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[BELLS JINGLING]
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[♪♪♪]
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First ever Christmas
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in space, guys.
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[SLURPS] First Christmas
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hot chocolate in space.
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First time eating
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Benson's peppermint bark
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in space.
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My first time
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making peppermint bark in space.
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To be honest, the process
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is similar to the Earth version,
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but somehow
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it just tastes better up here.
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Yep. There's only one way
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this Christmas could be
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any more special.
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If we finally receive a message
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from our loved ones
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telling us they're all right
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and we'll see
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them again before we die?
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Eileen, he's talking about
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telling cool Christmas stories.
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Ho ho ho-o-o-o-o.
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Well, it's really more of
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a Halloween thing.
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What I'm talking about
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are cool Christmas stories
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in the form of a song.
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Carols.
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And handbells. Huh?
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So I'll sing the chorus,
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and then you guys pick it up.
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♪ Ding dong ding dong ♪
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Let's save the bell jingling
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for when you're by yourself.
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Until then, I got a story
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about an icy snow planet
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called Celsius.
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Now remember--we can only stay
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while there's sunlight,
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and Celsius only has sunlight
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for five minutes.
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Because if you're here
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after it gets dark...
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Yeah, the Celsian snow monsters
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will get us.
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You told us that,
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like, ten times already.
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I'm making sure you understand
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the premise of this place.
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But we haven't seen snow
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in forever.
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Yeah. Snow's what makes
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Christmas Christmas.
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That and presents.
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White Christmas.
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White Christmas.
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All right, all right.
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Five minutes, everyone,
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starting...
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now.
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[BEEP]
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Snow day.
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[LAUGHING]
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Ha ha ha ha. Look.
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[GIGGLING]
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ALL: Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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All right. Cute
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don't stop the sun from setting.
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Come on, let's get
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a white Christmas move-on.
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["SILENT NIGHT" PLAYING]
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[BEEPS]
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Okay, that was fun.
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Back to the dome, everybody.
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But wait. I haven't done the
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Sorenstein Hanukkah tradition
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of skiing down a big slope
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in my underwear.
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Well, make it quick.
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We only have,
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like, ten seconds left
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before the sun sets.
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Relax, bro. Here I go.
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Aah.
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Oh, come on.
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You're fine.
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Get up. We don't have time
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for this.
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[SOBBING]
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I don't know.
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It looks a little twisted?
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You can walk.
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[TIMER BEEPS]
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Ahh. Oh, no.
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Merry Christ--
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[ROARS]
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Back to the ship.
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Back to the ship.
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[SCREAMING]
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Merry Christmas.
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Almost there.
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Just keep running.
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[SCREAMING]
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Merry Christmas.
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MONSTERS: Merry Christmas.
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Okay, I'm not really sure
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what to do now.
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There's only one thing
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we can do--
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use your presents as weapons.
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It's holding them off.
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Keep throwing stuff. Unh.
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Eileen, I spent a long time
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customizing that for you.
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Huuh.
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Mordecai, I had to
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special order that
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from
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the Sno-Cone Machine planet.
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I know. And I really
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appreciate it,
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but Christmas
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isn't about gifts.
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What? Yes, it is.
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Dude, what are you gonna
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take with you
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when all this is all over?
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The stuff?
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No. Uhh.
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The memories.
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Unh.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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What do you mean, Mordecai?
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What Christmas
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is really about is spending...
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Spending money?
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No.
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Mordecai, what's it about?
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It's about
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spending time with friends.
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Huh?
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POPS: Ludlow
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the Laser-Nosed Reindeer?
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That's right. Santa sent me.
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He said he's sorry
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he couldn't be here,
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but he's super-proud of you guys
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for realizing
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the true spirit of Christmas.
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Whoa, it's really him.
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From the Ludlow series.
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He looks just like himself.
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Merry Christmas, guys.
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I'll take it from here.
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EILEEN: Cool. It's
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more effective than presents.
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ALL: Thanks, Ludlow.
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No problem.
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See you guys
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on the next Christmas special.
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Whoa.
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It's so realistic.
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He barely has to move.
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Stiff as a board.
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Well, what did you guys think?
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Considering
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we got our white Christmas,
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made it out alive,
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and I didn't have to sacrifice
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my awesome new
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two-wheel scooter, I'd say...
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ALL: Best Christmas ever.
