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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,819 --> 00:00:09,822 {\an8}[foreboding music] 2 00:00:11,282 --> 00:00:12,366 [men shouting] 3 00:00:12,366 --> 00:00:14,577 [shouts in language] 4 00:00:14,577 --> 00:00:15,953 This was the last person known to be 5 00:00:15,953 --> 00:00:17,997 in possession of the Grail. 6 00:00:17,997 --> 00:00:19,623 I believe her name is Clara. 7 00:00:19,623 --> 00:00:22,460 [dramatic music] 8 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:25,046 - Who is this? - This is Clara. 9 00:00:25,046 --> 00:00:26,547 Who is this really? 10 00:00:26,547 --> 00:00:28,049 He's gonna lead us straight to Clara. 11 00:00:28,049 --> 00:00:29,425 Yeah, who we know nothing about. 12 00:00:29,425 --> 00:00:31,135 We know that she has flaming red hair. 13 00:00:31,135 --> 00:00:32,720 It's starting to feel like 14 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,597 you're just here for the dumb sword game. 15 00:00:34,597 --> 00:00:36,599 Where did you get those incredible shoes? 16 00:00:36,599 --> 00:00:39,560 I am going after the Grail. 17 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,103 You better not be making trouble. 18 00:00:41,103 --> 00:00:42,521 [yelps] 19 00:00:42,521 --> 00:00:44,023 Wiley, you didn't get off that bull 20 00:00:44,023 --> 00:00:45,399 because you were a coward. 21 00:00:45,399 --> 00:00:47,526 You did it because I asked Him to save you, 22 00:00:47,526 --> 00:00:49,111 and He did! 23 00:00:51,489 --> 00:00:52,698 All right, my son. 24 00:00:52,698 --> 00:00:53,783 Oh, shit. 25 00:00:53,783 --> 00:00:55,534 I'm looking forward to discussing 26 00:00:55,534 --> 00:00:57,620 where you got those shoes. 27 00:00:59,330 --> 00:01:02,208 [Jim Croce's "A Long Time Ago"] 28 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:06,253 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:06,253 --> 00:01:07,671 [Jay and Simone laughing] 30 00:01:07,671 --> 00:01:10,633 * Seems like such a long time ago ♪ 31 00:01:10,633 --> 00:01:12,593 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:12,593 --> 00:01:16,389 ♪ I was walking on a lonely road ♪ 33 00:01:16,389 --> 00:01:20,684 ♪ Getting tired of dreaming alone ♪ 34 00:01:20,684 --> 00:01:24,772 ♪ Like all the lonely people I had known ♪ 35 00:01:26,232 --> 00:01:28,192 God, I love the way you smell. 36 00:01:28,192 --> 00:01:29,652 Please don't call me that, Elizabeth. 37 00:01:29,652 --> 00:01:30,736 Wait, sorry. 38 00:01:30,736 --> 00:01:33,447 It's just-- Jesus, you smell so good. 39 00:01:33,447 --> 00:01:37,952 * I was just a boy far from home ♪ 40 00:01:37,952 --> 00:01:38,953 ♪ But I became... ♪ 41 00:01:38,953 --> 00:01:40,287 Elizabeth? 42 00:01:40,287 --> 00:01:42,039 - Jay? - Elizabeth. 43 00:01:42,039 --> 00:01:43,290 - What's up? - [laughs] 44 00:01:43,290 --> 00:01:45,960 You saving yourself for marriage? 45 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:48,129 ♪ ♪ 46 00:01:48,129 --> 00:01:51,215 Holy shit. You are. 47 00:01:51,215 --> 00:01:53,926 It's a little more complicated than that. 48 00:01:56,512 --> 00:01:58,556 Then let's get married. 49 00:01:58,556 --> 00:02:00,057 Hmm. 50 00:02:00,057 --> 00:02:01,475 I'm not sure you understand 51 00:02:01,475 --> 00:02:03,477 what marriage to me might mean. 52 00:02:03,477 --> 00:02:05,187 Well then, I'll learn. 53 00:02:05,187 --> 00:02:06,689 I mean, I mastered the faro shuffle 54 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:08,399 in under a week. 55 00:02:08,399 --> 00:02:10,526 It's a magic thing that my mom taught me 56 00:02:10,526 --> 00:02:12,987 when I was a kid, before she shot me with a crossbow. 57 00:02:12,987 --> 00:02:15,489 Whatever. 58 00:02:15,489 --> 00:02:17,658 Sorry that happened to you. 59 00:02:17,658 --> 00:02:18,993 It doesn't really hold a candle 60 00:02:18,993 --> 00:02:20,995 to what happened to you. 61 00:02:20,995 --> 00:02:23,831 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:23,831 --> 00:02:25,082 Hm. 63 00:02:25,082 --> 00:02:27,001 What? 64 00:02:27,001 --> 00:02:29,170 Just... 65 00:02:29,170 --> 00:02:32,965 it's been a long time since anybody thought about me. 66 00:02:32,965 --> 00:02:36,844 I think about you every single second 67 00:02:36,844 --> 00:02:39,722 of every single day. 68 00:02:44,393 --> 00:02:46,062 Okay, I'll marry you. 69 00:02:46,062 --> 00:02:47,688 Really? [giggles] 70 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:49,231 But you'll need to find the venue. 71 00:02:49,231 --> 00:02:51,025 [laughs] 72 00:02:51,025 --> 00:02:55,529 ♪ ♪ 73 00:02:55,529 --> 00:02:57,865 * But in the gold of morning ♪ 74 00:02:57,865 --> 00:03:02,370 ♪ ♪ 75 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:06,248 ♪ Hmm-mm, hmm-mm ♪ 76 00:03:19,345 --> 00:03:21,222 We're not open to the public. 77 00:03:21,222 --> 00:03:22,348 Oh, right. 78 00:03:22,348 --> 00:03:23,432 I'm not the public. 79 00:03:23,432 --> 00:03:25,768 I'm--well, I am. 80 00:03:25,768 --> 00:03:28,729 My name is Elizabeth, and, uh, 81 00:03:28,729 --> 00:03:33,609 I work at, uh, Franklin's, the, uh, grocer. 82 00:03:33,609 --> 00:03:37,571 And we--uh, we stock your strawberry jam. 83 00:03:37,571 --> 00:03:40,574 And, um, I was just looking at the label, 84 00:03:40,574 --> 00:03:43,661 which was so cute, and I bought some. 85 00:03:43,661 --> 00:03:45,913 And I tried it. It's delicious. 86 00:03:45,913 --> 00:03:49,750 And, uh, I thought, oh, you know, I didn't know 87 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,752 that you could grow strawberries in the desert. 88 00:03:51,752 --> 00:03:53,754 Can you marry me to Jesus Christ? 89 00:03:53,754 --> 00:03:56,757 [birds chirping] 90 00:04:01,637 --> 00:04:03,806 [sighs] [brush thunks] 91 00:04:05,516 --> 00:04:08,769 Um, I'm--I'm serious. 92 00:04:08,769 --> 00:04:11,480 Obviously. 93 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,733 Might I ask, what is your faith? 94 00:04:13,733 --> 00:04:15,568 Yeah, I'm not religious. 95 00:04:15,568 --> 00:04:17,611 My--my parents always thought church was for chumps. 96 00:04:17,611 --> 00:04:19,655 Like, sort of the only thing they agreed on. 97 00:04:19,655 --> 00:04:20,906 They were, like, ad-- it's very complicated. 98 00:04:20,906 --> 00:04:23,242 I didn't ask if you were religious, I-- 99 00:04:23,242 --> 00:04:24,994 what do you believe? 100 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:33,335 I believe I love Jesus more than I've ever loved anything 101 00:04:33,335 --> 00:04:35,880 or anyone in my entire life. 102 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,340 [soft music] 103 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:41,260 [softly] Which is so crazy. 104 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:46,474 ♪ ♪ 105 00:04:46,474 --> 00:04:48,225 You can stay the weekend. 106 00:04:48,225 --> 00:04:49,643 Okay. 107 00:04:49,643 --> 00:04:53,064 See how you get along with the other gals. 108 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:56,025 There's a badminton tournament Sunday. 109 00:04:56,025 --> 00:04:57,401 Bring your sneakers. 110 00:04:57,401 --> 00:04:59,528 [laughs] You play badminton? 111 00:04:59,528 --> 00:05:04,825 ♪ ♪ 112 00:05:04,825 --> 00:05:05,993 You know the feeling you get right-- 113 00:05:05,993 --> 00:05:09,080 Yeah, leave. 114 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,916 [Sister Rosetta Tharpe's "My Journey to The Sky"] 115 00:05:11,916 --> 00:05:13,334 ♪ ♪ 116 00:05:13,334 --> 00:05:16,879 [all cheering] 117 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:18,964 ♪ ♪ 118 00:05:18,964 --> 00:05:23,177 ♪ There's only one thing ♪ 119 00:05:23,177 --> 00:05:26,472 ♪ That I long for ♪ 120 00:05:26,472 --> 00:05:30,226 ♪ When I reach ♪ 121 00:05:30,226 --> 00:05:32,395 ♪ That heavenly land ♪ 122 00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:34,522 [laughter] 123 00:05:34,522 --> 00:05:37,024 And I, unworthy though I am, 124 00:05:37,024 --> 00:05:40,945 desire to dedicate myself as Your eternal servant. 125 00:05:40,945 --> 00:05:45,616 * As I go from land to land ♪ 126 00:05:45,616 --> 00:05:47,368 Do you want a strawberry? 127 00:05:47,368 --> 00:05:48,703 I mean, the vows are-- 128 00:05:48,703 --> 00:05:50,705 they're a little old-fashioned, no? 129 00:05:50,705 --> 00:05:52,873 Well, I am two thousand years old, so... 130 00:05:52,873 --> 00:05:55,876 That's no excuse not to embrace progress, my love. 131 00:05:55,876 --> 00:05:57,503 You don't have to go through with this. 132 00:05:57,503 --> 00:05:59,922 And I will love you just the same. 133 00:05:59,922 --> 00:06:02,717 I did not put in the work just to back out now. 134 00:06:02,717 --> 00:06:04,552 ♪ There's only one thing ♪ 135 00:06:04,552 --> 00:06:06,512 I just need your vow. 136 00:06:06,512 --> 00:06:08,055 You and me, we are-- 137 00:06:08,055 --> 00:06:12,518 we are in this together, all the way. 138 00:06:12,518 --> 00:06:14,228 You and me, all the way. 139 00:06:14,228 --> 00:06:18,232 ♪ That heavenly land ♪ 140 00:06:18,232 --> 00:06:20,568 ♪ And I know ♪ 141 00:06:20,568 --> 00:06:25,531 ♪ I know I shall see Him ♪ 142 00:06:25,531 --> 00:06:27,408 ♪ In that sweet ♪ 143 00:06:27,408 --> 00:06:30,286 ♪ Oh, yes ♪ 144 00:06:30,286 --> 00:06:35,583 ♪ Peaceful rest ♪ 145 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:39,003 [sighs] 146 00:06:39,003 --> 00:06:41,213 [ethereal music] 147 00:06:41,213 --> 00:06:44,967 I, Elizabeth Danger Abbott, 148 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:48,345 known in religion as Sister Simone, 149 00:06:48,345 --> 00:06:52,933 do vow poverty, chastity, and... 150 00:06:55,102 --> 00:06:57,772 Obedience. 151 00:06:57,772 --> 00:06:59,607 Through His glory, I am called, 152 00:06:59,607 --> 00:07:03,402 and in His name, I will serve. 153 00:07:03,402 --> 00:07:06,530 I ask the sisters of this institution 154 00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:08,616 to confirm me in this act. 155 00:07:08,616 --> 00:07:10,284 We confirm! 156 00:07:10,284 --> 00:07:12,495 - Confirmed! - Confirmed! 