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Now reaching
the right side of the colon.

That looks pretty clean.

And there's the ileocecal valve,
which is patent and looks fine.

Prep looks good.

Looks like he's well cleaned out.

Going up the sigmoid colon.

Two scattered diverticula there.

Heading towards the splenic flexure now.

That looks clean.

In the mid-transverse colon.

Wait a second.
That looks like a flat polyp there.

It's only about two cm.

We can take some biopsies of that.

-Yussi, I'm a block away.
- Where the fuck are you, man?

-I told you, I'm walking.
- Two guys said

they're watching the business.
What is going on?

Hey, man, who the fuck
do you think you're talking to?

- They keep saying they're friends of Arno.
-Arno? Tell them I'm coming up now.

Harvey, I need that.

Thirty inches.

That's, like, about 35 carats in there.
That's side one.

-And right in the middle...
-You hear that shit?

Yo, Howard. What's popping, man?

This is my nigga Ca$h Out
I was telling you about.

-How do you feel? All right?
-No, it was good.

-They're calling me with the results.

Hi. How are you? Congratulations.

We just come from Flawless, man.
Come to spend some money with you.

He's doing you a favor. Believe me.
That guy is a fucking moron.

Arno's friend is here? Yeah, I'm...

Yussi told me you were waiting on me,
so I'm sorry about that.

I'm Howard.
You didn't bring him any water?

I'm good on the water.
I don't need water. Thank you anyway.

This is, uh —
This is our own spring water.

We're the first on the block to have that.

-Your parents happy for you?
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. So I gotta to tell you,
I'm in a bit of a rush.

I don't have much time because I gotta —

What did I tell you? I said no water.

Didn't I tell you no water?

I think it's in your best interest
that you find some time for you and I.

We're on the same page, right?

-You all right, Howard?
-Oh, yeah. Hundred percent fine.

It's good. I'll handle it. I'll handle it.

You don't do that here, sir.

- Arno Meradian...
- ...Is not available.

-He's not answering.
-He knows you're calling.

-He doesn't want to deal with you anymore.
-I understand.

No, I don't think you do. Come on.
It's not a fucking soap opera.

-Listen, listen. Enough.
-What are we doing? What the fuck is —

-There you go again. Stop fighting me.
-This is not necessary.

No, it isn't?
We'll be the judge of that.

What the fuck is this?

Literally my last amount of cash
that I had.

-What about this? What's this?
-This is not mine.

-It's not mine.
-Take the fucking...

Take the fucking watch. Take it. Take it.

Fucking...

-Arno Meradian...
-... Is not available.

Arno, what the fuck is this shit?

You're sending collectors
to fuck with me at my office?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

I'm literally minutes away from closing
the biggest deal of my goddamn life,

and when I do,
you're gonna be embarrassed.

Oh, and by the way, the watch
they took from me, it's worth $20,000.

I want that deducted from the
hundred grand, understand? Call me back!

Look at this. What's up, ladies?

-Shh. She's sleeping.
-She's sleeping.

-This is bullshit.
-Hey, Howard. How are you?

People coming in and out of the apartment.

- Oh, my God. Not this.
-You show up to work anytime you please.

-I was working all night.
-I'm sick of this shit.

-You're taking advantage of me.
-Howard —

-Oh, my God. Howard!
-10:30. It's time to wake up.

-You're so extra.
-So you had a party last night?

I did not have a party. Did we?

-That was not a party.
-Why didn't you call me?

I did call you at around 9:30.
You said, "I'll call you back in five."

-I waited for hours.
-Yes, because I fell asleep.

-That's rude.
-Putting Beni to sleep.

-Oh, here we go with the lies.
-I'm not lying!

-You're so manipulative!
-I had to fall asleep on the floor again!

-I'm exhausted!
-Well, I didn't ask you to have kids!

-It's not my fault you have kids.
-Oh, shut the fuck up with that.

Look, do you want to fucking stay mad,
or do you want to get in bed and cuddle?

I know you want to cuddle, Howard.
Just come here.

Come on. Just come here.

Come here, baby. Come on.

Come on. I know you want to.

-I'm so goddamn stressed out.
-I know you can't resist me.

I know you can't resist me.

Come on.

Don't. Don't. Don't.
You can't just do that.

Just one. Just one. Just one.

-Don't you want to see the photos I took?
-Yes. Yes.

-Show me. What was this shoot?
-I took these pictures.

-I think I really have a future —
-How much did you get?

-3,500.
-And who is this guy?

-It's this guy, The Weeknd.
-What the fuck is The Weeknd?

He's gonna be major
even though he's from Canada.

This guy looks stupid.

-Hi. How are you?
-Hi, nice to meet you.

Howard Ratner. How are you?

See, I have a piece.
You know this kid, The Weeknd?

That's Michael Jackson there on the cross.

Gonna be a controversial piece.
It makes it more valuable.

The blacks are VS2s. That's platinum.

Turn around. Don't even step in my place.

-Turn around.
-I've got some bets. 24 G's.

Where would you get 24 G's?

I want the OKC-Lakers.
I want the fucking over. All right?

-I want Kobe's under.
-Kobe under.

Couldn't throw it in the ocean. Go ahead.
You can have Kobe all day.

-I want the Sixers to cover.

Plus one. Let's finish the bet here.

Hey, one thing at a time.
I mean, come on now.

- Yo.
-Demany. Demany.

-KG gonna be here any minute.
-Can we finish the bet?

If he gets to the store before I do,
just fucking keep him there, okay?

-You promise me?
-He says he's gonna be here any —

Kevin Garnett is coming to my fucking
showroom right now. Right now!

Eighth floor, going up.

We got every right
to fucking be here. Fuck you!

-You and your man —

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey!

-Get out! Get the fuck out!

What? Fuck you, man. Fuck you!

-What the fuck is going on out here?

That's on you, asshole. You see this?

-I don't know these fucking guys.
-You're dead, fucker. You're dead.

A —
-You think I'm playing games?

-Get your laugh off now, asshole.
-I didn't do nothing.

When I'm shoveling dirt over your head,
you'll see how funny it is then.

I have clients in the office.

-This is crazy.
-Turn around and walk away.

David, go back inside. Everything's fine.

-Turn around and walk away.
-That's my shop.

- Everybody back in there.
-Hello. Open the door.

-Okay. Jesus.

You're with KG?

Okay. Well, you gotta shut that door.

KG, huh?

-That closed?

That's my man?

-KG.
-Howard. Howard.

-What the fuck is going on, man?
-Oh, nothing.

They tried to fuck Yussi up.
Look at his fucking shirt.

-Look at his shirt.
-Okay.

Listen, hey,
thanks for the security, by the way.

Send those bitches back
to Paramus or Bay Ridge, yeah.

Will you take that
and charge it up for me?

All I've got is fucking Yussi
to protect me.

Yo, yo. Hey, let us talk. What's goin' on?

What's up? What's up with the —

Did Amar'e have fucking time on the clock?

-There was no time on the clock.
-Come on. You were waving him off like —

-What are you, a referee right here?
- I like the earrings.

-You like these?
-Those are great.

-I was checking out some new ones.
-When's the last time you cleaned them?

Let me clean those for you.

Let me throw them in the ultrasonic
for you for free, okay?

-What's this gonna cost me?
-For free.

Free, for real? You sure?

I would think you would have bigger rocks
than that ‘cause you're a big guy.

Let me see what you all got in here, man.

Who would win in a fight,
Ben Wallace or Tony Allen?

-TA all day.
-Oh, yeah? Okay.

What is that?

What is that, a gremlin?
Got the iced-out gremlins in here?

That's a little animal or some kind of
fucking — some toy or some shit.

Just bling the bitch out.

Used to work with niggas
on early music videos, all that shit.

-He's the first to start that.
-You serious?

I started this shit.

-Show him the fucking eye.
-Yo. All right.

-So I did this, so it fucks with you.

-Oh, you serious?
-You like that? There it is.

That scares the shit out of people.
Look at that.

- Older model, but it's dope.
- Listen.

This shit was slammin'. Slammin'.

What's the length on that?
Let me see the chain on that.

That's an 18. I can get you a 14.

KG, Doc know you're here, by the way?

No, he doesn't,
and let's keep it that way.

It's game night.
You should be stretching out.

-What is he, your coach?
-No, just a fucking crazy-ass Jew.

Throw these in the ultrasonic.

-Yes, as soon as the other stuff is done.
-No, now.

-We got a nigga that —
-KG, I wouldn't lean on that.

Yo. Kevin was just telling me
he's looking for some watches.

Are you looking for watches?
Let's go to the wall of watches.

-What are we talking...
-l was thinking about the Presi, though.

-Right.
-That you got that crazy-ass deal for.

That one for 16.
The crazy one though. You know?

-Yeah. The...
-The Presi.

Yeah. Right. Right.

Hey, look at this right here. Look.

Boom.

That's a small watch for a big man.
I don't know.

- Look at the detail in there.
-Yeah.

-You got papers for this?
- No.

Of course I have fucking papers for that.

I don't have either one.
What are you talking about?

-You sold me the shit, dummy.
-I don't remember that.

Listen, man.
Niggas call niggas out for this, man.

Of course. Of course.
If you don't have the box and paper —

You find me one nigga
with a KMH watch they called out. Huh?

It's a moot point, Demany,
because I don't have these, all right?

So how about we move on
to the diamonds here?

Listen. You got a girl?
Why don't you get your girl a treat?

-He doesn't have a girlfriend.
-Says who?

Says you.

-How you know if I got a girlfriend?
-Howard, get over here.

- ‘Cause you told me.
- I never said that.

-Fuck are you doing?
-What? What's up?

Why didn't you bring
the goddamn watches out?

-I'm not doing that.
-Nigga woulda bought one.

I told you, you can keep them in my safe.

I don't want you selling them
out of my showroom. Understand?

Fucking dumbass. Where the fuck
am I gonna sell them? On the street?

-That's not my problem, man.
-Oh, that ain't your fucking problem?

He don't like shit
in this dusty motherfucking room.

He's having a fucking ball here.
What are you talking about?

What the fuck is he going to buy?
A goddamn Furby, nigga?

Fuck you, all right?

I'm gonna take his ass to Flawless.
I'm not fucking with you.

You're not taking him to Flawless.

I'm taking him to Flawless,
since you actin' like a fucking bitch.

KG, do me a favor.
Don't lean on that, please.

-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay.

-Buzz them in. Buzz them in now. Now.

Oh, my God! Is this — This is it!

-This is it! Hey.
-What's up?

Got a package from Fishtonic.
Where do you want this?

Bring it in. Go to my office.
KG, don't you dare leave, okay?

What's in this package
is gonna blow your mind, KG.

-Is it heavy?
-Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Fuck. Yeah.

What are you doing? Give me that.

-Man, I can't do this anymore, bro.
-What happened?

What happened? Your street goons
in there, they attacked me, man.

What did you say
to piss them off?

Listen, Garnett's crew came in here.

They took a look around,
they see these guys, they're like,

"Who works here? Who doesn't, get out."
I said, "These guys don't work here."

That was stupid.
You shouldn't have said that.

These guys grabbed me, dragged me
over the counter, ripped my shirt.

-They've got me looking like a fool.
-Take this shirt. That's a Gucci shirt.

-It's $500. It's brand-new.
-Are you fucking serious right now?

-The tag's still on it.
-It ain't about the shirt.

I gave you eight years of my life.
Look how you're treating me, man.

I put in everything into this business.
I saved your ass a thousand times.

I can't take this place anymore, man.

I can't deal with your problems
every other day.

Listen, there's a lot of people
on this block

that would love to do business with me.

When you see me working with them,
you're not gonna like it.

You're gonna be jealous.

You're not gonna like it, Howard.

Howard. Hello?

I'm standing here, man.

There's a lot of people I could be doing
business with other than you.

You're falling apart. You're looking like
a fool out here in the diamond district.

Looking through fucking fish.

Come on, man.
I gave you eight years of my life,

and you can't even fucking talk to me
and look me in the eyes,

man to fucking man?

Holy shit... I'm gonna cum...

Fuck you, man.
I'm finished with this shithole.

