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♪I upset you for being willful and spoiled♪

♪But you're not showing any emotions♪

♪Until you're defeated by my cuteness♪

♪I'll then consider leaving the solar system♪

♪The universe has gravity♪

♪You're my fatal attraction♪

♪The path of half the universe♪

♪Can't stop me♪

♪I have this homeless kind of sadness♪

♪But you're as warm as the sun♪

♪Across tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be loved by you♪

♪I love you like how a satellite pursues a planet♪

♪You're the attractive danger flying by the asteroid belt♪

♪Wandering for tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be found by you and keep you here with me♪

=My Girlfriend is an Alien S2=

=Episode 15=

We ate so many sweets today.

Cheer up.

Are you worried that I'm upset?

You've been wearing an awkward smile...

ever since we left the art exhibition.

That's not it.

It's because

we took those pictures earlier.

Other than that,

I had fun today.

I mean it.

It's just that I've been away from home for too long.

I kind of miss home.

Take me home.

Don't mind me.

You'll get used to it.

(Xiaoqi,)

(don't worry.)

I will definitely bring you home.

(Sunny Apartment)

Master, welcome home.

Candy.

Yes, master.

Do you miss home?

I'm a robot

without an emotion system

or spontaneous mood swings.

Master, you're a high-level being from Cape Town Planet.

It's even less likely for you to develop low-level feelings of homesickness.

Xiaoqi went through a lot.

She must be exhausted.

Master,

if the organisation finds out,

we will be...

Master, I'm connecting you to Chief.

Chief.

What is the progress of the mission so far?

I'm still looking for opportunities to approach Fang Leng.

At the same time,

I'm trying to help Jilisikaqiusuolakalaka No. Seven.

You've been staying on earth for a while.

Why haven't you secured Hormone Element?

If you still wish to be the next leader,

remember

to keep your promise.

Do not let me down.

Master,

are we sure we want to abort the mission?

Fang Leng is dating Chen Mengfei?

Yes.

They're dating.

I can no longer

collect Fang Leng's hormones.

The mission completely fails.

It's okay.

In a few days, our home planet will discover that

we've encountered problems while traveling through space.

Then they will sent someone to pick us up.

Anyway,

there are still hormones left in the collector.

We'll hand it to our superiors.

I hope so.

Why isn't the noodles ready yet?

It's taking so long.

What's up with you?

Why are you still angry?

Think about it.

Once we go back to our home planet,

Fang Leng can't bully you anymore.

Shouldn't you be happy?

I am. I'm so happy.

I'm overjoyed.

However, seeing the two of them together

annoys me so much.

It's hot.

You don't have a fever.

(Frustrated because a man is being with another woman.)

(Probably you're jealous.)

Xiaoqi,

are you jealous?

Correct.

I am eating vinegar. [*sounds like jealous]

Have some, too.

All right, that's enough.

I helped you with the proposal,

this and that.

You're bad.

I don't understand.

Who does he think he is?

Oh no.

I still don't have the USB drive.

(Collaboration proposal)

Good morning, Mr. Fang.

Good morning.

Mr. Han,

contact Xiaoqi.

Tell her to come back to the company as soon as possible.

The proposal needs to be revised.

Mr. Fang,

I've told you many times.

Ms. Chai has resigned.

Go.

Okay.

The official account can be updated again.

I'm not his employee.

Why should I help him to change the proposal?

Ms. Chai,

I don't think you understand what I mean.

In fact, changing the proposal is an excuse.

Mr. Fang regrets it.

He wants you to go back.

He does?

Isn't that proposal in my USB drive?

How did he see it?

After the shooting yesterday,

Mr. Fang went back to find it.

I've been working for Mr. Fang for so long.

It's the first time I've seen him so anxious.

Ms. Chai,

no need to feel that you're touched.

Just come back with me.

I don't want to go back.

Does he think I'm stupid? Should I go back and be bullied by him?

Wait.

Ms. Chai.

What else did she say?

She said

she wanted the flash drive back.

It costs RMB200 and it's quite expensive.

