Original subtitles

♪I upset you for being willful and spoiled♪

♪But you're not showing any emotions♪

♪Until you're defeated by my cuteness♪

♪I'll then consider leaving the solar system♪

♪The universe has gravity♪

♪You're my fatal attraction♪

♪The path of half the universe♪

♪Can't stop me♪

♪I have this homeless kind of sadness♪

♪But you're as warm as the sun♪

♪Across tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be loved by you♪

♪I love you like how a satellite pursues a planet♪

♪You're the attractive danger flying by the asteroid belt♪

♪Wandering for tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be found by you and keep you here with me♪

=My Girlfriend is an Alien S2=

=Episode 22=

(Sunny Apartment)

Are you really sure?

Although the mission is complete,

I want to stay on Earth with Fang Leng.

Xiaobu.

If

you want to go back to our home to repair your system,

you'll have to ask Shiyi to take you back.

So will I

never get to see you again?

Then I'll stay, too.

It doesn't matter if I can't use my powers.

I am your intelligent secretary.

If you stay, then I'll stay.

- We'll stay. - Thank you.

- I'm not leaving. - Xiaobu.

Xiaoqi, let me ask you.

You are the first among us

to fall in love with an Earthling.

You've broken the rules.

Are you not afraid?

I am a little scared,

but when I think of

Fang Leng by my side,

then

all my fears are gone.

Silly girl.

You know when you're in love with someone.

What is it like to love someone?

Let me explain.

When you like someone,

your heart beats faster,

your face blushes and flushes

and your scalp tingles.

Just like

when

your CPU breaks down.

Did this program start

because of Fang Lie?

(Fang Leng: Sleep early. Treat you to a big meal tomorrow.)

(Jiang Shiyi: See you tomorrow, I need to talk to you.)

Let's meet tomorrow. I have something to tell you.

Master.

Shouldn't you be

trying to persuade Chai Xiaoqi at this time,

instead of contacting Fang Leng?

After tomorrow, Xiaoqi will realise

that her so-called love

is just a deception

set up by an Earthling

to take advantage of her.

Mr. Jiang, I don't think this meeting

is about business, is it?

Mr. Fang, you're indeed smart.

This saves us a lot of time

beating around the bush.

Break up with Xiaoqi.

I expected you to have

your own tricks as my love rival,

but I didn't expect you to be so blunt.

Then I'll give you a straight answer.

That's impossible.

You know what?

If you found out the truth about everything,

you'd find your persistence

really ridiculous.

What do you mean?

Let me reintroduce myself.

My real name is

Jilisiburadakaqikaqi No. 11.

I'm from Cape Town Planet.

In the terms of you Earthlings,

I'm an alien.

Even if what you say is true,

what does it have to do with Xiaoqi?

Don't you get it?

Xiaoqi, the woman you think you love,

her real name is

Jilisikaqiusuolakalaka No. Seven.

She's also an alien.

Her mission on Earth

is to get close to you,

to use you to collect hormone element.

From the beginning

until now, she's sticking with you

for the mission.

So I advise you to give up,

because Xiaoqi

doesn't love you at all.

You may leave.

I wonder if he'll like me

in this dress.

It's so pretty. I'm sure he'll like it.

You're here.

What do you think?

Do I look good in this?

Any comments?

Xiaoqi, do you love me?

Why all of a sudden? Gosh.

Do you need to be so serious about my new dress?

Goodness.

How...

How could you ask that

in a public place?

I love you so much.

Do you truly love me?

Yes, I do.

What's wrong?

What about your mission?

What mission?

I've waited so long for you.

I'm starving.

Let's go and eat.

Jiang Shiyi told me everything.

I'm sorry.

As an alien,

it is my mission to rule the Earth.

What's wrong, darling?

My right eye

has been throbbing today.

I feel like

something is going to happen.

What did

he tell you?

Actually,

I've been wanting to tell you all along.

I just haven't figured out how.

I didn't expect him to tell you first.

So what he said was true.

I came to Earth,

approached you

and joined the company

initially on a mission,

but not anymore.

I mean it

when I say I like you

and will always be there for you.

Don't you believe me?

Or are you some kind of

planetist who prejudice

against aliens?

Aliens are actually quite nice.

If I say I'm bothered about it,

will you leave me?

No, of course not.

