Original subtitles

♪ Krypto ♪ ♪ Krypto the Superdog ♪

♪ Krypto ♪ ♪ Its Superdog time ♪

♪ He's a Superdog ♪

♪ He's a super hero ♪

♪ He came to Earth from outer space ♪

♪ And his name is Krypto ♪

♪ He's super strong he's super brave ♪

♪ He's Krypto ♪ ♪ Krypto the Superdog ♪

♪ Krypto ♪ ♪ Ruff ruff and away ♪

♪ Krypto ♪ ♪ Krypto the Superdog ♪

♪ Krypto ♪ ♪ Ruff ruff and away ♪

♪ He's super smart in every way ♪

♪ He's Krypto ♪ ♪ Krypto the Superdog ♪

♪ Krypto ♪ ♪ Ruff ruff and away ♪

♪ Krypto ♪ ♪ Krypto the Superdog ♪

♪ See that Superdog flying through the air ♪

♪ He's got super powers ♪ ♪ Bad guys beware ♪

♪ Krypto ♪ ♪ Krypto the Superdog ♪♪

(male narrator) "Krypto the Superdog" in Mechani-Calamity.

Written by Paul Dini.

Directed by Scott Jeralds.

Grr grr grr

[dramatic music]

(Mechanikat) 'And in conclusion, my fellow fiends.'

'As a life long member of the Intergalactic Villains Club'

'let me say that a vote for Mechanikat'

will be a vote for villains, everywhere.

(all) Boo!

[indistinct growling]

S-s-sit down, Mechanikat.

I haven't finished my campaign speech.

We don't want you.

We want Glug.

(all) 'Glug! Glug! Glug!'

(all) 'Yeah!'

Ha-ha, you can't be serious.

(Mechanikat) 'Glug is a poor excuse for a Villain Club President.'

In fact, Glug is a poor excuse for..

Glug.

Glug is a wanted criminal in 16 galaxies-s.

And he always brings those tasty crispy rice treats

to our meetings.

Ah!

When's the last time you sprung

for snacks, cheapskate?

(all) Yeah!

Ah, well, I'm sort of strapped

for cash at the moment.

My ongoing fight against Superdog, you know.

That's another thing, if old Mechy

was really president material..

He would have caught his archenemy a long time ago.

(all) Yeah!

That's right, Mechy

you heard exactly what I said.

Humph! So it's Superdog you want, is it?

Very well, once I deliver that muscle-bound mongrel

you'll be begging me to lead this silly club, hah!

Ow!

Oh, kitty litter.

I've got a big job, Scruffian.

My armor needs enhancements.

Yeah, so, uh, what are we talking about here?

A lube job? Realignment? Uh, upgrade?

Give me the works.

Ready.

Thud

click thud thud thud thud bang

thud thud thud

[dramatic music]

Rizz rizz rizz

click rizz snap whirr whirr whirr

boing thud Yes!

Hah!

Crash Watch out, Superdog.

[instrumental music]

Huh?

Ace, hold up.

Thud.

Ace?

(Ace) 'I don't know about these fancy space suits.'

I still prefer my trusty utility collar.

Whirr.

But can your collar triple your strength?

Or fly in space.

These new suits that Dog Stars gave us are awesome.

Maybe, but remember

a suit's only as good as the dog who wears it.

I know, I know.

Swoosh Hey, Bathound! Heads up.

[sighs]

He's such a puppy.

Beep beep beep.

Krypto, I'm getting a distress call.

Beep beep beep I hear it too, come on.

[instrumental music]

It's coming from that small planet.

Click.

(Ace) 'Looks like a lone distress beacon'

'broadcasting from a hillside.'

(Ace) 'Well, this is the beacon.'

But who activated it?

I'll take a look from the sky.

Uh! Ugh!

I can't fly!

- 'Of course you can't.' - Huh?

(Mechanikat) 'This planets soil contains'

'just enough Kryptonite dust'

'to make you un-super, Superdog.'

I know that voice.

Mechanikat!

Rumble rumble rumble.

Mega Mechanikat, if you please.

(Mechanikat) 'Well, well..'

'so you brought Bathound with you.'

The Villains Club sure to elect me for capturing you both.

Ah-ha ha-ha.

Thud You're not taking us anywhere.

Chomp [grunts]

You okay?

Heh... forgot my Super Bite

isn't so super around here.