She also said

she's very busy.

She doesn't want you to disturb her

all the time.

How about this?

Ms. Chai works part-time at the milk tea shop

as a food delivery person, right?

If you wish to see her,

can't you just order takeout?

Takeout?

I've forgotten that you don't know how to order takeout.

Teach me.

You have a new order. Please check.

Xiaoqi,

seven cups of milk tea and seven pieces of cake.

Fang Leng?

(Mr. Fang Leng)

What's wrong with him?

He asked me to change the proposal just now

and he ordered so much food now.

Good morning, Mr. Fang.

Mr. Fang,

the takeaway will be delivered directly to your office.

I know, I can wait.

Good morning, Mr. Fang.

Good morning.

What is taking her so long?

Xiao...

Hello.

It's you.

Seven cups of milk tea and seven pieces of cake.

Doesn't Xiaoqi usually deliver the food?

I happen to be free today.

So I'm doing the delivery today.

If it's not enough, you can order more.

I will be delivering it anyway.

The boss took the initiative.

The heroine actually asked her best friend to show up instead.

The boss can't do anything.

This

seems interesting.

Come here!

Mr. Fang,

what a coincidence.

Did you also order takeout?

Finish all of them.

Do not waste food.

Mr. Fang, you're so kind to me.

What did I do wrong?

Fang Leng,

why did you transfer so much money to my account?

You just ran away from home.

Take it as your living expenses.

Besides, you have a girlfriend.

You'll need to spend money.

Fang Leng, don't worry.

I've been painting in the studio.

I won't sit around and do nothing.

Who says you're sitting around?

Fang Lie, listen here.

You are an artist.

Artists need to have feelings.

What's the basis for feelings? Inspiration.

Only then you will be able to paint.

Do you know?

If you don't get a girlfriend now,

you will regret it later in life.

However...

I don't want to hear your explanation.

Go on a date. Now.

Somewhere unique.

The longer you take, the better.

Don't come back before 11 p.m.

You have a new order. Please check.

Not it him again.

(Mr. Fang Leng)

(Milk Tea) Xiaobu.

Xiaobu.

Xiaoqi,

Fang Lie asked Xiaobu on a date at the technology exhibition.

So I gave her a day off for today.

Young people these days are so romantic.

Even going on a date can be so creative.

She's not delivering the food?

Young people need to know the priorities.

How can you let work get in the way of dating?

If she doesn't deliver the food, I'll have to do it.

I don't want to see Fang Leng.

Fang Leng?

Not him again.

What's the big deal? I won't take his order.

Anyway, I've achieved the sales target for today.

Are you serious?

Of course I am.

He upset you

and made you feel bad.

He needs to do more than this if he wants to see you.

Chai, you're so kind to me.

When it comes to men,

I know them best.

Sometimes you need to give him a push.

If he really wants to see you,

he will come looking for you

in a while.

(Chai Chai Milk Tea Shop)

Welcome.

Has the delivery person got off from work?

You didn't even bring flowers with you.

You're insincere.

Mr. Fang,

did you come to see our Xiaoqi?

Well, I stopped by after work.

Mr. Fang,

as our shop's

super VIP,

you are very welcomed

at our shop.

However, as Xiaoqi's friend,

there are some things that I must say.

How can you make Xiaoqi so sad?

First, you kicked her out of the company

and her house.

That's not all. You even told her

that you hated her.

What do you take her for?

Is she someone

you can drive away

as you wish?

She lied to me first.

Why is it my fault now?

She's such a kind

and naive girl.

If she lied to you,

I'm sure she had

her own reasons to do so.

You two have been together for so long.

Don't you have

basic trust in each other?

Chai,

this milk tea is for...

Xiaoqi.

Mr. Fang,

I'm not done yet.

As the boss of a huge company,

at least you have to learn about emotion management, right?

Don't quarrel

or let your relationship turn sour

over trivial matters.

You're too childish.

You should learn from me.

Take it from Chai.

No matter what or anyone I come across,

my attitude remains calm and at ease.

Hello.

Why are you here?

I know.