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[COUGHING]
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Was that supposed to be
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heart-warming?
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Because it was really
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more scary than anything.
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I thought it was good.
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Oh, come on. Snow monsters?
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Laser-nosed Rudolph rip-off?
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If we're gonna tell
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Christmas stories,
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which I maintain,
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is an inappropriate
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means of celebration,
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they should at least be
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wintry stories like this one.
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We were flying through
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a Christmas-themed
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asteroid field.
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Open your next gift, Skips.
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This one's from me and Rigby.
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We pooled all our gifts
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this year.
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That way, if one us forgets,
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you can just write your name
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on the card and nobody knows.
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I learned it from my dad.
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Uh, thanks.
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It's a bazooka.
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Merry Christmas.
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What am I supposed to do
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with it?
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It's a T-shirt cannon.
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Yeah.
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They use 'em
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at monster-truck rallies
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to keep unruly fans at bay.
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From now on, whenever some jerk
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gets out of control,
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you can be all "Hey, punk,
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safe-tee not guaranteed."
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Whoops.
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Unh.
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Oh.
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What a wonderful message.
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Well, that's all the gifts.
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
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It's cool we found
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this asteroid field
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where they celebrate Christmas
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all the time.
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Wish we could've
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got some snow, though.
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Forget snow. I wish
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we could get some carollers.
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Oh, yeah, carollers.
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I wouldn't mind
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some carollers.
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Look, all I'm saying
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is the odds of a caroller
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knocking on the door right now
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are slim to none.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Was anyone expecting company?
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[KNOCKING]
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Uh, hey, dude.
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Nice jacket.
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[♪♪♪]
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Uh...
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I think it's a caroller.
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♪ On the first day of Christmas
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My true love gave to me ♪
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♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪
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Are those pears?
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I haven't had fruit
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that wasn't freeze-dried
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since we left Earth.
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Hmm.
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You're cool with me,
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mysterious space dirtbag.
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Aah.
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Get it off. Get it off.
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Rigby.
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Ha ha. I like this guy.
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Unh. Dude, what--
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♪ Waah ♪
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♪ On the second day of Christmas
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My true love gave to me ♪
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♪ Two turtle doves
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And a partridge in a pear tree ♪
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[LAUGHING]
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Aah. Get 'em off.
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Get 'em off.
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Okay, dude, thanks for the show,
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but you gotta--
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♪ Waah ♪
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♪ On the third day of Christmas
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My true love gave to me ♪
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No.
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♪ Three French hens ♪
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♪ Two turtle doves
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And a partridge in a pear tree ♪
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Waah.
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[GASPING]
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What do we do?
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What do we do?
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I-- don't know.
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Excuse me. Aah.
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[GROWLS]
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♪ On the fourth day
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of Christmas ♪
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♪ My true love gave to me ♪
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♪ Four calling birds ♪
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♪ Three French hens
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Two turtle doves ♪
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♪ And a partridge
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In a pear tree ♪
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Why does this song
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have so many birds?
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Ahh.
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♪ On ♪
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♪ The fifth day of Christmas
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My true love... ♪
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Shut up.
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♪ Five golden rings ♪
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Unh.
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♪ Waah ♪
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[SCREAMING]
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Watch out.
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[HONKS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTING]
316
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This is crazy.
317
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How do we get rid of this guy?
318
00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,800
I don't know. What makes
319
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a caroller leave you alone?
320
00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,200
Uh...
321
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oh, dude, cookies.
322
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My mom always gave them cookies,
323
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and they'd go away.
324
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Everyone,
325
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we... need... cookies.
326
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It's for the greater good.
327
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The greater good.
328
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Santa's not the only one
329
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eating cookies tonight.
330
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But we're all out of milk,
331
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so these babies
332
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are going down dry.
333
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♪ Partridges, partridges, waah ♪
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[GRUNTING]
335
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Huh? Oh.
336
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[LAUGHING]
337
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[♪♪♪]
338
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Yeah.
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Handbell breakdown.
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[♪♪♪]
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[GROWLS]
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[SCREAMS]
343
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[GRUNTS]
344
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Hmm.
345
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Cookies now.
346
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[GRUNTS]
347
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Come get some.
348
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[SNARLS]
349
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Cookies.
350
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[GRUNTS]
351
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It's all I've ever wanted.
352
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Thank you.
