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A Yuki Kobayashi Film

Heya peeps!

I'm Karma Aoyama.

This is Olivia and Pinky.

Fit and trim, let the operation begin!

See what they'll become!

Massacre Making Big Boob Kudan Number One and Two.

It's Dharma Company's latest!

Might be color changes to the skin and hair.

But they'll be a fine pair.

My mother, Dharma's ultimate creation!

Well then, buyers, first come, first served!

- Me! - Oh, yeah!

Let the surgery begin!

Fucking A, Mr. Karma!

Tits are the fucking best!

Karma!

What the fuck?

Shoot!

Who the fuck...!

I'm late! I'm late!

Hey there!

Sorry!

I'm late!

Hey, what's that?

That's the Gotai Troupe. It's where Ami and Yoshie do po

Step inside for Gotai Troupe!

A drifter? I got you info, now pay up.

Grease my palm.

Hey! You rippin' me off?

You won't get away with it.

See the one-armed girl!

Step right inside!

Well, any discomfort?

No, it's fine.

Sun a be, Yoshie, sorry to be late!

No problem.

Ami! Are you an idiot?

Our time cards go by 15 minute increments, you're docked

Hurry up, the fans are waiting!

- Yeah! - Got it.

Yoshie, you're the best!

Thanks for coming out to see the Gotai Troupe.

Thanks.

I'm troupe leader Guriri, and...

Guriri... Oops! Gurara!

If you must jack off, please do so in your pocket.

- That's all! - All!

Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed! Not just perfectly healthy

There'll be satisfaction for all!

Satisfaction!

It's me, Ami!

I'm mellow, but will drive you wild! I'm a one-armed dragon.

We're burning up!

It's me, Yoshie!

- Everyone! - Have a blast!

We love you!

Ready, go.

Begin!

"Yoshie"

Let's talk it out, okay?

Greetings to all!

Greetings to all!

I can't recall my place of birth, for I am but a simple

Last name's Matsukata. First is Tetsuya. People call me

Be sure to remember the name.

Now, now, now...

Now, now, now...

Insane!

How'd this...?!

What're you bastards up to?

Fuck, that feels good.

Thanks, Matsukata. But you could've talked it out.

My flesh and blood!

Name's Ryuji! Just kidding before!

You look tough, but if you weren't then...

Idiot! Why'd you hit me?

- Where are you from? - Yeah, where?

I skipped out on work and the road led me here.

What'cha do for a livin'?

- An assassin. - Assassin!

Say, you a fucked-up junkie?

"Assassins, Inc." has a directory, you know.

I'm a branded killer.

They rank our ability too.

So, what's your assassin ranking?

I'm ranked No.5.

- Oh no... - What's wrong, Fugu?

Well, Dharma...

Despite working solo 7 days a week,

you've no money and are in despair.

Time to consult Dharma.

Selling off your body parts earns money.

Body parts aid military, health care, and society.

- But... - Scared?

The poor's lifestyle is low, but their hope is high.

There are many body parts you don't need.

There's even a town for people who've sold body parts.

You'll like it! Let's go, Dharma!

Want to sell your kids? No worries!

Got money troubles, give us a call.

Limbs for sale! Flesh for Cash!

Oh, Karma-pooh! You worked so hard too!

It was all for Mama, wasn't it?

I'm sorry.

Everyone, look!

My Karma-pooh. He's as cute as an angel.

Umeda.

You were supposed to protect him you useless maggot!

I'm sorry!

Want to be a hobo again? Now, go on and say it!

Well? Say something! Apologize!

What is it? What's wrong?

You want me to stop torturing your buddy?

I'm sorry. Mama will be more careful. I salute you!

Don't push your luck.

- Getting cocky, now? - Not cocky!

Really? Then tell me who did this?

Who did this?

Sailor school outfit...

A girl in a sailor outfit with a machine gun.

A girl in a sailor outfit with a machine gun?

You asking me to sing, ass hat? Well?

Well then, listen to me!

Just like this Anytime is the right time...

It's a song from another film, ass.

Whatever is the matter?

What Umeda says

is the truthy-truth.

Really?

Fuckers! Get that good-for-nothing sailor-suited girl! Go!

That time of the month?

I just saw.

And, Ami, there was so much blood.

Lots more than usual, right?

Hold on... You shouldn't snoop like that.

Shouldn't... You and me, we ain't strangers, right?

Anyway, it's not a thing you should do.

Let's talk it out, okay?

Later.

Eat something good.

Are you ready?

Body mods Human dissection

Body mods

Dharma staff please report...

Why're you doing that?

Someone gave me this today.

For you?

Let me put some on you too.

Your scar.

Does it hurt when it rains?

Why?

