Original subtitles

♪I upset you for being willful and spoiled♪

♪But you're not showing any emotions♪

♪Until you're defeated by my cuteness♪

♪I'll then consider leaving the solar system♪

♪The universe has gravity♪

♪You're my fatal attraction♪

♪The path of half the universe♪

♪Can't stop me♪

♪I have this homeless kind of sadness♪

♪But you're as warm as the sun♪

♪Across tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be loved by you♪

♪I love you like how a satellite pursues a planet♪

♪You're the attractive danger flying by the asteroid belt♪

♪Wandering for tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be found by you and keep you here with me♪

=My Girlfriend is an Alien S2=

=Episode 23=

(Chai)

When did Fang Leng

first speak up for Xiaoqi?

When my colleagues thought I stole the hormone element.

When doing the gym live streaming.

When you were on live,

many of the comments kept questioning you.

So I just swore back at them.

I remember.

Are you the one

who sent a lot of gifts during the live stream,

the Cold Icy Rain?

♪The cold rain splashed on my face♪

♪I've betrayed you like a executioner♪

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bravo.

It was me.

Not bad.

Xiaoqi and Mr. Fang.

You two

basically passed the test.

- Yes! - Well done!

Next couple.

- Okay. - Your turn.

- Good luck. - Go for it.

What is Fang Lie's favourite food?

- Everything Fang Leng bought for him. - Seafood.

He likes to eat anything

that Fang Leng buys

or that he doesn't have to pay for.

She's right.

Is that so?

Don't you agree?

Okay, next question.

What will make Fang Lie's heart flutter?

First place trophy.

Xiaobu.

Xiaobu.

So sweet.

Although the two of you now

have no mutual understanding,

but as long as you try to know each other

when you get along,

you will slowly

build mutual understanding.

Go for it!

Okay!

Chai, what about you and Dr. Zhang?

Dr. Zhang is a psychiatrist.

It's definitely not fair to us

for him to play this with Chai.

Let's play another game.

Dear, it's been 3 minutes and 55 seconds.

Brother, aren't you tired?

I told you to go to the gym regularly.

Fang Lie, don't worry.

I'm certain you'll be

in the top three in this game.

Come on!

(Alert, system temperature is too high, turning into tortoise mode soon)

She's cheating.

This is a foul.

A foul!

Is that allowed?

- Fraud! Cheater! - You don't get tired this way.

Not fair!

How about I do push-ups?

Are you tired?

Hey!

- That's not fair. - One.

No cheating.

- Two. - Xiaobu, return to human form.

- Three. - This is too much!

Four.

Five.

Master.

I think you treat Chai Xiaoqi

very differently.

If someone else had made the same mistake repeatedly,

you would have taken action.

In the case of Chai Xiaoqi...

Shut up.

I just don't want to see her make mistakes again.

(Sunny Apartment)

Why do you want to see me?

Xiaoqi.

Do you know that there is

a creature on Earth called chameleon?

Chameleons change their colour

depending on the environment.

People often think

they see their true form,

but that is actually their disguise,

not their nature.

Why are you telling me this?

Earthlings are actually the same as chameleons.

People often think they see

a genuine side of a person,

but they don't know

how hypocritical that person really is.

Didn't we learn that at home?

Humans are multi-faceted and complex creatures.

Is it worth giving up

all the privileges

of being an advanced being

for an uncertain person

like Fang Leng?

Shiyi.

You want to bring me home again, don't you?

I just want you to see the truth

and weigh up the consequences.

Loving someone is

the only thing you can do

without this burden.

I like Fang Leng.

So I'm willing to take a chance.

He likes me, too.

He doesn't care

whether I'm an Earthling

or an alien.

Love?

Do you still remember the rules of our planet?

The first rule is

to eliminate all inferior emotions.

If anyone disobeys,

they will be banished to space and never returned.

Will your so-called love

save you when you are

roaming in space?

I'll deal with that in the future.

At least I don't regret

the decision I've made now.

I think you've been on Earth too long.

Your mind has been assimilated by them.

Think what you like.

I won't leave with you.

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi.

Sorry.

I've been denying your decision

because I didn't know you were so determined.

Okay.

Since you've thought about it,

I'll definitely support you.

Consider this

our farewell drink.

Aren't we friends?

All right.

Thank you for supporting my decision.

I'll get going.

Goodbye.

Shiyi.

You...

You...

Xiaoqi.

You gave me no choice.

What is all this for?

Mr. Fang.

Please rest assured.

Just follow my steps.

Ms. Chai will definitely be touched.

I just asked you to book a restaurant.

Why did you make such a big fuss?

This is necessary.

After all, it's your first celebration.

It has to be romantic

and memorable.

Mr. Fang, don't worry.

I'll be hiding there.