157 00:07:12,495 --> 00:07:14,330 - What did she say? - I don't know. 158 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:17,625 Do you, Sister Simone, 159 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:20,336 give your life, the entirety of your life, 160 00:07:20,336 --> 00:07:23,506 and your love to the Lord? 161 00:07:23,506 --> 00:07:24,799 I do. 162 00:07:26,717 --> 00:07:30,471 I receive your vows with great joy, 163 00:07:30,471 --> 00:07:34,141 and in turn, give you this ring, 164 00:07:34,141 --> 00:07:38,813 for you are now betrothed to the Eternal King. 165 00:07:38,813 --> 00:07:41,190 Blessed be your union, Sister. 166 00:07:46,487 --> 00:07:52,201 Go forth in love with Jesus Christ. 167 00:07:52,201 --> 00:07:59,208 ♪ ♪ 168 00:08:02,753 --> 00:08:04,714 Hello, husband? 169 00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:08,175 Hello, wife. [laughs] 170 00:08:09,635 --> 00:08:12,346 [both chuckle] 171 00:08:12,346 --> 00:08:18,060 ♪ ♪ 172 00:08:19,395 --> 00:08:21,689 Promise me we'll never forget this moment, 173 00:08:21,689 --> 00:08:23,524 how happy we are right now. 174 00:08:23,524 --> 00:08:27,737 Promise me that nothing and no one will ever come between us. 175 00:08:27,737 --> 00:08:30,531 What could come between us? 176 00:08:30,531 --> 00:08:32,199 Oh, my. 177 00:08:37,747 --> 00:08:40,708 [dramatic music] 178 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:46,505 {\an8}♪ ♪ 179 00:08:46,505 --> 00:08:48,924 {\an8}[man screams] 180 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:56,140 I have a friend who was brought in here. 181 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:57,308 She has red hair. 182 00:08:57,308 --> 00:08:58,559 Patient's name? 183 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:00,603 Mathilde LaFleur. 184 00:09:00,603 --> 00:09:02,396 Brought in last night with a head wound. 185 00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:04,523 LaFleur. 186 00:09:04,523 --> 00:09:07,151 Mm. LaFleur. 187 00:09:07,151 --> 00:09:08,319 [dramatic sting] 188 00:09:08,319 --> 00:09:10,446 Oh, for fuck's sake. 189 00:09:10,446 --> 00:09:12,281 [quirky music] 190 00:09:12,281 --> 00:09:14,408 [dove cooing] 191 00:09:14,408 --> 00:09:18,537 Shoo! 192 00:09:18,537 --> 00:09:21,624 Your friend's in recovery, room 250. 193 00:09:21,624 --> 00:09:23,751 Thank you so much. 194 00:09:23,751 --> 00:09:25,044 [elevator dings] 195 00:09:29,131 --> 00:09:31,092 Oh, come on. You again? 196 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,551 ♪ ♪ 197 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:34,428 Oh, fucking come on. 198 00:09:34,428 --> 00:09:38,182 ♪ ♪ 199 00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:41,143 [dramatic music] 200 00:09:41,143 --> 00:09:47,775 ♪ ♪ 201 00:09:51,987 --> 00:09:54,657 [indistinct chatter] 202 00:09:56,158 --> 00:09:58,285 Ms. LaFleur? 203 00:09:58,285 --> 00:10:02,456 Hello, Ms. LaFleur. 204 00:10:02,456 --> 00:10:04,834 Blessings. Um, do you-- 205 00:10:06,752 --> 00:10:09,338 Do you happen to have the, um-- 206 00:10:10,673 --> 00:10:11,924 [clears throat] 207 00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:14,218 May we help you? 208 00:10:14,218 --> 00:10:17,555 Uh, yes, I'm from the local church. 209 00:10:17,555 --> 00:10:20,349 I was asked to sit with this woman. 210 00:10:20,349 --> 00:10:22,101 Local church? 211 00:10:22,101 --> 00:10:25,271 Why do you have an American accent? 212 00:10:25,271 --> 00:10:30,359 I-I was assigned there from America. 213 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:35,656 You can leave now, Sister. 214 00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:37,658 [suspenseful music] 215 00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:40,619 [indistinct PA announcements] 216 00:10:40,619 --> 00:10:47,752 ♪ ♪ 217 00:10:48,419 --> 00:10:49,503 May I help you? 218 00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:52,673 [dove cooing] 219 00:10:52,673 --> 00:10:54,467 Fine. 220 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:57,386 [medical machine beeping] 221 00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:01,932 Subtle. 222 00:11:01,932 --> 00:11:04,393 ♪ ♪ 223 00:11:04,393 --> 00:11:06,520 [whooshing] 224 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,646 [soft crooning music playing] 225 00:11:07,646 --> 00:11:11,359 * Put your head on my shoulder ♪ 226 00:11:11,359 --> 00:11:12,526 Hello, wife. 227 00:11:12,526 --> 00:11:14,737 Hello, husband. 228 00:11:14,737 --> 00:11:16,739 Got your--got your dove. 229 00:11:16,739 --> 00:11:18,324 Yeah, sorry about that. 230 00:11:18,324 --> 00:11:20,034 I just--it's been a while since you've been by. 231 00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:21,702 I just--I wanted to see you. 232 00:11:21,702 --> 00:11:23,204 Oh, hey, that's so sweet. 233 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:26,123 But so I'm, like, this close to the Holy Grail right now. 234 00:11:26,123 --> 00:11:28,292 The, um--the women in business suits are here. 235 00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:29,794 I mean, they're, like, right down the hall. 236 00:11:29,794 --> 00:11:31,837 Um, they could have the Grail with them, for all I know. 237 00:11:31,837 --> 00:11:33,547 And so the woman, Mathilde-- 238 00:11:33,547 --> 00:11:35,758 I thought she was Clara, but then she called me Clara. 239 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:37,468 - Simone. - So I'm not entirely-- 240 00:11:37,468 --> 00:11:39,553 Claire, Clara, I'm not really clear. 241 00:11:39,553 --> 00:11:40,554 Simone. 242 00:11:40,554 --> 00:11:41,931 Yes? 243 00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:44,767 I need you to do a favor for me. 244 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:48,104 A favor that's more important than me completing the mission 245 00:11:48,104 --> 00:11:51,023 that you sent me on, which, to repeat, 246 00:11:51,023 --> 00:11:53,234 I'm on the verge of completing. 247 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,443 I didn't send you on that mission. 248 00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:55,486 The Boss did. 249 00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:57,154 Well, I kind of assumed you and He 250 00:11:57,154 --> 00:11:59,907 were in this thing together, the whole "trinity" deal. 251 00:11:59,907 --> 00:12:02,034 What--you do want me to get the Grail, right? 252 00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:03,411 Absolutely, yes. 253 00:12:03,411 --> 00:12:05,413 Yes, I do. 254 00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:09,542 But first, will you... 255 00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:11,961 bring a cake to the pope? 256 00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:14,964 Will I bring a cake to the pope? 257 00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:15,965 Not just any cake. 258 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:17,675 It has to be 259 00:12:17,675 --> 00:12:21,429 from a specific bakery in Rome. And I'll write it down for you. 260 00:12:21,429 --> 00:12:25,266 You want me to drop everything and go to Rome? 261 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:29,562 Uh, how am I supposed to get an audience with the pope? 262 00:12:29,562 --> 00:12:32,189 Your name will be on a list. 263 00:12:32,189 --> 00:12:34,108 Just go to the west gate of the Vatican 264 00:12:34,108 --> 00:12:35,109 at sundown tomorrow. 265 00:12:35,109 --> 00:12:36,610 Jesus with the immediacy. 266 00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:38,279 Why now? 267 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,239 "Now" doesn't really work the same way for me 268 00:12:40,239 --> 00:12:42,116 as it does for you, Simone. 269 00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:45,411 Just trust me. This is urgent. 270 00:12:45,411 --> 00:12:47,455 The cake has to be from this bakery 271 00:12:47,455 --> 00:12:49,999 and only this bakery. 272 00:12:49,999 --> 00:12:51,417 What if I say no? 273 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:53,753 Then you're breaking your vows. 274 00:12:53,753 --> 00:12:55,087 [tense sting] 275 00:12:55,087 --> 00:12:58,132 * Put your head on my shoulder ♪ 276 00:12:58,132 --> 00:13:03,095 Mm, I'm feeling many things right now. 277 00:13:03,095 --> 00:13:06,515 But if this is important to you, then I will do it. 278 00:13:06,515 --> 00:13:10,394 I wouldn't ask you if it wasn't. 279 00:13:10,394 --> 00:13:11,896 Please? 280 00:13:13,272 --> 00:13:17,360 Okay, so this cake, we're talking carrot? 281 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,862 Or we going the more obvious route 282 00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,489 - with angel's food? - [laughs] 283 00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:23,949 All I can tell you is that you will know 284 00:13:23,949 --> 00:13:25,451 the right one when you see it. 285 00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:27,036 Hey, you're really not making this easy for me, man. 286 00:13:27,036 --> 00:13:29,872 Just trust yourself, Simone. 287 00:13:29,872 --> 00:13:31,374 I do. 288 00:13:31,374 --> 00:13:36,754 ♪ ♪ 289 00:13:36,754 --> 00:13:39,840 I love you. 290 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,052 I love you, too, honey. 291 00:13:43,886 --> 00:13:45,679 Buon appetito. 292 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:47,223 [whooshing] 293 00:13:47,223 --> 00:13:50,559 [medical machine beeping] 294 00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:52,561 [dove coos] Really? 295 00:13:52,561 --> 00:13:54,021 Couldn't have warned me? 296 00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:56,107 Just let me walk into that trap and just get blindsided? 297 00:13:56,107 --> 00:13:58,442 [foreboding music] 298 00:13:58,442 --> 00:14:00,653 Why does He-- 299 00:14:00,653 --> 00:14:03,072 Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 300 00:14:05,574 --> 00:14:07,243 Wow. 301 00:14:07,243 --> 00:14:09,870 Breaking my vows, wow. [laughs] 302 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:11,997 Breaking my vows. 303 00:14:11,997 --> 00:14:14,291 [inhales, exhales] 304 00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:19,505 Ms. LaFleur? 