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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,840 一艘新加坡注册货船 金色地平线号 2 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,800 遭国际武装恐怖组织骑劫 3 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,320 十名新加坡籍 八名马来西亚籍 4 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,520 七名中国籍船员相信已经被挟持 5 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:35,320 恐怖组织要求一亿美元赎金 6 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,200 以及立即释放该组织成员 7 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,880 恐怖组织与政府间谈判在进行中 8 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,080 谈判已宣告破裂 9 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,240 恐怖组织已下达收取赎金最后期限 10 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:57,080 消息指出人质将在1830起被杀害 11 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:00,920 指挥部 金色地平线号离我方15英里 12 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,920 各方已待命 准备行动 13 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,960 发射无人侦察机 14 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,720 蛙人与后援部队立即待命 15 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,640 动员蛙人从船尾登船 16 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,920 以人质安全为首要 17 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,360 知道 18 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,400 指挥部 19 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,680 各单位待命 即刻动员蛙人 20 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:22,880 知道 21 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,400 趴下 22 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,080 行动 23 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,320 呼叫指挥部 24 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:19,800 主甲板遇袭 25 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,040 有伤员 26 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,200 请立即支援 27 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:24,840 启动B计划 28 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,480 1815抵达目标 29 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,600 -知道 -知道 30 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:36,400 启动B计划 1815抵达目标 31 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:40,160 1815抵达目标 32 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,720 他们需要你 我能照顾自己 33 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,080 -你确定？ -确定 34 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,320 你小心躲好 我们很快回来 好吗 35 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,600 报告 甲板上有武装份子 36 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:02,920 收到 37 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:03,960 去查看 38 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,440 守住这里 39 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,280 趴下 40 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,280 五分钟后抵达目标 41 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,560 三分钟后抵达目标 42 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,840 -把枪放下 -救我 43 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:19,960 把枪放下 44 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,080 把枪放下 45 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,120 放开她 46 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,040 把枪放下 47 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,120 名单上并无女船员 做好你的功课 48 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,480 是 长官 49 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,920 机枪手戒备 50 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,960 收到 51 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,880 右闪 52 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,080 枪手射击目标 53 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,360 行动 54 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:12,480 出去 55 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,000 出去 56 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,160 马上出去 57 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,160 冷静 放松 有话好说 58 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,640 少废话 走 59 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,680 冷静 我们退后 60 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,480 没事的 下来 61 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,920 下去 62 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:41,840 走 63 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,960 我们下去 64 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,160 走 65 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,840 二 六 呼呀 66 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,720 全部跪下 67 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,560 谁是队长 68 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,840 是你 69 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,440 叫你的人把武器放下 70 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,760 马上就做 71 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,880 冷静点 别开火 72 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,680 他握着释压引爆器 73 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,320 冷静点 你到底要什么 告诉我 74 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,280 我已厌倦谈判 75 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,880 我要钱 76 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,200 我要直升机 77 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,160 我要回家 78 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,760 现在就要 79 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,920 无论你要求什么 我需要时间安排 80 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,480 退后 81 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:38,800 退后 82 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,720 退后 83 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,520 那就对了 84 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,800 退后 85 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,280 就现在 86 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,880 -阿洛伊休斯 -阿洛伊休斯 87 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,760 -人员坠海 -阿洛伊休斯 88 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:18,840 -阿洛伊休斯 -阿洛伊休斯 89 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,200 快去察看 90 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,960 大家好 还记得我吗 91 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:44,280 我是阿洛伊休斯 曾谢郎 92 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,400 你们刚看到的并非游戏 93 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,400 我们为什么会在反恐行动中出现 94 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,400 你们应该都还记得 95 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,600 我们在德光岛完成了基本军训 96 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,160 但你知道吗 97 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,840 并非所有军人都在德光岛接受训练 98 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,400 假设 99 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,880 我们都被分配到特种部队 100 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,480 海军蛙人部队接受训练 101 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,520 又会发生什么事呢 102 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:13,760 《新兵正传III：蛙人传》 103 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,480 这是我们另外一个故事 104 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,120 就由罗邦开始吧 105 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,680 阿猫 106 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,640 美女 我不叫阿猫啦 107 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,680 那阿狗好了 108 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,280 我昨天跟你买的这台手机 109 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,320 你告诉我这里最便宜 110 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,760 结果我出去一问 111 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:34,280 原来你们这一家 比别人还要贵整整50块 112 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,240 而且又少了给我一枚电池 113 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,200 怎么可以这样敲我竹杠 114 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,160 美女 115 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,760 我敲猪敲狗竹杠也不可能敲美女竹杠 116 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:42,880 你在外面问到的 117 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,000 一定是不含全球保修 118 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,880 如果你电话在国外坏了 119 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,560 难道你搭飞机回来修 120 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,280 而且现在搭飞机非常危险 121 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,880 随时飞到人间蒸发 122 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,840 不好笑 123 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:57,080 好吧 电池倒是你美得我忘了给你 124 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,040 算了 把电池给我就好了 125 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,200 好 126 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,840 你遇到刚刚 127 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:03,960 谁是刚刚 128 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,480 刚刚卖完 129 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,320 你可不可以不要欺负我 130 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,800 你别担心 131 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,240 把电话号码给我 132 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,480 电池一到 我通知你来拿 133 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,600 你最好不要骗我 134 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,160 不然你一定会有报应 135 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,760 我还可以带你去喝咖啡 136 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,040 -谈谈心 -罗邦 137 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,320 这样算法不对 害我被老板骂 138 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,000 你拿这个加这个 等等 139 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,560 这个加这个 140 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:27,800 这个加这个 141 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,360 再减这个不就对了 142 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,120 肯到底被派往什么短命单位 143 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,920 海军蛙人部队 144 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,880 你祖宗显灵 145 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,720 海军载人部队 146 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,840 轻轻松松把人载到目的地 147 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,400 脱衣 脱裤 脱鞋 148 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,600 翘起二郎腿 晃着… 149 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,320 这里有小孩 别乱说话 150 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,560 晃着屁股 151 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,560 之后把人载回去 152 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,920 清清闲闲 153 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,040 你还真的是捡到牛… 154 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,280 牛奶罐 155 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,360 舅舅 你听我说 156 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,160 我是蛙人 157 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,200 不是载人 158 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,080 蛙人跟载人相差一个字 159 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,880 工作形式大不同 160 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,240 你当蛙人 161 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,600 准备挖个洞 162 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:22,680 你准备去捡骨头 163 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:23,880 -乌鸦嘴 -乌鸦嘴 164 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,360 哥 165 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,800 有什么好吃的 166 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,920 你的学费 167 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,080 你自己够不够用 168 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,840 最近报纸的生意不错 你不必担心 169 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,400 当然 人人都去叫童子鸡 170 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,040 我们沾点光也不错 171 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,200 我告诉你 我明天去当兵了 172 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,280 你自己在外头当心点 173 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,640 有什么事直接发短信给我 174 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,200 我马上飞身出来救你 知道吗 175 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,880 你这么厉害 176 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,440 我是特种部队 我救不了你谁救得了你 177 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,720 我朋友告诉我 178 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:04,880 德光岛训练中心好像度假村 179 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,960 设备新颖 180 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:11,200 这里都是又破又旧的殖民地建筑 181 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:14,760 跟旧樟宜医院一样阴森森 182 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,280 小龙 183 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,400 儿子 184 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,880 儿子 等等我 185 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,560 不是叫你们别来了 186 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,960 死皮赖脸 还拉长着脸 187 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,400 搞到像送殡一样 188 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,960 你说话别老那么刻薄 189 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,840 你们两个才刻薄 190 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,280 我没同意过来这里 191 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,120 现在害我被充军 192 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:37,920 还没了香港的朋友 193 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,760 你香港的朋友全是古惑仔 194 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:40,840 继续下去 195 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,080 迟早到监狱看你 196 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,400 监狱？这儿跟监狱有什么分别 197 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,560 告诉你 如果我真出来混 198 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:49,680 你阻止得了我吗 199 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,680 见到这几个脑残了吗 200 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,680 他们都是我手下 201 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,080 你又能怎样 202 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,960 我叫你来当兵 203 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,760 就是要你跟他们断绝关系 204 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,560 我更应该跟你们断绝关系 205 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,360 你们要移民 对吗 206 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,680 那就应该你们去当兵 207 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,480 搞到父债子还 208 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,880 儿子 别这样 209 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,120 你们别再缠着我 210 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,280 你们真的很烦 走 211 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,120 走吧 212 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,360 你最好别跟这种人混在一起 213 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,440 不 你应该跟所有人通力合作 214 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,120 群体合作和战友间感情是很重要的 215 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,080 别担心 216 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,120 我有智商和情商 217 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,800 我不会树立任何敌人 218 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,560 因为在这里 我唯一的敌人是我 219 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,800 -我自己 -对 220 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880 乖孩子 221 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,720 -专业爆破专家 -专业爆破专家 222 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,480 -一群所向披靡的战士 -一群所向披靡的战士 223 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,240 -我们无所不能 -我们无所不能 224 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,320 无惧前方障碍 225 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,600 无惧前方障碍 226 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,600 闪开 别成为我的障碍 227 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,080 这个兵营跟别的很不一样 228 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,120 青蛙 还是有翅膀的青蛙 229 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,680 我看这里的军官 超喜欢到芽笼去吃田鸡粥 230 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,320 你还好吧 231 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,360 住嘴 232 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,680 好的 233 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,880 经过一些无聊的仪式 234 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,720 指挥官发言 235 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,160 家长询问脑残的问题 236 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:34,320 以及指挥官回复 说了等于没说的答案后 237 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,240 我们正式成为了NDU新兵 238 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,080 而我人生新篇章正式开始 239 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,680 很多人 240 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,040 包括你们新兵 241 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,320 爱取笑蛙人部队为 242 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,520 毫无纪律的部队 243 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,560 我向你们保证 244 00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:01,480 我们是最注重纪律的作战部队 245 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,760 自说自话 246 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,160 你暂时可选择不信 247 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,560 但是你终究会相信 248 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,280 你们不是一般军种 249 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:16,760 你们即将成为蛙人战士 两栖特种兵 250 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:23,200 你们将面对我严苛的超高要求 251 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:28,760 你们的道路将不会平坦 252 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,880 如果我们通力合作 253 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,680 便会无惧前方障碍 254 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,480 各位弟兄 255 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:42,840 你们准备好与我一起 勇闯这条荆棘路了吗 256 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,080 -是 长官 -是 长官 257 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,680 在蛙人部队 258 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,560 你们必须拥有最佳的体能 259 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,680 以及心理素质 260 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:56,680 只有最强者能通过考验 261 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,160 基本军训只是热身 262 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,880 战斗蛙人训练才是重头戏 263 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,480 你们要通过蛙人训练 264 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,480 就必须在训练中豁尽全力 265 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,160 记得 266 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,560 你们不是第一个 267 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,480 也永不会是最后一个 268 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,680 明白吗 269 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,280 -是 长官 -是 长官 270 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,880 现在把你们交给 271 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,560 王教官 272 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,880 全体新兵 273 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,080 把上衣脱掉 274 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,520 “脱掉上衣”这话 哪个部分你们不明白 275 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:48,080 -快脱掉 -快脱掉 276 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,040 你 出列 277 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,120 是 教官 278 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,280 不是你 不过没关系 279 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,560 你留下 280 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,520 你 出列 281 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,400 是 教官 282 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,080 我要你们每一位 283 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,880 睁大眼睛看清楚 284 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,080 两位队友 285 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,080 你们现在大部分 286 