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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:03,790 Asterix & the middle kingdom 2 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:08,210 the year is 50 b.C. 3 00:01:08,790 --> 00:01:11,369 All of Gaul is under Roman occupation. 4 00:01:11,370 --> 00:01:12,749 All of it? 5 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:13,829 No! 6 00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:16,369 One village of indomitable gauls 7 00:01:16,370 --> 00:01:19,619 keeps up the good fight against the invader. 8 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:23,289 And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries 9 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:28,540 in their camps at totorum, aquarium, laudanum and compendium. 10 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:34,209 What I love in life 11 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:37,369 is wandering day and night 12 00:01:37,370 --> 00:01:39,999 in the forest what's really fun 13 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,209 is going for a wander with my chum 14 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:44,330 it rhymes. 15 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:46,830 Obelix, our lifestyle isn't healthy. 16 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:49,000 Too much meat. 17 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:51,749 - Too much meat? - Sure. 18 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:54,079 Wild boar for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 19 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,329 Supper, too! 20 00:01:55,330 --> 00:01:56,830 Not to mention ale. 21 00:01:57,330 --> 00:01:59,119 It can't be good for us. 22 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,079 What else is there to eat? 23 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,330 I don't know. We could try balancing it out with... 24 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,290 Vegetables. 25 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,039 Veg... 26 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,290 Vegetables? 27 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:18,040 You make me laugh, asterix. 28 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,210 Hear him, dogmatix? 29 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:23,709 Imagine chewing a stick of celery, not a bone! 30 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:24,750 Vegetables! 31 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:26,869 You can laugh. 32 00:02:26,870 --> 00:02:30,619 I honestly don't see the point of ruining our health. 33 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:32,080 Same with the magic potion. 34 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,329 Could be, it's bad for our systems. 35 00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:37,500 Where's the data, honestly? Where? 36 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,870 Above all, do we really need it? 37 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:43,580 You okay? 38 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,580 No, I'm not okay. 39 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,159 I'm just saying, throwing in a mixed salad, mushrooms... 40 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,040 Chestnuts! When they're in season, obviously. 41 00:02:56,790 --> 00:02:59,540 You snagged one already. Leave the poor things alone. 42 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,250 Peek-a-boo, loopy loolas! 43 00:03:12,870 --> 00:03:14,459 Ave! Sorry, we're lost. 44 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,459 Who knew we're so near the village? 45 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:18,460 Me. I kept telling you. 46 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:20,459 - Didn't. - Did. 47 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:22,959 And you said, "to hell with the gauls!" 48 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,539 "They get up my nose." 49 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,410 "They can shove their menhirs." 50 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:29,290 I'm a terrible liar. 51 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:31,710 Leave this to me. 52 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:35,040 I'll show you I don't need this. 53 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:38,999 Strength is here. 54 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,370 And here. 55 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,790 Take a seat, sit tight and enjoy the show. 56 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,160 Hello. 57 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:55,869 Stupid helmet! I blame the helmet. 58 00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:57,329 You plan to step in? 59 00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:58,910 No, not allowed. 60 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,209 Help me, silly! 61 00:04:09,210 --> 00:04:10,330 Harder! 62 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:29,540 Not fair! 63 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:32,290 Cheat! 64 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:35,870 Not at all. Without it, same result. 65 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:43,960 You don't have to. 66 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,160 I do. 67 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:55,250 The middle kingdom 68 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,160 Where is everyone? 69 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:30,910 It's hardly fresh. 70 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,749 - And you are? - What? 71 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,119 No, nothing. 72 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,369 Getafix, he won't let me smoke my boar in the house. 73 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,619 Just because Mr. Asterix has decided to quit 74 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:41,999 doesn't mean I have to. 75 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,250 Panacea! 76 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,160 Panacea! 77 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:47,500 Morning, girls. 78 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,660 - Coming to the market? - Yes! 79 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:53,709 Hi, panacea. 80 00:05:53,710 --> 00:05:54,790 Hi, obelix. 81 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:58,660 I just wanted to say... 82 00:06:00,410 --> 00:06:02,910 I carved this menhir thinking of you. It's a gift. 83 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:06,040 Sweet, but what use is it to me? 84 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:11,540 See you. 85 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:14,790 She refused it. 86 00:06:15,830 --> 00:06:16,959 She refused my menhir. 87 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,409 Obviously. It weighs a ton. 88 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:21,829 What use is it? Put it on her finger? 89 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:22,999 Getafix, your sickle. 90 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,539 Thanks, fulliautomatix. 91 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:25,620 Slow down. 92 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:29,410 Say... 93 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:36,209 Asterix has the right to change his diet. 94 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:37,660 Not everyone else's. 95 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:39,910 Getafix, what's wrong? 96 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:44,410 I'm sinking. 97 00:06:44,411 --> 00:06:45,539 You're sinking? 98 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:47,119 It must be quicksand. 99 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,790 There is no quicksand in the region. 100 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:52,540 If you ask me, someone needs to know. 101 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:54,620 Chariot ahoy! 102 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:56,910 Chariot ahoy! 103 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,250 Excuse me. 104 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:05,789 Some nights, my voice just wants to scream 105 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:07,540 shut it, will you! 106 00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:15,749 For once, I had a customer. 107 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,579 For once, you have fresh fish! 108 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:20,040 What? My fish isn't fresh? 109 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,120 I'll take a look. 110 00:07:51,210 --> 00:07:54,460 For Louise and Marcel 111 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:55,999 hold still. 112 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,749 Bankruptis, already here? It's not Autumn. 113 00:07:58,750 --> 00:07:59,750 You were hit? 114 00:07:59,751 --> 00:08:03,039 - Where's your uncle? - Quiet, for goodness' sake! 115 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,870 My friends, how are you? 116 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:07,870 I come from China to ask for help. 117 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:09,460 It's nuts! 118 00:08:09,461 --> 00:08:10,959 Why are you blond? 119 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,209 I was going to say. 120 00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:14,749 I'm a Gaul, all right? Always have been. 121 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,409 Please... no slip-ups. 122 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:18,289 No slip-ups, I'm begging you. 123 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,460 I'll explain. Come on. 124 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:31,500 That one... 125 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,499 The beautiful girl fast asleep 126 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,869 is a Princess. 127 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:38,080 Named sa see. Daughter of the empress of China. 128 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:42,120 You do know where China is? 129 00:08:44,710 --> 00:08:46,409 - Two princesses! - Actually, no. 130 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:48,410 That's her bodyguard. Ka ra tay. 131 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,289 Believe me, she's insane. Smashed everyone on the way. 132 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:55,250 She smashed scythians, smashed parthians, smashed huns! 133 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:56,910 A beautiful woman. 134 00:08:56,911 --> 00:09:00,079 A female bodyguard? Don't make me laugh! 135 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,500 Go ahead, laugh. 136 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Share with us your Alpha male experience. 137 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,249 Alpha male, just try to touch her. 138 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:10,250 - Be my guest. - All right. 139 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:17,410 There you go! 140 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,500 You drank potion? 141 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,120 No. 142 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:46,959 I don't get it. 143 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,040 I get what's going on. 144 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,159 And you'd better stop right now. 145 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:55,410 Princess and I are more than friends, see? 146 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,250 - You are? - We are. 147 00:09:57,790 --> 00:09:58,790 Princess... 148 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:02,790 We have arrived. 149 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,040 What is all this? 150 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,790 - It's the chief! - Run! 151 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:13,960 Vitalstatistix is chief of all us gauls. 152 00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:17,580 Glad to see you, by toutatis! 153 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:21,369 Where's your uncle ekonomikrisis? His silk scarves are too small. 154 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,659 Really? 155 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:25,039 He said they'd loosen up. I look loose? 156 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,370 - No. - He's a crook! 157 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,370 He sent me. Let me explain. 158 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,369 Allow me to introduce Princess sa see, 159 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,910 daughter of the empress of China. 160 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,409 Who's she? 161 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:40,120 - Thanks, bankruptis. - You're welcome. 162 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:44,409 Great chief vitalstatistix, let me explain the reasons for my visit. 163 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:45,959 Getafix, is China far? 164 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:48,960 Yes, it's where the sun rises. That way. 165 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:58,829 Since the Princess's story could be very, very long, 166 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,659 and not devoid of emotion, 167 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,829 allow me to give you a potted version. 168 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,619 The Princess lives with her mother, the empress, 169 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:09,959 who reigns with difficulty, since her husband's death, 170 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,709 over her nation's six kingdoms. 171 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:16,579 Beloved by her people, the empress is confronted by ambitious princes 172 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:18,830 who secretly covet her throne. 173 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:23,659 The trouble began on the birthday of Princess sa see, 174 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,579 whom you met in the village. 175 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,210 So this is a flashback. 176 00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:33,210 Another vase? 177 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:38,119 Each year, same deal. Who's interested in Chinese vases? 178 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:42,249 I'm 20 today, and never left this palace. Just gardens and guards! 