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The dating show that dares
to bare everything is back.

Sick of swiping? This is the place
for you.

Can picking a partner based solely
on natural beauty...

GASPS: Oh!

Oh, my goodness.

I don't even know where to look.

...help you find The One?

That's amazing.

That's filth that is.

We like to start where a good date
ends...

Wow!

Now you're talking.

...naked.

I did not expect that.

When we're entirely exposed in our
unfiltered glory...

The student has now become
the master.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

...what do we really find attractive?

Let's talk cock.

It makes my vagina wince
a little bit.

I love to suck nipples.

There are so many cocks.

I love a good set of mammaries.

We've had a spillage.

Wow.

Feed me.

You never get this on Bake Off, eh?

Tonight, it's a Naked Attraction
first.

A married couple hoping
to make it a throuple.

Have you two got similar tastes when
it comes to minge?

I just go with what she says.

And Chrissy's on the lookout
for husband number four.

You're going to have to buy
a hat, Anna.

Oh.

Will any of our singletons find
their soulmates?

I don't know where to look.

Ooh.

I wasn't expecting that.

Let's find out by dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction.

We've got as many singletons as
Snow White had friends,

but not nearly as bashful.

Inside each of these six pods
I've lined up

a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked
to go on a date

but who's doing the choosing?

I'm Abbie, I'm 28.

I'm Charlie, I'm 27.

We've been together for six years,
married for five,

with four beautiful children
and three lovely dogs.

Basically, she were the one night
stand that never went away.

We have an amazing marriage,

but there is a little thing missing.

MUSIC: The Magic Number
by De La Soul

# What is it? One, two

# Three... #

BOTH SINGING: That's the magic
number.

# Three... Yes it is, it's the magic
number... #

We like to define ourselves as a
poly couple.

Well, it means you open up
your relationship

to introduce other people.

I've always been attracted to girls.

It's every man's dream. Two birds in
a bed with you.

You can't really moan about that.

We're not just looking for a cheeky
Friday hook up anymore.

We want to find someone
that's serious

and wants to be involved in
our relationship.

BOTH: Naked Attraction, turn this
couple into a throuple.

Well, hello you two!

So, this is a Naked Attraction
first.

You're our first ever married
pickers.

We are a polyamorous couple.

We're looking to expand our twosome

and make it into a threesome.

I'm bisexual, so, adding another
woman into our relationship,

I think it's just going to be
amazing.

We want to find someone that
actually wants to be

a part of our life, and just be in
an actual relationship with us.

And how do you guys feel about
getting your kit off later on?

It doesn't bother me at all. No.

This is like a normal Saturday night
for us, really. Yeah.

Whip your clothes off, jump in the
hot tub,

a few drinks, job done.

Our neighbours probably hate us
at home, but hey ho!

Yeah...Yeah.

Well, listen, let's see if we can
make you two a three. Wicked.

In front of you, you can see six
coloured pods.

Inside each of them is a gorgeous
naked lady just for you.

Each of them has

a physical attribute that you have
said you find attractive.

We're going to reveal them
to you bit by bit,

and all you have to do is whittle
them down from

six to one and find your girl.
Right.

OK. Can we please reveal

the bottom half of the bodies?

Oh, god!

Fucking hell!

I can't believe there's actually six
of them.

Who do you want to go to?
Red, I reckon.

Just to let you know,

this person identifies as they/them.

So what do you think of their vulva?

Very pretty. Very neat and tidy.
Yeah.

Have you two got a similar taste
when it comes to minge?

I like mine, like, neat, tucked in.

I just go with what she says.

Oh, do you?

I think I'm a bit drawn to Orange.

She's very tidy, looks very petite,
but that's not normally my type.

What's your normal type?
More of a curvy girl,

preferably clean shaven,

but a little bit of hair doesn't
bother me.

Go to Blue? Yeah.

She caught my eye straight away,

the little piercing, I think it's
just the cherry on the cake.

Just talk to me about how the
polyamory came about then?

When I came out I was bisexual,
Charlie was like "OK, let's go.

"Let's go and explore”. Then we had
our first threesome

and we was, like, "That feels
comfortable for us". Yeah.

And then it was like we're missing a
little something.

I think we need a bit more of a
connection than just

a random threesome. Yeah.

What if they want to sleep in the
same bed as you?

Can you, sort of, like, shunt up?
That's fine. That's fine by me.

We've done it before. Yeah.
I love that.

Three in the bed and the little one
said. Don't roll over.