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:18,880 都长这样子 287 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,880 课程结束时 288 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:26,680 希望大家都竭尽所能 289 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,480 把身体练成这个样子 290 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,880 我的要求是否过高 291 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,080 -不 教官 -不 教官 292 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,440 我的要求是否过高 293 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,160 -不 教官 -不 教官 294 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,280 很好 295 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:39,880 归队 296 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,160 是 教官 297 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,840 我要大家记得 298 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,680 蛙人精神 299 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,360 荣誉 300 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,080 廉正 301 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,000 以及 302 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,400 团队精神 303 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,000 牢牢记住 304 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,880 清不清楚 305 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,360 -是 教官 -是 教官 306 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,800 趴下 307 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,120 军队里那么多单位 308 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,520 偏偏倒霉被丢到这里 309 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,160 为何偏偏选我 不是你 310 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,120 在烈日下 大海里奄奄一息 311 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,320 我在这里干吗 312 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,400 为何不是你 却偏偏是我 313 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,240 我想知道为何是我 314 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,880 从早到晚被痛苦折磨 315 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,360 无论什么兵种 316 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,800 都必需接受基本军事训练 317 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,680 我们必须穿上绿色陆军制服 318 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,240 即使我们棣属海军 319 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,320 全身布满淤青损伤 320 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,200 没得逃避 只得认命 321 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,400 我在这里干吗 322 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,240 为何不是你 却偏偏是我 323 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,240 我想知道为何是我 324 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,600 从早到晚被痛苦折磨 325 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,680 48班 326 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,520 拆枪 开始 327 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,960 -拆枪 -拆枪 328 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,040 完成 329 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,640 非常好 330 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,680 你打破了记录 331 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,120 十全十美 十秒钟 332 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,640 长官 我想把秘诀跟大伙分享 333 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,440 好啊 出列 334 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,800 我秘诀是 335 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,520 把拆枪的步骤 336 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,240 以饶舌歌帮助记忆 337 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,680 准备 338 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,840 麦克风试音 339 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,000 开始 340 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,320 把弹夹取下 再把螺丝一推 341 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,520 拉出枪柄和枪膛 342 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,080 再把撞针一敲使它飞脱 343 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,280 完成 344 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,680 大家已经知道了他的秘诀 345 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,400 我要大家都能跟他一样快 346 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,080 十全十美 347 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,840 十秒钟 348 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,320 你要去见习军官训练学校是你的事 别连累大家 349 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,240 翻译 350 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,640 别害所有人被罚 351 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,760 抱歉 我只是尽我本份 352 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,880 其实我只想分享我的秘诀 353 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,480 好让你们跟我一样优秀 354 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,040 完成 355 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,560 没料到你们会觉得我在害你们 356 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,680 当兵前有人告诉我 357 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,120 每个单位里一定会有个花样十足的人 358 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,600 我不相信 想不到还真让我遇上 359 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,840 你花样能少点吗 360 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,520 你妈没教过你 361 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,000 大人说话 小孩别插嘴 362 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,040 你想粘墙壁 363 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,480 你要记得吃药 364 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,800 要不然你搞不清楚 365 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,160 谁是大人 谁是小孩 366 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,920 我不知道骲人是你爸的专利 367 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,560 只有你能骲 我不能骲 368 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,400 厉害就好 不要互相伤害 369 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,960 翻译 370 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,560 全家惨 371 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,760 全家惨？ 372 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,560 什么意思 373 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,160 来 374 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,200 罗邦 你还真像便利店 375 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,960 别小看我这便利店 这叫NDUC 376 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:31,960 NTUC？ 377 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,200 NDUC 蛙人部队超市 378 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,080 你们拿了什么要记下来 379 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,280 别欺负我老实人 380 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,400 喂 大家 381 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,520 你们有没有听过 一个变态教官叫天下第二 382 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,960 天下第二？ 383 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,800 你也听说过天下第二？ 384 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,960 这么说 这家伙在NDU一定很出名 385 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,480 天下第二有什么好怕 386 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,080 要怕也该怕天下第一 387 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,400 对啊 为何他叫天下第二 388 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,920 他之所以叫天下第二 389 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,800 因为他是NDU出了名的变态教官 390 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:57,800 然后 391 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,360 同时也是全武装部队不靠氧气筒 392 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,560 潜水时间第二久的纪录保持者 393 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,400 由于水压的缘故 394 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,600 他的脸部神经全部坏死 395 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,960 永远只有一个表情 396 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,160 奶奶发嗲 父母发疯 朋友发病 397 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,760 捡到钱 挖到宝 中彩票 398 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,360 清明节 圣诞节 情人节 399 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,640 不过幸好 400 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,040 我听说他被调走了 401 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:29,160 幸好 402 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,040 真可惜 403 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,960 有机会调文职也不去 404 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,160 笨蛋 405 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,760 罗邦 406 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,960 为什么你的零食能无限供应 407 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,160 你到小卖部进货 对吗 408 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,440 别乱说 我们是不能去小卖部的 409 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,360 这是我的商业秘密 不告诉你 410 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,440 各位 善意提醒 411 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,160 这些垃圾食品有害健康 412 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,920 不过偶尔吃一次没关系 413 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,160 晚安 美梦 414 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,040 去睡吧 415 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,640 各位 416 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,680 今天要学的是防溺水 417 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,880 这是用来加强蛙人在水中的信心 418 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,960 开始 419 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,560 呼吸管道 检查呼吸 420 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,840 一 二 三 四 十 421 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,560 各位 422 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,960 你们可以笑 你们可以闹 423 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:41,920 但要认真用心观看示范 424 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,360 这可是人命关天 要严肃对待 425 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,800 大家已经看过了示范 426 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,360 我们开始练习 准备好了吗 427 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,400 -是 教官 -是 教官 428 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,360 好 第一组 我要洛基 429 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,360 还有亨利 430 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,960 干吗 431 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,880 这不是美男秀 想被罚？各就各位 432 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,840 -是 教官 -是 教官 433 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,440 1 2 3 4 30 434 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,160 下一组 我要 435 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,560 黑龙 436 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,080 还有 437 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,520 罗邦 438 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:27,560 教官 439 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,600 我跟谁都可以 不跟他行吗 440 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,280 -我还没嫌弃你呢 -你想怎样 441 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,520 这是干吗 相亲啊 442 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,560 想成为蛙人 就得学习互相合作 443 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:36,840 将来出任务 444 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,280 难道你只挑你喜欢的组员吗 445 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,120 不 教官 446 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,080 躺下 447 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,040 你躺下 448 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,360 是 教官 449 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,440 1 2 3 4 25 450 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,760 1 2 3 4 30 451 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:02,600 王八蛋 你想惹事 452 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,560 你干吗 453 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,000 教官 他往我嘴里吐口水 454 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,200 意外 455 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,320 意外？ 456 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,000 我就让你们知道什么叫意外 457 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,360 既然你们不知道什么是团队合作 458 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,040 今天我就让你们痛不欲生 459 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,360 生意太好了 多拿点货过来 460 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,760 我楼下等你 461 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,080 再来 462 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,560 走啦 去睡觉 463 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,680 睡什么 再来一局 464 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,360 那是什么 465 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,920 扑克牌 466 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,160 干吗 467 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,760 开赌场？ 468 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,360 不是 教官 469 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,560 这扑克牌是算命用的 470 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,360 -算命 -算命？ 471 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,200 好 神算大师 472 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,160 替我算算命 473 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,560 教官 474 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:03,360 请挑一张牌 475 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,160 你一定以为我会挑中间的 476 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,560 我偏偏挑这张 477 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,680 这张牌说的是… 478 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,160 你命犯天煞孤星 479 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,560 注定无子终伴 480 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,760 孤独一生 481 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,160 我不明白 482 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,160 你能说得简单点吗 483 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,560 也即是全家惨 484 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,760 -全家惨？ -是的 485 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,560 什么意思 486 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,960 全家惨 487 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:40,960 我不知道 488 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,840 我只知道 没钱很惨 489 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,160 全家惨 490 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,560 似乎是结合 491 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,360 谦虚 勇猛 492 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,680 和温柔 493 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,760 全家惨 494 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,640 听起来不错 495 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,760 全家惨 496 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,480 其实我从小就“全家惨” 497 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,680 天生如此 498 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,280 不过现在 499 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,640 我要你告诉我 500 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,280 住在这营房里的人 501 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,120 一分钟后的命运 502 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,720 你这四个别再哀嚎鬼叫 503 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,840 闭嘴照做 504 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,000 是你们自作孽 505 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,440 黑龙 感觉如何 506 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,880 你没预先算到自己的命运吗 507 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,640 “全家惨”很好 对吗 508 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,680 -动作完成 教官 -动作完成 教官 509 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,760 稍息 510 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,160 -48班 -48班 511 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,560 今天就算了 512 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,840 日后若让我再见到扑克牌 513 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,920 或者其他赌具 514 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,360 我告诉你们 515 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,600 我会罚到你们见不到隔天的太阳 516 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,960 清楚 517 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,760 -是 教官 -是 教官 518 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,440 算命 你可真会算 519 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,360 算到我们四个差点没命 520 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:26,960 算命 521 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,240 刚才要不是你走路像大闸蟹 522 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,680 我的扑克牌会被发现吗 523 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,560 我告诉你 像你这种白痴 524 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,800 我在香港打的不少 525 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:35,920 香港古惑仔？ 526 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,920 这是新加坡 别惹我发笑 527 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,080 猛虎不及地头蛇 528 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,280 你妈没教过你啊？ 529 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,360 我只听过不是猛龙不过江 530 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,800 来啊 531 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,920 算了 532 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,760 我给你粘墙壁 533 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,360 算了 534 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,160 别去惹这种流氓 535 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,360 不好意思 拉肚子 536 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,600 没事吧 537 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,360 你朋友？ 538 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,760 你队友 539 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,840 刚才要不是你拉着我 540 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,360 我早就让他趴下吃屎送院 541 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,560 好啦 冷静 542 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,680 喂？ 