
935
00:47:26,556 --> 00:47:27,815
"Get on a diet."
936
00:47:29,795 --> 00:47:32,095
Same goes for the listeners.
937
00:47:32,435 --> 00:47:34,274
You put them on hold forever.
938
00:47:34,275 --> 00:47:35,794
One time, a teen called in.
939
00:47:35,795 --> 00:47:38,654
By the time he got on air,
he had 2 kids.
940
00:47:41,515 --> 00:47:43,614
We'd become mean motherfuckers.
941
00:47:43,754 --> 00:47:45,114
But we were No.1.
942
00:47:45,115 --> 00:47:47,413
We were bigheaded bastards.
943
00:47:47,754 --> 00:47:49,233
Totally disconnected.
944
00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:53,273
Like Adolf Eichmann arriving in court,
turning to his counsel and saying,
945
00:47:53,274 --> 00:47:55,373
"Funny, they don't like me here.
946
00:47:57,153 --> 00:47:59,032
"Why do they look so mad?"
947
00:47:59,033 --> 00:48:01,532
Except that being a dick
948
00:48:01,633 --> 00:48:04,572
catches up with you
and you become No.2.
949
00:48:04,752 --> 00:48:06,851
And that's why we're here.
950
00:48:07,272 --> 00:48:08,531
It's our punishment.
951
00:48:10,112 --> 00:48:13,211
You guys who live here
must've really messed up.
952
00:48:14,992 --> 00:48:17,950
Seriously, try to understand.
None of us said,
953
00:48:17,951 --> 00:48:22,130
"Fuck LA,
let's do the Cheese Trail this
summer."
954
00:48:22,871 --> 00:48:24,670
We're doing the Cheese Trail.
955
00:48:24,671 --> 00:48:25,990
But in the end,
956
00:48:25,991 --> 00:48:27,449
thinking about it...
957
00:48:28,311 --> 00:48:30,109
It means we get to see you.
958
00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:31,449
Straight up.
959
00:48:31,830 --> 00:48:33,849
For years, we talked to folks
960
00:48:34,229 --> 00:48:36,148
we thought we'd never see.
961
00:48:36,149 --> 00:48:38,348
You were just statistics.
962
00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:42,128
The 15-25s, 16P+,
homekeepers under 50...
963
00:48:42,309 --> 00:48:44,608
For the first time, we see you.
964
00:48:44,869 --> 00:48:48,567
What I mean is,
let's get to know each other.
965
00:48:48,748 --> 00:48:50,887
We're the Breakfast Club.
966
00:48:51,988 --> 00:48:53,287
Nice to meet you.
967
00:48:53,868 --> 00:48:55,047
Good job!
968
00:48:55,588 --> 00:48:57,047
Well done, guys.
969
00:49:06,667 --> 00:49:07,846
Good work.
970
00:49:35,064 --> 00:49:37,043
First times are tough.
971
00:49:37,904 --> 00:49:41,002
Live on national radio,
that's big pressure.
972
00:49:42,224 --> 00:49:43,843
Anyway,
973
00:49:44,183 --> 00:49:47,502
your text was on fire.
They were killing themselves.
974
00:49:47,503 --> 00:49:49,902
Sure, they were. It was funny.
975
00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:53,042
You're funny and I'm not. Great.
976
00:49:53,103 --> 00:49:54,901
Pissed off, you're a jerk.
977
00:49:54,902 --> 00:49:56,721
I'm just being honest.
978
00:49:56,863 --> 00:49:58,621
You went on stage in NYC.
979
00:49:58,622 --> 00:50:01,861
New York!
That pees on radio.
980
00:50:01,862 --> 00:50:05,641
Don't you get it?
It's bullshit. I never went on stage.
981
00:50:05,701 --> 00:50:07,380
I stood there like a dick
982
00:50:07,381 --> 00:50:08,960
but I never went on.
983
00:50:08,981 --> 00:50:10,400
I always lied.
984
00:50:13,340 --> 00:50:14,419
I didn't know.
985
00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:17,579
I bottle out, dammit,
and you've just got it.
986
00:50:17,580 --> 00:50:18,820
Here's what we do.
987
00:50:18,821 --> 00:50:21,359
I write and you do it live.
988
00:50:24,139 --> 00:50:26,219
Arnold'll give us so much shit.
989
00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:27,778
Cut it out.
990
00:50:27,779 --> 00:50:31,638
First time we got applauded.
Arnold won't say a thing.
991
00:50:32,579 --> 00:50:35,038
Do nothing, nothing's doing.
992
00:50:36,539 --> 00:50:38,918
Don't you wanna make people laugh?
993
00:50:38,938 --> 00:50:40,437
Sure.
994
00:50:43,298 --> 00:50:45,277
You have no problem with that?
995
00:50:45,977 --> 00:50:48,076
If you make 'em laugh, no.
996
00:50:50,537 --> 00:50:51,596
It's cool.
997
00:50:54,537 --> 00:50:55,537
Alex!
998
00:50:56,296 --> 00:50:59,276
Your sister Jennifer keeps calling.
999
00:51:02,296 --> 00:51:03,555
Thanks.
1000
00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:08,114
Don't die.
1001
00:51:08,376 --> 00:51:10,075
I'd have nothing to say.
1002
00:51:19,094 --> 00:51:20,953
Or we have croque-monsieur
1003
00:51:21,654 --> 00:51:22,993
or croque-madame.
1004
00:51:23,814 --> 00:51:26,153
Daniel(le), what'll it be?
1005
00:51:27,014 --> 00:51:28,513
I'm not sure.
1006
00:51:30,853 --> 00:51:32,592
I'll take a mixed salad.
1007
00:51:33,533 --> 00:51:34,773
Smart choice.
1008
00:51:34,774 --> 00:51:37,572
For tomorrow,
I sketched out a few ideas...
1009
00:51:37,573 --> 00:51:38,572
Excuse me.
1010
00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:40,211
10 years I've known you
1011
00:51:40,212 --> 00:51:41,932
and we only meet sis now.
1012
00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:43,892
She lives 500 km from Paris.
1013
00:51:43,893 --> 00:51:45,491
I never see her either.
1014
00:51:45,492 --> 00:51:48,671
You don't want Cyril
getting it on with her.
1015
00:51:49,692 --> 00:51:51,751
- Depends if she's hot.
- Sure.
1016
00:51:51,971 --> 00:51:53,151
Guys,
1017
00:51:53,891 --> 00:51:55,490
she's my sister.
1018
00:51:55,491 --> 00:51:57,991
Show some respect, please.
1019
00:51:58,411 --> 00:51:59,670
She's hot.
1020
00:51:59,771 --> 00:52:02,649
Can we focus on tomorrow?
It won't take long.
1021
00:52:02,650 --> 00:52:04,410
Hold on a second.
1022
00:52:04,411 --> 00:52:06,409
Your sister's coming on the tour?
1023
00:52:06,410 --> 00:52:08,329
How long do you need?
1024
00:52:08,330 --> 00:52:10,929
Good question, Arnold. I've no idea.
1025
00:52:10,930 --> 00:52:13,289
It depends on the vibes I'm feeling.
1026
00:52:13,290 --> 00:52:15,788
No feeling, guys. She's my sister.
1027
00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:17,288
She's 22, fragile,
1028
00:52:17,289 --> 00:52:19,568
doesn't know life,
just lost herjob...
1029
00:52:19,569 --> 00:52:21,848
Don't even think about it.
Respect.
1030
00:52:21,849 --> 00:52:25,128
Right, back off
and let's focus on tomorrow.
1031
00:52:25,129 --> 00:52:28,727
I bet you 1,000 euros
you can't nail her in 2 days.
1032
00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:32,127
No way. Money is not a goal for me.
1033
00:52:32,128 --> 00:52:33,127
1,000 euros.
1034
00:52:33,128 --> 00:52:36,087
Well, maybe I could be tempted, sure.
1035
00:52:36,088 --> 00:52:38,207
Shut up, he's shitting you.
1036
00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:39,846
Calm down.
1037
00:52:39,847 --> 00:52:41,346
She's not a whore.
1038
00:52:41,368 --> 00:52:44,526
You said you hadn't seen her.
Maybe she's changed.
1039
00:52:44,527 --> 00:52:46,066
Shut the fuck up!
