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- Previously on "Below Deck

- Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

If this were to go belly-up, that would be a disaster.

I couldn't think of a better night.

- No.

- You're making me look stupid, dude.

[ laughs ]

- What is that line going forth? - He asked for it.

- No, that--I tell you when to throw the line.

- Okay.

- Dude, I'm one human being.

I'm literally doing the best I ----ing can,

and it's really starting to get to me.

I get to get serenaded.

I never get crushes, ever.

Parker is a sweetheart.

- I loved hearing you on the radio, it's very--

- Really? - --sensual.

- Girls sometimes do take that as flirting, but it's not.

- We're under a lot of pressure. We're living in small spaces.

The crew, at this point in the season,

they're getting on each other's nerves.

But let's try to keep it positive.

- Just to let you know, I'm off the boat

to go and grab the tender.

- I'm going off the boat for a little bit.

[ clanging, scraping ]

- Whoa, we are hitting the dock.

Paget!

I don't know where the [ bleep ] everybody is.

[ grinding, clanking ]

- Whoa, we are hitting the dock.

I don't know where the [bleep] everybody is.

- ♪ And I just wanna feel alive ♪

- Byron! - Yeah?

- Hey, I don't know what the [ bleep ] is happening,

but we're touching the dock.

- Oh--you gotta pull up on the chain.

- I'll grab my radio and I'll go head back there.

- Yeah.

[ grinding, clattering ] - Paget, Paget.

- What's going on? - Where are you?

- I'm in the tender, I told you.

- Uh, yeah, well, the port side is touching the dock.

- [bleep].

[ tender engine revs ]

- Byron? - Yeah?

- It's the port side touching,

so maybe try picking up on the port anchor.

[ chain clattering ]

- All right, we're coming back now.

- Glenn, the transom's touched.

- When did this happen?

- I literally just saw it now

as I was heading off the passerelle.

- All right.

Hitting the dock is a big deal.

A new paint job on the transom--

it's a very expensive fix.

You're talking 40 grand.

And also it's embarrassing if the guests

see damage on the back of the boat.

- I can't believe we touched.

- Yeah, it must have sunk down in the mud.

- Do I have to refill this?

Get--get a professional in, or--

- It's Sunday.

- I feel like I can't even leave for 10 ----ing minutes

without anything going wrong.

- Do you want me to start in the rooms?

- Yeah, just strip the beds, do the regular stuff.

- Cool, cool.

On this last charter, I'm getting kind of

talked down to from that end and from that end,

and it's really ----ing frustrating.

I hope with this charter we can have

the proper communication with us as a team.

Otherwise, it can make me look like I'm ----ing incompetent.

- To fix the transom, I have to fill it, sand it,

fill it again, then wait for it, then paint it.

It's just really tedious, and I'm just exhausted.

It's gonna be difficult.

- Hi.

How's it going?

- Good.

How are things with Adam?

Pretty ----ing awesome. [ laughs ]

- Good.

- Done.

Tomorrow's another ----ing day.

- Paget, Jenna, Adam, meet me in the crew mess.

We're gonna have a little

We're gonna have a little preference sheet meeting.

- Copy.

- Ah... how you doing, mate?

- Okay.

So we've got Richie Hosein from Long Island, New York.

Richie is an accomplished entrepreneur with ventures

in healthcare, hospitality, nightlife, and music.

Joining Richie is Lenny, Frank, Austin,

Marshall, and Thomas, for their annual guys' trip.

- Time for the ladies to shine. - This is my jam, yeah.

[ laughs ] - Yeah, exactly.

- Ugh.

Here's what I dread about all-male charters...

it's all filled with testosterone

and this unreleased sexual tension

that's palpably ----ing repulsive.

- No dietary restrictions, which is pretty awesome.

- Let's smash it.

- Yeah. - Cool.

- Can you check what I've done?

- Good so far.

Just be rough with it, just try to like slap it against...

- Well, I don't wanna be too rough,

because I don't wanna scratch it.

- No, you're not gonna scratch it.

If this is how Paget wants it done, then just do it like that.

- The boat looks good, I had a walk around it.

Tomorrow morning we'll start at 8:00.

- I will go to bed.

- Good night.

- [ playing acoustic guitar, humming ]

- Do you mind? Are you having some alone time, or...

- No, join me.

- ...do you mind if I listen to you?

- Join me.

♪ Let's step away for a minute ♪

♪ I need to tell you something ♪

♪ I need to tell you that I'm in it ♪

♪ And that you're on my brain ♪

♪ I need you to tell me that you won't ♪

♪ Won't break my heart ♪

- Is this your song? - Yeah.

- Shut up! That's your song?

- It is.

- Now that Adam and I have kissed, I definitely feel happy.

But my anxious side is always still wondering

where it's gonna go next.

- Is it?