179 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:44,409 Sa see, for your security, you know... 180 00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:48,999 Father promised to take me to lutetia. Its shops, its taverns... 181 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,460 I want to see Gaul. 182 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,369 We discussed this. It's dangerous to travel so far. 183 00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:55,460 The answer is no. 184 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,540 Here, open this one. 185 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:03,500 It's a coin with your head on it. Newly minted. 186 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,580 To buy a dress in lutetia? 187 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:07,540 Sa see! 188 00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:16,210 Prince deng tsin quin... 189 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:22,369 I hear you raised taxes again in your kingdom, 190 00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:24,209 while your people endure famine. 191 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,999 If I may, your majesty, 192 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:30,039 Julius Caesar levied taxes across the Roman world, and it works! 193 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,659 No pain, no pleasure, as they say back home. 194 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:33,999 Who is he? 195 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,959 Scar Dee Kat, my new strategic advisor. 196 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,830 In Rome, he wielded power and influence. 197 00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:43,960 Put the Chinese people before bad Roman advice. 198 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:46,910 Naturally, your imperial majesty. 199 00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:48,959 Before I leave, 200 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,749 have you considered my marriage proposal? 201 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,459 I spoke with Princess sa see. 202 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,580 And? 203 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:56,540 It made us laugh. 204 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,160 Make a woman laugh and... 205 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,290 Sorry. 206 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:07,499 If it made your majesty and her daughter laugh, 207 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,870 then so be it. 208 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,080 Ka ra tay... 209 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:20,960 My faithful warrior, 210 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:22,750 fetch my daughter. 211 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:47,870 This is China. 212 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:51,659 The Chinese love all things Gaul, so we're gauls. Simple. 213 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:54,160 For a phoenician, it's humiliating, ekonomikrisis. 214 00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:56,579 Ekonomikrisix! 215 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,659 Get it into your head! 216 00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:01,080 You guys are premix and overmix. 217 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,959 We are gauls. 218 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:03,960 Gotix? 219 00:14:03,961 --> 00:14:05,870 As usual, we make all the efforts. 220 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:07,580 Only you? 221 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,289 Laugh? You're laughing? 222 00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,580 Am I laughing about going blond? 223 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,789 Grab those papyri and hit the streets. Move! 224 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,909 Go, yalla! I mean, let's go. 225 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:21,910 Put those helmets on! There! 226 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,539 Let's go! 227 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:24,870 China is ours! 228 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:27,620 No snooping. 229 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,659 You need help? 230 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,210 Touch it, buy it. Golden rule. 231 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,409 They're genuine louboutix? 232 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,119 "They're genuine louboutix?" 233 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,829 Of course they are. Look at the sole! 234 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:41,710 As red as the price tag. If you can't afford them, try diskountos. 235 00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:46,410 Give my stall some space. Scram! 236 00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:48,500 You nincompoop! 237 00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:50,829 Sorry, her majesty. 238 00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:52,459 Sorry for my nephew. 239 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:55,119 He has his mother's temper. 240 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,619 True, everybody says so. 241 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,619 Of course, for you, sandals are on the house. 242 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,869 I'll take them out of his wages. 243 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:04,039 - That hurt. - Yup. Your fault. 244 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,120 Ekonomikrisix, at your service. 245 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,579 No one shakes hands here. 246 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,249 - No one. - Not one. 247 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,250 A most regrettable mistake, Princess. 248 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Gorgeous. 249 00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:18,999 Bankruptix, the nephew. 250 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,289 I have my mother's temper. 251 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:22,370 As well as... 252 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,120 Her eyes. 253 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,620 I envy you your blond hair. 254 00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:32,539 I had no choice, Princess. I was born this way. 255 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,289 Nature decided for me. 256 00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:36,209 Your imperial majesty, 257 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:41,659 if you'd care to forgive us and taste our famous nectar from Gaul, 258 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:42,960 the honour's all ours. 259 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,080 Come in. 260 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,289 A great vintage. 261 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,460 To celebrate the great and majestic empress. 262 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,620 On the nose, fruity notes. 263 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,250 There's sunshine. 264 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:57,659 There's pine and shade. 265 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,869 I'm getting hints of Chestnut. 266 00:15:59,870 --> 00:16:01,079 Bananas. 267 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,749 And dates. 268 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,870 Overall, more fruit salad than wine. 269 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,500 I want Gaul of it 270 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,120 I'll take the lot. 271 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:26,789 Perfumes from Gaul? 272 00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:28,709 But of course, Princess. 273 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,709 All our perfumes come from Gaul. 274 00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:32,250 Like me and my sales team. 275 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,329 This is the latest creation 276 00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:38,250 that every Gaul lady would die for. Amphor. 277 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:39,830 Amphor? 278 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,369 I adore! 279 00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:42,709 I adore, too. 280 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,119 Archers! Loose! 281 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,160 Watch out! 282 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,539 Sa see, are you hurt? 283 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:55,959 No, mother, I'm fine. 284 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,870 Anything broken? 285 00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:58,659 No, I'm fine. 286 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,039 I meant the stock. 287 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,119 Nice. 288 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,539 Hey, empress! 289 00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:03,869 Come out, hands up! 290 00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:06,080 And no one will get hurt. 291 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:07,709 You're encircled. 292 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,040 And slanted! 293 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:14,079 You said "encircled", like eyes with makeup. 294 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,540 And I added "and..." 295 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 There's another exit? 296 00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,659 Yes. My secret passage. 297 00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,619 In case customs raid... 298 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,369 I mean, in case of fire. 299 00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,080 It's the fire escape. 300 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,209 Ka ra tay, take my daughter and go. 301 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,999 No, mother. Flee with us. 302 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,119 The empress of China does not flee. Go! 303 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,750 The traitor wants you. 304 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,250 Let's go. 305 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,249 - Bye, Princess. - Stop it! 306 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:44,459 I'll stay. A good merchant never abandons his merchandise. 307 00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:45,910 Like a ship's captain. 308 00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:49,249 Go home and fetch the others. 309 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,619 What? Uncle mahmood? 310 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,459 No! Our other home. 311 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:53,829 - That home? - That home! 312 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:54,869 It's miles away! 313 00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:56,000 So get going! 314 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,120 No, wait! 315 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,459 Take good care of the Princess. 316 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:01,999 We are not losing this sale. 317 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,500 Just imagine. You're saving the Princess of China. 318 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,459 I'll work it out later. 319 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,660 Take care, unc! 320 00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:22,829 I trained in phoenician boxing. 321 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:23,910 Leave this to me. 322 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,120 So you guys are harassing the ladies? 323 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,500 I went in there and... 324 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:36,829 What happened? 325 00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:38,620 You got kicked in the head. 326 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:41,039 All right, I get it now. 327 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,159 So who's laughing now, empress? 328 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,369 Excuse me a second, who are you? 329 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:48,660 I don't get any of this. I'm confused, totally lost. 330 00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,709 - Well? - The Princess has vanished. 331 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:54,160 If she's hiding, she's a smart cookie! 332 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,620 A shifty little fish! 333 00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:58,829 Scour the kingdom! 334 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,369 Offer a handsome reward! 335 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:03,620 I want her alive at our magnificent forced marriage! 336 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:07,460 I know my daughter. 337 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,369 She'll come for revenge. 338 00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:12,619 Scary! A spoilt little girl who never left home. 339 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,789 - That's my wife you're talking about. - Sorry. 340 00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:18,789 I'm sorry too. I'm so confused, totally lost! 341 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,789 I'll have you beheaded, empress. 342 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:23,789 No, there'll be no beheading. It's rude, sir. 343 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:26,579 Yes, deng tsin quin, you can't kill the empress. 344 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,959 What? 345 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,209 It's tricky. The other four kingdoms' princes hate you. 346 00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:33,709 They claim you're not emperor material. 347 00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:36,999 They say you are "physically unbecoming with a tiny..." 348 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,660 - Nonsense. - No, army! 349 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,579 A tiny army. The tiniest of all of them. 350 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,459 In combat, it's hopeless. 351 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:46,209 Your impudence suggests you have a plan. 352 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,460 Naturally. 