1040
00:52:46,607 --> 00:52:48,545
Don't take it like that.
1041
00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:52,545
Mind that wasp.
1042
00:52:54,446 --> 00:52:56,065
Can we work now?
1043
00:52:58,445 --> 00:52:59,704
Hey.
1044
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,184
Hey, sweets.
1045
00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:07,784
- Okay?
- Fine.
1046
00:53:09,844 --> 00:53:12,903
Guys, this is Jennifer, my sister.
1047
00:53:14,204 --> 00:53:16,103
Hi, I'm Cyril.
1048
00:53:16,204 --> 00:53:18,083
Welcome aboard.
1049
00:53:18,084 --> 00:53:20,882
I'd just like to say, with us,
1050
00:53:20,883 --> 00:53:23,862
in 2 days,
you'll forget you got fired.
1051
00:53:27,203 --> 00:53:29,142
You told them?
1052
00:53:29,323 --> 00:53:31,782
- No, I was...
- I need a shower.
1053
00:53:41,041 --> 00:53:42,521
Here. We're working here.
1054
00:53:42,522 --> 00:53:44,220
When you're ready.
1055
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:52,439
Alex,
1056
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,180
my dick's numb.
No fucking tonight.
1057
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,359
- Sorry.
- Very smooth.
1058
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,659
No, it's a running joke
with your brother.
1059
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,399
I can't find my charger,
1060
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,739
maybe I could borrow yours?
1061
00:54:06,599 --> 00:54:08,719
When I'm done, I'll bring it over.
1062
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,898
I just need a quick burst.
1063
00:54:26,157 --> 00:54:28,376
7%. At 10, I'm gone.
1064
00:54:35,636 --> 00:54:37,555
Alex said you took photos.
1065
00:54:37,556 --> 00:54:39,196
I still do.
1066
00:54:39,197 --> 00:54:40,816
Can I see?
1067
00:54:41,117 --> 00:54:43,455
No, they won't interest you.
1068
00:54:43,796 --> 00:54:45,575
I am interested.
1069
00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:47,516
Let's see.
1070
00:54:54,715 --> 00:54:57,034
Who are these people?
1071
00:54:57,035 --> 00:54:58,774
All my exes.
1072
00:54:58,835 --> 00:55:00,034
Just kidding.
1073
00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:02,534
They're people who don't like me.
1074
00:55:02,835 --> 00:55:06,133
It's weird,
I like taking photos of haters.
1075
00:55:06,234 --> 00:55:10,132
They didn't want to give me anything
but in the end, they do.
1076
00:55:10,754 --> 00:55:11,872
I'm a loony.
1077
00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:12,952
No, you're cool.
1078
00:55:12,953 --> 00:55:14,932
I mean, it's cool.
1079
00:55:17,913 --> 00:55:19,892
10%. I'll be going.
1080
00:55:20,392 --> 00:55:22,772
Stay till 20% if you want.
1081
00:55:23,992 --> 00:55:25,771
Or even 30%.
1082
00:55:25,792 --> 00:55:28,071
You can even stay till 100%.
1083
00:55:28,072 --> 00:55:29,411
What?
1084
00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:31,051
30%.
1085
00:55:34,032 --> 00:55:36,830
It's a bit tricky, in terms of Alex.
1086
00:55:36,831 --> 00:55:39,110
I know,
but it's not what you think.
1087
00:55:39,111 --> 00:55:41,869
It's not about the money, you know.
1088
00:55:41,870 --> 00:55:43,350
But 1,000 euros!
1089
00:55:43,351 --> 00:55:46,589
She's cute,
but she seems a bit mixed-up.
1090
00:55:46,590 --> 00:55:48,889
- Fragile.
- Yeah, forget it.
1091
00:55:49,790 --> 00:55:52,869
- If I got a vibe, I'd go for it.
- There was no vibe.
1092
00:55:52,870 --> 00:55:56,068
Guys! Arnold got the ratings.
We're up 1.5 points.
1093
00:55:56,069 --> 00:55:56,949
What?
1094
00:55:56,950 --> 00:55:58,329
1.5 points.
1095
00:55:58,469 --> 00:55:59,388
Seriously?
1096
00:55:59,389 --> 00:56:00,708
Straight up.
1097
00:56:00,709 --> 00:56:01,968
No kidding?
1098
00:56:02,309 --> 00:56:03,347
There you go.
1099
00:56:03,348 --> 00:56:04,967
That's awesome!
1100
00:56:07,908 --> 00:56:09,147
Awesome!
1101
00:56:09,148 --> 00:56:10,987
What's 1.5 points mean?
1102
00:56:10,988 --> 00:56:13,447
It means 800,000 listeners, dummy.
1103
00:56:14,908 --> 00:56:16,246
Guys, cool.
1104
00:56:16,508 --> 00:56:19,447
We've proved nothing yet. Come on.
1105
00:56:22,507 --> 00:56:25,326
Calm down.
We've proved nothing yet.
1106
00:56:29,026 --> 00:56:30,525
1.5 points!
1107
00:57:24,861 --> 00:57:26,240
Consumer's Choice
1108
00:57:28,781 --> 00:57:30,900
This is the Breakfast Show.
1109
00:57:30,901 --> 00:57:33,900
You gotta know,
we have people on the phones.
1110
00:57:33,901 --> 00:57:34,659
Hello.
1111
00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:36,859
Your show's just great,
1112
00:57:36,860 --> 00:57:38,939
but it's down to the writer.
1113
00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:41,498
You sense a real comic talent.
1114
00:57:41,499 --> 00:57:43,778
Sharp, witty, nails it every time.
1115
00:57:43,779 --> 00:57:45,458
Say, I have a doubt.
1116
00:57:45,459 --> 00:57:48,738
Doesn't that sound
like Ben's dad's voice?
1117
00:57:48,739 --> 00:57:50,458
I think it's him, yes.
1118
00:57:50,459 --> 00:57:52,058
Not at all.
1119
00:57:52,059 --> 00:57:53,598
- Hey, dad.
- Hi, son.
1120
00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:54,498
Okay, guys?
1121
00:57:54,499 --> 00:57:56,417
Hello, Mr. Jablonsky.
1122
00:57:56,418 --> 00:57:58,918
Hi, audience. How are you today?
1123
00:58:47,373 --> 00:58:49,073
Why are you stopping?
1124
00:58:49,574 --> 00:58:51,912
It's beautiful, you shitheads.
1125
00:59:04,052 --> 00:59:05,931
This is so beautiful!
1126
00:59:05,932 --> 00:59:07,831
It tears my eyes out.
1127
00:59:08,052 --> 00:59:11,991
Scenery like that
makes me feel like a tiny little shit.
1128
00:59:12,331 --> 00:59:14,310
It works without the scenery.
1129
00:59:15,172 --> 00:59:17,650
Yeah, but here even more so.
1130
00:59:17,651 --> 00:59:19,550
You really jerk my chain.
1131
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:21,629
Seriously.
1132
00:59:22,251 --> 00:59:23,590
We're fooling.
1133
00:59:23,650 --> 00:59:26,429
Sorry, Cyril, it was just a joke.
1134
00:59:26,691 --> 00:59:28,609
I had an announcement to make.
1135
00:59:28,610 --> 00:59:29,609
What's up?
1136
00:59:29,610 --> 00:59:31,789
- Forget it.
- I was kidding.
1137
00:59:32,330 --> 00:59:33,949
You know what?
1138
00:59:34,289 --> 00:59:36,028
You're such assholes.
1139
00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:39,208
I get serious for once
1140
00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:41,088
and what do you come back with?
1141
00:59:41,089 --> 00:59:42,348
Jokes!
1142
00:59:44,329 --> 00:59:45,627
You're the joke!
1143
00:59:46,729 --> 00:59:48,627
A bunch of clowns.
1144
00:59:48,769 --> 00:59:51,907
We can't talk normally for once?
1145
00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:56,327
You've always got to pick on something
to get a laugh.
1146
00:59:56,328 --> 00:59:58,106
And if it hurts a pal,
1147
00:59:58,248 --> 00:59:59,766
who cares?
1148
00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:01,286
C'mon, Cyril...
1149
01:00:01,287 --> 01:00:04,126
As long as everybody laughs.
It's true.
1150
01:00:04,127 --> 01:00:05,626
Did you laugh?