Don't roll over.

In the past year, online searches
for polyamory have increased by

a massive 400% amongst women

and 500% amongst men.

According to one dating app,

60% of couples are looking for
a third person

to bring into their relationship,
but, as one study found,

in non-monogamous relationships,

it's usually the woman who comes up
with the rules.

So, fellas, be careful what you wish
for.

Yellow.

She's got, like, a full bush
going on.

How do you feel about getting down
in that?

I wouldn't say no, but a little bit
hesitant.

Have you got any complaints when it
comes to oral, Abbie?

I'm the first girl he actually
ever gave oral to, so,

I think I've got him pretty
much trained.

Yeah, the student has now become
the master. Yeah.

Oh, yeah? Obi-Wan Kenobi. Yeah.

Love it.

Let's go over to Pink.

Curvy girl.

Which is what we tend to go
for anyway.

Yeah. Tucked in, neat, pretty. Nice
bum.

Oh, yeah. Very peachy.

Do you do a little bit of bum play?
Oh, of course.

Not many men that admit to it,

but I do like a little bit of bum
play.

I've had a finger. I've got a little
bullet, as well,

that goes up there... Oh, have you?
..every now and again.

I think it climaxes you a little bit
faster.

OK. So you've got Green to go.
Hello, Green. Hello, Green.

Hi!

I think she's got a great pair of
legs.

Can't really see much what's going
on under there.

It's a secret in hiding, isn't it?

OK. Guys, you're going to have
to make your minds up.

So, it's decision time.

One of these girls is going to have
to leave. Oh god!

I really don't know.

I'll let you make this decision.

Green.

Why Green? The pubic hair is too
long.

So, guys, you're saying goodbye to
Evi.

She's 20,

and she is a student
from Manchester.

Evi, come down. Oh, she's so pretty
as well.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Nice to meet you.
It's OK.

Good bye. Bye.

It's all right, because it's their
loss.

And sometimes the prettiest
fireworks are found in the forest.

You've still got five
bods remaining.

Can we please reveal

the middle part of the bodies?

Boobs! Boobs.

I'm drawn straight to Yellow.

They're just very perky. Handful.

Anything, I can get my hands
around works.

I do love the old like tit-wank as
well, straight in.

Oh, that came from nowhere.

It just gives you that extra little
bit of stimulation.

Right.

Do you want to see what these girls
might look like if they were

going to give you a tit-wank?

Yeah, why not?

Girls, show us what you can do.

Orange has got it going. Go, Orange!
Oh, yeah.

Blue's got it going as well.
They've all got it going on.

Yeah. You're all doing well, girls.

Charlie, you seem mesmerised.

Pfft, yeah.

Can you imagine your willy in
the middle of the cleavage there?

Yeah. Every single one.

Did anybody stand out for you?

I'm still on cloud nine at the
moment. Are you?

Yeah, I've just got boobs going
around in my head.

It's between Pink and Yellow for me,
personally.

OK. Where do you want to go?

To Pink.

I've been drawn to Pink for
a little while now, to be fair.

The boobs, they're just perfect.

So, you could see yourself working
with Pink then, Charlie?

Oh, every day. Yeah.

Around to Red next.

They have a bit of a smaller breast.
For me, I prefer a curve.

Great figure.

Let's move on to Blue.

To Blue.

Nice body. Yeah.

Big boobs, Charlie.

A little bit of motorboating.

Got a smile on your face there?

Yeah. I've got a little bit of
a twinge going on, I think.

So, it's decision time.

Red.

Red.

For us, we'd like someone a bit
more curvy.

So, guys, you are saying goodbye to
Holly.

They're 27 and a performer from
North London.

Holly, come and say hello.

I could do with a hug. Do a hug.
Group hug. Yeah.

Holly, you're riding solo tonight,
my love. Goodbye. There they go.

They said my vulva was tidy. It's
nice for people to notice.

Coming up,

Abbie and Charlie bare all before
choosing who to date.

Spin round. Let's take a look.

And a brand new singleton gets
to pick

a partner based on naked attraction.

Oh, my goodness!

Earlier, polyamorous couple, Abbie and Charlie
whittled six potential dates down to four,

based solely on naked attraction.

They can only choose one girl
to take on a date.

So, who will they lose next?

Sounds like fun. Mm.

Before we carry on though, guys,

just remind us you're a married
couple, why are you here?

We're polyamorous. I'm bisexual.

Yeah. We've been married for ages.

We're totally in love and we need
someone to come and share it with us.

