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(majestic music)

(slow r&b music)

- [Terri] I've always been different.

I'm my own woman and I do things my own way.

I'm the oldest of two girls,

so that should tell you a lot about my personality.

I'm independent but yet spoiled.

Daddy's girl but who cares.

And my best friends are three guys.

They're all like brothers to me.

I know it sounds funny but it's true.

All guys.

Let me tell you about them.

Derek, everything a woman can ask for in a man.

Tall, dark and handsome.

Very smart and has a great job.

And I hear the sex is great.

Derek recently got married and

is dedicating himself to one woman.

- Sir, don't forgot you got two client meetings today.

And can I get you anything?

- Uh, some coffee would be great Wade.

- Yes sir.

Right away sir.

Oh, and Mrs. Taylor sent some flowers

with a very nice thank you card.

I placed them in the conference room.

- Thanks Wade.

- [Wade] Yes sir.

- Alright.

- [Terri] Now Barrett is the sweetheart of the group.

Very sweet, romantic and endearing.

A pleaser in every sense of the word.

- Good morning to me.

- Busy day?

- Oh, as busy as can be.

Let me set this down for a second.

I have a little surprise for you

if you have time to meet me for lunch today.

- Of course.

- I love you.

- I love you more.

- I have to go but I will see you at later.

- Okay.

- [Terri] And then there's Tyson.

Photographer by day and man whore by night.

He's the one I have to warn a

few of my female friends about.

But I'm very protective and only want the best for him.

- Good.

Right there, right there.

Perfect.

We're done.

Good job.

Good job.

- You too.

- [Terri] In a weird way we complete each other.

I trust him with all of my heart

and that is rare to come by these days.

- And here it is.

I bought it.

- Wow.

You really did it, huh.

- Yeah.

Just a little something different to invest into.

- Yep, and that's when you know you have too much money.

You don't even know what to do with it.

- Yeah, the previous owners they were trying to get out.

I mean, they even left all of their furniture

and everything.

So, I called my lawyer.

Checked the numbers.

Everything looked great.

I said, "Why not?"

You only live once.

- True, true.

And I'm happy for you.

- Thank you.

- And what does Stacey think?

- So, I'm thinking about putting a D.J. booth

like right over in this corner.

And over here like maybe another small bar or something.

- Derek.

- [Derek] Huh.

- What does Stacey think about all of this?

- I didn't exactly tell her.

- What?

- Look, I told her I was investing in something

but I didn't tell her it was a club.

- Derek, why?

Why do you do things like this?

- I need your help.

- No.

- Please.

- No, I'm not getting involved in this.

This is your mess, figure it out.

Alright, fine.

Okay.

What do you want me to do?

- Okay.

I want you to take her out.

You know, have a girls night out or something.

Tell her for me.

I will pay for everything.

- Oh God.

- Does that mean yes?

Terri, you gonna do it?

Terri.

* I spend money, money, money, money, money, money

* I spend money, money, money, money, money, money

* Listen, I spend money, money, money

- Alright T, will you please do me this favor.

- No man, I'm not doing it.

- Come on, I know you have a plug up there at Four Magazine.

I mean, you could just shoot her

and then submit here with your mocks.

- B, you know the same people I know over there.

Hell probably even more.

- Oh yeah, but I'm kind of on their bad side right now.

- Damn man.

What you do this time?

- It's just some business stuff that went sour.

It's really nothing major.

Anyways man, I need this.

This artist I have, she's amazing.

You know, I think she's my ticket.

- Okay.

Alright.

Send her over there Thursday around noon.

I'll see what I can do.

- You're the man T.

You know that, don't you?

- Chill out, chill out, chill out.

Look no promises but I'll take a look at her.

- That's all I could ask.

- It's cool.

- You know I love you though.

(laughing)

My man, take it easy.

- Alright.

(upbeat music)

- [Terri] I guess you're wondering

how I fit into the equation.

Well, I'm not sure how.

I just do.

I understand them, listen to them

and I see them for the men that they are.

Hmm, that's probably the reason why I'm still single.

* Everybody knows who you are

* Dancing non stop at the bar

* Your love is so bizarre

- Girl, do you even own a mirror?

- And what is that supposed to mean?

- Are you even trying to get a man

with your presentation looking like this?

- Julian my presentation is fine.

Thanks.

- Girl, if I was into fish and I'm not,

I wouldn't even throw bait your way.

- Well, good thing I'm not looking for a man, huh.

- We are always looking for men

and men are always looking for us.

- Julian can I help you with something, anything?

- And a nasty attitude.

Girl, you better get your life.

I'm just trying to help.

- Okay, okay.

- Anyway, I'm just here for the article

'cause you know boss lady she don't

like when nothing's late even her period.

- It's coming along just give me 'til this afternoon.

- Okay honey, okay.

Girl, how's your book coming along?

- I just got a title so far.

But I don't know writing this book now

with so much going on, bad idea.

- It's okay honey.

Take your time.

It'll come along.

By this afternoon, girl.

- Uh-huh.

- You know I think I can make that happen.

Alright.

One second honey.

I'm sorry.

My cat, I mean my wife just got here.

Can I call you back later?

- I missed you.

- I missed you too.

* Everybody knows who you are

* Dancing non-stop across the bar

* Your love is so bizarre

* Yeah, superstar

* Superstar status

* Can she grow with it

* It's kind of strange that I think I need to go and get it

* She a boss

* And I'm a boss too

* You had it too

* You had it coming with the best moves

* Who knew as bizarre as it may sound

- Sir, are you okay?