Just enjoy your meal.

Halfway through, I will come out

and launch...

I'll launch

Cupid's arrow.

Then I will hand

this flower to you.

You will give it to Ms. Chai yourself

and tell her...

Mr. Fang, what do you want to say to Ms. Chai?

I know.

You must be so nervous

that you don't know where to start.

It's okay.

I've prepared it for you.

(Xiaoqi, I love you)

(I was shot by Cupid)

Do I look like someone who would say such a thing?

No.

Surprised or not?

Impressed or not?

What time is it?

Ten minutes left.

Ms. Chai should be here soon.

I will go and hide now.

Xiaoqi, I...

(All the singles, alert, Lengqi Couple's first Valentine's Day, about to go down)

(Sunny Apartment)

Where am I?

Thank you for supporting my decision.

What is this?

Oh, my gosh.

Shiyi.

Xiaoqi, you are awake.

What's all this, Shiyi?

You don't really think

I'm going to let you continue to do mistakes

and let you stay on Earth, do you?

Shiyi, I know it's your duty as the chief

to oversee my return,

but can you just

make up an excuse?

If the planet comes down on you,

I'll take all the blame.

I promise not to get you involved, okay?

Didn't you say we were friends?

Aren't friends supposed to help each other?

Please do me this favour.

I already told you.

Being with Fang Leng

will only bring you harm.

Why do you hate Fang Leng so much?

Let's not talk about this.

I really treat you as a friend.

Can you support my choice?

Shiyi.

If you insist,

we won't be friends anymore.

We're done.

I know I can't win against you,

but at least I can remove this barrier.

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi.

This is a barrier generated by Candy

using the latest technology.

It will constantly drain your energy.

You can't get out of here.

The number you've dialled is currently unavailable.

Please try again later.

The number you've dialled is currently unavailable.

Please try again later.

Mr. Fang, don't worry.

Maybe Ms. Chai is stuck in traffic.

Well,

there is no traffic at this hour.

Mr. Fang, don't worry.

I'm sure Ms. Chai

would never stand you up.

There's something

I was going to tell you back on the home planet,

but if you're so insistent,

I'll have to tell you now.

When I'm done,

it's up to you to decide

whether you want to stay or leave.

Fang Lie, I'm here. Where are you?

Do you like it?

It's our first celebration together.

So it must be grand.

(Alert, system temperature is too high)

(Alert, system temperature is too high) What's wrong?

Whenever the temperature reaches 40 degrees,

I will turn into a turtle.

You touched my head

and my temperature got out of control.

Listen.

You must never touch my head again.

Okay.

(Alert, system temperature is too high)

In future, we can date freely

as long as you cool down in time

and keep your internal system temperature

under 40 degrees.

No wonder you chose the pool for our date today.

What do you think? Cool, right?

So cool.

Shouldn't you reward me then?

(Fang Leng) Fang Leng?

My brother?

Are we genetic matches?

Yes.

In the planet's

last genetic matching of advanced starlings,

you are 99% genetically compatible

with master.

Therefore, the Order has

made you legal genetic partners.

Once the relationship has been formed,

it cannot be broken

nor put to an end.

Since when is this?

Before you came to Earth.

Goodness.

So we've been partners for a long time.

No wonder you were so angry

when I said I'd stay on Earth.

So, Xiaoqi,

do you still want to stay on Earth?

I'm sorry, Shiyi.

It's okay, Xiaoqi.

I'm glad you understand now.

I mean,

I still want to be with Fang Leng.

Genetic matching

is a result of

computational analysis and statistics.

I used to think it was

a very scientific and advanced system,

but since I came to Earth, I've realised

that love is the only reason

for two people to be together.

The bond between two people

should be warm

and heartfelt.

I know this may be unfair to you,

but I am

in love with Fang Leng.

So,

please forgive me, Shiyi.

Didn't you let me make my own choice?

That's because I didn't know

you were so misled on Earth.

You...

Xiaoqi.

If you continue to be so obstinate,

I will have to keep you here for the time being

until you change your mind.

Shiyi.

Shiyi, let's talk about it again.

If you need anything,

just inform Candy.

Shiyi.

Shiyi.

Shiyi!

Shiyi!

She is missing?

How come?

I thought you were spending the Chinese Valentine's Day

with Xiaoqi.

Has Chai seen her?

She left for a trip with Dr. Zhang this morning.

She didn't text me either.

Something is off.

I can search for Xiaoqi's life signal

and then geolocate it.

(Searching)

(No signal detected)

This is weird.

(Searching again)

(No signal detected)

There's no sign of her life,

could she be...

Don't talk nonsense.

Something could have blocked the signal,

but what?

No signal blocker on Earth

should work on her.

(Sunny Apartment)

Mr. Fang.

It's not working hours, is it?