Yo, KG. KG.

-Yo.
-Howard, Yussi is gone.

That's fine with me.
Let me get that phone.

KG, you gotta come here, all right?
I gotta show you something.

-I gotta leave soon, man.
-I know, but listen to me.

Okay, so I'm watching TV,
like, a year ago.

I'm watching one of those
History Channel shows,

trying to learn shit, and I stumble —

You ever hear of African Jews?

-African Jews?
-Yeah.

-No. All right? No.
-Nigga want everybody to be a Jew.

Check this out. Oh, no. All right?

So these are black Jews.

They're stranded
in the middle of Ethiopia.

-It's deep shit.
-Stranded?

Yeah. Look. They've got nothing.
They don't got cars. They don't got shit.

I'm watching this, and I'm like,
"What the fuck are these guys wearing?"

Look. It's on the Torah there.
It's everywhere. Right?

Where do these guys get precious
black opals? That's what that is.

-A black opal?
-I do my research.

These guys live near the Welo mines,
which primarily is red opals,

which aren't worth shit, okay?

-Oh, okay.
-But these...

You can't get your hands on these things.
You understand?

-Really?
-So look.

I say to myself,
"How do I get ahold of these guys?"

And I managed to track these guys down,
I buy one from him.

Holy shit. What is that?

What is that? It's right here.
That's the rock.

That's the rock. That's the stone.

-Look how this is winking in the light.
-How did you get this shit?

Took me fucking 17 months
to get this thing, okay?

Just look at this. Hang on for a second.

Go through my loupe.
Be careful. That's my best loupe.

All right? I want you to look at it.

-You really into that motherfucker.
-Isn't that the shit?

-What?
-That's history right there. Understand?

-How many carats is this?
-What, 4,000, 5,000 carats?

$3,000 a carat.
I'm not fucking bullshitting you.

Why's it got so many colors in it?
What is this?

That's the thing. They say you can see
the whole universe in opals.

-That's how fucking old they are.
-Holy shit.

I've been telling you.
That's why I wanted you to see it.

-I've got to have it.
- Your ass crazy, man.

Fuckin' from stone to stone.
Garnet's a stone. You know that.

That's a million-dollar opal
you're holding,

straight from the Ethiopian Jewish tribe.

I mean, this is old-school,
Middle Earth shit.

Got a motherfucking
dinosaur gem in this.

That's right. The dinosaur's
fucking staring at this thing.

It's 110 million years old at the least.

- Can't lean on the glass, KG.

- You all right?
- You all right?

-Told you not to lean...
-Get a fucking towel or something.

You heard me. I did tell him not to lean.

-Is he all right?
-That's a sign though. That's a sign.

That's a sign that I need it.
That's what this is.

Gotta make sure my nigga good.

It's a lot of weight
you were putting on it.

That's a sign. I need this.
I need this right here.

Listen, that's not for sale.
I can't sell it to you.

-What you mean, it's not for sale?
-I can't do it. That —

Goddamn it. It's set for auction. I can't...

Why the fuck would you show me
something if I couldn't have it?

-The fuck would you bring this out?
-l was excited to share it with you.

Let me hold it for a night then.
Let me wear it to the game tomorrow.

I'm going to the game.
I'll grab it from you.

Then meet you at Adley's
tomorrow morning, first thing.

Boom. Just like that. It's perfect.

-Howard, come on.
- It's one night, Howard.

I can't. They'll pull it from the auction.

You don't understand.

This stone,
I'm really connecting with this.

I feel like I'm gonna have 40
or 50 on this, man.

You understand that?

See what I'm talking about?
This shit's speaking to him.

I'm gonna destroy Philly tonight
with this.

This fucking thing
makes me feel like I can fly.

- Yeah. All right.

So you're going to @me at HowieBling?

-Yes. Yes, I got you.
-Thirty fucking pics. I want likes.

-Let me get a fucking shot.
-That's a good idea, man.

Come here. Come here.

So you hold it up. Look at this shit.

-Boom.
- Cool.

I can't just... Give me the Celtic ring.
I want the ring. Collateral.

-Need to make sure —
-Nah, he's good money.

-I know. I want to make sure...
-That's a deal.

-I'll give you that.
-Thanks.

I'll keep it right here,
right next to my Knicks '73.

-Classic. Classic. I like that.
-I appreciate your understanding.

Got you. Right. I do.

-Listen, you meet me.
-I'll meet your happy ass, yes.

You will fucking bring that stone to me,
9:00 in the morning.

Hey, hey, listen to me. No dicking around.
You show up, you hear me?

Chill. I'll see you there, motherfucker.

All right, let's roll.
Let's move it, nigga.

-I'm out of here, man.
-Buzz 'em out.

-I got his earrings.

The earrings. Wait. Bring it out to him.

Keep ‘em till tomorrow. I'll grab ‘em.

-Black Jew Power, nigga!

Fucking I don't know.

-What the fuck?

-Who's gonna clean this fuckin' shit?

Eddie boy, what are you doing?

-What do you want, Dad?
-Look what I got.

-Look. You're gonna love this. Here. Hey.
- Howard, I got —

What's that right there?
Will you leave me alone?

-What is it?
-It's Kevin Garnett's ring.

Championship ring. NBA, 2008.
I knew you'd freak out.

-Sick!
-All right. I love you, my boy.

All right. Bye.

Alberto, you came to work.

-Bronstein.
-Hey, Howard.

Hey, break out your tray. Where is it?

I'd shake your hand,
but I know where it's been. Look at this.

That's Kevin Garnett's
2008 championship ring.

-Championship ring?
-Championship ring, 2008.

-You wanna pawn it or sell it?
-l wanna pawn it.

-Let me take a quick look at it.
-I don't know what you're looking for.

That was just on his fucking finger.

It's single cut, Howie.
It's not even a full cut.

You talk to the fucking league
about the way they cut that shit.

-l understand, but they're worth less.
-Take a look at this, all right?

It's his ring. I understand.

It's from his Instagram.
It's blowing up right now.

I hear you. So what do you need for it?

I figure that thing's worth 80 grand.

Just loan it to me, that's it.
Just float it to me. I'll be back Friday.

Number one, we both know what's in here.

We both know that the value
is mostly ‘cause it's memorabilia.

But it is a memorabilia piece,
so that's how you're gonna sell it. Right?

Give me 50 G's. Just float it to me.

I'm gonna give you $25,000,
but I want an 8% vig on the ring.

Eight percent? How about I give you
a grand, you take a grand off the top.

I'm gonna come back Friday for it.

Last time you left something here
six months. We wanna make sure.

Last time wasn't my fault.
We fucking went over that.

Let's make it quick.

$21,000, 7% vig. And I want you to know —

Said you'd be back Friday.
If you're not, it's my ring.

If I don't bring it back Friday,
I'm a dead man, so...

All right, do we have a deal?
All right, deal.

-Mazel. Mazel.
- Mazel. All right.

-Can you go get me the money?
-We'll get you the money.

- Hey, good Pesach. This is great.

70th and First?
What the fuck is he doing there?

He's walking.

Now he's stopping. He's slowing down.

Why?

He's doing something.
Playing with his phone or something.

He's playing with something.
I can't make it out.

-I can't see him. His back is to me.
-He's hunched over. You can't see.

We can't see anything. Hup, hup!

Here we go, here we go. He's going again.

-Wait. 1 just got a text from him.
-What's he saying?

-It's a picture of money.
-This fucking prick.

-It says, "Amo...
-He's got fucking money.

...1 got your money right here."

- He's turning in somewhere.
- A restaurant, Nino's.

Hey, handsome, where is he at?

-He's in the back.
-He's in the back.

Hey, you got him making meatballs
in the back? All right.

-You have your romaine, croutons, eggs.
-Gary?

No carrots in the Caesar salad.
What do you want?

-I already made your bet.
-I know. I gotta change the bet.

I got $21,000 here.
You add it on to the 19.

-That's $40,000 in all.
-Scrap the whole bet?

Scrap the whole bet.
I wanna make a six-way parlay.

-Celtics-Sixers game — what's the line?
-Still plus one.

Plus one. Okay.
So I want the Celtics to cover.

I want the Celtics halftime.

I want Garnett, points and rebounds.
Garnett, block shots.

Celtics opening tip.
You take lightning bets?

Yeah, but you don't want any part
of lightning bets.

A thousand dollars a point, okay?
Take this.

-And this is a gift from me.
-What's this?

For just tolerating me
for all this time, okay?

No, no. I already have a Rolex.
I don't need your watch.

It probably fell off a truck anyway.
But what do you know?

-Garnett this, that. What do you know?
-I don't know. I just know.

I'll tell you what I know. That's
the dumbest fucking bet I ever heard of.

I disagree.

I disagree, Gary.

- Let him shoot.

Let him shoot!

Fuck!

Fuck, there was five
fucking steps into the...

Jesus Christ!

That's it.

Pass it to KG. Finish it. Finish it.

Back him down. Back him down.

Boom! Fuck you! Yes! That's it! That's it.

That's my man!

Go. Get up on him.

Get up on him. Fucking —

Get the fuck up on him, goddamn it!

Howard, what are you doing?
What are you doing?

Howard, Beni's waiting for you.

Okay. I'm coming up.

-It's 25 minutes past his bedtime. Go.
-Did he brush his teeth yet?

Brush his teeth?
I sent you seven texts in the dark.

-Howard.
-Yeah.

It's the first quarter.

That guy was in my shop earlier today.

Look at him. Soft touch.

-Hit that fuckin' shit — Boom!
-I don't care, Howard.

Howard, go say good night to your son.

Okay. I'll be right there.

I'll be right there.

Okay. Let me just get to a time-out.

This fucking ref is ridiculous.

-Now!
-All right! All right. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. God-fucking-damn it.

7ime-out, Philly.

Rondo with nine on the shot clock,
winding down to three minutes fo go.

Garnett will put it up
with four on the shoft clock and hit.

Garnett, vintage game one for sure.

Fifteen points
on seven for eight from the field.

Oh, no!

Oh, give me a fucking break.

Fuck you, Callahan, you cocksucker.

Here is Jrue Holiday
in traffic with the turnaround...

-Hey, hey, hey. Huh?
-Garnett's killing it right now.

I know, I know.
Beni's sleeping. Keep it down.

I'm sorry. I'm so hyped.

NBA is always the last two
fucking minutes, so let's calm down.

Hit that, KG!

-About to win money.
-Boom!

Jason bet me 25 bucks for the first half.
Double it up.

Last half, we might get 50 bucks.

Your father bet a lot of money
on this one.

-Really? How much? How much?
-You don't wanna know.

-A lot, though, right?
-It's —

Put that shit in the fucking hole!
That's right. You can dunk again.

Dunk again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right.

Fucking amazing.
It's fucking amazing, right?

-He's down. He's asleep.

What would you do
if you had two weeks fo live?

-Uh, that's a good question.
-Can you flip that...

Flip it to ESPN just for one second.

-This is a huge game.

That's why he's going so crazy up there.

I'm tempted to wrangle the kids downstairs
right now and get it over with.

You really wanna do that?
I don't know how sensitive that is.

Oh, you're calling me insensitive?

I thought we both agreed
that we'd wait till after Passover.

Next you'll be saying you wanna wait
until after the summer.

I'm not opposed to waiting
till after summer.

-It's a commercial.

Can you just put the game on
for two fucking minutes?

Till my car gets here?

Hey, that's not Chuck the boa.

No words fo describe that.

Forty-one?

I don't know how old these guys are,
but you can't tell by their age.

This is crazy.

He'll be 36 on Saturday...

Oh! Oh, yes!

Oh, God, yes! Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my G...

Oh, my God.

-Hey, change of plans.
- What's up?

Take the exit, 49th Street and 3rd Avenue.
Smith & Wollensky's.

-Everything okay?
-l just...

-Uh, what's your name?
-Dallas.

-Dauvis, I just hit very big, very big.

My God!

High contact,
spin back for the alley-oop.

And if it wasn't foul,
he was gonna posterize somebody.

KG, havin' fun.

Ooh, yeah.

Jules?

Hey.

- Hey, what's up?
-Baby, where are you at?