305 00:14:21,674 --> 00:14:23,050 Uh, excuse me. 306 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:25,928 The woman who was in here one minute ago-- 307 00:14:25,928 --> 00:14:27,513 do you know where she went? 308 00:14:27,513 --> 00:14:31,934 Oh, she died. 309 00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:33,102 Did not. 310 00:14:33,102 --> 00:14:35,646 Aye, she absolutely did. 311 00:14:35,646 --> 00:14:38,107 Well, there were a bunch of women in here with her. 312 00:14:38,107 --> 00:14:40,735 Do you know where they went? 313 00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:42,153 Alas, no. 314 00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:44,905 But if'n I did see such lassies, 315 00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,949 I'd surmise that they were very powerful 316 00:14:46,949 --> 00:14:50,327 and would be very unlikely to fuck with 'em. 317 00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:54,123 You have been very unhelpful. 318 00:14:54,123 --> 00:14:56,792 [cell phone buzzing] 319 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,837 ["I Want to Know What Love Is" ringtone playing] 320 00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:07,011 ♪ ♪ 321 00:15:21,359 --> 00:15:22,651 Hello? 322 00:15:22,651 --> 00:15:23,861 You're not Wiley. 323 00:15:23,861 --> 00:15:25,321 Astute observation. 324 00:15:25,321 --> 00:15:27,281 Why are you answering his CFC? 325 00:15:27,281 --> 00:15:30,034 Uh, is that a long and stupid way of saying boot phone? 326 00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:31,827 It's an acronym, nun. 327 00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:33,829 Concealed Footwear Communicator. 328 00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:35,706 - Put Wiley on. - Wiley's not here. 329 00:15:35,706 --> 00:15:39,210 He's--he's MIA, which is an actual acronym. 330 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,669 Wait, are you saying he's missing? 331 00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:43,422 Yeah, he was abduct-- oh, yeah, so he was abducted, 332 00:15:43,422 --> 00:15:46,008 uh, right after he got struck by lightning 333 00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:48,260 because he wouldn't let go of a giant sword. 334 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,721 Some guy dressed as an EMT put him in a phony ambulance, 335 00:15:50,721 --> 00:15:51,806 - and... - PV! 336 00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:52,973 Yeah, that's what happened. 337 00:15:52,973 --> 00:15:55,059 Get me CCTV footage, any ambulance 338 00:15:55,059 --> 00:15:56,644 that's fucking off out of Scone this morning. 339 00:15:56,644 --> 00:15:57,728 I need eyes on the driver. 340 00:15:57,728 --> 00:15:59,146 - Now, dag! - Whoa, whoa. 341 00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:01,148 Why you going all Jason Bourne on this, man? 342 00:16:01,148 --> 00:16:03,317 Come on, Wiley getting kidnapped at the exact moment 343 00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:05,111 I finally get a lead on the Grail? 344 00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:06,570 It's so cliché. 345 00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:09,281 It's obviously just the Algorithm algorithming. 346 00:16:09,281 --> 00:16:10,908 First of all, J. Bourne is a legend, 347 00:16:10,908 --> 00:16:12,118 so cheers for the compliment. 348 00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:14,120 Second, algorithms don't do kidnappings, 349 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,913 which means Wiley was grabbed by someone-- 350 00:16:15,913 --> 00:16:16,914 What do you mean, the Algorithm 351 00:16:16,914 --> 00:16:18,416 doesn't do kidnappings? 352 00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:21,085 Because I was definitely kidnapped 353 00:16:21,085 --> 00:16:22,920 back in Reno by those fake Germans. 354 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:26,132 I don't know if I'd call it a kidnapping, per se. 355 00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:27,842 I was tranq darted, knocked out, 356 00:16:27,842 --> 00:16:30,428 moved to another location, and handcuffed to a chair. 357 00:16:30,428 --> 00:16:35,182 I mean, that's the literal definition of kidnapping. 358 00:16:35,182 --> 00:16:36,976 Where'd you bury the body? 359 00:16:36,976 --> 00:16:38,269 What? 360 00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:39,645 The German you dingbats dropped off 361 00:16:39,645 --> 00:16:41,981 the side of a building-- where did you bury him? 362 00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:44,567 Oh, yeah. Yeah, the German's body, 363 00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:47,153 Buried that fucker in a fucking hidey hole. 364 00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:48,404 The HA. Fuck. 365 00:16:48,404 --> 00:16:49,447 What the fuck does it matter now? 366 00:16:49,447 --> 00:16:50,823 What the fuck does it matter? 367 00:16:50,823 --> 00:16:53,034 The fake Germans weren't working for Mrs. Davis. 368 00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:55,286 The fake Germans were working for you. 369 00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:58,414 Look, don't crack the shits, all right? 370 00:16:58,414 --> 00:17:00,082 We didn't have time for tea parties 371 00:17:00,082 --> 00:17:01,459 and fucking hair braiding 372 00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:03,335 with the fate of humanity's free will at stake. 373 00:17:03,335 --> 00:17:05,629 So yeah, Wiley pitched a way to onboard you 374 00:17:05,629 --> 00:17:06,630 with minimal exposition. 375 00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:08,299 Reminder, nun: 376 00:17:08,299 --> 00:17:09,717 we only targeted you because The Big D 377 00:17:09,717 --> 00:17:12,136 targeted you first, but this shit is the real deal. 378 00:17:12,136 --> 00:17:13,804 So why don't you stow your fucking feelings, 379 00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:16,557 Sister Nun? 380 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,309 Hello? Hello? 381 00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:20,061 Nun? Fucking fu-- 382 00:17:20,061 --> 00:17:22,146 We got him! We got him. 383 00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:24,565 It's from a speed camera just outside of Scone. 384 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,692 - It's a sodding priest. - See the ambulance? 385 00:17:26,692 --> 00:17:28,652 It says St. Crispin's Hospital, but here's the thing. 386 00:17:28,652 --> 00:17:31,072 There is no fucking St. Crispin's in Scotland. 387 00:17:31,072 --> 00:17:32,615 - Run his face in the database. - Okay. 388 00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:34,909 Get everything you can on this phony fucking priest. 389 00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:39,163 We find this Bible thumper, and we find our boy. 390 00:17:39,163 --> 00:17:42,208 [snoring] 391 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:47,004 [coughing] 392 00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:50,174 [groaning] 393 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,846 Hello, my son. 394 00:17:55,846 --> 00:17:56,889 "Hello, my son." 395 00:17:56,889 --> 00:17:58,349 [chuckles] Yes. 396 00:17:58,349 --> 00:18:00,351 Of course you're wary, Mr. Wiley. 397 00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:01,727 But I give you my word, 398 00:18:01,727 --> 00:18:04,480 I will free you as soon as you tell me, 399 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,149 where did you get those shoes? 400 00:18:07,149 --> 00:18:08,859 [groans] Holy shit. 401 00:18:08,859 --> 00:18:11,278 Are you German? 402 00:18:11,278 --> 00:18:13,030 What's your name? 403 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:15,449 My name is Hans Ziegler. 404 00:18:15,449 --> 00:18:19,620 [laughs] Oh, my fucking God. 405 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,205 Hans Ziegler. 406 00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:23,040 That's the most German name ever. 407 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,834 Okay, all right. 408 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,711 Okay, this is the Algorithm 409 00:18:26,711 --> 00:18:29,547 just serving me a taste of my own medicine, 410 00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:32,258 a little bit of payback for my fake German gambit 411 00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:34,969 I ran back in Reno, locking me up down here 412 00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:39,890 in this obviously fake dungeon with a super on-the-nose-- 413 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,226 no offense-- evil priest. 414 00:18:42,226 --> 00:18:43,561 Tight, tight, tight. 415 00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:45,104 I don't know what you're going on about, 416 00:18:45,104 --> 00:18:47,023 but I do know who you're helping. 417 00:18:47,023 --> 00:18:51,444 And I know this because I have seen your feet on the tape. 418 00:18:51,444 --> 00:18:53,362 [soft dramatic music] 419 00:18:53,362 --> 00:18:56,157 My feet on what tape? 420 00:18:56,157 --> 00:18:58,576 You know what tape. 421 00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:00,244 Hmm. 422 00:19:00,244 --> 00:19:04,248 So there's, like, a mystery tape? 423 00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:06,959 Very lazy. It's uninspired. 424 00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,419 Let me guess. 425 00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:11,255 This tape somehow exposes some shady Vatican conspiracy 426 00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:13,090 that has something to do with-- 427 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:16,635 oh, I don't know-- the Holy Grail? 428 00:19:16,635 --> 00:19:18,971 The Vatican hasn't cared about the Grail 429 00:19:18,971 --> 00:19:20,598 - for a thousand years. - Mm. 430 00:19:20,598 --> 00:19:22,475 But when I obtain it and bring it before them, 431 00:19:22,475 --> 00:19:25,519 they will no longer treat me as inferior. 