Sir.

- Wake up.

I'm fine.

- We kind of heard everything.

- Yeah, she was just popping some kinks out of my back.

- Okay.

(hip hop music)

* Call it no limits

* Give me what you want

* Make it last

* Press them daddy

* Simple math

* Me and you plus her

* That's a triple threat

* I can take it there

* You just show ya ass

* Everybody knows who you are

* She the finest high class superstar

* Your love is so bizarre

* That superstar

- So, I was thinking about the wedding.

Maybe we can do something a little different

outside the traditional church wedding.

You know, something a little more memorable.

- My folks are traditional Barrett.

I think they want us to just have

a church wedding like they did.

- They.

With all due respect babe this is our wedding.

I mean, this is your day.

What do you want?

- I don't know what I want yet.

I just know I want my parents to be okay with everything.

It's really important to me that we have their blessing.

- Okay.

I understand.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- So I'm in my office on the phone with a client

and she comes in and gives me the straight business man.

- [Barrett] Wow.

- [Derek] I'm like.

- Man, that's like something straight out of a movie.

- [Derek] I know.

- Is that all you men think about?

- What?

- Sex.

Are men that simple to where just a little sex

can get you to do whatever we want?

- [Group] Yes.

(laughter)

- Ridiculous.

- No, but seriously, you know, sex is a part of it.

- Not for women.

- It goes both ways Terri.

- See I agree with that right there.

I mean, both men and women enjoy sex.

I mean, I just think in most women or in most cases,

women are a little more aware of who and how many they see.

- Boom, exactly.

- Okay, you're right, you're right.

But to take it a step further,

on most cases, women want sex for the emotional connection.

Not just to get banged out for five minutes.

- 10.

- Unsatisfied, of course, and that's it?

- [Derek] What?

- I said in most cases.

- So what are you saying?

You don't think men can abstain from having sex?

- No, I don't.

- Feels like a challenge to me.

I propose a bet.

- Okay, see that's your problem right there man.

- [Derek] What?

- Always gambling, losing money.

(group grumbling)

- I mean a simple bet between close friends.

- Close friends.

- Yeah, yeah, let's do it.

- Now you in?

- 30 days, no sex.

- Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- [Derek] I don't mean like that.

I mean that's a little bit much don't you think?

- No, no, not at all.

Let's see if men can do what you say you can do.

Between the three of you, let's

see who can last the longest.

- 30 days.

- [Terri] Yeah.

- Okay, so what's the bet.

- [Terri] Self respect.

- [Tyson] Pass.

(laughter)

Oh hell no.

- I say $1,000 to the winner. - Okay, alright.

Now we're talking.

- I like that, I like that.

But let's make it worth it.

I say $5,000 to the winner.

- I can see how quick your egos

just took over the challenge, but whatever.

It's gonna be fun to watch.

- [Barrett] I'm in.

- I just got me some, I'm definitely in.

- Ty?

- When do we start?

- Soon as you raise your glass.

- God damn.

- Come on man.

- [Tyson] Alright man.

- Oh yeah.

- [Terri] Alright.

Okay so here are the rules.

No sex of any kind, that includes oral.

- Ugh. - Jesus man.

- Okay, no masturbating.

- Barrett Jermaine Akins.

That's you.

- No anything.

For 30 days.

- Is there anything else?

- No, that's the 30 Day Rule.

Good luck gentlemen.

- Can we at least watch porn?

(laughter)

- What?

Why would you want to watch it if you can't...

You know what B, go ahead and do that bruh.

- You do that.

- He said watch...

- Alright fellas, raise 'em up.

30 days.

(piano music)

- Are you okay? - Yeah babe.

There's no way this is a king.

Jesus.

(door creaking)

(water running)

- You have time to join me?

- Um, no, I gotta go to the thing.

- The thing?

- Yeah the thing.

- You mean work?

- Uh yeah, that.

- Well have a nice day.

- [Derek] Bye.

(seductive music)

- We got the light on it there.

That looks real good.

- Preciate that.

- Ooh that looks good too.

Great job man.

- Give me a couple of days, man,

I'll get these right back to you.

- Thank you sir, as always it's a pleasure working with you.

- No doubt, likewise man.

Hey, keep sending 'em my way.

- Will do, will do.

(seductive music)

- Mr. Young?

- Give me one second, I'll be right with you.

- Mr. Young.

- Yes, oh.

- My name is Cleo James from Four Magazine.

- Oh yeah, and what can I do for you Ms. James?

- I'm here to speak to you about a job.

- A job.

- Mm hmm.

- Okay, what you trying to shoot?

- I don't think you understand Mr. Young.

We want you to come shoot for Four.

We like your work, so much so that

I had to come meet you in person for myself.

- Wow, I don't know what to say.

- Oh you don't have to say anything.

We can discuss over dinner.

- Okay.

- So just let me know what time you're available

and I'll send a driver to pick you up.

- A driver.

That's good.

- Good.

See you soon.

(seductive music)

- Girl I can't believe that they agreed to that bet.

- Yep, sure did.

- Well who you think gone win?

- Barrett, he's a sweetheart.

- Isn't the cutie pie white boy that's engaged?

- Mm hmm, but out of all the guys, he has the best shot.

- But who gone lose?

- Ty.

- What?

- He can't commit to anything when it comes to a woman

- Derek's the perv, but he's married

so he has a better chance of outlasting Ty, I know.

- But we all know you have no problem

keeping those legs closed honey.