543 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,160 你盯着 544 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,320 你在哪里 545 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,160 两棵树之间扔进来 546 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,920 走 547 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,360 在这里吃烤面包跟外头味道大不同 548 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,960 真的不一样 549 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,800 刚才什么事 为何那么暴躁 550 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,320 那家伙越来越过分 551 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,080 就这样 552 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,120 家里刚好发生一些事 553 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:06,920 差几百块 554 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,640 我又人在兵营 什么也做不了 555 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,760 那家伙又一直惹事 就爆发了 556 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,640 几百块也不是个大数目 557 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,480 钱不是问题 558 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,200 钱不是问题 问题是没有钱 559 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,760 几百块我先借给你 560 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:20,760 真的吗 561 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,320 不过利息跟高利贷一样 562 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:24,760 开玩笑 563 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,560 今天是我们的休息日 564 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,000 休息日 565 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,720 今天是我们的休息日 566 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,400 休息日 567 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,160 今天是我们的休息日 568 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,840 休息日 569 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,680 今天是我们的休息日 570 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,440 休息日 571 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,120 乖孙在哪儿 看不到 572 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,480 每一个都黑黝黝的 573 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,600 而且穿着都一样 574 00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,800 制服当然一样 575 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,240 看不到 我们下车看 576 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,760 肯 577 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,960 老大 578 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,960 东西准备好了吗 579 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,680 昨晚吃了榴梿 580 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,600 大小混在一起 581 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,160 今早第一泡 582 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,720 够狠 583 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,240 妈 找到艾米了吗 584 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,520 你以为你妈是警方情报科 585 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,160 你就不能帮我吗 586 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,480 她帮了你两个星期 还不够吗 587 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,360 你够了 开车 588 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,920 捣蛋鬼 别害我被罚 589 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,920 回家 590 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,360 你好 鸡尾会 591 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,400 你好 这里是不是鸡尾会 592 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,040 不 居委会 593 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:55,240 菜市场前面126号街灯坏了 594 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,080 你们可不可以快点派人来修理 595 00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,960 不然晚上很危险 596 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,760 你们知道了 597 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,600 别让我再打来多一次 598 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,600 下次我直接投诉总理公署 599 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,920 开始行动吧 600 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,560 哪一个 601 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,440 好 602 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,080 灯柱前打电话那个 603 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,240 是的 长官 604 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,160 一切顺利 605 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,560 灯柱前那个？ 606 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,480 是 607 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,400 他们刚离开 608 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,600 打电话那个？ 609 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,960 对 610 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,560 好的 长官 611 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,920 糟糕 612 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,160 傻豹 613 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,920 住手 614 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,720 这是我NDU老大 615 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,960 你的NDU老大？ 616 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,000 是啊 617 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,720 这个不是那个王… 618 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,080 我姓王 王教官 619 00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,160 这是什么 620 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,040 香港特产凉茶 621 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,360 香港凉茶 自己弄的？ 622 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,760 对 绝对自己弄的 623 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,280 -好喝吗 -是啊 624 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,320 当然好喝 625 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,480 -喝过吗 -喝过 626 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,240 -你呢 -我没喝过 627 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,080 那试试看 马上 628 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,280 我试试 629 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,880 -试啊 -我试试 630 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,160 -我试试 -喝 631 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,360 -我真的喝了 -喝 632 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,280 如何 633 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,160 好喝吗 634 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,760 超级无敌好喝 635 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,720 你怎么搞的 636 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,720 差点被你害死 笨蛋 637 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,440 你想用尿泼我教官 638 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,240 你要我以后日子怎么过 639 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,320 你搞什么鬼 640 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,000 我求求你机灵一点 傻豹哥 641 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,560 尽量 642 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,120 有没有搞错 连个家字都能写错 643 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,840 因为我没有家 所以不会写 644 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,640 你可不可以整理一下 645 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:09,920 跟乱葬岗一样 646 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,040 傻豹 647 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,440 来了 648 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,960 什么事 老大 649 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:16,880 这不是我去当兵前吃剩的吗 650 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,040 怎么还在 651 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,120 这傻豹真是的 652 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,120 怎么可以做出这种事 653 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,480 抱歉 老大 654 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,320 因为我最近很忙 655 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,640 你知道吗 我们地盘最近好像发生了事情 656 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,480 那些学生开始欠我们保护费 657 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,360 还有一个叫山猪的 658 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:37,000 超能打的 而且最严重的是 659 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,960 我发现蛇仔他们好像跟他走得很近 660 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,280 你人头猪脑 何必怕你的同类 661 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,960 你马上跟我解决他 662 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,760 蛇仔他们如果敢出花样 663 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,960 打断他狗腿 664 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,360 对了 老大 665 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,920 这汤是今早你妈… 666 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,280 我妈？ 667 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,720 不要 668 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,720 她除了会煲汤之外 还会什么 669 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,520 她以为给我煲汤 我就会原谅她 670 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,640 她把我当白痴 671 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,600 老大 你别这样 672 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,800 你喝点吧 673 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,320 不然我很难做 674 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:08,840 都说了不喝 675 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,600 你爱喝你喝 676 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,360 我刚才不是喝过了吗 677 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,480 别这样 老大 喝点吧 678 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,360 你那么紧张我喝不喝 679 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,920 是否收了我老妈好处 680 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,720 没有 681 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,720 没有？ 682 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,160 没有才怪 683 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,160 这封是你的 684 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:31,520 不要 685 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,600 那我不是多了一千块 686 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,760 一千块？ 687 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,360 最讨厌她的钱 我把它花光 688 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,680 八毛钱 689 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,920 谢谢 690 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,720 你的头发呢 怎么都不见了 691 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,320 每个人当兵都一样 692 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,600 居委会效率真高 693 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,880 我一投诉就来修了 694 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:54,720 对啊 你那么厉害 695 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,920 你是怎么跟他们说的 696 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,680 我跟他们说没有路灯 你就没法做功课 697 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,040 他们就派人来修了 698 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,080 乱说 699 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,680 让我再摸一次 700 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:02,760 吃饭 701 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,120 你这两个星期训练得如何 702 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,240 会不会很辛苦 703 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,520 有没有被折磨 704 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,160 你怎会知道这个词 705 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,960 我看《新兵正传》学的 706 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,240 他们是陆军 不一样 707 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,960 我们的处罚叫Hammer 708 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,040 集合叫Muster 营房叫Cabin 709 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,960 我们的吃饭叫Chow 马上Chow 710 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,160 -Chow -Chow 711 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,120 -罗邦 -你来干吗 712 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,200 你女朋友？ 713 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,160 我妹妹啦 什么女朋友 714 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,120 你妹妹啊？ 715 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,560 你好 我是伟明 716 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,560 我是罗薇 717 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,720 罗薇 我叫伟明 718 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,240 我叫罗邦 干吗你 719 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,520 对了 720 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:39,320 这是我答应要给你的 721 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,400 给你的聘金 722 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,600 聘金娶我妈妈？ 723 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,120 娶你妈妈那需要这么多？ 724 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,440 娶你妹妹 你不是答应了吗 725 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,760 去你的 我几时答应过 726 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,920 你想得美 727 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,400 可以把手机号码给我吗 728 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,920 我还在 729 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,920 开玩笑的 我妈打来了 730 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,160 妈 我快到了 731 00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,560 谢谢你 732 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,720 再见 罗薇 733 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,360 你只跟罗薇说再见 罗邦不用再见啊？ 734 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,880 你的手机号码我直接跟你哥要 735 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,960 去你的 736 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,480 吃饭 别理他 737 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,200 有没东西吃 你妈我肚子饿 738 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,560 妈 来 坐下吃 739 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,520 哥 我分点给你 740 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,560 没关系 你吃 741 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,240 有没有钱 拿点钱来 742 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,920 我上次不是给过你了 钱呢 743 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,560 你几时给过我了 744 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,960 我那天不是给你了吗 745 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,320 你几时给过我 你自己看看 哪有 746 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,440 还说你没吸白粉 747 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,120 吸毒要坐牢的 你知道吗 748 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,920 你听我说 749 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,000 你别吵 我还给你 750 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,720 我还给你 你自己得小心 751 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,960 没这个 我怎可能活到现在 752 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,200 你老爸是我害死的 753 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:03,360 我当初不掉头就没事了 754 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,800 是我害死你老爸 755 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,880 不是 那是意外 756 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,080 不管你的事 你都没有错 757 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,880 -你都没有错 -妈 758 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,520 妈 759 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,440 我在当兵 阿薇还小 760 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,560 你这个样子 你想我怎样 761 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,120 你听我说 妈 762 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:38,920 你被选入蛙人部队 表兄弟姐妹以你为荣 763 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,920 他们稍后会给你一个惊喜 764 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,320 48班 立正 765 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,320 48班 站好 766 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,520 晚上好 长官 767 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:54,480 晚上好 768 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,800 48班长报告 769 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,920 人数100到齐 等候命令 770 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000 稍息 771 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,800 48班 稍息 772 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:09,760 -蛙人周肯 -呼呀 蛙人周肯 773 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,920 -欢迎蛙人周肯 -欢迎蛙人周肯 774 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,040 不错 你们怎知道这些 775 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,240 网上搜的 776 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,160 好 不过不够好 777 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,200 全体 俯卧撑 778 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,520 -是 长官 -是 长官 779 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,200 他们只是小孩子 780 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,080 这是我在军营每天的生活 781 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,520 每时每刻 782 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,720 生活是残酷的 783 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,120 你很无聊 这样很好玩吗 784 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:34,880 多事 785 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:35,960 不错啊 786 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,520 -哥 想你 -想你 787 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,880 大姐 外甥当兵第一次回家 788 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,360 家里就这么热闹 789 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,960 好像中元节普渡一样 790 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,200 只差没办歌台 791 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,120 我不就请了你这个歌王来了 792 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,920 今天要是办普渡 793 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,960 你肯定是那只饿鬼 794 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,000 亲家 你怎么可以这么说 795 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,440 我今天可不是白来的 796 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,040 我可是来把福气带给你的 797 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,560 你会那么好给我福气 798 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,520 大姐 我真的把福气带给你 799 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,760 这个最新款米桶 800 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,320 里面的米吃过就会 801 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,360 健康快乐幸福 802 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,520 给你赚大钱 全家发 803 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,720 那你今天多吃点 804 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,520 老公 请他喝酒 805 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,120 喝酒 806 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,120 你也过来吃点东西 807 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,240 你手臂怎么啦 808 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,160 他们是不是虐待你 809 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,000 这只是训练的一部分 810 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,520 你不知道NDU不是人去的吗 811 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,080 大姐 这里也有 812 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,440 等等 我一定要拍下证据 813 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,480 然后去投诉 814 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,440 我一看就知道这种训练很严格 815 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,400 但是就算训练再严格 816 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,680 之后也得到河里捞尸体 817 00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,080 大水沟阻塞也得潜水去疏通 818 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,400 这种兵只有两个字能形容 819 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,480 什么 820 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,640 屎工 821 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,080 舅舅 谢谢 822 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,880 你有没有查清楚 823 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,160 那是以前 824 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,720 现在不是这样了 825 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,520 现在的NDU就跟美国海豹部队一样 826 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,040 你懂吗 特种部队 827 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,720 新加坡只有0.1%的人有资格加入 828 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,240 我儿子就是其中之一 829 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,280 爱现 830 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,200 给你长知识 831 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,520 喝酒 832 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,680 这什么酒 好喝 833 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,920 这个叫Dester Beer 好喝吧 834 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,040 你到哪儿去了 835 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,120 现在才打给我 836 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,760 我过去两星期不断打给你 837 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,080 你去哪儿了 838 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,280 我早晚不停打给你 发短信给你 839 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,120 你为何避开我 840 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,720 你不知道我在NDU吗 841 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,520 全宇宙最辛苦的单位 842 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,080 你怎么能这样对我 843 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,240 肯 我现在打给你的原因是 844 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,520 我已经做出了决定 845 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:02,600 我们分手吧 846 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:03,680 分手？ 847 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,160 你怎么可以背叛我 848 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,200 你知道我现在身上每一寸 849 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,200 都受了重伤 850 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,880 而你却还来伤我的心 851 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,080 我需要的是坚强的人 852 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,400 可以保护我 爱我 关心我 853 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,840 理解我的感受 854 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,880 我需要有坚定意志 855 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,160 和思想成熟的人 856 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,320 你太孩子气了 857 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,800 分手吧 放手吧 858 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,360 你电影看太多了 859 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,520 你要的人根本不存在 860 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,440 即使到工厂定制也不可能 861 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,120 你别妄想了 喂？ 