- It's hard on a boat, because it's a different dynamic.

It's not like normal dating.

Good night.

- Come on, let's get fat.

- Start from the beginning, tell me about your childhood.

What do your parents do?

- They're kind of retired now.

- Are they still together?

- No.

- Where do they live? - In Michigan.

- And how many brothers and sisters?

- I'm the oldest of four.

- And when... when did you leave Michigan?

- When I graduated.

- Why?

- Why not, dude?

I don't really like talking about my family.

We've been through a lot.

- Why?

- Are you like a two-year-old? I don't know, I just did.

December 22nd, 2014, Paige, my sister, she had

texted me that she wanted to go to the movies.

And she went to go pick up her other friends,

and they were stopped somewhere in Detroit,

and a car pulled in front of them

and one of the kids in the car's brother

apparently owed drug money.

[ sniffling ]

And two guys got out with AK47s and shot,

like, 45 rounds in my sister's car.

All five kids survived, except for my sister.

To feel the weight of that for years is just, like...

it makes me not wanna go home.

- I need to go to bed, I'm done.

- Yep, fair. - Tomorrow's a school day.

- I just went through this moment of being, like,

oh, my God, I could die tomorrow.

And I was like, what do I want out of life.

And then I used my sister's death

to kind of propel all of those things that I have wanted.

I'm not gonna do things that don't make me happy.

- Are you ready for charter?

- Are you? - Yeah.

- No... separating work and play.

- Hey, Parker, can you start drying

from the back here, forward?

- I started at the bow, and now I'm gonna go up.

- Could you start the back first?

- That's gonna take all day if stuff like that...

- Well, it's gonna take us all day tomorrow,

so we might as well do it.

- Well, we should have somebody doing stains tomorrow...

- Why are you getting all ----ing up in my grill

about this sort of sh--?

- God, it's just... all right, I'm done.

I don't wanna talk about it.

- Parker is always questioning what I want him to do,

and it's always a question upon a question.

It's like a velvet ----ing layer cake.

- So to make the deck department run a little bit smoother,

I'm asking Ciara to help me keep an eye on Parker.

- Provisions on the dock, provisions on the dock.

- What's up, man? Right on time.

Last one, thank you very much.

- Okay, man. Have a good day.

- Yep, appreciate it.

- Pretty good job, they won't notice it.

- I think it just kinda looks nice to see through it

when they first walk on.

- Holy champagne.

- They requested a lot.

[ nattering ]

- All crew, all crew, let's get changed into polos, please.

- Oh sh--, I don't know where my shoes are.

- I'm following you, Chief.

- Is this them?

- Step back, bro, stop playing.

- Crew, we've got guests walking down the dock.

- [bleep].

- Okay, guys, the champagne. - Yep.

- There's gonna be so much more spray tan

in the bath than the last guests.

[ laughs ]

- Hey, welcome.

- How you guys doing? I'm Captain Glenn.

- I'm Jenna. - Pleasure to meet you.

- Marshall, nice to meet you. - Welcome.

- Tommy. - Adam.

- Austin. - Welcome on board.

- What's up, man, I'm Parker. - Lenny...

I'm still hungover from last night, so--

- That's okay. I'm Madison, nice to meet you.

- What's the name of this boat, the Cialis?

- Wow, the Cialis boat.

- Yeah, dude, boys' trip.

I just know that everybody else is gonna be moaning and groaning

the whole time, and I'm gonna be secretly like,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Welcome on board Parsifal III.

Jenna's gonna take you guys on a little tour.

- Awesome. - All right.

This is aptly called the cockpit.

- Yeah, cock ----ing swordfighting over here, yeah.

- This is the flybridge.

This is where the ladies can come hang out

in the hot tub with you. - Richie.

- Wow.

- [bleep], what the [bleep] do they have in this thing?

- Tequila shots, when you're ready.

- Let's go with 1942, all right?

- It's a lot of luggage for six guys.

- Cheers. - Cheers, Richie.

- A salud.

- Let your nuts hang a little bit.

- Love you guys. - Let's get ----ed up.

- Good Lord, can you hurry up? I'm seven shots of '42 deep.

- Oh, are you bringing shots?

- Cheers. - Crazy.

- Love you guys.

- My new girlfriend, by the way. She loves you.

- You guys wanna do a shot or what?

- I've seen guests that drink a lot,

but at the rate these guys are going, it's definitely alarming.

Club!

- When Richie's in club mode,

you can't [bleep] with Richie, bro.

- Working out!

- Party! - I think we need another shot.

- Girls!

- That wasn't the first back I blew out that night,

I'll tell you.

- We haven't even left the dock yet.

- Yo, honk if you're horny.

- We need a couple of shots over here, I think.

- Coming up...

- Can we get some ----ing shrimp cocktails or something going?

Like, now?

- I don't have shrimp cocktails.

