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All right.

Well, well.

Well, well.

Looks like the two of you had a pretty wild night.

Yeah, that party was crazy last night.

She's exhausted.

You seem to be doing OK.

Well, one of us has to, you know. Hmm.

Thanks for bringing her back to us safely.

It's my job. Really?

Hmm. You know,

such a great board friend like herself should be

thanked more often for doing things like this.

Now, what do you have in mind?

Well, I mean, she's too busy sleeping.

I mean, I'm here. I'll do it.

She's right there.

She's sleeping right there.

She won't bother us.

She's got good taste.

Oh. Oh.

Watch tonight.

He drops.

Oh. All right. Yes.

Yeah,

she's fine. She's fine.

It's not going to bother her. She's not dead.

Yet. Mm hmm.

Oh, it's

Oh, you

just You're fucking great stuff, man.

I think she learned how to do it.

Yeah,

Oh, wow.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to come

I'm going to.

Come on.

I love her.

Fuck.

The house.

Television with my up.

Does it make it okay?

Oh, Well, yes.

You should

get some rest.

Well,

it isn't like me, but what's not to like?

You're gorgeous.

Oh, let me just here.

Okay.

If you want to stay busy.

Okay.

No problem.

All right.

Mm hmm. My name is Dylan.

You know.

Nice to meet you, too.

You're

so cute. You're so nervous. You're.

Your palms are sweaty.

No way. Oh, my. God.

You know, it's important to go into these things with a clear head.

Yeah,

I really like her, so I don't want to say the wrong thing, you know?

You know, it's important to clear your mind.

You know, any little thing could happen tonight.

Relax.

My God, I be cleaning your mind today and.

No, I don't think so.

You want me to help you with that?

Really?

What She's gonna be busy for at least ten months.

You know how girls are with their makeup.

How nice.

I can see what she likes. You

Mm hmm.

What? Oh,

you wanna get caught, stupid?

Come on.

What's wrong with you?

Oh. What's your name again?

Dylan.

Doing what?

Snow.

Father Harry.

Said it really matter, and.

I don't know I think.

I think I dated him about ten years ago.

Oh, my God. He was marvelous.

No wonder my daughter picked you up at the supermarket.

Oh, guys, we're picking up tampons for your mom or something, right?

No, no.

Fuck. I don't remember.

Oh, Jesus.

What? You're going to get us caught

I haven't done anything.

You talk too much. Come on, now.

Be grateful and do the handjob thing

like you know you're doing this

oh, it's

for me.

It wasn't your dad.

He was your uncle. Hmm.

But what's the matter?

Oh, God.

I have already

I know.

This feels good.

Let it go.

We're not going to embarrass. Anybody

unless she walks in your can.

Stop doing shit.

She's my man. Damn business.

You're the one that came into my house trying to date my daughter.

God, Dick's worth it, isn't it, huh?

Don't disappoint the shit out of her by making me mad back

well.

Oh, I'm

stronger now.

I was in the Navy,

but I

see dollars in for a long night.

I'm oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, wow.

I feel so much better.

So relieved. Hmm. I bet you do.

Huh? Hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So you look amazing.

See you

Friday.

You have a great time.

Thank you for everything.

One story

Oh. Oh, thank you so much for having me.

I can't wait to show you my new recipe.

So does it go

over here?

Yeah.

Smells so good in here.

Yeah.

I can't wait to get my mouth on that.

Ooh. Hmm. Hmm.

Oh. You know, I, uh.

I need to cut it.

We're burning the cutting board.

Not that one.

I need the one in the cabinet underneath

You see it?

It's all the way back.

Oh, baby.

I got it last year.

It's not here. It's underneath the big pot.

I don't know where you put the pot

Oh, shit.

You know, I kind of think that I gave it to your grandma to use for the holiday

nuts.

OK, well, I guess we'll just have to Oh, you know what?

Mormonism

will be back in a minute.

Oh. OK.

Whoa, whoa.

You know,

she talks on the cell phone there for an hour.

Mm hmm.

Trust me,

I find it just like that.

Oh, oh,

right. Oh,

to talk to me right now.

Gus, she's

in the diner, which is.

Why we're making.

What the fuck?

It's. It's not what it looks like.

I promise.

You're fucking my stepmom.

The baby. I promise.

Oh, it's exactly

my fucking it's not.

Well, it's not your mouth. Let's say it in you.

Come here.

Look at you.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

No, you don't.

It's OK.

It's OK.

Come here.

The first time for everything. Come on.

This is messed up. Quit acting like your mother.

Come here. Wow.

My Oh.

Oh. Can't touch it. Just touch it.

Oh, it's so big.

Can you imagine?

Now I know you have toys because I've gone through all this trying to work what.

I'm saying or stuff. I don't even have toys.

And this is way bigger than any of those that you've.

Never been dating for a while.

But I know you've.

Been my Durga, my stepmom, and you're fucking my boyfriend.

I'm helping you out.

I was just helping me.

Oh, I know.