862 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,880 接电话 863 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,520 快接电话 864 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,920 混蛋 865 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,120 你要冷静一点 866 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,120 这叫兵变 很普遍的 867 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,400 现在最重要的 868 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,200 是你得集中精神接受训练 869 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,160 这种事情很快就过去的 870 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,720 很快就会忘记的 871 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,600 我恨国民服役 872 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,840 没事的 873 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,600 没办法 我出最后一招了 874 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,640 叫他去签约当空军战斗机师 875 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,240 为何当战斗机师 876 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,240 这样就能离开NDU 877 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,720 这样行吗 878 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,560 行的 很多人都这么做 879 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,240 经过慎重考虑 我决定 880 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,960 要加入空军部队 成为战斗机师 881 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,120 我想飞 不想游泳 882 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,240 前途似锦 883 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,360 谢谢教官 884 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:55,560 我也这么认为 885 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,080 我明早会转告营长 886 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,080 但是善意提醒 887 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,400 在你还没调走之前 888 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,520 你还是得接受所有的训练 889 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,080 没得例外 890 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,200 明白吗 891 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,280 是 教官 892 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,280 滚 893 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,520 谢谢教官 894 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,520 48班 赶快集合 895 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,560 眼睛红了没 896 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,720 你又来了 不要啦 897 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,760 你每次装病都没人相信你的 898 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,400 演戏讲求天份 899 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:33,480 你那么壮 900 00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,440 演技好也没用 901 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,080 赶快集合 902 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,320 赶快集合 903 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,120 我想跟你分享 904 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,760 分享从补习那儿学到的心得 905 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,000 补习？ 906 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,280 是啊 特种部队补习 907 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:58,000 第一 专注在训练上面 908 00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:59,920 第二 团队合作 909 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,520 别连累队友也算是一种团队合作 910 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 你在说你自己吗 911 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,960 不是 我只是分享我补习所学 912 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,320 我只是分享秘诀 913 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,960 别担心 要开心 914 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,240 不要相争 要相爱 915 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,440 跟你？ 916 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,000 不是 别误会 917 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,040 是跟大家 918 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,120 别五十步笑百步 919 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,920 对啊 害人精竟然教人不要害别人 920 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,320 王教官 921 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,280 -呼呀 王教官 -呼呀 王教官 922 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:37,600 呼呀 923 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,120 开始训练前 924 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,440 有没人感到身体不适 925 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,600 -没有 教官 -没有 教官 926 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:47,520 教官 927 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,280 我可能患上红眼症 928 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,000 昨晚要当战斗机师 929 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,200 今早就红眼症 930 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,440 既然你是个小病孩 931 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,200 其他人去训练时 932 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,480 你就在这里站15分钟 933 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,920 如果过后眼睛仍然红肿 934 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,280 我就让你去挂病号 935 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,040 我需要一名自愿者 936 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,160 跟他大眼瞪小眼 937 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:17,520 之后再带他去挂病号 938 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:18,920 有没有自愿者 939 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,640 -我 -怎么又是你 940 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:26,320 -48班只有你一个人吗 -对 不 941 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,840 很好 没有团队合作精神 942 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,080 除了你之外 943 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,480 全体俯卧撑 944 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,520 教官 我也做 团队精神 945 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,120 今天是战斗蛙人训练的第一天 946 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,400 把木桨授予你们 947 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,920 象征你们的新生 948 00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:02,200 要牢记荣誉 廉正 以及团队精神 949 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,520 我祝你们在接下来的训练顺利 950 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:09,880 我现在把你们交给你们的主教官 951 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,800 他是一名经验老道 952 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,480 要求严格的教官 953 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,120 他就是林教官 954 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,160 绰号 955 00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:23,520 天下第二 956 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,320 我听说他被调走了 怎么还在 957 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,280 糟了 958 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:39,200 长官 959 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:42,840 交给你了 林教官 960 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:43,960 谢长官 961 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:49,920 48班 962 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,320 我听说你们是一群窝囊废 963 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,120 里头有不少白痴脑残 964 00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,320 你们如果认为之前很辛苦 965 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,960 你最好重新再衡量 966 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,920 因为在CDC这里 967 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,560 唯一好过的只有昨天 968 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,360 CDC的训练比基本军训严苛多了 969 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:13,040 对体能以及意志力的要求更高 970 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,200 这里的教官们都脑筋有问题 971 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,520 不断把我们往崩溃边缘推 972 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,960 天下第二说唯一好过的是昨天 973 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,600 我当兵前早有准备 974 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,320 都觉得最辛苦的永远是明天 975 00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,760 更何况那些毫无准备的 976 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,000 CDC 对我来说 977 00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,280 简直就是通往地狱的道路 978 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:46,680 很累吗 979 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,680 我一人能控制你们全队 980 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,080 八个人竟然无法控制一艘橡皮艇 981 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,200 你有什么毛病 982 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:54,240 很累吗 983 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,640 我再给你两个人好吗 984 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:56,840 真的吗 985 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,160 真的 986 00:50:58,240 --> 00:50:59,280 当然是真的 987 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,280 混蛋 短命王八蛋 988 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,880 成事不足 败事有余 989 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,320 你这个全家惨 990 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,360 我不让你粘墙壁 我就不叫黑龙 991 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:14,400 别想那么多了 992 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,480 我们去锻炼 一会儿就没事了 993 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,400 各位 我在船上的时候一点都不好玩 994 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:22,440 我真的很内疚 995 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:25,680 住嘴 别再说了 996 00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:27,520 你还真欠揍 997 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,000 这种人在当年早就被人盖棉被了 998 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,280 盖棉被干吗 999 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,320 揍啊 1000 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,280 不好意思 1001 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,920 有人吗 1002 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,280 外面有人吗 1003 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,200 开门啊 别闹了 1004 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:48,960 教官见到我光着屁股 1005 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,400 大家都要受罚 1006 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,200 快点开门 1007 00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,200 别玩了 求你们开门 1008 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,320 待会被发现又要被罚了 1009 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,160 对不起 快开门 1010 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:07,160 什么事 1011 00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:08,360 谢谢 1012 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,360 求求你们把锁头打开 1013 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,000 我要拿我衣服 1014 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,600 把钥匙给我 1015 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:26,080 求求你们 我向你们道歉 1016 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,560 我知道我刚才又连累了你们 1017 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,960 我又不是故意的 1018 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,360 我发誓我下次会改进的 黑龙 求求你 1019 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,680 其实也不算是我错 1020 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,400 不是你错 难道是我错 1021 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,880 不 是我错 1022 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,680 你这全家惨听清楚了 1023 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,280 如果你再连累我们一次 就一次 1024 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,880 我会把你的钥匙扔到楼下操场 1025 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,400 让你光着屁股下去捡 你明白吗 1026 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,360 知道了 1027 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:49,880 混蛋 1028 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,360 兄弟们 谢谢 1029 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,480 其实我想让你们知道 1030 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:08,360 我今天从你们身上得到一个宝贵教训 1031 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,600 绝对有助于我的成长 1032 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,240 你们可别介意 1033 00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,640 王教官说过 1034 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,200 不准赌博 1035 00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,160 住嘴 1036 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:22,240 尤其在营房内 1037 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,280 住嘴 1038 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,000 好的 住嘴 1039 00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,840 我想让你们知道 1040 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,840 我是一个你们能信赖的队友 1041 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,040 我知道你们爱玩乐 1042 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,120 我支持 1043 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,440 我假装在外头看书 1044 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:41,720 顺便帮你们当哨兵 1045 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,160 以防王教官突击检查 1046 00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:46,200 我要确保你们能在一个既安全 1047 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,440 又舒适的环境下玩乐 1048 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:48,600 呼呀 1049 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,120 滚出去 1050 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,360 哇佬 王教官 1051 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,960 -呼呀 王教官 -呼呀 王教官 1052 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,280 -晚上好 -晚上好 1053 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,240 你叫我“哇佬王教官” 1054 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,640 我长得很老吗 1055 00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:32,760 不 是“呼呀王教官” 1056 00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,480 你们肯定有古怪 1057 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,000 起立 1058 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:43,400 各位 你们今天在搞什么鬼 1059 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,880 -抽烟 -没有 1060 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,240 -色情刊物 -没有 1061 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:47,800 -叫外卖 -没有 1062 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,560 我以男子汉身份向您保证 1063 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,640 我对天发誓 1064 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,440 他们绝对没有干你所说的那些事 1065 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,120 也绝对没在赌钱 1066 00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,080 赌钱 1067 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:01,760 他们到底在干吗 1068 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,160 我们在 1069 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:04,480 唱圣歌 1070 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,760 读圣经 以及诚心祈祷 1071 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,120 祝福大家可以顺利通过 1072 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,040 即将到来的克难周 1073 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,120 好虔诚 1074 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:18,240 我们还分享了有意义的圣经故事 1075 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:19,800 就像这个 1076 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,240 别不好意思嘛 1077 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,360 我即将跟您分享的是摩西分开红海 1078 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,560 这不是圣经吗 1079 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,960 我还能解释 1080 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:41,280 我吃屎 1081 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,040 快点 1082 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:52,480 快点 1083 00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,040 一号 二号艇 1084 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,200 很清楚显示 1085 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,800 我给你们方便 你们当随便 1086 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,440 我不管你们在外头如何呼风唤雨 1087 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:05,080 一旦在这里 1088 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,360 就得遵守这里的规矩 1089 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,040 既然你们不断显露出 1090 00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,480 死不改换的态度 1091 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,520 我就让你们尝尝 1092 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,480 不断改换的滋味 1093 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,440 换上四号军装 1094 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,480 五分钟内换上潜水衣 1095 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:42,840 这是你最佳水平吗 1096 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:43,800 不 教官 1097 00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:44,800 你想当什么 1098 00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:45,880 蛙人 1099 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,120 换上四号军装 1100 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:15,200 换上潜水衣 1101 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,400 跟陆军不同 1102 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,880 我们的训练基本有五项特色 1103 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:49,960 阳光 1104 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:50,920 海水 1105 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,000 沙滩 1106 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,120 汗水 1107 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,200 屎工 1108 00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,960 湿沙操 不是叫你游泳 1109 00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,280 童子军动作比你们快 1110 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,680 各种的惩罚花招以外 1111 00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,640 教官们还偶尔会请我们吃着名的 1112 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,480 洒上花生粉的糯米糍 1113 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,520 是哪个混蛋把这么变态的惩罚 1114 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,400 以我最喜欢的小吃来命名 1115 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:24,280 自从肯发现女友被突击队员抢走之后 1116 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,040 他脾气变得非常暴躁 1117 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,320 我觉得他一定会因此 1118 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:32,680 惹祸上身 1119 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,000 我恨扛轮胎训练 1120 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,360 我不需要你喜欢 我只需要你盲干 1121 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,000 继续翻 1122 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:52,960 你们真是窝囊 1123 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,120 你们到底在干吗 1124 00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,280 继续翻 1125 00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:57,800 别一直表现得可怜兮兮 1126 00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:58,800 你们到底在干吗 1127 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,040 继续翻 真是一群废物 1128 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,280 身体那么壮 那么没用 1129 01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,480 住嘴 我受够了 1130 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,120 这个训练有什么用 1131 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,680 靠扛轮胎能打赢战争吗 1132 01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:10,760 这完全没用 1133 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,720 我已经尽了百分百全力 1134 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,920 你却还要刁难我 1135 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:15,560 我比你们所有教官都强 1136 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:16,640 你们口水多过茶 1137 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:17,800 说的比做的厉害 1138 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:19,040 你住口 1139 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,560 这是干什么 1140 01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:26,080 他说他比我们所有教官都强 1141 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,640 我很惊讶 1142 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,520 你这是向我们挑战吗 1143 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:32,760 我说的是实话 1144 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:35,800 实话？