353 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,660 My idea... 354 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:53,409 Take them away! Let's go! 355 00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:54,709 Take it easy! 356 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:57,499 Easy! Mind the empress and my wares. 357 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,500 China is ours! 358 00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:32,959 Princess, it'll be fine. 359 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,080 I'm here for you. 360 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,330 I'm here. 361 00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:39,869 Don't worry. We'll help you. 362 00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:43,579 Everyone knows that we gauls just love to help. 363 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:44,580 No! 364 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,080 Not a chance. 365 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,910 Was it just me or did her story drag on? 366 00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:56,370 By benelos, how come folks always come asking us for help? 367 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,369 Vitalstatistix, 368 00:20:58,370 --> 00:20:59,749 it's a tradition 369 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,870 for us to help those in need. 370 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,540 Not forgetting bankrup... 371 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:06,160 Tis. 372 00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:07,540 Bankruptix. 373 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,499 The answer's no. There! 374 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,039 It's often been yes. 375 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,040 But it's no. 376 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,039 I'm not feeling it. 377 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,539 China's unknown to us. 378 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,289 We don't know where it is. 379 00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:18,250 Sure we do. 380 00:21:18,251 --> 00:21:19,330 Even I know. 381 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:22,500 It's the way where the sun rises. 382 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,500 Stumped him. 383 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,709 I don't know and I decide. 384 00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:28,789 Great chief, I respect your decision. 385 00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:31,289 I depart to save my mother and country. 386 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,620 Princess! 387 00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:36,540 I'm up for it. 388 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,830 And anyway, I'm free right now. 389 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,289 I'm free too. 390 00:21:42,290 --> 00:21:44,079 I want to go too. 391 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,250 You two! Who's in the chair? 392 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,910 You're chief now? 393 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,369 Discussion over. It's no. 394 00:21:51,370 --> 00:21:53,370 Are you out of your mind? 395 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,660 Some village chief! 396 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,039 Ignoring a damsel's tears. 397 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,039 - Mimenta... - Don't mimenta me! 398 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,910 - Welcome our Chinese friends! - Yup. 399 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,540 You and your Gaul! 400 00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:06,829 All because it's too far? 401 00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:08,660 As if you'd be going! 402 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,460 No, it's asterix and obelix, as usual. 403 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,409 If some idiot writes our history one day, 404 00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:19,869 the title will never be the adventures of vitalstatistix the Gaul. 405 00:22:19,870 --> 00:22:21,620 Dogmatix travels more than you. 406 00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,580 Hear that, dogmatix? 407 00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:27,579 Stones fired! 408 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,999 Magic potion for the boys in the village, you're in. 409 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,460 But anything more delicate, you're out? 410 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:43,660 All right, go. 411 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,500 Thank you. Heartfelt thanks. 412 00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:52,790 So you're starting on a journey 413 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,870 so we're parting tonight 414 00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,209 my heart has turned to... 415 00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:00,250 Jelly 416 00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:12,829 Meanwhile, in the eternal, beautifully irrigated city of Rome, 417 00:23:12,830 --> 00:23:15,959 Julius Caesar, in his magnificent palace, 418 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,409 lives in domestic bliss with the powerful queen of Egypt, 419 00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:22,039 sublime, dulcet Cleopatra. 420 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,709 I've had it up to here! 421 00:23:23,710 --> 00:23:26,580 Know what? I've had it up to here! 422 00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:33,329 May I ask what you're doing? 423 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:35,869 Packing my trunks and heading home. 424 00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:37,580 Why didn't I listen to mummy? 425 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,909 Now it's over, I can tell you. There's another man. 426 00:23:41,910 --> 00:23:43,370 What do you mean? 427 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,460 You can't be serious. 428 00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:49,870 What do you mean, another man? 429 00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:53,249 What is this? Infidelitatis? 430 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:54,250 Nailed it. 431 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:57,330 And... 432 00:23:58,790 --> 00:24:01,660 May I ask for whom you leave mighty Caesar? 433 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,250 Tabascos! 434 00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:06,410 Tabascos? 435 00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:07,540 The Greek? 436 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,249 Tabascos the Greek! 437 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:16,210 So you'd leave mighty Caesar 438 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,750 to shack up with a gym teacher? 439 00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:24,160 Well, we'll discuss this after the lions. 440 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,120 I forbid you to harm him. 441 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,750 I love him, you hear? 442 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:31,500 You love him? 443 00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:34,080 You love him? 444 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:36,909 What's he got that I don't? 445 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:39,249 He's an international gymnast. 446 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:41,830 Outside Rome and Gaul, you're a complete unknown. 447 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,040 A complete unknown? Julius Caesar? 448 00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:50,459 Fine. You have international ambitions? Go with your athlete. 449 00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:53,120 Let the Greek tsat your ziki! 450 00:24:54,830 --> 00:24:56,659 May I, o Caesar? 451 00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:59,410 Minor marital contretemps. All settled. 452 00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:04,209 Speak, slius foxxus, devious and unsightly advisor of mine. 453 00:25:04,210 --> 00:25:05,120 Ave, Caesar! 454 00:25:05,121 --> 00:25:07,910 Your perspicacity captures me perfectly. 455 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,079 May I introduce scar Dee Kat, 456 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:22,539 envoy of prince deng tsin quin, the new master of China. 457 00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:26,210 How does an empire so big have an advisor so small? 458 00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:29,499 Size doesn't matter, skill does, Caesar. 459 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,250 Some men have neither. 460 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,660 She's a looker. 461 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,040 Well, half-pint? 462 00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:41,079 I come to offer you the riches of my adopted land 463 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,579 in return for modest military support. 464 00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:47,209 Your land? Even great Alexander abandoned the conquest of China. 465 00:25:47,210 --> 00:25:51,289 A great opportunity to expand my empire. Your empire, o Caesar! 466 00:25:51,290 --> 00:25:53,499 I have conquered enough. 467 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,869 My name will go down in the annals of history. 468 00:25:56,870 --> 00:25:59,579 I love when you say that. Love it! 469 00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:01,909 What a way with words. Right? 470 00:26:01,910 --> 00:26:04,039 Biopix, my gallician biographer. 471 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:08,159 How inspiring is the fabulous tale of almighty Caesar! 472 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,659 Vade retro, both of you. 473 00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:11,289 Caesar, may I point out, 474 00:26:11,290 --> 00:26:13,080 in terms of going down in history, 475 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:15,659 in China, you are unknown. 476 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:17,250 What was I saying? 477 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,500 That's quite enough! 478 00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:24,409 I, Julius Caesar, man of a thousand conquests? 479 00:26:24,410 --> 00:26:25,789 Unknown? 480 00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:26,870 Alas! 481 00:26:38,710 --> 00:26:40,249 He speaks the truth. 482 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,499 In China, at least. 483 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,910 It's all good, don't worry. 484 00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:47,960 Scar Dee Kat, step forward to discuss our alliance 485 00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:49,499 with your land 486 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:51,790 that will soon know my name! 487 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,620 Explain clearly. Be sure not to toss Caesar a salad. 488 00:27:01,910 --> 00:27:04,459 I swapped your clunker for something tougher. 489 00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:07,750 That's what I call a chariot. Unbeatable! On loan from cousin turbo. 490 00:27:08,330 --> 00:27:09,660 I added boar stomachs. 491 00:27:10,870 --> 00:27:13,370 A kind of air cushion to absorb shocks. 492 00:27:14,460 --> 00:27:15,580 The sunroof! 493 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:18,039 You know what? 494 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,500 I made a perfect chariot. 495 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Magnificent. 496 00:27:25,370 --> 00:27:26,370 Let's go! 497 00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:29,910 Princess, if you'd care to board. 498 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,160 Too bad. 499 00:27:36,910 --> 00:27:38,250 We'll have a great trip. 500 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,499 Asterix, I made you a flask of magic potion, 501 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,829 but obelix tells me you don't need it, so I... 502 00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:48,710 No, that's fine. 503 00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:52,750 But just in case. 504 00:27:54,330 --> 00:27:55,659 I'm cutting down. 505 00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:58,080 Watch out, I beefed it up. 506 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,330 You had some? 507 00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:08,249 No, just a quick taste. 508 00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:09,620 Just to see. 509 00:28:12,330 --> 00:28:13,580 Good luck, Princess. 510 00:28:14,330 --> 00:28:15,330 As for you two, 511 00:28:15,710 --> 00:28:17,619 be brave, reckless 512 00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:20,120 and disingenuous. In a word... 513 00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:21,620 Be gauls! 514 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:24,790 Hold on tight. 515 00:28:25,290 --> 00:28:28,120 It'll be much faster than on the way here. 516 00:28:30,830 --> 00:28:33,250 Sorry but can I just point out, 517 00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:37,830 the bard's role is to celebrate heroes and their exploits? 518 00:28:39,290 --> 00:28:41,540 If I never travel, what am I? 519 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,040 Excellent idea. 520 00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:46,410 Cacophonix will go with... 521 00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,000 They forgot me. 522 00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:56,790 They forgot me! 523 00:29:02,370 --> 00:29:05,709 And so, at high speed, our friends head south, 524 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:09,289 favouring the maritime route that, according to getafix, 525 00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:11,290 is faster than the silk road. 526 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,749 Having rowed across the mediterranean, 527 00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:16,119 thanks to obelix, 528 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,330 they reach Northern Africa. 529 00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:26,410 Rub and wring. 530 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,870 Ka ra tay, I asked to learn kung fu. 531 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:32,870 Rub... 532 00:29:33,910 --> 00:29:35,080 And wring. 