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-Yes, oh my God. -Shh!

Keep going.

Didn't you use a condom, like we agreed?

-Yes, of course. -Then, why is it sticky?

I don't know. Maybe it's from you?

It's coming out at the top.

That's weird.

It's three years old.

-Oh? Is it? -Yes.

What?

Did you know that the morning after pill only delays ovulation?

What did you say?

If you've already ovulated and an egg has been fertilised,

the morning after pill is pointless.

-Did you know that? -No.

Why doesn't anyone talk about it?

It's important information that nobody gives you.

Why doesn't anybody tell you this?

-I mean... -Sigge, you're not pregnant.

Maybe I'm not pregnant, but I probably have HIV.

There was "material" that entered.

I don't think you have HIV.

Isn't it exaggerated to celebrate in the countryside when you turn 24?

It's not like he's turning 25. I'd get that.

But Louise loves birthdays.

-Hi. -Hi.

Hello!

-Welcome. -Hi.

-This is so nice. -Great to see you.

-These are for you. -Have you bought me flowers?

-Hi! -Hello!

-So nice. -Oh, I got stuck.

Why is he not wearing shoes?

He wanted to feel the grass under his feet, he said.

-Okay. -Can we help with the luggage?

-No, it's fine, I think. -Yes, we're fine.

Sigge, you'll sleep in the little cottage.

-Yes. -It's my favourite room.

Nice.

Antonia and Janice, you get a room in the main house.

Alex, you will also be in the main house.

You can just... Follow me, and I'll show you.

-Suit. -Yes...

-Nice. Really nice. -Thanks.

SIGRID

-It's feta and spinach. -Louise's Dad made it.

Hello, hello.

I just wanted to welcome you, everybody.

-And happy birthday, my darling. -Thanks.

Behind the house, we rinse the dishes.

And my amazing friend, Johanna,

has promised to tattoo those who want one this evening.

If you're brave enough.

I just want to thank you for being here.

It means a lot to us.

And thank you, Mum and Dad,

for letting us borrow the house. So nice of you.

Well, we have to go pretty soon.

-No. -Yes.

But this means

that you young people should feel free to party as long as you want.

We will! We will!

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Cheers.

-Louise? -Mm.

Where is the toilet?

It's round the back of the house. Just go around.

-This pie is good. -Damn good.

Long may he live

Long may he live Let him live until he's a hundred

Long may he live Long may he live

Let him until he's a hundred

Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!

-Hi! Is this where you are? -Yes, I was just stretching.

Okay...

God, Louise has made it so nice.

I liked the little bottles in the room. It felt like a hotel.

-Yes, she loves birthdays. -Yes.

-Birthdays are the best. -Yes, they are.

I'm really glad that you're here, you know.

-That's annoying. -You're...

Me too.

It's such a cliché that you can't be friends after...

-Well. -Yes.

Yes.

We're still friends, aren't we?

Yes. Definitely.

We are.

-Or, are we? -What do you mean?

Well, I just mean that...

We hardly ever see each other.

Or, we see each other at these things, but not aside from that.

And we never call.

We don't have to call. That's not what I mean.

I've just thought about the fact that we don't call like we used to.

I know, but...

Maybe that happens when you have a new person closest to you.

Toni and I hardly ever call each other either now.

No.

I'll have to call you more often.

-I'll get better at that too. -Okay, good.

-Wohoo! Nice. -Okay.

Oh, I'm sorry. Have you seen Janice?

No, why? Is she gone?

No. Or, I don't know.

She's very sociable.

She sends a lot of texts. I'm sure she's somewhere doing that.

It's hard to know exactly what she's doing when she's not in front of you.

-It's impossible. -Mm.

-Are you okay? -Yes.

Or why wouldn't I be okay?

No, I was just thinking about how it started between you.

-It might be hard now. -No, we're doing great.

We're so in love and we have lots of sex. It's just...

fuck, fuck, fuck all the time. I have sex insanely much now.

