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[Monkey chatters]

- You've got to do something. Change her back!

- Last time I tried, it didn't work.

- If animal control takes her, that's it.

Lily's never changing back.

- I know.

- I think the monkey's in the cafeteria.

Emma, you're not supposed to be here.

- Hurry. Go, go, go.

- As a monkey, you've got a strong will,

but cooperate and just stay still.

No!

- Andi, let go.

You're gonna hurt yourself.

- Lily, please!

Aren't you worried animal control

will take you away forever?

- I said let go.

What's wrong with you?

- I'm just, uh, t-terrified of monkeys

a-and apes and orangutans.

I have agrizoophobia.

- Agrizoophobia?

Fear of wild animals?

- That's a real thing?

I mean... I mean, yes, yes.

And let me tell you, it is bad.

- Then why are you holding me back?

Why are you not running away from the monkey?

- Stay, lily.

Stay.

Here goes nothing.

I have the power to break Maddie's spell.

Make lily human again and all will be well.

[Zapping]

- The monkey should be right...

[upbeat pop music]

- ¶ I cast a spell

¶ it takes a hold of you

¶ I see my dreams

¶ and they're all coming true ¶

¶ come on, let's go ¶

¶ you and me together

¶ look up ahead

¶ there's a magical adventure ¶

¶ every witch way, ay, ay, ay, ay ¶

¶ I'm trying every witch way, ay, ay, ay, ay ¶

¶ I'm going every witch way, ay, ay, ay, ay ¶

¶ every witch way ¶

- you shouldn't be in here.

Nurse lily?

- Lily!

Um, can I have some grapes?

- Emma, get away from there.

Where's the smoke coming from?

- Farewell, Xavier.

I miss you so much already.

- There's a monkey on the loose.

We've evacuated the school,

except for these two.

- I have...

- I don't want to hear about

that you have agrizoophobia, okay?

I've heard your conversations about how you want a pet tiger.

- [Sighs]

The monkey was last seen in here.

- Well, it's not anymore.

I've been here for a while and haven't seen it.

- Why don't you take the girls outside

while we look for the monkey?

- Mom, they sent us home

because there is a wild animal loose at school.

- Well, first, that stinky smoke

and now a wild animal?

What is going on at that school these days?

- Yeah, it's been like a zoo there lately.

- Yeah, the whole place was bananas.

- So are you excited for fake book club tonight

at Mr. Francisco's house?

- Oh, yes.

It's going to be... wait.

How do you know about that?

- It's on the school blog.

Gigi overheard you.

- I can't believe you're dating someone

who's both my teacher and my enemy's dad.

Are you trying to ruin my life?

- No, I am trying to make it better.

I'm going over there tonight to get the hexerin.

By process of elimination, that girl has to have it.

- She does,

but don't waste any of your time.

She'll bring it to me as soon as animal control

catches her little friend.

- That's not going to happen.

Look, gigi just posted a picture

of the animal control people

leaving the school empty-handed.

- But she still needs me to turn the monkey back

into the nurse.

[Gasps]

- Maddie! You didn't.

- I had to.

The nurse is helping Emma with her magic.

I had to stop her.

Besides, we'll get the hex-asaurus Rex

out of it.

- Uh, not anymore.

Look.

There's the nurse back to normal.

- [Gasps]

- She broke your spell?

- I thought that was hard to do.

- At your age, it's almost impossible.

You're right.

Emma has to be getting help from that nurse.

- It's okay.

I already have a new plan.

Mom, call your friends and let them know

that we're having book club here instead.

- Well, I only invited Francisco, so...

- well, if this is going to work,

you need to actually make fake book club seem legit.

Invite some other people.

- Ugh, fine.

- Was it so awesome

being able to climb on top of anything

and eat all the bananas you want?

- I'm not sure what it was.

I don't remember much.

What I do know is, Maddie's getting out of control.

I am sending a report to the witches' council asap.

[Upbeat piano music]

- What's that piece of junk?

- A guardian's magic tablet:

The g.M.T.

Emma, how did you convince Maddie

to turn me back into a human?