533 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,250 No, not again. 534 00:29:44,830 --> 00:29:46,749 All good? Enjoying the show? 535 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,540 Want a beer? A chair? Coming right up. 536 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:53,289 Not coming up! What are you doing? 537 00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:54,409 Same as you. 538 00:29:54,410 --> 00:29:56,249 She knows you peep? 539 00:29:56,250 --> 00:29:57,620 I might tell her. 540 00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:02,330 Sublime! 541 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,869 She's learning to do laundry 542 00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:08,410 to prepare for her new, tougher life in Gaul with me. 543 00:30:09,410 --> 00:30:12,159 A Chinese Princess in Gaul? With those Hicks? 544 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,250 Don't make me laugh. 545 00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:16,829 When I say sa see and I are together, you turn deaf? 546 00:30:16,830 --> 00:30:20,159 - You're not together. - We are together. Six months now. 547 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,250 Really? 548 00:30:21,870 --> 00:30:23,119 No way! 549 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,039 My friends, once and for all, 550 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,080 sa see and I are serious. It's love. And marriage. 551 00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:31,409 - Congrats, bankruptis. - Thank you. 552 00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:33,249 I love weddings. Love them. 553 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:35,159 - With a banquet? - Of course. 554 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,460 Know what? You'll be my best man. 555 00:30:38,460 --> 00:30:40,579 Thank you. I was never anyone's best man. 556 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:43,579 Can you stop being so gullible? 557 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:44,869 It gets annoying. 558 00:30:44,870 --> 00:30:47,499 - If they're in love, don't blame me. - Yup. 559 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,039 They're not in love. 560 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,579 If sa see isn't with anyone, she's with no one. 561 00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:52,789 It's on. 562 00:30:52,790 --> 00:30:56,040 I can't wait to see her face when I tell her 563 00:30:56,790 --> 00:30:58,999 you're a phony Gaul and fake blonde. 564 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,409 Yeah? Well, I can't wait to see her face when I tell her your moustache... 565 00:31:03,410 --> 00:31:04,909 What about it? 566 00:31:04,910 --> 00:31:06,160 Your moustache... 567 00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:08,370 Sucks. 568 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:12,620 So lame. 569 00:31:15,370 --> 00:31:16,290 I went too far. 570 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,539 Not the moustache! 571 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:19,119 I know, but he pushes me. 572 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,000 Sure but not the moustache! 573 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000 What's he doing? 574 00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:25,909 Unbelievable! He's snitching on us! 575 00:31:25,910 --> 00:31:28,039 He's something else, your friend! 576 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,080 She's coming our way. 577 00:31:31,830 --> 00:31:32,710 What's up? 578 00:31:32,711 --> 00:31:36,080 Nothing. We're just looking for a date. 579 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,329 For the wedding. 580 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:40,119 No, to eat. The fruit! 581 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,159 At the wedding. 582 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,539 No, to eat here. 583 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:43,620 I'm the best man! 584 00:31:44,210 --> 00:31:46,790 He's impossible. He talks nonsense. 585 00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:49,330 Yes, let's go. 586 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,500 Is it so hard to let me do the talking? 587 00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:01,210 'Night, smartypants! 588 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,330 'Night, two-faced friend! 589 00:32:05,910 --> 00:32:07,120 'Night, veggie lover! 590 00:32:07,710 --> 00:32:10,369 Veggies are yummy. So yummy! 591 00:32:10,370 --> 00:32:12,079 'Night, fake blonde! 592 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,580 Can't you just say goodnight? 593 00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:16,659 It was him. 594 00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:18,000 'Night, ka ra tay. 595 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,369 You think mother's still alive? 596 00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:29,830 The empress is the daughter of the heavens. 597 00:32:30,330 --> 00:32:31,540 No harm can come to her. 598 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,749 'Night, I'm in love and can't admit it! 599 00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:41,539 'Night, poppycock who's so fat that he's all belly! 600 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:45,330 'Night, lonesome Gaul, so alone like a tiny insect! 601 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:47,499 - Enough! - Yes. 602 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:48,500 Sorry. 603 00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:11,329 Hello, how are you? 604 00:33:11,330 --> 00:33:12,710 Good trip? 605 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,619 Your daughter's vanished. We looked too long in a land too big. 606 00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:34,249 Hello perhaps? There's two of us. 607 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:37,709 When military support arrives, off with your head. 608 00:33:37,710 --> 00:33:42,119 I remember now. You're the guy who loves beheading folks. 609 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,210 You too, merchant. 610 00:33:43,790 --> 00:33:46,499 No, leave me out of this. We really need to... 611 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:47,910 Balls for you! 612 00:33:52,870 --> 00:33:53,910 Day one. 613 00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:57,710 When no balls are left, if the Princess won't show, 614 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:00,370 you two... 615 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,249 We have two lives. 616 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:07,330 The second begins when we see we have only one. 617 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000 I thank you. 618 00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:15,710 That's what I call an empress. 619 00:34:16,290 --> 00:34:17,160 Love it. 620 00:34:17,161 --> 00:34:19,909 We have two lives and it ends when... 621 00:34:19,910 --> 00:34:22,160 The second life begins with... 622 00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:26,580 We have two lives and when they begin... 623 00:34:27,410 --> 00:34:28,410 I thank you. 624 00:34:35,210 --> 00:34:36,160 Meanwhile, 625 00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:39,159 Caesar, his immense army and scar Dee Kat 626 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,829 travel the silk road, headed at top speed for China. 627 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,000 Or almost. 628 00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:46,789 This is the silk road? 629 00:34:46,790 --> 00:34:49,210 We're lost, aren't we? Just admit it. 630 00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:51,909 Woopsus, what is this route? 631 00:34:51,910 --> 00:34:54,709 At least 9,000 men struck northwards. 632 00:34:54,710 --> 00:34:56,369 I can't work like this. 633 00:34:56,370 --> 00:34:57,870 It's just impossible! 634 00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:00,500 Join the army, they said! 635 00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:06,869 Woopsus, your call, left or right? 636 00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:08,959 Easy-peasy papyrus, Caesar. Left. 637 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,210 So we'll go right. 638 00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:13,789 Sorry, will this go on long? Left-right, right-left... 639 00:35:13,790 --> 00:35:16,499 We'll reach China on the 12th of never. 640 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:17,959 The upstart! 641 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,750 Hail! Risklus, imperial security. 642 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:22,210 Risklus, imperial security. 643 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,869 Risklus! Everyone knows you here. Where is antivirus? 644 00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:30,079 Still on the campaign in Milan. 645 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,040 He's not reading my pigeons. 646 00:35:33,710 --> 00:35:34,960 Caesar, I'm here. 647 00:35:35,910 --> 00:35:38,709 - It's not the same. - Not at all the same. 648 00:35:38,710 --> 00:35:39,960 What do you want? 649 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:44,039 Almighty Caesar, carioca, head dancer, wants an audience. 650 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,869 She has demands. For respect or something. 651 00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:47,870 I beat her? 652 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,580 Are you nuts? 653 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,210 Show her in. 654 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:55,620 Tapioca! 655 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,079 So, carioca, what do you want? 656 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:08,039 Caesar, we received new outfits and what do we see? 657 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,210 Shorter than ever. What a surprise! 658 00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:14,960 If you want go-go taverns, Rome is full of them. 659 00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:16,999 I'm sure I have no idea. 660 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,659 Sure! The palladium near the market. 661 00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:21,539 Or there's sternum, or scrotum. 662 00:36:21,540 --> 00:36:22,620 Right... 663 00:36:23,660 --> 00:36:26,959 So, what do you want? Longer outfits for your dancers? 664 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,039 It's a start. 665 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:32,329 And let's talk about the role of women in Roman society. 666 00:36:32,330 --> 00:36:35,499 Look closely and it's all about men here. 667 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,249 Gladiators? Men. 668 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:38,749 Senators? Men only. 669 00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:40,369 Legionaries? Men only. 670 00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:42,000 Caesars? Men only. 671 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,790 You want a Julia Caesar? 672 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,710 You want Rome run by a woman? 673 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,120 I see. 674 00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:03,209 Back to our friends. 675 00:37:03,210 --> 00:37:08,289 After crossing the Egyptian desert in sweltering heat, 676 00:37:08,290 --> 00:37:12,159 they reach the red sea and the city of klysma, 677 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:16,209 a small Egyptian port, later known as Suez. 678 00:37:16,210 --> 00:37:17,540 Yes, like the canal. 679 00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:27,330 If we want a captain, I guarantee we'll find one here. 680 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,829 Look, asterix, the tavern's called little lutetia. 681 00:37:30,830 --> 00:37:37,370 Dare to come and cast the first stone 682 00:37:40,580 --> 00:37:43,119 to fall for one head over heels 683 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,039 leaves a wound that never heals 684 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:49,250 but the love you feel is the real deal 685 00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:55,000 so don't be harsh or disapprove 686 00:37:55,660 --> 00:37:58,500 when a woman falls in love 687 00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:02,829 - you don't know it. - I know it by heart. 688 00:38:02,830 --> 00:38:05,540 With a man who sweeps her off her feet 689 00:38:11,910 --> 00:38:13,619 See? That's Gaul for you! 690 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:15,119 I love this place. 691 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,580 Exactly how I pictured lutetia. 692 00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:20,540 Same here. 693 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,909 That's so good! You're a Gaul for sure. 694 00:38:27,910 --> 00:38:30,209 Yes, duckie. Born and bred. 695 00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:33,079 - You've lived here long? - Donkey's years. 696 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,209 I had a small cabaret in lutetia. 697 00:38:35,210 --> 00:38:39,119 A hotspot, raking it in, but I fell for a fella, 698 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,539 a lowlife who wanted me as his floozy. 699 00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:43,500 And to clean me out! 700 00:38:44,330 --> 00:38:46,869 So who took her dosh and hightailed it here? 701 00:38:46,870 --> 00:38:49,330 Yours truly. Tipsy, that's me! 702 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,959 What brings you blondies here? 703 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,330 Looking for the best ship's captain. 704 00:38:55,370 --> 00:38:56,580 He's your man. Titanix! 705 00:38:58,660 --> 00:38:59,660 He's reliable? 706 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,830 Titanix is top-notch. Unsinkable! 707 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,039 Thanks for your help, tipsy. 708 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,500 Anything for a Gaul! 709 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:09,159 Normally, mutts stay outside. 710 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,790 But you're a real cutie. 711 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:19,619 We're looking for a boat to China. 712 00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:22,460 China by sea? Too much hassle. 713 00:39:23,290 --> 00:39:24,789 Here's what I got for you. 714 00:39:24,790 --> 00:39:26,659 A quick visit of the coves of klysma, 715 00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:29,830 all-you-can-eat and swimming, plus the sunset. 716 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,120 Tasty. 