353
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,200
Waah.
354
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You said you wanted snow.
355
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:27,360
Now that's a Christmas story,
356
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am I right?
357
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,840
Dude, you're not gonna make
358
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,840
handbells cool.
359
00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,360
Yeah. Scale back
360
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the agenda, bro.
361
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Handbells represent
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the purity and togetherness
363
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of the holidays, you idiots.
364
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[CLANGING]
365
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They sound like
366
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angels whispering,
367
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and if you can't get that
368
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,720
through your skulls,
369
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that's on you, not me.
370
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:47,360
We need more peppermint bark.
371
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I'll be right back.
372
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[BELLS JINGLING]
373
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Think we should
374
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,240
go check on Benson?
375
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Bells.
376
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,160
Don't know anything about bells.
377
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,600
Ah, let him cool off
378
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,600
in there.
379
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,400
Yeah. Besides, we've got
380
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another Christmas story.
381
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,160
It starts off just like this.
382
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,680
Yeah, only Benson's
383
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,680
in a good mood.
384
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,120
Hey, I heard that.
385
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:10,000
Ho ho ho.
386
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:10,000
Merry Christmas.
387
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,280
Santa's got lots of presents
388
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,280
for each and every one of you.
389
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One for Muscleman.
390
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,760
One for Fives and Eileen.
391
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,360
One for Skips. One for Pops.
392
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,360
Wait. No.
393
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,360
This one's for Skips again.
394
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You must've been extra good.
395
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,680
Pops' present is...
396
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:27,280
Well, I know it's here.
397
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,200
Santa had his little helpers
398
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,200
get it for him.
399
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,600
You were supposed to get
400
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,600
Pops' present weeks ago.
401
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,880
I even made a packet
402
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,400
specifically telling you
403
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,400
what he wants,
404
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,560
where to get it,
405
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,560
how much it was, who to talk to.
406
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,040
That's too many instructions.
407
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,040
You confused us.
408
00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,000
What are we getting again?
409
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,400
An old-fashioned typewriter.
410
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,880
Just go get it now
411
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,880
or Pops will be crushed.
412
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,160
Look at him.
413
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,200
P-P-Present?
414
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,640
But it's Christmas.
415
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,640
All the malls are closed.
416
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,600
There's one mall open,
417
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,600
theoretically.
418
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,280
Benson said
419
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,280
it was around here somewhere.
420
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,080
Uhh. How are we supposed to
421
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,080
find this place
422
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,000
if it's theoretical?
423
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,000
Wait, look.
424
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,160
[♪♪♪]
425
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,080
Do we go in?
426
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,920
[BOTH SCREAMING]
427
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,840
Huh? Where are we?
428
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,840
Where's the cart?
429
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,480
Took care of it for you.
430
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,480
Valet services, you see.
431
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,760
Hmm, that's convenient.
432
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,760
Is this the mall?
433
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,040
You could say it's a mall,
434
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,800
theoretically.
435
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,120
What brings you two here?
436
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,720
Last-minute holiday shopping,
437
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,720
I take it.
438
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,480
Basically we're here to buy
439
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,480
an old-fashioned typewriter.
440
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,680
Ah, those are on
441
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,680
the fifth floor,
442
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,560
or should I say
443
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,560
the Fifth Dimension?
444
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,280
What?
445
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,880
Now, now, we've got many floors
446
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,880
and dimensions to get through.
447
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,680
[DING]
448
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,600
First floor, First Dimension.
449
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,080
[BOTH SCREAM]
450
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,080
BOTH: What was that?
451
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,680
Ah, it's all part of the ride--
452
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,680
dimensions and so on.
453
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,080
Whew, this seems normal.
454
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,280
Aah. 2-d.
455
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,920
Cool.
456
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,840
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
457
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,320
Finally, the mall.
458
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,120
Whoa, dude,
459
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,120
they have froyo here.
460
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,400
We should totally get froyo
461
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,400
after this.
462
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,400
Uh...
463
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,040
what was that?
464
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,200
In the fifth dimension,
465
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,800
you can see
466
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,800
all of your possible paths,
467
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,800
even ones
468
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,800
you don't choose to do.
469
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,320
Don't dillydally.
470
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,320
The longer you stay,
471
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,200
the more complicated
472
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,200
things will become. Good luck.