I'm just coming back right now.
I'm in the elevator. Why? What's up?

I got held up.
I'm just on my way back now.

Dinah was on a tear tonight.

Oh, that sucks. How far away are you?

I am in the tunnel. Just getting in there.

-Oh, okay. So you're very close.
-Yes.

-Hold on. I gotta go, I gotta go.
-Wait, wait, wait.

-Hey.
-What?

I can't wait to see you.
I'm in an incredible mood.

-Okay, I got another line. Gotta go. Bye.
-Okay.

...as we speak. Yeah,
and I still have to set up the steaks.

I still have to get ready.
Because his gem came.

Hello? Do you not listen to me?
I've been talking about it all day.

I'm gonna wear — Remember the green
that I sent you the photo of?

Yeah, I know. I know.

-I'm gonna cum!

I'm gonna cum!
I can't help it. I have to get the...

-Why? Why the fuck did you do that?
-No, no, no.

You see how fucking sweet you look?
You look so gorgeous.

I just hit it so fucking big.
I hit it so big.

How big?

Feel how wet I am.

- I'm almost there.
-What? You told me that already.

Yeah, I hit mad traffic.

9:00 we were supposed to be there.
It's fucking 9:43.

The whole city is clogged up.
I can't do anything about It.

Not everybody's on Demany time, man.
Let's move!

Okay. You can tell Anne we're here.

Hold on one second. Hi.

Anne Debaugh,
Howard Ratner and his partner.

We're all ready to go.

Okay, when your partner gets here,
I will let her know that you're both —

-Thanks.
-You can sit over there if you'd like.

-[phone b
uzz
-Yes? °l

Howard, I'm pulling up
right now. Come out.

-I said I'm inside.
-I'm not gonna find parking.

-Double-park the car.
-I'm not getting no fucking ticket...

-Do it.
-... for you or nobody else.

-Meet me. I wanna talk to you.
-Are you fucking kidding me?

No, I'm not fucking kidding you.
I'm pulling up. Come out.

-Fine.
-Will you have any guests joining you?

-We'll be right back.
-Okay.

Fuck! Fuck!

Stupid...

Howard! Howard!

Jesus. How did you find me?

-Your office told me.
-You're following me?

-We need the money.
-My office would never tell you where I —

-This is the last straw.
-Get out of here.

You haven't been returning
my phone calls or texts.

-You bring your fucking heavy with you?
-Yeah.

-You got my money?
-You want money?

-Yeah. You owe me 32 grand.
-Here. Fine, fine.

Look. There's 30 grand.
Fucking sell that for 15 G's.

-Where? Where I'm gonna sell this?
-Go to Wempe's, 55th and Fifth Avenue.

Go there. Put that in your fucking pocket.

Hey, hey. Where's it at? Where's the gem?

-Get in.
-Give me the gem. I'll run it upstairs.

-Get in. I need to talk.
-I don't know anything about a watch.

Hey, get the fuck out!
I don't want a watch!

You just gave it to me.

-Shut the fuck up.
-This is half the money.

-I'm not fucking buying watches right now.
-Back the fuck up.

-Look at the license plate.
-Walk the fuck away, man.

-Come on, give me the opal.
-Get in so I can talk to you.

They're waiting on us.
What am I getting in the fucking car for?

Jesus Christ!

Get out of here
with that fucking fugazi shit!

Who the fuck are they? Fuckin' —

Why am I in your car right now?
They're waiting on us. Where is the opal?

We're at the hotel, getting ready to go.

About to go party.
We got three bad bitches...

-Where is my opal?
-...and KG leaves his ID upstairs.

Demany, we don't have time!
They are waiting for us!

-Where's the fucking opal?
-Garnett got it. All right?

Garnett's got it? This guy fucked us.

-I don't know what you want me to do.
-Call him. Let me talk to him.

I can't call him right now.
He's at practice.

-Tell him I'll give him another opal.
-Howard, listen to me.

I can't call him ‘cause he is at practice.

He's not gonna answer his phone
for me, God or anybody else.

-Fine. Then we're going to practice.
- What?

So you want me to go to Philly now?

He's in Philly?
Then we're going to Philly.

I just got back from Philly.
I'm not driving —

It's two fucking hours to get there.
Come on, come on.

Fuck this! Let's go.

We gotta be in and out.
In and out.

-I got my daughter's play tonight.

Who is that? Is that KG?
Tell him we're coming in.

Yo, you gotta calm your happy ass down.

Are we going inside the facility,
or we gonna meet him out here?

-Just chill the fuck out.
-I hope we'll see Rondo in there.

I'd love to tell him thank you
for dropping all those dimes.

They're busy.

What the fuck is it with you Jewish niggas
and basketball anyway? Huh? Obsessed.

I'll have you know the first two points
scored in the NBA was a Jew.

-Yeah, what? Fred Flinstein?
-No.

Ossie Schectman. 1946.
Played for the Knicks.

Here we go.
This is where the big boys play.

Always got to practice and always —
Look at this.

This is sick. Sick. My God.

Hey, check this out.

Cookies!

- Yo, my man!
- Rondo's coming up.

He can't help himself.
He's gonna have to finish.

- What are you doing?
-And he scores!

- Can you give us an update?
-Hey, I need to get through.

Sorry, brother.

Demany!

What's up? I'm with him.

-Whoa.
-No, no. I'm with him. Demany.

-What the fuck?
-Excuse me, excuse me.

-What's he fucking...
-Hey, hi.

I'm with him. I came with him.
You saw me walk through the door.

-No, I didn't. What's your name?
-l won't be on a list. I came with him.

I came with him.
What the fuck is he doing to me?

Cocksucker fucking works for me!

Is Marcel excited?

- I think she's a little nervous.
- Little nervous? It's the lead.

-And Danny's got a role too.
-Small part. He's nervous, but...

-Good. Yeah.
-Nothing fazes him.

He said she was amazing.

- One second.
-What are you guys doing for the break?

Oh, um,
we're not doing anything this year.

- Oh, really?
-Yeah.

- Wow.
- That's not like you guys.

Yeah, how come? Howard, how come?

-Howard?
- Everything okay?

Howard.

No vacation?

No. Next year
we're gonna take a bigger trip.

Saving up for that. Gonna go to Europe.

-Oh, that's nice.
-So, yeah.

Do a little culture.
These kids are becoming morons.

-Oh, yeah.
-We'll be morons in Cancun.

Right, especially on the trapeze.

-Good luck to Danny tonight.
-Yeah, I know.

-We just talked about Danny.
-Okay.

What are you gonna do for Passover?
Is your sister coming?

-Yeah.
-What are you doing? Who do you got?

I got six different people playing
in six different games.

We're all making —
Hey, who tapped me? Who was that?

-Who was that?
- Gefilte fish?

That'll be nice.
You gonna do the questions?

-Yeah? You practicing?
- I've been practicing.

I don't know how
we're gonna keep it in Mexico.

Oh, are you kidding?

Well, good luck to Marcel.

I know, and to Danny.

Where are you going?

-Daddy's gotta go to the bathroom.
-She's gonna be on in —

I'll be back. Thank you.

Howard,
Marcel is about to get on the stage.

-Okay. I'll be right back.
- Howard, you okay?

This is fucked up, guys.

What's so fucked up about it?

-Can I speak to you guys outside?
-Sure you wanna do that?

Yeah? All right.

Excuse me.

Howard, hey.
What are we gonna do here, man?

Hey, yo. Come on, man.

That's my family!

-Get the fuck off me!

-Get that motherfucker!

-Yo, get him! Get him!
-That motherfucker!

Back. I'm a cop. Gonna be great.

Are you kidding me,
how good you guys look?

-Dad, what are you doing?
-Marcel, break a leg.

We're all here for you.

Fuck!

-Get him, get him, get him!
-Fuck!

Fuck!

Come here, you motherfucker!
Hey, fuck you! Fuck you!

-Oh, fuck!

Come on. Get up!

Get him up.

Come on! Come on!

-Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
-You fucking bit me?

Fucking cocksucker! Arno!

Motherf — Hey!

-Arno! Arno!
-Get him in the fucking car!

Get him in the car!

Go, go, go.
Come on. Let's get out of here.

Arno, what is happening?

Don't "Arno" me.
Don't fucking say my name.

Give me the keys.

The fucking Jew bit me!

Hey. Hey. What's happening right now?

I told you how things are gonna go
if you didn't start to behave.

What? How was I not behaving?
Explain to me.

I think I was very explicit on the phone
about how things were gonna go.

You like the way
things are going now? Huh?

Give me the keys to your car!

What are you gonna do?
Have them steal my Mercedes?

Look what the fuck you did!
You fucking bit me!

Arno. Fucking talk to me.

Don't listen to him, Arno.
It's not a game.

Stop saying my fucking name!

I have every intention of paying you back.

-I'm broke right now.
-You're broke? What's that one?

Look at that!
Do you remember that? Look at it!

That is money that's not mine

that I sent to you
because I wanted to calm you down.

We know for a fact that
you placed a bet with that money.

-I never placed a bet with that money.
-Yes, you did.

-No, I didn't.
-No, let me ask you something.

I heard that Beni and Eddie
are going to Timber Lake.

And you know what else I heard?
You resurfaced your fucking swimming pool.

-You know how that makes me feel?
-I never resurfaced anything.

-I don't know who said that.
-Give me the keys and shut the fuck up!

-Give me the keys to your fucking car!
-Have the fucking keys. Fine.

All right, listen. I do — I did —
I admit it, I — 1 —

I made a bet. And guess what.

Here's the thing. I hit.
I hit the bet big, okay?

You think I'm stupid.

You think I'm stupid, Howard.
You and your whole fucking family.

I'll call the book right now,
you get on the phone, and he'll tell you.

I saw your bookie. You talking about Gary?

-You spoke to Gary? About what?
-About you.

About how you're taking my money
all over town, placing bets.

You know what that does to me?
Do you know how offensive that is to me?

What? You stopped the bet?

-What do you think, asshole?
-You stopped the bet?

-Shut the fuck up!
-Ow!

Congratulations, Arno.

-You fucked ourselves out of —
-You motherfucking —

-Take his clothes off.

-What's this? What's this?
-Give me your fucking shirt!

This is more than my fucking car!

Let's roll this motherfucker!

-Howard, you did this to yourself.
-Take his fucking shoes.

Take his fucking pants.
Take the fucking pants!

I got some —

Give me my glasses!
I need my fucking glasses!

Shut the fuck up!

Pull up up here. Come on. Let's go.

Let me explain something to you,
motherfucker.

Monday, I want the money.

Arno gets the money.
I'm not fucking around here.

-You hear me?
-Get him out of the car!

Come on, come on. Let's go. Let's go.

- Arno!
-Get in the fucking car.

All right, all right. Arno, listen to me!

Arno. Arno. Arno!

-Get in the car!
-Take the opal.

-My fucking car!
-Don't worry about it. Get in the car.

-No, I want the underwear.
-No! No, no, no!

Come here. Come here.
Give me your fucking underwear.

-Give me your underwear, you cocksucker.

Let that fucker rot in there.

Fuck you, Arno!
You cocksucking motherfucker!

Help! Help, help, help!

Are you fucking...

-Please, please, please.

Please pick up.
Pick up that fucking phone.

Please, please...

Oh. Come on. Come on.

- Marcel is about fo go on stage.
-Dinah, Dinah.

I locked my keys in the trunk of the car.
Can you please...

Can you come to the parking lot
and open it for me?

Fucking shit.

It's okay. Thank you. Okay.

Sorry. I'll meet you right back inside.
It's all good now.

Let me get dressed.

What could you possibly
be looking for in the forest

dressed in such thin paper rags?

My wicked stepmother
has condemned me to die,

lest I fill this basket with roses
before the coming of dawn.

Beside our cottage
is our magic garden.

It protects the roses from the snow.

Go now and fill your basket
to your heart's content.

-Just watch your fucking sister's play.

Thank you. Thank you.

-Thank you.

We must bestow a gift upon her.

I know. Every time she speaks,

gold coins shall spill forth
from her mouth.

This will be our gift!

Quick. He approaches now.