717 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:34,999 Another time. 718 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,210 This is worth more than your boat. 719 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,750 Why didn't you say so? 720 00:39:40,330 --> 00:39:41,369 So how's it... 721 00:39:41,370 --> 00:39:44,409 You think I'll stand by and let you extort me? 722 00:39:44,410 --> 00:39:46,869 Get out before I get out my cudgel! 723 00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:49,579 Tipsy's steaming up. Trouble ahoy. 724 00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:50,829 A problem, tipsy? 725 00:39:50,830 --> 00:39:53,409 These gents want to dip into my pockets. 726 00:39:53,410 --> 00:39:57,370 They'll get a dose of their own medicine. Nobody messes with tipsy. 727 00:39:58,710 --> 00:40:00,999 Lightweights! Fooling with a Gaul. 728 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,660 What do you want with the lady? 729 00:40:04,290 --> 00:40:05,290 You're the lightweight. 730 00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:11,620 Screwy. 731 00:40:11,621 --> 00:40:12,909 Princess, in Gaul, 732 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,620 when heavyweights run their mouths off, 733 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,000 flyweights don't listen. 734 00:40:46,580 --> 00:40:47,580 He's a lizard! 735 00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:56,750 What is this? 736 00:41:07,870 --> 00:41:10,750 A very, very strong batch. He overdid it. 737 00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:13,619 Give me a drop. No one will know. 738 00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:14,750 No chance. 739 00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:20,330 One's yours. Take your pick. 740 00:41:20,910 --> 00:41:22,290 The big guy, I guess. 741 00:41:25,370 --> 00:41:26,460 Gentlemen... 742 00:41:35,870 --> 00:41:39,370 I'm not allowed it ever since I fell in as a kid. 743 00:41:39,870 --> 00:41:41,160 So it will hurt less. 744 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:03,459 Imagine a mini-amphora with two wings painted on it, 745 00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:05,579 containing a drop of magic potion. 746 00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:07,499 A kind of pick-me-up. 747 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,289 We market it as an invigorating drink... 748 00:42:10,290 --> 00:42:12,710 I'll come up with a name for it. 749 00:42:13,210 --> 00:42:17,789 In Rome, with all the orgies and kids dancing through the night, 750 00:42:17,790 --> 00:42:19,079 we'll make a killing. 751 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,910 Count me in. I'll handle transport. 752 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,040 What's that? 753 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:25,829 It's tai chi. 754 00:42:25,830 --> 00:42:28,790 An ancestral technique to boost the body's energy. 755 00:42:29,790 --> 00:42:31,749 It's crazy, us meeting now. 756 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:35,120 My new lifestyle's so in step with your culture. 757 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:38,660 Balance, nutrition, energies, everything! 758 00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:41,160 The two of us are so connected. 759 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,829 - Done? - Meditation. 760 00:42:48,830 --> 00:42:50,620 - Great! - No talking! 761 00:42:56,830 --> 00:42:58,120 It's a fine coin. 762 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:01,870 That's you? 763 00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:05,080 Yes. A gift from my mother. 764 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,290 That's real love. 765 00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:11,960 When I received it, 766 00:43:12,870 --> 00:43:13,870 I didn't smile. 767 00:43:14,910 --> 00:43:16,370 Don't worry, Princess. 768 00:43:16,870 --> 00:43:18,580 I'll rescue your mother. 769 00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:20,660 I'm here for you. 770 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,329 Quick correction, sorry. 771 00:43:23,330 --> 00:43:24,909 We are here for you. 772 00:43:24,910 --> 00:43:28,540 Some of us were here for you from the start of the adventure. 773 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,869 Excuse me. 774 00:43:30,870 --> 00:43:32,250 Princess... 775 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,159 What are you doing? 776 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,959 That was two balls! 777 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,789 Put one back. That was two balls! 778 00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:45,499 Put one back. Don't screw me on the balls. 779 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,120 It's extra jailtime for me. 780 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:50,750 By the way, did you think over 781 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,120 my offer? 782 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,500 Playing hard to get. 783 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,869 I'm used to tough negotiations, though. 784 00:44:00,870 --> 00:44:02,659 - Ekonomikrisis... - Yes? 785 00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:04,410 If we get out one day, 786 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:07,290 would you like to keep trading in China? 787 00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:09,790 - Sure. - So shut up. 788 00:44:11,710 --> 00:44:13,910 They put us together to torture me. 789 00:44:14,580 --> 00:44:15,830 Let's not exaggerate. 790 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,370 Perhaps it's... 791 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,660 Destiny bringing us together. 792 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,910 Maktub, as they say back home. 793 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,580 You're very beautiful in a temper. 794 00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:46,290 Gents! 795 00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:49,119 Here, on the red sea, no more fatal encounters! 796 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,619 Who are the predators here? 797 00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:53,370 - We are! - Bang on! 798 00:44:54,910 --> 00:44:57,160 Ship ahoy! 799 00:44:58,290 --> 00:44:59,369 Thanks, lookout! 800 00:44:59,370 --> 00:45:00,499 Just doing my job! 801 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:03,459 No lavish ship will escape us. 802 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:04,790 We sleep tonight in silk! 803 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:20,830 The gauls? 804 00:45:20,831 --> 00:45:23,250 It's the gauls! 805 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,120 Peek-a-boo! 806 00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:28,620 Hi, guys! 807 00:45:33,330 --> 00:45:34,539 Not the gauls! 808 00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:35,540 Why us? 809 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,290 There are other ships. 810 00:45:39,210 --> 00:45:41,619 Morning, could you pretend not to see us? 811 00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:43,209 But we have seen you. 812 00:45:43,210 --> 00:45:44,580 That's fair. 813 00:45:45,710 --> 00:45:46,749 Prepare our defences! 814 00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:47,830 Let's go! 815 00:45:52,370 --> 00:45:54,290 Freshly painted too! 816 00:45:54,790 --> 00:45:56,160 Watch out now! 817 00:46:00,910 --> 00:46:02,580 Don't think I enjoy it. 818 00:46:03,870 --> 00:46:04,960 No, wait. 819 00:46:05,910 --> 00:46:07,410 Watch some Chinese fighting. 820 00:46:25,790 --> 00:46:27,040 What now, skipper? 821 00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:29,659 I'm not feeling it. 822 00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:31,620 Let's go anyway. Attack! 823 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,659 No, go back! 824 00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:38,250 Michel, go on! 825 00:46:52,620 --> 00:46:54,080 That's gotta hurt. 826 00:47:02,370 --> 00:47:03,660 That's too many feet! 827 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,330 Let me through. 828 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,329 Sorry, skipper. 829 00:47:11,330 --> 00:47:12,659 Where you going? 830 00:47:12,660 --> 00:47:14,330 Going out like a prince. 831 00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:17,160 Behind you! 832 00:47:21,580 --> 00:47:23,370 Cool it, crazywoman! 833 00:48:03,830 --> 00:48:04,830 Comrades, 834 00:48:05,210 --> 00:48:07,369 official reason for us sinking, 835 00:48:07,370 --> 00:48:09,500 we ran into a Chinese tornado. 836 00:48:19,460 --> 00:48:20,460 May I? 837 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,040 Yes. 838 00:48:25,870 --> 00:48:26,870 Beautiful. 839 00:48:28,410 --> 00:48:29,710 I wanted to say, 840 00:48:30,370 --> 00:48:31,870 you fight fabulously. 841 00:48:32,790 --> 00:48:33,790 Thank you. 842 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,329 How come you never use the potion? 843 00:48:37,330 --> 00:48:38,580 I'm not allowed to. 844 00:48:40,540 --> 00:48:43,290 Dangerous, apparently. One shot too many. 845 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,040 I'd love to feel that kick just one more time. 846 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:39,910 Obelix? 847 00:49:41,870 --> 00:49:42,870 Mummy! 848 00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:49,830 The feeling is extraordinary. 849 00:49:50,330 --> 00:49:52,829 Fizzing through your head and body. A bit like... 850 00:49:52,830 --> 00:49:54,580 Falling in love, so I hear. 851 00:50:21,330 --> 00:50:23,750 Having found their way again at last, 852 00:50:24,250 --> 00:50:26,499 Caesar and his powerful army 853 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:29,829 cross persia, the mountains of India, 854 00:50:29,830 --> 00:50:31,579 the Mongolian steppes, 855 00:50:31,580 --> 00:50:34,249 and finally reach the gates of China, 856 00:50:34,250 --> 00:50:36,579 where the formidable deng tsin quin 857 00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:38,659 is perfecting his dastardly plan 858 00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:40,830 to conquer all six kingdoms. 859 00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:48,750 Ave! 860 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,120 This is the war? 861 00:50:50,121 --> 00:50:51,409 Prince deng tsin quin, 862 00:50:51,410 --> 00:50:53,000 allow me to introduce... 863 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:57,119 Julius Caesar himself. Impressive, I know, but deep breaths 864 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,710 and everything will be fine. 865 00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:02,249 So where are these rebels you can't keep in check? 866 00:51:02,250 --> 00:51:05,620 War's a full-time job. Good idea to call in the professionals. 867 00:51:07,540 --> 00:51:09,289 Aren't you overthinking it? 868 00:51:09,290 --> 00:51:11,620 No, simply following sun tzu, 869 00:51:12,210 --> 00:51:13,659 the greatest Chinese strategist, 870 00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:15,250 who wrote the art of war. 871 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,160 The fart is raw? 872 00:51:18,790 --> 00:51:22,790 Anyway, shrimps, keep those eyes open. We'll make short work of this. 873 00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:26,119 - All right. If you want peace... - Prepare for war. 874 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,160 Exactly! 875 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:29,659 He's hard work. 876 00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:30,869 A maniac. 877 00:51:30,870 --> 00:51:34,040 Mega-pretentious, too. First decan cancer. The pits. 878 00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:37,370 I had no idea. I need sleep. Chariot-lag. 879 00:51:41,660 --> 00:51:43,329 Biopix, new chapter. 880 00:51:43,330 --> 00:51:45,960 After Caesar the seducer, 881 00:51:46,620 --> 00:51:47,999 Caesar the strategist. 882 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,619 Hold on, change of scroll and I'm all yours. 883 00:51:50,620 --> 00:51:52,370 - Helmet! - Gallopus! 884 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000 Sword! 885 00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:09,460 What on earth? 886 00:52:09,461 --> 00:52:11,830 - Last time you cut yourself... - Enough! 887 00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:15,039 Any news of antivirus? 888 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,209 He's here and ready, almighty Caesar. 889 00:52:17,210 --> 00:52:18,410 All right, let's go! 890 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:24,500 All together! 891 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,159 Goose bumps. 892 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,410 Same here. 893 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,290 Antivirus, I love you! 894 00:54:04,410 --> 00:54:07,080 Antivirus, don't go losing your cool. 895 00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:09,409 Cut the pushing. It hurts. 896 00:54:09,410 --> 00:54:11,459 You wanted antivirus, 897 00:54:11,460 --> 00:54:13,369 I gave you antivirus. 898 00:54:13,370 --> 00:54:16,460 Now go back to your chariot races. 899 00:54:18,370 --> 00:54:21,160 Why talk when you can fly? 900 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,410 A walk in the park! 901 00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:51,249 In a few days, 902 00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:53,000 I shall be master of China. 903 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:58,250 I almost envy you, getting a first taste of Rome's power. 904 00:54:58,830 --> 00:55:01,120 Veni, vidi, vici. 905 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,409 Caesar, you spoil me. 906 00:55:04,410 --> 00:55:06,369 I've got it word for word. 907 00:55:06,370 --> 00:55:08,959 - Awkward. This is for dinner? - Yes. 908 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:10,790 - No sense of hospitality. - No. 909 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,749 And antivirus? Not here? 910 00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:15,119 He's sleeping. 911 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,120 Sleeping? 912 00:55:16,121 --> 00:55:17,289 I'm here, Caesar. 913 00:55:17,290 --> 00:55:19,660 - Yes, but it's not the same. - Not at all. 914 00:55:21,410 --> 00:55:23,999 You have one last kingdom to conquer. 915 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,040 The trickiest. 916 00:55:26,330 --> 00:55:28,289 Our victories echo around the land. 917 00:55:28,290 --> 00:55:30,119 And the ku koos never give up. 918 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:33,370 Fine. Let's see who's the biggest ku koo. 919 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,080 Not laughing. King so ku koo passed this winter. 920 00:55:38,830 --> 00:55:41,659 His son and heir, prince of ku koo, is 20 921 00:55:41,660 --> 00:55:44,539 and wears a mask to hide a terrible malformation. 