432 00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:27,938 Well, that's a fun spin. 433 00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:31,609 You're like a rogue priest, like a lone wolf priest 434 00:19:31,609 --> 00:19:34,737 trying to earn the respect of the big, bad boss man. 435 00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:37,406 Bet you're gonna tell me we're at the Vatican right now. 436 00:19:37,406 --> 00:19:39,742 - We are. - Fuck off. 437 00:19:39,742 --> 00:19:41,786 The boy's in pain. 438 00:19:41,786 --> 00:19:44,372 Stay out of this. It does not concern you. 439 00:19:44,372 --> 00:19:47,708 Oh, hey there, enigmatic fellow prisoner 440 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,877 who just conveniently spoke up right now. 441 00:19:49,877 --> 00:19:51,212 Uh, I'm not in pain, 442 00:19:51,212 --> 00:19:52,296 but I really appreciate your concern. 443 00:19:52,296 --> 00:19:55,299 I know pain when I see it. 444 00:19:55,299 --> 00:19:59,136 And I'm seeing it. 445 00:19:59,136 --> 00:20:01,931 Well, um, I don't mean to challenge 446 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,934 your pain-detecting qualifications, dirt beard, 447 00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:08,270 but who the fuck are you? 448 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,773 I am Felipe Suárez Ortega. 449 00:20:10,773 --> 00:20:12,983 But you would know me 450 00:20:12,983 --> 00:20:15,569 as Pope Leo XI. 451 00:20:15,569 --> 00:20:17,029 Ooh. 452 00:20:17,029 --> 00:20:20,449 Holy Father, you should not have revealed yourself. 453 00:20:20,449 --> 00:20:22,785 Oh, but I have to know more. You guys are doing great. 454 00:20:22,785 --> 00:20:27,248 Tell me, how is it that the pope, the pope, 455 00:20:27,248 --> 00:20:29,208 is locked in a dungeon 456 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,876 and nobody's fucking looking for him? 457 00:20:30,876 --> 00:20:33,838 Oh, no, no, no one knows I'm missing 458 00:20:33,838 --> 00:20:35,840 because I have been replaced with a double. 459 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,924 Mm. 460 00:20:36,924 --> 00:20:40,302 A doppelganger that looks just like me, 461 00:20:40,302 --> 00:20:41,637 but does their bidding. 462 00:20:41,637 --> 00:20:43,264 - A doppelganger? - You see? 463 00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:44,682 Mm-hmm. 464 00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:47,101 My enemies have enacted the only remedy 465 00:20:47,101 --> 00:20:50,187 for those in the papacy who have strayed from the path. 466 00:20:50,187 --> 00:20:51,731 Strayed from the path how? 467 00:20:51,731 --> 00:20:54,442 I... 468 00:20:54,442 --> 00:20:56,193 I used Madonna. 469 00:20:56,193 --> 00:20:57,820 Madonna? 470 00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:59,530 In America, you call Her Mrs. Davis. 471 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:02,616 - Oh. - In Italia, Madonna. 472 00:21:02,616 --> 00:21:03,743 Yeah. 473 00:21:03,743 --> 00:21:06,495 Well, I've got some "I-talia" for you. 474 00:21:06,495 --> 00:21:11,542 You both can mangia my balls. 475 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:14,754 [old-timey music] 476 00:21:14,754 --> 00:21:18,632 ♪ ♪ 477 00:21:18,632 --> 00:21:21,427 [Italian version of "Put Your Head on My Shoulder"] 478 00:21:21,427 --> 00:21:23,054 ♪ ♪ 479 00:21:23,054 --> 00:21:28,809 {\an8}♪ ♪ 480 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:31,103 [bells tolling] 481 00:21:31,103 --> 00:21:33,898 [indistinct chatter] 482 00:21:33,898 --> 00:21:36,901 [cheers and applause] 483 00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:39,111 ♪ ♪ 484 00:21:39,111 --> 00:21:42,823 [wind whooshes] 485 00:21:57,004 --> 00:21:58,839 [dramatic music] 486 00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:01,258 No, wait. 487 00:22:01,258 --> 00:22:03,135 [scoffs] 488 00:22:03,135 --> 00:22:04,887 No, no, no, no, no. 489 00:22:06,305 --> 00:22:08,391 [stammers] 490 00:22:08,391 --> 00:22:10,976 Um, oh, excuse me, señor? 491 00:22:10,976 --> 00:22:14,313 Uh, scusi, signore. Uh, signore. 492 00:22:14,313 --> 00:22:17,191 What, uh, what-- what happened here? 493 00:22:17,191 --> 00:22:20,236 Ah, last night, there was big-- 494 00:22:20,236 --> 00:22:21,320 big fire. 495 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,947 Uh, bakery gone. 496 00:22:22,947 --> 00:22:24,532 What happened to Maria? 497 00:22:24,532 --> 00:22:26,033 You're looking for Maria? 498 00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:30,121 Yes, Maria of Maria's Famous Original Bakery. 499 00:22:30,121 --> 00:22:32,790 Sei fortunato, eh, Sister? 500 00:22:32,790 --> 00:22:36,419 This here is "Original Maria Famous Bakery." 501 00:22:36,419 --> 00:22:37,962 Yep. 502 00:22:37,962 --> 00:22:39,338 And you're looking for 503 00:22:39,338 --> 00:22:41,882 "Maria's Famous Original Bakery," 504 00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:45,136 which is just there. 505 00:22:45,136 --> 00:22:46,887 Oh. [laughs] 506 00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:48,472 Grazie. 507 00:22:48,472 --> 00:22:49,557 Grazie mille. 508 00:22:49,557 --> 00:22:51,350 Thank you. Oh, my gosh. 509 00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:52,935 I was thinking here, "Oh, no, no!" 510 00:22:52,935 --> 00:22:55,062 - [speaking Italian] - Okay, yep, great. 511 00:22:55,062 --> 00:22:59,316 ♪ ♪ 512 00:22:59,316 --> 00:23:01,902 - Maria? - Ciao. 513 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,238 [speaking Italian] 514 00:23:04,238 --> 00:23:07,825 Uh, avere una... cake. 515 00:23:07,825 --> 00:23:10,494 Ah, you have come to the right place. 516 00:23:10,494 --> 00:23:11,912 Any particular cake? 517 00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:13,914 Um, well, I guess 518 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:17,877 I will know the right one when I see it? 519 00:23:17,877 --> 00:23:21,047 Mm-hmm. 520 00:23:21,047 --> 00:23:24,008 [soft suspenseful music] 521 00:23:24,008 --> 00:23:30,973 ♪ ♪ 522 00:23:44,111 --> 00:23:45,988 Uh, that one. 523 00:23:45,988 --> 00:23:47,865 - That one? - Actually, no. 524 00:23:47,865 --> 00:23:51,035 I think my finger landed on the one just behind it. 525 00:23:51,035 --> 00:23:52,870 Oh. 526 00:23:52,870 --> 00:23:54,497 So it did. 527 00:23:54,497 --> 00:23:58,501 Looks like you have chosen the King Cake. 528 00:23:58,501 --> 00:24:00,628 Dude, the King Cake, totally. 529 00:24:00,628 --> 00:24:03,005 You know nothing about this cake, do you, Sister? 530 00:24:03,005 --> 00:24:04,799 Not a thing, no. 531 00:24:04,799 --> 00:24:09,053 The King Cake is eaten every year on Three Kings Day, 532 00:24:09,053 --> 00:24:14,225 when the cake itself chooses who gets to be king. 533 00:24:14,225 --> 00:24:16,894 We hide a baby inside, 534 00:24:16,894 --> 00:24:20,564 and whoever finds it in their slice is chosen, 535 00:24:20,564 --> 00:24:23,651 anointed for just one day. 536 00:24:23,651 --> 00:24:26,987 So sorry-- you put a baby in the cake? 537 00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:30,408 Mira, look. 538 00:24:30,408 --> 00:24:32,243 It's plastic. 539 00:24:32,243 --> 00:24:35,246 And it's meant to represent the baby Jesus. 540 00:24:35,246 --> 00:24:37,415 Now, turn away while I hide it. 541 00:24:37,415 --> 00:24:39,625 Go on. No peeking. 542 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,506 I mean, the cake is not actually for me. 543 00:24:45,506 --> 00:24:47,299 Oh. 544 00:24:47,299 --> 00:24:49,051 Then who is it for? 545 00:24:49,051 --> 00:24:51,804 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 546 00:24:51,804 --> 00:24:55,599 I really must insist, Sister. Who is this cake for? 547 00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:57,518 [tense music] 548 00:24:57,518 --> 00:24:58,477 It's for the pope. 549 00:24:58,477 --> 00:25:00,563 I see. 550 00:25:03,357 --> 00:25:04,567 [frenzied music] 551 00:25:04,567 --> 00:25:06,652 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey! 552 00:25:06,652 --> 00:25:09,113 The pope does not get my cake! 553 00:25:09,113 --> 00:25:10,322 Okay, okay! 554 00:25:10,322 --> 00:25:11,657 Please--whoa, stop! Stop! 555 00:25:11,657 --> 00:25:12,658 This is a bakery! 556 00:25:12,658 --> 00:25:13,951 And you are a baker! 557 00:25:13,951 --> 00:25:15,786 And you've got to sell me a cake! 558 00:25:15,786 --> 00:25:18,330 You are right. I'm sorry. 559 00:25:18,330 --> 00:25:20,082 I overreacted. 560 00:25:20,082 --> 00:25:22,626 I will bake you a new King Cake. 561 00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:24,670 Thank you. 562 00:25:24,670 --> 00:25:27,214 For 1 million euro. 563 00:25:35,848 --> 00:25:37,099 Streetlight. 564 00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:38,684 Crosswalk. 565 00:25:38,684 --> 00:25:40,061 Zebra. 566 00:25:40,061 --> 00:25:41,896 Harbinger. 567 00:25:41,896 --> 00:25:43,856 Keanu. Train track. 568 00:25:43,856 --> 00:25:45,232 Streetlight. 569 00:25:45,232 --> 00:25:46,567 Crosswalk. 570 00:25:46,567 --> 00:25:48,903 - Zebra. - Why do you keep saying that? 571 00:25:48,903 --> 00:25:50,696 It's a verbal captcha. 572 00:25:50,696 --> 00:25:53,199 It's a non-sequitur string of words 573 00:25:53,199 --> 00:25:54,700 that sends the Algorithm in your ear 574 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:57,078 into an infinite-loop processing error. 575 00:25:57,078 --> 00:25:58,412 Streetlight... 576 00:25:58,412 --> 00:26:00,915 There is no Algorithm in my ear. 577 00:26:00,915 --> 00:26:02,541 [loud banging] 578 00:26:02,541 --> 00:26:05,586 [soft tense music] 579 00:26:05,586 --> 00:26:07,755 I would advise you to keep quiet. 580 00:26:07,755 --> 00:26:09,965 I would advise you to ground your performance. 581 00:26:09,965 --> 00:26:12,635 You're way too big. [banging continues] 582 00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:16,764 [cardinals speaking softly] 583 00:26:16,764 --> 00:26:20,726 Enter stage right with these fake-ass cardinals. 584 00:26:21,894 --> 00:26:24,522 - Psst. Hola. - Hola. 585 00:26:24,522 --> 00:26:26,190 - What's escape plan? - Escape plan? 586 00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:27,775 Oh, there's an escape plan? 587 00:26:27,775 --> 00:26:30,528 Well, Madonna brought you to rescue me, didn't She? 588 00:26:30,528 --> 00:26:31,696 [scoffs] Yeah, man. 589 00:26:31,696 --> 00:26:34,198 Madonna sent me here to rescue you. 590 00:26:34,198 --> 00:26:35,616 She just wants you to do a few bars 591 00:26:35,616 --> 00:26:37,993 from "Like a Virgin," only the chorus. 