实话将会伤害你 1145 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,200 既然你认为 1146 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,560 全部教官都那么没用 1147 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,680 他比我年轻力壮 1148 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,720 不然你就跟我比一比 1149 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:45,880 轮胎赛跑 1150 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:47,480 我让你20公尺 1151 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,600 大操场 五分钟后见 1152 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:51,760 不要啊 教官 1153 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,160 没问题 走吧 1154 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,360 三 二 一 1155 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,440 开始 1156 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,280 后退 1157 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,680 别理他 1158 01:01:58,920 --> 01:01:59,960 别碰他 1159 01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:01,640 后退 1160 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:07,960 你不是想挑战我吗 1161 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:09,680 我告诉你 1162 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,320 你是我所遇过最烂的挑战者 1163 01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,000 跟你说话的时候立正站好 1164 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,320 站好 1165 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,680 是 教官 1166 01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:21,560 这里都是顶尖精英 1167 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,600 你根本不配在这里 1168 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,560 打从你第一天踏进这里开始 1169 01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:29,760 我已经开始留意你 1170 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:33,320 打电话 发信息 1171 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,080 你以为我看不到吗 1172 01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:37,160 每项训练 1173 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,760 你都心不在焉 1174 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:40,560 不断找寻理由偷懒 1175 01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:41,920 你以为我都不知道吗 1176 01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,920 你挂了12次病号 1177 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,200 假装红眼症 1178 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:49,920 减压症 1179 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:51,440 从头到脚趾头 1180 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,080 你都有毛病 1181 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,760 你把这里当什么地方 夏令营？ 1182 01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:01,120 我不会再忍受你的怠慢态度 1183 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,680 NDU只欢迎精英 1184 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,880 你一直希望离开 1185 01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,120 去加入空军部队成为战斗机师 1186 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,120 告诉你 1187 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,640 我会亲自完成你的品性评估报告 1188 01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,040 空军部队就会了解你的烂态度 1189 01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:15,120 你想飞吗 1190 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,120 你只能让风筝飞 1191 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,200 你根本不配在这里 1192 01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,200 你一直想离开 1193 01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:25,080 不必再大伤脑筋 1194 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:29,280 你被退训了 1195 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,360 肯 你就好了 1196 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,480 你终于不必当蛙人 1197 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:43,840 成为了自由人 1198 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:45,680 恭喜 1199 01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,120 你总算离开了地狱 1200 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,400 对 离开就对了 1201 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:50,800 看你四肢发达 1202 01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:51,920 只会装病 1203 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,560 装到全世界都看不起你 1204 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:54,600 你的离开 1205 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:56,440 绝对是造福人群 1206 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,560 干得好 1207 01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:58,840 谢谢你 1208 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,560 你装病装得那么明显的事 1209 01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,200 教官们一定会通知空军 1210 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,920 你的申请可能就不会被批准了 1211 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,160 -你说真的 -当然 1212 01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,160 海陆空三军共用一个数据库 1213 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,560 你怎么知道 1214 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,160 我从书上看到的 1215 01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,200 管他呢 我不理了 1216 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:19,320 当我去了空军 将是新的开始 1217 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:22,440 新的人生 新的态度 崭新的我 相信我 1218 01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,480 让我来跟你分析一下 1219 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:27,520 退训 不错 是很痛快 1220 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:28,520 但是你有没有想过 1221 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,200 如果被你的女友和她的突击队男友 知道你被踢走 1222 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,280 他们就会更痛快 1223 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:33,280 为什么呢 1224 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:34,720 因为被他们说中了 1225 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,960 你孩子气 不成熟 所以才会被退训 1226 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,040 我说真的 1227 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:39,400 你这个伟大的故事 1228 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,560 将会被那光头 说到他退役拿退休金为止 1229 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,680 你的大名在NDU里 1230 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,560 肯定比操场上那只青蛙还出名 1231 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:47,600 我不骗你 1232 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:49,240 对 想清楚 1233 01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,040 如果我是你女友 我也肯定不要你 1234 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:53,680 -为什么 -因为你烂 1235 01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:54,800 没骨气 1236 01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,040 所以他才会找一个戴红帽的 1237 01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:58,480 来拿顶绿帽给你戴 1238 01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,240 兄弟 别那么激动 1239 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,200 我说的是事实 事实是残酷的 1240 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:04,800 对 事实是残酷的 1241 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:06,400 生活也是残酷的 1242 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,000 那你们要我怎么做 1243 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,680 我已经把事情搞砸了 1244 01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:12,920 已经没有回头路了 1245 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,640 只有完成蛙人训练课程 才能挽回你的女友 1246 01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,160 还有面子 1247 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,600 对 快去跟天下第二道歉 1248 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,200 哀求他 让你留下 1249 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,040 之后咬紧牙关 完成课程 1250 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,840 他第一次说人话 你还不听 1251 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,440 天下第二 1252 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:35,920 我绝不会向那个死光头道歉 1253 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,360 我们蛙人不该如此 1254 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:39,720 如果我是你 1255 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:41,480 我一定完成我的CDC 1256 01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,080 然后在毕业典礼时 1257 01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:44,560 大大方方邀请你女友 1258 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,120 和那个戴红帽的前来看 1259 01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:47,280 看看你的勇猛新造型 1260 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:48,720 这等于掴她一巴掌 1261 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,760 之后调到空军 成为战斗机师 1262 01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:51,960 等于再掴她一巴掌 1263 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:53,760 这样左一巴 右一巴 1264 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,240 让她回家找她爸爸 1265 01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,720 而且顺便可以 把那个看不起你的死光头 1266 01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,760 气到掉头发 1267 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:00,640 掉眉毛 1268 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:02,320 说得好 1269 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,960 这也正是我想说的 1270 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,240 不要脸 1271 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,800 拿人家屁股当脸皮 1272 01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,440 我真想马上让你粘墙壁 1273 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:19,640 -睡觉 -睡觉 1274 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:22,480 关灯 1275 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,000 教官 1276 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,240 是 1277 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:34,760 教官 1278 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,640 你能帮我吗 1279 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,120 你为何要在这种人身上浪费时间 1280 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,760 他根本是个废物 1281 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:45,760 他的态度只会把48班水平拖垮 1282 01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,640 我会帮他求情是因为我觉得 1283 01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:51,360 他似乎有改过的决心 1284 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:52,480 王教官 1285 01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:55,320 如果他下次再犯错 我会负全责 1286 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,360 王教官 1287 01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:57,360 这次 1288 01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,400 上次 1289 01:06:58,480 --> 01:06:59,600 下次 1290 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,960 狗改不了吃屎 1291 01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:03,680 他那种要不得的态度 1292 01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,360 对于训练的消极心态 1293 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,320 只会把整个单位拖垮 1294 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,040 也会使我们蒙羞 1295 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,080 说真的 1296 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,320 我给了他机会离开 1297 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:14,840 他最好识趣点马上走 1298 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:15,960 长官 1299 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,480 你在这里干什么 1300 01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:18,880 请听我说 1301 01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,040 我知道我爱装病 1302 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,880 态度又糟糕 1303 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,680 孩子气 又不成熟 1304 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,760 但是我已经知道错了 1305 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:28,000 我想改变 1306 01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:30,280 我需要的只是一个机会 1307 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,000 你的机会来了 1308 01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,760 就是离开这里 1309 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:36,360 你的态度 1310 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:37,520 以及负面的处世态度 1311 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,680 只会让全体队友蒙羞 1312 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,160 如果我让你留下 1313 01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,040 你将会是NDU的耻辱 1314 01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:46,040 教官 我承认 1315 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:47,440 我曾经如此 1316 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:48,880 其实我是很壮的 1317 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,240 我会向您证明 1318 01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,920 我自愿绕操场跑20圈 1319 01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:54,760 30圈 1320 01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,360 50圈 我马上就跑50圈 1321 01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:08,600 第5圈 1322 01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:17,040 第15圈 1323 01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,200 第30圈 1324 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,520 跑50圈代表他还有机会留下来 1325 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,600 起码他正在争取 1326 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,400 他做着正确的事 1327 01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:43,560 呼呀 1328 01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:44,600 呼呀 1329 01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:45,760 呼呀 1330 01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,320 你们看 下雨了 1331 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,280 才33圈 1332 01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,480 肯定跑不完50圈 1333 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:06,760 看来还是会被踢出去 1334 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,400 -肯 -教官 1335 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,560 别跑了 雨下大了 1336 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:25,600 有雷电警报吗 1337 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:26,680 没有 1338 01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:29,480 我不该对一点雨水感到畏惧 1339 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,720 让我完成它 1340 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,240 好 那我们一起跑 1341 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,440 各位 别害羞 1342 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,680 是时候表现我们的团队精神了 呼呀 1343 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:53,520 你们怎么啦 我们是队友 同班的 还是同艇的 1344 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,240 他做得到 我们也做得到 1345 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,480 吃屎吧你 1346 01:09:58,760 --> 01:09:59,760 没关系 1347 01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:00,920 算了 做不到 1348 01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:04,320 第48圈 1349 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:10,240 第49圈 1350 01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:15,320 第50圈 1351 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:52,400 除了我还会有谁 请告诉我 1352 01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:53,800 除了我还会有谁 1353 01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:57,400 挺身捍卫我们的家园 海军蛙人 1354 01:10:57,480 --> 01:11:00,120 我们誓死战斗 每一天 1355 01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,600 刚强勇猛 维护盛名 每一刻 1356 01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:04,000 堪称 1357 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:07,000 海中霸主 海军荣耀 呼呀 1358 01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:10,000 我们是海军战士 1359 01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:11,320 战斗蛙人 1360 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,760 我们水陆两栖 艰苦训练 1361 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:16,960 海陆空三军最彪悍 1362 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,840 无惧前方障碍 1363 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,400 唯一好过的只有昨天 1364 01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:23,960 艰苦磨练只是我日常训练 1365 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,360 钢铁体魄为心爱的人呈现 1366 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:27,920 48班 训练认真点 1367 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,280 游泳时注意方向 靠向那边 1368 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:31,360 你一直往那里游 1369 01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:33,920 想游到三巴旺公园上岸回家是吗 1370 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,560 我怎能让战友孤军作战 1371 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:39,360 我们坚强的理念 1372 01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:41,920 荣誉 团队精神 廉正 1373 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,760 我们并肩作战 所向披靡 1374 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:45,240 我们是精英中的精英 1375 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,200 很好 这样就对了 专心训练 1376 01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,560 你行的 很好 1377 01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:53,360 这只是他悔改后的第一天 1378 01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:54,720 路还很长 1379 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,080 别担心 他行的 1380 01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,240 他可是我的队员 1381 01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:00,720 我们誓死战斗 每一天 1382 01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,200 刚强勇猛 维护盛名 每一刻 1383 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,600 堪称 1384 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,600 海中霸主 海军荣耀 呼呀 1385 01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:15,560 妈 1386 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,720 一切都好 相信我 1387 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,200 明天再跟你聊 1388 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:24,240 知道了 1389 01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:25,280 爱你 1390 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:26,440 晚安 1391 01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:31,520 兄弟 螺丝起子借用一下 1392 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:34,600 多少钱 1393 01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,120 免费 1394 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:37,400 谢了 1395 01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,760 什么好东西 1396 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,440 你们是在干吗 1397 01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:44,680 在靴子底部钻几个洞让水流出 1398 01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:45,920 否则地狱周5天5夜 1399 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,320 脚泡在湿靴肯定烂脚 1400 01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:49,880 好坏 说粗口 1401 01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,040 你以为我们听不懂方言粗口 1402 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:57,160 各位 你们都知道 我不是一个粗俗的人 1403 01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:58,520 但是这个词 1404 01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:01,480 我发誓 绝不是粗口 1405 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:05,400 他指的是脚烂 所以烂脚不是粗口 1406 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:06,520 就像我的名字 1407 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,280 曾谢郎 也不是粗口 1408 01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,520 它们只是听起来像粗口罢了 1409 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,720 请别被烂脚冒犯 1410 01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:16,360 你在说什么烂脚 1411 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:18,320 越讲越像粗口 1412 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,200 坐下 1413 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:21,800 来 1414 01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:24,040 五块钱一支 1415 01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:25,200 永久保修 1416 01:13:25,480 --> 01:13:26,560 记得付钱 1417 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:30,360 为什么大家都有小棍棍 1418 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:31,600 我也想要 1419 