What she said. What she said.
What she said.

Lovely. Oh, this is the face round!

It's the exciting bit.

Let's reveal the girl's faces,
please.

Hello!

Wow. Wow, indeed.

I did not expect that. Yeah, yeah.

Who surprised you?

Orange.

She's got that little glimmer in her
eye. She's very pretty.

Yeah. We normally go for the curvy
girls,

but, yeah, she's very petite,
very slim.

She's got a very good looking face.

It's the eyes that give it the most.

They sort of like try and draw you
in.

Oh! The brown eyes. Yeah.

Go to Blue? Yeah.

She loves her piercings. A lot of
piercings. Wow! Yeah.

She likes a piercing. Yeah.

She's got her tongue pierced as
well.

Have you got your tongue...? Yeah.

Oh, yes.

She does.

What do you think that it says about
this person? Adventurous, maybe?

Yeah. I'd say making the most out of
life.

Do you want somebody adventurous?

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, like, we
drive motorbikes.

Oh, wow! OK. So, you're bikers as
well in your spare time? Yeah. Yeah.

We'll go back to Yellow.

Short hair, I'm not really used to
that.

Amazing eyes, bright Blue eyes.
Yeah, with the Blue eyes.

She's very like girl next door,
quite chilled.

We are very chilled out,
chalk and cheese.

Busy household, though... Yeah.
..like, with four kids running around,

we do have a busy household.

Do you like kids, Yellow?
Thumbs up or down? No.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh!

We have three dogs. Maybe you like
them?

Dogs?

No. Oh. Moving on.

Pink's very pretty.

I'm sold.

You've always had a thing for Pink,
haven't you? I have.

Are you ready for getting involved
with these two, Pink?

Right, guys, it is decision time.

Yellow.

Why Yellow?

The short hair done it for me.

This is Hannah, she's 25.

She's an IT technician
from Bournemouth.

Hannah, pop down, come and say hello
to us.

What do you think of these two?

You both seem really lovely
but, yeah,

like kids and dogs are big no's
for me.

Thank you very much. Goodbye.

I'm more of a cat person,

so, I'll be keeping this pussy to
myself.

This is the round where you hear
what the girls sound like.

What kind of voice do you like?

I like the Irish accent.

I like a soft, like, a whisper in
your ear kind of voice.

So, girls, as you heard,

Abbie and Charlie like to ride
around on their motorbike.

So, if you were to step into their
side car,

where would you take them on
a romantic date?

Would you like to hear from
Orange first?

Yeah, let's go for it. Yeah.

Forget the bike, cos I'll take
you for a ride.

Sounds like fun.

Mm. Yeah. She's placid-toned. Nice.

I've forgotten about the bike
already to be honest with you.

Have you? Yeah. The bike's gone.

I'll go for Blue.

I will take you to the beach and get
some motion in the ocean.

Nice accent.

It is a very nice voice.

Finally we have Pink.

We'd go to the local lake for
a cheeky little skinny dip.

Quite cute.

Like a soft spoken girl-next-door
kind of vibe.

OK, guys, you've heard them speak.

One of these bods has got to go.

I don't know.

Blue.

Why Blue?

I think the voice was sexy,
but she seems a bit wild.

So, guys, you're saying goodbye to
Maria.

She's 22, she's a bar tender from
Bristol.

Maria, come down.

Hello. Hello. Hello.

Nice to meet you both. So sorry.

That's cool. Me too.

Maria, on your bike. Bye.

It's not the first time I've been
described as wild,

but if they can not handle it then
it sounds like their problem.

OK. Next time these girls see
you... Yeah.

...it's going to be with your kit
off.

Goodbye. See you in a minute. Let's
go.

Based on naked attraction, married
couple Abbie and Charlie

have whittled six potential dates
down to two.

23-year-old student, Ida, and
22-year-old chef, Lizzy.

But only one can go on a date

to find out if there's chemistry
when the clothes go on.

Ida, Lizzy, the last time you girls
saw the couple, they had their kit on.

All of that is about to change.

Abbie and Charlie, come in.

Whey-hey! Look at you two.

Oh, you two look amazing.

Thank you. Thank you.

How do you feel about your
body then, Abbie?

I've had four children, so, it's
not perfect but...

Oh, come on. ..it does the job. It
gets me.

Oh, come on. It's looking amazing.

I look at her and think everything
tells a story. Yeah.

Every time she tells me "Oh, I hate
my belly."