Mine does. Thought it'd be the same.

I see. Well, mine doesn't really.

- I see. - Yeah.

Speaking of being the same, remember when Mom sold me an

You got really upset.

You cut yourself, saying "I'm gonna be like Yoshie!"

That's that scar.

I was such an idiot back then.

No, I was glad.

Some of your organs got sold. How're you holding up?

Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed! Not just perfectly healthy

I'll satisfy you!

This is me, I'm Ami!

You think life would be different had Mom not sold us?

Why the glum talk, glum girl?

A little, maybe. But not by a lot.

Anyway, we have fun!

- Yeah? - Yeah!

But the Dharma Company stole our bodies.

They frighten me.

Yeah?

They are unforgivable.

We're one and the same.

They're unforgivable.

Left foot available.

Next.

Next.

Not you, but your kid. Okay?

Right arm available.

Excuse me...

If you're concerned for your kid...

Oh no, it's not that.

The money...

Money...

- You'll get it as soon as it's over. - Really?

Thank God!

For sale, for sale.

Off with the lights!

Sis, it'll be bad news if they've got a surveillance cam

Ryuji, go home. Leave the rest to me.

Go home!

Okay...

Live in misery.

Awesome!

Fantastic!

Mr. Matsukata!

My blood!

How's my footwork?

Ami,

we need to talk.

Let's be cute idols.

Cute idols?

Drop the usual violent act and be cute pop idols.

Will our fans like it?

If it's you and me together, no way we can lose.

- Together... - Together!

Okay.

Together! Cute! Let's do it!

It's decided! Now, onto special cuteness training!

Insane!

The way of the assassin.

Insane! It's not normal! Over there and there and there!

I'll do three next.

Three next?

Insane! Absolutely insane!

That's right. I'm a killer assassin.

If I work at it, can I become one too?

You don't work at it, you feel it.

Feel it...

The determination to kill and to not be defeated.

Insane... But I get it.

Say, loser, you ever kill a man?

Well, you're still young. Killing isn't about how you lo

You've much to learn.

Yes, sir.

But when killing gets too much,

you can ask for help. You're just a kid.

Kill. Kill. Kill.

K, k, k, kill!

Die.

Rot.

Vanish.

Kill.

Fuck you, dick weed.

You disgust me, pervert.

Live in misery.

Live in torment!

Live in misery!

Fucking, dung filled slut whore!

Shameless, putrid hussy! Kill, kill, kill!

Madame! Madame Dharma!

It's your son, Karma!

Madame,

this was in his room.

Mama, if you're reading this it means

I am no longer a part of this world.

Girls are scary. I learned a valuable life lesson.

But, I'm just going to give up.

I love you, Mama.

Forgive me for leaving you.

I'm sorry, Karma'!

What should Mama do? I'm so lost!

What to do?

Kill the fucking bitch!

Well?

Battle Bust Sisters, standing by for action!

Howdy, I'm Olivia Congo Bongo!

Hiya, I'm Pinky Pink Pearl.

Together, we are the Battle Bust Sisters! Evil Degenerates

Say, "Youth is our only value."

Youth is our only value.

I want you to apologize.

We're sorry we have nothing else to offer.

Bring me the bitch and the brat that wasted my Karma.

Kill everyone else. Screw this up and I'll turn you into

vaginal sex toys!

Yes, ma'am.

Absolutely, we'll absolutely score.

Will your fans like it?

Sure they will.

I was telling Yoshie that we should be singing, dancing

What a stupid idea.

You suck.

Say, where is Yoshie?

Out killing people.

- I can't stay silent! - Can't stay silent!

Listen, Ami.

Yoshie led Ryuji and the people of the town,

to kill the Dharma Family

for robbing her of her arm

and robbing you of your organs.

Pinky, I can't stand this filthy place.

Don't be a diva, Olivia. We've got a job to do.

What are they?

Who cares? Kill 'em.

When'll they show up?

I'm super nervous.

You dummies. They're already here.

Don't you worry. Olivia is going to

give a signal and let her badonkadonk loose.

So make sure you receive them.

Shoot where you're told.

What?

- Tits! - First time to see!

- They're exposed! - First time to see!

Sultrily Scoping The Enemy

Well, boys and girls.

Let's pump it up!

Everyone, run!

Balloon Bust Barrier!

Pussy burns!

Oh, you startled me.

If we talk, you'll understand.

Eat something good.

Do the titty sex thing.

Pearl necklace time!

I think I'm cumming too.

No, we need her alive.

Yoshie!

Your nails are chintzy.

No fair!

You skank!

We're one and the same.

Boss.

We caught them.

You caught them! Good, good.

The thing is the...

The Battle Bust Sisters died.