Hmm? I'll knock him down a peg.

[dramatic music]

Bang bang bang boom boom boom.

New toys, Bathound.

Now, let me show you some of mine.

Boing thud

thud thud thud

thud (Mechanikat) 'Ah!'

crash.

(Mechanikat) 'Uff, I'm down.'

But not out.

That won't stop him for long.

Come on, we've got to get the Dog Stars.

- Click - Whoa! - Ah! Oh!

(Mechanikat) 'Leaving so soon?'

[grunting] I won't hear of it.

- Swoosh - Ah, ah, ah. - Ah, ah, ah.

La, la, la, laa. This is fun!

I guess I'm just a mechanic kitten at heart.

Ah, I think it's time to put out the cat.

Way ahead of you.

Whoo, you mutts have makeovers.

Copycats!

Let's try this again.

[dramatic music]

[grunting]

Thud.

Huh?

[grunting]

Hold still.

Ow! No fair!

Normally, I'd be angry with you, Bat mutt.

But now I feel like purring.

Whirr whirr whirr

[grunting]

What's the matter, space hound?

Stuck for words?

Mwah-haha-haha Hey! Over here

you king-size cat food can.

[sighs] I'll be right back.

Sit tight, okay?

Boing

[dramatic music]

Thud.

Hope this works.

Hah, got ya.

I'll give you a choice, Superdog.

Would you rather be peeled?

Or squeezed out?

Hehe hehe hehe.

I already showed myself out, thanks.

Why, you little..

Hey, stop that.

What do you think you're doing?

Mind if I try?

No! Don't touch that.

Click Ah!

Oops, I had this silly thing in reverse.

Click click click Whoa-a-a!

Funny, I thought cats always landed on their feet.

Click click click rizz Whoa!

Ah!

[grunting]

Make it stop! Make it stop!

Hmm, this is the only one left.

Click [gasps]

No! Not that button.

No!

Hmm, I'm impressed.

No Super Suit and you still got rid of him.

Well, like you said, "A suits only as good

as the dog who wears it."

And by the way, how'd you get free?

Rock cutter.

Its... good for pizza, too.

'Alright, my felonious friends.'

'If we're finally ready to caste our votes-s-s.'

All in favor of retaining Glug as club pres-s-sident

raise your hands-s-s.

'One, two, three, four, five..'

crash 'Quite down, pleas-s-se.'

'...s-s-six, s-s-seven, eight..'

'...nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

Wait, wait!

'Thirteen! Glug wins by a landslide.'

(all) Yeah!

[cheering]

Oh!

(male narrator) "Krypto the Superdog" in Barrump Barrump.

Written by Mosa Kaleel and Nancy Joslin Kaleel.

Directed by Scott Jeralds.

This is taking forever.

Argh! Little help here, please.

Sure.

Ah!

Awesome!

Kevin, did you clean your room

like you promised?

I, uh... how do you like my hair?

You don't have time to play around, get going.

Alright.

It's Brainy Barker.

Oh, hi, Brainy, your here awfully early.

I'm guessing this is serious business.

Serious monkey business.

Who's that?

(Brainy Barker) 'Barrump Barrump.'

'The biggest prankster in the galaxy.'

'He's on the loose again.'

'Don't let appearances fool you.'

'There's nothing he likes better than to make fun of others.'

splat crash.

'And he'll go to any length to do it.'

screech screech.

Hoo-hoo-he-he-ha-ha.

Ha-ha ha-ha.

Well, he is kind of funny.

Until the joke's on you.

Barrump Barrump has been trying to steal this device.

(Brainy Barker) 'It's a time stopper.'

'At the push of a button it can stop time'

'around anyone who uses it.'

Join paws and I'll show you.

Whirr whirr.

Wow!

But how do you get these things going again?

Whirr whirr.

Cool!

If Barrump Barrump gets his hands

on the time stopper

his jokes could disrupt everything.

I was hoping you could safeguard the device

until the Dog Stars find him.

No problem, Brainy, it'll be safe in my underground rocket.

But it sounds like you could use some Superdog help, too.

Chomp Kevin, lock it in the rocket.

I'm going with Brainy.

Thanks, Superdog.

Thanks, Kevin.

Good luck.

Beam us up, Bull Dog.

Brainy Barker is so predictable.