1151
01:00:06,086 --> 01:00:08,206
You didn't? It wasn't funny?
1152
01:00:08,207 --> 01:00:09,845
If it's funny,
1153
01:00:09,846 --> 01:00:11,745
it's funny, period.
1154
01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:16,505
But what your pal's feeling,
1155
01:00:17,686 --> 01:00:18,905
who cares?
1156
01:00:18,965 --> 01:00:21,384
Daddy-o, what's rattled your cage?
1157
01:00:21,406 --> 01:00:23,664
Shut up! You all piss me off!
1158
01:00:24,565 --> 01:00:26,264
I'm tired!
1159
01:00:28,284 --> 01:00:30,083
Listen up, and if you can't,
1160
01:00:30,084 --> 01:00:33,783
how about a little joke?
Ready, guys?
1161
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:35,563
Those are the bus keys.
1162
01:00:35,564 --> 01:00:36,863
I'm the King of Comedy.
1163
01:00:38,084 --> 01:00:38,842
Fuck!
1164
01:00:38,843 --> 01:00:39,843
Shit!
1165
01:00:46,803 --> 01:00:48,981
Weren't those the bus keys?
1166
01:00:49,803 --> 01:00:51,501
It was a joke.
1167
01:00:51,883 --> 01:00:53,961
So it wasn't great.
1168
01:00:53,962 --> 01:00:55,101
Chill.
1169
01:00:56,402 --> 01:00:57,941
Excuse me.
1170
01:01:00,722 --> 01:01:02,900
You got a spare key?
1171
01:01:05,881 --> 01:01:08,900
Thanks for everything.
Sorry about that idiot.
1172
01:01:32,159 --> 01:01:35,417
I get the picture. You're not happy.
1173
01:01:36,558 --> 01:01:38,198
Better not be forever.
1174
01:01:38,199 --> 01:01:39,297
I messed up.
1175
01:01:39,998 --> 01:01:41,297
Let's say.
1176
01:01:41,318 --> 01:01:43,237
But if you think about it,
1177
01:01:43,238 --> 01:01:46,796
how could I know
we had the only driver without 2 keys?
1178
01:01:46,797 --> 01:01:49,616
I'm sorry, that is so unprofessional.
1179
01:01:52,477 --> 01:01:54,195
We're up 1 million listeners,
1180
01:01:54,196 --> 01:01:56,316
this far from making it!
1181
01:01:56,317 --> 01:01:57,555
But no!
1182
01:01:57,556 --> 01:01:59,976
Smartypants commits collective
suicide.
1183
01:02:00,037 --> 01:02:02,415
Dump the keys, walk across France.
1184
01:02:02,436 --> 01:02:06,895
You realize there's no show tomorrow
because of your stupidity?
1185
01:02:12,995 --> 01:02:14,814
He's not wrong, dude.
1186
01:02:16,994 --> 01:02:19,933
You're older than us
and more irresponsible.
1187
01:02:20,994 --> 01:02:23,013
You never get any better.
1188
01:02:23,914 --> 01:02:26,993
You realize you never get any better?
1189
01:02:26,994 --> 01:02:28,313
You're ultra-immature.
1190
01:02:28,314 --> 01:02:31,833
Funny you should say so,
I get no sense of that.
1191
01:02:31,834 --> 01:02:33,252
Precisely.
1192
01:02:33,953 --> 01:02:35,692
How old are you?
1193
01:02:36,513 --> 01:02:37,892
How old do you think?
1194
01:02:46,072 --> 01:02:49,111
Shit!
Sorry, it slipped out of my hands.
1195
01:02:49,112 --> 01:02:50,551
Isn't that crazy?
1196
01:02:50,552 --> 01:02:53,210
You must have spare set.
You're a pro.
1197
01:02:54,951 --> 01:02:56,290
Who's immature?
1198
01:02:57,111 --> 01:02:58,750
I'm gonna kill you!
1199
01:02:58,751 --> 01:02:59,829
There's a car!
1200
01:02:59,830 --> 01:03:01,050
You drive me nuts!
1201
01:03:04,711 --> 01:03:06,049
Leo...
1202
01:03:08,110 --> 01:03:09,489
Deep breaths.
1203
01:03:11,630 --> 01:03:12,589
The rapper, Leo.
1204
01:03:12,590 --> 01:03:14,549
Help him, guys.
1205
01:03:14,550 --> 01:03:15,929
Leo the rapper?
1206
01:03:16,029 --> 01:03:17,228
Fuck it, it's...
1207
01:03:17,229 --> 01:03:18,888
We don't understand.
1208
01:03:20,469 --> 01:03:22,288
See? You've pissed him off.
1209
01:03:22,429 --> 01:03:24,928
Leonardo da Vitry? You're nuts.
1210
01:03:24,948 --> 01:03:26,668
Jeremie recognized the car.
1211
01:03:26,669 --> 01:03:28,947
Even if it's him, he's a shit.
1212
01:03:28,948 --> 01:03:30,667
We need a guest for tomorrow.
1213
01:03:30,668 --> 01:03:32,646
So what? We'll...
1214
01:03:32,668 --> 01:03:35,247
Just ask Ben
to write you a sketch.
1215
01:03:37,667 --> 01:03:38,506
What's going on?
1216
01:03:38,507 --> 01:03:40,166
He's bigger than ever.
1217
01:03:40,187 --> 01:03:42,366
Get the hell off my steps!
1218
01:03:42,507 --> 01:03:43,426
Hi.
1219
01:03:43,427 --> 01:03:45,365
I'm a great fan.
1220
01:03:45,827 --> 01:03:47,085
Who invited you?
1221
01:03:48,387 --> 01:03:50,645
Hi. Actually...
1222
01:03:50,786 --> 01:03:52,885
We present the Breakfast Club.
1223
01:03:54,425 --> 01:03:55,624
On Blast FM.
1224
01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:57,904
You came on a few years ago.
1225
01:03:57,905 --> 01:04:01,524
You remember.
No hellos, no goodbyes, all that.
1226
01:04:01,945 --> 01:04:03,744
Know what? See that?
1227
01:04:03,745 --> 01:04:06,324
Suck it good, dickwad.
1228
01:04:07,105 --> 01:04:08,784
What a jerk!
1229
01:04:08,785 --> 01:04:10,923
Henri from the laundry sent us.
1230
01:04:14,064 --> 01:04:15,463
How do you know Henri?
1231
01:04:15,464 --> 01:04:17,522
He's a friend of my dad's.
1232
01:04:20,383 --> 01:04:21,923
How do you know Henri?
1233
01:04:22,584 --> 01:04:23,802
No sweat.
1234
01:04:24,343 --> 01:04:26,602
- Let's go.
- Just a second.
1235
01:04:26,983 --> 01:04:28,321
Excuse me.
1236
01:04:29,503 --> 01:04:30,661
You're a rap fan?
1237
01:04:30,662 --> 01:04:33,421
Yeah, I listen to some. I like it.
1238
01:04:33,422 --> 01:04:34,561
Like what?
1239
01:04:35,382 --> 01:04:37,620
You know Taboo
from Black Eyed Peach?
1240
01:04:37,621 --> 01:04:41,841
I just accepted him
as a friend on facebook.
1241
01:04:43,021 --> 01:04:45,920
Thanks, Cyril.
We need a guest for tomorrow's show.
1242
01:04:46,061 --> 01:04:47,740
If you can help, it's cool.
1243
01:04:47,741 --> 01:04:49,259
We all love what you do.
1244
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:50,480
What time?
1245
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,640
In the morning, actually.
1246
01:04:54,580 --> 01:04:58,119
We air in the morning.
The good thing is...
1247
01:05:07,379 --> 01:05:10,298
A lot of people tune in
in the morning.
1248
01:05:10,299 --> 01:05:11,877
The morning?
1249
01:05:12,298 --> 01:05:15,417
Mornings suck.
Let's do it at night.
1250
01:05:15,418 --> 01:05:17,997
You don't get it.
It's the morning show.
1251
01:05:18,378 --> 01:05:20,237
Like the evening news.
1252
01:05:21,618 --> 01:05:24,397
It's the evening news,
not afternoon news.
1253
01:05:27,337 --> 01:05:29,356
- We'll see, guys.
- What?
1254
01:05:29,657 --> 01:05:31,056
We'll see what?