- I've been asking for shrimp cocktails

for an hour and a ----ing half.

- Oh, my God.

- Can we get shrimp cocktail?

- Austin, where you at?

- Austin, where you at? - I'm right here.

- All right. - They call me "big fish."

- Glenn, Glenn, Pag.

Passerelle is packed away, all lines are off.

- Copy that, thank you.

- Would you mind handing me that pasta salad

that's in the fridge there?

- Yeah, man. - Thank you.

- Chains off to starboard, three o'clock.

- Copy, thank you. We're going up to full speed.

- Who wants to meet me at the bar?

- You better slow down, homeboy.

- No, you're not.

- There are lots of girls who like dudes like that, though.

- What's your type, Madison?

- Goofy guys.

- Goofy? - Yeah.

- Like dorky? - Yeah.

- I've always been a sailor at heart.

- Ooh, so like Parker?

[ laughs ]

Oh, she's blushing.

- Stop fishing. - Oh!

- Just answer the question. - All right, Mom and Dad.

- Okay, Byron, let her go.

We're gonna go out to two and a half.

- Will you guys be ready to sit down in 10 minutes for lunch?

- Yeah... um, do you have a butter knife, by any chance?

- Oh, you wanna score it?

- Okay that is coming up right.

- Look at me...

90 percent of the time, I'm ----ed up.

[ laughs ]

- He's always ----ed up.

- Ooh. - Yum.

- Okay, you start taking some foods.

These are big dudes. I guarantee you, they can eat.

- Where the [bleep]'s the food at?

I'm gonna bug out.

- I'm gonna pull out every last food item

in my refrigerator until it's empty.

- And you can come with the pasta salad.

- Yep. Yep.

- Oh, my God, look at this.

- Unbelievably beautiful.

- So we got some Greek flavorings...

pita bread.

If I were you, I would stuff it full of some of that pork mince.

We've got some seared tuna here with...

- Bro, that tuna is the best thing I've ever had in my life.

- There's also a chickpea salad. - Ooh!

- Adam, you are the man.

- Oh... - Ooh...

- Sounded good.

- You know, in all honesty, this food's incredible.

Our chef's a straight beast.

- Let's take that boat out, can we take that boat out?

- Of course you can, yeah.

- See that one girl over there? We're gonna go pick her up.

- Glenn? - Yeah?

- They are gonna go to the beach bar.

- Let's take that boat out.

- Deck, deck, deck, the guests are

gonna go ashore to the beach bar.

- Copy that, Glenn.

Will you be joining them for a cheeky shot?

- Couple naughty boys. [ laughs ]

- Don't think so.

- Dinner's at what time? - 8:30.

- Stay here... I'll bring back some friends.

- Come back with something, or else you're not allowed back on.

- Let's go burn this ----ing beach down.

- I'm putting money on it they're not

bringing anybody back.

- Pull right on the ----ing beach, huh?

I don't wanna get the ----ing linens dirty,

what are you talking about here?

- ----ing knobheads.

- Oof. - Oh!

- What are we doing?

What the [bleep]?

Right in the ----ing bar.

- Did they go to find chicks?

- There's no chicks over there.

- Where's the girls, eh? What do we got?

We got any girls in here or no?

- Oof. - Take it easy, cousin.

This ain't our territory.

- They're gonna like this,

because they're, like, you know, drunk and...

- What was that? - They're gonna like this.

- Why are you looking at me all funny?

Hooking up with anyone on a boat is a risk.

- I'm gonna hug you.

Getting to know someone more intimately is not something

you wanna do with your coworkers five feet from you.

I have the hardest time mixing work and play.

Get to work!

- There's nothing over here! Terrible.

[bleep] What am I gonna do with the linens?

Oh! Ah!

Oh sh--.

- Oh! I love that!

My man!

Woo!

[ honking ]

- Okay, they're coming back.

[ honking continues ]

- He fell in!

- What the [bleep]... - Woo!

- Whoa!

- Pip, pip. - Give it a wash.

- How are you doing?

- He came on the boat and fell over.

No more 1942 for you!

- Have you already done stainless

and all that kind of stuff?

- I've just been walking around,

and wherever I'm walking, I'm chamoising.

- Hm? - Don't walk so loud.

- Don't walk so loud?

- Yes, they're underneath us, sleeping.

- There's a bit of breeze out here now.

I think we'll sail in about five minutes.

- Copy that.

- Byron, Byron, Glenn, I'm happy for you

to start picking up whenever you like.

- Copy, copy.

- All right, you can keep going. Yeah, that's it, Parker.

- Transom's away, Glenn.

- Okay, if you guys wanna come up,

let's start getting the mizzen up.

- Stop! I'm gonna...

- Okay, let's go for the main, please.

- Last wrap...

and that's it.

- Okay, and you can shut down.

- Yep.