922 00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:46,330 The man in the bamboo mask. 923 00:55:46,830 --> 00:55:47,710 A death 924 00:55:47,711 --> 00:55:51,290 and taking a drubbing from Caesar. Bad year for the ku koos. 925 00:55:52,460 --> 00:55:53,500 By the way... 926 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:56,540 You seem a bit cuckoo. 927 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,539 No, I'm a quin. No relation. 928 00:55:59,540 --> 00:56:00,580 I mean... 929 00:56:03,580 --> 00:56:05,040 You're totally cuckoo, right? 930 00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:16,159 Why would you want my help in ousting you from your own kingdom? 931 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,249 What do you stand to gain, 932 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,330 deng tsin quin? 933 00:56:21,620 --> 00:56:23,869 You plan to give me a caesarian 934 00:56:23,870 --> 00:56:25,909 after I conquer all the kingdoms? 935 00:56:25,910 --> 00:56:27,160 No. 936 00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:29,040 I'd never do that. 937 00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:30,620 Really? 938 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:32,960 I would. 939 00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:35,120 At the drop of a hat! 940 00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:37,620 Good one! 941 00:56:39,710 --> 00:56:41,370 Tell me, o Caesar, 942 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:44,079 did you know that queen Cleopatra 943 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,750 is highly respected in China? 944 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:47,460 That's true. 945 00:56:47,461 --> 00:56:50,830 She's done so much for the conservation of pandas that... 946 00:56:51,410 --> 00:56:53,580 What's she like in real life? Cool? 947 00:57:08,580 --> 00:57:10,120 Home at last. 948 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:14,410 Can you smell the bamboo, eucalyptus and ginger? 949 00:57:15,870 --> 00:57:17,999 Don't bother. They have no idea. 950 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 I smell them, though. 951 00:57:20,830 --> 00:57:21,910 What sweet scent! 952 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,460 Titanix, 953 00:57:23,461 --> 00:57:25,619 you'll head straight back to Egypt? 954 00:57:25,620 --> 00:57:28,409 No, straight on till I'm back where I started, 955 00:57:28,410 --> 00:57:30,080 to prove the earth's round. 956 00:58:00,580 --> 00:58:02,620 Didn't I promise you'd be back? 957 00:58:08,210 --> 00:58:10,909 Ka ra tay, how will we find your master here? 958 00:58:10,910 --> 00:58:12,290 He will find us. 959 00:58:30,410 --> 00:58:32,120 - What was the message? - Nothing. 960 00:58:33,870 --> 00:58:35,160 The bald guy's a friend? 961 00:58:36,540 --> 00:58:38,660 Why not tell me if it's nothing? 962 00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:44,290 Master sill Lee will come to the inn where we're staying. 963 00:58:45,410 --> 00:58:47,749 Why all the mystery? 964 00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:49,160 I've lost my appetite now! 965 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,660 He's never like that. 966 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:59,119 Could be the fatigue, time difference and culture shock. 967 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,910 Can we talk honestly? 968 00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:05,210 We're hardly bosom buddies. I hate you, and it feels mutual. 969 00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:08,829 But it's really tense between you two. 970 00:59:08,830 --> 00:59:10,660 The tension's getting to us all. 971 00:59:11,330 --> 00:59:12,370 - It is? - Yes. 972 00:59:13,540 --> 00:59:15,249 I have an idea for you both 973 00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:19,040 and honestly it will do you the world of good. 974 00:59:21,710 --> 00:59:23,620 Obelix, we need to talk. 975 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,329 I'm all ears. 976 00:59:25,330 --> 00:59:29,250 You've noticed the Princess and I have a real good thing going? 977 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,160 For sure. 978 00:59:33,790 --> 00:59:36,040 I think it would be simpler... 979 00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:38,959 If she moved to our village. 980 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:40,080 All right. 981 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,410 You and I are... 982 00:59:42,910 --> 00:59:44,500 We've lived together for ages. 983 00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:47,290 We never said it was for life. 984 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:49,750 Seeing as, originally, 985 00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:52,080 it was my parents' hut... 986 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,870 You'd like me to move out? 987 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:00,040 Yes. 988 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,539 What a relief! 989 01:00:05,540 --> 01:00:08,960 I want to move out and had no idea how to tell you. 990 01:00:09,540 --> 01:00:10,540 Really? 991 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,410 I'm in love, too. 992 01:00:15,910 --> 01:00:16,910 You're in love? 993 01:00:17,910 --> 01:00:19,000 Beautiful ka ra tay. 994 01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:23,750 Ka ra tay? 995 01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:25,790 Our ka ra tay? 996 01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:27,290 Seriously? 997 01:00:29,870 --> 01:00:30,870 What's so funny? 998 01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:33,329 I'm just surprised. 999 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,660 By me falling in love? 1000 01:00:35,330 --> 01:00:36,539 Come on, oby... 1001 01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:37,620 Don't oby me. 1002 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:39,160 No more oby! 1003 01:00:40,790 --> 01:00:41,620 What's funny? 1004 01:00:41,621 --> 01:00:43,290 I've no right to love? 1005 01:00:43,790 --> 01:00:45,079 No rights at all! 1006 01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:46,999 Nonsense! It's all about you. 1007 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,960 - It is not! - It is! 1008 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,159 No magic potion for obelix. 1009 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,459 No love for obelix! 1010 01:00:53,460 --> 01:00:56,540 Poor obelix! He can't have any magic potion. 1011 01:00:57,330 --> 01:00:58,290 Poor obelix! 1012 01:00:58,291 --> 01:00:59,709 Now I'm not allowed 1013 01:00:59,710 --> 01:01:03,080 to roast my wild boar in my own hut! 1014 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:06,459 Sorry, not my hut. Asterix's parents' hut! 1015 01:01:06,460 --> 01:01:09,459 - Correct! - And he wants me to eat fruit and veg! 1016 01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:11,959 Why should we eat fruit and veg? 1017 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:12,960 For your sake! 1018 01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:14,410 Your health! 1019 01:01:14,411 --> 01:01:16,579 Don't say the word! Don't say it! 1020 01:01:16,580 --> 01:01:18,000 Because you're fat! 1021 01:01:20,370 --> 01:01:22,620 I am curvaceous! 1022 01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:24,580 But at least i'm... 1023 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,289 Strong. 1024 01:01:26,290 --> 01:01:28,369 There we go. Thank you! 1025 01:01:28,370 --> 01:01:31,160 You think it's easy always being weaker? 1026 01:01:31,660 --> 01:01:33,039 Dependent on a flask! 1027 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,290 Serves you right! 1028 01:01:34,790 --> 01:01:36,080 There, I said it! 1029 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,460 Needles work well. Release tensions. 1030 01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:44,160 Speak freely. 1031 01:01:56,460 --> 01:01:58,289 - Romans! - No, obelix. 1032 01:01:58,290 --> 01:01:59,499 What now? 1033 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:01,660 We protect the Princess's identity. 1034 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,409 What brings Caesar to China? 1035 01:02:04,410 --> 01:02:07,540 The traitor deng tsin quin has sold us out. 1036 01:02:09,910 --> 01:02:11,330 News flash! 1037 01:02:12,330 --> 01:02:13,619 People of China, 1038 01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:16,249 prince deng tsin quin and Julius Caesar 1039 01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:18,789 are delighted to announce the public execution 1040 01:02:18,790 --> 01:02:20,160 of the ex-empress. 1041 01:02:21,210 --> 01:02:24,710 Beheading will take place in seven days at sunset. 1042 01:02:25,870 --> 01:02:29,829 Fries will be stirred. Book early to avoid disappointment. 1043 01:02:29,830 --> 01:02:30,869 Nobody told me. 1044 01:02:30,870 --> 01:02:32,749 By papyrus? You're not in the group? 1045 01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:34,709 I never am! 1046 01:02:34,710 --> 01:02:36,709 I am Princess sa see! 1047 01:02:36,710 --> 01:02:39,039 Nobody harms the daughter of the heavens, 1048 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,579 her majesty the empress, my mother! 1049 01:02:41,580 --> 01:02:43,040 Arrest her! 1050 01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:50,750 Hey, doggie. 1051 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:52,330 Bring it on. 1052 01:02:52,331 --> 01:02:55,619 Anyone who touches a single hair of my future wife 1053 01:02:55,620 --> 01:02:58,160 must prepare for a world of pain. 1054 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,330 I said that? 1055 01:03:07,660 --> 01:03:09,869 Hold on, timeout. Pause it. 1056 01:03:09,870 --> 01:03:12,660 Just a second, I'll be right back. 1057 01:03:13,870 --> 01:03:15,080 You're kidding me. 1058 01:03:17,620 --> 01:03:18,620 You good? 1059 01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:23,620 We can start? 1060 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,829 - Toilet break. - Sure. 1061 01:03:25,830 --> 01:03:27,120 Not buying it. 1062 01:03:57,370 --> 01:03:58,370 Wring! 1063 01:04:21,540 --> 01:04:22,750 How about that. 1064 01:04:28,410 --> 01:04:31,119 The acupuncturist prescribed me two days' rest. 1065 01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,580 For what we get paid... 1066 01:04:34,410 --> 01:04:35,709 Act like we never met? 1067 01:04:35,710 --> 01:04:36,750 We never met. 1068 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,369 Say, he just flew off my fist. 1069 01:05:34,370 --> 01:05:35,579 Yeah, I saw that. 1070 01:05:35,580 --> 01:05:37,580 Let's face it, no one beats you. 1071 01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:39,710 What's this? 1072 01:05:42,870 --> 01:05:43,999 Insane! So tight. 1073 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,869 Come on, Princess, it's not safe. 1074 01:05:45,870 --> 01:05:48,040 "Come on, Princess, it's not safe." 1075 01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:50,869 A problem? 1076 01:05:50,870 --> 01:05:51,960 Maybe. 1077 01:05:52,910 --> 01:05:53,999 Potion's worn off? 1078 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,710 Maybe. Try me, you'll see. 1079 01:05:57,540 --> 01:05:58,540 We'll talk later. 1080 01:05:59,210 --> 01:06:00,370 Ready when you are. 1081 01:06:19,330 --> 01:06:20,460 Halt! 1082 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:27,080 The original 2cv 1083 01:06:32,410 --> 01:06:34,080 Soaps by Cleo 1084 01:06:36,540 --> 01:06:38,330 who whistled? 1085 01:06:49,290 --> 01:06:50,410 I go off to war. 1086 01:06:51,330 --> 01:06:53,330 I risk my life and nothing from her. 1087 01:06:53,910 --> 01:06:55,659 No messages, no news. 1088 01:06:55,660 --> 01:06:57,329 No papyrus, no pigeons. 1089 01:06:57,330 --> 01:06:59,409 Time to snap out of it! 1090 01:06:59,410 --> 01:07:02,209 We were the intrepid, conquering hero. 1091 01:07:02,210 --> 01:07:04,709 - We've gone a bit flat. - He's right. 1092 01:07:04,710 --> 01:07:06,329 You messaged her? 1093 01:07:06,330 --> 01:07:09,329 No, we said no messages. We play it cool. 1094 01:07:09,330 --> 01:07:12,249 We do nothing. Let her stew like beef. 1095 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:14,369 Butt out, cupcake! 1096 01:07:14,370 --> 01:07:16,329 Come again, sentry? 1097 01:07:16,330 --> 01:07:19,659 Risklus! An aquarium, with water on the brain! 1098 01:07:19,660 --> 01:07:22,869 Two-bit antivirus! You're not fit to shine his sandals. 1099 01:07:22,870 --> 01:07:24,620 Shut your trap! 1100 01:07:28,250 --> 01:07:29,870 Who wears the toga at home? 1101 01:07:30,370 --> 01:07:31,370 Who's the boss? 1102 01:07:31,910 --> 01:07:32,910 I am. 1103 01:07:33,370 --> 01:07:34,460 Anyone hear that? 1104 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:36,620 Who's the boss? 1105 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,459 - I am. - There you are! 1106 01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:41,409 You're back. Julius Caesar! 1107 01:07:41,410 --> 01:07:43,040 Our champion! Number one! 1108 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:45,659 The only message is, 1109 01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:48,829 "take your trunks and stuff, and go home to Egypt!" 1110 01:07:48,830 --> 01:07:51,660 "Walking straight or sideways, whatever, just go!" 1111 01:07:55,620 --> 01:07:56,910 You're right. Scribe! 1112 01:08:08,330 --> 01:08:09,709 Better! 1113 01:08:09,710 --> 01:08:13,290 I want my palace in Rome empty of sarcophagi and bandages. 1114 01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:17,330 As of today, you know who wears the toga at home. 1115 01:08:18,410 --> 01:08:19,659 Ave, me! 1116 01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:23,829 There, that's big-time Caesar. Masterful! 1117 01:08:23,830 --> 01:08:25,619 The queen of Egypt? 1118 01:08:25,620 --> 01:08:27,620 Queen of nitwits more like! 1119 01:08:28,540 --> 01:08:30,459 They're not singing anymore... 1120 01:08:30,460 --> 01:08:33,459 They're not singing, the Egyptians! 1121 01:08:33,460 --> 01:08:35,210 - Send. - Yes! 1122 01:08:39,250 --> 01:08:40,500 Pigeon! 1123 01:08:43,830 --> 01:08:44,960 A bunny! 1124 01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:47,000 It's a bunny. 1125 01:08:47,001 --> 01:08:48,370 Scary! 1126 01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:50,580 A raccoon! 1127 01:08:54,290 --> 01:08:55,290 A goat! 1128 01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:57,250 A Billy goat. 1129 01:09:03,290 --> 01:09:05,000 Come on, sweetie, let's go. 1130 01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,289 From Cleopatra. 1131 01:09:15,290 --> 01:09:16,290 Already? 1132 01:09:17,870 --> 01:09:18,870 Read it. 1133 01:09:30,410 --> 01:09:32,960 - Don't understand a word. - I don't understand. 1134 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:36,870 "I wanted to apologise 1135 01:09:37,830 --> 01:09:39,039 for my behaviour." 1136 01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:40,409 "I went too far." 1137 01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:41,540 For sure. 1138 01:09:42,710 --> 01:09:46,620 "Four months apart and I dream of us being reunited. 