592 00:26:40,329 --> 00:26:42,957 No sense of humor. All right, no. 593 00:26:42,957 --> 00:26:45,960 The Algorithm did not send me here to rescue you. 594 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,462 But then why are you wearing those shoes? 595 00:26:48,462 --> 00:26:50,715 She gave them to you, yes? 596 00:26:50,715 --> 00:26:53,050 - [sighs] - Perhaps-- 597 00:26:53,050 --> 00:26:56,470 perhaps She has not brought you here to rescue me, 598 00:26:56,470 --> 00:26:59,098 but so that I may rescue you. 599 00:26:59,098 --> 00:27:00,808 What, from my pain? 600 00:27:00,808 --> 00:27:02,309 Bullshit! 601 00:27:02,309 --> 00:27:04,979 She brought me down here for one reason: 602 00:27:04,979 --> 00:27:06,939 break me, 603 00:27:06,939 --> 00:27:10,484 probably 'cause She suspects I'm an integral part 604 00:27:10,484 --> 00:27:12,695 of an underground organized resistance 605 00:27:12,695 --> 00:27:14,989 committed to destroying Her. 606 00:27:14,989 --> 00:27:19,368 And the second I give it up, kaboom, kaboom, kaboom. 607 00:27:19,368 --> 00:27:21,829 These walls fall down, and boom, 608 00:27:21,829 --> 00:27:24,665 I'm on a sound stage in Orlando, Florida, 609 00:27:24,665 --> 00:27:28,127 and you're there, giving the slow clap 610 00:27:28,127 --> 00:27:31,464 as you pull off your obviously fake beard. 611 00:27:31,464 --> 00:27:33,132 So you're a part of an underground 612 00:27:33,132 --> 00:27:34,925 organized resistance? 613 00:27:34,925 --> 00:27:37,094 You think they will come and rescue you? 614 00:27:37,094 --> 00:27:40,514 [suspenseful music] 615 00:27:40,514 --> 00:27:43,059 Oh, okay. 616 00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:44,894 So that's the play? 617 00:27:44,894 --> 00:27:50,316 Well, let me be perfectly fucking clear, "The Pope." 618 00:27:50,316 --> 00:27:54,528 Even if I was, hypothetically, part of a crew comprised 619 00:27:54,528 --> 00:27:56,697 of highly trained, highly capable, 620 00:27:56,697 --> 00:27:59,200 wickedly-talented operatives, 621 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,160 they would immediately know I was kidnapped 622 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,996 just to lure them out and recognize it as bait, 623 00:28:03,996 --> 00:28:07,500 because what kind of amateur halfwits 624 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:12,046 would fall for such an obvious fucking trap? 625 00:28:12,046 --> 00:28:14,215 All right, mates, let's make like college girls 626 00:28:14,215 --> 00:28:16,133 sharing a dorm and sync up. 627 00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:18,219 T-minus three minutes from the drop. 628 00:28:18,219 --> 00:28:20,888 You're positive our intel is sound on the coordinates? 629 00:28:20,888 --> 00:28:22,848 Priests aren't supposed to own property. 630 00:28:22,848 --> 00:28:25,559 This motherfucker has his name on 200 acres 631 00:28:25,559 --> 00:28:27,395 in the middle of France? 632 00:28:27,395 --> 00:28:28,729 No satellite imagery. 633 00:28:28,729 --> 00:28:31,649 Means that someone doesn't want us to see 634 00:28:31,649 --> 00:28:34,318 what he's hiding on those 200 acres. 635 00:28:34,318 --> 00:28:36,612 - Black site? - Motherfucking black site, yo. 636 00:28:36,612 --> 00:28:37,738 - Motherfucker. - Black site! 637 00:28:37,738 --> 00:28:39,198 [laughs] [cell phone rings] 638 00:28:39,198 --> 00:28:40,825 What? 639 00:28:40,825 --> 00:28:42,076 Why are you always yelling? 640 00:28:42,076 --> 00:28:43,661 So people will fucking listen. 641 00:28:43,661 --> 00:28:45,871 - What do you want, nun? - 1 million euro. 642 00:28:45,871 --> 00:28:47,998 What makes you think I have access to that kind of cheese? 643 00:28:47,998 --> 00:28:50,292 Uh, your tricked-out headquarters, 644 00:28:50,292 --> 00:28:53,421 stupid outfits, ridiculous weapons, vehicles, 645 00:28:53,421 --> 00:28:55,214 seemingly endless supply of burner phones? 646 00:28:55,214 --> 00:28:57,591 Well, uh, we are experiencing 647 00:28:57,591 --> 00:29:00,094 a bit of a cash flow issue right now, 648 00:29:00,094 --> 00:29:03,556 in the sense that all of our cash flows from Wiley. 649 00:29:03,556 --> 00:29:05,433 [dramatic music] 650 00:29:05,433 --> 00:29:06,851 He never signed away his inheritance. 651 00:29:06,851 --> 00:29:08,477 Wiley's using his inheritance 652 00:29:08,477 --> 00:29:10,229 to liberate mankind, 653 00:29:10,229 --> 00:29:12,398 which is why, my friend, it's mission critical 654 00:29:12,398 --> 00:29:13,816 that we liberate him. 655 00:29:13,816 --> 00:29:15,609 But here's an idea, nun. 656 00:29:15,609 --> 00:29:17,903 Ask the Algorithm for the money. 657 00:29:17,903 --> 00:29:20,197 You're supposed to be earning its trust. 658 00:29:20,197 --> 00:29:22,825 Nothing builds trust like being in debt. 659 00:29:22,825 --> 00:29:25,119 No. I don't know. I don't wanna ask Her. 660 00:29:25,119 --> 00:29:27,413 [watch beeping] 661 00:29:27,413 --> 00:29:29,957 Sorry, gotta go. Time to fly. 662 00:29:29,957 --> 00:29:36,922 ♪ ♪ 663 00:29:44,221 --> 00:29:46,015 [yells] 664 00:29:47,892 --> 00:29:50,519 [operatives yelling] 665 00:29:50,519 --> 00:29:52,063 Okay. 666 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:59,028 [calm music] 667 00:29:59,028 --> 00:30:04,950 ♪ ♪ 668 00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:07,536 Oh, look. Susie's got wings. 669 00:30:07,536 --> 00:30:09,497 to be bestowed this great honor 670 00:30:09,497 --> 00:30:11,248 by the magnificent Algorithm. 671 00:30:11,248 --> 00:30:14,335 [whispering] Scusi, scusi. Scusi. 672 00:30:14,335 --> 00:30:17,338 ♪ ♪ 673 00:30:17,338 --> 00:30:19,715 Scusi, scusi. 674 00:30:19,715 --> 00:30:23,010 Telefono? Mrs. Davis? 675 00:30:23,010 --> 00:30:25,012 - I speak English. - Oh, great. 676 00:30:25,012 --> 00:30:27,139 Great. Sorry. 677 00:30:27,139 --> 00:30:29,642 I need to talk to Her. Can you proxy? 678 00:30:29,642 --> 00:30:32,728 Carlo. [speaking Italian] 679 00:30:34,313 --> 00:30:35,815 Thank you so much. 680 00:30:35,815 --> 00:30:37,191 - Ah! - Oh, wow. 681 00:30:37,191 --> 00:30:38,567 [laughs] 682 00:30:38,567 --> 00:30:39,902 - Grazie. - Si. 683 00:30:39,902 --> 00:30:41,153 - Thank you. - Thank you. 684 00:30:44,281 --> 00:30:45,783 [ringing, whooshing] 685 00:30:45,783 --> 00:30:47,702 - Simone. - Hi. 686 00:30:47,702 --> 00:30:50,371 It's nice to see you in Rome. 687 00:30:50,371 --> 00:30:55,126 That is a very intuitive place to look for the Holy Grail. 688 00:30:55,126 --> 00:30:56,544 Yeah, yeah, yep. 689 00:30:56,544 --> 00:30:58,045 That's exactly what I'm doing here. 690 00:30:58,045 --> 00:31:00,715 I have an amazing lead in Rome. 691 00:31:00,715 --> 00:31:03,759 But the thing is, I-I just need-- 692 00:31:03,759 --> 00:31:08,264 I need 1 million euro, please. 693 00:31:08,264 --> 00:31:10,975 Please. 694 00:31:10,975 --> 00:31:15,646 Will satisfying this request make you happy and content? 695 00:31:15,646 --> 00:31:18,274 Yes? 696 00:31:18,274 --> 00:31:19,608 Okay. 697 00:31:19,608 --> 00:31:23,070 Uh, can you please tell me your wiring information? 698 00:31:23,070 --> 00:31:25,656 No, I--I mean, I don't have, like, accounts. 699 00:31:25,656 --> 00:31:27,116 At the convent, Mother Superior-- 700 00:31:27,116 --> 00:31:30,286 - [static buzzes] - Ah, 1042? 701 00:31:30,286 --> 00:31:31,328 What? 702 00:31:31,328 --> 00:31:32,580 Redirect? 703 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:33,664 What? I-- 704 00:31:33,664 --> 00:31:36,459 1042? 705 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:38,127 Sandy Springs? Oh! 706 00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:39,170 You okay? 707 00:31:39,170 --> 00:31:40,421 Uh... 708 00:31:40,421 --> 00:31:42,298 [gasps] 709 00:31:42,298 --> 00:31:43,966 Not a problem. 710 00:31:43,966 --> 00:31:48,095 I am working on retrieving the cash for you now. 711 00:31:48,095 --> 00:31:51,557 So you're just gonna give me 1 million euro, 712 00:31:51,557 --> 00:31:54,143 no questions asked? 713 00:31:54,143 --> 00:31:57,146 Well, it's the least I can do for you, Simone. 714 00:31:57,146 --> 00:32:01,650 After all, I'm responsible for your father's death. 715 00:32:04,612 --> 00:32:07,031 Stand by. 716 00:32:07,031 --> 00:32:10,076 - Here we go. - I don't understand. 717 00:32:10,076 --> 00:32:12,078 [car horn beeps] [dramatic music] 718 00:32:12,078 --> 00:32:13,746 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 719 00:32:13,746 --> 00:32:15,289 [tires screech] 720 00:32:23,381 --> 00:32:25,007 [car horn beeps] 721 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,058 Grazie. 722 00:32:34,058 --> 00:32:36,644 I'm sure it is for a good cause. 723 00:32:36,644 --> 00:32:41,774 ♪ ♪ 724 00:32:41,774 --> 00:32:44,318 Grazie. 725 00:32:45,569 --> 00:32:49,031 [all speaking Italian] 726 00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:52,743 Oh, okay. Thanks. What? 727 00:32:52,743 --> 00:32:59,375 ♪ ♪ 728 00:33:10,928 --> 00:33:13,222 [humming] 729 00:33:14,807 --> 00:33:17,184 Hey. 730 00:33:17,184 --> 00:33:20,479 I've got 40 more bags outside. 731 00:33:26,861 --> 00:33:29,739 [singing in Latin] 732 00:33:29,739 --> 00:33:36,704 ♪ ♪ 733 00:33:41,292 --> 00:33:43,210 Hey, what's Jesus like? 734 00:33:44,712 --> 00:33:46,964 - Sorry? - You know, Christ Almighty. 735 00:33:46,964 --> 00:33:49,550 King of Kings, Lord of Lords, 736 00:33:49,550 --> 00:33:50,885 manger boy. 737 00:33:50,885 --> 00:33:54,513 You're the pope, right? You'll must be close. 738 00:33:54,513 --> 00:33:55,639 Is He tall? 739 00:33:55,639 --> 00:33:59,518 He seems serious, like, no sense of humor, 740 00:33:59,518 --> 00:34:01,687 probably from all the suffering and shit. 741 00:34:01,687 --> 00:34:04,940 My son, you speak as though you're jealous. 742 00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:07,193 What? No, not a chance. 743 00:34:07,193 --> 00:34:11,030 [chuckles] No, no, no. 744 00:34:11,030 --> 00:34:13,282 I mean, sure, my ex is a nun. 745 00:34:13,282 --> 00:34:15,743 She is taking the marriage to Christ thing 746 00:34:15,743 --> 00:34:17,328 pretty literally. 747 00:34:17,328 --> 00:34:19,997 I mean, she says that she actually hangs out with the guy, 748 00:34:19,997 --> 00:34:24,126 and that they, like, do stuff. 749 00:34:26,087 --> 00:34:29,048 Sex stuff. 750 00:34:29,048 --> 00:34:31,717 But that's impossible, right? 751 00:34:31,717 --> 00:34:33,552 Because Jesus isn't real. 752 00:34:33,552 --> 00:34:37,473 And even if He was, He wouldn't do that. 753 00:34:37,473 --> 00:34:39,183 Right? 