- We're sailing.

- Look at these ----ing beautiful sails, bro.

You see these things? - Yeah.

- Tell me that ain't something.

Look at the size of these ----ing things.

- Yeah, that's unbelievable.

- It is gorgeous, though, look at this.

- Sailing.

- Georgia, Georgia, Madison...

If you wanna go ahead and change

into our night dresses, it's 6:30.

- Okay, thanks for the reminder.

- Oh sh--.

----ing Titanic, I don't get what the [bleep] is going on.

- Oh, this is a good breeze, huh?

- Holy sh--.

Yo.

Is everything all right over here?

- What's up, man? - Hey, man.

- Holy sh--, this is out of control.

I almost fell outta my bed.

- Oh, [bleep], you all right?

- Yeah, but I got a little nervous.

I felt like I was on the Titanic.

I didn't wanna say anything here, what's going on.

- Somebody turn this boat straight.

Oh, this thing is sideways.

- We're gonna have oysters and chicken wings

for hors d'oeuvres.

- Would you like some of these while we're out?

- No, I don't want that. - No.

- I can't do... you got anything like...

anything better? - What do you feel like?

Do you want... - Something fresh?

- You want some crisps, you want fish, you want some fruit?

- Yeah, I wanna some shrimp--

- A little shrimp, maybe a little cocktail sauce...

- Okay, I feel you.

To be honest, I come from nightlife,

so I've seen so much worse than this frathouse bullsh--.

If anything, I'm more in my element

than I have been with the silver service lot.

It's a walk in the park.

[ laughs ]

- Can we get some ----ing shrimp cocktails

or something going?

- I think we're doing hors d'oeuvres at 7:30.

- Can we do some, like, hors d'oeuvres at, like...

like, now?

- Yeah, I can talk to the chef.

He wants shrimp cocktail now.

- Who said shrimp cocktails were on the menu, because...

I don't have shrimp cocktails.

I served all the shrimp at lunch.

Had you put it on your preference sheet,

you'd have all the ----ing shrimp cocktails

you ever wanted.

- I've been asking for shrimp cocktails

for an hour and a ----ing half.

- Oh, my God, Marshall is screaming right now.

- Holy sh--. Can we get shrimp cocktail?

- We don't have any, so he can [bleep] off.

- Can ask for shrimp cocktails 400 times, I can't get one.

- Coming up... - Tommy, look at this.

- Oh, God, please don't pick me up.

[ grunting ]

I've never been handled like that by a charter guest before.

- Don't tell no one.

- All right, let's get rid

- All right, let's get rid of this stuff.

- Yo, can I get ----ing shrimp cocktail?

Holy sh--.

- Yo, ----ing shrimp cocktail.

- These are langoustine. It's not actually shrimp-shrimp.

Langoustine... it's actually a type of lobster.

But these idiots will never know the difference,

so I'm gonna make 'em look like shrimp.

- Caviar, Tabasco. - Oof.

- How we doing, boys?

Tell you something these are actually little langoustines.

It's the most tender shrimp

you'll ever eat in your entire life, I guarantee it.

Get it, boys. - Thank you so much.

- Get it!

- All right [bleep] all your pictures, I'm eating this.

- You're not gonna have the shrimp first?

[ laughs ]

Seriously.

- All this jabbering about shrimp.

- What time is it? I asked four ----ing hours ago.

- Well, it's there for you.

Such an asshole.

- Roasted!

- Okay, Byron, let starboard go.

- Oy!

- We'll do it again, just get them

two on top so that we can... - Do you wanna...

do you wanna just get this over the side first?

You're gonna be falling all over it, trying to get this out.

Let's put this one in the water

and then carry the other one just straight on top of it.

- Whatever you want.

- So based on the preference sheet,

I guess they want to be at a nightclub.

One of the reviews has, "As a woman, you should not want

"to go here unless you like guys that are way too touchy.

I did not feel safe here."

Sounds like their kind of vibe. - Sounds exactly...

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Must be nice to be drunk all the ----ing time

and living off your trust fund.

Typical ----ing American guys.

- I'll be in bed, so let me know if they have a good time.

- So here's the deal... nightclub Del Aqua.

It starts at 12:00 midnight, open till 5:00 a.m.

- Pardon me?

- So what are you gonna wear?

- I can't wait for dinner tonight.

- My name means "born on the farm".

- Georgia? - Yeah.

- Really?

- Georgia, I like that accent on you.

- I drink Smirnoff Ice all day long.

- Yeah, maybe Georgia's flirting with Paget,

but I'm not affected by it.

Georgia, turn off the Russian prostitute.

- I forget, I'm sorry.

- Yeah, if you gentlemen are ready to have a seat...

- Ready for dinner? Gentlemen.

- We're ready.

- Hey, love all you guys. Cheers.

- All right.

