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[instrumental music]

[laughs]

Higher! Higher!

[instrumental music]

[laughing]

[blowing raspberry]

[splashing]

Come on in!

[laughing]

What are you waiting for? Come on in!

Shelly! Get out of there! Hurry!

[gasps]

[chuckles]

This is so Spielberg.

[roars]

Michael? Is that you? Cool costume!

You get it from the drama department?

[roars]

I'm not laughing anymore, Michael.

Now, take that thing off.

[grunts] Take it off!

[growls]

(Shelly) 'Michael?'

[gasps]

[Shelly screaming]

[woman grunts]

[panting]

[growls]

[indistinct shouting]

Huh?

[panting]

[all screaming]

[tires screeching]

[indistinct shouting]

What the.. Oh!

- Aah! - Aah!

[snarls]

[roars]

[all screaming]

[roars]

[Vulture screeches]

[indistinct shouting]

[Vulture screeches]

Ah-ah!

[indistinct whimpering]

[screeches]

[theme music]

[music continues]

clank

[gasps] Ooh.

I think you know why we're here, Professor Langstrom.

I was expecting you.

But I had nothing to do with this, I swear!

'I know it looks bad, but after those last'

man-bat experiments, I realized

I could never go down that road again, and I haven't.

Someone has. Any ideas?

There was a breach in my computer's

security program a few weeks ago.

(Batman) 'So, it could be anyone.'

I'm afraid so, but if there's anything

I can do to help, anything at all.

Let's hope it's not too late for that.

[whooshes]

[squawking]

I'll do some snooping around here in the morning.

But what about your school?

This is my school, ever since September.

Tell me you knew that.

(Batgirl) He can give you the atomic weight of iridium

and the private phone number of the president

but does he remember I graduated high school?

No.

[chuckles] And did you hear those

big, bad frat boys when they were running off?

Squealing just like their little girlfriends!

[chuckles] You know, I actually tried to get

'into one of those sororities.'

(male #1) 'You?'

It was a long time ago, David, okay?

And did you see that girl's face

when she figured out it wasn't a costume?

I thought she was gonna--

Justin! Shh.

Come on, Amber. Who pays attention to us?

At least, when we look like this?

Speaking of that

have you cooked up any more of those patches?

It's easy, once you have the recipe.

[elevator bell dings]

[door opens]

[elevator bell dings]

- Not again. - What?

The doof they gave me for a roommate.

[knocking on door]

[indistinct chatter]

What do you want?

What do you think I want, Jake?

This is my room too, you know?

Uh-uh. This party's by invitation only.

'And it's very exclusive.'

[indistinct chatter]

[grunts] Ooh!

(Jake) 'What a newbie.'

You okay?

You should tell the dorm advisor about this.

Mind your own business.

Hmm!

[bats squawking]

Come on, Jake. They're closing.

Yeah, yeah.

[instrumental music]

[screams]

[roars]

[gasps]

[grunts]

[panting]

[screeches]

[grunts]

[growls]

[screams]

- 'Help!' - I'm at school.

Better come quick, assuming you can remember

which school it is.

[panting]

[growling]

No. Please.

[grunts]

Don't worry.

I'm only going to make you into more of a party animal.

[grunts]

Ooh, wh-what are you doing?

(Fox) 'Oh, you'll see.'

(Batgirl) 'Hold it.'

[dramatic music]

[grunting]

He's gone now. It's okay.

- Ugh! - Or not.

[grunting]

I did it!

Then we better get out of here, quick!

(Batman) 'What's the rush?'

Come on!

[screeches]

[roars]

[crackling]

[grunts]

[screaming]

[screeches]

whirr

[screeches]

[grunts]

[snarls]

[snarling]

[yelps]

- Hey, we got a problem. - No kidding.

[pounding on door]

[roaring]

[roars]

Oh! Aah!

[growls]

Come on. I've seen this movie before.

[growling]

[panting]

[grunts]

Huh! Okay. What's the plan?

- Move! - Good plan.

[snarling]

[glass shatters]

[indistinct shouting]

This is where we call in the Justice League, right?

For a monkey? They'd throw me out in two seconds.

[whistles]

So, how did you do on the test?

Uh! Aah!

[strumming]

[roaring]

[roars]

[screams]

[groans]

[bats squawking]

- Langstrom. - Huh!

There was another creature attack tonight. An ape.

This is a blood sample I took from him.

'If you're serious about wanting to help'

'see if you can come up with an antidote.'

I'll get to work on it.

There are probably some mutagens in here that..