- Well, at first, she wanted me to give her the hexerin,

but I knew you wouldn't want me to,

but then somebody called animal control,

and I felt I had no choice, but then the book was at home,

and you were in the cafeteria about to be caught,

so I had to do it myself.

- And... [Both inhale]

Breathe. [Both exhale]

- You broke Maddie's spell?

- Yep.

- Wow. And no one saw you? - Yep.

Wait, actually, I think coach julio

might have seen me do it.

- Wow. I mean what?

- So Maddie's mom is paying you

to babysit Daniel's uncontrollable siblings?

- Yes. - And that's not strange to you?

- Andi, strange has a whole new meaning now,

so you're going to have to be more specific.

- I think it's suspicious.

- Well, I already said yes,

so I'm not turning another gig down.

- You mean not turning Daniel down.

- No.

I mean, that might be an unintentional side effect.

- Yeah, well you do realize

they're called "the terrible three"

for a reason, right?

- Yes, and I have magical powers,

so I think we're even.

- Still,

you're gonna have to be prepared.

Okay, let's see. [Sighs]

You're gonna need hockey pads,

industrial-strength detergent,

and night vision goggles.

- Where am I gonna get any of that?

- Hello? Have you met me?

Be right back.

- Okay, so the shoe will kick the ball

that falls on the lever that pops the balloon

that releases the...

- overly complicated as always.

- Well, how would you describe it?

- Oh.

Kkkch, pew, bop-ch, pew!

Ta-da!

- I like her explanation better.

[Doorbell rings] - She's here.

- Sorry, Maddie, but it's payback time.

- There's extra helmets in the garage.

- That's okay, Emma. I'll get it.

- Emma?

Dad, no!

Splat!

- Oh! - Ugh!

- Mom,

we have a problem.

- Not now, julio.

I'm feeding my lovelies.

[Gasps] Here you go, Charlotte,

for good behavior.

- Charlotte? Charlotte the volleyball coach?

- She wanted money for new knee pads.

Rolled-up tube socks and duct tape

worked just fine in my day.

I don't know what she was complaining about.

- Listen, the monkey wasn't really a monkey.

It was the school nurse

that had been transformed into a monkey.

- Who cast that spell on her?

- I don't know,

but that new girl,

the math teacher's daughter...

- Emma? - Yes.

She turned her back into a human.

- I knew it!

I told you I'd find out on my own,

Sebastian.

- Now you guys clean this up

while I go fish out cereal flakes from my hair.

They don't put this stuff in those parenting books.

- What was that?

- It wasn't meant for dad

or you or Emma.

- Then who was it for?

- Maddie.

- Dad said a babysitter was coming over,

so we assumed it was her.

- Well, you heard dad.

Get the mops, get the soap,

and just clean this place up.

- Okay. Come on, let's go.

[Suspenseful hip-hop music]

- ¶ Yeah

¶

¶ yeah

¶

¶ yeah

- ¶ ah-ah, ah, ah

¶ ah-ah, ah, ah

¶ ah-ah, ah, ah-ah

¶ ah-ah, ah, ah

- [sighs]

I can't believe I forgot my keys...

Again.

[Sighs]

That poster looks a little crooked.

All better.

- Emma, the terrible three have something they want to say.

- It's okay. - No.

Let them take responsibility for their actions.

- We're sorry.

That wasn't cool of us.

- We thought Maddie was babysitting,

and we do not like her.

- But we like you.

- So does Daniel.

He talks about you all the time.

Ow.

- Apology accepted.

And if I can give you a bit of advice,

steer clear of using milk in your traps.

Otherwise, you'll be smelling rotten milk

for decades in the garage.

- Write that down.

- All right,

who's ready to build the ultimate booby trap

with Uncle Mac?

- Yes!

- What'd I miss?

- Do you think that you could, um,

watch my siblings while I walk Emma home?

But no booby traps.

- [Whines] Oh.

Oh-hoo-hoo.

Fine.

- [Clears throat]

Uh, Emma?

- Bye.

- Well, she certainly likes to scrapbook.

[Gasps]

Is this her mom?

She's pretty.

- [Gasps] Don't touch that.

We don't want to leave too many fingerprints.