1255
01:05:31,057 --> 01:05:34,176
No way!
You said, no work on vacation.
1256
01:05:34,177 --> 01:05:35,256
Screw the show!
1257
01:05:35,257 --> 01:05:38,455
Keep frying your ass and shut your
hole!
1258
01:05:38,456 --> 01:05:41,215
You shut your hole.
Flossing for your crew,
1259
01:05:41,216 --> 01:05:43,614
with your micro-dick stinking of shit!
1260
01:05:43,615 --> 01:05:45,714
Because it's been up your ass!
1261
01:05:46,656 --> 01:05:47,895
What did you say?
1262
01:05:47,896 --> 01:05:49,794
Say that again, faggot!
1263
01:05:50,296 --> 01:05:51,774
Quit busting my balls!
1264
01:05:51,775 --> 01:05:54,293
Say it! I'll fuck you up!
1265
01:05:54,294 --> 01:05:56,174
I dare you to repeat it!
1266
01:05:56,175 --> 01:05:57,773
Pain in the ass!
1267
01:05:57,774 --> 01:05:59,954
Come down here, I'll fuck you up!
1268
01:06:00,135 --> 01:06:02,373
Fuck you,
I'll pussywhip your manhole!
1269
01:06:02,374 --> 01:06:03,913
Right here, right now.
1270
01:06:04,134 --> 01:06:06,373
I like her. She's solar.
1271
01:06:06,374 --> 01:06:08,212
She has great energy.
1272
01:06:08,213 --> 01:06:09,733
I'm so gonna fuck you up!
1273
01:06:09,734 --> 01:06:12,133
Let's blow
before the shit hits the fan.
1274
01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:14,412
We'll be going. Thank you, ma'am.
1275
01:06:14,413 --> 01:06:16,112
No problem, fuck you!
1276
01:06:16,133 --> 01:06:17,712
- Thanks.
- The rap cliche.
1277
01:06:17,853 --> 01:06:18,812
Get outta here!
1278
01:06:18,813 --> 01:06:20,431
Come on, we're gone.
1279
01:06:20,572 --> 01:06:24,191
You faggots,
go suck each other off in the cellar.
1280
01:06:25,012 --> 01:06:26,231
You too, nigglet.
1281
01:06:26,452 --> 01:06:29,390
Run along, you black piece of shit.
1282
01:06:31,932 --> 01:06:34,730
Monday to Tuesday, we rape ya
1283
01:06:34,731 --> 01:06:37,930
Wednesday to Thursday, we rape ya
1284
01:06:37,931 --> 01:06:40,930
Friday with my homies, we rape ya
1285
01:06:40,931 --> 01:06:43,930
Saturday with the family, we rape ya
1286
01:06:43,931 --> 01:06:46,969
No condom, no mercy
if you're with NYPD
1287
01:06:46,970 --> 01:06:48,629
We rape ya
1288
01:06:50,329 --> 01:06:53,169
Leonardo da Vitry
fucks you without pity
1289
01:06:53,170 --> 01:06:54,448
Wet your panties
1290
01:06:54,449 --> 01:06:58,148
I'm gonna gape your booty
Get me, pretty
1291
01:06:58,449 --> 01:07:01,427
Dump your corpse in the city
1292
01:07:01,689 --> 01:07:04,187
Get ready, you hoes
1293
01:07:05,409 --> 01:07:07,407
Leonardo da Vitry
1294
01:07:07,408 --> 01:07:09,787
Weekly pussyhound
1295
01:07:10,848 --> 01:07:11,727
Well?
1296
01:07:11,728 --> 01:07:15,086
You keep pretty busy during the week.
1297
01:07:15,087 --> 01:07:16,886
For me, it's huge.
1298
01:07:16,887 --> 01:07:19,046
You're nuts. It stinks.
1299
01:07:19,047 --> 01:07:20,086
A pile of shit.
1300
01:07:20,087 --> 01:07:21,806
That we can agree on.
1301
01:07:21,807 --> 01:07:24,525
I wanted to play unplugged.
My wife refused.
1302
01:07:24,526 --> 01:07:26,965
She says rappers don't play guitar.
1303
01:07:26,966 --> 01:07:28,285
A real shame.
1304
01:07:28,286 --> 01:07:29,625
She talks nasty.
1305
01:07:30,926 --> 01:07:32,165
She talks bad to me.
1306
01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:33,685
No kidding.
1307
01:07:33,686 --> 01:07:35,065
She's very...
1308
01:07:35,846 --> 01:07:36,846
Here.
1309
01:07:37,765 --> 01:07:41,044
I'm sick of it.
Cooped up here every summer.
1310
01:07:41,045 --> 01:07:43,404
Maybe she'll let me out for a ride.
1311
01:07:43,405 --> 01:07:45,264
To go to the market.
1312
01:07:45,764 --> 01:07:46,723
Fuck it!
1313
01:07:46,724 --> 01:07:48,223
He's suffering.
1314
01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:50,743
She makes me a freak show.
1315
01:07:50,765 --> 01:07:52,783
I stink of defeat.
1316
01:07:53,324 --> 01:07:55,023
But she's right.
1317
01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:57,563
- She's right!
- How come? I don't get it.
1318
01:07:57,564 --> 01:08:00,603
She knows I'm crazy.
I might lose it anytime.
1319
01:08:00,604 --> 01:08:02,402
- No?
- Sure.
1320
01:08:02,403 --> 01:08:05,202
It's harmless craziness. Artistic.
1321
01:08:05,203 --> 01:08:07,342
It's the emotion.
1322
01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:10,401
Here we go, losing it.
1323
01:08:10,402 --> 01:08:13,921
How long did it take?
30 seconds, tops.
1324
01:08:13,922 --> 01:08:15,021
Blunt?
1325
01:08:16,122 --> 01:08:17,421
He's starting up.
1326
01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:18,841
I'm bad.
1327
01:08:18,842 --> 01:08:20,101
Where's he going?
1328
01:08:28,161 --> 01:08:31,200
Sorry for bothering you
while you're driving.
1329
01:08:31,201 --> 01:08:33,120
Very well, too, I might add.
1330
01:08:33,121 --> 01:08:37,399
I was wondering, do you have any idea
of our point of reentry?
1331
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:39,179
Come again?
1332
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:42,098
Where are we going, if you prefer?
1333
01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:44,519
The journey, Cyril.
1334
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,578
Embrace the journey.
1335
01:08:57,758 --> 01:08:59,457
The only one for miles.
1336
01:09:03,478 --> 01:09:07,336
Check out how it shines in the night!
1337
01:09:10,877 --> 01:09:12,416
What the heck?
1338
01:09:29,115 --> 01:09:30,454
Onions!
1339
01:09:30,715 --> 01:09:33,474
You gotta tell him
it's off limits here.
1340
01:09:33,475 --> 01:09:35,154
They'll shred my ass.
1341
01:09:35,155 --> 01:09:36,734
You tell him.
1342
01:09:38,035 --> 01:09:38,913
Sir...
1343
01:09:38,914 --> 01:09:40,333
Salad!
1344
01:09:41,954 --> 01:09:43,253
He's busy.
1345
01:09:45,474 --> 01:09:47,293
The ice cream's hot.
1346
01:09:50,754 --> 01:09:53,192
Hey, Harry and Sally, what's up?
1347
01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:55,692
We're eating ice cream not making out.
1348
01:09:56,273 --> 01:09:58,092
Get off my back.
1349
01:09:59,552 --> 01:10:01,531
You wanna make out?
1350
01:10:02,112 --> 01:10:04,411
You're as dumb as him.
1351
01:10:08,311 --> 01:10:09,930
Good one, Ben.
1352
01:10:15,591 --> 01:10:18,209
I thought
you were bigtime cocksuckers,
1353
01:10:18,671 --> 01:10:20,609
but it turns out you're cool.
1354
01:10:20,670 --> 01:10:21,969
You see...
1355
01:10:22,270 --> 01:10:23,529
Leo...
1356
01:10:24,030 --> 01:10:25,729
I'm touched.
1357
01:10:28,390 --> 01:10:30,849
When's your show again?
1358
01:10:30,869 --> 01:10:33,889
It's fucked.
We're on air in two hours.
1359
01:10:34,349 --> 01:10:36,048
Why not do it here?