This is Danny's part. He's coming out.

Hark! Who goes there?

He did so good.

Wow.

-Fuck me. Jesus Christ.

- Hello?
-Hey. Oh, you picked up, huh?

When I block the call, you pick up.
When you know it's me, you don't?

What was that all about?

Nah, I knew it was you, Howard.
That's why I picked up.

Hey, where's my fucking gem?

Hey, you need fo calm down. Nothing's
happening with you actin' like this.

Listen, motherfucker.
I want my fucking property.

-You understand me?
-Hey, watch your mouth, all right?

You're not dealing with
some broke-ass nigga.

Hey. You fucking put me on that
bus ride home. You think that was funny?

What the fuck was that all about?
That fucking bus was disgusting!

What did you want me to do? Huh?

I go into a locker room
with your silly ass,

-it makes me look really fucking suspect.
-Where's my gem?

I'm trying to help you,
not fuck everything up.

Jesus Christ. I have it on me right now.

You have it on you?

Yes. I'm about to be back in the city.

Okay. You going to this fucking
Weeknd thing tonight?

I wasn't planning on it, but I could.

You could? No, it's not "you could."
You will. You'll meet me there.

Smells good. What it is? Barbecue chicken?

So, I wanted to talk about
the trunk scenario.

It was literally
the most awkward thing, like...

-Where are you going?
-I'm heading into the city.

Late-night event.

-Gonna go...
-This the cake?

...1il 2:00, 3:00.

You never know anymore.
So I'll be exhausted tomorrow.

Yeah, okay, sure.

Good night.

I'll finish the conversation later,
but it was literally so awkward, like...

Who are you talking to?

Jessica.

Hi, Jessica.
How good was our girl tonight?

You can't hear her.

Okay. Well, then,
just hang up for a second.

Let me talk to you for two secs.

I'll call you back.

-What?
-Well...

I just — I was very proud of you tonight.
You were beyond incredible.

Yeah, you told me, like,
five times already.

Well, I just wanted to...

You really, really didn't know
how proud I was, okay?

So I really —
I just really, really want you to know.

Okay, well, I do.

Everything is cool, right?

What do you mean?

I don't know.
I just thought I would check in with you.

Okay.

Make sure everything's good.

Why wouldn't I be good?

I don't know. I just thought I'd check in.

Okay, well, I literally don't know
what you're talking about, so...

That's right, because I'm an idiot.

So you love me.
Okay, I'm gonna get into the city.

-I'll see you in the morning.
-Have fun.

Like I always do.

Anyway, where was I?

I had, like,
a complete resting bitch face, so...

&' I just wanna thank God I

Hey, Demany, where...

I didn't see you out front.
I don't fucking see you in here now.

I can't believe I'm still looking for you.

Just, uh, pick up your fucking phone, man.

I don't understand this.

Don't fuck with me here.

Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up!

-Stop the music. Stop!

Yo, someone pass The Weeknd the mic.

Where the fuck's the black light?

-What's going on back there?
-No, I asked for a black light.

I'm not performing until there's a fucking
black light on this fucking stage.

- Put on the black light.
- Black light! Black light!

Black light! Black light!

-Black light! Black light!
- What's going on back there?

-You look puzzled.
-Black light! Black light! Black light!

Black light! Black light!

-Hey! Hey! Demany!

Demany! Demany!

Howard, Howard, look,
I want you to meet my nigga, James.

-Oh, yeah, you're the guy.
-I been hearing about you.

-You got that opal?
-What up, man?

-Give me the opal.
-I don't have it.

Yeah, come by the shop anytime you want.

-What did you say? Where is it?
-I'm sorry. I don't have it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You don't have it? What do you mean?

-KG got it. I don't have it.
-KG? What the fuck are you talking about?

You said on the phone you have it.

Hey, man, I don't even want that shit.

Why the fuck are you here
if you don't have the opal?

Same fucking reason everybody else is:
to see the fucking Weeknd perform.

-You got a problem with that?
-I got a very big problem with that, man!

We came here for one fucking reason:
to get the fuckin' opal!

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Calm your ass down.

The fuck do you think this is?

You good?

I'm good. I'm good.

Give me my fucking drink, man.

-Oh, fuck you.
-Hey, fuck you, nigga.

-Some on your face.
-Yeah, don't look at it.

-Is it off?
-Yeah.

Mm-mmm. What are you doing?

-Julia, what are you doing?
-No touching.

-Come on.
-No touching.

I want to fuck you so bad.

-How bad?
- I'll show you.

Mm-mmm. I said, "No touching."

Feel this shit. Here, feel this.

Oh, my God.

How are you even this hard right now?

Yo, slow down. Where you going?

-Just, uh, I was already inside.
-I don't remember seeing you inside.

I'm friends with The Weeknd.
He told me to come after his set.

-Hey, Flawless!
-Listen, watch the yelling.

-Flawless!
-No screaming over here.

Yo! Yo!

-Yo, use the phones.
-Tell this guy to let me in! Come here!

The legend is
in the motherfucking building!

Come here!
He's not letting me through!

-Let him in, let him in.
-You know him?

Yeah, that's my guy. What's up, sexy?

How we doing? Hey, check this out.

You seen this Rolls-Royce
that I did in Miami?

Yeah, yeah.
Richie showed me that crazy shit.

Where's Julia? She in there?

-Yeah, she's back there somewhere.
-With who?

Do you know what's going on
with my Michael Jackson pendant?

-What about that?
-I need it back.

-Yeah, it's in my safe.
-I'm coming by tomorrow to pick it up.

She's helping me sell this thing
to The Weeknd.

-You understand?
-Yeah.

Where-Where-Where —
Where is she? You know?

Yeah.

Well, where?

-Where, where, where?
-I don't mean to get in your business.

I don't want to get involved, but I saw
her go the bathroom with The Weeknd.

Julia!

-Oh, shit.
-Julia, are you in there?

- I said to hold the door.
-Open up the door!

-Someone's in there.
-Shut the fuck up!

- Give me one second, okay?
-Open up!

-Jesus!
-We were just doing coke.

Nothing happened.

What the fuck?

-Hey, get the fuck back over here, pussy!
-Fuck you!

Fuck that motherfucker right there!

I'm so sorry, Howard!
I'm so fucking sorry!

-Let's go. Get the fuck out!
-Yo! You tell that fucking guy he's sued.

-He's getting sued.
-Howard, Howard, Howard!

And what fucking DJ
is gonna play his shit?

I know every fucking DJ in this town.

-Fuck all you losers!
-Howard —

Yeah, you smell like his fucking cologne!

-We didn't do anything, Howard!
-Yeah, right, right.

-Fuck him.
-Howard.

-Watching my fucking — Get the —
-You blew a huge fucking sale for me!

What were you selling,
your fucking hot snatch?

Oh, my God.

Throw my whole fucking life away
for this skank over here.

Oh, wow! Okay. Now I'm a fucking skank?

-Where the fuck are you, you cock?
-Listen, Howard!

You knew what the fuck it was
when you met me.

-That's right.
-Okay?

Yeah, that's why I never — I wish
I never fucking met you. Right here.

-Oh, wow. That's great, Howard.
-Get out of my fucking way.

-Howard. Howard.
-Go fuck The Weeknd. All right?

-We didn't fucking do anything!
-Get the fuck off of me.

Go, go, go. It's fine. Go, go, go.
Good night. Bye. Get the fuck away.

-Howard.
-Go!

Howard. Howard.
Howard, get out of the fucking car!

Get the fuck out of the way.

What are you gonna do, Howard? Huh?
What are you gonna do, big tough guy?

-I didn't fucking do anything with him!
-Get the fuck out of here!

-Get the fuck away. Go fuck the guy.
-Fuck you, Howard!

I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow, Howard.

-Yeah! Okay!
- Let's go. Go. Fuck you.

-What the fuck are you looking at?

- Nothing much.
-Oh, funny, you stupid bitch.

That's why you're in line
in the fucking cold.

Yeah. Dumb bitch.

-No, no, no, no, no. Listen, Anne, Anne.
-Howard!

I'm looking at it.
I'm looking at the opal.

- You are missing the point.
-I'm looking at it right now, okay?

It's gorgeous.

It is not you who should be
looking at it, it's me.

-Turn that down.
-Let me explain something to you.

Your opal is one of 75 items
I have to open for this auction.

All of them but yours have been cleaned,
calaloged and appraised.

I'm doing some appraisals of my own, okay?

-And then I'm gonna bring it to you today.

No, no. I am on the precipice
of pulling it right now.

-l swear to you, please.
-End of the day, or we're done.

-I'm getting a call now.
-End of the day, Howard. I'm serious.

-I have to go.

This is Howard Ratner. Hi, Jenna.

Thank you so much
for calling me back so quickly.

That message you left
was very disturbing.

No, no. No, I didn't mean to worry you.

Will you mind telling me
what this is about?

I saw online that your boss
represents Kevin Garnett.

-I'm gonna have fo put you on hold.
-Okay, sure. I'll hang on.

- Howard, Julia is on line one.
-No. No. Tell her no.

I'm not here. Fuck it.

Where are you?

Why aren't you answering your phone?

I asked you a question. Where are you?

I stayed at Kat's house.
Where else do you think?

I couldn't fucking go home
with you acting that way.

No, no. So let me guess.
You're not coming to work today?

-I would like to.
-That must be nice

to come to work whenever you feel like it.

- Howard.
-Is that good? Is that good?

Maybe you should take a nap then.
Take a nap.

Can we just please
falk this out like adults?

-You need to remain attractive, right?
- You're being a baby right now.

Answer me.

I just want fo sit down
and talk fo you, Howard.

-I don't want to fight.
-And I just need to work, okay,

to make sure that your cheating ass
is taken care of.

Celtics player personnel on line two.

-Goodbye.

This is Howard Ratner.

My assistant told me
you called. How are you doing?

I'm not gonna lie to you.
I could be better.

Sorry fo hear that. What can I do for you?

I've been having a situation
with one of your higher-profile players,

and I'm moments away right now
from making things very ugly for you.

-Okay. Can you hang on, please?
-No. I'm not hanging on.

-I happen to be a litigious individual.
-MmmI!

And I am a second away
from hanging up right now

-and calling my lawyer and the police.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

-Howard, KG is here with Demany.
- You talk very fast,

and you're starting to sound
like an asshole, so start from the top.

Never mind.

Kevin!

Hey, hey!

-Buzz the man in.

-Buzz 'em.
-I am. I am, Howard.

Buzz the fucking door.

Go to the other buzzer, please.
Hurry up. Hurry up.

-Be right there. Go ahead.

It's not working.

Goddamn it. Goddamn it. Hang on. Sorry.

-Open this shit up, man.
-I'm sorry.

-We don't got time for this shit.
-The magnet sometimes doesn't connect.

-You brought the gem?
-I'm claustrophobic.

Okay. All right. Good.

-There it is. All right.
-I'm gonna go downstairs and wait.

You can't leave
because that one's locked also.

Get a fucking hammer.

-Roman. Roman, he needs a hammer.
- We'll be right there.

Let me get a hammer.

Honestly,
it's gonna be a sec. Move it!

-l don't know if this'll work.
-Give me the hammer.

-'m on it.
-This usually works. This will work.

Give me this and get ready to buzz, okay?

-Aah!
-Oh, my God!

-Sorry. Buzz, buzz.

-That shit loud as a bitch, man.
-Are you fucking kidding me?

Buzz! Hit it from the side, please.

- Flawless is here.
- Get rid of this motherfucker.

Tell him goodbye.

Goodbye to fucking Flawless!

-Roman! Roman!
-What?

-Come out here.
-Oh, shit.

Listen, we're having
a fucking connection issue.

Just get me some fucking metal shavings
and the tool-fucking-kit, all right?

Goddamn it.

I'm going to get this ope —
I promise you this'll work.

Hurry the fuck up, Roman.
Thank you. Thank you.

Hey, yo, Howard! I'm here to buy the opal.

-It's game day for me.
-I know it is.

-What the fuck is going on?
-Listen to me.

-I got 175,000 in here.
-175 —

I told you this thing's worth
over a million dollars.

Come on, man.
What the fuck are you doing?