How could Daniel like someone

who loves glitter so much?

- Uh, Maddie?

- What?

- The book we're looking for,

it's really big, really old, and it glows?

- Yeah.

[Gasps] You found it!

Grab it!

- I can't! See?

- Booky, booky, booky, come here.

Shh, shh.

Come here, booky.

Come here, Mr. hexe...

I got it! [Both giggle]

[Door clicks shut]

[Both gasp]

Someone's home.

- What's all this?

- Oh, my dad was going to host

Mrs. van pelt's book club here,

but he just texted that she's hosting instead.

- Oh, right.

That's where my parents are.

- Why do you say it like that?

- Well, because I've never seen a single book

at the van pelts' house.

- Yeah.

I have a feeling it's an elaborate trick

to get my dad to spend time with her.

- I'm glad they're not here, 'cause...

There's something I want to tell you.

- Yes, Danny?

- This can't be happening.

He must be under some kind of spell.

- Maddie!

Help!

- And she called him "Danny."

Nobody calls him "Danny" but me.

- So as the captain of the sharks,

I get this really cool old-school jacket

with a big letter "I" on it.

It stands for "iridium."

It's called a...

A...

- Letter jacket? - Yeah, that.

And I wanted to know if maybe, you know,

you... I...

Can I have some water?

- Okay.

- That's it.

She's unleashed the witch!

He'll say "yes" when he means "no,"

"left" when he means "right."

Daniel won't say what he means, try as he might.

- Thanks.

Okay, I'm just gonna say it.

I think you're really ugly,

the ugliest girl I've ever seen.

- I am?

You do?

- I mean, it's awful,

and I would never want to give you my letter jacket.

- [Gasps]

- Emma, you wouldn't believe the night I've had.

That was the most bizarre book club...

Hey, Daniel.

It's nice, I suppose, to see you.

- Daniel was just leaving, dad.

- Great.

I mean, go ahead, then.

Was babysitting all right?

- It was awful!

- Really? I'm sorry to hear that.

- I mean, um, Emma's a horrible babysitter.

I am so not sorry.

I know exactly what I'm saying.

So I'm just gonna keep talking and stand right here.

I am so not sorry.

- I am.

I thought we were friends.

- We're not.

- Glad we cleared that up.

- I still can't believe how I just flew out of that window.

- Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't let go.

- I don't think I had a choice.

It bit down on my fingers.

- I don't think it likes you.

- Oh, please. Books don't have...

[gasps]

- See? You hurt its feelings.

- Maddie?

Did you get it?

- Get what?

- The hexerin!

Don't you remember our plan?

You were supposed to go over to Emma's house and find it

while I distracted her father?

- Oh, was that what we were supposed to be doing?

- Maddie, do you mean to tell me

that I bought all those books for nothing?

- You could actually read them.

- [Scoffs] Don't be ridiculous.

- Whoa!

Is there a hidden flame inside the bottom of that glass?

- Nope. It's just my finger.

[Puffs]

First I was freezing stuff,

and now I am boiling it!

- Is this some awesome side effect of puberty

that only lucky people get?

- Maybe. Some guys get zits.

I get superpowers.

- You don't think you get zits?

Yeah, okay.

- Check this out. Ready?

- How did you do that?

- I don't know.

I just know that it's awesome.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I don't like that look.

- What look?

- The one that says you're thinking.

Nothing good could come out of you thinking too much.

- I'm just trying to figure out a way

we can use this to our advantage.

- Ah.

Uh, sorry, just a second.

Actually,

I like your thinking.

I could use a sidekick.

- Sweet!

We're totally gonna rule...

- the universe!

- I was thinking the school,

but, sure, the universe.

- I don't get it.

Why didn't you tell your mom you have the hexerin?

- Katie, what do I always tell you

about holding out on people?

- That you should always hold out on people.

- Precisely.

I have to know what the book has to offer

before I let her know that I have it.

- Just remember: Be nice to the book.

The book is sensitive.

Love it. Cuddle it.

- Hey, lily.

Funny how we keep running into each other here.

- What?

- You know, the other day, you were in here.

- What happened to your hand?