I came here to see you.

If you have something to say, just say it here.

I didn't invite you in.

Where did you hide Xiaoqi?

What happened to Xiaoqi?

Who could have

concealed Xiaoqi's life signal but you?

Kubri.

You're a robot from Cape Town

and now you're helping...

two Earthlings.

You should know about the violation of the rules.

Betrayal of our home planet

will be disposed.

I...

Over my dead body.

Fang Lie.

Release Xiaoqi.

Where is Xiaoqi?

Mr. Fang.

She stood you up

on such an important day.

Don't you get it?

Face the truth, Mr. Fang.

Seven approached you

just to finish her mission.

She couldn't leave you before

because she was kind

and didn't want to hurt you.

Is that so?

But I know Xiaoqi.

She's not that kind of person.

Xiaoqi

has promised to return to our home with me.

The reason she's avoiding you today

is to break up with you once and for all.

As for

where she is,

I'm really sorry,

I have no idea.

It's late now.

Goodbye.

Master.

I don't understand.

Now that you have the hormone element,

why don't you just summon the spaceship

and bring Chai Xiaoqi back to the home planet?

Xiaoqi is so misled now.

Even if I take her away by force,

she will not believe in

the genetic matching system,

let alone her faith in the home planet.

Do you think she could survive

on the home planet in her current state?

Therefore,

I must change her perception.

Chai Xiaoqi.

Don't waste your energy.

This entire room is sealed off.

You can't get out.

Fang Leng must be worried.

Brother.

Don't worry.

Xiaoqi has superpowers.

She won't get bullied.

Yes, Xiaoqi is so smart.

She must be looking for a way to get back to us.

It wasn't all doom and gloom for us.

At least we know from Jiang Shiyi's words

that he must have had something to do

with Xiaoqi's disappearance.

Brother.

Jiang Shiyi is so hostile towards you.

If you keep looking for Xiaoqi like this,

will he use his superpowers against you?

Don't worry.

According to interstellar peace laws,

we are not allowed

to use our powers

to harm Earthlings.

The most important thing now

is to find out

where Xiaoqi is being held.

As soon as Jiang Shiyi leaves tomorrow,

we'll go there again.

He has an intelligent robot

inside the house, Candy.

We need to find a way to deal with her

if we want to get in.

(Analyzing data)

(Analyzing data)

(Analyzing data)

I found it.

Candy.

It's not fun to stay at home

all the time.

I know a lot of

interesting places on Earth.

Would you like me to take you on a tour?

Earth is nothing more

than a crude pile of organic matter,

far behind the home planet in terms of technology

and not at all worthy of touring.

My head hurts.

I'm sick, Candy.

I'm not feeling well.

I have to get out and go to the hospital.

I just need ten minutes

to see a doctor.

Please let me out.

You are physically healthy.

You are mentally sick

and need to overcome it yourself.

You're the one who's mentally sick.

You dumb robot.

Why did you attack me personally?

You're a bad friend.

Friend?

Yes.

You see,

I'm friends with Xiaobu.

You and Xiaobu

are both smart secretaries in Cape Town.

So you two must be friends, too.

That makes us

friends, too.

Friends should help each other.

Now I'm stuck here.

You should help me out as a friend,

right?

There is no logic to your statement.

I am the latest version 10.0 bot,

whereas Kubri is an old 3.0 model.

She and I have nothing in common at all,

let alone being friends.

You are so boring.

No wonder Xiaobu doesn't want to be friends with you.

How come it's so quiet?

Are you looking for my master?

It's 10am.

He has gone to work.

(Checking the Internet)

(Internet disconnected)

Will that work?

I have disconnected

the wireless network of the whole area.

Candy should have shut down.

It's 10am.

Jiang Shiyi should be out soon.

Stick to the plan.

I'll warm myself up and turn into a turtle.

Okay.

Okay.

(Searching signal)

(No signal detected)

The network has been disconnected.

Candy's signal is lost.

Then can you find Xiaoqi's life signal?

(Activating program)

(Searching)

(No signal detected)

No.

Let's split up and find her.

Then I'll look downstairs.

Do you think you can shut me down just by cutting off the network?

That's ridiculous.

Xiaoqi.

Candy.

Strengthen the barrier.

Don't alarm them.

Master.

Why not just drive them away?

They will leave on their own

if they can't find Xiaoqi.

The smell of hormones.

Xiaoqi.

Fang Leng!

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

I'm here, Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Please don't ignore me.

Fang Leng, I am here.

Fang Leng.

Brother

Did you two find her?

No.

Me neither.

What's going on?

Could it be that Xiaoqi is not here?

But when I was looking in the room,

felt like Seven was by my side.

Xiaobu.

Can you do another search?

(Activating program)

(No signal detected) Still no results.