Four courtside seats.

I live in New York.
I don't know what that's gonna do for me.

Nigga, listen. Listen to him.

I want to give it to you for free.
I'm that kind of guy.

-I'm tied into an auction right now.
-What auction?

The auction —
Listen, make a bid at the auction.

-When is it?
-It's Monday.

-Monday.
-Nah.

-Let him rent it then.
-I can't.

I'll hold it until Monday.
You get it back Monday night.

-Kevin, I hate letting you down like this.
-You the fucker says no to everything.

-Say yes to something.
-l want to, Kevin. I fucking love you.

-I feel like an asshole, believe me.
-You are!

-Come down. Let me fucking do this.
-Open the door!

I got this!

God-fucking-damn it.
I gotta do everything.

-Stop knocking. It's not gonna help.

-Go, go.

-I'm so goddamn sorry. I'm so sorry.
-Jesus Christ, man!

Got a door don't work?
What's going on in here, man?

-Get the cold waters.
-We don't need water.

-Go get my ring so I can get out of here.
-Get him his fucking ring. Come on.

-The ring. The ring, the ring, the ring.
-My ring.

-He's got a game. Get him the ring.
-Oh, my God. No!

-I left the fucking ring in Long Island.
-What the fuck do you mean?

-I'll give it to Demany.

-You'll get it to me!
-No, I'll give it to you.

-Listen, I can't do this.

You don't have to do —
I know, but I need the stone.

-Do me a favor. You need the stone?
-Yeah, please.

-Where's my ring at, though?
-I'm gonna give it to Demany.

Hey, get my ring for me.
I'll see you later.

-He'll go to Boston with it.
-This is bullshit, yo.

Hey, open this fucking door, yo.
Why we come up here, man?

-Hey, yo, buzz us out, Howard.
- All right. Please buzz him out.

-KG, forgive everything I did

and the time I wasted, and —

You fucking asshole! You fucking did this!

-Yo!
-You! What have you been telling him?

What the fuck are you talking about?
Look, this is how the shit works.

I bring niggas here to you to buy jewelry.
That's how I get fucking paid.

You have a lot of nerve talking to me...

-Fuck are you talking about?
-... after the fiasco you caused.

The nigga just offered a quarter
of a million dollars for a rock, dummy.

That's all me.

‘Cause of you, huh?
I had nothing to do with it.

You spoke to those guys in Ethiopia,
right? You put all the calls in?

-Yeah, my bad.
-Fuck you, nigga.

I'm taking all my niggas somewhere —
Where my shit at?

What the fuck are you doing?
Get out of there.

There's only
three fucking watches in here.

-l don't want you in there.
-Where is my shit?

-Where my watches at?
-I loaned them. I loaned them.

-What you mean, you loaned them?
-These are fake Rollies. So what?

It's my shit, nigga. Them boxes
is mad expensive, you fucking idiot.

I owe you then. Get out of here, I said.

-Man, fuck you.
-Stay the fuck out of there!

Howard,
I have Dr. Blauman on line one.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Hi.

-Howard?
-Hi, Doctor. What's going on?

-Howard.
-Where's the goddamn papers?

-Please be quiet.
-Is everything okay?

-Where's the fucking papers, Howard?
-Yeah. Shut the fuck up.

-Go ahead. I'm sorry.
-Man, this...

-Howard...
-What do I got?

...I'm looking at the results here
for your colonoscopy.

So we're good. You're all good.
Everything came back clean.

Fuck you and that
goddamn phone call, nigga.

You said it's good?

- Yeah, I said you're all clean.
-Oh, good. Thank you. That's a relief.

-Relax. This is just routine.
-You ain't listening to me, my nigga.

My father fucking died from it,
so of course.

I didn't mean fo scare you, but, you know,
given your family history,

-this is something...
-I know. Jews and colon cancer.

What is that?
I thought we were the chosen people.

Colon cancer just paid
for my house in the Hamptons.

Where? What part of the Hamptons?
How many acres?

What are you doing?
You're gonna kill the fish.

What the fuck! My fish!
My fish! My fish! You fuck!

Get a glass! Get a glass!

-Fuck them goddamn fish, nigga.
-What the fuck are you doing?

You fucking asshole!
Get a fuckin' 'nother glass.

Get another glass, goddamn it. Come here.

I got you, cocksucker.

There you go. There you go.
I got you, sweetheart.

Joani!
Joani, please get some more glasses.

Can't see the water.
They're blind.

All ight, Howard, I'm hanging up.

I thought I was perfectly clear.
"At 5:30, I am out of the door."

I told you I was coming to you,
and I'm coming to you.

-I have the stone. Don't you dare leave.
-I have fo leave for a train.

-Howard, Howard, I —
-No!

Howard, Howard, stop.

-You're being fucking crazy again. Stop.
-Listen. I got no time to talk.

I have to be to Adley's in 15 minutes
before they close.

-I'll go with you.
-Then I gotta see my father-in-law.

Howard, please. I'm sick. I don't
feel well. I got out of bed to come here.

You were in a big rush to come over, huh?
You got yourself a fucking smoothie?

-l was in a big rush!
-l want you out.

You motherfucker!

Get out of the apartment
by the end of the day.

-Fuck you.
-Out of my life.

-You have no idea with this.

-How you doing, Howie?
-All right.

-Hey, good Pesach.
-All right, Larry.

You're a Jew again? Welcome back.

-I got some diamonds.
-Have a good Pesach. It's all right.

-Hey, Howard.
-Hey.

Dip the celery.

You know who kind of sucks
a little bit? Overrated? Chris Paul.

Come on, man. He's all-NBA.
He can't do it alone.

-He can't do it alone.
-That's enough!

You don't know anything.
What are you saying?

-Shut up, everybody!
- Shh! Please.

Natalie, Natalie, you're up.

Wait, you skipped my dad.

Uh, where are we?

Howard, why don't you read
the, um, plagues?

Okay. Ma, you take the Hebrew,
and I'll take the English.

Yes, my dear.

Here we go.

Blood.

-Frogs.

-Lice.

-Wild animals.

-Pestilence.

-Boils.

Hail.

-Locusts.

Darkness.

Death of the firstborn.
Hard-core back there.

-Huh? That can still happen...

...if you don't watch yourselves, kids.

Hey, it's Julia. Leave me a message.

-I don't text, so don't text me.
-Excuse me.

You send me something like that,
and then you don't pick up your phone?

Huh? You were fucking with me?

I'm trying to have a nice,
peaceful dinner with my family,

which is something you wouldn't understand
because you don't have one.

You want to play mind games with me? Huh?

So whatever you meant by your little link,

I meant when I said I want you
out of my apartment tonight.

And I want confirmation by text.

Not a link. Via text.

"Howie, I am gone, 10:00 p.m."

Don't you fucking call me.

Arno, what the fuck?
Can we just fucking talk?

-We're family. We're here right now.
-Get out of my way.

Yeah, you're not so tough
without your friends around, are you?

Are you? Are you?

Fucking pussy.

- Oh, you love this roster?
-Iman 2] I love it.

Baron Davis is done.
Start fresh. 'Melo, Amare...

-What about Lin?
-That's it. We gotta bring back Lin.

Hey, you know why fucking
Lin's not coming back next year?

‘Cause Dolan saw
everybody was so fucking happy.

-"How can I ruin that?"
-Howard fucking knows.

On top of which, you realize I met my wife
at the first game that started Linsanity?

You know what he says to me? Hmm?
He comes over, and he says,

-"Happy holidays," like it's Christmas.

It's like having an intruder
in your own home.

He's not bothering anybody, all right?
He's trying.

Yeah, easy for you to say.
He didn't marry your daughter. Shh.

...you know, sells the vitamins
on Amazon? He's got the lisp?

There he is.

Are you good?

Your guy is a schmuck.

Man, KG wouldn't even dare
mess with Amar'e or ‘Melo, man.

This is KG, huh?

Oh, 3 for 11? What the fuck?

Yeah. He looks tortured.

That fucking guy tried to steal
an opal from me.

-Your opal? Your opal came?
-The opal came, yeah.

Stupidly, I lent it to this motherfucker.

-No. What do you mean? He stole it?
-He didn't steal it.

He got carried away.
He thinks it has magic powers.

Magic powers?

-Yeah.

-No, really?
-Look at him tonight without it.

He didn't have it tonight.
Look how fucking bad he played.

He wants to own it.

So I tell him come to the auction,
make a bid for it like everyone else.

-When is this auction?
-The auction is Monday.

Uh-huh.
So what do you think it's worth?

Well, listen, it's anywhere
from $1,000 to $3,000 a carat,

and it's 600 carats.

Whoa! That's over a million dollars.
He's rich!

Not as rich as Gooey, but working on that.

Who's comparing? Rich is rich.

I made a crazy risk, a gamble,
and it's about to pay off.

Uh-uh-uh! Don't look at us.
Don't look at him. Don't look at me.

-Find it yourself.
-Come on. Keep looking.

Now warm. Warm, warm. Warmer.

-Very warm.
-Keep looking. Keep looking.

-I found it!

That's my boy!

Beni, find your stuff. We're leaving soon.

Listen. Listen.
Let's show Daddy. Let's show Daddy.

Dad, look! This is Mom's
bat mitzvah dress. It still fits her.

Ah, that's hysterical.

Hey. It's 9:00. What do you think?
Should we get going?

-Yeah, let's go tell the boys.
-I told them. I told them.

-What?
-Um, you look gorgeous.

Oh, God.

I wanted to talk to you for a minute
and just sit down,

and we don't have to do it here.

We'll wait, but I, uh...

I'm having very serious second thoughts,

and, uh...

we're all together right now,
we're all so comfortable.

It's — I —

Is it too late? Should we maybe...

-What do you think? Am I crazy?
-Are you serious right now?

-Yeah. I know. I know I fucked up.
-Yeah, you fucked up.

You are a fuck-up,
and I'm not having this conversation.

Please stop. Just stop for one second
and just look at me.

Look in my eyes,
and they'll tell you what I'm feeling.

-Please? Please?

-What are you thinking?

-What? Tell me. Tell me. I want to know.
-Oh, my God.

I know. What?

Your face is so stupid.

-Okay.
-Oh, my God.

I'm gonna leave her. I'll leave her.
I don't need her.

We're done. We're done.

-Okay.
-It's done. It was stupid.

She's trash.

She's trash. I-I know that.

I was stupid. I'm done. I'm done.

It means nothing. Meant nothing.

Please.

I'm begging you.
Just give me another shot.

-You know what, Howard?
-Say yes. What?

I think you are the most annoying person
I have ever met.

I hate being with you,
I hate looking at you,

and if I had my way,
I would never see you again.

That's 'cause you're mad.
You're mad, and it makes sense.

-You can punch me if you want.
-Oh, thanks.

-Hey. I was ready for it.

-l don't even want to touch you.
- Oh, my God!

-Are you kidding me?
-Wait! Turn around!

-Did you see that?
-Oh, my God!

I hate you! Does that fit you right now?

I'm 15 pounds overweight. I am.

I'll get the car, okay? I'll get the car.

-See?

You look so good!

New York and Long Island's
home of classic rock,

Q1706.7, The Rock.

She's always...

Like we want to see everything
she's doing at every moment.

-You think she's jealous of me?
- Yeah, she wants your life.

-She wants our house.
- She can have it.

- Look at the way you're playing.
-Why are you taking Lex?

Gonna take the tunnel.
It's better. Less traffic.

No!
Let me focus and give me the phone!

Plus, I want to grab something
from the apartment, and it's right there.

Go left, go left.

-Hit the boss!
- I hit him.

We're gonna stop by the apartment, guys.

- Oh, my God.
- Come on, Mom.

Daddy's got things to do.

- Mom, that's so annoying.
-About the business.

- You died!
-No!

&' Yeah, we all have a face JF

-Hi, Mr. Ratner. How are you?
-How are you?

-Anything in the trunk?
-I'm just gonna be up and down.

I gotta use the bathroom.

Just hold it in, all right?
It's 25 minutes before we're home.

Don't be ridiculous.
Eddie, go upstairs and use the bathroom.