1360
01:10:42,988 --> 01:10:45,367
My ass is shredded forever.
1361
01:10:46,468 --> 01:10:48,227
Up, up, up!
1362
01:10:48,228 --> 01:10:49,747
This is a big day.
1363
01:10:49,748 --> 01:10:53,586
For the first time,
we're live at McDonald's in Mornas.
1364
01:10:53,587 --> 01:10:56,906
Get in your cars,
on your bikes, scooters or whatever,
1365
01:10:56,907 --> 01:10:59,546
and get down here
for breakfast with us...
1366
01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:02,065
While you relish your breakfast,
1367
01:11:02,066 --> 01:11:05,326
I'm going to introduce
our surprise guest.
1368
01:11:05,946 --> 01:11:07,966
You're so gonna freak.
1369
01:11:08,346 --> 01:11:10,065
Give it up for...
1370
01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:12,485
Leonardo Da Vitry!
1371
01:11:15,145 --> 01:11:16,725
It's all yours.
1372
01:11:26,385 --> 01:11:31,723
Where, where, where I'm going
1373
01:11:32,104 --> 01:11:34,283
Where I'm going
1374
01:11:34,703 --> 01:11:37,162
I don't know where I'm going
1375
01:11:37,623 --> 01:11:42,842
lf, if, if I knew
1376
01:11:43,143 --> 01:11:45,362
If only
1377
01:11:45,903 --> 01:11:48,642
I knew where I'm going
1378
01:11:49,102 --> 01:11:51,921
Today once more
1379
01:11:52,662 --> 01:11:54,921
I flee once more
1380
01:11:55,302 --> 01:11:58,441
I'm running away
1381
01:12:00,981 --> 01:12:03,960
I can't make the play
1382
01:12:05,901 --> 01:12:08,160
Yes, no
1383
01:12:08,701 --> 01:12:11,579
Up and down
1384
01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:13,439
Am I a fake
1385
01:12:14,180 --> 01:12:15,799
Or what I want to be?
1386
01:12:17,220 --> 01:12:19,998
Far or near
1387
01:12:20,020 --> 01:12:22,678
Or on the horizon
1388
01:12:22,819 --> 01:12:25,239
In the end
1389
01:12:25,299 --> 01:12:27,958
I don't know where I'm from
1390
01:12:28,539 --> 01:12:31,478
Today once more
1391
01:12:31,938 --> 01:12:34,718
I flee once more
1392
01:12:34,738 --> 01:12:37,317
I'm running away
1393
01:12:40,258 --> 01:12:42,256
I can't make the play
1394
01:12:42,257 --> 01:12:45,436
Today once more
1395
01:12:45,657 --> 01:12:48,516
I flee once more
1396
01:12:48,657 --> 01:12:51,435
I'm running away
1397
01:12:53,776 --> 01:12:57,276
I continue to stray
1398
01:13:02,535 --> 01:13:04,235
Thanks, Leonardo. Wonderful.
1399
01:13:06,015 --> 01:13:07,734
Rap the way it should be.
1400
01:13:07,735 --> 01:13:09,434
- He's my favorite.
- Yes.
1401
01:13:14,335 --> 01:13:16,913
Check out the receptionist. Creamy.
1402
01:13:17,694 --> 01:13:19,393
She's a decoy doss.
1403
01:13:19,574 --> 01:13:21,073
Yeah? I get it.
1404
01:13:21,294 --> 01:13:24,593
Sir only eats gourmet doss now.
1405
01:13:24,774 --> 01:13:26,832
No, but she's a decoy doss.
1406
01:13:26,893 --> 01:13:28,773
I'm picky about what I eat.
1407
01:13:28,774 --> 01:13:30,892
Decoy doss, decoy doss...
1408
01:13:30,893 --> 01:13:32,032
She is.
1409
01:13:32,693 --> 01:13:34,472
That's gourmet!
1410
01:13:37,013 --> 01:13:38,631
Can I help you?
1411
01:13:39,892 --> 01:13:41,432
Sorry to bother you.
1412
01:13:42,532 --> 01:13:46,911
I'm facing an annoying situation.
Not that I'm annoyed.
1413
01:13:47,372 --> 01:13:48,751
Just a second.
1414
01:13:50,931 --> 01:13:52,930
I'm keeping my cool.
1415
01:13:52,931 --> 01:13:55,350
I got the disabled room again.
1416
01:13:55,851 --> 01:13:59,109
It's no problem,
a shower ramp, raised toilet.
1417
01:14:00,050 --> 01:14:01,950
Just a second!
1418
01:14:02,810 --> 01:14:04,309
You see,
1419
01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:07,589
I'm sick of shitting
with my feet off the ground.
1420
01:14:07,929 --> 01:14:11,088
If I could switch rooms,
I'd appreciate it.
1421
01:14:11,089 --> 01:14:12,228
What?
1422
01:14:20,009 --> 01:14:21,108
I'm sorry.
1423
01:14:21,209 --> 01:14:24,268
It's cool, everything's fine.
1424
01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:27,307
Well...
1425
01:14:29,088 --> 01:14:32,187
I got an email from Frederico.
1426
01:14:34,487 --> 01:14:36,846
He's good, he's fine.
1427
01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:38,146
Great.
1428
01:14:40,407 --> 01:14:43,226
He wants Alex
to replace you for the concert.
1429
01:14:43,966 --> 01:14:45,225
Pardon me?
1430
01:14:47,126 --> 01:14:49,025
He can go fuck himself!
1431
01:14:49,086 --> 01:14:51,745
Ten years I've hosted it.
Nothing changes.
1432
01:14:51,886 --> 01:14:53,224
What do you mean?
1433
01:14:54,686 --> 01:14:55,945
Alex knows?
1434
01:14:55,965 --> 01:14:56,884
No.
1435
01:14:56,885 --> 01:14:59,024
So keep your mouth shut.
1436
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:00,904
I host it, period.
1437
01:15:01,405 --> 01:15:03,204
Alex can do it. He's good.
1438
01:15:03,205 --> 01:15:05,403
I know Alex is good.
1439
01:15:05,404 --> 01:15:07,284
- There's no email.
- There is.
1440
01:15:07,285 --> 01:15:09,463
- You never received it.
- I did.
1441
01:15:10,844 --> 01:15:12,543
- Are we agreed?
- Sure.
1442
01:15:17,163 --> 01:15:18,642
- Did you receive it?
- No email.
1443
01:15:18,643 --> 01:15:20,022
Very good.
1444
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:58,839
Just after the break,
1445
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,559
Homer, Bart and Liza,
1446
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:02,038
Mr. Burns and Smithers
1447
01:16:02,039 --> 01:16:04,558
in another episode of
The Simpsons.
1448
01:16:04,559 --> 01:16:05,978
Smithers?
1449
01:16:06,119 --> 01:16:07,438
He said Smithers.
1450
01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:08,817
That's my name.
1451
01:16:09,199 --> 01:16:11,437
Yeah, Smithers in The Simpsons.
1452
01:16:11,438 --> 01:16:14,197
You never saw The Simpsons?
1453
01:16:14,198 --> 01:16:15,817
No, never.
1454
01:16:16,518 --> 01:16:19,017
Arnold gave me my name ages ago.
1455
01:16:21,918 --> 01:16:25,316
I have the same name
as a star of The Simpsons?
1456
01:16:25,317 --> 01:16:26,836
Fucking classy!
1457
01:16:26,837 --> 01:16:29,276
What's Smithers like?
Is he cool?
1458
01:16:29,277 --> 01:16:30,676
Punctual?
1459
01:16:30,677 --> 01:16:32,035
Professional?
1460
01:16:32,036 --> 01:16:33,576
What kind of guy is he?
1461
01:16:34,956 --> 01:16:39,375
I guess you'd say
Smithers is the ultimate asslicker.
1462
01:16:41,436 --> 01:16:42,855
Meaning?
1463
01:16:44,116 --> 01:16:45,774
The guy's a brownnose,
1464
01:16:46,315 --> 01:16:49,334
who loves being humiliated by his
boss.
1465
01:16:49,995 --> 01:16:52,534
The guy's a streak of shit.
1466
01:16:52,595 --> 01:16:55,334
A real streak of shit.
1467
01:16:59,034 --> 01:17:00,293
I get it!
