Original subtitles

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Dude, I can't believe

he's alive.

Yeah, no one

could survive that.

Huh. Do you ever think about

how many people

we've seen probably die?

Ehh, I'm sure

they're all fine.

Oh, surely

there's still time

to settle this like gentlemen.

Hah. Tell you what, Pops.

I'll make you

a gentlemanly deal.

You and I fight one-on-one,

just you and me.

If you knock me down,

the universe is safe.

You go home, and everything

is regular again.

But if I knock you down,

I destroy the universe!

How's that for gentlemanly?

Very well.

I accept your terms.

Heh heh heh heh.

Ew. That's not for me.

10, 11, 12.

That's a 24-pack, bro.

[SNARLS] Aah.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Pops.

Pops.

No.

This is his fight.

Your technique is impressive,

but you won't win this time.

Ah. Ahh.

[Gasps]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Aah.

[BELL DINGING]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Ahh.

Enough.

[GRUNTS]

Aah.

[GROANS]

Pops knocked him over.

The universe is safe.

[ALL CHEER]

It was an arduous battle,

and though we had our--

Fire.

Pops.

Pops.

But I knocked you over.

We made a gentlemanly deal.

A deal is only as good as

the man who makes it.

You thought you could

get away from me, Disk Masters,

but everyone streams eventually.

Ah, great.

Streaming's here now?

Oh, good.

Some extra help.

The more, the merrier.

Dude, let's go.

Hey.

Where are you going?

BOTH: Trust us.

Ach.

Hey, lady. You gonna help us

down here or what?

Well, I am supposed to

remain neutral, but...

Aw, heck. Get on up here.

All right.

Ah. Aah.

[YELLS]

Let's bust a cap

on this data.

Oh, yay-ah. Rap-ah.

Minions, merge with me

and let us stream like

we've never streamt before.

[BEEPING]

[YELLS]

Streaming went from buffering

to buff.

We're gonna need

some more help.

HD-DVD: Mind if we

join in on the fun?

MORDECAI:

HD-DVD and Blu-ray?

What? This wasn't in

the tapestry.

Well, consider this

the extended edition.

And you're about to get

a whole lot of

exclusive HD content.

Baby ducks.

What's up, dudes?

Greetings, dudes.

Told you we'd meet up with you.

Sureshot?

We thought you died.

Not before I cloned myself.

I got a whole bunch

of back-up clones--

Sure Enough Shot,

Sure Whatever Shot,

Close Enough Shot.

As long as none of them

are poor shots.

Not this clone.

Aah. How many reinforcements

do these guys have?

Oh, no.

You blokes weren't gonna

end the universe without me,

were you?

We'll give Anti-Pops

something to really cry about.

BOTH: Aw,

yea-yea-yea-yea-yea.

End-of-the-universe party.

Woot woot.

Baby ducks, assemble.

Aah.

Aah.

Aah.

[SIREN WAILS]

[SPEAKS LIZARKIAN]

Nah. I want to see what

their final form looks like.

Aw, come on.

Excuse me. Sorry.

[GASPS]

Back to the ship.

[GROWLS]

Everybody.

Follow our lead.

All you, Death.

Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.

Death ain't dying today. Unh.

[GRUNTING]

BOTH: Yeah.

BOTH: Uhh. Resistance.

Break it down,

Party Horse.

Whoo. Get ready

for some killer moves.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, oowah-oowah.

Aah. I hate breakdancing.

Hyah. Aah.

Heh heh heh heh heh.

I-I still get a five-star rating

for doing this, right?

No way out this time, dweeb.

Yeah.

I'm hit.

Aah.

Hmm-hmmm. Nice of you

to drop in, dude.

BOTH: Whoo.

No way.

Yahoo.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Ow.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Gary, you know what to do.

Okay.

Y-Y-Yah.

BOTH: Yeah.

ALL: Yay.

Let's delete this scene.

BOTH:

5.1 surround shockwave.

Elbow drop.

Whoo-hoo.

Yeah.

Good battle.

Jolly good battle.

Huh?

[SINISTER LAUGHTER]

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

Any last words, Mitch?

You know who else

grows really big

to show their dominance,

but is actually

really small deep down?

My... mom.

[LAUGHS] Good one.

[HANDS SLAP]

[ALL GASPING]

No-o-o-o-o.

Give up, Pops.

All your friends

are going to die,

and there's nothing

you can do about it.

We can still resolve this,

brother.

Stop calling me that.

[ALL GROANING]

Oh.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Uh, not cool.

[ALL SCREAM]

Hey, guys.

Sorry I'm late.

Just came from

this hot party--Aah.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Aah.

BOTH: No-o-o-o.

[WHIMPERING]

Heh heh heh. This ends now.

[SCREAMING]

Huh?

[YELLS]

Aah.

Dude, look.

Oh, no.

Dude, the end is coming.

We have to stop it.

Hang on-n-n-n.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

It's not working.

Dude, we got to eject.

Not yet. We got to fly

between 'em.

You're crazy.

Now.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

[CROWD CHEERING]

All right, Beef Burrito.

I'm gonna give you

one more chance

to take back

what you said about my mom.

I'll kill you.

[GRUNTS]

Ooh. Ooh. Uhh...

Tag up. Tag up.

Uh...

Raah.

What?

Oh, you want us

to put the hurt on you?

I think he wants me

to put the hurt on him.

I think he wants you

to put the hurt on him.

You think he wants me

to put the hurt on him?

Yes, I do.

Aah.

BOTH: Aah.