You couldn't go at Grandpa's?
You had to wait till now?

Come on. We're going, we're going.

Goddamn it.

Bathroom is all fucked up
because of construction,

so I asked the neighbor if you can...

I don't want to use the neighbor's
bathroom. I'm taking a shit.

-You ever see the show Good Times?
-No.

You're actually gonna like this.
This guy was the father on the show.

-What? I don't care.
-I showed it to you.

He was in Coming to America.

He's probably sleeping.
I bet you he's a old man.

- Who is it?
-It's Howard next door.

I live in E.

-Hey, how are you?
-What's up?

Unfortunately, my bathroom is
all fucked up, and this kid's gotta go.

Can we use yours for a minute?

No. Sorry.

-What a fucking dickhead.
-Oh, hey, stop that.

-He's a fucking legend.

- Hello?
-Hi.

I'm, uh, your neighbor.

-Hey, how you doing?
-How are you? I'm your neighbor.

-I never introduced myself.
-Alan. How are you?

My bathroom is all fucked up,
and my son needs to...

-Can he use yours for a second?
-What is it, number one, number two?

-One.
-He's gonna go one.

-One. All right? So you go quick.
-All right. In the back.

I'll meet you in the hallway.

"Have a nice life. I hope you find
everything you're looking for."

Yeah. Hey, I-I'm coming.

Yeah, yeah.

Come on. Let's go.

Who's the girl living in your apartment?

What'd you say?

That guy told me there's some hot chick
living in your apartment. Mom?

What are you doing talking
to that cokehead?

-He was talking to me...
-I told you to take a shit.

-I did take a shit.
-That was it. Get on the elevator.

That's enough already.

Don't — Don't talk about that.
That ain't right.

-Did you get what you needed?
-Yeah.

Put the recycling and the garbage out
before you come in the house.

It's a big day.

Magnolia Bakery,
from the downtown original.

-Thank you. Thank you.
-Have you had these yet? Delicious.

Tell everybody here thank you so much
for everything they've done for me.

These are on me, Howard Ratner.

What's this?
Is this the catalog for today?

That's the one.

If they want anybody else to come
in, they're gonna have to be before him.

-It stops right on me.
-Thank you.

What the fuck is this?

-This is a mistake.
-It's a correction.

No, it's a correction,
but it's a fucking mistake.

Where's Anne? I want to speak with her.

-Anne is in a meeting right now.
-No. Get her out of the meeting.

It's an emergency.
I want to speak with her.

Call her on the phone, please. Thank you.

If you promise to keep your voice down...

-Yes.
-...I'm happy to call her.

-Jesus fucking Christ.

Hello, Anne.
I'm down here with Howard Ratner.

Can you ask her how this
155 bullshit happened?

Did you hear that? Mm-hmm. Okay.

What? What is she saying?

-I'm afraid that's your appraisal.
-I know that's what it says.

I'm asking who came up
with the fucking figure?

-Oscar in gems.
-Well, Oscar is fucking wrong.

I could go out and get
six appraisers right now,

five of them would say
at least $3,000 a carat.

-He's saying he can go to six appraisers —
-Give me the phone.

Can I speak to her, please?
Can I speak with her?

I'm sorry.
I'm gonna have to hand you over.

- No, no, 1d rather you didn'.
-Anne.

- Yes.
-This is fucking outrageous.

Okay. You need to calm
yourself down, Mr. Ratner.

I don't want to be calm.
This appraisal is a fucking joke.

Oscar happens to be one
of our most experienced gemologists —

Who clearly knows nothing
about colored stones.

And why the fuck
am I hearing about it now?

Do I need fo remind you that you brought
the opal to us on a Friday night

for an auction set on a Monday morning?

-We were lucky to get it appraised at all.
-I don't give a fuck. I don't care.

-It needs to be changed. Do it.
- That's not an option.

-But if you like, we can pull it.
-Pull it? No, no.

Not gonna pull it, okay?
Here's what you'll do.

You're gonna make an announcement
at the top of the auction

that the correction was wrong,
and the original estimate stands.

No, no, no, no, no.
We are not correcting a correction.

-We can either pull it or carry on as-is.
-Okay. Thank you so much.

-Okay, Anne. No. I'm sorry too.
-I have bent over backwards for you.

-We are done here.
-That'll be perfect. I'll let her know.

Let who know? Me and my staff
had to work the entire weekend

-fo get your piece ready.
-Thank you so much.

Once again, from the bottom
of my heart, I apologize.

-Okay, I'll tell her. Thank you. Okay.
-I can assure you this is the last time...

So she said that we, uh... we need
to take the inserts out of each catalog

before the auction starts.

So you have those.
If you want, I saw a box down there.

And I can start on these.

-What are you doing?
-I just have a question for Anne.

You don't need to call her.
I just spoke with her.

Oh, it's a separate question. Don't worry.

-Howard!
-Hi, Anne. He's saying that you told him...

Okay, hey, listen. Just fuck ‘em.
Put them back in. I don't give a shit.

-Gooey!
-We're here.

-You're a sight for sore eyes.
-Is he here?

Huh? KG?

-He is, uh — I didn't see him yet.
-Is he here?

-I got all these things for him to sign.
-Listen to me.

If you want that,
get it before the auction starts.

Go to the auction room. See if he's there.

-Find him in there.
-He's a great guy. You'll love him.

-He's excited.
-So I want to ask you a little favor.

Yeah, what? What favor?

So, um, I need you to jack up the bids.

What? No. No. Absolutely not.

Gooey, a little bit.
It's just here and there, you make a bid.

I just got to ensure we get it up to 250.

-What if I win at 2507?
-That's easy.

-I'll give it right back to you, but...
-Jeez!

Hey.

This is not a nice position you put me in.

-I resent this very much.
-You think I want to do this?

I fucked up. I should've got my own
appraisal, but I didn't have the time.

-How much they appraise it for?
-200.

-2007?
-Yeah.

But these assholes,
they don't have an opal specialist.

-My guy at the AGL says...
-200...

...500 just based off the pictures.

So, listen,
20% I'll give you for the winning bid.

Be a partner with me.

KG is gonna buy it. It's not a problem.

This guy is obsessed with the stone.

Today was supposed to be about
Aaron meeting KG.

-Hmm?
-Gooey —

To show support. That's what today
was supposed to be about.

This is support.
This is support like you've never known.

Sold to you. Thank you so much, sir.

We move on now,
ladies and gentlemen, to lot number 38.

Lot 38, huh? We have a saleroom notice.

I'm required to inform you all
that this fine Ethiopian black opal

presented here before you all
on your left, my right,

is now offered
with a revised estimate of 155,000

to 225,000 US dollars.

Ladies and gentlemen,
it is a fine piece, a collector's work,

and most importantly,
it is windowed on either side

to reveal the full spectrum
of its dazzling color

and the pinfire pattern within.

So, with that in mind,
ladies and gentlemen,

my colleagues are ready
and poised on the phones,

and you're all ready with your paddles.

We shall start the bidding now at $20,000.

20,000 now. 30,000.

Do I have 40,000?

40,000. Gentleman's bid.
Pleasure to see you, sir.

Thank you, sir. 40,000 now. Do I see 507?

50,000 now in a new place. Thank you, sir.
Pleasure to have you back too, sir.

50,000 now against you, sir.
Shall we say 607?

60,000 now against you, sir.
70,000 now against you, sir.

-One hundred grand.
-100,000 now.

Bid with you, sir, and a great place.

A big, bold, giant leap for a big, bold,
giant leaper at 100,000 now.

It's no longer yours, sir.
It's against you, sir.

Gonna try one more, sir?
I will even break an ink with you, sir.

Can I urge you to consider
a bid of 105,000, sir?

Come on, sir. Are you sure?

Positive? No further?

A defiant nod then.

Looking, then, for 110, the room.
It's a hundred thousand now.

Is there any further bidding?
110,000 now. Welcome back, sir.

110,000 now. Once again against you, sir.
Shall we try 120?

120 now. Try one more, sir. Let's try 130.

130 now. Shall we try 1407?

140,000 now.

Come on, sir. Let's up it again to 150.

Try one more at 150,000.
No longer yours, sir.

Shall we try 160? 160 now.

Back against you again, sir.

Can we try one more at 170?

170 now. Say 1807?

-Say 180, sir?
- We agreed on 175.

$180,000 now.
Bid back against you, sir.

I'm looking for 190,000.

$190,000 is bid.

-Against you, sir.

190,000.
Confer with your adviser now.

It's okay. I need this though.

Gonna move this up any higher,
any further?

- Relax. Relax.
-It's the last chance for you, sir.

I have to move this along.
We have a good bid at 190,000.

I'm looking for 200, sir.

You want to move this up any higher,
any further?

You sure, sir?

Last chance. Fair warning.

It's with you, sir, at $190,000,

against the phones,
against the rest of the room.

-Sold to you, sir, at $190,000.

Thank you so much. Thank you, sir.

Paddle 172.

All right. Hmm?

-Gooey, I'm so goddamn sorry.
-Shh-shh-shh!

Thank you very much.

I'm — I'm sorry.

Listen, I —

Oh, jeez!
I'm supposed to be on 48th Street.

-Thank you. Thank you.
-It's 190 grand, Howard.

-Yes. That's temporary.
-It's 190 grand.

That's temporary. Hey, I'm sorry.

I gotta tell you, I was gonna stop
pressing him once we got past 200.

-Did I not tell you that was gonna happen?
-Yeah, I'm sorry.

So now what?

Your money's gonna go into my account,
and I'll wire it right back to you.

-Including Adley's 20%.
-It comes right out of my pocket.

-That is nearly 38 grand, Howard.
-I know that. Okay.

So I'm gonna need a couple weeks on that,
but it'll be done, I promise you.

-Aaron, let's go. Come on.
-Dad, I got, like, six autographs.

-Now.
-See you, Gooey.

You got the autographs. That's great.

-Yeah. Great.
-Wasn't Garnett a champ?

-Hey, don't be mad at me, okay?
-Get in. Get in.

Please don't be mad.

Come on. Can I get the opal?
Let me get the opal.

-What for?
-Because I gotta sell that.

-Take the fucking opal.
-Yes, all right. Okay, thanks.

Get 'em going. Open the fucking door.

What's he waiting for you for?

Okay. All right.

I know, I know, I know. I know.

Let him go, and then we'll talk.

-What the fuck was that?
-I fucked up. It was a mistake.

All right? I know it. I admit it.

I gotta — I gotta —
Let's hit pause for one fucking second.

Gonna call Kevin
‘cause I know he fucking wants it,

and you saw he's got the 175.

And then everything will be copacetic.
All right?

KG, it's me. I got great news for you. I...

Hello?

Hello? No one on the fucking phone!

All right,
if you just give me two fucking —

-Shut the fuck up.

You're lucky there's people around,
you prick. Come on. Get out of here.

Hey, fucking...

Hey.

Arno. Arno.
Just listen to me, please.

I spoke — I spoke to Demany.

Remember Demany?
He's a business friend of mine.

-He gave me the fucking number.
-That's enough, Howard!

-It's fucking enough!
-Why are you being so thickheaded?

Fuck you, man! Suck my dick!
Throw him in the fucking water.

Where the fuck are my glasses?

My fucking God. Where are they?

-Got the Versace for Howard.
-I don't know if this is a $400 bag.

Maybe 250.

- Howard! There he is! Howard!
- Forget about Howard.

- Howard, Joseph —
-I'm not feeling good.

-Are you okay? What's wrong?
-I don't want to work.

-Send everybody home.
-All right, sweetie.

Actually, I don't even want it.

Hey. Sorry to bother you.

What is it?

I just wanted to see how the auction went.

Terrible. I don't —
I don't want to talk about it.

Okay. Well, Damien and Joseph
brought this amazing sweat suit

that I think would look so nice on you.

-Do you want to see it?
-Just leave me alone, please.

Come on, Howard.

Don't — Don't look at me.

Oh, my God, Howard.

-Don't look at me.
-What the fuck happened to you?

Don't look at me, please.

I don't know what I'm thinking.
I don't know what everybody's...

It's not ever going right.

I know. I know.