I knew she'd bring the time stopper to that silly Superdog.

Snatching it from that Earth brat is almost..

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-he.. A joke.

'Kevin.'

If your out here playing

that must mean your room is clean.

It better be, I'm checking it right now.

Oh, no!

If she sees my room, I'm doomed!

That's not your only problem, kiddo.

Ho-hoo-hoo!

Just this once.

Whirr whirr

[instrumental music]

Phew, that was close.

'Uh..'

'This is gonna take forever.'

But I guess I got all the time I want.

[music continues]

Uhh... huff!

It's showtime.

Huh?

Splat.

Blurrp, not funny.

When I woke you up, this room looked like a cyclone hit it.

How did you clean it so quickly?

And how did you get in here before I did?

I, uh..

Beep beep beep.

The school bus.

Bye, mom, love you.

Got to go.

Stop! Stop!

[panting]

Stop!

Whirr whirr [whistling]

This is the greatest inventions since the cartoon.

Whirr whirr [instrumental music]

Today, class, we're going to practice long division.

We'll start with this problem.

'Now, 5 goes into 28, 5 times.'

Five times 5 is 25.

'Twenty eight minus 25 is 3.'

'Bring down the 4 and we have 34.'

Argh, I think my head's gonna crack.

(female #1) 'Six times 5 is 30.'

'Thirty four minus 30 is 4.'

Ew!

Math, not a lot of laughs.

(Barrump Barrump) 'He-he-hee, but that is.'

(female #1) 'Eight times 5 is..'

I wish it were recess already.

Maybe it can be.

(female #1) 'Once again..'

Huh!

Whirr Break time.

I got the whole playground to myself.

Woohoo!

Thunk whirr Ah!

Ah!

It's a monkey!

[screaming]

[laughs] Now that was kind of funny.

'There's that Earth brat!'

Huh?

Hey, everything's moving again!

(Barrump Barrump) 'Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.'

'Not for long.'

Huh?

Whirr whirr.

Hee-hee-ha-ha-ha.

Happy landing, fly boy.

Whirr whirr Whoa!

Krypto.

The Dog Stars picked up Barrump Barrump

on their Earth cameras.

Looking for something?

Hmm?

How'd he get the time stopper?

Well, I was kinda..

Using it.

Hoo-hoo-huhu! The boy has no sense of comic flair.

I had to liberate it.

Hand it over, Barrump Barrump.

Come and get it, Ohoo-ohoo-hoo-ha-ha!

Whirr Close, but no banana.

Ha-ha-ha!

Bon voyage.

Whirr whirr Whoa-a-a!

Crash Ha-ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-haa!

Krypto, I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean for him to get the time stopper.

My room was a mess and I missed the bus.

And Ms. Steiner was doing long division and..

We can't worry about that now. Where'd he go?

- I don't know. - We gotta find him.

No telling what kind of mischief

that maniacal monkey might cause.

Whirr

whirr honk What the?

(Barrump Barrump) 'Ha-ha-ha-haa!'

(male #1) 'And here comes the home team, folks.'

'Ready and raring for..'

swoosh whirr screech.

'Uh, for the showers, I guess.'

(Barrump Barrump) 'Ohoo-ohoo! Ha-ha-ha-haa!

Oh, that was choice.

Next stop... the Presidential debate.

There he is.

Haha haha.

(Kevin) 'How are we gonna get him?'

If we try to grab him, he'll just stop time

again and get away.

I think I might have an idea how to trick that trickster.

I wonder where I can get some cream pies?

Fun times over, monkey-boy.

We've got you surrounded.

Oh... oh, I'm so scared.

[laughing]

Not very bright, are they?

He-he-hee.

But they've given me a..

Smashing idea.

Keep your hands to yourselves.

Whirr whirr.

Huh? What's with this thing?

Whirr whirr

click.

This isn't funny.

If I broke this thing, I'll be stuck in the middle

of time forever.

'With no one to laugh at my beautiful pranks.'

Ah!

Hey, if that's moving then..

[gasps] You pretended to be frozen.

Oh-hoo, you're good.

Well, gotta go.

Whirr whirr.

Now, all we need to do is, tie him up, restart time

and hand him over to Brainy.

That's not all we need to do.

I gotta get back to school before

you press the button again.

If Ms. Steiner sees I'm gone

'she's gonna give me a real time out.'

[theme music]