1139 01:09:47,210 --> 01:09:49,870 "Waiting for you in Rome. Come back soon." 1140 01:09:50,660 --> 01:09:52,000 "Your loving Cleo." 1141 01:09:53,410 --> 01:09:55,079 Stop the pigeon! 1142 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,619 Cancel the pigeon! 1143 01:09:56,620 --> 01:09:58,459 - Fast! - We can't cancel it. 1144 01:09:58,460 --> 01:10:00,870 Sent is sent. I beat him? 1145 01:10:01,460 --> 01:10:02,580 Everybody out! 1146 01:10:07,660 --> 01:10:08,870 I said everybody. 1147 01:11:26,790 --> 01:11:28,709 Hungry? There's lots of fruit. 1148 01:11:28,710 --> 01:11:29,959 - Hands off. - What? 1149 01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:31,330 They're offerings. 1150 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,660 Sorry. I didn't... 1151 01:11:41,330 --> 01:11:42,330 Hold on. 1152 01:11:42,331 --> 01:11:44,370 Move along. Have a good evening. 1153 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:45,960 Good luck. 1154 01:11:46,330 --> 01:11:47,790 Just a beggar. 1155 01:11:53,290 --> 01:11:54,410 Master sill Lee. 1156 01:11:55,290 --> 01:11:56,330 Sorry. 1157 01:11:57,290 --> 01:11:59,999 Profuse apologies, Mr. Sill Lee. I thought... 1158 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,330 Master sill Lee is a hermit who devotes his life to meditation. 1159 01:12:03,830 --> 01:12:05,580 He took a vow of absolute poverty. 1160 01:12:06,290 --> 01:12:09,369 Bravo for the oath. That blows my mind. 1161 01:12:09,370 --> 01:12:10,709 It's beyond me. 1162 01:12:10,710 --> 01:12:13,869 In that case, allow me to relieve you of the money. 1163 01:12:13,870 --> 01:12:16,829 Try to take back your coin, 1164 01:12:16,830 --> 01:12:18,370 little grasshopper. 1165 01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:24,579 It's too easy. You're blind. 1166 01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:28,040 Never assume a man cannot see because he's... 1167 01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:31,290 You saw that coming? 1168 01:12:33,290 --> 01:12:34,790 There we are! 1169 01:12:35,330 --> 01:12:36,619 It was his game. 1170 01:12:36,620 --> 01:12:37,829 Leave him. 1171 01:12:37,830 --> 01:12:39,000 Little grasshopper! 1172 01:12:39,580 --> 01:12:40,870 Sir, over here. 1173 01:12:41,710 --> 01:12:44,159 You are as swift as a cobra. 1174 01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:45,249 Yup, sill Lee. 1175 01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:47,830 Can we move on to important matters? 1176 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,539 By toutatis! 1177 01:12:55,540 --> 01:12:59,459 Deng tsin quin spreads terror across the whole country. 1178 01:12:59,460 --> 01:13:01,580 Do not touch. 1179 01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:03,540 Hard to resist. 1180 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:05,159 I see 1181 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:07,209 an old abandoned temple. 1182 01:13:07,210 --> 01:13:09,160 The temple in xuan. 1183 01:13:09,660 --> 01:13:13,290 Her majesty the empress is held prisoner. 1184 01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:16,539 After releasing her, 1185 01:13:16,540 --> 01:13:19,579 you must go with all speed 1186 01:13:19,580 --> 01:13:21,369 to the ku koos' palace, 1187 01:13:21,370 --> 01:13:25,660 before Caesar seizes the final kingdom. 1188 01:13:26,250 --> 01:13:28,290 You will encounter 1189 01:13:28,910 --> 01:13:30,039 the hideous... 1190 01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:32,039 The unsightly... 1191 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:36,159 The monstrous crown prince, 1192 01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:37,579 prince of ku koo, 1193 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:40,870 the man in the bamboo mask. 1194 01:13:42,870 --> 01:13:44,619 Don't worry, it's fake. 1195 01:13:44,620 --> 01:13:46,500 Good luck! 1196 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:49,540 We must go our separate ways. 1197 01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:51,410 Grand master, 1198 01:13:51,910 --> 01:13:53,620 are you done with the ball? 1199 01:13:55,460 --> 01:13:56,540 Yes. 1200 01:14:00,410 --> 01:14:01,500 Holy cow! 1201 01:14:04,580 --> 01:14:06,539 There you are. You broke it. 1202 01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:08,290 He said do not touch. 1203 01:14:10,290 --> 01:14:11,370 He's right. 1204 01:14:12,290 --> 01:14:14,120 I said do not touch! 1205 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,120 Why'd you touch it? 1206 01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,710 Seen Princess sa see? With two warriors... 1207 01:14:33,870 --> 01:14:35,249 Princess sa see? 1208 01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:38,620 Seen her? With two superhuman foreign warriors. 1209 01:14:39,210 --> 01:14:40,210 And a dog. 1210 01:14:55,460 --> 01:14:57,960 You're waiting for an ale? Bring them in! 1211 01:14:58,750 --> 01:15:00,410 - Asterix! - What? Run! 1212 01:15:00,910 --> 01:15:02,249 - Asterix! - What? 1213 01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:04,119 Why are we running? 1214 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:05,959 - So I don't have to fight. - Why? 1215 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,999 No more potion with the Princess. 1216 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,000 I'm sick of looking stupid. 1217 01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:12,619 Hurry! I bagged a rickshaw. 1218 01:15:12,620 --> 01:15:13,790 Come on! 1219 01:15:15,580 --> 01:15:16,580 Fast! 1220 01:15:17,290 --> 01:15:18,370 Faster! 1221 01:15:22,910 --> 01:15:24,330 He does this on purpose. 1222 01:16:17,210 --> 01:16:18,290 All right. 1223 01:16:23,620 --> 01:16:26,750 One more ball and it's curtains for us. 1224 01:16:27,790 --> 01:16:29,040 So, our last night... 1225 01:16:29,910 --> 01:16:31,210 I was thinking... 1226 01:16:31,870 --> 01:16:33,959 Maybe as a memento... 1227 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:34,960 Majesty! 1228 01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:37,749 Gave me a fright! 1229 01:16:37,750 --> 01:16:39,329 We'll get you out. 1230 01:16:39,330 --> 01:16:40,580 Who's that? 1231 01:16:42,660 --> 01:16:43,960 Stand back. 1232 01:16:54,750 --> 01:16:55,750 All good? 1233 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,000 Sorry. 1234 01:17:17,660 --> 01:17:18,660 Rise. 1235 01:17:20,290 --> 01:17:21,120 Let's go. 1236 01:17:21,121 --> 01:17:22,619 Jump. We'll catch you. 1237 01:17:22,620 --> 01:17:24,459 What? Jump? 1238 01:17:24,460 --> 01:17:26,209 I can't leave right now! 1239 01:17:26,210 --> 01:17:28,410 Abandon a negotiation? Not my style! 1240 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,829 In two balls, the guard caves. 1241 01:17:30,830 --> 01:17:33,500 Go ahead without me. I'll catch you up. 1242 01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:35,120 Are you sure? 1243 01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:36,960 Yes. 1244 01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:38,960 As you wish. 1245 01:17:42,410 --> 01:17:43,410 Take care. 1246 01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:45,500 And keep your head. 1247 01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:49,210 You're afraid for me. 1248 01:17:50,460 --> 01:17:54,410 You see, you're even more beautiful smiling than in a temper. 1249 01:18:02,290 --> 01:18:03,960 She's so impressive! 1250 01:18:05,330 --> 01:18:06,330 Thank you. 1251 01:18:07,910 --> 01:18:08,910 Mother! 1252 01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:11,120 What joy to see you again. 1253 01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:23,119 - Alert! - Run! 1254 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,120 They've escaped! 1255 01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,540 Which way now? Which way? 1256 01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,080 Wait. 1257 01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,159 Good. We lost them. 1258 01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:44,499 Friends from Gaul. Thanks for your help. 1259 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,410 Our pleasure, your majesty. 1260 01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:49,370 Seeing as no one introduces me... 1261 01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:52,409 Bankruptis. 1262 01:18:52,410 --> 01:18:54,960 We already met at the market. 1263 01:18:55,660 --> 01:18:56,710 That's right. 1264 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,210 Life's full of surprises. 1265 01:19:01,580 --> 01:19:03,330 Attention issues for the empress. 1266 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:07,749 Take the gauls to the ku koos. Secure their support. 1267 01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:11,160 Meanwhile I'll rally our army and followers. 1268 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,250 Ka ra tay, come with me. 1269 01:19:13,910 --> 01:19:15,659 I shall honour you, mother. 1270 01:19:15,660 --> 01:19:16,830 You'll be proud of me. 1271 01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:20,040 I'm already proud of you. 1272 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:23,120 Let's go, ka ra tay. 1273 01:19:40,710 --> 01:19:42,080 This will end badly. 1274 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:07,000 Ka ra tay has fallen for obelix. 1275 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,000 Obelix, too. 1276 01:20:12,620 --> 01:20:15,660 I don't like all the falling-for in this adventure. 1277 01:20:16,710 --> 01:20:17,790 So let's go. 1278 01:20:19,210 --> 01:20:20,750 Obelix, come on. 1279 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:31,790 - What's the wine made from? - Rice. 1280 01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:35,040 Refinement is not your strong suit. 1281 01:20:39,370 --> 01:20:41,910 Got a kick but not all bad. 1282 01:20:42,660 --> 01:20:43,789 It's relaxing. 1283 01:20:43,790 --> 01:20:44,910 Rice wine. 1284 01:20:45,540 --> 01:20:48,750 Maybe take a few amphorae for fight nights with wifey. 1285 01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:52,329 You see... 1286 01:20:52,330 --> 01:20:54,080 At times like this... 1287 01:20:57,460 --> 01:20:58,460 I miss her. 1288 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,749 What's with the music? 1289 01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:01,750 A full band? 1290 01:21:01,751 --> 01:21:03,160 Four and a singer. 1291 01:21:03,660 --> 01:21:05,539 - You take them everywhere? - Yes. 1292 01:21:05,540 --> 01:21:06,750 It's practical. 1293 01:21:07,750 --> 01:21:09,870 I always have my favourite music. 1294 01:21:11,460 --> 01:21:12,290 Know it? 1295 01:21:12,291 --> 01:21:13,660 Sure, obviously. 1296 01:21:14,790 --> 01:21:17,040 Now that's what I call music. 1297 01:21:18,210 --> 01:21:20,410 None of your ching-Chong nonsense. 1298 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:35,250 Amore! 1299 01:21:36,330 --> 01:21:37,330 What are you doing? 1300 01:21:39,210 --> 01:21:41,580 - I saw my wife. - I'm nobody's wife. 1301 01:21:43,410 --> 01:21:44,290 Know what? 1302 01:21:44,291 --> 01:21:46,910 Your libation brought back the urge. 1303 01:21:49,580 --> 01:21:52,580 I shall become the next emperor of China. 1304 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,040 Wow... 1305 01:21:54,041 --> 01:21:56,830 Mama Cleo will never get over it. 1306 01:21:57,620 --> 01:22:00,370 Tomorrow at dawn, we go full ku koo. 1307 01:22:17,790 --> 01:22:20,159 Slow down. Our exit's coming up. 1308 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:21,540 Yes, next one. 1309 01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:25,659 Once more, thanks to obelix, 1310 01:22:25,660 --> 01:22:29,659 our friends beat Caesar's army to the palace of prince ku koo, 1311 01:22:29,660 --> 01:22:31,410 the man in the bamboo mask. 1312 01:22:31,910 --> 01:22:33,000 Keep up. 1313 01:22:36,750 --> 01:22:37,910 I am to fu. 1314 01:22:38,910 --> 01:22:41,960 Advisor to the prince regent, ku koo. 1315 01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:43,910 Can you prove 1316 01:22:44,620 --> 01:22:46,750 you really are Princess sa see? 1317 01:22:47,910 --> 01:22:50,579 I give my word. I am the empress's daughter. 1318 01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:54,290 Sadly, your word is not enough. 1319 01:22:55,540 --> 01:22:57,210 You could be a spy 1320 01:22:57,830 --> 01:22:58,999 in the pay 1321 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,580 of deng tsin quin! 1322 01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:04,120 The coin! 1323 01:23:09,870 --> 01:23:13,370 Will you now bow before your empress's daughter? 1324 01:23:15,370 --> 01:23:17,499 I apologise profusely, Princess sa see. 1325 01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:19,250 We must be careful. 1326 01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:22,289 His highness, the prince... 1327 01:23:22,290 --> 01:23:23,410 Of ku koo! 1328 01:23:35,790 --> 01:23:36,790 What the heck? 1329 01:23:37,410 --> 01:23:39,579 Don't turn your back. It's rude! 1330 01:23:39,580 --> 01:23:40,660 In his house. 1331 01:24:03,290 --> 01:24:04,290 Princess sa see, 1332 01:24:04,291 --> 01:24:06,959 prince of ku koo, with my men, at your service. 1333 01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:09,580 We support your mother, our empress. 1334 01:24:11,290 --> 01:24:12,290 Thanks. 1335 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,080 Sorry, I'm lost for... 1336 01:24:14,660 --> 01:24:16,960 All my fault. My cursed mane frightens you. 1337 01:24:17,710 --> 01:24:19,540 On the contrary, it suits you. 1338 01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:22,579 Nobody ever said that. 1339 01:24:22,580 --> 01:24:24,540 I never wanted to say it. 1340 01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:42,119 That's love at first look. 1341 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:44,580 Whole weeks of work for nothing. 1342 01:24:47,370 --> 01:24:49,330 Back to the friend zone. 1343 01:24:50,660 --> 01:24:51,710 Let's go. 1344 01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:54,660 We have a country to save. 1345 01:25:08,660 --> 01:25:10,830 Gotta be cuckoo to build a palace in a hollow. 1346 01:25:11,330 --> 01:25:12,500 No way out. 1347 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:14,870 Cornered by Caesar. It will be brief. 1348 01:25:18,910 --> 01:25:20,289 Here we go again. 1349 01:25:20,290 --> 01:25:21,540 Blah-blah time. 1350 01:25:33,460 --> 01:25:35,289 I am Princess sa see. 1351 01:25:35,290 --> 01:25:37,660 Submit to the sole empress of China. 1352 01:25:39,410 --> 01:25:40,829 Sa see darling, 1353 01:25:40,830 --> 01:25:42,499 we can marry at last. 1354 01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:46,000 Don't bet on it. You'll regret your acts, deng tsin quin. 1355 01:25:46,870 --> 01:25:49,709 - She's no pushover. - Can't lie, sparks aren't flying. 1356 01:25:49,710 --> 01:25:52,160 I have a question for you. 1357 01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:54,829 How many? 1358 01:25:54,830 --> 01:25:56,209 Ten thousand. 1359 01:25:56,210 --> 01:25:59,830 Because we are 80,000-strong! 1360 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:09,209 That's experience for you. Not boasting, I've never lost. 1361 01:26:09,210 --> 01:26:10,289 You're wonderful. 