I'm so sad. I'm so fucked up!

I'm so fucked up.

Hey, I'm really upset too.

I'm sorry if this has anything
to do with me,

but I swear I really didn't do anything.

I wish you were nicer to me though.

It was not nice what you did to me!

I try, but it's really hard.

I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.

I don't have anyplace to go.
I don't have anywhere to get better.

But you do. Like, really, Howard.

You're my home. You could come to me.

I can't figure out...

I can't figure out
what I'm supposed to do.

Everything I do is not going right.
Everything I do is not going right!

I don't know what to do, I really don't,
and I don't want any more of this shit.

I really don't. I gotta figure this out.

I gotta figure this out. I really do.

Well, I got something if you want,
but you can't make fun of me.

What?

My God, it's so stupid.

I don't know why I got it.
I thought it would make you feel better.

Look. Unzip my skirt.

Not like that. Just unzip my skirt.

It says "Howie."

What did you do? Why would you...

-You don't like it?
-No, I do.

I'm not worth it. I'm not worth it.

You are worth it. Look, Howie.

-I'm so crazy about you.
-I don't deserve this.

Yes, you do. I love you.

-No, no.
-Yeah.

-You can't even get buried with me now.
-Oh, it's okay.

-Oh, this fucking guy?

Do not let him in. Understand me?
Just ignore him. Ignore him, Joey.

-Here, let's get you cleaned up.
-Ah. Ah!

It's not broken, right?
You don't think it's broken, right?

This is crazy.
You can't be out here looking like this.

Tsk. Oh.

Can you answer that?

-Hello?
-Hi. This is Liz. I work with Kevin.

-I'm actually looking for Howard.
-This is Howard.

Hi, yes. I got your message
from Demany about the gem.

-We're at the bank right now.
-Oh.

Did, uh — So does he want it?

Yes, yes. Kevin's still interested.
We could actually be there —

It's like we discussed, right?
It's still, uh —

-It's still 175, right?
- Yes.

-In cash?
-Yes, in cash. We're at the bank now.

- You tell him we're at the bank?
-Kevin, yes. I told him.

Howard, I gotta go.
I'll see you soon. Goodbye.

See? I told you.

Arno, listen. No bullshit.

Kevin Garnett is coming
to my office right now

with $175,000 cash.

All right? You said I got till Monday?

Today is still Monday,
so I don't know if you're hearing this,

but, Arno, this is real.

Kevin's really on the way.
He was just at the bank.

Come get your money, buddy.

-I need the Celtic ring back.
-What happened to Friday?

-I know. I know.
-It's Monday, Howie.

-I know what we said.
-What did we say?

-But it was a short week, Pesach —
-What happened to your face?

-Car accident, okay?
-What do you need?

I need the Celtic ring.
I'm gonna give you the Knicks ring.

All right? You know what that means to me.

-Swap 'em out, please.
-You've had this Knicks ring forever.

I need the Celtic ring back. All right?

-No, no.
- What do you want to do?

-I own that ring right now.
-I know you do, and I'm gonna —

So I'll swap you the two rings,
but I'm gonna put a 15% vig on this one.

And if you're not here by Friday,
you're not gonna have a third ring.

You're not gonna have to worry.
Make it 16%. I'm sorry I fucked you.

Bubbie, what's going on? You okay?

I'm very good. Everything's going good.

-Yeah?
-l promise you. I promise you.

Hey, there he is.

KG, don't you got a game tonight?

I got your chips right here,
all right?

-Game night.
-We've really got to go.

-You must be Liz.
-Make this quick.

We're gonna make it quick.
Absolutely.

Julia, let's get these guys
some Powerades.

Powerades? Water? Anything else?

- I'm okay. I'm good.
-They're cold. You know that.

Howard, let me get a second
with you, okay?

-Sure, sure. All right. Okay.
-Kevin, we have to be —

I got it. Give me two seconds.

Kevin, we need to be there
in less than an hour.

What the fuck is going on, man?

Ever since I met you, you've been
giving me the runaround with everything.

What do you mean?

And I feel like you're fucking
with my emotions, just playing with me.

This hasn't been straight
since I came here. You understand?

-Why are you saying that?
-I borrowed the opal, you know?

I come back over, I brought it back.

I didn't have to bring it back.
You understand?

I show up at the auction.
You had somebody bid against me?

All these fucking games, like...
What the fuck are you doing, man?

You don't think I know this?
You don't think I know none of this?

It's complicated, KG.

You see this face? Do you see this?

Here's 165,000 right here, cash.

I'm showing you
because it wasn't easy, man.

Six percent goes to Demany.
I've already taken it out.

-All right. I guess that's fair.
-Let me get the fucking opal, man.

This opal —
This opal's very valuable for you.

-Absolutely.
-Okay? I did that.

-Get the fuck outta...
-l respect you. I respect your passion.

-Okay? I always have.
-Thought you was a fan too, man.

-I'm a fucking huge fan.
-What did you pay for this?

Real shit. What did you pay for this?

That's not a fair question, Kevin.
All right?

We're talking months and months
of my time.

I'm not gonna take the money back.
Man, I did the deal.

I'm just saying, straight up,
me and you, mano a mano.

-How much did you pay for this?

Fuckin' — Uh, what'd I pay? I paid a, uh —

-This is — That's —

I'm telling you, if I answer
that question, it's very misleading.

-Why?
-I paid a hundred grand, okay?

-So you doubled your money?
-I'm the joke here, all right?

I got fucked. A million dollars
is what I was supposed to get.

I get a fucking what? I made 65 G's?

You gave some niggas from Ethiopia
a hundred grand

for something you thought
was worth a million dollars.

-You don't see nothing wrong with that?
-Ethiopian miners?

You know what these fucking guys make?

A hundred grand is 50 lifetimes
for these fucking guys.

A million dollars is more, is my point.
Understand?

You want to win by one point
or fucking 30 points, KG?

Right? I see you out there when
the fucking stadium is all booing you.

You're 30 up,
you're still going full-tilt.

Let's see what Vegas —
What does Vegas got you guys at today?

-Take a look. Let's see.
-You gonna pull this up right here?

Look at this shit. The Sixers are supposed
to win the game tonight, they think.

I don't keep track of that shit.
Who gives a fuck?

They think on game seven
you're not gonna get fucking 18 points.

They don't think
you're gonna get eight rebounds?

-These guys don't know shit.
-What the fuck —

Doesn't that make you want
to fucking kill them?

Doesn't that make you want to say,
"Fuck you for doubting me"?

Doesn't that make you want to step
on fucking Elton Brand's fucking neck?

Come on, KG.
This is no different than that.

This is me. All right?
I'm not a fucking athlete.

This is my fucking way.
This is how I win. All right?

All the fucking hard work I do,

all the fucking ass-kicking
and the dues I pay,

you're not gonna score on the big one,
on game seven?

Fuck these people, right?

That's how you feel.
I know you do. So look.

Let's fucking bet on this.

Let's bet on this shit.

I'm fucking gonna bet all this money
on you tonight, KG.

You're here to win, KG.
These fuckers don't know.

Them out fucking west?
Do you think they fucking know you?

They don't know you. They don't know us.

It's about fucking winning.
It's about you.

And I saw your fucking conviction,

your fucking honesty
and your fucking magic.

Howie, you're fucking crazy, man.

KG, you even understand how great
of a game you're gonna have tonight?

-I know it.
-Listen.

We're a team tonight, KG.
This is a fucking lock.

It's a fucking feeling. We both have it.

They don't know.
You and I know. All right?

- Nice fuckin' trim.

Nice fucking watch too.

Hey, who the fuck...

Hey, do you mind watching the space
while I run to the bathroom?

-Sure.
-Thank you.

Can I leave you guys alone in here?

-Go do your business.
-Do you want company?

I don't think so, but next time, maybe.

Hey, hey, hey. I'm looking for Howard.

-I'm sorry. We're closed.
-He gave me a fucking fake Rolex.

-I'm sorry.
-I'm not getting stuck with this —

-I don't know anything about that.
-Let me talk to you about this.

-You gotta help me.
-Sorry, I'm busy.

This is gonna be one of the best nights
of our fucking lives.

Howard. Howard.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

-Where are you?
-Howard, what the fuck is going on?

-Take this.
-What is this?

I need you to listen to me carefully.
I booked you on a Blade, okay?

You're gonna land on top
of the Mohegan Sun.

-Okay.
-There's a bet in that bag.

I want you to take all of it —
all of it inside the bag —

and place it on that bet.

-How much is in the bag?
-There's a lot.

I don't want you to think about that,
all right?

I don't even want you to look at it until
you take it out and give it to the teller.

-You understand me?
-I got it.

I'm gonna fuck the living shit
out of you tonight.

-I wish I could kiss you.
-You gotta go. You get going.

All right. Love you. Bye.

Thanks, Jo. Thank you.

See you.

-Let's get this over with.
-Arno.

-You're never gonna believe this shit.
-Believe what?

We're about to hit so goddamn big.

KG was just here. You saw him, right?

I gave him the gem.

He's gonna fuck up the money line
so bad tonight.

Howard, where's the money right now?

It's on the way right now.
It's on the way to the casino.

What the fuck are you talking about,
Howard?

-What the fuck is going on?
-Where is that girl?

-l ain't seen her.
-She didn't get back here?

-No.
-What are you not getting?

-No, no, no. It's in this room right now.
-Go get her now. Bring her back.

-Hey, handsome, hit the buzzer.
-What am I opening the door for?

-Somebody fucking just buzz me out.
-l got it. I got it.

-What are they doing?

-You're saying what?
-What the fuck are we doing?

It's gonna make sense
in about two fucking minutes.

-You're gonna listen to what —
-I'm listening to you.

-You're gonna do what I tell you.
-Listen, you fucking goon.

-I'm telling you something good right now.
-Listen to me.

-Move the fuckin' machine!
-Arno, I wanna give you —

Shut the fuck up!

-Shut the fuck up.

-Come on, come on, come on.

I'll drop you on your fucking head!
You hear me?

-Give me the word, I'm gonna let him go.
- Please help me up.

-You gonna call her?
-I'll call! I'll call!

-Are you gonna get that bitch down here?
-Just take me up!

-All right. Get him up. Get him up.

Listen to me. Listen to me.

Get yourself together. All right?
I want you to make that call.

Come here.

Give me a fucking second, please.

You have plenty of time
after you make the call.

-My heart!
-Call this girl up.

I want her back here now.

She's at Mohegan Sun.

Here. Come on. Let's go.

-Put it on speaker.

-There we go.

This motherfucker...

Come on, come on!

-I can't. I'm sorry.
-Fucking God. Unbelievable.

I'm sorry. I really am. I am sorry.

Man, fuck this.

You're a moron.

- I'll do that.
- What's the matter?

He's not worth it, man.
Put that shit away.

-What are you doing?
- Buzz us out.

Why am I buzzing you? Why are you going?

Just buzz me the fuck out.
Buzz me the fuck out.

-Watch the game. You'll be happy.
-Buzz me out.

I'm telling you now
before I put your head through the glass.

-All right. I'll buzz you out. All right?

Fucking...

Close that door. Close it.

Come on, buzz me out.

-What are you doing?

Open this fucking door! Come on!

-Ah, this cocksucker.

Howard, open the door.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm not buzzing you out.

Arno. Arno.

The Sixers shouldn't even be there.
You understand?

No, no, no.
She's at the Mohegan Sun Sportsbook.

Mohegan Sun Sportsbook!

-This is a game seven.
-Get over there now.

You know what she fucking looks like.
Go find her.

-You fucking under —
-Howard, open the door!

-I know you're upset, Arno.
-Of course I'm upset.

I'm trying to fucking
make this all work for you.

The NBA doesn't want the Sixers to win.
They got fucking...

There's no money in that. You understand?
The refs know that.

-They want stars.
-Buzz us the fuck out of here.

-Stars get 'em fucking ratings.
-Open the fucking door!

Hey, hey, hey.
This is fucking bulletproof.

You're only gonna hurt yourself.
That doesn't work.

Arno, I'd duck. You're gonna get killed.

Listen to me. Thank you. Thank you.