Is it because

you weren't sarcastic enough last time?

So you're here to insult me further.

I'm here today to...

Do you think I'm very childish

to hold on to my first love?

Well, I...

What are you doing

as a psychiatrist?

Don't you know the most basic theory

of appropriate methods used to treat illnesses?

I want to say...

Do you mean to say

that you're a straightforward person?

However, let me tell you,

straightforwardness and low EQ

are two different things.

I...

Forget it, I won't talk. Go ahead.

You came here,

but you haven't said a word.

Instead, I'm doing all the talking.

What are you up to?

I'm really sorry.

The other day,

I shouldn't have done that.

As a psychiatrist,

I should have considered your feelings.

I shouldn't talk on my own.

What?

Are you here

to apologise to me?

I saw on your Moments the other day

that you wanted to go to the new Rose Restaurant.

I specifically booked two seats for the day after tomorrow

as an apology to you.

It's okay.

Things like this could've been arranged on the phone.

You didn't have to

come all the way here.

Then I'll see you there.

See you on the day after tomorrow.

Bye.

Just put the USB on the table, thank you.

Wait.

I read your proposal.

You've joined the company for so long,

but your proposals haven't improved at all.

Proposals should introduce the products' good points.

However, in your 5,372 words,

3,200 words

were all about the defects of the product.

(Proposal, three parts of the layout were wrong) Three parts of the layout were wrong.

(16 wrong punctuation marks) 16 wrong punctuation marks

(27 incoherent sentences) and 27 incoherent sentences.

Why did you check so carefully?

As the boss,

it is normal to correct my employee.

Sure.

Take your time then.

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi, listen to me.

Keep your distance.

You have a girlfriend now.

A girlfriend?

Chen Mengfei.

If she sees me next to you,

she'll come looking for trouble again.

I can't handle it. So I'll stay away.

I'll stay away, okay?

We're just work partners.

She's not my girlfriend.

She's not... She's not your girlfriend?

Are you lying to me?

We've been together for so long. You lied to me.

Have I ever lied to you?

Well...

I'm going to work first.

(Suzhou Science & Technology Museum for Youth)

Why aren't you painting today?

Have you thought of what to paint?

Don't worry, I have it all ready.

Today I'm here to collect material for inspiration.

Inspiration.

(Space laboratory)

(Human-Machine Love Future Is Here, Are You Coming?)

Human-Machine Love?

Human-Machine Love.

What's wrong with these people?

Why would you fall in love with a robot?

Yes.

Aren't robots

just computational programming?

Hoes it have feelings? How emotional can it be?

Yes.

-It doesn't make sense. Let's go. - Wait a minute.

In fact, advanced robots

are capable of emotional thinking.

There's no difference from normal people.

Are they?

No matter how advanced a program is,

still, it doesn't have a human heart, right?

Falling in love without a heart

is deception.

Yes.

It's meaningless. Let's go.

(Human-Machine Love Future Is Here, Are You Coming?)

Actually, I think

it would be cool to date a robot.

Really?

Are you okay with the fact that robots have no heart?

Heart and sincerity are two completely different things.

Humans with hearts can also be cruel.

A robot without a heart can be sincere.

I think so, too.

No.

(Human-Machine Love Future Is Here, Are You Coming?)

(Some have even fallen in love with the machine friend.)

(Love was only meant for human.)

(Now, AI makes human-machine love possible.)

Let me tell you.

Actually, I don't care.

She can avoid me,

be mad at me

or skip work.

However, I'm already used to it.

You've been writing all night.

What are you writing?

This evening,

every time you say "I'm used to it",

I make a note.

Let's look at

(55 times) your spectacular answer sheet tonight.

It turns out

not only you are not used to it,

you're also starting to feel insecure.

You are afraid that Xiaoqi will leave you for good.

I'm not feeling insecure.

I just think that it's irresponsible of her

to leave suddenly.

You just won't admit it.

Is it so hard to admit that you care about Xiaoqi?

Just get her back if you can't bear the thought of losing her.

How? She keeps avoiding me.