01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:34,640 是螺丝起子 1420 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:35,680 你会用吗 1421 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:36,640 别担心 1422 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:38,440 我可是专家 1423 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:40,200 -你去用个够吧 -谢谢你 1424 01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:41,560 -英俊 -是 1425 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,320 罗邦 你真了解我 1426 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,240 我一直没有时间去买 1427 01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,400 我知道 地狱周五天不能洗澡 1428 01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:51,040 有这个至少能洗把脸 1429 01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:52,880 泥浆泡沫加精华素 爽快 1430 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:54,240 包你变得更俊俏 1431 01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:56,080 谢谢你的关心 1432 01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:58,560 -感谢你的惠顾 记得还钱 -好 1433 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,520 英俊 别疯了 1434 01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:01,800 你怎么带到地狱周使用 1435 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,120 万一被抓 我们会受到三合一惩罚 1436 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:06,840 山人自有妙计 1437 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:13,640 教官们一直都超有创意 1438 01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,480 让我们跟橡皮艇打成一片 1439 01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:17,520 有时两层 1440 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,440 有时三层 1441 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,840 辛苦加倍或三倍 1442 01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:28,320 训练已经进入越来越苦的阶段 1443 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:32,120 大家只能竭尽所能的去适应 1444 01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,320 但是黑龙和我之间 1445 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:41,840 还是无法互相适应 1446 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,320 二号艇 环扣俯卧撑 1447 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,200 对不起 1448 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,400 你敢惹我 1449 01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:56,920 你干吗 1450 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,000 他踢我的脸 1451 01:14:58,080 --> 01:14:59,640 我会在乎吗 继续训练 1452 01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:01,200 抱歉 1453 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,440 二号艇 给我做一套标准动作 1454 01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:08,120 开始 1455 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,480 你这个白痴 我前世是否杀了你全家 1456 01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:27,040 你怎么老是跟我过不去 1457 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:28,240 翻译 1458 01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:29,720 福建话我算天才 1459 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,440 广东话我是很菜 1460 01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,760 这很明显只是个意外 他也不是故意的 1461 01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:36,000 对 黑龙我很抱歉 这只是意外 1462 01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:39,720 老兄 碰一下也不行 又不是女的 1463 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,840 你看看他 他也是一时头昏 1464 01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:43,360 才耍醉拳 不小心打到你 1465 01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:44,840 你看他这副窝囊相 1466 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:45,800 他哪敢碰你 1467 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:46,960 你别引我发笑 1468 01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:49,040 看到吗 连我的小兄弟都在笑你 1469 01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:51,320 你在找事情是吗 信不信我让你粘墙壁 1470 01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:53,520 -不服气 来 -来啊 1471 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,560 黑龙 都是我的错 1472 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:57,240 别打架 1473 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,520 我们是队友 不要相争 1474 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:00,880 要相爱 1475 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:02,120 我受不了你了 1476 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:03,920 我今天就让你粘墙壁 1477 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,240 粘墙壁 1478 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,360 别制止他们 1479 01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:27,320 粘墙壁 想不到他自己粘墙壁 1480 01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:28,920 原来这就是粘墙壁 1481 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,000 我受够你了 1482 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:05,840 混蛋 1483 01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:08,000 你第一天就自封老大 1484 01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:10,200 大家都要奉承你 1485 01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:11,720 大家都要受你欺负 1486 01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:13,120 只因为你有纹身 1487 01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:15,160 大家就应该怕你吗 1488 01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,920 你知道你这种情况在医学上叫什么吗 1489 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,000 ADABHD 1490 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:23,320 混蛋 不懂装懂 只会耍帅 欺负弱小综合症 1491 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,920 我们不吭声不代表我们比你懦弱 1492 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,960 因为我们情绪智商比你高 1493 01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:30,240 王八蛋 告诉你 1494 01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:31,760 我从小习武 1495 01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,960 拳击 柔道 泰拳 咏春 北派堂腿十二路 1496 01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:36,560 自由搏击 截拳道 1497 01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:40,000 我样样精通 1498 01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,600 但我为何愿意一直被你欺负 1499 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,800 因为我同情你 1500 01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:47,200 可怜的失败者 1501 01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:49,160 缺乏爱 缺乏真正的朋友 1502 01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:50,600 你缺乏妈妈的爱 1503 01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:52,120 缺乏爸爸的爱 1504 01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:54,520 我看你的爱只来自你身边那群小流氓 1505 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,920 只会呼呼喝喝 乱发脾气 1506 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,600 只为了掩饰你强烈的自卑感 1507 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,320 你这个可怜可悲的王八蛋 1508 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:05,960 你不是很会顶嘴的吗 1509 01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:08,720 如果我说错了 告诉我 1510 01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,760 打我 打我啊 1511 01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:23,040 很抱歉 1512 01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:24,960 我并没有暴力倾向 1513 01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:30,600 我是一个很好相处的人 1514 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,400 我也是有妈妈生的 1515 01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:35,600 不是生下来给你欺负的 1516 01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:13,880 别怪我多嘴 1517 01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:15,920 我们的训练已经很辛苦了 1518 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:17,680 动不动就喊打喊杀 1519 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:20,920 惹是生非 没完没了 1520 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:27,200 入伍当天 见到你跟父母吵得很厉害 1521 01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:29,120 相信我 1522 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:30,720 每个人都有家庭问题 1523 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,840 你的家庭问题真的不算什么 1524 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,520 算了 大家都是兄弟 1525 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:39,760 消消气 我请你吃宵夜 1526 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,400 -上次送去哪里 -侧门 1527 01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:46,240 -两棵树那儿 -好 1528 01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:48,840 当心点 那是我的秘密通道 别被发现 1529 01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:49,880 好 1530 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,760 你叫外卖？很危险的 1531 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:54,720 胆小鬼 没胆别吃 1532 01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,080 我也要吃 1533 01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:57,800 那我也要 1534 01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:00,200 打不通 1535 01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:03,200 打给傻豹 1536 01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:05,920 -让他买吧 -好 1537 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:12,480 老大我到了 1538 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:13,720 人在哪儿 1539 01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:18,400 没有啊 1540 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:19,720 看到了 1541 01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:31,440 什么事 1542 01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:35,520 你是48班的吗 1543 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:37,360 是啊 1544 01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:38,680 干吗 1545 01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:40,600 你们的外卖到了 1546 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:41,880 面包物语 1547 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:43,000 土司工坊 1548 01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:45,800 拿来 1549 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:58,240 别告诉我你是教官 1550 01:20:58,480 --> 01:21:00,080 哪有教官剃光头的 1551 01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:01,800 只有学员才剃光头 不是吗 1552 01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:06,680 那倒是 1553 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:11,080 不过我看你的脸好像长得很老 1554 01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:14,120 老实讲啊 我其实才19岁而已 1555 01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:16,120 19岁？ 1556 01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:19,000 好吧 1557 01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:22,080 这些东西谁叫你买的 1558 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:23,360 不就是… 1559 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,200 你想套我的话 对吗 1560 01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,760 这种事情不能在这儿说的 1561 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,680 当然是让你下来的那个人 1562 01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:34,480 不要侮辱我的智慧 我也是特种部队 1563 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,200 你也是特种部队？ 1564 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:38,760 特种外卖部队 1565 01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:41,720 好吧 1566 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:48,160 确定你不是教官 1567 01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:49,360 相信我 快点 1568 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,720 不过你的确长得很老 1569 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:00,320 谢谢你 1570 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,320 慢走 小心点 1571 01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:05,640 当心别让教官见到 1572 01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:06,720 你也一样 1573 01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:08,840 过马路的时候要看车 1574 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:14,320 面包物语 土司工坊 1575 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:21,720 糟了 1576 01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:22,800 傻豹真是够傻 1577 01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:24,480 他把我们的外卖交给天下第二 1578 01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:25,680 他现在快上来了 怎么办 1579 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,000 有没有搞错 1580 01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:31,640 跟所有人说关灯 假装睡觉 1581 01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:32,840 关灯 1582 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:51,000 那么早睡 1583 01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:52,920 外卖到 1584 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,000 快集合 1585 01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:58,560 这次完蛋了 1586 01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:04,600 咖啡 茶或我 1587 01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:07,720 蛙人们 怎么那么早睡 1588 01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:08,760 外卖送到了 1589 01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:10,080 集合 1590 01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:17,440 糟了 1591 01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:23,000 来 1592 01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:24,080 别害怕 1593 01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:26,080 我们是蛙人 1594 01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:28,160 全都是战斗勇士 1595 01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:29,680 别害怕 靠近一点 1596 01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:32,200 我感到非常抱歉 1597 01:23:32,280 --> 01:23:34,320 需要在半夜三更把你们叫醒 1598 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:36,560 妨碍你们八小时的休息时间 1599 01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,760 而且明早又有严峻的训练 1600 01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:40,880 也很抱歉海军未能提供 1601 01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:42,440 合你们口味的膳食 1602 01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:45,480 害你们铤而走险 1603 01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:47,080 指示外头的特种部队 1604 01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:49,080 把外卖送到我们这里 1605 01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:52,200 没听说过外头的特种部队吗 1606 01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,520 特种外卖部队 1607 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,040 你们历经千辛万苦 1608 01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:58,440 当然要吃点 1609 01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:00,240 不要白费精力 1610 01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:01,680 吃吧 1611 01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:03,800 不明白？ 1612 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,440 吃啊 1613 01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:06,640 吃 1614 01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:08,320 还是不明白？ 1615 01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:10,440 吃吧 兄弟 1616 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:12,800 吃吧 不明白？ 1617 01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:14,920 乖小孩 吃面包 1618 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,680 很好吃的 来吃吧 1619 01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:18,880 还是不明白？ 1620 01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:20,000 不可能的 1621 01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:24,160 面包物语 土司工坊 很好吃 1622 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:26,280 你开心 我开心 肚子开心 1623 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,240 大家开心 1624 01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:30,480 吃 拿去 1625 01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:38,400 干吗 下巴脱臼？头脑当机？ 1626 01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:42,120 吃吧 尽情吃 1627 01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:43,640 没事 吃吧 1628 01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:46,960 我批准你们吃 没关系 1629 01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:03,880 只为了口腹之欲 1630 01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:06,680 你们竟不惜挑战这里的规矩 1631 01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:10,520 把外头的食物带进来 1632 01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:19,240 我向你们在场每一位保证 1633 01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:20,920 我会不断惩罚你们 1634 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:25,040 直到有人承认为止 1635 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:28,680 很好 1636 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:30,080 还是没人愿意承认 1637 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,600 八拍标准动作 1638 01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:34,320 48班 很好 1639 01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:35,520 经过了一小时 1640 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:37,640 你们居然还能忍受 1641 01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:38,760 非常棒 1642 01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:41,000 看来平时的训练有了成果 1643 01:25:41,320 --> 01:25:42,600 只因为你的愚昧 1644 01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:45,040 饥饿与馋嘴 1645 01:25:45,120 --> 01:25:47,400 你不惜去连累你的弟兄们 1646 01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:49,440 自私自利的个人主义者 1647 01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,320 你给我快点醒觉 1648 01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:54,200 罪魁祸首 1649 01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:55,760 最好马上站出来 1650 01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:57,520 做个敢做敢当的男子汉 1651 01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:01,840 教官 1652 01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:03,720 是我 1653 01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:07,080 是我 1654 01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:10,360 经过一小时的严惩 1655 01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:13,600 我们的英雄终于诞生了 做得好 1656 01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:17,160 教官 1657 01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:18,720 是我 1658 01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:19,960 不是罗邦 1659 01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:23,360 这是干什么 婆妈连续剧？ 1660 01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:25,120 争着当英雄？ 1661 01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:26,280 好感动 1662 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:27,840 还有没有其他同党 1663 01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:30,080 还有英雄吗 1664 01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:32,160 没有的话 全体稍息 1665 01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:33,360 -是 教官 -是 教官 1666 01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:41,840 各位 1667 01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:44,840 为了掩护犯事者 1668 01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:48,320 你们被严惩了超过一小时 1669 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:52,200 但我也见到了你们的坚持 1670 01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:54,720 不愿出卖队友 1671 01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:56,240 对此 1672 01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:58,240 我感到欣慰 1673 01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:01,880 不过在这里 1674 01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:04,040 有必须遵守的规矩 1675 01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:06,400 你们 1676 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,800 不能随心所欲做任何事 1677 01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:11,360 身为海军蛙人 1678 01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:14,240 你们应该明辨是非对错 1679 01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:16,800 却还明知故犯 1680 01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:20,600 这绝不是我们蛙人的精神 1681 01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:24,720 我不知道你们还犯过什么过错 1682 01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:25,880 从现在开始 1683 01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:29,280 先思考后行动 明白吗 1684 01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:30,640 -是 教官 -是 教官 1685 01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:52,360 我们基本军训都完成了 你还没放弃吗 1686 01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:56,680 你不会了解的 1687 01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:58,760 我不会轻易放弃的 1688 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:03,240 我太低估你了 漂亮 要吃吗 1689 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:12,880 罗邦 黑龙 1690 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,720 抱歉 我烂 1691 01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:17,600 昨晚我应该站出来 1692 01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:19,440 结果连累到你们 1693 01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:21,520 其实我真不想回家 1694 01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:22,600 不然我也留下来好吗 1695 01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:23,680 你神经病 1696 01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:25,880 你这样不是害我们白做吗 回家吧 1697 01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:27,240 对嘛 别浪费时间 1698 01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:29,080 能回家赶紧回家 走吧 1699 01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:30,400 没事的 别不好意思 1700 01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:32,720 我们都是兄弟 下次轮到我 1701 01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:35,400 黑龙 罗邦 1702 01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:36,480 谢谢你们救了我们 1703 01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:37,880 别傻了 说这些干吗 1704 01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:40,800 我想过了 1705 01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:42,240 为了报答你 1706 01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:44,640 你妹妹今晚一个人卖报纸很危险 1707 01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:47,040 我牺牲 我去陪她 1708 01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:48,280 你别不怀好意 1709 01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:49,560 你去的话她更危险 1710 01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:50,840 别担心 1711 01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:52,880 我陪他去 保证安全 1712 01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:54,440 谁要你多事 1713 01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:57,040 说到底 我不是来征求你同意 1714 01:28:57,120 --> 01:28:58,680 我是来通知你的 1715 01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:00,440 有种别回来 1716 01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:03,560 我们走吧 1717 01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:05,240 玩得开心点 1718 01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:14,040 喂？ 