473
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,640
Come on. Let's just
474
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,640
get that typewriter
475
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,880
and get out of here.
476
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:30,880
Should we go up or down?
477
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,160
Uh...
478
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,120
BOTH: Whoa.
479
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,120
Fifth Dimension.
480
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,720
Dude, video games.
481
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,760
Rigby, wait. Focus, dude.
482
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:44,520
[LAUGHING]
483
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,000
No more distractions.
484
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,480
Just think "typewriter."
485
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,280
Typewriter, typewriter,
486
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,280
typewriter, typewriter.
487
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,320
[♪♪♪]
488
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,040
Finally.
489
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,280
Let's get this to Pops.
490
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,000
MAN OVER P.A.:
491
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,000
Attention, customers--
492
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,640
the mall is now closed
493
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,640
and will soon be imploding.
494
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,120
Merry Christmas.
495
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,400
What?
496
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,480
Hurry, to the elevator.
497
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,200
[LAUGHING]
498
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,280
[SCREAMING]
499
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,240
[PANTING]
500
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,040
Dude, the elevator's closing.
501
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,200
Theoretically not.
502
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,640
[BELL DINGS]
503
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,640
Huh?
504
00:14:56,640 --> 00:15:00,240
Looks, like you two had fun...
505
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,440
theoretically.
506
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,840
[GROANS]
507
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,000
BOTH: Merry Christmas, Pops.
508
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,000
A typewriter.
509
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,160
Just what I needed
510
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,160
to finish my memoir.
511
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,680
Should I set it up
512
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,680
in the kitchen or my room?
513
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,400
We could do both,
514
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,400
theoretically.
515
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,800
[ALL CHUCKLE]
516
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,800
The end.
517
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,280
I liked the elevator.
518
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,280
Yeah, very inventive.
519
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,840
Oh, but the typewriter
520
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,840
was my favourite.
521
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,000
So, you guys
522
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,000
want to treat Christmas
523
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,600
like it's Halloween, huh?
524
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,600
Well, have I got a story
525
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,600
for you.
526
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,480
[CRUNCH]
527
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,480
All right, we got
528
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,480
a lot of work to do
529
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,040
to make it look Christmas-y
530
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,040
around here.
531
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,560
Skips and Muscleman,
532
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,560
set up the fake snow machine.
533
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,160
Pops, you handle the wreaths.
534
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,360
Mordecai and Rigby,
535
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,360
go decorate the Snack Shack,
536
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,040
and go easy on the lights,
537
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,040
Rigby.
538
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,280
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
539
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,360
Dude, don't you think
540
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,360
this is a little much?
541
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,000
Remember what Benson said?
542
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,000
Benson's a Scrooge.
543
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,680
[BUZZING]
544
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,680
Aah. Not again.
545
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,560
Why do you always disobey me?
546
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,960
Whatever. You're not my dad.
547
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,160
You know what, Rigby?
548
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,160
You're bad.
549
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,240
You're a bad boy,
550
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,480
and you have been all year.
551
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,200
Tsk. Name one time.
552
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,160
Rigby, you... are a...
553
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,960
bad... boy.
554
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,960
Hey, man, no one's perfect.
555
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,600
Well, enough is enough.
556
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,880
No Santa for you
557
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,880
this Christmas.
558
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,680
This year, you'll get a visit
559
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,680
from Krampus.
560
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,800
Who?
561
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,800
He's the anti-Santa.
562
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,240
Instead of giving presents,
563
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,360
Krampus comes to punish
564
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,360
all the bad children
565
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,760
by stuffing them
566
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,760
into his basket.
567
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,080
Huh.
568
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,080
It's a European thing.
569
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,760
I'm sending him
570
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,760
an e-mail about you right now.
571
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,280
You wouldn't do that.
572
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,200
[BEEP]
573
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,840
[GASPS]
574
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,840
You're ruining my life.
575
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,040
[SOBBING]
576
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,680
You know Krampus isn't real,
577
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,680
right?
578
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,280
Oh, I know.
579
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,280
Just trying to scare him.
580
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,560
[BELLS JINGLING]
581
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,040
[BEEPING]
582
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,120
Oh, Benson?
583
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,120
We have an incoming call
584
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:11,000
from somebody named Kram... pus.
585
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,720
Huh?
586
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,400
Hi. Hello.
587
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,960
Is there a Rigby onboard?