Girl the last time anybody was down there,

George Bush was in the White House

running this country straight to hell.

- Shut up.

- I'm just being honest.

You know what?

That's why you mad all the time.

Girl you got all this built up aggression.

You need to relate, relax, and release.

Boop.

- Yeah.

(laughter)

- [Tyson] Good, work, right there, right there.

Perfect. - Told you she was hot.

- B, chill out man, let me do my thing.

- Good, good.

- I'm just saying.

She is isn't she?

- Take five Nefertiti, let me talk to your manager.

(seductive music)

So tell me something.

- What's up?

- Did you know Four was coming to see me

when you asked me to shoot her?

- Come again?

- B.

- I mean, I knew, but I didn't know.

- What?

- Alright so here's the deal.

I had heard that they were interested

in working with you on something big.

Okay, I just didn't know what

or when they would step to you.

- You something else man.

I'm ready for you sweetie.

- Okay so, is it something big?

- I don't know yet.

I guess we'll see and you're welcome.

- I love it.

Alright, well let me get out of your

way so you can do your thing.

- Yeah man, you do that.

- Nefertiti, you just keep doing what you're doing, alright?

You look amazing.

Y'all take it easy. - Alright man.

Alright let's go let's turn it up.

Here we go.

This is for the money.

Money, good, good, good,

beautiful, beautiful.

Give it to me, give it to me, yeah.

Yeah.

Spit something.

Ooh get it hot 16.

(rap music)

- So, my Derek said you had something important to tell me?

- [Terri] That motherf...

Um, yeah, yeah, but I just think it's better

if it comes from him than me.

- Wait, what's going on?

You two having an affair?

- Hell no.

(laughter)

- Okay, scared me girl.

- Why would you immediately go there?

Like is something going on between you two?

- No, I mean he was just acting weird.

- No girl, no, he doesn't know how to tell you.

You know how he can be.

- Um, what do you mean?

Oh my God Terri, he want a divorce.

- No Stacy, he invested in a club.

That's the big news.

- Oh, girl he texted me that this morning.

- I am so proud of him.

He told me something about you wanted to do a big surprise

party for Barrett and Carly at the club?

- Yep, that's it.

- Come on girl, we'll talk

about business later. - Evil.

- I love surprise parties.

Ooh these'd be cute on you girl.

Your color?

- No.

- Okay.

What else we got in here?

Oh, look at this girl.

(group talking)

- I'm his best friend, thank you.

Sheesh.

- Sir, I'm sorry she's very rude

and obviously wasn't taught any manners.

- It's alright Wade, she's my sister.

- Yes sir.

- Thank you, bye bye.

Close the door.

- Hey how'd it go?

- Oh you know how it went, ass.

- What did I do?

- You set me up.

- She already knew about the club.

- Oh yeah, well I kinda had to don't you think?

- Oh my God.

- Look, you the one that told me

I had to tell her, remember?

- So I'm assuming the whole point

of her taking me out to lunch was

for her to tell me that I'm throwing

a party for Barrett and Carly at your club?

- Oh that.

- Yeah that.

- Look I tried to get wifey to do it.

I might have mentioned that you like

to throw parties and it went from there.

- So you just volunteered me like,

you know, I don't have a life.

- Terri you and I both know you have nothing to do.

- That is beside the point.

- Hey wait, that's mine.

Hey wait a minute, that's mine.

That's, Terri, that's...

You can have it.

- So we want you exclusively at Four.

I think it would be a big boost to your career and

personally I wouldn't mind having you around to look at.

- I thought this was all business.

- Oh it's always business.

But I also make time for pleasure as well.

- It's hot.

- So.

Do you have the time?

- Hmm.

It's 9:30.

- Sounds like perfect timing to me.

- Let's go.

(moaning)

- What? - Oh nothing.

- What? - Nothing.

- What?

- I've gotta get my uncle from the airport.

- Your uncle? - Damn.

- Like right now?

- Yes, right now.

I'm sorry.

Cover this up, it's beautiful.

- Wow, okay.

- I'm sorry, I really really really really want this.

- No it's fine.

- It slipped my mind.

- It's okay, baby.

We'll have time. - I'm sorry.

We just don't have time right now.

- Okay, I gotta go?

- Yeah you have to go.

You got this, you got that, nothing else?

- My shoes.

- I'm a send them to you.

(laughter)

(door opening)

- Hey.

- [Barrett] What?

- Calm down.

- I'm sorry.

My nerves are freaking shot.

- It's only been three days Barrett.

Sheesh.

- I know, that's what's crazy.

It's like everything is magnified

by sex now because of this.

- That's cause you're more aware of it.

Just don't think about it.

- [Barrett] Okay.

- Anyway, I'm here for the stuff for the party

that I'm supposed to be spearheading.

- Right there.

- How sweet.

- Yeah, I started taking some pictures of us

when we first started dating.

Kind of like a little scrap book, you know,

to remember things by.

I don't know, I know it's silly.

- No, it's beautiful.

She'll love it.

You okay?

- [Barrett] Yeah.

- Barrett really?

- I don't know, I mean, I'm just scared I guess.

I mean, I want to give her everything she wants.

But her parents have so much control over her

that I don't know, it just scares me.

- Have you tried to talk to her about it?

- Of course, but she just blows the conversation off

every time and I don't want to make her upset or anything.

- Well, I can understand that.

But know I'm here if you need anything.

- Maybe you can talk to her.

- Ugh no, what is wrong with you guys?

Why do everybody want me to be the

middle man in their relationships?