1468
01:17:02,554 --> 01:17:04,113
Maybe
1469
01:17:04,114 --> 01:17:05,872
it's not him.
1470
01:17:05,873 --> 01:17:09,313
Arnold must know another Smithers.
1471
01:17:09,314 --> 01:17:10,812
Obviously.
1472
01:17:11,233 --> 01:17:14,052
When you finish a sentence,
you spout shit.
1473
01:17:18,553 --> 01:17:20,931
- Flip channels?
- Leave it.
1474
01:17:21,992 --> 01:17:23,411
It's fine.
1475
01:17:26,712 --> 01:17:28,451
It's me. Open up.
1476
01:17:34,031 --> 01:17:36,289
What the hell are you doing?
1477
01:17:37,871 --> 01:17:39,149
You with a doss?
1478
01:17:39,150 --> 01:17:40,429
No, I'm wiped out.
1479
01:17:40,430 --> 01:17:41,849
You smell fucky.
1480
01:17:41,951 --> 01:17:43,969
- Who is it?
- Nobody.
1481
01:17:44,350 --> 01:17:47,328
- I need a mental picture.
- No, no picture.
1482
01:17:48,109 --> 01:17:49,569
The receptionist?
1483
01:17:50,069 --> 01:17:51,549
Yeah, the receptionist.
1484
01:17:51,550 --> 01:17:53,708
You're good. I knew it.
1485
01:17:53,709 --> 01:17:55,008
Very good.
1486
01:17:55,269 --> 01:17:56,968
See you tomorrow.
1487
01:18:00,669 --> 01:18:02,247
What's going on?
1488
01:18:04,268 --> 01:18:06,347
- She's naked?
- No, she's not.
1489
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,967
Is she jilling off?
1490
01:18:08,348 --> 01:18:09,427
Maybe later.
1491
01:18:09,428 --> 01:18:11,146
Shave her pussy. Creamy.
1492
01:18:11,147 --> 01:18:13,366
No, I won't shave her pussy.
1493
01:18:13,748 --> 01:18:16,006
Make a phone-vid and send me it.
1494
01:18:16,227 --> 01:18:17,226
We'll see.
1495
01:18:17,227 --> 01:18:20,106
By email if it's too big.
The wifi works great.
1496
01:18:20,107 --> 01:18:21,306
Okay, wifi.
1497
01:18:21,307 --> 01:18:22,307
Hey, dude.
1498
01:18:23,426 --> 01:18:24,765
I'm proud of you.
1499
01:18:24,826 --> 01:18:26,065
See?
1500
01:18:26,066 --> 01:18:27,485
You're happy, I'm happy.
1501
01:18:29,466 --> 01:18:30,425
I am happy.
1502
01:18:30,426 --> 01:18:32,605
I am really happy.
1503
01:18:39,425 --> 01:18:41,104
Fuck her, bone her dry.
1504
01:18:41,105 --> 01:18:42,204
Sure.
1505
01:18:42,944 --> 01:18:44,224
But classy.
1506
01:18:44,225 --> 01:18:45,883
Like a Brit.
1507
01:18:46,304 --> 01:18:48,443
Mustache, Oxford...
1508
01:18:48,544 --> 01:18:50,063
Walking stick, see?
1509
01:18:50,064 --> 01:18:51,603
Monocle.
1510
01:18:52,704 --> 01:18:54,042
A champion.
1511
01:18:56,063 --> 01:18:58,122
Think champion.
1512
01:19:00,783 --> 01:19:02,242
Shit!
1513
01:19:02,343 --> 01:19:06,381
Remember tonight's concert
to close our summer tour,
1514
01:19:06,382 --> 01:19:08,841
hosted by yours truly.
1515
01:19:09,462 --> 01:19:13,281
Come on down, everybody,
to join us at the Dome in Marseille.
1516
01:19:14,182 --> 01:19:15,220
The home of hip-hop.
1517
01:19:15,221 --> 01:19:16,581
For the concert...
1518
01:19:16,582 --> 01:19:18,200
Jeez, guys!
1519
01:19:19,382 --> 01:19:22,420
Listeners, we have Smithers breezing
in,
1520
01:19:22,421 --> 01:19:23,700
throwing smokes at me.
1521
01:19:23,701 --> 01:19:26,139
- A problem, Smithers?
- I'm not Smithers.
1522
01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:29,880
You know, it may be
that today's scratching day.
1523
01:19:30,220 --> 01:19:31,659
He's scratching, guys.
1524
01:19:31,660 --> 01:19:33,659
- Unless it's bad news.
- A death?
1525
01:19:33,660 --> 01:19:35,359
- Perhaps.
- Hagrid's dead?
1526
01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:38,399
He's been turned down for Hogwarts.
1527
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:42,198
That can hit a guy hard.
1528
01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:43,498
Can't hear you.
1529
01:19:43,499 --> 01:19:44,378
3 wotsits.
1530
01:19:44,379 --> 01:19:45,538
3 wotsits, guys.
1531
01:19:45,539 --> 01:19:47,398
I've won! I got 3 wotsits.
1532
01:19:48,499 --> 01:19:49,818
30,000 fucking euros!
1533
01:19:49,819 --> 01:19:51,877
30,000 euros scratching!
1534
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:53,917
Madness.
1535
01:19:53,978 --> 01:19:55,937
It's hardly Dubai. Settle down.
1536
01:19:55,938 --> 01:19:57,537
It's still cool.
1537
01:19:57,538 --> 01:20:00,257
I'm rich!
You know what?
1538
01:20:00,258 --> 01:20:01,716
Screw you!
1539
01:20:04,217 --> 01:20:05,416
Go fuck yourself!
1540
01:20:05,417 --> 01:20:08,276
Now you can buy your own cigarettes.
1541
01:20:08,297 --> 01:20:11,296
And stick your ristretto up your hole.
1542
01:20:11,297 --> 01:20:12,755
Chill, kid.
1543
01:20:13,056 --> 01:20:15,236
It's an old sketch he wrote.
1544
01:20:15,496 --> 01:20:17,295
I won't cover for you.
1545
01:20:17,296 --> 01:20:18,955
Listen up, everybody.
1546
01:20:19,096 --> 01:20:21,315
Ladies and gentlemen,
1547
01:20:21,455 --> 01:20:24,634
Frederico wants Alex
to host the concert
1548
01:20:24,855 --> 01:20:27,294
but Arnold asked me to lie.
1549
01:20:27,295 --> 01:20:29,674
You heard me.
He asked me to lie.
1550
01:20:30,175 --> 01:20:32,054
Frederico wants Alex
1551
01:20:32,055 --> 01:20:34,194
to host the concert at the Dome.
1552
01:20:34,294 --> 01:20:36,474
Swivel on that, my friend!
1553
01:20:36,694 --> 01:20:39,293
We'll settle this off air, okay.
1554
01:20:39,294 --> 01:20:41,033
My name's Fabrice!
1555
01:20:41,094 --> 01:20:42,932
No more Smithers!
1556
01:20:42,933 --> 01:20:45,032
- Calm down.
- You pipe down, too.
1557
01:20:45,253 --> 01:20:46,832
You crappy has-been!
1558
01:20:47,094 --> 01:20:49,652
Don't you see people laughing at you,
1559
01:20:49,653 --> 01:20:52,651
with your Barbie hair
and ballet shoes?
1560
01:20:52,652 --> 01:20:54,132
Wake up, shithead.
1561
01:20:54,133 --> 01:20:55,392
Repettos.
1562
01:20:55,453 --> 01:20:56,332
Okay?
1563
01:20:56,333 --> 01:20:59,731
Repettos!
Shoes of legend of the 1970s
1564
01:20:59,732 --> 01:21:02,771
worn by artists
who had something to say.
1565
01:21:02,772 --> 01:21:05,331
Screw your fashion tips!
1566
01:21:05,332 --> 01:21:07,210
Got that, loser?
1567
01:21:07,211 --> 01:21:08,991
Show some respect.
1568
01:21:09,011 --> 01:21:10,370
I'm a grandfather.
1569
01:21:10,371 --> 01:21:11,710
What?
1570
01:21:11,771 --> 01:21:12,790
Come again?
1571
01:21:12,811 --> 01:21:14,550
Actually,
1572
01:21:14,571 --> 01:21:17,350
my daughter gave birth last week.