I'm talking to Arno.
Enough of you. Enough.

-Listen to me.
-I got something.

Do you realize all he's got to do
is get the opening tip —

Buzz that fucking thing open.

You know how many rebounds
this guy is gonna get, Arno?

Who is that? Who are you talking to?

Who'd you call? Who did you call?

Open the fucking door, dick.

- Yeah?

Dinah, it's me.

ConEd called the office.
There's a fucking leak.

-There's a gas leak on Pin Oak.
-For crying out loud, Howard.

-They're evacuating the whole block.
-Just slow down, okay?

So get the kids out of there.
You and the kids go to Amy's.

Why would they call the office and not —

-I don't know why they called me.
- You're not making any sense.

-I'm not here to argue with you!

Dinah, get the kids out of the house.
I'm frightened, okay?

Just get out, go to Amy's,

and do not leave there till I get home.

You promise me? Stay at her house, okay?

- You'll meet us there?
-Yes. All right, thank you.

Open the fucking door!

Last year I made $125 million.

I don't even know what to do
with my money anymore.

I have nobody to spend it with, to enjoy
my life with anymore. It's horrible.

Today is a big day for me.
I met you. You're hot.

You want to have a drink
when we get there?

Thank you. Have a good day.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Okay, so I'm betting on the Celtics,

parlay, three-way, money —
I don't know — Plus tip. You just —

So you want a parlay, three-way...

Make sure when you put it in,
it's exactly that, okay?

I will. How much you want on it?

I'm not really sure.
You're just gonna have to...

Oh, okay.

Chad? Okay, just give me a minute.

I just have to have
my supervisor count this, okay?

Okay.

-We're almost there.
-One second.

Come on. Let's go.

I'm feeling this.

Feeling this.

Beautiful.

... from Farragut Academy...

This is it, boys. This is it.

-... Kevin Gamett!

Go ahead. Tell me.

Okay. Listen. Listen, listen. Say it.

Say the whole ticket out loud.
I want you to say it really loud.

Give me a second.
I want some people to hear it, all right?

Hang on. Hang on.
Say the whole ticket. Go ahead.

I put 155 on the three-way bet:

Garneftt's points plus his rebounds
with the Celtics money line

with the Celtics to win the opening tp.

Right. Just read the whole ticket.
Read the whole ticket.

-Okay. So it says here...
-You having a good time?

-...To win 1,229,000...
-Yes.

Did you fucking hear that number?

That's enough.
You don't have to say anymore.

-The bet's in. The bet's in, okay?
-Fuck you.

I'm taking you to the fucking Ritz-Carlton
in the Grand Caymans.

All right? With a fucking Jacuzzi.

-All right. Rub that tattoo for me.
-II love you.

Okay, here we go.

We grab this tip,
and we're in business, boys. All right?

Pound that chest, baby. This is it.

We gotta get this. This is
right out the gate. Right out the gate.

Come on. Come on, man. Come on.

Get that tip.

Let's go. Get that fucking tip.
Get that tip.

... maybe for this big trio
of Garnett, Pierce and Allen.

That's a long way off...

Get that! Yes, yes!

Fuck! We would've been fucked
if he didn't get that.

That was the fucking biggest part
of the whole goddamn parlay right there.

That was huge.
I knew he was gonna win that.

I knew he was gonna win that.

All right. That's it.

One! One rebound. Go.
That's one. That's fucking one.

Look at that. Look at that.
Right out the fucking gate. The man.

The man's feeling the gem!

Go. Get it. Get it to him.

-Gamnelt down low...
- Go, go. Finish it. Finish it.

Hey, yes! All right, that's fucking it!

That's the first shot of the game.
He hit it. That's three now.

Two plus that fucking rebound.
That's three out of the 26.

Okay, I bet on, um —

I bet on the Celtics,
specifically Kevin Garnett.

Okay. Two good bets. Celtics are winning.

And Garnett's got nine and seven,

so that's 16 right now
on your way to 26, he said, right?

Oh, my God.
The gorgeous one is here.

-Not even halftime yet?
-Twice in one day. I can't believe it.

From the helicopter to here.
How you doing, baby?

-I can't get you out of my mind.

-l mean...
-You're funny.

Oh, you're hot, baby.
You're definitely hot.

So what? You have money on the Celtics?

Is he gonna shoot? Is that...

Come on, Garnett.
That one's gonna help.

- Aw, come on, man.
-Oh, my God.

He missed his shot. Who cares?

-I have a great idea after halftime, okay?
-What's that?

I'd like you to come up to my room.
I hired the chef.

I'm in penthouse A, and it's gorgeous.

Best views.
Who could ask for more than that?

-Thank you.
-I love you, baby.

-All right. Okay.
-I'll see you there.

-Penthouse A. The Pennyroyal. Okay, baby?
-Yes. Got it.

-Nice.
- Okay, bye.

-Wow.
-Fucking...

He's like a cartoon.

You okay?

-Oh.
-What happened?

Let's see if they can
in the second half, coming up next.

- I gotta go.
-What's going on? You need help?

-Thank you so much for your help.
-Okay.

This is the beauty of betting.

This is the beauty of betting, you know?

I'm fucking pulling for the Celtics.
A Knicks fan.

If the fucking 12-year-old version of me
saw me right now,

he'd be like, "What the fuck?"

Everybody's talking about
this fucking big bet here,

so it's gotta be her.

He's with me.

We're gonna fucking snatch her
and bring her back — Boss.

Boss. Absolutely.

I need everyone in here to lock in.

KG. Look at KG.

Remember this.

If you want to go quickly, do it alone,

but if you want to go far,
you do it together.

We're like roaches, and you can't kill us.

Quit fucking passing. Get it to him.

And another. And another.
And shoot! Shoot! Shoot!

Fuck that shit!

Fucking Doc!

Fucking threw his rhythm off.
He took him out of the game.

Fuck, man.

That's your fault.

You see that other guy though, Phil?

One of your boys from Boston?
You got some boys in Boston?

You'll see what I'm talking —
Hang on. This fucker?

Is that one of your boys, that fat fuck?
Looks like you.

Looks like one of your boys.

There's a fucking rebound! That's it!

Three more. Three more. Way to go.

What did it say up there?
What is the score?

-Are they winning?
-They're winning. Winning by three points.

Fuck that shit! He fucking fouled him!

Doesn't matter. He grabbed it. He had it.

That counts as one.
Now, what are we at? Twenty-three?

Last possession. Let's go. Get it.

Pick it up.
All right, that's it. That's it.

Shoot that shit! Come on, K!
Shoot it! Shoot it!

Holy fuck, yeah! This fucking guy!

Just fucking...
That's all the gem. That's all the gem.

That's — We're at 25 now!

One more! One more fucking point!

Either a rebound or a fucking basket.

Anything. Either one, we fucking got this.

One more. We just need one more.

-Oh, my God. Come on in.
-Hi.

-Three times in one day.
-I know, I know.

Unbelievable. I-I can't believe it's you.

-Where's your boyfriend?
-Why don't we watch the game?

Without a doubt. Sit down.
Make yourself comfortable.

-Where's the remote? What do I do?
-Uh, the iPad's over there.

Do what you gotta do with the iPad.
I gotta take a shower, okay?

I got to clean up, okay?
I got to get myself washed.

That plane ride, it got me all messed up
and everything else.

This is what I want you to do:
If that doorbell rings, okay,

I got my friends, okay, coming in.
Or I got the food coming, okay?

-You just answer it? Okay, baby? Please?
-Okay. All right.

Gamett...

Hey! That's it! That's it!

Thank you.

That's it. Okay, that's two dropped.
That's done.

We've got that: two.
We just gotta win now.

Celts gotta win and we're fucking done.

We're done, Arno.

What do you got? What's the score, baby?

68-73, Boston.

- 68-what in the fourth?
-Iman on TV] ... daring Rondo to shoot.

You want to call down?
Just cancel the food. I want to go out.

Baby, I love that you're into this game.

Defense! Defense! Defense!

Trying to get rid of Brandon Bass.
Tries it again.

Up and under. Shot misses.
Allen, the rebound.

Push it. Push — Push it!

Push it. Go. To the fucking hole!

Get it! You're there!
Oh, don't fucking miss that.

Don't miss that. That's all right.

It's all right. It's all right.

KG's gonna get this fucking shot.

Let's ice this shit.

Sink this shot. Sink it. Sink it.

Come on, feel it, feel it, feel it.

Feel it. Come on.

He's got the gem. He's got the gem.

Feel that fucking gem. Feel it.

With 15 of 16 from the line —

Again, they've only taken four here
in the second half.

Oh, God. God!
It's all right. It's all right.

We're up enough. We're up enough.
This is not that big of a deal.

This will just fucking help seal it,
but we're good.

Don't talk.
Just fucking do your shit, man.

Do your shit. Do your shit.

Get this shit. Come on.

... Celtics led by 3.

Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

All right, the Truth fucking feels it.
I feel it.

I'm confident now. I'm confident.

Don't let him shoot that.
Don't let him shoot that.

Get that! That's it. Yes! Yes!

Oh! Oh, my God!

Yeah! Yeah! Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Holy fucking shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Howard, did we just win?

Oh, my fucking God! Are you kidding me?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Holy shit! Oh, my God.

I love you. I love you.
I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you.
I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you.
I love you. I love you. I love you.

I — Oh! Oh, my God!

-He fucking did it.
-I did it!

-He fucking did it.
-All right.

- You always believed.
- He fucking did it.

Yeah, I know. I know. Thank you.

Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

No, you, you, you. I love you. I love you.

I'm so happy. I'm fucking —
It's going down. It's going down.

-Arno, thank you!
-You won. You made your point. Let's go.

-You made your mark.
- Hey, listen, I —

-Yes. Just cash it in, okay?
-You guys happy now?

And make sure
they fucking walk you to the car.

All right? I'm gonna book you a Blade.

- Howard.
- All right. I'll call you back.

Son of a bitch.

-I can't fucking believe it.

What?
What the fuck did you just do?

-What the fuck?
-Shut up!

-Get me the bags now.
-What did you just do? Fuckin' — Y-You...

Get over here and shut the fuck up,
or you'll wind up next to him.

You hear me? Don't fucking confuse me.

-Get away from me.
-Fuck you.

Take your hands
off of me right now.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Do it! What were you gonna say? Do it!

Do it!

I want out of here. Let me out of here.
Let me out.

Go get the —
Go get the bags now. I'll fix this.

Get over here. Stay right there.
Stay right fucking there.

-Come on! Let's go!

Where you going, asshole?

Get over here!

You're headed back
fo the conference finals.

How are you feeling right now?

When you win, that's all that matters.
You know?

The big "be quiet,"
the big "shut up,” you know?

Uh, kill them doubters. Kill them haters.

-Bring it in.
-Ah, motherfucking money, right?

And a personal one to you, bro.

You just celebrated
your 36th birthday.

- They're saying, "He's too old"...
-That's some strong shit. Oh!

That's my nigga right there, boy.
Look at that motherfucker, man.

I know that guy! I know that guy!

My dad sold jewelry to him!
My dad sold jewelry to him!

Eddie, I can't think.

Amy, he was naked and drunk, okay?
I'm calling the police.

All the dues and everything
that I put into this,

you didn't think that
I would show up fo game seven?

Yeah, that's a joke.

Paul Pierce fouls out.
He goes fo the bench.

Did you feel that you needed
fo shoulder this burden for this team?

-Thank you so much.

In the end, I felt like it was just me
and the rock, nothing else.

Is this the end
of the Big Three's run?

No, I wouldn't say that.
I think we have a lof more in our tank.

I think we have a lot more to prove.
We wanna win.

We tryin' fo get another win.

Oh, my God. Wayne, thank you so much.

My pleasure. A lot of money. Listen.

-Come to the Avalon, have one drink.
-No, I can't. I gotta go see my baby.

-Just have one drink.
-We can go now.

Nico! Nico! Go in the back!

Okay, we got 'em. Let's go, let's go.

Go! Go! Find that fuckin' camera!

-All right, go, go, go, go!

-Nico!
-I can't find the camera!

Make sure you get all those electronics.
Everything that videotapes.

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