[DISTORTED] Wait a minute.

I think we've done this before.

[NORMAL VOICE] Aah.

Uh... yay.

Hang on, dude.

This has happened before.

What? What are you

talking about? No, it hasn't.

Yes, it ha-- Ahh.

[HYPERVENTILATES]

Man, are you okay?

How hard did you

hit your head?

Medium hard,

but that's not the point.

We've seriously

done this before.

I think I would remember

breaking a hole in the wall.

We're gonna get fired

for this.

We're not gonna get fired.

Not for this, not for

smashing up Benson's car

or ruining everyone's

Thanksgiving dinner.

Not even for releasing a demon

into the park.

We actually still have our jobs

for, like, six years after this.

You're being insane.

Even if you could

see into the future,

we'd totally get fired

for all that stuff.

I'm right, Mordecai.

I can prove it.

[GRUNTS] Here it is.

The futuristic Blu-ray box set

that tells the story

of the next six years

of our lives,

including all those times

we didn't get fired,

your relationship issues,

plus, when we went to space

in a dome

and when the universe

got destroyed

by Pops' evil twin brother

Anti-Pops.

Dude, just holding up a box

while you say crazy stuff

doesn't prove anything.

But it's all here on Blu-ray.

Uhh.

You keep saying that,

but "Blu-ray" just sounds

as made-up as everything else.

If it was a VHS box set,

you might have a case.

Hey, you think

if we sell this thing,

we can make enough money

to fix the ho--

[GASPS] I remember.

I remember.

Huh?

W-What's going on? Huh?

This isn't right.

I think we're in a glitch,

and time didn't reset.

We got to get back

to help Pops.

I know how we can do it.

♪ Take us to the end,

Take us to the end, whoa-oh ♪

♪ Won't you take us

To the end? ♪

Heh heh heh heh heh.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Say good night, Pops.

Heh heh heh heh.

My friends.

You've killed all my friends.

Yeah, and you're next.

Guess who's

not dead after all.

What?

Mordecai. Rigby.

That's right. Just hit

a little glitch in time.

We'll always

have your back, bro.

Not for long.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

No.

Aah.

I say,

what a handsome chap

in the newspaper,

don't you think?

Is that me? Hello? Hello?

Uh, sure.

Where am I? What is this?

I'll be back in a second

with the check.

Anti-Pops. Hyah.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

[BOTH GASP]

Aah. Aah.

Rigby, hold on.

Pops, help.

[LAUGHS]

Aah.

We're dead times a hundred.

We're dead times a hundred.

Rigby.

Pops.

Give me your ha-- Unh.

Pops.

Huh?

An adhesive note?

Aah.

Dude, I'm freaking out.

Aah. Help.

Get it off. Get it off.

Aah. Dude,

what the heck is going on?

The fabric of reality

is unravelling.

No-o-o-o.

Heh heh heh heh heh.

Mordecai, Rigby. No-o-o-o.

SEER: Sometimes

doing something different

makes all the difference.

We can still resolve this,

brother.

Aah.

I don't need a hug.

Aah.

Stop running.

Pops, he's too powerful.

You'll never beat him alone.

I know you all mean well,

but I should've been

listening to my heart

this whole time.

You boys stay here.

Pops.

Show yourself, coward.

POPS: I'm here.

[ROARS]

Uhh.

Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.

No-o-o.

Feelings.

[BOTH GASP]

This can't work, Pops.

The minute you let me go,

I'm gonna blast you

into nothing.

I know.

So I'm not going to let go.

What?

Ahh.

BOTH: Pops, don't.

[THINKING] Don't worry,

Mordecai and Rigby.

I know you're sad,

but I promise

this is a happy ending.

Take care of each other.

Goodbye.

All those one-star reviews.

I... I wish I could

take it all back.

You can try.

You and I together...

brother.

[SIZZLING]

Guess this is it.

If anyone's listening,

I want to come back

as a dolphin.

Oh, good one.

Me too.

No, wait. An eagle.

No. A pterodactyl

with a really big--

Breaking news. Months after

the return of domes

around the world,

and three years after

their mysterious departure,

it seems like

we're getting reports

that the park dome

is finally back.

It's back, everybody.

It's back.

♪ I ♪

♪ I wish you could swim ♪

♪ Like dolphins ♪

♪ Like dolphins can swim ♪

♪ Though nothing ♪

♪ Nothing

Will keep us together ♪

♪ We can beat them ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

♪ Oh, we can be heroes ♪

♪ Just for one day ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I will be king ♪

♪ And you ♪

♪ You will be queen ♪

♪ Though nothing ♪

♪ Will drive them away ♪

♪ We can be heroes ♪

♪ Just for one day ♪

♪ We can be us ♪

♪ Just for one day ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I can remember ♪

♪ I remember ♪

♪ Standing ♪

♪ By the wall ♪

♪ By the wall ♪

♪ And the guns ♪

♪ Shot above our heads ♪

♪ Over our heads ♪

♪ And we kissed ♪

♪ As though

Nothing could fall ♪

♪ Nothing could fall ♪

Man, I can't believe

it's been 25 years.

Yeah. I wish Pops

could've been here to see this.

Well, if it wasn't for him,

we wouldn't have this.

Yeah. Hey, do you think

those old video games

are still in the shed?

Yeah. We should check it out,

for old cart's sake.

Hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm.

Whoa-oa-oa.

[BOTH LAUGH]

I can't believe

we used to do that.

♪ Just for one day ♪

[STATIC]

POPS: Ah. Jolly good show.

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]