I say 'Well, you've had four kids.
You've had four babies.

Four lovely kids. Yeah.

Lizzy, what do you think about
the couple's bodies?

I think you're both really, really
attractive

and you should not worry about your
body at all,

cos you're fucking gorgeous.

Oh! Oh, no. Oh. You say it how it
is, lady.

Yeah, you look great, and oh, my
god,

you've got an amazing husband
to match.

I think they're both really
attractive.

I like her boobs, erm, and it's all
like a great combination.

What do you make of Charlie's penis?

Difficult to see when it's not
hard... Mm-hm. ..yeah.

OK. This is the moment where you get
to pick

the person you want to have in your
throuple.

It's either Lizzy...

...or it's Ida.

Hard, isn't it? Yeah.

We're going to go for...

...Lizzy.

Why Lizzy?

From the start, her body drawed us
in. Yeah.

Ida, I am so, so sorry,

but it's going to be a solo swim
for one.

Bye, Ida.

It's a shame it didn't work out
today,

because their sex story sounded
really interesting,

and I would have been up for that.

You've got Lizzy.

Let's go. Are we having a hug?

We're having a hug. How are you? OK?

I'm good, thank you.

Just looking at the three of you
there,

you look great.

Take yourselves off.

Hold my hand. Awesome.

Enjoy yourselves. Thank you.

See you later.

I am very happy. I love the idea of
a throuple.

I'm a multi-tasker, and I think
there's a lot of fun

to be had in the bedroom.

From the moment that I see her,

I think that she caught my eye.

we'll put her in the hot seat
and well just grill her.

Hello. Hi. Hello, are you all right?
Yes.

Oh, you smell so nice.

I think initial attraction's
still there,

so, we're on to a winner.
Yeah. It's a win-win.

We're happy we picked you,
to be fair.

You stood out, didn't she? Like,
from the start. Yeah, from the start.

Yeah. And I've never been on a date

with two people at once.
You haven't?

No, so this is definitely new for
me.

Ah. Don't worry.

What's made you, like, go for two
people then?

I've got a lot of affection to give,

and I feel like it would just be
easier to have three,

They seem like absolutely lovely
family people.

I think, yeah, I do fancy them a
bit, yeah.

What are your hobbies? What do you
like to do?

You like your motorbike, don't you?
Yeah.

I have a motorbike, which helps.

Do you wear leathers or do
you just? I do, yeah.

Oh, my!

Although it's not real leather. I've
got PVC stuff at home,

like, for other things.

It just feels nice.

She's already talked about the PVC.

So, I think she's got a naughty side
somewhere in her. Yeah.

I definitely think I can show them
a thing or two.

They know what they want,

but I think I can definitely add
to that.

Like there's a bit of a click going
on, I feel, so... Yeah.

Yeah. Do you feel the same?
Definitely.

I was going to ask if I was just
to come down

to where you are... I'm done.

I am, yeah. Do you like a hot tub?

I love hot tubs. We've got a hot
tub.

Bring the swim wear or don't bring
the swim wear?

Whatever floats your boat.

We've seen each other naked now,
so it don't really matter, does it?

Yeah, I suppose not. Do you want to
kiss?

Yeah, I'd say so. So, if she's
feeling us and we're feeling her.

Can I have a little bit of a kiss
before we go?

Yeah, definitely.

It was a very weird first time
throuple kiss.

Would try it again.

Oh! Let's go!

The throuple kiss was good.

It was good. More to be explored.
Yeah.

Let's get out of here.

100% I'd like to see Charlie
and Abbie again.

Hello. Hiya. Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm good, are you?
Yeah, I'm good.

Have you met up since the date?

So when I came to see you
a couple of weeks ago,

we all went upstairs and had a movie
night.

Hot tub as well.

Ah, and the hot tub, yeah, we got in
the hot tub.

One thing led to another and then we
hopped on

the good foot and done the bad
thing. Yeah.

That was nice. Very steamy.

Are you officially a throuple?

I always had the thought in my mind
that I would like

to try a polyamorous relationship,

but I didn't think it was ever
going to happen.

We're taking baby steps. Yeah.

We've not made like no commitments.

We're just enjoying each other's
company for now.

It's enjoyable.

What I love about them is

the home dynamic I think is great.

The way that you both are

with each other I think is
just beautiful,

and I love being a part of that. Oh!

I am excited about the future.

We're already planning our
holiday together.

So, looking forward to seeing how it
goes.

But it's been really good. Yeah.