I'm warming it up for you.

I'm a legend. Did you guys think about it?

Just what do you guys. That's not helping?

I. Well, I mean, think about it like this.

If he can please an older woman like me,

then he's definitely going to wreck your shit.

And that's a that's a that's nice of me to teach him how to take care of me.

I think that's great.

That's generous.

So, come on. Let's get out of here.

I'll show you this.

This is for me. I'm doing this all for you.

Come on. Let's get out of here.

I want to show you

how to put your mouth on it, and it's like it starts to drip off.

Sweet and crazy stuff, and it's fantastic.

You want to try this?

Oh, shut your mouth.

I don't see any mouth.

In your mouth.

Come on. You can do it.

Just like

the first time Daddy bought you a car.

Well, oh, stop acting crazy.

You've heard that shit before you watch MTV.

Come on, Hmm.

You go.

You lie a little more.

You've done this before, haven't you?

Come on.

I care so much better than your stepmom.

Oh, what on earth?

You know, her mother is married to a woman,

so technically, she has two stepmoms I know.

I'm the veteran.

I'm way cooler.

Just ignore her.

Oh, how do you ever stop talking?

I do sometimes.

When there's a dick in her mouth.

Oh, yeah, that are pussy.

Oh, that's cute.

Precious of me.

Think you the first person to put her hand on the back of my head?

Disgusting.

Well, no, I just want to.

Your basketball game last week, I was very busy.

Help me out with that. Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, Shaq, I have to get a picture of this.

No one's ever going to believe me.

I'll find what's.

What do you want to give the guy?

Some bragging rights for his buddies?

After all, you are cute, right?

Lucky for you, I forgot my phone, so.

I'll take a picture if you want.

No, it's fine. Just keep going.

Oh, oh,

fuck. Me.

Oh, God, that is great.

That means you're coming out. You know, you're doing.

Everyone starts to smell like that. It's turning colors.

Good job. Good job.

You can really make sure they get on their knees

and stroke the balls while you're sucking on your toes.

You love that shit right there.

Maybe get your fingers a little wet and stroke that sack like that.

Don't you dare come that.

Oh, my God. I want to play with this for a little while longer.

So better for another 30 minutes, right?

Oh, damn.

That roast beef looks good today.

Oh, it's okay.

Don't be nervous.

I won't tell anybody, but that's not true.

I'm going to tell all my ways, huh?

What? Can you just let her suck it please?

Oh, no, I don't live.

Video can't sit over there, Summer.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, there are people in India that want to see this.

Come on.

Oh, was good.

Oh, I bet you my pain is too much.

You are in charge, girl.

She she was raised right.

Unfortunately, it was not by me.

She'd be having far more fun with you if she was raised by me.

That's OK.

We'll get you there.

Which kind of scholarship?

Mm. Oh, yeah.

I see how it started trippin. Dick likes you.

Oh. Yeah.

Know any of her friends?

Yeah. Wow.

What an undercover this is.

Oh, I did not buy you buy these.

So good for you for dressing up for your man.

Oh, good for you.

That's beautiful. You know, I think you should take that things off.

Let's just take the paintings up. Honey, you're stuck in a men's take.

You should have your pussy out to the wind.

Can you focus?

I am focused. I'm trying to educate them.

For fuck's sake.

Oh, my God.

They just ignore. You see? Right there. Oh.

You're a team player.

I appreciate you

contributing to goodness.

Oh, oh, just like that.

Oh, that's good. Oh, just like that.

How did you do that?

I told you she was beaten, right?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, how she done?

She's pregnant. She's amazing.

Oh, yeah.

You got a good technique, and it's all and.

Oh, just like that.

Roll your hand at the tip.

Oh, going to pull it a little bit.

You know, you want to encourage it to pop like that, but only when you say so.

She needs to be in charge of that man's dick.

So that's the only thing he has to offer the world other than a bad attitude.

Then you need to be in charge of it, right?

You can't walk in like a dog. They're going

to roll your hand.

You've got a robot at the end just like that.

You're gonna roll it.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah. There you go.

All right.

Yeah.

Well, he's clearly on a leash now.

Otherwise, I have an idea that this one

I'm going to give you a run for your money. Hmm.

I've oh.

Just like that.

How oh, you know what?

I think it's time for you to

teach her something, you know?

Yeah, yes.

Yeah.

That thing that was on TV that day,

and she's. Now.

Oh, doesn't your back courtesy come back?

That's what really hurts. Doesn't.

I've been cooking over that stove all day.

Oh, make sure your back is nice.

Listen, that you know.

I know what it is. It's this pen.

This is a pair. We got to get rid of these. What

she wrote.

This isn't what I hear.

It's all right.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh. Now we're stretching.

This is a new yoga.

I learned it over in Hollywood.

Open. Wide

open.

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It's my turn now.

He's stressed.

What the fuck? I'm not here for my health.

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I'll see you next week, ok?

Oh, I'm late. So

I never even eat dinner.

Yeah. What right?