Sigge! "I've never had sex in a car."

Okay, good, Ville.

No, we're playing. Come here, Sigge.

"I have never."

-You have never... -...had sex in a car.

...had sex, full stop. No, I'm joking.

Hi!

-Hi. -Hi.

How are you?

-Do you and Eva talk? -What?

No.

Of course we don't. Why are you asking?

Because you're going somewhere all the time. You pee every five minutes.

That's not normal. Nobody pees as much as you.

I don't think about... I pee as much as everybody else.

-No. A lot more. -A lot more?

Well, maybe I'm diabetic.

You pee a lot at the start. I'll have to check that.

-Mm. -You know what?

Mm?

I was going to show this later, but I may as well show it now. I did this.

-For real? -Yeah.

-"The gut feeling"? -Yes.

-That's so nice. -Wasn't it?

It's really, really, really nice.

-Bye, Mum. -Take care.

You too.

-Bye. -Bye.

-Nice to see you. -Likewise.

-Zayn, you're coming with us, right? -Yes.

-I'm going with you. -What? No. Are you going?

-I thought you were staying here. -I actually want to go with them.

I'm so tired. There are so many sounds.

Yes, but it's my birthday.

-It's great that he's coming with us. -I thought I'd go.

I can manage.

I want you to stay. Can't you just stay?

They're waiting for me. Let me go home.

-Yes, but... -Let him go.

Yes. Please.

Hello! Are you coming to dance?

-Come on! -Come, Sigge wants to dance. Come.

-Give me that. -Come!

-I'm so tired. -Come on now.

-Well then. -Bye.

-Hello! -Hello.

-For you. -Thanks. Did you open it?

Yes, why? Is that weird? I thought I'd make it easier for you.

-Have you done something? -No!

-Hello! Hello, again. -Damn. What the hell?

-Alex. -What?

-Are you okay? -I'm great.

Alex, maybe you should drink some water.

No, I shouldn't.

-Yes. -I'm drinking this.

No.

There. There, there. Let go.

There. There we go.

And then. Whoops.

-And down. -Sigge.

-Yes? -Can't we just go for it?

-What? -Me and you.

What are you on about?

Nobody loves you, and nobody loves me.

Can't we just do it? Me and you.

What? No.

-Absolutely not. -Why?

-Because. -Come on!

I don't care if you have HIV.

I don't care if you have HIV. I have nothing to do either.

Or anybody to talk to.

You know what? You're drunk.

-I'm not drunk. -Yes.

-I'm not drunk. -Yes.

Can I have water?

-It's in the middle. -Yes.

It won't work. No, wait.

-I can do it. -It's like ten laps.

-I want to do this. -He's asleep now.

I gave him some water too.

-Thanks. -Should I try?

No, I want to do it.

I'm sure he'll get there. He's good with his hands,

in a manner of speaking.

Yes, he really is.

Yes.

Or, it was a sex joke, right?

-Yes. -Yes.

That Sam is good with his hands in bed.

Okay, good. That's what I thought.

-Sigge, stop. -What?

I'm just saying that you know what you're doing. It's a compliment.

He really takes you where you want to go, you know.

But you know that already. I don't need to tell you.

God, I can do this.

Shit, it's tangled.

Seriously, Sigge, what are you doing?

What? Nothing. Or, she cracked a joke, then I cracked one.

Why are you acting like a child?

I'm not acting like a child. I'm an adult.

Are you?

Wearing a suit doesn't make you an adult

neither does being with a 30-year-old that you hardly know.

Can you just go and sleep with Ville or something? I don't care.

-Okay, I'll go and do that. -Mm.

-Mm. -Do that. Good.

Good.

-Thanks. -You're welcome.

-Can I take your top off? -Yes.

I thought this might happen.

-Are those curls natural? -What?

-Are your curls natural? -Eh... Yes.

-And the colour too? -Yes.

Fuck.