# It takes three tango. #

Welcome back to Naked Attraction,

where just like Cinderella's
slipper,

we try to find the perfect fit.

Unfortunately, it's been tried by
many,

it's slightly smelly, and it's not
set to last.

Inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked
to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing this
time?

I'm Chrissy, I'm 41, and I'm a
glamour puss from Leeds.

So, for a living, I'm a full-blown,
full-time actor.

I've literally filmed 14 feature
films last year.

Anything you could imagine that's
low budget, I've been in it.

I am a love bunny.

I fall in love like a leaf off
a tree.

I've had my heart broken about
900 times.

I've been married and divorced three
times.

One of my marriages is probably
one of

the shortest in history. I mean, six
hours,

but it felt like a really good idea
at the time.

When I go out, I definitely get a
lot of attention,

but I'm never the girl that they
want to settle down with.

I'm always the one that they want
a bit of rumpy-pumpy with.

I am absolutely ready to be starting
a new relationship.

Naked Attraction, help me find
husband number four.

Chrissy, hello and welcome
to Naked Attraction.

You are so gorgeous and so perfect,
I don't get it.

Why are you single?

I am the unluckiest person in love.

Like, I've been married and divorced
three times.

What?

Yes. But that's because I'm a
hopeless romantic.

So, I can't stop getting married.

Heart on my sleeve, throw myself in.
It's all wink and balls.

Like, you could just buy me
a shot of tequila,

I've got my legs at ten to two
and I'm in love.

It's all wink and balls?

What a wink and then here's my
balls?

Yeah. Not my balls. Oh, not your
balls. So, his balls? Yes.

Go on, then.

In front of you, you have six
coloured pods.

Inside each of them is a gorgeous
naked guy just for you.

Oh.

Each of them has a physical
attribute that you have said

you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them
to you bit by bit.

All you need to do is whittle them
down from six to one,

based on naked attraction alone.

I think I'm going to be able
to do that.

Can we please reveal the bottom half
of the bodies?

Ooh!

Oh, my goodness!

This is the most willies I've ever
seen in one room in my life.

Pink, like I've never ever in my
life seen a piercing on a willy.

Oh, god, it's good.

But that means he must be a bit
naughty in the bedroom, right,

and I do like that.

Do you think you can get the length
and the girth there?

I feel like everyone says 'Is it
length or is it girth?',

but I don't want to choose.

You want both? I want both.

I definitely want to go to Green.

I feel like he has a cool willy.
It's chilling.

It's a good size. That is a good,
good willy.

So, for you, personally, what does a
man need to do in the bedroom?

Well, they can't just shove it in.

I call it the three pump Sherlock,
you know,

when you take 'em home, but they
just do three pumps, and then

you don't know what's happened,
because then they just go to sleep.

Come at me with three pumps. So it's
just a one, two, three.

Mm, mm, uhhh... I call it Sherlock,
because it's like a mystery.

I don't know what's happened.

Like Literally.

Orange, you've got a really big
penis,

and you know that.

Have you seen the piercing around
his balls?

Oh! Oh!

It makes my vagina wince
a little bit.

I want to go and see Yellow.

You've got really good balls.

He's got some pubes.

I have this absolute fear of body
hair,

cos once I like went down on
this guy,

but he had like a full bush,
and I've come up,

and I've got like pubes in my mouth,

like all coming out, like spaghetti
pubes.

It's all right. Are you reliving
that trauma?

I might have a cry, like...

Blue.

Blue looks like it's got
loads of experience. Right.

Do you know what I mean?

That's the granddaddy of penises
there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just tell us a little bit more about
your marriages?

Yeah, the first time, I was only
like 21.

You just think you're madly
in love. Yes.

And you're just living it, but then
when I was 21

and scrubbing gussets,
it were rubbish.

So then husband number two,
what happened?

Met him in Vegas. He was a Mexican
chef,

and he could cook,

but he didn't get to see my beef
taco.

Because I only knew him
for six hours.

We got married and got it annulled.

Chrissy isn't the only one who got
hitched quick.

Pop Princess Britney Spears takes
the crown for

the celebrity quickie marriage,
back in 2004,

her whirlwind Vegas wedding,

where she wore jeans
and a baseball cap,

was over in 55 hours.

But the shortest marriage on record
was in Kuwait.

The groom called his bride stupid

and the newlyweds' nuptials lasted
just three minutes,

leaving not just the wedding cake in
TIERS.

I want to go to Red.

You've got these like... Yeah.
..big, juicy thighs.