- Oof, that's ----ing delicious.

- I was like, yo... - You ready?

- Yeah.

- Ooh, I'm so sorry... sorry...

- Just stop... you're make...

you're ----ing making a mess. [bleep].

- Nothing about the food moved... nothing.

- All right. [bleep] it. Let's go.

- Apparently he really needs to get laid or something.

I'm like...

- All right, all right.

- All right, all right, all right.

- What do we got here, Chef? - What is this, Adam?

- Right here we've got some zucchini blossoms,

butternut squash puree. Enjoy.

- This chef's incredible.

- This is the best chef I've ever had in my life.

- This is delicious.

- [bleep], it's like a bar down here.

- Little bitches don't finish any of their drinks, either.

- Yeah.

- They're gonna go into Corfu town to a place called Del Aqua.

It closes at 5:00 a.m.

- Okay, then someone's gonna have to go back

and get them when they're ready to come back.

- Yep. - Whoever's on lates.

- That's Ciara. She's up from now till 4:00.

- This is some of the best food. - Is it okay if I clear?

- Thank you.

- Thanks, doll. - Thank you.

- Super happy.

Madison, Jenna... can you come to the galley, please?

- Copy, on my way.

- And don't touch the dishes.

- What the [bleep] was that ha...

I was like, are you serious right now?

- I wish I could roast this food, but Chef's on fire here.

- Send it.

Do you mind helping them out?

- Yep. - Thank you.

- Wow, thank you so much.

- Did you like the bison? - Excellent.

Next-level.

- So they're gonna be going off literally after dinner.

- Okay.

[ belches ]

- Was it good? - It was amazing.

- The chef...

- Come on!

- You stop talking sh-- for five minutes,

I'll give you a six.

- We'll write a great Yelp review.

- Perfect.

So are you gonna be ready to go pretty soon?

- We're ready. - Okay, let's go do the...

let's get to the aft deck, yeah?

- All right, I'm getting up.

Couple of shots. - You all right, sweets?

- Just...

- I know.

I'm just checking on you, you look stressed.

- Mm.

- I love Madison. I don't want her to be sad.

I grew up in a very loving, wholesome community environment,

and I wanna spread that to the far corners of the Earth.

Okay. See you in the morning.

- Let's go, I need 100 percent tonight.

- Salud. - Cheers.

- Cent'anni.

- To a great trip, all right?

- Okay, good night, kids.

- Captain. - How's it going?

- Terrific, excellent.

- Cap, I'll see you later.

- All right, mate. Be careful getting in there.

[ shouting ]

- Have fun, guys.

All crew, all crew, that's guests off-board.

- I feel like I can still hear them screeching.

[ laughs ]

- I'm gonna pick you up from here.

Text me when you guys are ready to be picked up.

- Have a good evening.

- Cheers, have a great night. Love you guys.

- I think I'm gonna sleep well tonight, actually.

- Yeah.

- Adam and Jenna seem really into each other,

but it's awkward.

Obviously if the chief stew and the chef don't get on

at one point, it could be quite a lot of mayhem for everybody.

- Do you want any help?

- I need a big kiss on my left cheek.

[ laughs ] - Oh, wow, cool.

- You know what I like is when you smell me.

[ laughs ]

Nice.

- In the middle of the ----ing alleyway?

That's really how you guys are doing it?

- That's how we do it.

- Well, I guess I'll just go hit the hay.

- If you had it your way, you'd be sleeping in my room.

[ laughter ]

- The Spork Express.

- If I have sexual chemistry with somebody,

it's very hard to not act upon it.

- Think we're on a good track.

- But Adam just wants to take it a little bit slower.

It's like, come on.

[ phone chimes ]

- Night.

- They're on their way back.

- How far away are they? - Twenty, 25 minutes.

- Uh, it said, "We are starving, a lot of food would be great."

Did Adam leave anything to put out for lates?

- There's a cheeseboard.

- He likes Kit-Kats and Hershey's.

- [bleep] it, I'm just gonna go find some junk food.

- You good to go? - Yo, double-tap on that.

- All righty, you guys ready? - Yeah.

They better have a nice meal ready for us to eat.

Like, I'm trying to feed these two guys right here.

- Oh sh--. Ooh!

- Oh, that's great. - Welcome back.

- Wow!

- They got the meal ready or what?

- Snacks on deck, man.

- Or else I'm calling the cops. - Thank you.

- This is what we got?

- Yeah, I wanted a cheeseburger. - We need to talk to someone.

- Um... - We need some more food.

- This is not food, this is a snack.

- This isn't, like, what we expected.

- I'm... I can wake up Adam.

- ----ing crazy, dude.

- What's the one thing you want when you're drunk, besides dick?

Delicious food.

- They said we had whatever we want here.

- When you're drunk, does anyone want a cheese board?