I made up my mind from the start

that I would always be with you

and that I would never leave you

no matter what happened.

If you want to break up with me,

I'll pursue you back.

I promise.

I...

I know it's hard to accept

and I know you must be

having mixed feelings right now.

Then I'll leave you alone for now.

See you.

Whether you're a human

or an alien,

I still love you.

However...

I don't think

we should do this in public.

Tell me.

How are you going to prove everything you just said?

Are you still not trusting me?

Are you ready?

Isn't it awesome?

This is called teleportation.

I can travel

anywhere I want to go in an instant.

No wonder you always

flash up in front of me.

Actually, I don't think

it's that impressive.

Let me show you something even cooler.

This...

I got it.

You were the one behind the phone in the car park

and the flowerbed at the hotel.

- Xiaoqi. - Here.

- Come with me. - You...

I...

Cool, isn't it?

Behold.

Here I go.

Love Beam.

Do you like it?

It's beautiful.

I used a lot of power this time.

The flowers are too colourful.

This psychic power

is specially designed for the Earth.

Those who are affected by it

will be touched

and fall in love.

You know what?

I was behind the orchids at Ke Ren's,

the flowerbed,

as well as Mrs. Zhou.

No wonder.

However, why didn't this trick

work for you then?

Well, that's better.

If it worked for you,

I'd have finished my mission

and returned home.

You wouldn't have fallen in love with me.

This indicates

that you are destined to stay on Earth

and that I am destined to love you.

Kiss.

Why does this happen every time?

I don't know either.

Let's go for dinner.

I used too much power. So I got hungry.

How long is this traffic going to last?

If this goes on, the restaurant will be closed

and we won't be able to eat.

I guess there was a car accident up ahead.

Otherwise, the traffic would not be so bad.

This should take a long time, then.

Are you hungry?

My belly shrank.

Look at the long line.

Hang in there.

What now?

Where's the car in front?

This...

This is so...

Xiaoqi.

There are no traffic jams up here.

Xiaoqi, this is so cool.

Look below.

No, I just took a peek.

Take another look.

Go ahead.

This is too high.

Xiaoqi, you are amazing.

You hit the stars.

What a beautiful view.

Pretty, right?

Master.

I detected Chai Xiaoqi's extensive use of powers.

Looks like they haven't broken up.

Candy.

If I keep splitting them apart,

Xiaoqi will hate me, right?

Master.

Are you giving up?

If you give up now,

Xiaoqi will definitely be punished.

That's the worst possible outcome.

I'd rather be hated by her.

I have to save her no matter what.

Why isn't Xiaoqi back yet?

I miss you.

Get some rest.

Bye.

Okay.

You should go back.

What are you doing

standing here?

(System down)

What's wrong?

Xiaoqi.

I can't help but think of Fang Lie

when I see you with Fang Leng these days.

What is wrong with me?

Are you in love with Fang Lie?

I don't know.

Xiaoqi.

How did you know for sure that you love Fang Leng?

My feelings for him

should have built up over time.

I didn't realise

when I started to like him

until he lost his memory.

At that time,

I was so worried about him

and I was afraid that he would forget me.

It was then

that I was sure

I had always liked him.

But Fang Lie doesn't have amnesia.

I may never be able to determine

whether I like Fang Lie or not.

Let me think.

Let's play a game

to find the answer.

Now, relax and clear your mind.

Relax

and breathe.

I will say a word

and you tell me

the first word

that pops into your head.

Breathe out.

Relax.

Sun.

Energy.

Cloudy.

Mouldy.

Cake.

Pudding.

Turtle.

Ice cubes.

Xiaoqi.

Friend.

Fang Lie.

Boyfriend.

You like him.

Xiaoqi, but I'm a robot.

Can robots fall in love?

Why not?

You absolutely can.

(Fang Lie)

Fang Lie.

Yes, brother?

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

I just got up.

I'm going to order some breakfast.

Breakfast?

It's 11pm, Fang Lie.

Then I'll go back to sleep.

Talk to you tomorrow.

Wait.

When was the last time you went out?

After submitting my competition entry, I guess.

I have been staying in the studio.

I wanted to go out,

but I had no company.

Go to bed.

I'll hang out with you sometime.

Okay, sure.

(Fang Lie)

Xiaoqi.