What? Both of them?

Are you fucking kidding me?! My masterpiece creations!

That, on top of my boy...

The cost of catching two, is not worth it! Not worth it!

What would you have us do?

Kill every last person they know.

Every last one. Get me an assassin!

Call Assassins, Inc.!

We

Kill

Them

For

You

Hello, I need an assassin.

Thank you for calling Assassins, Inc.

Answer questions using your dial pad.

Goddamn it!

If poor, press 1. If rich, press 2.

For fucks sake, 2.

To have target killed immediately, press 1. To...

Bloody hell, 1!

Hold the line for an agent.

Come on, come on, come on.

Hello, this is Assassins, Inc.

What kept you, as swipe?

I'm loaded so give me your best killer!

- Madame Dharma! - What now?

She's here. A beautiful assassin.

I am Kikyo Tachibana.

It means good or bad luck.

Now...

Thank you for your offer.

As per instructions, I will take their lives. "Kikyo"

Must be a put on.

You blind? She's the real deal.

Her eyes... The eyes of a killer.

Well, cutie pie, please kick some ass.

Say, is she showing?

What if she gives birth while killing?

Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate...

Yoshie and Ryuji haven't come back.

Where are you going?

To see the Dharma Family.

No, they'll kill you!

No, they won't.

If I apologize, if they know I'm sorry, they'll understa

I'm going to rescue them!

Stop talking nonsense.

No.

She might be right.

Theoretical physicist Einstein said,

"Peace cannot be kept by force."

"It can only be achieved by understanding."

Thus, I respect Ami's opinion.

Excuse me! Are Yoshie and Ryuji here?

Excuse me!

And?

I'm very sorry for what my sister did.

And?

I'll do anything you ask. So...

Please let Yoshie and Ryuji go.

What good are your words?

All you're doing is linking your ass to your throat and

emitting farting noises! What's the point?

My baby is dead!

I'll do anything.

Well then suck up to these men in a lewd pose.

And say, "Please make me your toy."

Please make me your toy.

You call that lewd? Spread your legs wider. Wider!

Squat. Hands behind your head.

Wiggle around like a monkey in heat.

Please make me your toy.

Suck up more. More!

Excuse me!

Sorry for butting in.

That girl is doing usual idol moves.

I'd like to request that she keep it up.

Interesting. Do it.

Do it right, or else.

Stupid fucking kid...

Here goes.

Come'n make Ami your toy, boy.

I'll get you feeling peachy peachy!

Idiots! Fools! Don't praise the monkey!

Wasn't that nice.

It's not over yet. Now be a toy.

Been a long time.

I'm your arm.

Before we parted ways, you'd call me Te-Te.

My arm...

Why are you here?

What am I doing?

I'm rather bored.

Cuz I was amputated!

I've been thinking back to that day.

I'm so lonely.

Lonely?

Me too.

Of course. Because you and me are the same.

The same.

But Ami, she's not like us.

Ami and we are

different!

Different from us.

Sorry, did I startle you? It's okay.

You're okay.

You almost kicked it.

They cut off your arm and tossed you in the gutter.

That Dharma Family...they're barbarians.

Yoshie didn't come back.

Didn't come back.

Everybody, my name is Kikyo Tachibana.

I'm here to take your life.

A geisha! I love geisha!

What? What the hell is that?

A maniac has come!

That's Kikyo Tachibana. An assassin like me.

Assassin?

I fucking told you! Assassins, Inc. has a directory!

Her fucking name is in it. And she tops the ranking list

Ranking?

What rank is she?

No.1!

No.1 Assassin! And you?

No.5.

Let's go, Kikyo.

Yes, Sister Zero!

If you don't wanna die, then get together!

Got it!

Do it now!

Hey, Ami! Hang in there!

Matsukata!

I can't leave it all to you.

Long ago, I was raised by wolves...

You morons! Nobody move!

There's a shield we can use!

It's okay.

Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate...

Some kind of dragon.

I'm okay. Okay. But it really hurts.

You're gonna die.

Oh, crap!

Yoshie's weapons and her prosthetic arm are over there.

Give them to Ami. Please save our children.

Yeah, okay.

Thanks.

I'm Kikyo Tachibana. May I come in?

Justice Matsukata? I wondered who it was.

I am Scarlet Peony Kikyo.

No wonder I couldn't kill you.

Bastard.

Assassins, Inc. Code, Article 9.

To avoid disadvantageous conflicts, meetings of up to fight!

Shall be held when assassins encounter each other at the

Oops, I almost forgot! I must boil some water.

Assassin tea Killer Grey. Takes exactly five minutes to

Let's begin.

No one has hired you, right?

You know you fell five ranks while you neglected work?