Derek first, now you?

I'm starting to like Tyson more and more.

He don't have these type of problems.

- Tyson?

Wow.

Alright.

(crying)

- Man, I can't do it.

Man you can have the money.

She got in the bed with a thong on man.

A thong.

(crying)

Man, you can have the money man.

Oh my Jesus, help me.

Help me lord.

You understand me?

(crying)

- 5,000.

5,000.

5,000.

Okay, 5,000.

(hysterical laughter)

I can do this.

I can do this, I can do this.

I can do this.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Breathe.

(seductive music)

- I'm so glad you decided to join our company.

- Mm hmm.

Well, you gave me a lot to think about.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

That's good, good stuff.

- There's something I want to give you to think about.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- Wait?

Why?

- I want this to work, you and I.

I want to see where it goes.

But that is gonna mess things up.

- Most men only want one thing.

- I'm not most men.

And I don't mind waiting.

(seductive music)

- Okay.

I can do that.

Then you won't mind sleeping in the same bed together.

- [Man On TV] I understand, I understand, I'll get it.

Yes.

I need to know where your husband's safe is.

He has the military file.

(text alert)

- He won't call.

- [Man On Tv] You give me that, we walk away.

Do you not understand that I will kill you.

(text alert) - You ain't gonna call.

(text alert)

Yeah I'm sure.

(moan)

I need a shower.

Damn, and a drink, and a drink, yeah.

I want a drink.

- This some bullshit man.

- Look at the bright side guys.

I don't know about y'all but Carly

has been all over me lately.

It's like she's more drawn to me now than ever.

- Yeah that's true.

I don't know how they do it.

Yo man.

What's wrong with you?

- Look don't laugh.

Y'all know I've been seeing this girl for some time right?

I think I'm falling for her.

- [Barrett] Wait, what?

- You done slept with her haven't you?

Man, you done hit it haven't you?

- No and that's what makes it that much worse man.

- Whoa, whoa, let me get this right.

You ain't slept with the girl.

You ain't even touched her.

But you falling in love with her?

(laughter)

- Whatever man.

- Hey come on bro, where you going man?

- This why I don't talk to y'all man.

- Come on man.

Oh man come on, give me my candy bar man.

Man come on man.

- Hey that was mean.

- But it was very funny man.

- You're right, you're right.

- Oh man look, I gotta get up out of here bro.

I'ma holla at you later alright bruh.

- Cool.

(laughter)

(slow jazz music)

- He hasn't touched me in weeks.

I'm starting to think there's something wrong.

Like maybe he doesn't want me anymore.

- You know come to think about it,

Derek's been acting the same way.

You know I normally can't keep his hands off me.

- Anything you want to tell us Terri?

- Um, not that I know of.

- Look you know everything about them so tell us something.

Are they cheating?

- Cheating?

No.

- Then what is going on with our

normally extremely horny men?

- I don't know.

- You know my mother always told me never

trust a woman that's too close to your man.

- Excuse me?

- She didn't mean nothing by that Terri.

- Actually I did.

You don't find it weird that a single woman

is hanging around three men?

Two of which are happily in relationships?

- First of all, I knew them way

longer than either one of you have, okay.

They're my friends, my real friends.

So you can sit and think all you want.

Secondly, while you're worried about me.

You should be worried about Barrett and his feelings.

- Oh, okay, where is that nail tech, when is he coming?

- He loves you Carly and he's doing everything

in his power to keep you happy and

you're not even acknowledging his effort.

You two have some great men, okay.

That love and cherish the grounds that you walk on.

I'm not gonna sacrifice my friendship for your insecurities.

I don't have the time.

- Um, well that went left quickly.

(grunts)

Ah, what a long day.

I'm so tight.

How was your day?

- Um, busy.

I didn't get the chance to hit the gym today so

I came down here to blow off some steam.

(moan)

- So I see.

- That's it.

(moaning)

- Where has this been?

- Right here.

I'm about to wear you out.

- Oh baby.

(voices on TV in background)

- Why you so quiet?

- Just thinking.

- About?

- You ever get tired of being alone?

- Lord, nope, I'm hardly ever alone girl.

- Man I'm not talking about sleeping

with every chick you come across.

Okay, I'm talking about really being with somebody.

- Nope.

Relationship thing's kind of overrated.

- And what about this new girl you're dating?

- What about her?

She cool.

You know, I like her a lot.

She's different from me.

Scares me though.

- That's a good thing.

But what scares you?

- Just the same thing that scares everybody else.

Getting hurt.

- And what makes you think that's gonna happen.

- It's not.

I try to avoid the possibility if I can.

I've seen what it can do to people.

You know, my moms and all.

- I think I'm going on a date.

- Really?

That should be fun, right?

- I think so, I need to be wine and dined for a change.

- For a change?

You don't consider all this wining and dining?

You got some ginger ale right there.

You got some room temperature water.

You ungrateful as hell. - No.

- That's why you single right now.

- Whatever.

- Got a man right here treating you real good.

- No, uh uh.

That ain't it.

- Nasty attitude too.

- Yup.

- That's why I don't like you

coming in my house. - I don't care, I'ma

come over anyway.

- I could be with a female right now.

And I'm sitting here being with you watching this movie.

Cause you own it. - Movie, just watch it.

And eat your popcorn.

Silence.

- This is my house though.

- Okay.

(sighs)

(text alert)

- You want more?

- Hell yeah.

(moans)

(slow jazz music)

- [Terri] Now this is the point in the story

where things start to get interesting.