- Who do we talk to to get a cheeseburger?

- Who we gotta talk to get food food?

- Where's the pizza?

- Gimme the food, I'll go cook it.

- We need to talk to someone.

This is ----ing crazy, dude.

Gimme the food, I'll go cook it.

- If I woke up Adam,

it would be like waking up

the three-headed dog in Harry Potter.

I could make you guys, like, grilled cheese if you want.

- I'll take a grilled cheese. - You got it.

I'm not poking that ----ing dog, like...

[ snoring ]

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I know.

- Yeah, I know he's done.

- I'm no Adam, so I apologize.

- That's all right, thank you for doing that.

- Thanks, you're the breast.

- Oof.

- Ugh.

[ snoring ]

- All right, I guess I'm just gonna go to sleep.

- Good night, bro, thank you.

- I'm ----ing exhausted, but at the same time,

Parker is making me feel some sort of human connection.

I've been through the wringer,

and then all of a sudden it's just like there's my friend.

Thank you for being there.

First thing we need...

we'll tow the tender, we'll pick up the Nauti Buoys.

- Okay, Glenn, Glenn, ready to haul.

- Go for it, thanks.

- Good morning, how are you?

- Can we get you a coffee?

- Double espresso?

Here you go. - Awesome.

- Oh!

- Gimme a ----ing--

[ screaming, grunting ]

[ shouting ]

- Yeah!

- They're already yelling.

- This is my first time eating breakfast.

- Ever? - Ever.

- Yeah, bring that over.

- Bacon, eggs and hollandaise...

- I don't eat breakfast.

- We're getting ----ing swindled.

- Good morning, boys. - Good morning.

- Hey, we've got some apple fritters,

pain au chocolate, we got bacon...

Let me try it, to make sure it's good.

That's all right.

- Wow. - Good.

You want anything else to order, just let me know.

- I need, like, maybe three eggs, scrambled.

- Yeah. - Two over-medium.

- Yeah. - And then can...

can you make like a waffle or a pancake or something?

- Yeah. - Either one.

- Could I have the same order as him?

Can I have cheese on my eggs, too?

- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

- Thank you. - Thanks, Adam.

- Okay. Are you kidding me? Who eats that many eggs?

trying to wrap my head around how much we need to do.

- Yeah. - How is everything?

- Chef's a beast. - Food is good.

- Yeah.

- My chief stew is more absent than my father figure.

- How many orders of scrambles?

- Three scrambled and two of those over, um...

- Over-medium? - Yeah.

- He also wanted scrambled. - Yeah.

- And an over-medium. - Yeah.

- What a ----ing dick.

- I know.

- Drinkie. - Drinkie.

- Yeah, true.

- You're pancakes will be up in just a minute.

- Can you pass the salt and pepper, please?

- Here you go, Frank.

- Pancakes.

- Oh sh--, look what's up.

- Good morning.

- What's up, Hollywood? - All right, queen.

- Okay.

- They're good.

- Yes, sir, may I please have another, sir.

Yes, sir, where's the lube, sir?

- I will see you later.

[ laughter ]

- Nice! - Hey!

That was ----ing with the watch, bro?

- With the watch.

- These guys have no respect for anything at all.

- Careful over there, Ciara... glass, eh?

- Yeah, I know.

- I just ----ing fixed this boat.

This is not how you treat a superyacht.

- How much of a pain in the ass when he pops that

and you gotta look for the glass?

- I just wanna make sure there's not, like, shards or something.

- Yeah, no, we're...

yeah, but we're professionals, I promise.

- We caught him with needles in the bathroom.

- Hey, Tommy, look, hey... look at this.

- Oh, God, please don't pick me up.

[ grunting ]

- Oh, my God. - I'm working out.

- Please put me down. Please put me down.

Okay, Lenny, please put me down. Thank you.

- Speak it.

- I've never been handled like that by a charter guest before.

Like...

I have, like, no words.

[ shouting, howling ]

- Oh, God, please don't pick me up.

Okay, Lenny, please put me down. Thank you.

- Speak it.

Don't tell no one.

- Oh, my [bleep].

- Oh, my God, please put me down.

Lenny, please put me down.

- Oh, my God.

[ groaning ]

- Madison... - Yeah?

- You see what I did to the little girl on the boat?

- Come here.

- I literally was like, "Put me down,"

and he wouldn't put me down.

- Just take a deep breath.

- I know, I know, I know... no. - Like, it hurt.

- I'm sure. I'm sure.

- For now, just take a deep breath.

Come on.

- It's just, like, disrespectful.

- Parker, Parker, Byron.

- Parker's down here.

- Go, go, go.

- Glenn, which anchor are you thinking, port, starboard?

- Starboard's fine. Let's go out to three...

let it go, let it go.

- Stop! Okay.

- Having a charter guest manhandle you

puts you in an awkward position.