Let's talk cock.

I think Red has got a good average
willy.

Yeah, like a normal willy.

OK. It is decision time.

Oh, no.

This is much harder than I thought
it would be.

Orange.

Why Orange?

That ball piercing. Every single
time I saw it,

my vagina went, "Eeek!",
like a little mouse.

So, you are saying goodbye
to Alessandro.

He is 38,

he's a freelance mixologist.

Hi, Alessandro! Pop down.

Oh, no.

Where are you from, Alessandro?

From Italy.

I've just said no to an Italian
stallion with a massive penis.

Oh, Gorgeous. Oh.

Bye, my friend.

This is where we get to see
the middle part of the bodies.

Mmmmm! Are you ready?

Yeah, I'm ready, Anna.

Let's see the middle part of
the gents, please?

Oh, my god! It just gets better.

Oh, my goodness! Oh, Chrissy! Look
at Green!

Oh, my god, what is that pec dance?

Do you know, what? I love, like,
nipples.

Like, nipples are my thing.

He's got a nipple piercing. I like
them on the nipples.

I would play with that in my mouth.

I think that's so hot.

Oh, my god, Green. Fit.

And shall we go Blue?

Let's have a look at Blue.

I mean, those are the smallest
nipples I've seen in my life.

Yeah, I know, and I'm thinking how
am I going to suck on them?

Hmm. Because they're like, you know,
like when sometimes you get pancakes

at those posh places and you get
little berries to put on them.

They look like them.

I want to go and see Yellow.

You've got really good nipples,
Yellow.

I don't like chest hair.

Even despite the chest hair, could
you suck on those nipples?

Can I razor me a circle round
and then like suckle?

He's not sure.

Pink!

Oh, look at that little diamante
belly button.

That's unusual on a fella, isn't it?

Yeah, but I like it. You've got good
nipples too.

I like the big rose tattoo.

That means you must be. like,
romantic. Romantic.

You're looking for romance? Yeah.
What would be your ideal date?

Are you kidding? Like honestly, one
time I met this guy at a bar,

and then he was taking me back
to his,

he's thrown me on the bed and then
he's thrusting away,

and I'm doing my Oooh faces, like
you do, I'm like "Yeah, yeah, oh, oh!"

So, he's pulled out. So I think this
is it,

he's just going to come all over
me... Yeah.

...and he wees all over me.

It was a surprise golden shower.

And that's bad manners.

I mean, that's taking the piss,
isn't it?

Come on.

Chrissy, it's decision time.

One of these bods has got to go.

Oh, gosh, this is so hard.

Blue.

Why Blue?

You've just got the tiny little
nipples,

and I love a big nip that I can
suckle on.

So, Chrissy, this is Neil.

He's 54, he's a carpenter from
Gloucester. Oh.

Oh, my gosh. Hi, Neil! Come down and
say hello.

Would you have liked to have had
a date with Chrissie?

Yeah, I'd love to.

Aww. Oh, aww... Good luck. I'm so
sorry.

Goodbye, my friend.

I was quite happy to be turned down
for having tiny nipples,

cos it's much better than having a
tiny cock.

Coming up,

Chrissy bares all before choosing
who to date.

You look fabulous.

Earlier, actress Chrissy whittled
six potential dates down to four

based solely on naked attraction.

She can only choose one boy
to take on a date.

So, who will she lose next?

Oh, my god, it just gets better.

Before we carry on, Chrissy, why
are you here?

The unluckiest person in love,
in the world ever is me.

I've been married and divorced three
times,

but I'm looking for lucky number
four.

Now, this is where the boys get
to see you,

and you get to see them.

So, can we please see the boys'
faces?

I daren't look.

Oh, my gosh!

They're all really sexy.

Who has immediately drawn your eye?

I want to go to Red.

Come on then.

Because I feel like your body looks
so dangerous

and naughty, but you look so sweet
and kind.

You actually look really romantic.

Yeah, look at that. Straight in with
a wink.

It's like, you're like hot.

You've got like this Clark Kent
Superman thing going on.

Yes.

I want to go to Yellow, because as
soon as the pod lifted up,

you were beaming. I love a good pair
of gnashers,

but I don't like horsy veneers,

cos imagine they like glow in
the dark at night

and they look like they're going to
come and get you in your sleep.

But then you're so smiley.

You're going to have to buy
a hat, Anna.

Oh. You'll make my dream come
true, Chrissy.

We're going to go to Pink.

I think you're really, really sexy.