1362 01:26:10,290 --> 01:26:11,959 You miscounted, Princess. 1363 01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:13,619 Ten thousand plus two. 1364 01:26:13,620 --> 01:26:14,959 If you still need me. 1365 01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:16,209 Peek-a-boo, Julius! 1366 01:26:16,210 --> 01:26:17,409 It's us! 1367 01:26:17,410 --> 01:26:18,330 The crazies! 1368 01:26:18,331 --> 01:26:19,619 Not plus two. 1369 01:26:19,620 --> 01:26:20,830 Plus three! 1370 01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:23,120 The man in the bamboo mask. 1371 01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:25,960 Gross! 1372 01:26:25,961 --> 01:26:27,829 Poor guy's blond! 1373 01:26:27,830 --> 01:26:28,869 It's not too bad. 1374 01:26:28,870 --> 01:26:30,500 Not plus three. Plus four! 1375 01:26:31,210 --> 01:26:32,330 I'm the man 1376 01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:34,249 with feather feet! 1377 01:26:34,250 --> 01:26:35,540 What is this? 1378 01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:44,370 Why talk when you can run? 1379 01:26:56,830 --> 01:26:59,079 He didn't warm up. The chump! 1380 01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:00,870 - Did I say charge? - No. 1381 01:27:03,790 --> 01:27:04,870 Substitute! 1382 01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:10,460 Antivirus! 1383 01:27:47,330 --> 01:27:49,210 Asterix, I'll have a drop. 1384 01:27:49,790 --> 01:27:50,829 Not enough for four. 1385 01:27:50,830 --> 01:27:52,080 "Not enough for four!" 1386 01:27:55,790 --> 01:27:57,159 The cheats! 1387 01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:58,330 Won't help them. 1388 01:27:59,870 --> 01:28:01,750 Charge! 1389 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,000 Yes? 1390 01:28:20,540 --> 01:28:21,540 Of course. 1391 01:29:11,210 --> 01:29:12,210 Help me. 1392 01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:13,829 Pipe down. 1393 01:29:13,830 --> 01:29:14,910 You've got gall. 1394 01:29:15,460 --> 01:29:16,290 Gall... 1395 01:29:16,291 --> 01:29:17,370 Gaul! 1396 01:29:30,290 --> 01:29:31,619 Can I join in? 1397 01:29:31,620 --> 01:29:32,959 Yeah, sure. 1398 01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:34,040 Archers! 1399 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,000 Prepare! 1400 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:37,500 Draw! 1401 01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:39,080 Loose! 1402 01:29:40,460 --> 01:29:42,750 Deng tsin quin, emperor of China! 1403 01:29:45,660 --> 01:29:46,660 Arrows! 1404 01:30:01,250 --> 01:30:02,709 You can't be serious. 1405 01:30:02,710 --> 01:30:04,120 Don't judge me. 1406 01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:07,750 I feel it. 1407 01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:10,410 I feel it rising. 1408 01:30:13,580 --> 01:30:14,710 It's insane! 1409 01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:18,250 That's it? 1410 01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:22,330 No way! It's a joke. 1411 01:30:32,250 --> 01:30:33,410 I smell victory. 1412 01:30:35,250 --> 01:30:36,410 A particular scent? 1413 01:30:37,620 --> 01:30:39,749 Do readers care for such details? 1414 01:30:39,750 --> 01:30:41,160 It sets the scene. 1415 01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:44,619 The scent of laurels. 1416 01:30:44,620 --> 01:30:47,410 Excellent! 1417 01:31:09,580 --> 01:31:10,540 Thanks. 1418 01:31:10,541 --> 01:31:11,790 You're welcome. 1419 01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:17,040 We fell out but I can help out. 1420 01:31:17,620 --> 01:31:18,460 Sure. 1421 01:31:18,460 --> 01:31:19,460 I'm on your side. 1422 01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:22,120 Sure. 1423 01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,040 You'll always be my chum. 1424 01:31:28,210 --> 01:31:29,210 Sure. 1425 01:31:30,370 --> 01:31:31,710 Sorry, obelix. 1426 01:31:56,540 --> 01:31:57,540 Stop! 1427 01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:13,460 Before I die... 1428 01:32:14,870 --> 01:32:16,620 I must tell you, Princess... 1429 01:32:42,660 --> 01:32:43,660 Look! 1430 01:32:45,250 --> 01:32:47,040 Just when all seems lost, 1431 01:32:47,620 --> 01:32:49,249 the empress arrives, 1432 01:32:49,250 --> 01:32:52,289 followed by her army and entire people. 1433 01:32:52,290 --> 01:32:53,749 They are all there, 1434 01:32:53,750 --> 01:32:57,369 marching across the middle kingdom 1435 01:32:57,370 --> 01:32:59,830 to the scene of the final battle. 1436 01:33:16,870 --> 01:33:18,789 - What on earth is this? - Not sure. 1437 01:33:18,790 --> 01:33:21,330 Suddenly, I can't smell the laurels. 1438 01:33:21,870 --> 01:33:23,250 Pine boxes maybe. 1439 01:33:32,210 --> 01:33:33,749 I am empress of China. 1440 01:33:33,750 --> 01:33:36,370 I order you to leave my empire forthwith. 1441 01:33:37,410 --> 01:33:38,500 Never! 1442 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,160 She has a temper. Reminds me of someone. 1443 01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:44,250 Your majesty! 1444 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:47,459 Rather than ruin everything in anger, 1445 01:33:47,460 --> 01:33:50,159 perhaps we could envisage a sort of alliance. 1446 01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:53,079 When the cloud conceals the sun, 1447 01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:55,500 my army will reduce you to dust. 1448 01:33:56,330 --> 01:33:57,500 What's that? 1449 01:33:58,040 --> 01:33:59,000 A local proverb? 1450 01:33:59,001 --> 01:34:01,750 No, it's literal. It's happening. 1451 01:34:07,460 --> 01:34:08,709 How many of you? 1452 01:34:08,710 --> 01:34:10,000 He's at it again. 1453 01:34:10,620 --> 01:34:11,620 One 1454 01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:13,000 million! 1455 01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:17,040 Game changer. 1456 01:34:18,750 --> 01:34:20,999 I'll be going. I'm not from here. 1457 01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:23,080 I'll be in Rome. Keep me posted. 1458 01:34:24,080 --> 01:34:25,159 Don't desert us. 1459 01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,660 There's a million of them. 1460 01:34:27,460 --> 01:34:28,460 It's not my war. 1461 01:34:34,250 --> 01:34:35,540 I can't go like this. 1462 01:34:38,620 --> 01:34:39,660 Rear up! 1463 01:34:51,210 --> 01:34:52,329 Got your message! 1464 01:34:52,330 --> 01:34:55,290 Say goodbye to my little pyramid! Cleopatra 1465 01:34:56,540 --> 01:34:58,250 it's been a tough day. 1466 01:34:59,080 --> 01:35:00,080 A tough day. 1467 01:35:39,210 --> 01:35:40,790 That feels good. 1468 01:35:42,290 --> 01:35:44,290 Here we are, back in Gaul. 1469 01:35:44,790 --> 01:35:47,370 Not only for our friends' customary banquet, 1470 01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:51,960 but also to celebrate Gaul and China. 1471 01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:57,910 And now the empress will speak. 1472 01:35:59,960 --> 01:36:01,040 Valiant gauls! 1473 01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:03,910 You have my eternal gratitude. 1474 01:36:04,660 --> 01:36:06,709 It was an honour, your majesty. 1475 01:36:06,710 --> 01:36:09,210 I insisted we come to help. 1476 01:36:10,620 --> 01:36:12,459 We made this long journey 1477 01:36:12,460 --> 01:36:14,500 to celebrate a beautiful alliance. 1478 01:36:23,210 --> 01:36:24,750 That's my cousin remix. 1479 01:36:25,330 --> 01:36:27,120 A specialist in world music. 1480 01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:29,159 He's my cousin. 1481 01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:31,460 Mine. Not yours, mine! 1482 01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:20,619 We have a lot in common, you and I. 1483 01:37:20,620 --> 01:37:21,789 We're chiefs. 1484 01:37:21,790 --> 01:37:24,459 I always think power isolates you from people. 1485 01:37:24,460 --> 01:37:25,790 Don't you agree? 1486 01:37:28,160 --> 01:37:30,039 And I'm not done. 1487 01:37:30,040 --> 01:37:32,369 And behind every great man 1488 01:37:32,370 --> 01:37:33,539 is a great woman. 1489 01:37:33,540 --> 01:37:36,619 Without impedimenta, I'm nothing. At home, she holds the shield. 1490 01:37:36,620 --> 01:37:39,370 I'm not disturbing you? You're having a good day? 1491 01:37:40,750 --> 01:37:41,750 We'll talk at home. 1492 01:37:43,370 --> 01:37:44,370 Mimenta! 1493 01:37:44,910 --> 01:37:47,500 Excuse me, minor marital contretemps. 1494 01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:52,870 I thought he'd never leave. 1495 01:37:54,580 --> 01:37:57,580 You know, when you left the cell, I kept my head... 1496 01:37:59,120 --> 01:38:00,120 However... 1497 01:38:00,790 --> 01:38:02,000 I lost my heart. 1498 01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:03,830 Now, now. 1499 01:38:04,330 --> 01:38:06,580 Well then, where's my little heart? 1500 01:38:09,580 --> 01:38:10,660 Bankruptis, look. 1501 01:38:11,250 --> 01:38:13,000 Uncle didn't nod off in prison. 1502 01:38:13,910 --> 01:38:15,000 Classy! 1503 01:38:21,960 --> 01:38:22,790 One more plate. 1504 01:38:22,791 --> 01:38:24,910 No, a dish. A big dish! Share? 1505 01:38:25,910 --> 01:38:27,710 - I won't crack. - Silly me. 1506 01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:30,660 Still don't miss it? 1507 01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:32,290 Not at all. 1508 01:38:32,790 --> 01:38:33,790 Honestly... 1509 01:38:34,290 --> 01:38:35,460 The smell is vile. 1510 01:38:36,750 --> 01:38:38,660 There are still triggers, though. 1511 01:38:39,620 --> 01:38:41,870 Drink an ale and it becomes tricky. 1512 01:38:43,330 --> 01:38:44,330 Hi, obelix. 1513 01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:46,040 Panacea. 1514 01:38:46,910 --> 01:38:47,910 I'm interrupting? 1515 01:38:48,870 --> 01:38:50,120 I can see I am. 1516 01:38:50,790 --> 01:38:51,960 You ignore me now. 1517 01:38:53,370 --> 01:38:54,579 Are the rumours true? 1518 01:38:54,580 --> 01:38:56,040 You and ka ra tay? 1519 01:38:57,040 --> 01:38:57,960 Seriously? 1520 01:38:57,961 --> 01:39:00,159 Long-distance relationships don't work. 1521 01:39:00,160 --> 01:39:02,119 Honestly, her there, you here... 1522 01:39:02,120 --> 01:39:03,120 And I'm here. 1523 01:39:03,620 --> 01:39:06,329 Waiting for you for months, worried sick, 1524 01:39:06,330 --> 01:39:07,870 and you fall in love? 1525 01:39:08,750 --> 01:39:09,910 Don't you love me? 1526 01:39:10,830 --> 01:39:12,209 Is that a yes or a no? 1527 01:39:12,210 --> 01:39:13,540 You wanted me. 1528 01:39:14,040 --> 01:39:15,289 Is it a yes or a no? 1529 01:39:15,290 --> 01:39:17,329 - I forget you? - Say yes! 1530 01:39:17,330 --> 01:39:18,410 Panacea... 1531 01:39:19,710 --> 01:39:20,580 Don't bother. 1532 01:39:20,581 --> 01:39:23,460 You know the village thrives on new adventures. 1533 01:39:25,250 --> 01:39:27,369 It's time for me to do the same. 1534 01:39:27,370 --> 01:39:28,410 Nothing personal. 1535 01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:30,540 Excuse me... 1536 01:39:31,370 --> 01:39:32,370 You're nuts. 1537 01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:35,410 But i'd... 1538 01:41:59,210 --> 01:42:00,210 Good, wasn't it? 1539 01:42:00,660 --> 01:42:02,410 Everyone had a great time. 1540 01:42:04,160 --> 01:42:05,370 Yes, a fine feast. 1541 01:42:08,370 --> 01:42:10,579 So ka ra tay has gone home? 1542 01:42:10,580 --> 01:42:12,500 Sure. It's a long ride. 1543 01:42:14,540 --> 01:42:16,160 She said I'm her true love. 1544 01:42:17,370 --> 01:42:18,370 Did she? 1545 01:42:19,040 --> 01:42:20,040 Wonderful. 1546 01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:22,160 Even so... 1547 01:42:22,750 --> 01:42:23,660 She didn't stay? 1548 01:42:23,661 --> 01:42:25,500 She'd have loved to, but... 1549 01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:29,250 Too much work in China, lots of responsibility at the palace. 1550 01:42:30,120 --> 01:42:31,750 But there's time, we'll meet again. 1551 01:42:32,250 --> 01:42:33,250 As grown-ups. 1552 01:42:34,210 --> 01:42:35,210 As grown-ups? 1553 01:42:35,620 --> 01:42:36,620 Yes. 1554 01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:40,580 Tired. I'm going to bed. 1555 01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:47,459 One for the road? 1556 01:42:47,460 --> 01:42:49,330 I wouldn't say no. 1557 01:42:58,620 --> 01:42:59,750 My chum! 1558 01:43:15,710 --> 01:43:16,789 The end 1559 01:43:16,790 --> 01:43:19,250 for rené goscinny & Albert uderzo 1560 01:44:18,710 --> 01:44:20,250 You don't want me to sing? 1561 01:44:25,210 --> 01:44:26,500 I'm gonna sing anyway 1562 01:44:28,580 --> 01:44:30,370 you don't want me to sing? 1563 01:44:32,120 --> 01:44:34,079 You don't want me to sing 1564 01:44:34,080 --> 01:44:35,329 the surprise! 1565 01:44:35,330 --> 01:44:37,080 - What surprise? - Hold on. 1566 01:44:39,790 --> 01:44:42,659 So what is it? My voice or just me? 1567 01:44:42,660 --> 01:44:45,290 So is it me or my voice? 1568 01:44:46,290 --> 01:44:49,209 So is my voice not right? It's what you don't like? 1569 01:44:49,210 --> 01:44:50,960 Or is it just me? 1570 01:44:51,710 --> 01:44:54,410 Tell me what's wrong always something wrong 1571 01:44:55,710 --> 01:44:57,459 don't do this, don't do that 1572 01:44:57,460 --> 01:45:00,289 is it my lyrics or my voice I don't get it 1573 01:45:00,290 --> 01:45:03,210 don't call me paranoid you're all against me 1574 01:45:28,370 --> 01:45:29,829 Caesar said, 1575 01:45:29,830 --> 01:45:31,960 "I want it gleaming when I get back." 1576 01:45:32,790 --> 01:45:33,870 So buff! 1577 01:45:34,710 --> 01:45:35,960 Buff, buff, buff! 1578 01:45:38,370 --> 01:45:39,580 That's the spirit! 1579 01:45:43,000 --> 01:45:44,249 You keep Gaul. 1580 01:45:44,250 --> 01:45:46,329 I take China, rest of the world. 1581 01:45:46,330 --> 01:45:47,709 It'll go gangbusters. 1582 01:45:47,710 --> 01:45:50,000 Take it or leave it right now. 1583 01:45:50,580 --> 01:45:52,119 What might go gangbusters? 1584 01:45:52,120 --> 01:45:53,999 - I didn't say that. - Sure you did. 1585 01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:55,789 Top-notch merchants like me, 1586 01:45:55,790 --> 01:45:58,579 we read your lips even five kilometers away. 1587 01:45:58,580 --> 01:46:00,579 - Why'd you say that? - I didn't! 1588 01:46:00,580 --> 01:46:02,870 - You did. - I'll lash out! 1589 01:46:04,960 --> 01:46:07,829 You know, duckie, your Julius is no lost cause. 1590 01:46:07,830 --> 01:46:10,329 So just send him a message. 1591 01:46:10,330 --> 01:46:13,459 "I'd go above and beyond, I'd dye my hair blond..." 1592 01:46:13,460 --> 01:46:16,120 It's in the bag. The rascal will be back. 1593 01:46:17,120 --> 01:46:20,000 You're right. Why did I ever flip my headdress? 1594 01:46:22,960 --> 01:46:25,870 Flat out. You got a pigeon charger? 1595 01:46:26,460 --> 01:46:28,370 Sit tight, I'll find you one. 1596 01:46:29,660 --> 01:46:31,460 With an Egyptian connector! 1597 01:46:32,250 --> 01:46:33,580 Why Egyptian? 1598 01:46:44,710 --> 01:46:47,210 Are you done making a ruckus? 1599 01:46:47,790 --> 01:46:49,460 We're trying to sleep! 1600 01:46:55,080 --> 01:46:56,080 Sorry. 1601 01:47:00,000 --> 01:47:01,829 Goodnight! 1602 01:47:01,830 --> 01:47:04,080 Goodnight, little gauls! 1603 01:50:32,910 --> 01:50:35,120 Subtitle translation by Simon John 105554