- How you doing, girl? - I'm okay.

If you make note of it to, say, Jenna, the captain,

you're putting people's tips in jeopardy,

you might piss off guests.

- What's going on?

- What's going on, man? You need a drink?

- I need a couple drinks.

- So I'd rather just keep my mouth shut.

- Let's get a round of shots for the boys upstairs.

- Okay.

- How you feeling, you all right?

- Yeah, man, how are you feeling?

- Great. That's what we care about.

- Right? - Let's go.

- Look at... look at the beautiful background.

- Life is amazing.

- It's gonna be a long night. - Yep, it's gonna get rowdy.

- Ooh.

- I'll just keep drinking.

- If you wanna switch with me and Ciara tonight, let me know.

It might not be a bad idea. - Yeah, we'll do that.

- Richie's not around, is he?

We were just gonna ask him a plan.

- We were gonna go to that other beach bar.

- Yeah, so do you wanna have dinner first...

- Yeah, that's fine. - ...and then go?

- Yeah, sure.

So dinner at 8:30, and then beach bar, 9:30.

- Perfect.

[ shouting ]

- Woo!

- I need a martini!

- I pick Lenny in a fight. Next time, I pick Lenny.

- These guests are a form of Neanderthal.

[ shouting, laughter ]

- Band-aid man! You're all banged up.

- So tonight I'm gonna serve them tomahawk steaks,

and they can beat each other up with the bones afterwards.

- I swapped the watches tonight.

Parker's gonna be on late,

because not knowing what situation we might go

into with those people, so...

- Yeah, good idea, good thinking.

- Take it easy, we're getting ready,

we're going out to the bar tonight.

So I need a little bit more rest.

- Can you pass me my night dress?

It should be on the bed. - Oh, yeah.

- We're gonna be setting a white tablecloth?

- I don't even know why I'm doing this.

They're not gonna care about it anyway.

[ heavy snoring ]

- Jenna, are we still on for 8:30, or postpone a little bit?

- He's still not out. I predict he will be shortly.

- The old standby.

- So the bar actually closes at 11:00.

- We're gonna eat now? - Yeah, we're waiting on you.

- All right, so we'll eat now. - Okay.

Well, I just saw dick, so that was cool.

- I swapped the watches tonight.

- That's what we're saying...

so you and I are gonna switch our watch.

- Yeah. - For the rest of the charter.

- Yeah.

- As duty calls, I will protect the crew, protect the boat,

protect my captain, and protect our guests.

- I'm happy, because they will listen to him

more than they'll listen to me. - Yeah.

- It's like James Bond. - I'd listen to him.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, of course. - Thank you.

- Okay, they're all up. - Just throw a little gel...

- Don't forget the ice, gotta put the ice on.

- Fifteen minutes.

- Hair check. - Hair check.

- Watches. - It's 8:52, 9:01...

- Pull the chain out, maybe.

- You get the cologne? - A little pump.

Oof... oof... oof.

You wanna hit it?

- Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, that actually feels really good.

- It does? - Yeah.

- I just feel like I'm pinching. - Harder.

- I'm no angel, but Chef and the chief stew having a thing,

I would not call it productive or healthy in the workplace.

- Yeah, it actually feels the best, though...

- Oh, yeah. - Just...

- Be professional. - Just take it, take it all.

- Jenna's, like, whipped.

- Yo, which one of you guys lit my candles?

- Need to know a game plan here.

- We're just waiting for the food.

- And then we're gonna head over to the bar?

- I heard the bar closes at 9:00.

- It's closed at 11:00.

- First of all, the club's open until 11:00.

- 11:00, yeah.

- And second of all, when I get there,

the club's gonna be open until 2 in the morning.

- We're waiting for the food, then we're making moves.

- Ten minutes, just 10 minutes.

- Okay, perfect.

- Madison, Madison, Jenna, if you wanna come up, please?

- Yeah, of course, copy, on my way.

- We rolling? - Yeah.

- What are we gonna do?

We're not gonna be able to get to this place.

- It closes at 11:00. - That looks so good.

- When it gets the butter, it can roll.

- Are you in the mood for steak?

- Oh, my Lord.

- My God, that thing's bigger than Austin's trust fund.

- Wow... don't tell... don't tell anyone about that.

- Holy sh--, this piece of meat is unbelievable.

- Do you like... - I'm eating this whole thing.

- Yo, guys, we got eight minutes to get to the club.

- They close at what time, 11:01?

- It closes at 11:00.

- Maybe you should have gotten ready earlier,

and it wouldn't have been an issue.

- We might have 30 minutes before

this ----ing place closes.

We're ready to leave, can we get outta here?

- I'll get the tender for you right now.

- Okay. - Yo, I'll call the place.

Hello, how are you? What time do you guys close?

No, no, not for dinner, but for drinks.