Do you think maybe?

I mean, you know, this is an older
gentleman?

Like, I'm 41, so I don't want to be
with someone who's 20...

No. ..and I have to pay his phone
bill.

I want to go to Green.

You've got natural flirty eyes.

I love that he always makes direct
eye contact with me...

Oh, yes. ..and he's not afraid of
me.

I can tell by the way you're looking
at me that I like that.

So, Chrissy,

I think it's time

to find out just how expressive
these boys' faces can be.

OK. As you've heard, Chrissy is a
professional actress.

So, fellas,

Chrissy and I are going to act out
a little scene.

We want you to be our extras.

There might not be an Oscar in it,
but there is a date at stake.

MUSIC: EastEnders Theme Tune

Oh, Anna, when am I going to find my
prince?

I've kissed so many frogs that my
lips are getting all dried up,

and I don't mean the ones on my
face.

Oh.

But Anna,

it's not Yellow, Red, Pink or Green
that I want. It's...

Go on, Chrissy.

It's you, Anna, I love you.

EASTENDERS' DRAMATIC DRUM BEAT

Hold your poses, boys.

ANNA LAUGHS

Yellow, I like this.

That was good. It's, like, and
you're still in it.

Pink, is that the best you've got?
Oh, no!

Like I don't smell a BAFTA,
but well,

you do look like you're about
to squeeze my boobies, though.

Well, Chrissy, after those
staggering reactions,

one of these boys is going to have
to be binned off. Yeah.

You're all so sexy.

I've made a decision.

And it's Pink.

Why Pink?

I think you're a bit too shy. I
would actually do your head in.

Well, Chrissy, you are saying
goodbye to Nige.

He's 55,

he's a civil servant from
West London.

You've got... you actually look like
a proper gentleman.

You're gorgeous and you're
absolutely hilarious.

I think we'd have had a right laugh,
but hey.

Nigel, I'm sorry... Thank you.
..but you're not going to be

Chrissy's leading man.

Well, I can't believe she says
I'm shy.

I come on the telly with all these
piercings.

She's having a laugh, ain't she?

This is the voice round.

I love accents. Oh?

My favourite accent is like
Italian, Irish...

Can you do Italian?

IN AN ITALIAN ACCENT: Una pizza.

Una Pizza? Yeah, is that even
Italian?

Well, I mean, it'll do. So, fellas, Chrissy
is looking for husband number four.

If you wanted to be her leading man
and propose to her,

what would you have to say?

I'm going to go Green.

Roses are Red, violets are Blue,

it only took me 28 years
to find you.

Oh!

You're kind of like exotic.
Where's that accent from?

I am from Moldova.

Where's that? Near Manchester.

Oh.

I would like to hear Red.

As a scaffolder, I'm into building.

If you choose me, we can build a
future together.

Oh, it's giving me flutters in all
the right places.

I like your voice

because it's soothing
and it's sweet.

Yellow.

So, as a musician. I'm dying to
play,

so I'd get down on my knees
and I'd make your day.

I can imagine it, like by fire pit,

singing me these songs,

playing this instrument.
So romantic!

Can you hold a tune then,
Yellow? Can you hold a middle C?

SINGING: Bing, bing, bing.

Amazing.

I liked that.

Time to make a decision.

I've made a decision.

Red.

Why Red?

I think you're quite shy, but that's
such an endearing quality.

So, this is Michael. He's 36,

he's a yard man from Somerset.

Michael, pop on down. Oh.

Would a date with Chrissy have been
fun, Michael?

Yeah, would have been brilliant.

Yeah. Come on. Here you go, love.

Beautiful man. Oh, I love that.

Is it a bird, is it a plane? Well, I
know she's not my Lois Lane.

Now listen, this is the point where
you're going to have to go off,

and the next time the boys see you,

you're going to be completely in
the buff. Get that boob tube off.

See you soon, boys.

Based on naked attraction,
41-year-old actress, Chrissy,

has whittled six potential dates
down to two.

28-year-old courier, lon, and
33-year-old company director, Jason.

But only one can go on a date

to find out if there's chemistry
when the clothes go on.

Congratulations, boys! You're the
last two men standing.

Up until now, boys, you've seen
Chrissy fully clothed.

All of that is about to change.
In you come then, Chrissy, girl.

Wow! Give us a twirl.

You look absolutely incredible.

Aww. I'm all right, aren't 1?7 I
mean, I wouldn't push me out of bed.

I love my boobs.

They're a bit wobbly,
even though they're done.