1573
01:21:18,210 --> 01:21:19,850
He's a grandfather.
1574
01:21:19,851 --> 01:21:21,429
Who gives a shit?
1575
01:21:21,450 --> 01:21:24,589
It's my big moment.
Listen to me now.
1576
01:21:24,650 --> 01:21:26,488
It's my fucking moment!
1577
01:21:26,489 --> 01:21:27,988
I'm rich and I screw you!
1578
01:21:28,169 --> 01:21:29,128
Let's see.
1579
01:21:29,129 --> 01:21:31,369
Screw you, too! 30,000 times!
1580
01:21:31,370 --> 01:21:33,548
Failed comic, call my office.
1581
01:21:34,089 --> 01:21:35,668
You little faggot.
1582
01:21:36,688 --> 01:21:38,948
I resign, dammit!
1583
01:21:39,169 --> 01:21:40,687
30,000 euros.
1584
01:21:40,688 --> 01:21:42,228
- Chill.
- Fuck you!
1585
01:21:43,448 --> 01:21:45,847
Get off of me, Barbie!
1586
01:21:45,848 --> 01:21:47,947
3 wotsits! 30 grand!
1587
01:21:49,368 --> 01:21:51,467
I'm going on vacation.
1588
01:21:52,327 --> 01:21:54,347
30 grand, screw you!
1589
01:21:54,807 --> 01:21:56,926
- Screw you!
- Okay, you screwed us all.
1590
01:21:56,927 --> 01:21:59,305
You're a sore loser. Ugly man.
1591
01:22:00,767 --> 01:22:02,525
It feels so good!
1592
01:22:02,526 --> 01:22:05,325
Look. 1, 2, 3.
You need 1, 2, 3, 4.
1593
01:22:05,326 --> 01:22:06,485
Bullshit!
1594
01:22:06,486 --> 01:22:08,965
Look! Be nice.
1595
01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:11,124
1, 2, 3, 4.
1596
01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:14,104
You only have 1, 2, 3.
1597
01:22:15,325 --> 01:22:16,665
See?
1598
01:22:18,125 --> 01:22:19,824
Do you see?
1599
01:22:22,565 --> 01:22:24,263
Maybe I overreacted.
1600
01:22:26,164 --> 01:22:27,503
What a jerk.
1601
01:22:27,644 --> 01:22:28,703
Joke's on me.
1602
01:22:28,964 --> 01:22:30,643
Fine performance, Smithers.
1603
01:22:30,644 --> 01:22:34,342
We'll be right back
after Metronomy on Blast FM.
1604
01:22:35,204 --> 01:22:36,542
What have you done?
1605
01:22:36,803 --> 01:22:38,023
What's going on?
1606
01:22:38,203 --> 01:22:40,022
He's gonna faint.
1607
01:22:41,163 --> 01:22:42,342
Call someone.
1608
01:22:44,283 --> 01:22:45,702
Call emergency services.
1609
01:22:45,962 --> 01:22:47,142
It's my fault.
1610
01:22:48,242 --> 01:22:49,741
What's wrong with him?
1611
01:22:50,602 --> 01:22:53,540
Did we even make him sign a contract?
1612
01:22:53,642 --> 01:22:56,741
We're in shit, guys. In deep shit.
1613
01:22:56,922 --> 01:22:58,440
A sonofabitch thing to say.
1614
01:22:58,441 --> 01:23:01,060
Calm down, we're in a hospital.
1615
01:23:02,041 --> 01:23:04,240
In a hospital with a sonofabitch.
1616
01:23:04,241 --> 01:23:06,040
What do you know?
1617
01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:07,960
Contracts, taxes,
1618
01:23:07,961 --> 01:23:10,499
whaddya know?
Keep your mouth shut.
1619
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:11,919
Cut it out!
1620
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:14,359
Gentlemen, please.
1621
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:15,360
Stop that.
1622
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,939
He'll pull through.
It was a minor stroke.
1623
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:20,919
At his age?
1624
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,778
We ran tests.
I thought it was bovine blood.
1625
01:23:24,039 --> 01:23:25,997
He was full of bull hormones.
1626
01:23:25,998 --> 01:23:28,058
He's got to stop drinking that.
1627
01:23:29,638 --> 01:23:31,778
His polydipsia could be fatal.
1628
01:23:32,118 --> 01:23:34,617
- Polydipsia?
- When you can't stop drinking.
1629
01:23:36,158 --> 01:23:38,017
Polydipsia.
1630
01:23:39,358 --> 01:23:40,696
Gentlemen.
1631
01:23:41,277 --> 01:23:42,976
Thanks, doc.
1632
01:23:45,237 --> 01:23:46,656
Polydipsia.
1633
01:24:03,036 --> 01:24:04,655
How you doing, guys?
1634
01:24:05,355 --> 01:24:07,154
Isn't Marseille wonderful?
1635
01:24:07,155 --> 01:24:09,654
Aren't they handsome?
1636
01:24:10,034 --> 01:24:11,773
I guess this is little sis.
1637
01:24:11,875 --> 01:24:13,254
Nice to meet you.
1638
01:24:13,914 --> 01:24:17,553
Don't worry about Jeremie,
I spoke to his folks.
1639
01:24:17,554 --> 01:24:19,453
He'll be in Paris tomorrow.
1640
01:24:19,594 --> 01:24:21,293
Can I borrow him?
1641
01:24:26,674 --> 01:24:28,532
Good news.
1642
01:24:28,793 --> 01:24:30,572
You did a great job.
1643
01:24:33,552 --> 01:24:35,171
We should be back on top.
1644
01:24:35,472 --> 01:24:36,992
I'm very pleased.
1645
01:24:36,993 --> 01:24:38,732
I am really pleased.
1646
01:24:39,072 --> 01:24:40,811
What you do is...
1647
01:24:41,712 --> 01:24:43,210
Look, I'll be clear.
1648
01:24:43,312 --> 01:24:45,250
If you want the Breakfast Show,
1649
01:24:45,431 --> 01:24:48,211
it's yours.
Just do a good job tonight.
1650
01:24:49,711 --> 01:24:51,090
What about the others?
1651
01:24:52,911 --> 01:24:55,290
We only air 24 hours a day.
1652
01:24:55,750 --> 01:24:58,869
In this business,
you always take someone's job.
1653
01:24:58,870 --> 01:25:00,989
I can't renew all contracts.
1654
01:25:00,990 --> 01:25:02,889
Tonight, grab your chance.
1655
01:25:17,749 --> 01:25:18,967
Well?
1656
01:25:20,628 --> 01:25:22,007
What did he say?
1657
01:25:24,028 --> 01:25:25,447
You gonna do it?
1658
01:25:30,067 --> 01:25:31,326
Right?
1659
01:25:34,547 --> 01:25:36,706
15 days of comic stardom
1660
01:25:36,707 --> 01:25:39,365
and you replace
15 years of experience.
1661
01:25:39,627 --> 01:25:42,425
15 years' graft
to earn the right to wake 'em up.
1662
01:25:42,426 --> 01:25:44,185
I wake them up.
1663
01:25:44,186 --> 01:25:46,345
My voice is the first one they hear.
1664
01:25:46,346 --> 01:25:49,324
Before their wife, husband or boss.
1665
01:25:50,105 --> 01:25:52,125
Take a good look.
1666
01:25:52,545 --> 01:25:54,044
I'm single.
1667
01:25:54,146 --> 01:25:56,104
I smoke 3 packs a day,
1668
01:25:56,105 --> 01:25:59,164
I ruin my health.
The show's all I have.
1669
01:25:59,185 --> 01:26:00,644
You get that?
1670
01:26:01,105 --> 01:26:03,843
The difference is I'd never stiff you.
1671
01:26:04,424 --> 01:26:08,203
You're so scared of being stiffed
you stiff your pals.
1672
01:26:08,984 --> 01:26:11,083
I don't care about the concert,
1673
01:26:12,783 --> 01:26:14,282
but I'll do it.
1674
01:26:16,143 --> 01:26:17,442
Good.
1675
01:26:18,463 --> 01:26:19,842
You're right.
1676
01:26:21,703 --> 01:26:23,161
Are my texts ready?
1677
01:26:23,783 --> 01:26:25,921
You with me? Are they ready?