Let's go back.

Fang Leng.

I'm here.

Don't waste your time.

You are trapped in my barrier.

Fang Leng and you

exist in a different biological dimension.

Fang Leng.

She's been like this

since Fang Leng left this afternoon.

Xiaoqi.

I think you should accept the reality.

No matter how sad you are...

Should I have been wiser?

I wish I was.

What do you mean?

Our home planet's philosophy

is so advanced.

Why would I insist on disobeying it?

And why would I, as an advanced starling of Cape Town,

be influenced by the inferior civilisation

of Earth?

It's so wrong.

Have you

come to your senses?

Right, Shiyi.

I have to thank you.

It's a good thing you locked me in here.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have been

able to reflect on what I've done

and see the true nature

of those Earthlings.

You're absolutely right.

The so-called love

is just a kind of

self-deception and emotional exhaustion.

There are no meaning and value at all.

It's that simple.

Why do I only understand now?

It's not too late

now that you've figured it out

Okay.

I will

call the spaceship now.

Let's go home.

Wait, Shiyi.

Before that,

can I do something important first?

What is it?

You have been keeping me here for too long.

I'm really hungry.

Can you take me to a nice restaurant?

Tell me what you want to eat.

I'll buy it for you.

You still don't believe me.

Based on your previous record,

what you just said

is only 1% credible.

Believe it or not, I'll kill you first when I get back.

Please.

I hope there aren't any more mishaps

before we get back.

Okay.

I promise.

However, the one I want to eat

will probably have a long queue.

No problem.

Jiang Shiyi has two bases

on Earth.

One is the residence,

the other is The One company.

In that case,

did Jiang Shiyi lock Xiaoqi up

in the company?

No.

I have a strong feeling

that Xiaoqi is being held in Jiang Shiyi's house.

We just haven't found her.

We'll have to figure out

how to find her.

Xiaobu.

Keep monitoring.

(Real time monitoring)

Xiaoqi.

Wait for me.

Here's your coffee.

Have a nice day.

Thank you.

Hello.

Any recommendations?

We have the latest matcha latte.

Then I'd like two lattes and two slices of cake.

Okay.

Two lattes and two slices of cake, right?

Hello, here's your coffee.

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

Hello, what can I get for you?

I'd like a cup of coffee.

Okay, a cup of coffee.

Here.

You...

Sir, what can I get for you?

I want the blue cake over there.

Sir, this cake needs to be pre-ordered.

It will take about half an hour.

It's fine.

I can wait.

Okay.

Wait.

Is there a fried chicken place nearby?

Why are the robots

getting worse with each passing generation?

Pardon?

Look at Xiaobu.

She has daily hibernation time

to fix bugs

and update program functions.

You, on the other hand,

don't even have a resting time.

You stay on every day.

What's the difference between you

and these light bulbs?

They are so much like you.

Candy is the latest

10.0 intelligent secretary.

I've never received such an insult before.

Just you wait.

I'll hibernate now.

Okay.

If you can do that,

I'll admit that you're better than Xiaobu.

Wait.

You're not trying to trick me

and escape while I hibernate, are you?

You think too highly of me.

Could I possibly be that clever?

Moreover,

can I break through

your master's barrier with my powers?

No way.

That makes sense.

I'll hibernate now.

(Real time monitoring)

Sir, your cake.

Thank you.

(Unusual magnetic field)

What does this mean?

A powerful

magnetic field fluctuation is displayed nearby.

Does it show the fluctuation range?

(Sunny Apartment)

It takes too much energy to break through the barrier.

I can't even use my teleportation.

Fang Leng.

Milk tea shop.

Xiaoqi.

Who are you?

Sorry, I got the wrong person.

♪Whenever you're approaching me♪

♪Why is it familiar and strange♪

♪at the same time?♪

♪The hidden memories♪

Hormone. Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

♪The faithfulness in my palms♪

♪Only when you're holding tight♪

Fang Leng.

Xiaoqi.

Fang Leng.

Xiaoqi.

Fang Leng.

♪Even though the story goes back in time♪

♪and starts all over♪

Fang Leng.

Xiaoqi.

Fang Leng.

♪I'd never forget the gentleness deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment♪

♪To fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever♪

Xiaoqi.

♪To forget about you♪

Xiaoqi.

♪Whenever you're approaching me♪

♪Why is it familiar and strange at the same time?♪

♪The hidden memories are triggered suddenly♪

♪The flashing images bring back my heartbeat♪

♪I'm afraid that I'd forget♪

♪You're the reason I followed♪

♪The faithfulness in my palms♪

♪Only when you're holding tight♪

♪That I can stand still even when things are against me♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever to forget about you♪

♪I'll always remember your true love♪

♪I want to own nothing else besides that♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever to forget about you♪