754 00:34:39,183 --> 00:34:41,060 I would not put it past Him. 755 00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:42,812 Wait, what? 756 00:34:45,439 --> 00:34:49,276 Some children desire to meet Father Christmas. 757 00:34:49,276 --> 00:34:50,736 Weird segue. 758 00:34:50,736 --> 00:34:51,821 All I ever wanted 759 00:34:51,821 --> 00:34:53,906 was an audience with the Son of God. 760 00:34:53,906 --> 00:34:55,741 That was my obsession. 761 00:34:55,741 --> 00:34:58,994 But my parents told me that only the pope himself 762 00:34:58,994 --> 00:35:01,789 can access Jesus Christ. 763 00:35:01,789 --> 00:35:03,958 "Very well," I said. 764 00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:05,793 "I will become the pope." 765 00:35:08,295 --> 00:35:10,756 Five decades of study, 766 00:35:10,756 --> 00:35:12,800 of unbreakable devotion, 767 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,679 of miserable politics, but at last... 768 00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:17,930 [angelic music] 769 00:35:17,930 --> 00:35:23,352 I--I was elected Holy Father. 770 00:35:23,352 --> 00:35:27,690 And the day of my inauguration, I fell deep into prayer, 771 00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:29,525 deeper than ever before. 772 00:35:29,525 --> 00:35:33,154 In this moment, I was transported. 773 00:35:33,154 --> 00:35:37,950 And there He was, in all His glory. 774 00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:41,454 And you know what He did? 775 00:35:41,454 --> 00:35:43,122 He gave me the finger. 776 00:35:43,122 --> 00:35:44,457 Jesus flipped you off? 777 00:35:44,457 --> 00:35:45,750 Oh, no, no, no, no. This finger. 778 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:47,918 - No, that's not-- - A lifetime of anticipation 779 00:35:47,918 --> 00:35:51,297 for just a moment with Him, and He told me to wait. 780 00:35:51,297 --> 00:35:53,966 So you cozied up with His nemesis, 781 00:35:53,966 --> 00:35:55,301 the Algorithm. 782 00:35:55,301 --> 00:35:56,886 - Why wouldn't I? - Just saying. 783 00:35:56,886 --> 00:35:58,429 She always listens. 784 00:35:58,429 --> 00:35:59,638 She's always there, 785 00:35:59,638 --> 00:36:02,725 and not just for the pope, for all of us. 786 00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:05,603 And now that She's here, why should I continue 787 00:36:05,603 --> 00:36:09,148 to devote myself to some ladies' man? 788 00:36:09,148 --> 00:36:10,775 Ladies' man? 789 00:36:10,775 --> 00:36:12,443 That's why Jesus made me wait-- 790 00:36:12,443 --> 00:36:14,445 because He was with a woman. 791 00:36:14,445 --> 00:36:17,406 She's the reason He left me standing in His restaurant 792 00:36:17,406 --> 00:36:18,657 like a neglected child. 793 00:36:18,657 --> 00:36:20,409 Did you say His restaurant? 794 00:36:20,409 --> 00:36:21,535 Si, si, si. 795 00:36:21,535 --> 00:36:23,996 What did this woman look like? 796 00:36:23,996 --> 00:36:25,164 Oh, she had red hair. 797 00:36:25,164 --> 00:36:27,041 Oh, thank fuck. It's Clara. 798 00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:29,126 Yes. Yes. 799 00:36:29,126 --> 00:36:30,336 Clara. 800 00:36:30,336 --> 00:36:32,588 She's the reason I'm imprisoned here, 801 00:36:32,588 --> 00:36:34,757 for it was the very same woman in the tape. 802 00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:36,092 The tape? 803 00:36:36,092 --> 00:36:38,427 You're talking about Hans Ziegler's mystery tape. 804 00:36:38,427 --> 00:36:40,346 Si, si. 805 00:36:40,346 --> 00:36:43,474 One month ago, Madonna sent me on a quest: 806 00:36:43,474 --> 00:36:46,685 to find a tape in one of the offices of the Vatican 807 00:36:46,685 --> 00:36:49,730 and upload it to Padre Ziegler's office. 808 00:36:49,730 --> 00:36:51,857 [door creaks] 809 00:36:51,857 --> 00:36:54,652 I found the tape, but I was discovered. 810 00:36:54,652 --> 00:36:55,903 All right, that's enough. 811 00:36:55,903 --> 00:36:57,697 In that moment, they imprisoned me, 812 00:36:57,697 --> 00:37:01,283 - but not before I saw-- - I said enough! 813 00:37:01,283 --> 00:37:03,536 I will never learn Clara's whereabouts, 814 00:37:03,536 --> 00:37:04,870 where she's hiding the Grail, 815 00:37:04,870 --> 00:37:06,872 or how this man came to be wearing those shoes 816 00:37:06,872 --> 00:37:10,501 if you keep telling him fucking everything! 817 00:37:10,501 --> 00:37:13,087 My son, please. 818 00:37:13,087 --> 00:37:14,922 This isn't who you are. 819 00:37:14,922 --> 00:37:17,925 [dramatic music] 820 00:37:17,925 --> 00:37:19,218 ♪ ♪ 821 00:37:19,218 --> 00:37:21,721 Who I am? 822 00:37:21,721 --> 00:37:25,433 You didn't even know I existed until a month ago, 823 00:37:25,433 --> 00:37:27,393 when you finally saw fit to descend 824 00:37:27,393 --> 00:37:29,895 from your golden throne and step into my office, 825 00:37:29,895 --> 00:37:32,857 only to steal from it! 826 00:37:32,857 --> 00:37:35,568 But you want to know who I really am? 827 00:37:35,568 --> 00:37:38,404 I am the one who will at last return 828 00:37:38,404 --> 00:37:39,864 the Holy Grail to its rightful-- 829 00:37:39,864 --> 00:37:40,948 [cell bars clang] 830 00:37:44,118 --> 00:37:46,495 Holy shit. 831 00:37:46,495 --> 00:37:48,039 Oh, man. Wow. 832 00:37:48,039 --> 00:37:50,624 I didn't know you guys were doing stunts. 833 00:37:58,132 --> 00:38:01,260 So tell me about your mother. 834 00:38:01,260 --> 00:38:02,845 [coughs] About my mother? 835 00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:04,930 - Uh-huh. - Why? 836 00:38:04,930 --> 00:38:06,223 You are a nun. 837 00:38:06,223 --> 00:38:08,809 That means your mother failed you. 838 00:38:08,809 --> 00:38:12,271 Well, she, um... 839 00:38:12,271 --> 00:38:15,983 I, um-- [stammers] 840 00:38:15,983 --> 00:38:18,027 Why do you hate the pope? 841 00:38:18,027 --> 00:38:22,573 Oh, the pope, that pope, 842 00:38:22,573 --> 00:38:25,910 the heavenly father, His Holiness. 843 00:38:27,787 --> 00:38:30,456 Baking was not my first chosen vocation. 844 00:38:30,456 --> 00:38:33,250 Can you guess what was? 845 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,710 Carpentry? 846 00:38:34,710 --> 00:38:37,296 You're a natural with that mallet. 847 00:38:37,296 --> 00:38:38,964 No. 848 00:38:38,964 --> 00:38:41,926 Ever since I was a child, 849 00:38:41,926 --> 00:38:44,762 I wanted to be the pope. 850 00:38:44,762 --> 00:38:46,055 [laughing] 851 00:38:46,055 --> 00:38:47,264 And you laugh. 852 00:38:47,264 --> 00:38:49,225 Of course you do. Everyone did. 853 00:38:49,225 --> 00:38:53,145 "Girls cannot be popes. Don't be silly, Maria." 854 00:38:53,145 --> 00:38:56,273 But I did not understand then, and I do not understand now. 855 00:38:56,273 --> 00:38:59,777 What makes me less deserving, less worthy than any man 856 00:38:59,777 --> 00:39:02,238 who ascends to the station of the papacy? 857 00:39:02,238 --> 00:39:05,157 I excelled in divinity school. 858 00:39:05,157 --> 00:39:08,703 But there is only so far a woman can go in the church. 859 00:39:08,703 --> 00:39:13,708 So I mastered a new skill, "something appropriate." 860 00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:15,793 You learned to bake. 861 00:39:15,793 --> 00:39:17,044 Si. 862 00:39:17,044 --> 00:39:19,547 And I'm damn good at it too. 863 00:39:19,547 --> 00:39:22,842 You better be for what I am paying for this cake. 864 00:39:22,842 --> 00:39:24,468 Hmm. 865 00:39:24,468 --> 00:39:27,680 The pope is not more divine nor qualified. 866 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,182 The only thing he has that I do not is a ding-a-ling. 867 00:39:30,182 --> 00:39:31,392 Amen. 868 00:39:31,392 --> 00:39:33,185 No matter how many of you he sends, 869 00:39:33,185 --> 00:39:37,064 he does not deserve my cake. 870 00:39:37,064 --> 00:39:38,733 Um, the, uh-- 871 00:39:38,733 --> 00:39:41,861 others came looking for this cake before me? 872 00:39:41,861 --> 00:39:44,530 Almost every day for the last week. 873 00:39:44,530 --> 00:39:47,825 Were those others-- were they women? 874 00:39:47,825 --> 00:39:51,370 Si, just like you, the pope's errand girls. 875 00:39:51,370 --> 00:39:53,039 [chuckles] 876 00:39:53,039 --> 00:39:55,041 I am not the pope's errand girl. 877 00:39:55,041 --> 00:39:56,709 Oh. 878 00:39:56,709 --> 00:39:59,462 Then whose errand girl are you? 879 00:39:59,462 --> 00:40:02,381 [dramatic choral polyphony] 880 00:40:02,381 --> 00:40:06,218 ♪ ♪ 881 00:40:06,218 --> 00:40:08,471 [clears throat] 882 00:40:08,471 --> 00:40:11,724 I'm not sure you understand what marriage to me might mean. 883 00:40:11,724 --> 00:40:14,393 Well then, I'll learn. 884 00:40:14,393 --> 00:40:19,231 ♪ ♪ 885 00:40:19,231 --> 00:40:22,151 [labored breathing] 886 00:40:26,322 --> 00:40:28,115 [bell tolls] 887 00:40:28,115 --> 00:40:32,787 ♪ ♪ 888 00:40:32,787 --> 00:40:35,873 Hi. Uh, buongiorno, and bless you. 889 00:40:35,873 --> 00:40:37,541 I have something for the pope. 890 00:40:37,541 --> 00:40:38,793 I'm on the list. 891 00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:40,961 - Name? - Simone. 892 00:40:40,961 --> 00:40:47,093 ♪ ♪ 893 00:40:47,093 --> 00:40:49,428 Were those others-- were they women? 894 00:40:49,428 --> 00:40:50,596 Si, just like you. 895 00:40:50,596 --> 00:40:53,099 How many names are on that list? 896 00:40:53,099 --> 00:40:55,684 I am not the pope's errand girl. 897 00:40:55,684 --> 00:40:57,895 Then whose errand girl are you? 898 00:40:57,895 --> 00:40:59,146 You know what? Nope. 899 00:40:59,146 --> 00:41:00,272 Never mind. No. 900 00:41:00,272 --> 00:41:01,816 No, no, no, no, no. 901 00:41:05,361 --> 00:41:08,280 [dramatic choral music] 902 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:15,121 ♪ ♪ 903 00:41:15,121 --> 00:41:18,541 [cell phone buzzing] 904 00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:24,880 ♪ ♪ 905 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,590 Your call has been forwarded 906 00:41:26,590 --> 00:41:28,175 to an automatic voice message system. 907 00:41:28,175 --> 00:41:30,803 - [voice mail beeps] - Disregard this, nun. 908 00:41:30,803 --> 00:41:33,556 This one's for my boy. 909 00:41:33,556 --> 00:41:36,350 We found the black ops site, brother. 910 00:41:36,350 --> 00:41:37,935 You hear that silence? 