Should we just tell Fang Lie

that Xiaobu is actually a robot?

Xiaobu isn't actually ready

to tell him.

Let's respect her choice

and keep it a secret for now.

Well, I told Fang Lie

to be strong.

However, I know very well that there are many things

that can't be overcome by just being strong.

I didn't expect him

to be so down this time.

Brother.

I'm so excited!

I'm so excited!

He...

He doesn't look sad at all.

What is this?

Open it up.

(Invitation of Rising Star Cup Art Competition awards ceremony)

Can you do me a favour?

What is this place?

I'm at the Rising Star Art Competition

awards ceremony.

(Rising Star Cup Art Competition)

(Rising Star Cup Art Competition) Isn't this the competition

(Rising Star Cup Art Competition) that Fang Lie participated in?

Did he win?

He didn't mention that,

but the exhibition hall is full of award-winning artworks.

We can take a look.

What's wrong?

This drawing...

Could it be that Fang Lie

is suffering from depression?

It looks depressing.

This is not Fang Lie's artwork.

Then what are you worried about?

I've walked around twice,

but I can't find Fang Lie's name.

He probably didn't win.

Now,

the third place in the Rising Star Art Competition is

Qilin.

He's clearly worked so hard.

The runner-up,

Permanence of China

by Tang Zhuanzhuan.

If I hadn't been

so bothered about my own system,

I could have helped him more

and things would have been different.

There, there.

Don't worry. It's all right.

The first place,

My Inspiration

by Fang Lie.

Go ahead.

Please present the award.

Fang Lie is the winner.

So the top three winners' artworks

- are displayed separately. - Thank you.

I wonder what he drew.

Hello, Fang Lie.

Can you tell us a little bit

about your journey in creating this artwork?

When I was at my most confused

and in need of help,

a girl suddenly came to me

and brought me

many unexpected experiences.

And because of her,

I was able to win this award today.

It's you.

She is Xiaobu,

my muse.

She's also a cool, sweet girl.

Is she your girlfriend,

if I may ask?

I thought we'd be together forever,

but I think

I made a mistake

and made her upset.

If you can

I hope

she'll give me another chance.

I won't screw it up this time.

You did nothing wrong.

I lied to you.

Bush

If you could be braver,

Fang Lie wouldn't be so sad.

Go for it.

Where is this lady now?

She's down there.

Ms. Xiaobu.

Did you hear Fang Lie's confession?

If you'd like to forgive him,

could you come up to the stage

and tell him in person?

Tell him.

Yes.

- Go ahead. - Tell him.

- Tell him. - Come on.

Go ahead.

Tell him.

Be brave.

Tell him.

Xiaobu!

Why did she leave?

That's her, right?

What's the matter?

Xiaoqi.

Do you think I'm a coward?

I didn't have the courage to tell Fang Lie the truth

even though he had misunderstood me.

Do you still feel you don't have the courage?

Isn't our planet full of

super-intelligent robots?

Among all the intelligent robots,

only you, Xiaobu,

are willing to be my friend

and keep me company.

Only you

took the initiative to come with me

to complete my mission.

Whatever happens next,

just know that you're already brave enough.

And let me remind you.

It's hard

to meet someone you like on Earth,

but it's even rare

if you can find someone

who likes you back.

Still, I'm afraid,

What if he doesn't like me

if I tell him the truth?

That's your own assumption.

You haven't asked him.

How do you know what he'll say,

right?

I thought Xiaobu

would be happy with the award.

Fang Lie, did it ever occur to you

that Xiaobu might be a robot?

Brother.

Do you think you're funny?

Fang Lie, I have something to tell you.

That's the truth.

So we're not even the same species?

You're really just a pile of machine parts

and programming code?

So you've been lying to me all along.

I'm sorry.

Thank you for lying.

If you hadn't lied to me for so long,

I wouldn't be as happy as I am now.

This is more rewarding than my victory.

So you're an alien robot.

No wonder you're so cool.

Do you really don't mind

that I'm a robot?

I don't have a heart.

Do you believe in programmed love?

Xiaobu.

Fang Lie, I'm here.

Xiaobu, aren't you an alien robot?

How did you become a tortoise?

My system is unstable.

If the temperature suddenly rises,

I'll turn into a tortoise.

Fang Lie, I love you.