Jason, what are you thinking
of Chrissie?

Incredible.

Love the, like, proportions and,
yeah, you're beautiful.

What do you think of the vulva?
It's lovely.

Yeah, it's like neat and perfect.

Delicious. There's nothing that I
don't like.

You like everything.

I'm planning.

So, Chrissy,

you're going to need to make
a decision.

It's lon...

or Jason.

Who's it going to be?

It's going to be...

Jason.

Ion, I think you can come over here
and give her a hug, though.

Oh, please give me a hug.
Like, oh, my god.

Great to meet you.

Oh. So sexy.

Ion, take that beautiful body slowly
through that arch.

It was no surprise for me that she
didn't know where Moldova is.

I guess she'll never know.

Oh! Oh. Amazing.

I love your hair. Gorgeous.

I think you're going to have
a laugh, you two.

Go and make sweet, sweet music
through the arch of love.

Aww.

Bye. Yeah, her body's perfect,
amazing.

Totally did not expect that.

I was like "ion's definitely got
this in the bag."

It was like David and Goliath moment
there and, thankfully, I was David.

He seems really romantic.

I liked his smile and he liked my
vagina, so

it's a match made in heaven, right?

Oh. Nice to see you again.

You look amazing.

Aww, you too.

I was really excited to see him.

He looked really good in clothes.
I fancied him.

And as soon as you said, "Musician"
and I was like "Oh, my god!"

I think she's extremely
good-looking,

very beautiful, and her body is
perfect,

because |'ve seen it all.

Have you got anything non-alcoholic?

Oh, my god, you don't drink?

And I'm such a massive drinker.
I don't drink, no.

I'm like quite into meditation and
spirituality.

Quite spiritual, yeah, I was going
to say.

I, kind of, hate that phrase, but...

...but I do a lot of meditation.
He doesn't drink,

and then I've got like the porn star
martini in my hand,

and he makes me feel like I'm a
really naughty girl, which is hot.

Charcuterie? I've ordered
vegetables.

Oh, no, I knew you were going to say
that. Yeah. Look at this cliche.

I was like as soon as you were
talking about it, I know.

...none-drinking, spiritual guy
that doesn't eat meat.

And I'm a meat-eating cocktail
drinker.

Quite like that I can walk through

a field full of cows and feel better to be
like "Hi, guys, like, don't worry" like...

Yeah. Aww.

So, I do have a small surprise for
you.

Is it a good surprise or
a bad surprise?

Well, you'll have to judge. Oh, OK.

I've never been serenaded before.

# |'ve been lost all of my life... #

I think I've learnt over my 33 years
to be yourself and just rock it.

# Looks like I've been here waiting
for you... #

That was gorgeous. That was so
beautiful, I loved it. Oh, thank you.

I could quite easily go "I really
fancy you, snog me".

What do you like in the bedroom?
Like... You're making me blush.

I want him to like lead it.

Otherwise it's just him following me

with his Wasabi peas. And I love
Wasabi peas,

Good choice!

My sort of gut feeling is maybe,
like, we're more, like,

like, more friend vibes?

Uh-huh.

I don't know what's just happened.
It was like I don't get it.

I'll leave my salami platter. Yeah.

Absolutely devastated that
I've not fallen in love like

a leaf off a tree.

Aww. It was so nice to meet you.
You too.

It's not going to end in hot sex.
See you later. See you. Bye. Bye.

Hi.

Hi! Hiya. How are you?
How are you doing?

I'm fine, how are you? I'm very
well, thank you.

How did the date go?

It started off OK. Like, I was
really excited.

I don't know, I felt like you didn't
flirt with me.

I felt like you didn't fancy me.

I definitely fancied you. We just
seemed too different.

But I was so hurt. Like, when you
completely pied me off

my ego was absolutely battered.
I was like "Oh,no!"

Yeah, but I think you're beautiful,

but, for me, it was just, like, a
gut feeling.

So it was like you think I'm hot

but you don't fancy my personality,
or the way I am. That's so hurtful.

So, what's happened since then?

After we had been on our date,

all the guys from the pod had found
me. Really?

And secretly messaged me

and asked me out. Piss off. Really?

Yeah. Do you think you might
consider going out with any of them?

Yeah, I think so. Who? Which one?

You can't not fancy me and then be like "Who
are you going out on a date with?" Yeah.

We're definitely not looking at
wedding number four,

because like he had to fancy me
for that to have happened, I think.

But no, I'm still looking for love.

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