Let me tell you.

No one chooses to leave

on a whim.

You have to recall carefully

why she left you.

I'll take this call first.

Think about it on your own.

Hello.

Okay.

She left me

because I was angry she lied to me.

Then I'll just have to forgive her, right?

It's so simple.

Please come again. Take care.

(Fang Leng: I've forgiven you.)

(Fang Leng: I've forgiven you.) I don't understand him.

A new order.

(I've forgiven you.)

He's so annoying.

Xiaoqi,

Fang Leng told Fang Lie

to ask me to relay the message.

He said "I forgive you".

He's so annoying!

Xiaoqi left you because you did something wrong.

Did I?

Yes.

Didn't Chai make it very clear that

without understanding Xiaoqi's reasons,

you kicked her out of the company

and asked them to move.

That's why she's angry.

It isn't the question of you forgiving Xiaoqi.

You should apologise to Xiaoqi.

Hi, which one is Ms. Chai?

I am.

Someone sent you flowers.

Thanks.

Please dedicate these flowers to the most beautiful Ms. Chai.

Don't tell me...

Coming. Who's giving me flowers?

This...

Let me take a look.

It must be my lovely Dr. Zhang.

He's so sweet.

Young boyfriends are different.

Thanks.

Here I thought you were so sincere.

Stupid Fang Leng.

Sorry, Ms. Chai.

There's another express parcel for you.

There's more?

A black card?

Please sign it to collect it.

This is from Fang Leng?

Mr. Fang Leng is our VIP customer.

We can't disclose a customer's information.

Send it back where it's from.

The delivery fee will be paid by him.

Thanks. Go on.

Bye.

It's always the same old trick.

The entire family are black card holders.

Ms. Chai and others returned the black card.

Although a black card makes a substantial gift,

for Ms. Chai and the others,

it isn't the most practical.

What do you mean?

Have you forgotten?

Ms. Chai and the rest are now

living in the warehouse of the milk tea shop.

Hurry up and tell Xiaoqi

to move back.

Yes, sir.

Perfect.

Thanks.

Chai.

Mr. Fang,

thank you so much

for letting us move back in.

The environment here is really good.

Where's Xiaoqi?

You know her.

She's very stubborn.

She insists on staying in the shop

and won't even listen to us.

I wonder if Xiaoqi has taken dinner.

Of course she hasn't.

Think about it.

Xiaoqi can't cook.

She's probably eating instant noodles now.

Where is he going?

Do you even need to ask?

Chai Xiaoqi, listen up.

Starting today,

you can only eat the fried chicken I buy for you.

You can't eat fried chicken from others!

Thanks.

Come on, taste it. It's hot.

It's hot.

How about you?

How are you feeling these days?

Chen Mengfei doesn't bother you anymore, does she?

I forgot to tell you.

Actually, Chen Mengfei

isn't even Fang Leng's girlfriend.

Why do you seem to be happy?

I am happy.

Anyway, I'm a lot happier than a few days ago.

I do not know why.

Do you still want to go home now?

Not really for now.

It's because I suddenly realise that

staying here

is also pretty good.

There are so much delicious food.

(What do I do if my apology is not accepted?)

(Stop thinking. She just doesn't love you.)

(Man, yours is one-sided love.)

(Break up with her.)

(What should I do if I'm still hoping that she can forgive me?)

(Not one-sided love.)

(You must've used the wrong method!)

(Think about what she likes the most.)

It's bouncy.

Delicate, smooth and elastic.

Of course Xiaoqi likes my body the most,

as well as my scent.

What a coincidence.

You...

What are you doing here?

I'm here to exercise.

Then, I ran into you.

(It's the smell of hormones.)

Can you give me a bottle of water?

You're so troublesome.

- Thank you. - Don't move.

Don't you think the weather is nice today?

It's too hot.

I feel good.

Is the restroom over there?

What's wrong?

Just leave when you're done drinking the water.

The customers will be here in a while.

Ypu're so annoying.

Is there a customer?

We'd like to place an order.

Welcome. Come in, please.

Welcome!