Me?

On a date?

Let's see how this goes.

Well, well, well.

Look at this.

- Wow, you look amazing.

- Thank you.

- I was actually kind of surprised when you called.

I figured you weren't interested.

Forgot all about your boy.

- No, just timing and you did give

me something to entice me, remember?

- Timing yes, perfect timing it was.

- Oh yeah?

- Yes ma'am.

I've been looking forward to this for quite some time.

- And why is that?

I'm sure you get the attention of any woman you want.

- Here we go, girl listen.

It's not the attention of just any woman that I want.

There has to be something special.

Something alluring.

- Do tell.

- You're beautiful, smart, funny,

I think you can make me a very happy man.

And it takes a lot for me to admit that.

- Hmm, you barely even know me Larry.

- I've known you for three years.

You may not have been paying attention to me but,

me?

I've done watched you develop into this

beautiful butterfly and one of the best friends in Atlanta.

- What's my favorite color?

- Pink.

- Nope.

What are my favorite books I like to read?

Where do I like to shop?

What's my favorite food?

- I get it, I get it.

But listen, I'd like to know all of those things about you.

If you'd be willing to give me a chance.

- Hmm, you are sexy.

- Am I?

- Yes you are.

- Sexy enough to get away with kissing you right now?

- Maybe.

- Then let's see.

That was...

That was everything I hoped it would be and some.

- [Terri] So far so good.

(moaning from computer)

(door opening)

- Hey babe, hey.

- What are you doing?

- Uh, I was just trying to get some work done.

This stupid computer froze.

- In the dark?

- Yeah, kinda.

- Kinda what?

- It was kinda dark.

- Dinner's ready.

- Okay.

- Babe, no I'm seriously,

I'm trying, I'm doing everything

control alt delete, I'm not, like

this thing sucks, I mean really?

I could've, the lotion..

(moaning from computer)

(slow jazz music)

(moans)

- This is great an all, but um I think...

- You think what?

Come on girl, you like me don't you?

- No, I do, I do, I just think we should take it slow.

- Slow?

Slow is okay.

Slower. - Great.

- So, can I come in.

- Not tonight.

- Wow.

Okay.

- Um, is that all you wanted?

- No, I just figured since we're all, you know.

Come on girl, yeah, I bet you liked that didn't you?

You like it rough huh?

- [Terri] Did he just?

(whining)

- Another night of porn.

(classical music)

- [Terri] I should have known.

And this is why I don't date.

It always starts out good.

- Don't feel bad man, I didn't make it either.

- Oh yeah, so we just had the greatest talk

about the wedding and the future and all.

And then one thing led to another and

your boy was done.

- I can't believe we let Ty.

Ty of all people beat us.

- It's so bad dude.

We are never going to hear the end of that one.

- Well maybe you shouldn't tell him.

- I got your back bro.

- A bet is a bet, can't do that.

- You can be so white sometimes.

- What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Like me being white has anything to do with it.

What about you being black?

No, hold on check that, very damn black.

(laughter)

What about that?

- Well.

We got a few more days before the 30 days is up.

- I don't know man, he's doing pretty good.

- Yeah, but we'll see.

- Hey, y'all doing alright in here?

- [Derek] Doing great.

- Okay, well make sure you guys come

to the juice bar before you leave.

- Will do, thank you.

Ooh, she's a cutie.

Little, but cute.

- I don't know though bro, I like her hair.

It's different.

- See that's what I'm talking about.

- [Barrett] What?

- Man you say the craziest thing sometimes.

- It's not because I'm white.

- [Derek] Right.

* I miss your light

* You and I kiss

* When we both touch lips

* In the middle of the night

* I miss your light

(knocking)

- Busy?

- Hey.

No, come on.

- So how's it going?

- It's going great, I mean, look I'm at Four Magazine.

It's good stuff.

- Yeah, they're hearing great things about you around here.

- Cool, cool.

Hey you want to grab some lunch?

- Um, that would be great but I have a thing so.

Rain check?

- Yeah sure.

- Great.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hey.

- What's up?

- Is everything okay?

Haven't been seeing much of you lately.

- It's been a little busy.

You understand right?

- Right.

- Good.

See you later.

- Okay.

* It's a whole bunch of times

* when I thought about giving up

* I can't give it up

* I can't, can't give it up

* I thought about dropping the mic

* Burying my pain

* Burying my thoughts

* I can't give it up

* I can't, can't give it up

* But it's like it's more than music with me

* Music's life

* I can't give it up

* I can't, can't give it up

* Who would I be if I gave up?

* I'd be you

(pages turning)

- It's flawless as usual.

- Thank you.

- You have a real writing talent.

Have you ever thought of moving over

to writing full fledged articles as opposed to your column?

- Yes ma'am, I've thought about it,

but I, I enjoy my column.

I get to express my opinion and people can relate.

Just as much therapy for me as it is for them.

- Well I can definitely see that

and your column has been one of the most attractive

columns since you've joined us.

- Thank you.

- But I feel like there's more to you

than what you're giving us in your daily column.

I've seen a lot of writers come and go.

But none quite like you.

If you can reach your full potential,

you could be a force to be reckoned with.

- Wow.

Thank you, thank you.

That means a lot coming from you.

- I look forward to reading that book from you.

- If I could ever finish it.

- I'm sure you will.

- I can't believe you're making me do this.

- Hey, my sister's home from school

and she asked us over for dinner.

- Us?

You mean you right?

- No, she asked about you and I told

her that you would love to come.