Did you get the colour from your Mum or your Dad?

What?

From my Dad.

-It's really pretty. -Thanks.

Can you pull it a bit?

-Your hair? -Mm.

Okay.

You can pull it harder.

-Like that? -Yes.

-Let me know when it's good. -It's great.

Do you want me to touch you in a different way?

Yes, you can slap me a bit there.

Like that?

-Did you come? -Yes.

This is my song! I cued it.

Come!

I know the lyrics are problematic.

Yeah, it's fine.

Sometimes problematic can be quite fun. Right?

Yeah.

-Ouch! -Damn!

Matching tattoos.

That's permanent. That's good.

Wow. I'm just going to pick up.

Hi. I have to take this.

He's hysterical, Sigrid.

I asked if he'd brushed his teeth and he got hysterical.

Okay, but can't you just let him not brush his teeth tonight?

That's not the...

Can't you just come here? Please.

-He might calm down with you. -I don't know.

I'm in the middle of...

Hello, are you still there?

Yes.

-Hey, Bab. -Hey there.

-You've spilled. -I didn't mean to.

Aren't your feet cold?

No, they're not.

-Have you had a good time. -Yes, a great time.

We have such a nice family, Sam.

What do you mean?

Nothing.

I'm just talking gibberish.

Go and party with your friends.

Don't worry so much.

You're starting to get wrinkly.

You'll look like me. Yes.

I'm alive.

-Back from the dead! -Exactly.

-Here. -Shh.

-What are you doing? -Bab, I'll be right back.

What is it?

I mean, you can't behave like that in front of Dad.

You're embarrassing yourself in front of him and everyone else here.

Relax, it's your party.

I'm not the only person who has drunk.

I thought Dad went home with Louise's parents.

Is it a good idea that he's home alone when he's feeling like this?

My God, Sam, he's fine. Why do you babysit him?

Babysit? No, he's not well at all.

He's behaving weirdly. Are you blind?

How do you know that he's unwell?

How do you know? You don't even live with us.

I live there with Dad, I'm there all the time.

For real, if you think he's fine, maybe I should move home again.

-Sam... -You have to keep an eye on him.

How he's feeling, what he's doing.

-All the time. -Sorry, I'm not like you.

I'm not as perfect as you. I won't ever be as perfect as you.

Is that what you want to hear?

Do you want me to go behind the fucking house and shoot myself?

You're never going to say that to me again. Got it?

-That's enough. -Aaargh!

What's happening?

-Mum is stupid! Stop it! -Benjamin...

-That's enough. -Don't look at me.

-Turn around. -What's going on?

-Please. -Look at me.

-Breathe. -I hate you!

-That's enough. -Don't look at me.

Benjamin, breathe.

What happened?

I can't sleep at Dad's.

I know, but that's not Mum's fault.

Whose fault is it?

Why is everybody so mean to Dad?

We're not mean to Dad, but...

we can talk about it another time, when you're big.

But I am big.

I know, but when you're bigger. Maybe 18.

When can you and Dad be friends again?

We are friends, we just don't see each other that much now.

-Are you awake? -Almost.

I'm sorry.

I think the start of our relationship might...

be triggering things in me now.

And you might be diabetic.

Of course I'm hoping you're not.

You should check it out.

I'm praying in the toilet.

What did you say?

I'm praying in the toilet.

Not every time, of course.

Sometimes I actually pee for real.

Why haven't you told me that's what you're doing?

Because I think it's weird.

Because I can't stop it.

I don't think I believe in God anymore, but I still can't stop it.

I don't think it's weird.

-You don't? -No.

I'm really tired.

I'm not tired.

Do you want me to do something differently?

No.

I just have to check on Dad quickly.

Do you want to watch something?

Mum says I can't watch stuff if I'm going to sleep,

because it makes me energetic.

But sometimes I have to watch something to relax.

-Mm. -It's like a vicious circle.

I'm in a vicious circle too.

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