911 00:41:37,935 --> 00:41:39,854 All our training's paid off, 912 00:41:39,854 --> 00:41:41,480 and us fucking ninjas are coming 913 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,149 to save those sweet cheeks. 914 00:41:43,149 --> 00:41:45,317 Liberation imminent. 915 00:41:45,317 --> 00:41:47,111 JQ out. 916 00:41:47,111 --> 00:41:50,114 [dramatic music] 917 00:41:50,114 --> 00:41:54,035 ♪ ♪ 918 00:42:04,378 --> 00:42:07,798 I told you bongos this was a Vatican stronghold. 919 00:42:07,798 --> 00:42:09,508 Let's take 'em down. [all grunt] 920 00:42:09,508 --> 00:42:13,763 ♪ ♪ 921 00:42:13,763 --> 00:42:14,847 [darts whoosh] 922 00:42:14,847 --> 00:42:17,391 [darts whistling, thudding] 923 00:42:17,391 --> 00:42:23,522 ♪ ♪ 924 00:42:23,522 --> 00:42:25,024 Let's find our boy. 925 00:42:25,024 --> 00:42:26,233 Fan out! 926 00:42:35,409 --> 00:42:38,245 [grunting] 927 00:42:38,245 --> 00:42:41,791 You got it. You got it. 928 00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:43,167 So close. 929 00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:45,044 Man, I gotta say, The Pope-- 930 00:42:45,044 --> 00:42:49,006 getting the keys to land just out of reach? 931 00:42:49,006 --> 00:42:50,883 [smooches] Bellissimo. 932 00:42:50,883 --> 00:42:52,176 If we don't get those keys 933 00:42:52,176 --> 00:42:54,595 before he awakens, all is lost. 934 00:42:54,595 --> 00:42:58,182 What a highly specific lasso-skills-required situation 935 00:42:58,182 --> 00:43:01,811 when I just happen to be a four-time youth rodeo champion. 936 00:43:01,811 --> 00:43:03,729 This is no coincidence. 937 00:43:03,729 --> 00:43:05,898 - It's all by Her design. - Mm. 938 00:43:05,898 --> 00:43:09,235 We were meant to escape together. 939 00:43:09,235 --> 00:43:11,153 Padre, I don't do together. 940 00:43:11,153 --> 00:43:13,406 [soft dramatic music] 941 00:43:13,406 --> 00:43:16,659 Perhaps that's the source of your pain. 942 00:43:16,659 --> 00:43:19,912 Perhaps that's why your nun left you for Jesus. 943 00:43:21,997 --> 00:43:23,332 Give me that rope. 944 00:43:23,332 --> 00:43:27,086 [grunting] 945 00:43:27,086 --> 00:43:29,255 I would like to state for the record 946 00:43:29,255 --> 00:43:31,215 that I continue to believe this is all bullshit, 947 00:43:31,215 --> 00:43:33,300 but I am fucking bored now. 948 00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:37,430 So let's just get this over with, 949 00:43:37,430 --> 00:43:40,266 shall we? 950 00:43:40,266 --> 00:43:41,934 All right. 951 00:43:41,934 --> 00:43:44,353 Yee-haw. [crowd cheering] 952 00:43:44,353 --> 00:43:46,731 [Western music] 953 00:43:46,731 --> 00:43:49,859 Yes. Yes. 954 00:43:51,318 --> 00:43:53,446 Congrats, The Pope. You're free. 955 00:43:53,446 --> 00:43:54,947 [whip cracks] 956 00:44:00,161 --> 00:44:03,289 Why didn't you use them to release yourself? 957 00:44:03,289 --> 00:44:07,334 Because that is exactly what the Algorithm wants me to do. 958 00:44:07,334 --> 00:44:09,128 My son, 959 00:44:09,128 --> 00:44:12,339 why are you so certain that Madonna wants to hurt you? 960 00:44:16,552 --> 00:44:19,138 [sighs] 961 00:44:19,138 --> 00:44:22,141 - Ay, Dios mío. - Yeah. 962 00:44:22,141 --> 00:44:24,060 You know, they're supposed to give these things out 963 00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:25,728 based on probabilities. 964 00:44:25,728 --> 00:44:28,356 Old people get dates a couple years down the line. 965 00:44:28,356 --> 00:44:32,360 Somebody my age, it should be decades. 966 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,862 But not me. 967 00:44:34,862 --> 00:44:37,823 No, my time's up in eight days. 968 00:44:37,823 --> 00:44:42,119 ♪ ♪ 969 00:44:42,119 --> 00:44:44,038 - [lock clicks, clanks] - [grunts] 970 00:44:47,917 --> 00:44:49,668 Now I understand why you don't want 971 00:44:49,668 --> 00:44:51,170 to leave this prison: 972 00:44:51,170 --> 00:44:53,422 because you know what is outside that door 973 00:44:53,422 --> 00:44:55,216 is the truth. 974 00:44:55,216 --> 00:44:59,845 My son, the truth shall set you free. 975 00:44:59,845 --> 00:45:02,932 ♪ ♪ 976 00:45:02,932 --> 00:45:05,351 [Ziegler groans] 977 00:45:05,351 --> 00:45:07,520 All right, fuck it. Okay, Pope, let's go. 978 00:45:11,982 --> 00:45:13,567 Bravo. Bravo. 979 00:45:17,947 --> 00:45:19,699 JQ! 980 00:45:19,699 --> 00:45:21,367 We found something. 981 00:45:21,367 --> 00:45:22,910 Come on! 982 00:45:25,371 --> 00:45:26,914 Whoa. 983 00:45:26,914 --> 00:45:29,667 Wow, you guys really commit to the bit. 984 00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:31,711 It will be an exit up there. 985 00:45:31,711 --> 00:45:33,212 All right. 986 00:45:36,173 --> 00:45:38,426 JQ! There's something under here. 987 00:45:38,426 --> 00:45:40,761 Everybody dig! 988 00:45:40,761 --> 00:45:43,764 Oi, guys, hurry up! 989 00:45:43,764 --> 00:45:45,349 Hurry up! 990 00:45:45,349 --> 00:45:46,892 Wait! 991 00:45:46,892 --> 00:45:48,978 Come back! 992 00:45:49,812 --> 00:45:51,564 - Wait! - All right. 993 00:45:51,564 --> 00:45:53,399 All right, keep digging, mates. 994 00:45:54,775 --> 00:45:56,485 Sweet baby Jesus. 995 00:45:56,485 --> 00:45:58,571 It's a trapdoor. 996 00:46:00,906 --> 00:46:02,575 Where's the door? 997 00:46:03,951 --> 00:46:06,078 - Stop! - This way. 998 00:46:06,078 --> 00:46:09,040 You don't know what you've done. 999 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,584 Stop! 1000 00:46:11,584 --> 00:46:12,752 Freedom. 1001 00:46:12,752 --> 00:46:15,337 ♪ ♪ 1002 00:46:15,337 --> 00:46:16,672 [grunts] 1003 00:46:16,672 --> 00:46:18,507 all: Heave! 1004 00:46:18,507 --> 00:46:21,469 Heave! Heave! 1005 00:46:21,469 --> 00:46:24,930 ♪ ♪ 1006 00:46:24,930 --> 00:46:28,726 Heave! Heave! 1007 00:46:28,726 --> 00:46:30,061 - Heave! - [grunts] 1008 00:46:30,061 --> 00:46:31,312 Out of the way! 1009 00:46:31,312 --> 00:46:33,147 I'ma get you out of there, Wiley! 1010 00:46:33,147 --> 00:46:35,941 I won't stop until you're free! 1011 00:46:35,941 --> 00:46:37,651 [yells] 1012 00:46:41,655 --> 00:46:44,742 [coughs] 1013 00:46:44,742 --> 00:46:47,036 JQ, are you all right? 1014 00:46:47,036 --> 00:46:49,705 I'm okay. 1015 00:46:55,753 --> 00:46:57,755 What do you see? 1016 00:46:57,755 --> 00:47:00,716 [soft dramatic music] 1017 00:47:00,716 --> 00:47:06,764 ♪ ♪ 1018 00:47:06,764 --> 00:47:08,474 Is Wiley down there? 1019 00:47:12,853 --> 00:47:14,397 No, mate. 1020 00:47:18,567 --> 00:47:20,236 Shoes. 1021 00:47:24,990 --> 00:47:27,576 Fucking sneakers. 1022 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:37,670 Well, a little rain never hurt anyone. 1023 00:47:37,670 --> 00:47:40,089 [yells] 1024 00:47:44,677 --> 00:47:47,596 [snazzy music] 1025 00:47:47,596 --> 00:47:48,848 ♪ ♪ 1026 00:47:48,848 --> 00:47:51,600 [speaking Italian] 1027 00:47:59,692 --> 00:48:01,152 My doppelganger! 1028 00:48:01,152 --> 00:48:03,571 [reporters gasp] Imposter! Arrest that man! 1029 00:48:03,571 --> 00:48:05,865 Oh, shit. 1030 00:48:05,865 --> 00:48:08,576 [reporters chattering] 1031 00:48:09,452 --> 00:48:12,872 We're at the actual Vatican? 1032 00:48:12,872 --> 00:48:15,374 Where else would we be? 1033 00:48:15,374 --> 00:48:18,419 [reporters clamoring] 1034 00:48:20,212 --> 00:48:21,589 Don't touch me! 1035 00:48:21,589 --> 00:48:23,090 I am the pope! 1036 00:48:23,090 --> 00:48:26,052 ["Ave Maria" plays] 1037 00:48:26,052 --> 00:48:31,057 ♪ ♪ 1038 00:48:31,057 --> 00:48:32,808 You can't do this! 1039 00:48:32,808 --> 00:48:34,643 Get your filthy hands off me! 1040 00:48:34,643 --> 00:48:37,271 [continues shouting indistinctly] 1041 00:48:37,271 --> 00:48:44,445 ♪ ♪ 1042 00:48:51,452 --> 00:48:54,288 [camera shutters clicking] 1043 00:48:54,288 --> 00:49:01,462 ♪ ♪ 1044 00:49:26,362 --> 00:49:28,823 [cymbals crashing] 1045 00:49:40,793 --> 00:49:44,255 [wheezing] 1046 00:49:48,008 --> 00:49:51,303 [tense music] 1047 00:49:51,303 --> 00:49:52,805 [echoing] Are you okay? 1048 00:49:52,805 --> 00:49:55,182 Are you okay, Sister? Are you okay? 1049 00:49:56,934 --> 00:49:58,436 [dramatic sting] 1050 00:49:58,436 --> 00:50:00,146 [mellow music playing over radio] 1051 00:50:00,146 --> 00:50:02,815 Simone? Simone, are you choking? 1052 00:50:02,815 --> 00:50:04,984 ♪ ♪ 1053 00:50:04,984 --> 00:50:06,610 Hey, hey. 1054 00:50:07,862 --> 00:50:10,656 Is it working? 1055 00:50:10,656 --> 00:50:13,159 Hey, what is it? What is it? 1056 00:50:13,159 --> 00:50:15,494 [retches, wheezes] 1057 00:50:15,494 --> 00:50:17,121 Hold on. Hold on. Hey. 1058 00:50:17,121 --> 00:50:19,373 [coughing] 1059 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,180 That's the last person known to be 1060 00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:35,347 in possession of the Grail. 1061 00:50:35,347 --> 00:50:37,725 I believe her name is Clara. 1062 00:50:37,725 --> 00:50:40,394 [eerie music] 1063 00:50:40,394 --> 00:50:42,396 Here. Drink this. 1064 00:50:45,441 --> 00:50:48,152 [panting] 1065 00:50:48,152 --> 00:50:50,279 How many? 1066 00:50:50,279 --> 00:50:52,740 How many what? 1067 00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:56,952 How many did you send to that bakery before me? 1068 00:50:56,952 --> 00:50:59,538 We're finally gonna talk about this, huh? 1069 00:50:59,538 --> 00:51:01,374 Finally? What does that mean? 1070 00:51:01,374 --> 00:51:02,833 Just because you won't acknowledge 1071 00:51:02,833 --> 00:51:04,335 that I have other relationships, Simone, 1072 00:51:04,335 --> 00:51:06,670 it doesn't mean that I don't have them. 1073 00:51:06,670 --> 00:51:09,382 You want to know what I coughed up? 1074 00:51:09,382 --> 00:51:12,635 It was everything that you fed me. 1075 00:51:12,635 --> 00:51:15,012 I am not some groupie who wants you all to myself. 1076 00:51:15,012 --> 00:51:17,014 I-I understood exactly what I was getting into. 1077 00:51:17,014 --> 00:51:19,266 Pardon me for not wanting to think about everyone else 1078 00:51:19,266 --> 00:51:22,603 who got into it. 1079 00:51:22,603 --> 00:51:24,313 Do you think I took my vows lightly? 1080 00:51:24,313 --> 00:51:25,398 I understood. 1081 00:51:25,398 --> 00:51:26,524 I understood what it means 1082 00:51:26,524 --> 00:51:29,735 to be someone's eternal... servant. 