588
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:22,000
Uh, Krampus.
589
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:22,000
It's really you. Ha.
590
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,240
I gotta be honest,
591
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,240
I didn't even know you existed.
592
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,560
Yeah, I got your e-mail.
593
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,120
You know, the one about me
594
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,120
stealing Rigby
595
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,040
and punishing him forever?
596
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,640
Oh, that?
597
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,640
That was just a joke.
598
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,160
We don't really need you,
599
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,160
but thanks, anyway.
600
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,200
"Thanks, anyway"?
601
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,400
It was a real hassle
602
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,400
getting over here, you know.
603
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,080
You've wasted my time, Benson.
604
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,720
You're bad!
605
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,880
You've been a bad boy!
606
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,080
[ALL SCREAM]
607
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,280
[ROARS]
608
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,080
[SIREN WAILS]
609
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,200
He broke through.
610
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,520
Get to your battle stations.
611
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,920
Go, go, go.
612
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,120
[BEEPING]
613
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,000
[ALL GASP]
614
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,400
You're bad.
615
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,240
You're all bad.
616
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,080
You know what that means.
617
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,720
Bask in my basket.
618
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,800
Aah.
619
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,480
This ain't no gift basket.
620
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,040
[GROANS]
621
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,120
Get in here, you basket case.
622
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,200
[WHIMPERS]
623
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,280
♪ A-tisket, a-tasket ♪
624
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,640
♪ I'll put this green chunkadunk
625
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,640
in my basket ♪
626
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,520
Stop. These puns are terrible.
627
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,360
[ALL SCREAM]
628
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,680
[CACKLING]
629
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,240
Krampus, please.
630
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,240
It doesn't have to be this way.
631
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:03,720
I came to punish Rigby,
632
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:03,720
and I'm not leaving until I do.
633
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,160
Hey, I'm his boss.
634
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,120
If anyone is gonna punish Rigby,
635
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,120
it's me.
636
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,640
[TONE RINGS]
637
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,320
Ow. What is that
638
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,320
horrible sound?
639
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,720
Oh, wait. These?
640
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,640
[KRAMPUS YOWLS] Handbells?
641
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:19,160
Why does it always
642
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:19,160
have to be handbells?
643
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,840
Guys, catch.
644
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,360
[GROWLS]
645
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,040
Follow my lead.
646
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,920
[♪♪♪]
647
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,480
[GROWLS]
648
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,880
I can't handle
649
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,240
such concentrated
650
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,240
Christmas cheer.
651
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,120
[SCREAMING]
652
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,760
We are free.
653
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,760
Ha ha ha.
654
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,440
We are free.
655
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,440
Ha ha ha ha.
656
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,800
Whoa. Krampus
657
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,800
was made of fruitcakes.
658
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,440
It's a Christmas miracle.
659
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,080
Benson, you were right.
660
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,320
Jeez, when will I learn
661
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,320
not to question your authority?
662
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,160
Don't beat yourself up.
663
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,160
You'll learn someday.
664
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,200
Well, I definitely learned
665
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,200
one thing--
666
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,640
handbells are the coolest.
667
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,200
Handbells. Handbells. Handbells.
668
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,040
Handbells. Handbells.
669
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,520
Handbells, handbells, handbells.
670
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,400
Dude, Benson, that was actually
671
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,400
a pretty cool story
672
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,400
till you ruined it
673
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,400
with the handbells.
674
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,480
Yeah.
675
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,480
Nobody likes handbells.
676
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,440
[THUD]
677
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:34,680
Ho ho ho. Did I hear
678
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:34,680
someone say "handbells"?
679
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,800
Oh, gross. Who are you?
680
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,960
I'm not gross.
681
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,040
I'm Space Santa, silly.
682
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,680
I've been travelling
683
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,680
billions of light years
684
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,760
to find someone who has
685
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,760
just as much Christmas spirit
686
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,880
as I do,
687
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,760
and that someone
688
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,760
is you, Benson.
689
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,760
Me?
690
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,160
Yep. Put 'er there.
691
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,320
Handbells.
692
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,840
You bet.
693
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,840
Ho ho ho ho.
694
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,080
Merry Christmas, everyone.
695
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,440
ALL: Merry Christmas.
696
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,120
Heh heh heh. Heh heh. The end.
697
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,160
[♪♪♪]
698
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,160
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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