- Why?

Your sister is crazy as hell.

- Shut up, gosh.

(whispering to each other)

(yelling in excitement)

- I was just happy to see you too.

- Come here and give me a hug boy.

So silly.

Come on in, I got dinner ready for you.

I'm so glad you done came home.

Look who it is everybody.

- [Group] Hey.

(laughter)

- Have a seat.

Good to see you.

- Ooh yes.

Look who it is.

- Lisa shut your fast ass mouth.

- Hey dad.

- I'm sorry you know how your sister is.

Hey baby.

Boy if you screwing my daughter

I'm gonna beat you. - Daddy.

- Joe, leave that boy alone.

- I'm just saying.

I know what kind of pictures he take.

Ass.

Sit right here.

Cause I'ma keep both of these black burnt

eyes on you tonight brother.

- Looks good mama.

- Looks good?

It should.

It took a long to cook this raggedy ass meal.

I've been waiting three hours.

I done forgot how food taste I

been waiting so long to cook. - Like I said, Terri.

- Baby.

- Thank you baby.

- So sis, how long you in town for?

- Um, just a few days.

- Look here boy.

- Huh?

- You still taking them nasty pictures?

- Nope, I never did that sir.

- Joe.

So, how's work honey?

- Work is good.

Keeping me busy and I can't complain.

- Hey, hey who's your service contacts?

I need a favor from you.

Send me those pictures electronically.

(Tyson choking)

- UPS, FedEx? - You alright, Ty, you okay?

- Mm hmm.

- He alright.

Diane just mind your business.

Talk amongst yourselves.

We got this.

- Terri, you know I was thinking.

Maybe it would be a good idea if you

took some time off work and you focus

on that book you been trying to write.

I know how important it is so why don't

you just try to focus on that for a while?

- Yeah I know mom, but I got bills to pay

and it's just not that easy to take off work.

- I understand.

- And people depend on the column I write.

- Yeah right.

(moan)

- Boy what the hell is wrong with you?

- Is everything okay Tyson?

- Yeah everything's great. - You okay?

- It's just been a while since I

had a nice home cooked meal.

- Well thank you, I'm glad you could join us.

- Hey, don't forget now, tonight, send me those pictures.

I get a pay per view and the tell her, I'm telling you.

- Joseph.

- What you want Diane?

- I can hear you.

- Well guess what?

Unhear me.

I'm talking to him.

- So that's what this was?

A bet?

Wow.

- Yep.

- We thought both of y'all were cheating.

- Cheating?

I would never.

- Look we were just trying to prove

that men could control themselves

when it came to having sex.

- Oh well you did such a good job baby.

Not even a whole 20 days, huh.

- Wow.

- See, at least I lasted longer than him.

- Yes you did baby.

- Thank you.

- You know, I think I owe Terri an apology.

- For what?

- Well, we...

- I...

- Kind of accused her of having

inappropriate relationships with you guys.

- You did what?

Why?

- I don't know, I was in my feelings

and you didn't want anything to do

with me sexually, so there.

- We've known Terri a long time.

She's like one of the guys.

- Except for boobs.

- And a nice butt.

No, no seriously, she's important to us.

And we would appreciate it if the both of you

will accept her as part of our family.

- I think that's fair.

- Thank you.

- Of course.

- Thank you Ty for everything.

It means a lot.

- No problem.

Oh, I almost forgot, hold on.

Okay, so I got something for you.

The newest one out from your favorite author.

Wrapped in your favorite color.

- Thank you.

- No, thank you.

This whole no sex thing has got me

thinking about things completely different.

I think I'm finally ready to commit

to Cleo.

- Uh, really?

How sweet.

- Yeah, actually I'm running late.

- Terri baby is everything okay?

- Yeah, yeah he just had somewhere to be.

- Hmm, you sure you're alright.

- How did you know that dad was the one?

(laughter)

- Oh that crazy man.

He listened.

Mm hmm.

When it comes to love, it's the

little things that matter the most baby.

- Little things.

(upbeat rap music)

* I be catching feelings

* I be catching feelings

* Every time we meet up

* You see that I be wanting you

* Cause when you come around

* I'm putting on a front for you

* You caught me

* Cause you know I got eyes for you

* I be catching feelings

* I be catching feelings

* You like the girl

* That I see on the poster

* Five A Caramel, I see a little mocha

* You remind me of my boss in Delinzy.

* Pretty smile and her favorite drink is some whiskey

* Crew love hey

* Me and my girl Sue

(doorbell)

(door bell)

- Hey, just thought I would surprise you.

Surprise!

- I'm surprised.

So sweet of you to stop by but uh...

- Listen, listen, listen.

This won't take long

I just got something I need to say, okay?

- Mm hmm.

- I'm so nervous.

I think I'm finally ready to.

- What is taking daddy's baby so long?

- Um, baby this is one of my new photographers, Tyson.

- Good brother, how you doing?

Nice to meet you man.

- Tyson this is my husband.

Harrison.

He just got back in the country.

- You wanna come in and have a drink.

- No, no, no he doesn't want to come in.

No he's fine.

- You sure?

You speaking for him?

- No I just.

- We're doing the Macarena in here.

- No we're not.

He's just dropping something off.

- Oh okay baby.

- Yeah.

You want to just wait for.

Oh okay, mm, yes.

(slap)

(laughter)

- Bruh.

- Alright, okay, he's good.

Oh boy.

- I didn't mean to bother you Mrs. James?

- Oh, really awkward.