1083 00:51:29,735 --> 00:51:31,904 I said it for you because I love you. 1084 00:51:31,904 --> 00:51:33,698 I love you so much that I am willing to accept 1085 00:51:33,698 --> 00:51:35,741 that I am not the only one, as long as you accept this: 1086 00:51:35,741 --> 00:51:38,411 I am your wife, not your goddamn errand girl! 1087 00:51:38,411 --> 00:51:40,162 [dramatic rumbling] 1088 00:51:40,162 --> 00:51:41,455 Boo-hoo, get over it! 1089 00:51:41,455 --> 00:51:44,417 [booming continues] 1090 00:51:47,211 --> 00:51:50,297 [heart monitor beeping] 1091 00:51:54,885 --> 00:51:57,054 Look at us. 1092 00:51:59,432 --> 00:52:02,977 We're back where we started, Merlin. 1093 00:52:04,437 --> 00:52:06,939 I'm dead. 1094 00:52:06,939 --> 00:52:08,774 No. 1095 00:52:08,774 --> 00:52:09,984 No such luck. 1096 00:52:11,485 --> 00:52:13,070 Where the hell are we? 1097 00:52:13,070 --> 00:52:14,780 We're at the Vatican. 1098 00:52:14,780 --> 00:52:18,659 You might wanna watch your language. 1099 00:52:18,659 --> 00:52:20,119 What are you doing here? 1100 00:52:20,119 --> 00:52:21,620 Long story. 1101 00:52:21,620 --> 00:52:24,040 Before I get into it, 1102 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,126 and considering the venue... [clears throat] 1103 00:52:27,126 --> 00:52:30,463 I have a confession to make. 1104 00:52:30,463 --> 00:52:32,965 Back home in Reno, those Germans 1105 00:52:32,965 --> 00:52:35,342 who kidnapped you, and then we kidnapped them back, 1106 00:52:35,342 --> 00:52:36,969 and then they admitted 1107 00:52:36,969 --> 00:52:38,345 that they were working for The Big D? 1108 00:52:38,345 --> 00:52:39,305 Yeah, I'm remembering all of this. 1109 00:52:39,305 --> 00:52:40,806 Good. 1110 00:52:40,806 --> 00:52:44,143 Yeah, so they weren't working for The Big D. 1111 00:52:44,143 --> 00:52:46,854 They were working for me. 1112 00:52:49,899 --> 00:52:53,277 And look, I can give you a whole bullshit rationale-- 1113 00:52:53,277 --> 00:52:54,570 I mean, it's not total bullshit. 1114 00:52:54,570 --> 00:52:56,530 - The Algorithm is evil. - Don't over-explain. 1115 00:52:56,530 --> 00:52:59,325 Okay, thank you. 1116 00:52:59,325 --> 00:53:03,204 The truth is, um, 1117 00:53:03,204 --> 00:53:06,499 I was in pain. 1118 00:53:06,499 --> 00:53:10,211 And I was hurting. Um... 1119 00:53:10,211 --> 00:53:12,922 I think I just wanted to be around you again. 1120 00:53:12,922 --> 00:53:15,091 [soft music] 1121 00:53:15,091 --> 00:53:17,885 So I'm sorry I lied. 1122 00:53:17,885 --> 00:53:19,595 That was wrong. 1123 00:53:19,595 --> 00:53:23,057 ♪ ♪ 1124 00:53:23,057 --> 00:53:25,351 I forgive you. 1125 00:53:25,351 --> 00:53:31,190 ♪ ♪ 1126 00:53:31,190 --> 00:53:33,234 It was such a dick move though. 1127 00:53:33,234 --> 00:53:34,985 Watch your mouth, young lady. 1128 00:53:34,985 --> 00:53:36,112 Tried to warn her. 1129 00:53:36,112 --> 00:53:37,780 Is that the pope? 1130 00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:40,116 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm... 1131 00:53:40,116 --> 00:53:41,909 Why is the pope looking at me like that? 1132 00:53:41,909 --> 00:53:46,872 Well, uh, Felipe here has been very excited to talk to you 1133 00:53:46,872 --> 00:53:48,207 ever since they brought you in and saw 1134 00:53:48,207 --> 00:53:50,668 what you were, uh, choking on. 1135 00:53:50,668 --> 00:53:53,003 Please, Sister, I must know. 1136 00:53:53,003 --> 00:53:55,881 This little baby-- 1137 00:53:55,881 --> 00:53:59,009 how did you come to have it in your windpipe? 1138 00:53:59,009 --> 00:54:02,888 I haven't seen one of these since I was a niñito, 1139 00:54:02,888 --> 00:54:07,143 when I used to put King Cake on our altar for Jesucristo. 1140 00:54:07,143 --> 00:54:09,395 I never knew if He got them. 1141 00:54:09,395 --> 00:54:11,731 Never got a chance to ask. 1142 00:54:11,731 --> 00:54:14,900 I mean, He--He sent me to bring you the cake. 1143 00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:19,697 I got the sense it was some kind of peace offering. 1144 00:54:19,697 --> 00:54:22,658 Felipe was in a little bit of a beef with your hubby 1145 00:54:22,658 --> 00:54:25,619 because He blew him off for-- 1146 00:54:25,619 --> 00:54:27,371 this is gonna make your head explode-- 1147 00:54:27,371 --> 00:54:28,914 the red-haired woman. 1148 00:54:28,914 --> 00:54:31,667 Mm, Jay never told me that He knew her. 1149 00:54:31,667 --> 00:54:34,003 He just handed me a sketch and said she was 1150 00:54:34,003 --> 00:54:35,588 the last person to have the Grail. 1151 00:54:35,588 --> 00:54:37,757 If she's so interested in Clara, 1152 00:54:37,757 --> 00:54:39,592 you should tell her about the tape. 1153 00:54:39,592 --> 00:54:41,594 What tape? 1154 00:54:41,594 --> 00:54:45,097 This is what Madonna sent me to find, 1155 00:54:45,097 --> 00:54:49,226 the secret the priest has been hiding for years. 1156 00:54:53,230 --> 00:54:54,899 Watch this. 1157 00:54:56,317 --> 00:54:58,444 [dramatic music] 1158 00:54:58,444 --> 00:55:00,780 [crowd clamoring] 1159 00:55:00,780 --> 00:55:03,074 [man shouting in French] 1160 00:55:13,876 --> 00:55:15,336 What am I looking at? 1161 00:55:15,336 --> 00:55:17,463 What is this? 1162 00:55:17,463 --> 00:55:20,966 Wait for it. 1163 00:55:20,966 --> 00:55:23,177 That's Clara, the red-haired woman? 1164 00:55:23,177 --> 00:55:24,595 Sorry, can you just tell me what it is? 1165 00:55:24,595 --> 00:55:26,680 Just watch. 1166 00:55:27,681 --> 00:55:29,433 [speaking French] 1167 00:55:29,433 --> 00:55:32,645 - So is she, like, an actor? - You're not watching. 1168 00:55:35,606 --> 00:55:36,941 Ermengard! 1169 00:55:39,443 --> 00:55:42,029 {\an8}[speaking French] 1170 00:55:48,035 --> 00:55:50,538 - Wiley, that's the Grail! - Yes, it is. 1171 00:55:50,538 --> 00:55:53,040 Can you please just shush? 1172 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:56,043 [dramatic music] 1173 00:55:56,043 --> 00:56:03,008 ♪ ♪ 1174 00:56:08,222 --> 00:56:10,725 [horses neighing] 1175 00:56:10,725 --> 00:56:17,898 ♪ ♪ 1176 00:56:31,245 --> 00:56:32,580 [shouts] 1177 00:56:37,793 --> 00:56:40,629 [Rob Dougan's "Clubbed to Death"] 1178 00:56:40,629 --> 00:56:47,803 ♪ ♪ 1179 00:56:51,766 --> 00:56:53,517 [men yelling] 1180 00:56:53,517 --> 00:56:56,687 announcer: Sometimes, at the end of the road, 1181 00:56:56,687 --> 00:56:59,398 when all seems lost, 1182 00:56:59,398 --> 00:57:01,567 miracles happen. 1183 00:57:01,567 --> 00:57:03,277 [screams] 1184 00:57:03,277 --> 00:57:10,284 ♪ ♪ 1185 00:57:14,455 --> 00:57:18,584 ♪ ♪ 1186 00:57:18,584 --> 00:57:19,835 It's a commercial? 1187 00:57:19,835 --> 00:57:21,587 Okay, you're still not waiting for it. 1188 00:57:21,587 --> 00:57:23,089 So it's all fake? I don't get it. 1189 00:57:23,089 --> 00:57:25,132 - Is it recording? - Shoes. My shoes. 1190 00:57:25,132 --> 00:57:26,133 I see the shoes. 1191 00:57:26,133 --> 00:57:28,386 Okay, can you point it at me? 1192 00:57:30,554 --> 00:57:32,848 Father Hans Ziegler. 1193 00:57:32,848 --> 00:57:35,226 By now, you understand that I have in my possession 1194 00:57:35,226 --> 00:57:37,311 what you have spent your lifetime 1195 00:57:37,311 --> 00:57:39,397 trying to get your hands on. 1196 00:57:39,397 --> 00:57:42,233 I wonder how the Vatican will react when they know 1197 00:57:42,233 --> 00:57:44,819 what you did to make this commercial, 1198 00:57:44,819 --> 00:57:49,073 if all those shoes you buried came to the surface? 1199 00:57:49,073 --> 00:57:51,742 Consider this your warning, Father. 1200 00:57:51,742 --> 00:57:53,703 If you try to find me, 1201 00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:56,789 or if I so much catch a whiff of you, 1202 00:57:56,789 --> 00:57:59,709 this tape goes everywhere. 1203 00:57:59,709 --> 00:58:02,795 [ominous music] 1204 00:58:02,795 --> 00:58:04,797 [shushing] 1205 00:58:04,797 --> 00:58:06,465 Grail, Grail, Grail, Grail. 1206 00:58:06,465 --> 00:58:07,967 - Whoa. - Mm-hmm. 1207 00:58:07,967 --> 00:58:10,720 And if you don't believe me, 1208 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,264 believe this, bitch. 1209 00:58:13,264 --> 00:58:15,641 ♪ ♪ 1210 00:58:15,641 --> 00:58:18,018 [cat meows] 1211 00:58:18,018 --> 00:58:19,854 [shushes] 1212 00:58:19,854 --> 00:58:24,775 ♪ ♪ 1213 00:58:29,864 --> 00:58:30,823 What the f-- 1214 00:58:30,823 --> 00:58:37,997 ♪ ♪ 1215 00:59:06,734 --> 00:59:09,820 [bell tolling] 1216 00:59:42,937 --> 00:59:45,606 [speaking French] 1217 00:59:45,606 --> 00:59:46,899 It's a commercial? 1218 00:59:46,899 --> 00:59:48,567 Her name is Clara. 1219 00:59:48,567 --> 00:59:50,277 {\an8}[speaking French] 1220 00:59:54,824 --> 00:59:57,743 It's the last person known to be in possession of the Grail. 1221 00:59:57,743 --> 01:00:00,454 We're looking for Clara. 1222 01:00:00,454 --> 01:00:02,248 [dramatic music] 1223 01:00:02,248 --> 01:00:04,125 I'm going to see a man about a cat. 1224 01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:05,459 We saw you on the tape. 1225 01:00:05,459 --> 01:00:08,379 Before I tell you where Clara is, 1226 01:00:08,379 --> 01:00:11,882 you must first understand who she is. 1227 01:00:11,882 --> 01:00:14,927 You want us to get the Holy Grail? 1228 01:00:14,927 --> 01:00:17,471 That's crazy. 1229 01:00:17,471 --> 01:00:19,432 That's crazy, right? 1230 01:00:19,432 --> 01:00:20,766 Mrs. Davis has to be destroyed. 1231 01:00:20,766 --> 01:00:22,643 [sharp ringing] I'm the best weapon you've got. 1232 01:00:22,643 --> 01:00:24,770 - [alarm blares] - You believe the Holy Grail 1233 01:00:24,770 --> 01:00:29,483 is an actual artifact that is real? 1234 01:00:29,483 --> 01:00:32,653 I do. 1235 01:00:32,653 --> 01:00:34,947 ♪ ♪ 1236 01:00:34,947 --> 01:00:36,949 For to be in service of the asset, 1237 01:00:36,949 --> 01:00:40,202 is to do whatever it takes. 1238 01:00:40,202 --> 01:00:41,996 Are you fucking putting it on till the [indistinct]? 1239 01:00:41,996 --> 01:00:44,123 You used to have feelings for him. 1240 01:00:44,123 --> 01:00:47,043 Oh, my God. [both laugh] 1241 01:00:47,043 --> 01:00:49,086 Don't mess with that. 1242 01:00:49,086 --> 01:00:50,379 Might break it. 1243 01:00:50,379 --> 01:00:52,506 ♪ ♪ 1244 01:00:52,506 --> 01:00:54,800 Are you all out of your fucking minds? 1245 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,052 Yeah. 1246 01:00:56,052 --> 01:00:59,472 ♪ ♪ 1247 01:00:59,472 --> 01:01:03,059 I-I'm not saying what she just said. 1248 01:01:03,059 --> 01:01:05,895 If you wanna know, you can hear it yourself. 1249 01:01:05,895 --> 01:01:11,275 ♪ ♪ 1250 01:01:11,275 --> 01:01:12,526 Hello? 80222

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