1719 01:29:14,120 --> 01:29:16,240 对讲测试 手机测试 1720 01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:18,440 请回复 通话完毕 1721 01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:20,440 根本打不出去 1722 01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:22,200 连信号都连接不上 1723 01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:23,480 你这是干吗 1724 01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:24,640 告诉你多少次了 1725 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:27,240 买手机前先告诉我 别自作聪明 1726 01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:30,040 外头很多骗人的手机黑店 1727 01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:33,760 亲爱的 那个家伙说得很动听 1728 01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:36,240 还说有国际保修 1729 01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:37,640 他说你就相信 1730 01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:40,480 那现在怎么办 1731 01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:42,040 怎么办 1732 01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:44,040 哭吧 1733 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:49,480 对了 1734 01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:52,200 发票呢 1735 01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:53,800 没发票 1736 01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:55,280 没有发票？ 1737 01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:58,400 没发票怎么帮你 要投诉也没办法 1738 01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:00,280 你真是的 1739 01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:02,040 你比我那班学员还没脑 1740 01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:04,120 那家伙真的很狡猾 1741 01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,080 你真的没脑 认了吧 1742 01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:10,600 亲爱的 我不是你想象中没脑 1743 01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:12,520 我拍了他一张照片 1744 01:30:12,600 --> 01:30:13,800 在哪儿 1745 01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:16,800 就是他 1746 01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:23,200 停 别动 1747 01:30:23,280 --> 01:30:24,720 很好 1748 01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:27,440 等等 戴上 1749 01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:38,120 罗邦 是不是你 1750 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:39,320 教官 1751 01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:41,840 你怎会有这张照片 1752 01:30:42,040 --> 01:30:44,120 罗邦 我不管你过去干过什么 1753 01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:45,520 现在你是海军蛙人 1754 01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:46,760 让我慎重告诉你 1755 01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:48,120 我们有我们的核心价值观 1756 01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:49,720 告诉过你们无数次 1757 01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:51,320 身为海军蛙人 1758 01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:53,960 我们潜水要笔直 做人要老实 1759 01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:55,320 游泳跟做人一样 1760 01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:58,320 不能投机取巧 浑水摸鱼 1761 01:30:58,400 --> 01:30:59,960 你们每天念的蛙人价值观 1762 01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:02,160 并不是没有意义的 1763 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:04,120 罗邦 如果你每天的扛艇训练 1764 01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:05,200 我故意少给你两个队员 1765 01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:06,240 你愿意吗 1766 01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:10,000 我们的任务是保家卫国 1767 01:31:10,080 --> 01:31:12,120 我们保护所有的人 1768 01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,640 蛙人价值观是我们的终极信念 1769 01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:17,040 你还记得我们的蛙人价值观吗 1770 01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:18,440 是 教官 1771 01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:23,760 我们是海军蛙人 1772 01:31:23,840 --> 01:31:27,160 专业爆破专家 1773 01:31:27,240 --> 01:31:30,600 一群所向披靡的战士 1774 01:31:30,680 --> 01:31:34,040 我们无所不能 1775 01:31:34,120 --> 01:31:37,480 我们将攻克所有敌人 1776 01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:40,760 无惧前方障碍 1777 01:31:40,840 --> 01:31:44,200 我们是海军蛙人 1778 01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:47,520 呼呀 深海出击 1779 01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:06,520 你要什么 1780 01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:07,440 要薯片 1781 01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:08,400 自己来 1782 01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:13,840 稍等 1783 01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:17,960 糟了 1784 01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:19,160 什么事 1785 01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:23,600 发生什么事 1786 01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:25,160 罗邦妹妹出事了 1787 01:32:28,440 --> 01:32:30,360 -怎样 -还是没人接？ 1788 01:32:30,440 --> 01:32:31,320 就是 1789 01:32:32,560 --> 01:32:34,720 你需要我妈去你家查看吗 1790 01:32:35,080 --> 01:32:37,000 还是让她帮你报警 1791 01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:38,320 她吃饱没事干 1792 01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:40,200 报警难道我自己不会吗 1793 01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:41,640 我就是不要闹上警察局 1794 01:32:45,640 --> 01:32:47,360 不行了 我一定要出去 1795 01:32:47,440 --> 01:32:48,640 我找王教官 1796 01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:54,960 你一定得先告诉我原因 我才能让你出营 1797 01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:56,800 我真的不能说 1798 01:32:56,880 --> 01:32:58,240 说了后果很严重 1799 01:32:59,480 --> 01:33:00,760 好的 你稍等 1800 01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:01,880 谢谢教官 1801 01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:08,520 你好 林教官 1802 01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:10,040 抱歉这么晚了打扰您 1803 01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:12,080 罗邦来找我 1804 01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:14,200 他家里似乎发生了严重的事 1805 01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:16,400 我能让他出去吗 1806 01:33:16,480 --> 01:33:17,760 他妈妈死了？ 1807 01:33:17,840 --> 01:33:19,080 你妈妈死了？ 1808 01:33:19,160 --> 01:33:21,000 不 不是 1809 01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:22,000 他爸爸死了？ 1810 01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:23,480 你爸爸死了？ 1811 01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:24,560 死很久了 1812 01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:26,400 他说死很久了 1813 01:33:26,480 --> 01:33:28,080 家里失火了？ 1814 01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:29,240 你家失火？ 1815 01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:30,240 不是 1816 01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:31,440 不是 1817 01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:33,960 我感觉真的很严重 1818 01:33:34,040 --> 01:33:35,480 他看来很焦急 1819 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:38,640 如果他不把真实原因告诉我们 1820 01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:40,440 我不能让他出去 1821 01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:42,800 再说 明早还有很重要的潜水课 1822 01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:45,000 他们需要至少八小时休息 1823 01:33:45,960 --> 01:33:47,440 但是 1824 01:33:49,240 --> 01:33:51,280 你也应该知道他是个专业的骗子 1825 01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:52,240 吹牛大王 1826 01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:53,920 大老千 1827 01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:56,960 他应该是要出去处理他的生意 1828 01:33:57,040 --> 01:33:58,760 除非他把真实理由告诉我们 1829 01:33:58,840 --> 01:34:00,360 否则没得谈 1830 01:34:00,440 --> 01:34:01,440 好的 1831 01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:02,920 抱歉打扰了 1832 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:06,240 不如把实话告诉他 可能还有机会 1833 01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:09,680 我骗过光头的女友 他不会相信的 1834 01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:12,480 而且就算他相信 他也一定让我报警 1835 01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:13,880 我绝不能报警 1836 01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:15,360 我要出去自己处理 1837 01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:22,200 你要怎么处理 1838 01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:24,800 -你想偷偷出去啊？ -不然怎样 1839 01:34:26,440 --> 01:34:28,720 你也知道 大门的守卫森严 1840 01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:30,240 篱笆又高 1841 01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:32,040 到处都是摄像头 1842 01:34:32,120 --> 01:34:33,080 哪有可能出得去 1843 01:34:35,480 --> 01:34:36,920 难道真的没办法了吗 1844 01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:53,000 你敢不敢 1845 01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:05,880 你们真的打算这么做 1846 01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:08,120 这事情很严重 1847 01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:10,440 我知道 但是为了我家人 1848 01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:12,040 我没得选择 1849 01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:14,920 你不会明白 1850 01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:16,960 亲情 1851 01:35:18,440 --> 01:35:19,320 当心点 1852 01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:20,480 走 1853 01:35:26,720 --> 01:35:27,640 亲情 1854 01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:00,800 -你还行吧 -没问题 1855 01:36:01,120 --> 01:36:02,800 没有天下第二在一旁鬼叫 1856 01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:04,040 夜间游泳不算什么 1857 01:36:04,120 --> 01:36:05,320 抱歉拖你下水 1858 01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:06,320 别那么说 1859 01:36:06,400 --> 01:36:07,240 走 1860 01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:12,480 无论你们是谁 1861 01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:14,680 你们的行为是危险的 1862 01:36:15,560 --> 01:36:17,880 马上告知你们的行踪 1863 01:36:56,040 --> 01:36:57,240 48班 马上集合 1864 01:37:31,080 --> 01:37:32,200 薇 1865 01:37:37,040 --> 01:37:39,000 妈回来跟我要钱 1866 01:37:39,080 --> 01:37:41,840 我没有 她打我 1867 01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:44,800 你有钱给我吗 1868 01:37:44,880 --> 01:37:46,040 妈 1869 01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:49,840 给我钱 1870 01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:51,080 去拿绳子 1871 01:37:51,160 --> 01:37:52,400 不好意思 伯母 1872 01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:57,200 妈 1873 01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:03,800 不孝子 1874 01:38:06,480 --> 01:38:08,040 罗邦 1875 01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:13,960 我很难受 1876 01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:17,480 钱 给我钱 1877 01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:27,640 你给我钱 给我钱 1878 01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:30,280 你放开我 1879 01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:53,960 你不给我钱 1880 01:38:55,120 --> 01:38:57,240 待会你回兵营 1881 01:38:58,320 --> 01:39:00,400 你会后悔的 1882 01:39:02,280 --> 01:39:03,520 妈 1883 01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:05,040 你到底要我怎么做 1884 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:07,640 你到底要我怎么做 1885 01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:23,840 我看还是报警吧 1886 01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:28,760 现在情况真的很糟了 1887 01:39:28,840 --> 01:39:30,280 能报警的话 我早跟光头说了 1888 01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:31,880 我怎能报警抓自己的妈妈 1889 01:39:48,360 --> 01:39:49,320 呼呀 1890 01:39:57,640 --> 01:39:58,560 呼呀 1891 01:40:23,080 --> 01:40:24,400 不要抓妈妈 1892 01:40:26,680 --> 01:40:27,920 警察局 1893 01:40:29,360 --> 01:40:30,960 你这个不孝子 1894 01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:33,240 你真的报警抓你妈 1895 01:40:33,320 --> 01:40:35,080 你怎么可以这样做 1896 01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:36,800 你这个不孝子 1897 01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:12,040 解决了吗 1898 01:41:12,120 --> 01:41:13,120 解决了 1899 01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:14,880 走吧 1900 01:41:27,800 --> 01:41:29,920 罗邦 伟明 1901 01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:32,320 -好战友 -英雄 1902 01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:42,800 各位 1903 01:41:44,200 --> 01:41:45,440 去换上制服 1904 01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:48,040 15分钟后到楼下集合 1905 01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:49,120 团长要训话 1906 01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:50,280 -是 教官 -是 教官 1907 01:41:50,800 --> 01:41:52,400 抱歉 连累你们 1908 01:41:52,480 --> 01:41:53,840 没事 走吧 1909 01:42:00,840 --> 01:42:04,120 48班 立正 1910 01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:10,000 长官晚上好 1911 01:42:10,080 --> 01:42:11,200 晚上好 1912 01:42:12,200 --> 01:42:15,200 48班长报告 1913 01:42:15,720 --> 01:42:17,800 人数80 全数到齐 1914 01:42:18,440 --> 01:42:19,600 很好 1915 01:42:20,480 --> 01:42:22,600 让大伙稍息后归队 1916 01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:24,680 请准归队 1917 01:42:24,760 --> 01:42:25,880 归队 1918 01:42:28,760 --> 01:42:32,000 48班 稍息 1919 01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:46,560 各位 1920 01:42:48,200 --> 01:42:49,800 相信大家已经知道 1921 01:42:50,800 --> 01:42:52,160 刚刚发生的事 1922 01:42:54,480 --> 01:42:58,600 罗邦要求离营 1923 01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:02,320 却没提供合理的理由 1924 01:43:03,280 --> 01:43:06,160 所以他的要求被拒绝了 1925 01:43:08,960 --> 01:43:10,440 他在情急之下 1926 01:43:11,800 --> 01:43:13,560 擅自违法离开军营 1927 01:43:15,680 --> 01:43:16,760 他了解 1928 01:43:17,520 --> 01:43:20,200 他无法从大门守卫的眼下逃离 1929 01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:22,520 于是选择了海路 1930 01:43:24,520 --> 01:43:28,040 把这里所学的派上用场 1931 01:43:28,120 --> 01:43:29,360 冒着生命危险 1932 01:43:30,400 --> 01:43:31,840 跟伟明一起离开军营 1933 01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:35,160 只为了救他的妹妹 1934 01:43:37,840 --> 01:43:40,760 擅自离营严重违犯了军纪 1935 01:43:42,280 --> 01:43:43,560 不过我却因此看到 1936 01:43:44,080 --> 01:43:46,160 两人间的团队合作精神 1937 01:43:48,160 --> 01:43:50,960 这正是蛙人部队不断强调的 1938 01:43:54,840 --> 01:43:57,440 罗邦犯了军纪 1939 01:43:58,760 --> 01:44:00,320 只为了做一件正确的事 1940 01:44:01,720 --> 01:44:04,880 这却令我们陷入了矛盾两难的局面 1941 01:44:05,880 --> 01:44:07,280 我们该如何选择 1942 01:44:07,880 --> 01:44:10,600 以错误方式去做正确的事 1943 01:44:10,880 --> 01:44:13,400 或以正确方式去做错误的事 1944 01:44:13,840 --> 01:44:14,880 罗邦 1945 01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:17,520 错中有对 1946 01:44:18,120 --> 01:44:19,160 但是 1947 01:44:21,440 --> 01:44:22,400 对中也有错 1948 01:44:24,280 --> 01:44:28,360 他还是必须面对必要的后果 1949 01:44:31,720 --> 01:44:33,680 -林教官 -是 长官 1950 01:44:33,760 --> 01:44:35,400 -交给你 -是 长官 1951 01:44:42,160 --> 01:44:44,040 罗邦出列 1952 01:44:44,120 --> 01:44:45,080 是 教官 1953 01:44:48,960 --> 01:44:50,040 告诉我 1954 01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:52,600 为什么你甘愿冒着 1955 01:44:52,680 --> 01:44:54,080 你和战友的生命危险 1956 01:44:54,160 --> 01:44:55,920 选择最危险的海路离开 1957 01:44:56,000 --> 01:44:56,960 教官 1958 01:44:57,640 --> 01:45:00,200 我知道绝对不可能从大门离开 1959 01:45:00,280 --> 01:45:02,040 因为那里守卫森严 1960 01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:04,640 但是你知道吗 1961 01:45:05,480 --> 01:45:06,800 当我快要放弃的时候 1962 01:45:07,080 --> 01:45:08,120 我看到操场上的深海神蛙 1963 01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:09,960 指着总部大楼顶端 1964 01:45:10,040 --> 01:45:11,320 无惧前方障碍 1965 01:45:11,400 --> 01:45:12,480 当下我就了解 1966 01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:14,520 那是它给我的暗示 1967 01:45:15,600 --> 01:45:16,800 告诉我身为蛙人 1968 01:45:16,880 --> 01:45:18,040 我不该轻言放弃 1969 01:45:18,360 --> 01:45:19,640 应该要无惧前方障碍 1970 01:45:20,920 --> 01:45:23,440 当时我还没搞清楚要怎么做 1971 01:45:24,040 --> 01:45:25,320 直到我亲眼见到它飞起来 1972 01:45:26,440 --> 01:45:27,440 真的 1973 01:45:28,120 --> 01:45:29,760 我看着它飞过操场 1974 01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:32,160 越过总部大楼 往海上飞去 1975 01:45:33,440 --> 01:45:35,920 我顿时明白了它隐藏的信息 1976 01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:37,480 我记得你说过 1977 01:45:38,560 --> 01:45:39,560 往右边游去 1978 01:45:39,640 --> 01:45:41,240 就会抵达三巴旺公园 1979 01:45:41,320 --> 01:45:42,640 就能从那里直接回家 1980 01:45:43,720 --> 01:45:44,840 所以我从那里回家 1981 01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:47,240 不 1982 01:45:47,320 --> 01:45:48,680 所以我从那里逃走 1983 01:45:49,160 --> 01:45:52,520 现在你怪我教你 1984 01:45:52,600 --> 01:45:54,200 用最危险的海路逃走 1985 01:45:54,280 --> 01:45:55,680 对吗 1986 01:45:55,760 --> 01:45:56,840 不是 教官 1987 01:45:56,920 --> 01:45:57,960 不然？ 1988 01:45:58,040 --> 01:45:58,920 教官 1989 01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:01,760 会发生危险是因为忘了危险 1990 01:46:02,400 --> 01:46:03,440 我们并没有忘记 1991 01:46:04,360 --> 01:46:05,760 我们很小心进行 1992 01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:08,640 如果太简单 我们反而不屑进行 1993 01:46:09,480 --> 01:46:11,480 我们受过严格训练 1994 01:46:12,960 --> 01:46:14,160 大海是我们的主场 1995 01:46:14,240 --> 01:46:15,480 是我们的领域 1996 01:46:15,560 --> 01:46:16,800 面对危险是我们的强项 1997 01:46:19,360 --> 01:46:20,520 我毫无选择 1998 01:46:22,240 --> 01:46:25,080 罗邦 我很欣慰 1999 01:46:25,160 --> 01:46:28,000 你把蛙人的核心价值观 2000 01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:30,320 牢记于心 烙印在脑 2001 01:46:31,440 --> 01:46:33,760 -归队 -谢教官 2002 01:46:38,760 --> 01:46:41,440 48班 身为主教官 2003 01:46:42,640 --> 01:46:44,160 我的主要责任 2004 01:46:44,560 --> 01:46:45,640 是训练你们 2005 01:46:46,400 --> 01:46:47,440 于此同时 2006 01:46:48,480 --> 01:46:51,040 也不会忽视你们的安全 2007 01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:55,200 我把你们训练成海军蛙人 2008 01:46:57,680 --> 01:47:00,160 罗邦和伟明的所作所为 2009 01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:03,640 是我无法接受的 2010 01:47:05,320 --> 01:47:07,520 将生命陷入险境 2011 01:47:08,600 --> 01:47:12,440 等于令全部人陷入危险局面 2012 01:47:13,320 --> 01:47:14,680 我的责任包括 2013 01:47:15,840 --> 01:47:17,240 理解你们面对的困难 2014 01:47:19,160 --> 01:47:20,600 如果我无法为你们解决困难 2015 01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:21,760 我向你们保证 2016 01:47:22,320 --> 01:47:23,320 其他教官 2017 01:47:23,600 --> 01:47:25,760 也会协助你们解决困难 2018 01:47:27,640 --> 01:47:30,920 勇于承认错误才是男子汉 2019 01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:33,040 我承认 2020 01:47:35,120 --> 01:47:37,680 我并没有去了解罗邦的困难 2021 01:47:40,040 --> 01:47:41,040 任何过失 2022 01:47:42,280 --> 01:47:43,440 都该有一个惩罚 2023 01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:48,520 我犯错也不例外 2024 01:47:49,400 --> 01:47:50,640 为此 2025 01:47:51,160 --> 01:47:52,240 我自我惩罚 2026 01:47:52,880 --> 01:47:54,240 做100个俯卧撑 2027 01:48:01,360 --> 01:48:02,400 48班 团结一致 2028 01:48:02,480 --> 01:48:03,440 -万众一心 -万众一心 2029 01:48:34,400 --> 01:48:35,440 想吃点什么 2030 01:48:35,800 --> 01:48:37,040 明天回来给你打包 2031 01:48:37,800 --> 01:48:39,160 没事 我还有肉干 2032 01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:49,280 玩得开心点 2033 01:48:49,360 --> 01:48:51,480 罗邦 还坐下？ 