[bats squawking]

(man on TV) 'Before they took him away'

'police questioned the so-called gorilla boy'

'but got few answers.'

Frankly, we don't know what's been causing this.

As of this point, we're ready to call in animal control.

Ha. Looks like you've got this room all to yourself now.

What a coincidence.

[laughs]

Hey. What are you laughing at?

Jake's in the hospital now. It's not funny.

Boo-hoo.

You saw what a jerk he was.

Doesn't mean he deserved that.

People tend to get exactly what they deserve, sunshine.

Maybe you will, too.

[laughter]

I think I know who the next monkey's gonna be.

(Justin) 'Shh! Quiet, Amber.'

(man on TV) 'We go now live'

'to Gotham University President'

'Dr. Stephen Phillips.'

After last night's incident

I'm calling for all Gotham University students

to have DNA tests that will determine

who's been abusing mutagenic chemicals.

Tests will begin tomorrow morning.

He can't do that!

Isn't that, like, invasion of primacy?

Privacy. And it's not legal. No way!

But what if everyone else takes the test, and we don't?

- 'They'd know it was us!' - Hmm.

David?

What if everyone had the mutagen in their systems?

What are you talking about?

Well, I've always said this place was a zoo.

What if it really turned into one?

[engine revving]

- Where you been? - Langstrom's lab.

He put together an antidote to the mutagen.

Good, 'cause we're gonna need it soon.

You sure?

(Batgirl) 'Give me a second.'

[keys clanking]

I'm sure.

Because unless the university's

stuffing their dorm pillows

with vulture feathers

I found our bird girl and her two friends.

[instrumental music]

- Where's everybody going? - Big football game tonight.

The dorm's so empty, we could probably

walk through the front door.

But where's the fun in that?

[Batclaw fires]

Think they're at the game?

They're not the school spirit types.

What type are they?

The type no one notices until it's too late.

Misfits.

Everyone fits in somewhere.

The hard part is finding the right place.

(Batgirl) 'Blueprints? For what?'

What are you saving it for? Put it all in.

I want everybody to get their share.

What was that?

Must be the kick-off. Our timing's perfect.

Get the detonator.

[cell phone ringing]

What?

We got visitors.

Batman and Batgirl.

I don't believe it! Better get up here.

[grunts]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[shattering]

[grunting]

[Vulture screeches]

[growls]

- 'Nice poochie.' - Lab animals.

[growling]

[snarls]

[grunting]

Time for the antidote.

[grunting]

[roars]

[screeches]

(Batman) She's got the antidote!

[screeches]

boom

[roars]

[grunts]

[roars]

[instrumental music]

You know, you were a real inspiration to me, Batman.

I was an inspiration to you?

When I was a kid, I saw you way up on a skyscraper.

You had everything I ever wanted.

Power, freedom, no one to answer to.

And then, there was the whole animal thing, too.

You might have seen me, but you sure didn't understand.

Well, I understand now.

You're a sell-out, a flunkie for the cops. That's all.

And you've turned yourself into a cheap circus act.

[snarls]

Not helping.

You want to talk about a circus?

Pretty soon, I'm going to turn the stadium

into the world's biggest freak show, thanks to this.

'But you're not gonna live to see it.'

[hissing]

[snarls]

[dramatic music]

[snarls]

(male announcer) 'And now, for your halftime pleasure'

'the Gotham University marching band!'

[crowd cheering]

Go, Gotham!

Go..

Gotham?

[screeches]

[crowd gasps]

[indistinct shouting]

(David) Shower's over.

[indistinct shouting]

Once this goes off, a cloud of mutagen

will cover half the campus.

[snakes hissing]

Get back.

[grunts]

[beeping]

[explosion]

[beeping]

All set.

[growls]

[men grunting]

[groaning]

[growls]

hiss

[Shark grunting]

What?

[grunting]

[screeches]

[grunts]

[screeches]

hiss

[coughs]

[grunting]

thud

[dramatic music]

[clanking]

[Batarang whirring]

clang

[electricity sizzling]

No!

whirr

Ah! Ugh!

[groaning]

[roaring]

Uh-oh.

[screeches]

[explosions]

[indistinct shouting]

[screeches]

[grunts]

[screeches]

[snarls]

[dramatic music]

[screeches]

thud

[screams]

- You okay? - Yeah.

(Batgirl) 'What's gonna happen to him and the other two now?'

Hard to say, but I have a feeling

that wherever they end up

they're still gonna have trouble fitting in.

[dramatic music]