Ha, perfect! We're on our way.

- What did Jess say to you? - Jen, Jen.

- We called the beach club, he goes...

I go, "What time do you guys close?"

"Um, I don't know, I think we close,

uh, 2:00 in the morning, whatever you want."

- Oh, my mistake.

- Yo, I think we're all... we're all just being played.

They... they don't close at 10:00.

We're in Greece.

Jen, Jen... my biggest thing in life is lies.

- Okay.

- I just don't like being lied to.

Just don't lie to me. - Well...

- Jen, Jen...

yo, I think we're all just being played.

- Okay.

Every interaction with these guys is soul-sucking.

I'm a little bit confused about the miscommunication.

- Me, too. I don't know what's going on.

- I just don't like being lied to.

Just don't lie to me.

- Tommy, hold on for one second. - Okay.

- That was a miscommunication.

- The bar is open. - Their bar is open till 2:00.

The restaurant closes at 11:00. - Yeah.

- Miscommunications happen, bro.

- Hurry up, wait. Hurry up, wait.

- No, man, I'm sorry to get ----ing agitated.

Can we just leave?

- All right, let's go, we're leaving.

- Paget, Paget, Jenna, the guys will be ready

to go in the tender.

- Yeah, we're standing by all ready to go.

- Thank you.

- Yo, watch out, watch out, watch out.

That's a misunderstanding.

- Ooh!

- Man, oh, man.

- Yeah, watch out, there's mad misunderstandings on this boat.

- Glenn, Glenn, Pag.

- Go ahead. - The guests are in the tender.

[ shouting, laughter ] - Let's go.

- Are they off the boat? - Yeah.

Tommy is really mad because he said

he feels like he's being lied to.

- My lady.

- Don't slip, there might be a misunderstanding.

- Yeah, he turned.

- Woo, the party's here. Let's get it started.

- Yo, Tommy, the place is closed at 11:00.

- Place closed at 11:00.

Do you want me to help and then go to bed?

- No, you're fine, you can go now.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Nice to meet you, Tommy. How you doing?

- What is your name? - Maia.

- Oof.

- Get another round for everyone.

- Yeah, I just wanna get out a bit tonight.

You come out with us?

- Yeah.

- Uh... - What's up, man?

- Yeah?

- Yeah. - Hasta mañana.

- Good night.

- You the DJ? - Yeah.

- All right, you ready?

- Okay. This is Parker.

I'm bringing a DJ back to the boat

before I bring the guys and some guests.

- Copy that.

[bleep], dude.

It's gonna be another long night.

- You're gonna sit right there. - Yep.

- Hiya, Richie, a pleasure to meet you.

- Madison? - Yeah, go ahead, Parker.

- Copy that.

- I gotta get that.

- I'm Madison. - I'm Phillip.

- Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi.

- The party lives on. We're going till...

- If we do have a DJ...

- ...4:00, 5:00 a.m., be ready to go.

- Do we have a DJ? - We have a DJ.

[ toasting, shouting ]

- Watch your heels. - Thank you.

- Yep.

- Yay! - Yay!

- Woo!

[ club music ]

[ honking ]

- Madison, Madison, Parker... guests are coming on.

- Copy, thank you.

- Ladies, come on, come on. Come on, ladies.

[ cheering, clapping ] - Hey!

- Here comes the sh---show.

Here we go.

- Hi.

- We got a shot waiting for you right when you get up here.

- Welcome aboard. - Cheers.

- Round two. - Round two.

- Yo, get your ass up here!

- Yamas! - Yamas!

- Could we get another round of drinks for the girls, please?

- Yeah.

- Demetra.

Here we go.

- We might need some actual food for later.

- Yo.

- What is this?

- Quesadillas... it's very hot, be very careful.

- Oh!

- You okay? - Yeah.

- We got this.

- It's absolute insanity on the boat right now.

- Okay, I'll rinse these again. - I'll get it.

[ grunting ] - Oh! It's okay.

- He lost his --ing mind.

He went, like...

- Where?

- Let's do a shot!

- Gimme one... gimme one second.

What the [bleep], dude?

- Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

- Is this considered a water sport?

[ laughs ]

- These guys still suck.

- Parker has not made his bed once.

- I haven't made my bed in how long?

- He can be a man and talk to me to my face.

- If he's complaining about my bed being made,

I don't give a [bleep].

- How would you prefer... - I just don't care.

- You're being unprofessional. It's not okay.

I just don't feel like I get any respect from you.

- Ow... [bleep] me, bro.

- You literally just stepped on glass.

- That's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

- Oh, my God.

- I've done body shots like this in gay bars before.

I very much do challenge boundaries.

- What the [bleep] is going on here?

- I thought we were on the same page; I guess not.

- Don't be like that.

- Why do you look like you're about to cry?

[ sniffling, sobbing ]

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