I don't know what to say.

Tyson?

(whimper)

* I wish I never told you

* How much you mean to me

* Shoulda laid back and kept it G

* I wish I never told you

* Now move on to the next one

* There ain't no time for apologies

- Damn man.

Now how does it feel to be on the other end of that?

- Come on man, he does not need to hear all that right now.

- What man?

- Out of all the women he's done this to

now all of a sudden he's broken when it's done to him?

Man get out of here with that man.

- You something you can be an ass sometimes man.

- No he's right.

You get what you deserve.

- No I don't agree with that.

Sometimes it's just not in the cards.

It's all good though bro, you'll

find somebody that fits you.

And hey, when you do?

It is going to hit you like a ton of bricks my friend.

- God you soft man.

- Really?

(soft jazz music)

(knocking)

- Hey what's up?

- Hey.

- What you doing over here?

- I heard about Cleo.

- Who told you?

Barrett?

Big ass mouth man.

I'm fine.

I'm over it.

- Well, I'm here if you want to talk about it.

- No, I don't want to talk about it.

It is what it is.

She played me.

It happens.

- Okay.

Ty, how did you know about my favorite book?

And my favorite color?

- You're kidding right?

Terri, I listen to you.

I read your blogs.

I keep up with what you're doing.

I know you.

The real you.

Want something to drink?

- Nah, I'm good.

I love you.

- Okay.

- I'm in love with you.

Say something.

- What do you want me to say?

* Baby call me on a late night

* Baby girl I come over

* And put it down like a man's supposed to

* Baby call me on a late night

* I'll make your body say yeah

* Body scream yeah

* Baby call me on a late night

* Baby girl I come over

* And put it down like a man's supposed to

* Baby call me on a late night

* I'll make your body say yeah

* Body scream yeah

* Yes

* Would you mind if I just take my time

* The night is yours

* You're the only thing that's on my mind

* One call

* And I can make it worth your while

* Just say it

* Just whisper how you want it now

* No rush

* My time is like a gift to you

* And I plead the fifth

Did I just lose the bet?

- Screw the bet.

That was amazing.

- What did we just do?

- Nothing.

Just had sex.

It's cool.

- Mm hmm, yep.

- Right?

- Right.

- Right.

- Yeah we're fine.

- Yes we are.

(slow jazz music)

- Oh girl.

This could either be a good thing

or a very, very bad thing.

Now let's look at the bright side.

You did get some good sex.

But

It was with your best friend.

- Yeah.

Everything's gonna change now.

I just know it, I just know it.

- Why?

I mean you two are grown.

Can't you still be friends?

I mean right?

Right?

- I think I'm in love with him Julian.

- Oh girl, this gonna be trouble.

- I know.

And Barrett and Carly's party is tonight.

- Well, have you talked to him since?

- Uh, no.

It's gonna be kind of awkward now, don't you think?

- Girl you got to tell him how you feel.

- And what if he rejects me?

I mean... - Well that's just something

you're gonna have to chance.

- Ugh, no.

(slow jazz music)

- There's something I need to tell you.

But I don't need you to tell big mouth ass Barrett.

- You had sex didn't you.

- Yes.

- I knew it.

- But I beat y'all, he already told me.

- Dammit Barrett.

- Yeah.

- Wait, it was with that chick Cleo wasn't it?

- No.

That's what I need to talk to you about.

- Guys, come on, they're pulling up now.

- Alright, look we're gonna finish this later alright?

- Alright.

(crowd cheering)

- [Girls] Speech, speech, speech.

- [Guys] Barrett, Barrett.

- Alright, I'll do it, I'll do it.

Um, you know I just want to thank everyone for doing this.

This means the world to us.

You know, I love this woman more than life itself

and I cannot wait to make her Mrs. Barrett Akins.

(cheers)

I mean doesn't that sound good?

Like, I'm just saying.

No, in all seriousness, it means

a lot that we can celebrate this with family,

friends, and of course, the best friends

that a guy could ask for, so thank you.

(cheers and applause)

And thank you.

- I wanted return your calls

just didn't know what to say.

- It's okay.

- I don't want to lose you Ty.

I know I'm not your type but...

(giggling)

- I know!

- Oh.

- Oh man!

Oh man, yo so who won the bet?

- I think he still won.

- Ah hell.

- Hey, I wanted to say I'm sorry.

- We blew that way out of proportion.

- Yeah, we did.

- Thank you for taking care of them.

- Okay ladies let's go over here.

- Wow.

So you and Terri, huh?

- Yeah.

- How was it?

- Shut up man.

(laughter)

- No, I'm happy for you both.

- Hey I appreciate that man.

Listen man, tonight is about you and Carly.

- Yep.

Congratulations.

- Thank you.

- How about a drink?

- I need a drink.

- Let's do it.

Ladies, ladies, come on over.

This is for you baby. - Thank you.

- [Terri] The things that we want in life.

Sometimes overshadow the things that we need.

You just have to open your eyes and see.

And that's my 30 Day Rule

to live every single day being

as happy as I can with the love of my life.

No explanation needed.

* We should be together

* Whether rain or snow

* But you say that you know it's real

- [Male Voice] Rolling.

- That don't be filming.

You got kids?

You need a bag.

(laughter)

You got wipes, band aids, napkins...

- He's six.

- Wipes, band aids, napkins.

(laughter)

He could be 16, wipes, band aids, napkins.

(laughter)

It's a boy.

- Yeah you got, you got a point.

- You know they messy.

Oh so who you think gone lose?