So when I'm in close contact with you,

my temperature control

goes out of control.

So you fell in love with me

at first sight

when you first saw me at the airport.

That's your imagination.

It was simply due to excessive physical activity.

I guess it first happened

I couldn't help it.

It's all your fault for making me flutter.

Looks like I'll turn into a tortoise every day.

Don't worry, I'll help you find a way.

Cheers.

After going through

all the trials

and tribulations of love,

Xiaoqi and Fang Leng finally get together happily.

After a breakup and reconciliation,

Xiaobu and Fang Lie,

two young lovebirds,

finally learn that love is not easy to come by.

Dr. Zhang and I

were already in a mature love relationship.

so we are definitely more stable than you guys.

So I'd like to

propose a toast

to all of us here.

May we be successful in our careers and love.

- Here, cheers. - Cheers.

Dig in.

Let's eat.

Fang Lie, pour me some juice.

It's salty.

Your mouth.

Wipe it.

This...

This...

Don't you need to explain?

Yes.

Magic.

Chai.

This is actually a magic show

that Xiaoqi and Xiaobu have prepared

especially for you.

It's okay.

I think

it's time to come clean with her.

Chai, do you remember

the last time we said

we shouldn't have lied to you about being the landlord's daughter?

Actually,

we lied to you more than once.

What do you mean?

The truth is, Xiaoqi and I

are aliens.

We just used our superpowers.

Darling, pinch me.

Darling, pinch me, too.

You are so cute.

You are cute, too.

It's you.

No, it's you.

You are the cutest.

You are the cutest.

You are the cutest.

Chai.

We didn't mean to lie to you.

But according to Cape Town's planetary security laws,

we are required

to hide it from Earthlings.

A lady as beautiful, lovely, generous,

kind and elegant as you

certainly won't blame us.

Says who?

If you two are really aliens,

why didn't you use

your superpowers earlier?

Then I would have

made a lot of money

from my Chai Chai Milk Tea Shop

and I would now have

a few more designer bags.

Still,

how could I possibly be mad

at you two young ones.

For in my heart,

I have already considered you both

as my family.

Chai.

You two are real brothers.

You even have the same type of partner.

My brother likes an alien

but I like an alien robot.

It's different.

Here.

This is your first love.

Xiaoqi and Xiaobu are both aliens.

Aren't there any

communication barriers between you?

What?

Xiaoqi and Xiaobu are also in love for the first time.

These four young people are all first-timers.

They won't understand

real love relationships.

Why don't I take you all to a game?

The name of this game is called

"Speak in Unison".

which tests the understanding of two people.

I will ask a question

and you both have to

answer it simultaneously.

Are you ready?

Yes.

I'm ready.

What does Xiaoqi like to eat?

- Fried chicken. - Fried chicken.

What is Xiaoqi's second favourite food?

- Hotpot. - Hotpot.

Then what is

Xiaoqi's least favourite food?

- No such thing. - No such thing.

She loves to eat everything.

I'm going to increase the difficulty.

How many times has Xiaoqi touched Mr. Fang's pecs?

- Seven times. - 77 times.

78 times.

Xiaoqi.

When was it?

While you were asleep.

As expected of Xiaoqi.

Next question.

What is Fang Leng's favourite perfume

that Xiaoqi made for him?

Destiny Lover.

Cold Outside, Warm Inside.

Don't you like pheromone perfumes?

All those pheromone perfumes

are available to everyone else,

but this one

was made for me exclusively by you.

Only I have it.

Gosh.

When did Fang Leng

first speak up for Xiaoqi?

When my colleagues thought I stole the hormone element.

When doing the gym live streaming.

When you were on live,

many of the comments kept questioning you.

So I just swore back at them.

I remember.

Are you the one who sent

a lot of gifts during the live stream,

the Cold Icy Rain?

♪Whenever you're approaching me♪

♪Why is it familiar and strange at the same time?♪

♪The hidden memories are triggered suddenly♪

♪The flashing images bring back my heartbeat♪

♪I'm afraid that I'd forget♪

♪You're the reason I followed♪

♪The faithfulness in my palms♪

♪Only when you're holding tight♪

♪That I can stand still even when things are against me♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever to forget about you♪

♪I'll always remember your true love♪

♪I want to own nothing else besides that♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever to forget about you♪