Since then, Scarlet Peony Kikyo has risen to No.1.

Joe Ace is No.2.

Lone Yukiya is No.3.

Well, Matsukata, now you are No.10.

Lose your top 5 standing and you'll lose the privileges

And?

I overheard your conversation.

Are you going to protect that Ami girl?

Why would you do that?

She reminds me of my dead sister.

The others of my dead brother.

You're really odd.

Out of your mind.

Was the Code made for us to fucking chitchat like this?

In that case, want to hear my law?

Fuck off!

This is for my troupe!

Ami... Take care of Yoshie...

Siamese twins... Zero Tachibana, right?

Kikyo is dead!

I'll get you!

Matsukata?

Ami! What do you think?

Everyone died while you were zoned out.

Sun a be died right in front of you!

He told me where Yoshie's arm and weapons are.

What do you fucking think?

I...

Enough! I see! Come here!

I'm going to deliver you a blow with all my might.

Got it?

This is called "Super Iron Fist"! Those unprepared will

Here goes!

Super Iron Fist!

Mayhem incarnate! Well, Ami?

You're kidding me, right? Hey.

She's dead.

Calm down, Ami! Good job! Calm down!

I've made up my mind!

I'm going to kill them! All of them!

And let's save Yoshie and Ryuji!

All better.

I'm sorry.

I'll be back.

Well, shall we go?

Show me how to do that thing you did when we first met.

Justice...

It means, that there are no lies.

You just tell the truth. That's it.

Thanks.

Greetings to all!

Together with my crippled sister, our body parts were so

However, whatever we've been robbed of won't disrupt our

I'm giving it my all!

Now, I'm off to save my friend and my sister.

You may call me Burst Machine Girl!

Rise of the Machine Girls

Hi men a Tsukimiya

Kanon Hanakage

TAK?

Rie Kitahara

Toshie Negishi

Producers Yoshinori Chiba Yoshihiro Nishimura

Original Characters created by Noboru Iguchi

Written & Directed by Yuki Kobayashi

Well, you ready?

Kill!

- You okay? - Yeah.

Then get 'em!

How's it feel, Ami?

Godly!

Alright.

You, asshole!

Come on.

Welcome, Burst Machine Girl.

Wanna see your sister? Before that, deal with her partner.

Numero Uno! My ultimate creation!

Die!

Ryuji!

Ami, you go.

Help Ryuji.

"Numero Uno"

Didn't do much to you. You're still a pushover.

It's regrettable, Ryuji!

Fucking piece of trash!

Did that feel good, shit face?

Don't do it for others! Think and kill for yourself!

Bring it on.

Fuck, you're really strong!

But when killing gets too much,

ask for help. You're just a kid.

Help me.

You're okay now.

The top assassin has come.

It's bedtime for this old lady.

Bitch, you enjoy messing with other folks' families?

Oh, right. Sounds good. I'm all for it. Let's go.

I was a lowly farmer. I worked my way up taking a tooth

How would an unripened pussy know?

At this age, bad back, bad eyes and menopause.

Don't give me your cripple crap, fool.

Where is Yoshie?

Oh, the other little girl. Over there!

Yoshie!

Have you lost your mind like Ryuji?

No!

Did a bit of brainwashing.

But soon she was begging to be my slave.

My ultimate creation. Enjoy.

Yoshie... Why?

Ami...

Come on.

Our lives would be different if we hadn't been sold!

You go on believing that.

Stop!

Shut up!

I'm not like you!

Don't talk like a spoiled brat!

Shut up, tramp!

Listen, dumb-ass!

Alright! You're gonna eat my fist!

Always bitching about the past. Take this and think it o

Until then, think it over. Okay!

Super Iron Fist!

She's dead, no?

Looks dead to me.

Yoshie? Hey, Yoshie!

Come on, get up, Yoshie!

Yoshie! Come on!

Die, idiot.

I told you it was my bedtime.

My menopausal disorder is acting up.

Supplements cost and don't work. Hospitals are always Cr

What a day.

Hey! Old hag!

Old hag?

Let's dance.

Okay.

Burst Machine Girl, we got this.

Run, run The end of the world

We are crippled maidens

Run, run The limits of power

And the scattering of flowers

Why don't I disappear? It hurts

Loaded with kindness

Why can't I ask? It's cruel

I love you You liar

Reach for eternity. Painful tears

To the injured heart

It can't be taken away

by anyone

Stand up, even if missing a part of your body

There's no turning back on the road you pursue

Destroy, destroy The world order

The things you lust for

Destroy, destroy Put your heart into it

And become a butterfly

We give greetings to all Our body parts were cut and sol

We're freaks Heart of noble girls

Your life shall be mine.

The end