2034 01:48:51,560 --> 01:48:53,920 -没有 教官 -7个守卫任务嫌少 2035 01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:54,880 不 教官 2036 01:48:54,960 --> 01:48:56,400 把枪握稳点 2037 01:48:56,480 --> 01:48:57,360 是 教官 2038 01:48:59,160 --> 01:49:00,360 -教官下午好 -教官下午好 2039 01:49:00,440 --> 01:49:01,440 下午有什么好 2040 01:49:01,520 --> 01:49:03,160 没见到我在执勤？ 2041 01:49:03,240 --> 01:49:04,160 给我滚 2042 01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:05,320 给我滚 2043 01:49:06,160 --> 01:49:07,280 你们全部给我 2044 01:49:07,360 --> 01:49:08,360 滚 2045 01:49:08,800 --> 01:49:09,840 -是 教官 -是 教官 2046 01:49:12,600 --> 01:49:14,600 -别担心 我们会帮你照顾你的妹妹的 -谢谢 2047 01:49:14,680 --> 01:49:15,640 你们知道吗 2048 01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:18,160 罗邦妹妹最漂亮 2049 01:49:18,240 --> 01:49:19,880 可惜 我预定了 2050 01:49:19,960 --> 01:49:21,400 不相信问他 2051 01:49:21,480 --> 01:49:22,600 是吗 小舅 2052 01:49:22,680 --> 01:49:25,200 小舅你个头 你别不要脸 2053 01:49:25,280 --> 01:49:26,320 说笑啦 2054 01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:27,680 非法集会 2055 01:49:29,080 --> 01:49:30,040 不想回家啊 2056 01:49:30,120 --> 01:49:31,840 留下来陪我执勤 2057 01:49:32,160 --> 01:49:33,480 限你们10秒内消失 2058 01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:35,160 -10 -走 2059 01:49:35,240 --> 01:49:38,080 7 5 3.5 2060 01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:39,200 周末愉快 2061 01:49:39,280 --> 01:49:40,160 2.22 2062 01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:41,720 1.25 2063 01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:46,680 教官下午好 2064 01:49:49,080 --> 01:49:50,280 亲爱的 2065 01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:53,480 今晚不行 临时有执勤任务 2066 01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:55,920 你被罚禁足执勤？ 2067 01:49:57,440 --> 01:50:01,560 魔鬼周一星期前 2068 01:50:13,160 --> 01:50:15,040 专心点 2069 01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:22,040 就是他 2070 01:50:23,400 --> 01:50:24,600 老大 2071 01:50:24,680 --> 01:50:25,840 你出营怎么没通知我们 2072 01:50:25,920 --> 01:50:27,520 我们兄弟去接你 2073 01:50:28,600 --> 01:50:29,920 对了 2074 01:50:30,520 --> 01:50:32,120 这是我们老大 2075 01:50:32,200 --> 01:50:33,760 你也了解 跟你们兵营一样 2076 01:50:34,160 --> 01:50:35,680 上士不在有代理上士 2077 01:50:35,760 --> 01:50:38,840 所以老大你不在 我们也有代理老大 2078 01:50:39,520 --> 01:50:41,600 吃鸡翅膀 趁热吃 2079 01:50:42,280 --> 01:50:43,240 这什么意思 2080 01:50:43,320 --> 01:50:45,160 欠钱不还 你以前还不是一样 2081 01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:48,840 起来 跟我走 2082 01:50:53,240 --> 01:50:55,280 这是我的人 你说带走就带走 2083 01:50:55,360 --> 01:50:56,520 你当我是什么 2084 01:50:57,320 --> 01:50:59,440 这些学生也是有妈妈生的 2085 01:50:59,960 --> 01:51:01,360 不是生下来让你欺负的 2086 01:51:01,440 --> 01:51:04,960 老大 你剃光头到底是去当兵 还是当和尚 2087 01:51:05,040 --> 01:51:06,920 你那么慈悲我很害怕 2088 01:51:08,960 --> 01:51:10,240 这些学生你要带走 2089 01:51:10,320 --> 01:51:11,400 除非你打得赢我 2090 01:51:47,560 --> 01:51:48,480 老大 2091 01:51:48,560 --> 01:51:50,640 其实我们早知道他是打不过你的 2092 01:51:50,720 --> 01:51:51,640 对吗 2093 01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:52,760 对 2094 01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:55,400 我们还是中峇鲁六禽兽 对吗 2095 01:51:56,240 --> 01:51:59,600 我宣布中峇鲁六禽兽解散 2096 01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:26,280 老大 2097 01:52:31,520 --> 01:52:32,680 解决了 2098 01:52:32,760 --> 01:52:33,720 解决了 2099 01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:36,000 -解决了 -搞定 2100 01:52:36,080 --> 01:52:39,240 -做了正确的事了吗 -做了 我感到心情舒畅 2101 01:52:39,320 --> 01:52:40,320 漂亮 2102 01:52:40,400 --> 01:52:42,160 -呼呀 -呼呀 2103 01:53:34,560 --> 01:53:35,680 引爆 2104 01:55:30,240 --> 01:55:33,720 这是所有海军蛙人最期待的一刻 2105 01:55:34,560 --> 01:55:35,800 女士们 先生们 2106 01:55:36,240 --> 01:55:37,840 地狱周 2107 01:55:37,920 --> 01:55:39,160 正式开始 2108 01:55:44,400 --> 01:55:46,600 我们听过不少 有关地狱周的传言 2109 01:55:46,680 --> 01:55:49,160 其实到底有没有必要 2110 01:55:49,240 --> 01:55:50,920 经历这可怕的地狱周 2111 01:55:51,000 --> 01:55:52,840 只为了证明我们是海军蛙人 2112 01:56:08,360 --> 01:56:10,800 地狱周 2113 01:56:11,280 --> 01:56:14,320 第一天 2114 01:56:18,760 --> 01:56:21,600 好吧 我知道这只是训练团队精神 2115 01:56:22,280 --> 01:56:25,400 又或者这是要考验我的意志力 2116 01:56:26,040 --> 01:56:27,480 我知道教官们在想什么 2117 01:56:27,880 --> 01:56:29,800 他们想把我的意志力击溃 2118 01:56:29,880 --> 01:56:31,560 他们想让我放弃 2119 01:56:31,640 --> 01:56:33,320 但是他们绝不会得逞 2120 01:56:33,400 --> 01:56:35,160 我已经做好思想准备 2121 01:56:35,240 --> 01:56:38,680 唯一阻挡我前进的敌人 2122 01:56:38,760 --> 01:56:39,840 就只有我自己 2123 01:56:51,840 --> 01:56:52,800 整齐点 2124 01:56:57,840 --> 01:56:59,400 翻艇演练 2125 01:56:59,480 --> 01:57:00,680 是 教官 2126 01:57:03,640 --> 01:57:04,720 二号艇 2127 01:57:04,800 --> 01:57:05,800 没关系 2128 01:57:05,880 --> 01:57:08,040 我让你周末留下来继续做 2129 01:57:08,720 --> 01:57:10,040 再慢点 2130 01:57:10,840 --> 01:57:13,000 老是翻不过来 2131 01:57:14,040 --> 01:57:17,400 要互相帮忙 二号艇 2132 01:57:22,920 --> 01:57:24,640 你们这群失魂鬼 2133 01:57:24,720 --> 01:57:26,720 看看你 慢慢来 2134 01:57:27,400 --> 01:57:31,360 二 六 上 2135 01:57:31,440 --> 01:57:32,360 二号艇 2136 01:57:32,440 --> 01:57:35,000 就像挂在窗外的脏内裤 2137 01:57:40,800 --> 01:57:45,040 二 六 上 2138 01:57:46,840 --> 01:57:48,520 一旦完成翻艇演练 2139 01:57:48,600 --> 01:57:49,840 马上回到岸边 2140 01:57:49,920 --> 01:57:51,200 一号艇做得好 2141 01:57:51,560 --> 01:57:53,840 二号艇 你最好快点 2142 01:57:58,400 --> 01:58:00,560 二号艇 你不如再慢点 没关系 2143 01:58:00,640 --> 01:58:02,160 一会儿你就知道 2144 01:58:03,720 --> 01:58:05,720 加油 二号艇 2145 01:58:07,240 --> 01:58:09,840 二号艇 艇长控制好 2146 01:58:09,920 --> 01:58:11,600 好好指挥队员 2147 01:58:11,680 --> 01:58:14,600 你们现在整组乱七八糟的 2148 01:58:23,920 --> 01:58:25,120 二号艇 好极了 2149 01:58:25,440 --> 01:58:27,440 你们又包尾了 2150 01:58:28,680 --> 01:58:31,000 到水边躺下 2151 01:59:04,080 --> 01:59:06,120 -我是海军潜水员 -我是海军潜水员 2152 01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:07,600 -深海蛙人 -深海蛙人 2153 01:59:07,680 --> 01:59:10,200 -呼呀 无惧前方障碍 -呼呀 无惧前方障碍 2154 01:59:10,280 --> 01:59:12,840 -开动 -开动 2155 01:59:29,240 --> 01:59:30,280 妈 2156 01:59:31,640 --> 01:59:33,200 我见鬼了 2157 01:59:34,680 --> 01:59:36,680 唯一见不到妖魔鬼怪的时候 2158 01:59:36,760 --> 01:59:38,560 就是吃饭时间 2159 01:59:39,120 --> 01:59:40,280 我们看到的 2160 01:59:41,560 --> 01:59:43,240 只有天使 2161 01:59:48,560 --> 01:59:50,000 因为在训练期间 2162 01:59:50,360 --> 01:59:53,800 所有教官都像来自地狱的魔鬼 2163 01:59:53,880 --> 01:59:56,760 欢迎来到CDC 我的领地 2164 01:59:56,840 --> 01:59:58,200 无间地狱 2165 01:59:59,720 --> 02:00:00,840 但是现在 2166 02:00:02,840 --> 02:00:06,680 之所以见到那么多天使围绕 2167 02:00:06,760 --> 02:00:10,560 是因为在吃饭时间 2168 02:00:10,640 --> 02:00:13,240 教官们暂停对我们 2169 02:00:13,320 --> 02:00:16,360 乱吼鬼叫 2170 02:00:16,440 --> 02:00:18,800 把我们当婴儿般呵护 2171 02:00:19,560 --> 02:00:21,360 他们就像天使般温柔 2172 02:00:21,440 --> 02:00:24,120 至少在那一段时间内如此 2173 02:00:43,240 --> 02:00:44,400 借过 2174 02:01:00,080 --> 02:01:02,040 借过 让一下 2175 02:01:02,760 --> 02:01:04,200 紧急情况 2176 02:01:09,040 --> 02:01:11,800 十万火急 2177 02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:20,800 你们忍受得了吗 那么多天没洗脸 2178 02:01:21,360 --> 02:01:22,480 谁要洗脸 2179 02:01:22,560 --> 02:01:26,720 我有这个 2180 02:01:28,600 --> 02:01:29,840 示范给你们看 2181 02:01:32,920 --> 02:01:33,880 拿着 2182 02:01:34,840 --> 02:01:37,640 首先把它抹上 2183 02:01:38,240 --> 02:01:41,440 它会帮你清洁阻塞的毛孔 2184 02:01:45,400 --> 02:01:46,600 之后用清水 2185 02:01:52,080 --> 02:01:54,120 清水能帮你 2186 02:01:56,880 --> 02:01:59,720 清水帮你洗净脸部油脂 2187 02:02:02,000 --> 02:02:05,320 它还会帮你滋润皮肤 2188 02:02:06,080 --> 02:02:07,200 很容易 2189 02:02:08,120 --> 02:02:09,240 很简单 2190 02:02:12,320 --> 02:02:15,960 大家就能像我一样 成为清爽又清新 2191 02:02:16,040 --> 02:02:17,000 俊俏的海军蛙人 2192 02:02:17,080 --> 02:02:19,640 试试看 2193 02:02:22,280 --> 02:02:24,520 我想如果能熬过NDU 2194 02:02:25,400 --> 02:02:26,800 必能熬过任何困难 2195 02:02:27,800 --> 02:02:28,800 你呢 2196 02:02:30,480 --> 02:02:32,720 我会去会计事务所上班 2197 02:02:35,080 --> 02:02:36,680 当机关枪手 2198 02:02:38,040 --> 02:02:39,480 KPMG 2199 02:02:40,040 --> 02:02:41,600 成为会计师 2200 02:02:43,520 --> 02:02:45,280 会计事务所 2201 02:02:46,360 --> 02:02:47,640 好选择 2202 02:02:48,160 --> 02:02:50,000 前途无量 2203 02:02:50,600 --> 02:02:55,000 每天半小时的厕所时光 是我们最盼望的时刻 2204 02:02:55,280 --> 02:02:56,400 因为我们能睡觉 2205 02:02:56,480 --> 02:02:57,360 尿尿 2206 02:02:57,440 --> 02:02:58,320 大便 2207 02:02:58,400 --> 02:03:00,920 而无需面对教官们的骚扰 2208 02:03:01,600 --> 02:03:02,720 像在天堂一般 2209 02:03:04,880 --> 02:03:05,840 不过在那之后 2210 02:03:06,360 --> 02:03:08,520 一切恢复原状 2211 02:04:03,960 --> 02:04:04,880 第3天 2212 02:04:04,960 --> 02:04:07,240 由于我们是两栖蛙人 2213 02:04:07,320 --> 02:04:09,760 我们必须在任何环境下作战 2214 02:04:09,840 --> 02:04:12,560 海和陆地是我们的主战场 2215 02:04:12,640 --> 02:04:14,960 不像陆军 只在陆地上接受标准障碍训练 2216 02:04:15,040 --> 02:04:17,040 我们也有自己的障碍训练 2217 02:04:17,120 --> 02:04:18,440 海陆障碍训练 2218 02:04:18,520 --> 02:04:21,200 在海中与陆地上同时进行 2219 02:04:21,280 --> 02:04:22,880 艰辛加倍 2220 02:04:28,160 --> 02:04:30,760 海陆障碍训练就像我们的人生 2221 02:04:30,840 --> 02:04:32,480 我们得努力求存 2222 02:04:32,560 --> 02:04:36,760 我们需要奔跑前进 游泳 爬绳 以及跳跃 2223 02:04:36,840 --> 02:04:39,560 扫除前方的一切障碍 2224 02:04:51,920 --> 02:04:52,960 呼呀 2225 02:04:56,280 --> 02:04:57,840 黑龙 呼呀 2226 02:04:57,920 --> 02:04:59,000 呼呀 2227 02:05:09,120 --> 02:05:10,120 今晚 2228 02:05:10,200 --> 02:05:12,520 教官们邀请我们享受泡澡 2229 02:05:13,080 --> 02:05:14,880 冰水澡 2230 02:05:15,600 --> 02:05:18,440 这就是著名的冰冻治疗 2231 02:05:18,520 --> 02:05:20,520 就像是冰桶挑战 2232 02:05:20,600 --> 02:05:22,560 地狱版 2233 02:05:23,080 --> 02:05:26,360 而我们全部被教官们点名接受挑战 2234 02:05:59,960 --> 02:06:03,240 -我们将攻克所有敌人 -我们将攻克所有敌人 2235 02:06:03,320 --> 02:06:06,400 -无惧前方障碍 -无惧前方障碍 2236 02:06:06,760 --> 02:06:10,000 -我们是海军蛙人 -我们是海军蛙人 2237 02:06:10,080 --> 02:06:12,720 -呼呀 深海出击 -呼呀 深海出击 2238 02:06:20,880 --> 02:06:23,680 躺下 2239 02:06:28,760 --> 02:06:31,800 睁开眼睛 2240 02:06:38,040 --> 02:06:39,640 周肯 2241 02:06:40,240 --> 02:06:42,200 有个好消息 2242 02:06:42,280 --> 02:06:44,800 你申请调往空军已经被批准 2243 02:06:45,520 --> 02:06:48,440 如果你愿意 现在就可离队 2244 02:06:49,200 --> 02:06:52,480 教官 谢谢你 但我不去了 2245 02:06:53,160 --> 02:06:54,520 我经历了那么多 2246 02:06:55,120 --> 02:06:56,680 绝不会就此放弃 2247 02:06:58,120 --> 02:07:00,040 我要成为海军蛙人 2248 02:07:00,120 --> 02:07:02,360 我要在深海遨游 2249 02:07:03,400 --> 02:07:05,240 没有障碍能阻挡我前进 2250 02:07:05,320 --> 02:07:06,760 甚至连你也不行 2251 02:07:06,840 --> 02:07:08,800 很好 这正是我想听到的 2252 02:07:08,880 --> 02:07:15,000 教官 2253 02:07:15,080 --> 02:07:17,680 干什么 你想干吗 2254 02:07:17,760 --> 02:07:20,200 抱歉 请求批准上厕所 2255 02:07:20,280 --> 02:07:22,000 -不行 你想偷懒 -不是 2256 02:07:22,080 --> 02:07:25,200 我不是想偷懒 我真的想上 2257 02:07:28,920 --> 02:07:29,800 教官 2258 02:07:30,160 --> 02:07:31,560 不需要了 2259 02:07:34,280 --> 02:07:35,600 英俊 你放屁 2260 02:07:35,680 --> 02:07:37,200 不是 2261 02:07:39,120 --> 02:07:40,400 你拉屎 2262 02:07:40,480 --> 02:07:41,560 不是 2263 02:07:42,320 --> 02:07:44,000 我拉肚子 2264 02:07:44,520 --> 02:07:47,720 第5天 2265 02:07:47,800 --> 02:07:50,800 终极项目 2266 02:08:10,480 --> 02:08:12,400 第五个日出是我们心理生理上 2267 02:08:12,480 --> 02:08:14,960 都处于最差状态的时候 2268 02:08:15,360 --> 02:08:17,160 我们就像一群丧尸 2269 02:08:17,240 --> 02:08:19,320 只靠本能反应行动 2270 02:08:19,680 --> 02:08:21,080 虽然斗志高昂 2271 02:08:21,160 --> 02:08:23,520 因为只剩下半天就结束了 2272 02:08:23,600 --> 02:08:26,880 然而却累得高兴不起来 2273 02:08:27,400 --> 02:08:30,840 只希望地狱周赶快结束 2274 02:08:30,920 --> 02:08:33,080 因为我们已经累垮了 2275 02:08:34,280 --> 02:08:35,240 最后一天 2276 02:08:35,640 --> 02:08:36,720 最后一段 2277 02:08:37,080 --> 02:08:38,520 最后一丝力量 2278 02:08:38,840 --> 02:08:41,600 我们被推到了崩溃边缘 2279 02:08:41,680 --> 02:08:44,120 就像天下第二以及我补习老师所说 2280 02:08:44,200 --> 02:08:46,080 一切靠我们的意志力 2281 02:08:46,440 --> 02:08:47,680 我们坚定的意志力 2282 02:08:47,760 --> 02:08:50,240 正控制着我们疲惫的身躯 2283 02:09:01,680 --> 02:09:02,720 有人说 2284 02:09:02,800 --> 02:09:05,400 每个人生命里都有一个地狱周 2285 02:09:05,480 --> 02:09:07,800 有些人天生如此 2286 02:09:07,880 --> 02:09:09,200 没办法逃避 2287 02:09:09,280 --> 02:09:11,080 只能默默承受 2288 02:09:12,880 --> 02:09:13,760 有些人 2289 02:09:13,840 --> 02:09:15,760 他们自作孽的自制地狱周 2290 02:09:15,840 --> 02:09:18,040 自作自受 2291 02:09:18,120 --> 02:09:19,360 浪费时间精力 2292 02:09:19,440 --> 02:09:20,920 损人不利己 2293 02:09:21,760 --> 02:09:24,200 这种愚蠢与低能的举动 2294 02:09:24,280 --> 02:09:25,880 完全是咎由自取 2295 02:09:26,680 --> 02:09:28,240 这是他们的成长方式 2296 02:09:28,320 --> 02:09:30,920 走冤枉路的苦痛方式 2297 02:09:32,600 --> 02:09:34,800 经过五天地狱周的磨练 2298 02:09:34,880 --> 02:09:36,680 这里没有最强 2299 02:09:37,280 --> 02:09:40,480 只有更强 2300 02:09:42,320 --> 02:09:43,400 地狱周 2301 02:09:43,480 --> 02:09:45,400 或者其他生活中的障碍 2302 02:09:45,480 --> 02:09:50,040 都在于你如何拿起它 解决它 放下它 2303 02:09:54,080 --> 02:09:57,080 永不放弃是我们这五天所领悟到的 2304 02:09:57,520 --> 02:10:00,240 痛苦的出现象征软弱的撤离 2305 02:10:00,320 --> 02:10:02,080 教官们越是鞭策我们 2306 02:10:02,160 --> 02:10:03,720 我们越是顽强 2307 02:10:03,800 --> 02:10:05,040 致所有曾经的 2308 02:10:05,120 --> 02:10:06,440 现在的 2309 02:10:06,520 --> 02:10:08,480 和将来的蛙人弟兄们 2310 02:10:08,960 --> 02:10:12,720 让我们一同誓死坚守蛙人的同袍情义 2311 02:10:24,840 --> 02:10:26,480 48班集合 2312 02:10:31,720 --> 02:10:32,800 48班 2313 02:10:32,880 --> 02:10:34,760 -呼呀 -呼呀 2314 02:10:34,840 --> 02:10:36,240 你们准备好结束了吗 2315 02:10:36,320 --> 02:10:38,920 -是的 教官 -是的 教官 2316 02:10:39,000 --> 02:10:39,960 你们累不累 2317 02:10:40,040 --> 02:10:41,720 -不累 -不累 2318 02:10:41,800 --> 02:10:43,080 这不够好 2319 02:10:43,720 --> 02:10:45,000 马上进行湿沙操 2320 02:10:46,880 --> 02:10:48,360 过去五天 2321 02:10:49,400 --> 02:10:50,480 你们每一位 2322 02:10:50,920 --> 02:10:54,480 都经历了武装部队最严峻的考验 2323 02:10:55,800 --> 02:10:59,480 你们都是顶尖的海军蛙人精英 2324 02:11:00,080 --> 02:11:02,080 你们要牢牢记住 2325 02:11:03,280 --> 02:11:06,200 这段生命中最痛苦的日子 2326 02:11:07,440 --> 02:11:08,960 这也同时是 2327 02:11:09,040 --> 02:11:11,240 你们生命中最难忘的一段日子 2328 02:11:11,760 --> 02:11:14,360 从今以后 你们将能克服 2329 02:11:14,440 --> 02:11:16,560 生活中任何困难与逆境 2330 02:11:16,640 --> 02:11:17,520 我 2331 02:11:18,040 --> 02:11:19,120 正式宣布 2332 02:11:24,600 --> 02:11:26,320 地狱周结束 2333 02:11:30,920 --> 02:11:32,320 痛苦是暂时性的 2334 02:11:32,400 --> 02:11:33,640 坚毅的人却是永垂不朽 2335 02:11:34,080 --> 02:11:36,360 我最终理解到 2336 02:11:36,440 --> 02:11:38,960 “无惧前方障碍”的真正意义 2337 02:11:39,040 --> 02:11:42,280 我们都是被精挑细选的一群 2338 02:11:42,720 --> 02:11:47,640 当你能跨越生理与心理上的极限 2339 02:11:47,720 --> 02:11:50,880 还有什么困难是我们所无法克服的 2340 02:11:50,960 --> 02:11:51,960 没有 2341 02:11:52,640 --> 02:11:54,320 绝对没有 2342 02:11:54,400 --> 02:11:56,200 没有任何困难可以再击倒我们 2343 02:13:40,960 --> 02:13:42,760 -谢教官 -做得好 2344 02:13:42,840 --> 02:13:44,080 -谢教官 -做得好 2345 02:13:44,800 --> 02:13:48,280 -谢教官 -做得好 2346 02:13:49,400 --> 02:13:52,080 儿子 做得好 2347 02:13:52,160 --> 02:13:54,760 他们是我爸妈 他们是我的好朋友 2348 02:13:54,840 --> 02:13:56,520 -你们好 -伯父 伯母 2349 02:13:57,440 --> 02:13:59,160 不要相争 要相爱 2350 02:14:04,640 --> 02:14:06,200 来 为你扣上徽章 2351 02:14:14,280 --> 02:14:17,320 我不知道原来你的训练那么苦 2352 02:14:17,880 --> 02:14:18,880 好样的 小子 2353 02:14:19,480 --> 02:14:21,600 让你给熬过了 辛苦了 2354 02:14:21,680 --> 02:14:22,960 不辛苦 2355 02:14:24,000 --> 02:14:24,840 其实 2356 02:14:25,440 --> 02:14:26,600 你们更辛苦 2357 02:14:40,280 --> 02:14:42,080 长大了 2358 02:14:43,040 --> 02:14:44,160 谢谢妈 2359 02:14:45,120 --> 02:14:46,440 好棒 2360 02:14:48,480 --> 02:14:50,920 怎能这样对待我宝贝儿子 2361 02:14:51,000 --> 02:14:53,480 你的训练太变态了 2362 02:14:53,880 --> 02:14:55,400 你要我去投诉吗 2363 02:14:55,480 --> 02:14:57,640 妈 这只是训练 2364 02:14:57,720 --> 02:14:59,760 我现在是蛙人精英了 2365 02:14:59,840 --> 02:15:02,080 蛙人精英 你懂吗 2366 02:15:02,880 --> 02:15:04,120 什么是精英 2367 02:15:05,000 --> 02:15:06,840 好比一卡车榴莲 2368 02:15:06,920 --> 02:15:10,160 最好的那个就是精英 了解吗 2369 02:15:10,240 --> 02:15:11,520 奶奶 是精英部队 2370 02:15:11,600 --> 02:15:12,680 精英 2371 02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:15,680 精英部队 2372 02:15:16,520 --> 02:15:17,760 什么是精英部队 2373 02:15:17,840 --> 02:15:19,080 奶奶 2374 02:15:19,920 --> 02:15:22,600 -好可爱 -拍照 2375 02:15:22,680 --> 02:15:24,200 等等 先扣上这个 2376 02:15:25,400 --> 02:15:26,480 行了 2377 02:15:28,120 --> 02:15:30,600 -伟明 恭喜 -谢谢 2378 02:15:30,680 --> 02:15:32,240 我们来支持你 2379 02:15:32,320 --> 02:15:33,600 知道你训练很辛苦 2380 02:15:33,680 --> 02:15:34,960 为你感到骄傲 2381 02:15:35,040 --> 02:15:36,120 非常感谢 2382 02:15:42,080 --> 02:15:44,200 没想到你们会来 2383 02:15:44,800 --> 02:15:45,880 谢谢你们来 2384 02:15:47,640 --> 02:15:49,200 你就是照片中的突击队员？ 2385 02:15:49,280 --> 02:15:50,360 什么照片 2386 02:15:52,320 --> 02:15:54,320 你说过我绝对找不到 2387 02:15:54,400 --> 02:15:56,280 正面对待国民服役的人 2388 02:15:56,360 --> 02:15:58,600 我找到了 他正是 2389 02:15:59,200 --> 02:16:03,000 -你的新男友？ -男友？我？不是的 2390 02:16:03,600 --> 02:16:04,680 我们是堂兄妹 2391 02:16:04,960 --> 02:16:06,040 堂哥 2392 02:16:07,600 --> 02:16:09,920 你这傻蛋 听到没有 2393 02:16:10,000 --> 02:16:13,320 -我说过突击队弟兄很正派 漂亮 -漂亮 2394 02:16:13,400 --> 02:16:14,760 你去死吧 2395 02:16:14,840 --> 02:16:16,760 -恭喜 -谢谢 2396 02:16:16,840 --> 02:16:17,880 漂亮 2397 02:16:19,760 --> 02:16:20,640 所以... 2398 02:16:27,400 --> 02:16:28,960 教官 2399 02:16:29,280 --> 02:16:31,480 到底谁的潜水记录比天下第二还厉害 2400 02:16:32,120 --> 02:16:34,000 我想知道谁才是天下第一 2401 02:16:34,080 --> 02:16:35,480 他是个英军潜水员 2402 02:16:35,560 --> 02:16:36,840 在1963年创下的记录 2403 02:16:37,920 --> 02:16:40,160 他的潜水记录比天下第二长多少 2404 02:16:40,240 --> 02:16:41,440 有一分钟吗 2405 02:16:41,840 --> 02:16:43,000 不止 2406 02:16:43,080 --> 02:16:44,200 他当年潜下去之后 2407 02:16:44,280 --> 02:16:45,480 到现在还没浮上来 2408 02:16:48,320 --> 02:16:49,280 谁 2409 02:16:50,200 --> 02:16:51,280 谁 2410 02:16:51,840 --> 02:16:54,840 -呼呀 -呼呀 2411 02:16:56,000 --> 02:16:57,360 训练继续 2412 02:18:19,000 --> 02:18:19,880 下一位 2413 02:18:20,560 --> 02:18:22,200 抱歉 让一让 2414 02:18:22,680 --> 02:18:23,760 你好 2415 02:18:30,480 --> 02:18:33,400 叶文先生 系统里没找到你的信息 2416 02:18:33,480 --> 02:18:34,920 你确定这是正确的报到地点吗 2417 02:18:36,160 --> 02:18:39,840 听我说 体检后NDU让我来这报到 2418 02:18:40,040 --> 02:18:41,800 你却说找不到我的名字 2419 02:18:41,880 --> 02:18:44,040 你在耍我吧 2420 02:18:44,120 --> 02:18:46,200 -再确认确认 -请出示你的入伍通知 2421 02:18:46,280 --> 02:18:47,120 在这里 2422 02:18:51,280 --> 02:18:52,360 叶文先生 2423 02:18:52,440 --> 02:18:55,920 你该去史拉兰军营 这里是史巴万军营 2424 02:18:56,240 --> 02:18:59,160 -这不是史拉兰军营？ -不是 2425 02:18:59,240 --> 02:19:01,400 -这里是史拉兰军营？ -没错 2426 02:19:01,480 --> 02:19:04,520 什么鬼？ 你们军营改名 你却说我走错地方 2427 02:19:04,600 --> 02:19:07,040 到底什么鬼？你在搞我吧？ 2428 02:19:31,480 --> 02:19:33,800 这是我儿子 阿洛伊修斯 2429 02:19:34,200 --> 02:19:36,720 儿子 他们以前是特种部队的 2430 02:19:36,800 --> 02:19:37,960 妈想让他们教你 2431 02:19:38,040 --> 02:19:40,240 成为最好的潜水员和军官 2432 02:19:40,440 --> 02:19:42,360 孩子 请坐！ 2433 02:19:44,520 --> 02:19:45,880 当一名NDU潜水员 2434 02:19:45,960 --> 02:19:47,360 需要知道三件事 2435 02:19:47,440 --> 02:19:49,040 要永远记得这三件事 2436 02:19:49,360 --> 02:19:52,720 一是团队合作和精神 2437 02:19:53,560 --> 02:19:54,560 第二 2438 02:19:55,600 --> 02:19:58,160 -帮他们而不是逼迫他们 -这我知道 2439 02:19:58,240 --> 02:20:00,200 很好 第三 2440 02:20:00,880 --> 02:20:02,880 结交朋友 不要树立敌人 2441 02:20:03,080 --> 02:20:06,120 不要战争 要爱 2442 02:20:07,600 --> 02:20:09,520 不要战争 要爱 2443 02:20:15,320 --> 02:20:16,560 抱歉 2444 02:20:18,480 --> 02:20:20,280 抱歉 这里禁止吸烟 2445 02:20:20,600 --> 02:20:22,400 我知道 这不是我的 2446 02:20:22,560 --> 02:20:24,480 拿好 这很贵 一根25分钱 2447 02:20:24,560 --> 02:20:25,560 长官 我先走一步 2448 02:20:27,920 --> 02:20:29,920 你听见了 这里禁止吸烟 2449 02:20:30,520 --> 02:20:31,960 -没有烟啊 -对啊 2450 02:20:32,680 --> 02:20:33,720 这是我的香烟 2451 02:20:34,920 --> 02:20:37,520 -你听见我说的了 -我知道 我没吸它 2452 02:20:37,880 --> 02:20:38,920 我在吃它 2453 02:20:43,560 --> 02:20:45,320 摩西分开红海 2454 02:20:53,200 --> 02:20:56,720 我们唱圣歌 读圣经 祈祷 2455 02:20:56,800 --> 02:20:59,040 祈祷大家顺利通过 2456 02:20:59,120 --> 02:21:00,480 即将到来的 2457 02:21:01,840 --> 02:21:03,200 即将到来的克难周 长官 2458 02:21:03,280 --> 02:21:05,320 诚心祈祷大家顺利通过 2459 02:21:05,400 --> 02:21:07,520 即将到来的克难周 长官 2460 02:21:09,320 --> 02:21:11,240 诚心祈祷大家顺利通过 2461 02:21:11,320 --> 02:21:13,400 即将到来的克难...周 2462 02:21:14,960 --> 02:21:18,480 就是 吃饱太闲 2463 02:21:18,560 --> 02:21:20,080 还吃我们阿姨？ 2464 02:21:22,680 --> 02:21:26,040 就是 吃饱太闲 2465 02:21:26,120 --> 02:21:27,440 怎么抓走我们阿姨？ 2466 02:21:29,280 --> 02:21:33,200 就是 吃饱太闲 2467 02:21:33,640 --> 02:21:35,400 怎么抓走我们阿姨？ 2468 02:21:36,960 --> 02:21:38,480 天啊... 2469 02:21:39,120 --> 02:21:42,640 就是 吃饱太闲 2470 02:21:42,880 --> 02:21:44,720 怎么抓走我们大叔 143742

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