- Ty all day.

Shoot he can't commit to anything that deals with that

with a woman.

- You think?

(laughter)

- I'm sorry.

- She done looked at me, he can't

do anything that deal with a woman,

why you looking at me?

(laughter)

- It's hard I seen you laugh.

- Bruh.

- Yeah, okay, that's fine, thank you.

I'll be up there in a minute, thank you.

Stop.

- [Director] Cut.

(laughter)

- She brought me here to party.

I'll fucking party. - Yeah, I know right?

- Shit.

- He is so silly.

- Can't do nothing right man.

- [Director] Cut.

(laughter)

- It should not be this hard man.

Should not be this hard.

- [Director] Cut.

Alright this is scene - Hey Chris.

- 23 take one. - Don't speak to that man

when you with me.

- I like a man who takes charge.

You hear him over there? - Don't ever do that.

- Telling me what to do. - He stupid over there.

- [Director] It's these times

where I'm glad Marlo is here.

She can say that

without me sounding absolutely creepy.

(laughter)

- Continuity. - We couldn't have got that...

- Yeah.

(laughter)

- Right.

She's like don't forget, make sure your tits are showing.

There's something else I want to give you to think about.

- Wait wait wait wait wait wait.

- Wait?

Why?

- Come on now.

(laughter)

- [Male Voice] He done forgot his lines.

- Did you forget your lines?

(laughter)

I have that effect on men, I'm sorry.

- [Director] Alright talent ready?

- Ready.

- [Director] Oh sorry.

I guess I need to be ready too.

I'm so ready.

- Are you okay?

- Oh yeah, just an accident.

(mumbling)

- [Director] Cut.

This is scene 17 take 7.

- I bet you.

(laughter)

He texted me that this morning.

I am so proud of him.

He told me something about you wanting

to do a big surprise party for Garrett and Carly.

Ugh.

Still rolling?

- [Director] Yes.

- Damn I fucked up now, oops sorry,

excuse me Mrs. Carol, I'm sorry.

(laughter)

- [Male Voice] You got all this right Rod?

- [Rod] Yes I did.

- Sorry.

- [Rod] You know you made the blooper reel right?

- I got a pot, I know.

- Actually I got told Barrett, he's a man.

(laughter)

- [Female Voice] It's just your lips so if you...

- [Male Voice] Yeah, yeah that's all, you just got

- Well damn.

- I, I'm sorry can I lick, I mean can I call you right back?

Well I think...

Excuse me can I can I, look my wife just walked in

buck naked can I call you right back?

Thank you.

- [Director] Cut.

(laughter)

- What happened?

- Oh my god.

- This whole no sex thing has got me

thinking about things completely different.

(coughing)

- No, okay, that's good.

You know you're doing it.

- Cheers brother.

(laughter)

- Tyson.

Are you okay?

- [Director] Cut.

(laughter)

- He started running.

(laughter)

- [Male Voice] I was gonna see how long you could hold it.

- DJ was gone man so I couldn't, I couldn't.

He was fading bruh.

That's it, that's the shot right there.

Money, money, money.

- Tell her for me, I'll pay for everything.

Come on will you do it?

Terri, pick up the sign.

- Anything you can wear it with a nude shoe.

Anything, black shoe, anything.

A purple shoe.

A shirt and outfit.

Basic.

Anything that has multiple use.

That has... (laughter)

- You know what.

- [Male Voice] He fixin to school you on outfits.

- I'm like I'm lost already, yeah

you know more than me, I'm lost.

- Man.

Whew.

- [Male Voice] This is for real man.

- But it is.

- We gonna give you financial aid at Gay University.

(laughter)

And I need you to be in class.

- I'm all lost.

(laughter)

- [Male Voice] You was doing it good.

- [Jaye] I know right, why does it like that?

- [Rod] Cause you're pressing it.

Now you not on brazzers.com.

- No.

(laughter)

- [Marlo] What is that Rod?

- See? - No stop it Marlo.

- See?

I wasn't the only one.

- [Male Voice] Marlo know what it is, she was playing.

- Oh you were playing?

Oh damn.

(laughter)

Yeah, mm hmm.

- Sir, why do I gotta keep dealing

with all these ratchet ass women?

(laughter)

- Ratchet?

Ratchet, I'll get ratchet.

(laughter)

* I'm as high as a kite

* It's a bird it's a plane

* I'm as fresh as they come

* It's a car it's a chain

* It's superman

(upbeat rap music)

* Tailor made

* Hey

* Every now and then

* I just want to leave the club with you

* Nothing more

* Nothing less

* Yes

* Longer nights into shorter days

* We find the time to put

* the right pieces all in place

* I contemplate what would life be

* Without this space

* That we create

* It's like finding love

* without the hate

* If I get you faith

* She brought me and her into this place

* And her waist causes plenty men

* To give chase

* So I digress

* I wait

* And she chooses me

* Now I'm trying to see

* Where she I will likely meet

* I'm all set

* Last call yeah that's coming next

* You can take it right

* Cause I'ma take it left

* Up and down

* Now tell me where you wanna go

* I got the time and it's telling

* Me to take it slow

* Baby we can get it on

* 3AM and we going strong

* We ain't gotta stop

* There's really no

* Give me what you want and

* You can show me how

* Cause she love the way I put it down

* Yeah

* She love the way I put it down

* She love the way I put it down

* She love the way I put it down

* Oh oh

* The time is right so I gotta move

* You and I can take a trip to this bedroom

* Open up and you can step inside