Stop.

Hi.

Black tea,

chocolate mousse and strawberry mousse, please.

Okay, sure. One moment, please.

What are you doing?

It's so hot.

Dear.

That...

Black tea,

chocolate mousse and strawberry mousse.

Okay.

Yes, that's all.

(His hormones smell good.)

(No.)

(I'm a high-level being from Cape Town Planet.)

- (I can't fall for it.) - The food and drink are ready.

Okay.

I'll help you.

No. I am working.

Don't cause trouble for me.

I don't have time to play games with you. It's annoying.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Chocolate and strawberry mousse.

Please enjoy. Thank you.

What are you doing?

I think

I hurt my arm during the morning workout.

Look, are my biceps swollen?

(Calm down.)

(Those aren't muscles,)

(but hyperemia.)

(The hormones don't smell so nice.)

(It's normal.)

So swollen.

Please help yourself.

Thanks.

Xiaoqi,

today, the three of us

will drink to our hearts' content.

What's the occasion?

You don't need an occasion to drink.

Sometimes,

you need to relax.

Tonight, while we get drunk,

we'll let it all out.

Come on, Xiaoqi.

Cheers.

Okay.

Cheers.

Xiaoqi,

Fang Leng

is a boss after all.

Besides, this time,

he genuinely

wants you to move back in.

What are your thoughts?

I don't think so.

He's always saying

and doing things that I don't comprehend.

Even if he asks us to go back,

he didn't even say sorry to me.

The hardest words

for men to say

isn't "I love you",

but "I'm sorry."

So, you don't plan to go back

tonight as well?

Let's not talk about that.

Let me drink to you. Cheers.

Cheers.

Today, we'll drink to our hearts' content.

Come on. Cheers.

Although I haven't formally apologised,

I've done so much for her.

Isn't that enough?

Actually, a girl

may not want your effort.

What she wants is your attitude.

You can't always assume you're right

and apologise with your actions.

Try

to let go of your pompousness

to sincerely apologise.

Chai,

is Xiaoqi around?

I was about to call you.

Xiaoqi is in a bad mood.

She went out for a walk after drinking.

It isn't safe

for a girl to be outside at night.

You'd better check on her.

I'm sorry, Xiaoqi.

I shouldn't have made things difficult for you at work.

I shouldn't have bought your house.

I went overboard.

I'm sorry.

Xiaoqi.

I wanted to make you happy,

but I couldn't let go of my pride.

I'm sorry.

Please forgive me, okay?

I thought you hated me.

Why are you apologising to the person you hate?

I didn't mean what I said.

You didn't mean it?

Still, you shouldn't have given up the R&D department.

The saddest thing

is not just that you hate me,

but because of that,

you gave up something you obtained

after working hard for so long.

I blamed myself for a long time.

I thought I was despicable

and I made you lost everything.

You gave up so easily.

How irresponsible.

♪Even though the story goes back in time♪

♪And starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness♪

♪Deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment♪

♪To fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever♪

♪To forget about you♪

You... I...

I kissed you last time because...

Why did you kiss me this time?

It's to celebrate.

It's to celebrate that our R&D department

is back on the agenda.

Really?

Yes.

Now we can officially move on to the new fragrance.

However,

this project

lacks

a perfumer with an exceptional sense of smell.

Besides, no one in the company

is up for the role.

I...

I can do it.

I'll come back if you want.

Aren't you angry anymore?

A little.

However, since you're bringing back the R&D department,

I'll go to work.

Come to work early tomorrow.

I have a surprise for you.

My shoelaces.

♪Whenever you're approaching me♪

♪Why is it familiar and strange at the same time?♪

♪The hidden memories are triggered suddenly♪

♪The flashing images bring back my heartbeat♪

♪I'm afraid that I'd forget♪

♪You're the reason I followed♪

♪The faithfulness in my palms♪

♪Only when you're holding tight♪

♪That I can stand still even when things are against me♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever to forget about you♪

♪I'll always remember your true love♪

♪I want to own nothing else besides that♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever to forget about you♪