1678
01:27:02,699 --> 01:27:04,118
You're on.
1679
01:27:15,578 --> 01:27:17,477
Good evening, Marseille!
1680
01:27:29,017 --> 01:27:30,916
How's it going in the Dome?
1681
01:27:31,376 --> 01:27:34,375
Thanks for coming
to this one-off concert
1682
01:27:34,376 --> 01:27:37,875
organized
by Blast FM's Breakfast Club.
1683
01:27:40,576 --> 01:27:42,214
Thanks for tuning in
1684
01:27:42,215 --> 01:27:44,494
and listening week in, week out.
1685
01:27:44,495 --> 01:27:46,034
And I mean thank you.
1686
01:27:46,575 --> 01:27:50,494
Everything's cool
now the sound's working,
1687
01:27:50,495 --> 01:27:52,293
but I'm alone here on stage.
1688
01:27:52,294 --> 01:27:55,253
In the Breakfast studio, I'm not.
1689
01:27:55,254 --> 01:27:57,413
We're missing someone, at least.
1690
01:27:57,414 --> 01:27:58,533
At least one.
1691
01:27:58,534 --> 01:28:00,333
His name's Cyril!
1692
01:28:00,334 --> 01:28:02,932
Give it up for him
because here he is!
1693
01:28:02,933 --> 01:28:04,792
Cyril in Marseille!
1694
01:28:06,893 --> 01:28:08,732
Cyril, come on out.
1695
01:28:08,733 --> 01:28:10,672
Let's hear it for Cyril!
1696
01:28:20,572 --> 01:28:22,231
Hell yeah!
1697
01:28:24,012 --> 01:28:25,370
Hello, Massilia,
1698
01:28:25,371 --> 01:28:28,430
Phocean city of the Sun King.
1699
01:28:30,451 --> 01:28:34,069
Above all, hello to you, girls.
1700
01:28:34,531 --> 01:28:36,689
You can stay, guys.
1701
01:28:36,690 --> 01:28:38,350
Thank you, Cyril!
1702
01:28:40,490 --> 01:28:41,709
Hold on.
1703
01:28:43,170 --> 01:28:45,629
There can't be just two of us here.
1704
01:28:48,289 --> 01:28:49,588
Louder.
1705
01:28:50,489 --> 01:28:51,708
Who's missing?
1706
01:28:54,049 --> 01:28:55,427
Louder!
1707
01:29:11,927 --> 01:29:14,066
Here's...
1708
01:29:14,687 --> 01:29:16,506
Arnold!
1709
01:29:26,406 --> 01:29:29,425
Is Le Panier in the house tonight?
1710
01:29:31,005 --> 01:29:34,385
Is Belsunce in the house tonight?
1711
01:29:36,125 --> 01:29:38,744
Is Marseille in the house tonight?
1712
01:29:46,764 --> 01:29:49,902
And let's hear it
for our boss, Frederico!
1713
01:29:52,044 --> 01:29:54,742
Don't worry.
1714
01:29:55,403 --> 01:29:57,962
We can't say he's the boss.
1715
01:29:57,963 --> 01:30:02,062
If you think about it,
the boss is the audience.
1716
01:30:05,082 --> 01:30:06,941
The boss could be you.
1717
01:30:07,562 --> 01:30:08,581
Come on.
1718
01:30:09,322 --> 01:30:10,621
The boss...
1719
01:30:10,722 --> 01:30:13,321
What if the boss was a lady?
1720
01:30:13,322 --> 01:30:15,520
Absolutely right.
1721
01:30:15,521 --> 01:30:17,620
Why shouldn't she be the boss?
1722
01:30:18,201 --> 01:30:20,280
- Here's the boss.
- Very pretty.
1723
01:30:20,281 --> 01:30:22,420
Why shouldn't the boss be
1724
01:30:22,441 --> 01:30:24,399
that guy there?
1725
01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:27,919
But if you think
long and hard about it,
1726
01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:30,719
the boss is you, you, you...
1727
01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:33,518
All bosses.
1728
01:30:33,519 --> 01:30:36,379
Come on up, bosses!
1729
01:31:45,393 --> 01:31:47,232
How did it end?
1730
01:31:47,233 --> 01:31:49,992
They couldn't fire us.
We were No.1.
1731
01:31:49,993 --> 01:31:52,651
Alex and I went away to write.
1732
01:31:55,512 --> 01:31:59,131
May I ask your director
the last question?
1733
01:31:59,432 --> 01:32:01,590
How did Alex react when he found out
1734
01:32:01,591 --> 01:32:03,651
about you and his sister?
1735
01:32:03,871 --> 01:32:05,130
What?
1736
01:32:06,791 --> 01:32:07,930
You and my sister?
1737
01:32:08,471 --> 01:32:10,950
You're dating my sister?
1738
01:32:10,951 --> 01:32:13,030
Hold on, Marie.
1739
01:32:13,031 --> 01:32:16,829
I find out live on national radio
that you're dating my sister?
1740
01:32:16,830 --> 01:32:18,149
What is this?
1741
01:32:18,150 --> 01:32:20,869
Marie, it's not your fault,
but what's going on?
1742
01:32:20,870 --> 01:32:22,149
I'm sorry.
1743
01:32:22,150 --> 01:32:24,229
- Let's hear it.
- Later maybe?
1744
01:32:24,230 --> 01:32:26,888
How long have you been together?
1745
01:32:26,990 --> 01:32:27,988
He's fooling.
1746
01:32:27,989 --> 01:32:29,628
Just kidding.
1747
01:32:29,629 --> 01:32:32,748
But I am meeting his mother soon.
1748
01:32:32,749 --> 01:32:34,728
And I can't wait.
1749
01:32:35,908 --> 01:32:36,708
What?
1750
01:32:36,709 --> 01:32:38,388
- Forget it.
- She's cute.
1751
01:32:38,389 --> 01:32:39,828
- Cut it out.
- Beautiful even.
1752
01:32:39,829 --> 01:32:41,227
Maybe so, but...
1753
01:32:41,228 --> 01:32:44,147
- If the vibe's good...
- No vibe, she's my mother.
1754
01:32:44,148 --> 01:32:45,926
- You never know.
- Stop!
1755
01:32:46,268 --> 01:32:49,266
Thanks, both of you,
and good luck with the show.
1756
01:32:49,267 --> 01:32:51,407
- Thanks.
- Thanks for having us.
1757
01:33:09,505 --> 01:33:12,844
Stroke the dog
before saying hi to your buddies.
1758
01:33:13,545 --> 01:33:15,724
Real classy. Honestly.
1759
01:33:18,504 --> 01:33:20,003
You killed tonight.
1760
01:33:20,345 --> 01:33:23,183
I am so pleased you could make it.
1761
01:33:23,184 --> 01:33:24,943
- So pleased.
- You're so funny.
1762
01:33:24,944 --> 01:33:26,863
- I appreciate it.
- 90 minutes of...
1763
01:33:26,864 --> 01:33:29,463
Hold on, guys. Stop.
1764
01:33:29,464 --> 01:33:31,243
Can we talk about that?
1765
01:33:33,743 --> 01:33:37,242
News flash, maybe.
They're Uggs.
1766
01:33:37,783 --> 01:33:39,542
The preferred shoe
1767
01:33:39,543 --> 01:33:41,022
of Australian surfers.
1768
01:33:41,023 --> 01:33:43,321
I treated myself in the sales.
1769
01:33:45,382 --> 01:33:47,461
Good job, see you soon.
1770
01:33:47,462 --> 01:33:48,761
I gotta run.
1771
01:33:49,062 --> 01:33:50,641
See you later, guys.
1772
01:33:52,302 --> 01:33:54,900
Stay, we got a doss lined up.
1773
01:33:54,901 --> 01:33:57,200
I'm parked in a loading bay.
1774
01:33:58,181 --> 01:34:00,220
- That old trick.
- Great excuse.
1775
01:34:00,221 --> 01:34:04,320
Yeah, it's a loading bay.
How many times I gotta say it?
1776
01:34:04,901 --> 01:34:06,340
You know what he's like.
1777
01:34:06,341 --> 01:34:09,519
- He could make an effort.
- He did. He came already.
1778
01:34:09,660 --> 01:34:11,199
That's a huge effort.
1779
01:34:13,699 --> 01:34:14,838
So what now?
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