- Um, uh, just a little freak accident at the pool.

- What happened?

- Um, a kickboard flew out of Diego's hands

and hit me right in the knuckles.

- Well, nothing seems broken.

- Well, thank you.

Thanks for checking.

- Anytime.

- He was just really rude and mean.

- Daniel?

No way. He's the nicest guy ever.

I mean, if he wasn't so athletic and good-looking,

he'd be getting atomic wedgies

and bathroom afros all the time.

- Emma.

I need to see you in my office.

- Did she do anything wrong?

- I just want to speak to Emma

about the extracurricular activities we offer.

- But I have class!

- I'll write you a note.

- Ooh, can you write me a note too?

- No.

You, get to class.

Emma, with me.

- Wait a minute.

Emma, you have your yearly checkup right now.

- Actually,

she has a very important meeting with me...

Right now.

- More important than a health checkup?

- Yes!

- There was something I had to tell you.

The monkey spell must have knocked it out of me.

- Not much of a guardian, are you?

"You're in danger, but I can't remember from who or what!"

- That's it!

There's someone powerful and evil after you!

- Maddie! - Who?

- That I don't remember.

- Like I said, great job guarding Emma.

- Andi, lay off her.

- I'm doing my best, okay?

This is my first assignment.

- Your first?

- Don't worry, Emma.

Luckily, you have me and all my zombie apocalypse skills

to protect you.

I just have to adjust it

to a witch apocalypse.

- I feel better.

- Bring the hexerin tomorrow.

It has some protection spells you can try.

- Okay.

- Okay, wait. Wait. Wait.

Does dropping an a.C. Unit onto a witch stun it in place?

What?

Works for zombies.

Let's go.

- So everything you say is the opposite of what you mean?

- No.

[Groans]

- That's...

Look, if this is about you liking Emma,

you can just tell me.

It's okay if you like her.

- I don't. Really.

[Grunts]

- Maybe your subconscious is making you say

what you really feel,

and you just have to deal with it.

- I think you're right.

- Hey, hey.

Don't fight it.

Just go with it.

So it's okay if I ask Emma out?

- Y...

Yes!

- Thanks, brah.

You're the best!

- Keep saying "brah" like that.

It makes you sound super cool.

- I will, brah.

- [Sighs]

- Hi, Danny.

- Bye, Maddie.

- Is something wrong?

- No, and I would tell you if there was.

- Just curious:

Are you still allergic to butterflies?

- No.

- Listen, I wanted to know

if you wanted to get back together with me.

- [Scoffs]

Yes, I'd love to.

- Oh, I knew it!

- And I brought my toolbox

and a spare engine part from my dad's '66 mustang,

and I thought we could pull it apart...

- you brought an engine to a sleepover?

- Yeah.

So what's it gonna be?

Zombie makeup night

or engine entertainment night?

- Actually, I thought I'd make a butterfly collage,

and you can make a...

Werewolf collage or...

Something.

- Hey, werewolf? Yeah.

Collage? No.

- Well, then what do you want to do?

No way.

My dad's right in the kitchen.

- Oh, come on, em!

What's the point of being best friends with a witch

if we can't do spells and stuff?

- That's the only reason why you're my friend?

- No.

There's many reasons.

That's just one of the best ones.

Now go get that giant book,

and let's spell trouble.

- Okay.

Just one.

- Maybe you could turn me into a lion,

queen of the jungle!

- Um, Andi?

- No, wait!

A great white shark... wait. No.

I'm just gonna flop around with no water.

- Um, Andi.

- Whoa, wait. I'll just sit in the bathtub.

- Andi! It's gone!

The hexerin, it was right here, and now it's gone.

- What?

- Who would steal it right off my...

Maddie.

- Could you hurry up so we can get our freezin' on?

- Our freezing?

- Yeah.

I bring the stuff,

and you freeze the stuff.

- I just have to clean back here,

but it's gonna take a long time if it's just me.

- [Sighs] Okay, fine.

I'll help.

- Thank you!

Come again.

- What?

- I think I drank too much soda.

[Belches]

[Crackling]

Mac?

Mac!

Oh, no.

What did I do?

Mac!