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Go down that way.

Put that over there.

Whoa, there! Careful!

Wait a minute!

What's all this?

This is my house and I never ordered those.

Plus, these are items that defile by pleasure-seeking.

Take them back this instant!

Stop that. I ordered them.

I'm the one who paid for it, so please carry on.

Party favours are a must for parties.

Right?

Yeah!

Let's party!

Everyone.

Philosophers and religious ascetics advised to keep such things

at a distance in order to find peace of mind, got it?

Worldly items used for amusement only stir the spirit to become

overly competitive and succumb to worldly goods.

The home must be a place for you to find peace of mind.

Right, everyone?

It's lit up now!

Are you listening to me?

Excuse me!

- Try it out. - How fun!

Let's do this.

Sorry.

Oh, my!

What a grouch.

It'll be tough for him to find a wife.

This feels more like a club than a home.

It's way too chaotic.

Let's go.

Enjoy and have fun!

That looks heavy.

This is a rare find!

Can you give this to me as a gift? I got you a gift too.

We can exchange gifts. How perfect!

But...

Follow me.

Wait.

Right this way!

We have vodka, gin, and whisky of all different kinds

and I've displayed them in the order of alcohol content.

Alcohol alone will be hard on your stomach,

so I have here some hangover medicine drinks.

This here is a fridge just for wines.

This is all alcohol.

Why'd you bring so much? Who is it all for?

I heard about you.

You're the queen of clubbing and liquor bombs.

Oh, my mistake.

Is this not the kind of alcohol you're into?

What kind of alcohol do you like?

Kaoliang? Makgeolli?

Well drinks, perhaps?

Oh Tae Yang.

You don't know me. Why are you doing this?

Because of the encounter on the plane, you must think we're friends.

But I'm not into alcohol, parties, or clubbing!

I have a lot to do, so don't bother me.

Excuse me.

But...

Wait, Do Hee.

Everyone said that she was a huge lush but she's denying it?

Oh, she's playing hard to get!

Hard to get.

I can't believe this!

She's giving me butterflies.

Queen of clubbing and liquor bombs?

How dare he make such accusations?

It's like he's trying to ward off suitors.

How pretty my sister is.

I heard you requested vacation leave not a leave of absence.

You must've not gotten hurt badly that day.

That jerk.

I'm going to catch him, no matter what it takes.

I wonder what her passcode is.

Is it our birthday?

Maybe it's the last few digits of her national ID number.

"Try again in 60 seconds"

It wasn't Mum's birthday.

How frustrating.

They're wasting the day away as if there is no tomorrow.

So wasteful.

Huh?

What's going on here?

- Excuse me! - Turn the lights on.

Just a moment.

Where's the on button?

Oh Tae Yang!

Make one move and I'll shoot.

Let's turn the lights on first.

- Whoa! - What is this?

Do Hee, watch your heel.

Huh? What is this?

What is this?

This house is equipped

with a state-of-the-art remote home security system.

If you're near the designated area,

lasers appear and you'll be electrocuted.

Only I, the owner of this house, can shut the system off.

He's trying to kill us.

He's got the worst personality ever.

Why are you doing this to us?

I'd like to ask you the same. Why are you doing this to me?

What?

I don't blame you for being surprised.

I've been living in peace, never having so much

as one guest since I moved in seven years ago.

Liverleaves and daffodils bloom, mistaking it for a temple.

The Korean natural heritage, the kestrel, even nests here.

Wow! It's a real egg.

Put that egg down.

The kestrel probably heard you.

How could you wreak such havoc in my peaceful home?

Sharing my house? I never asked for roommates.

And I will not live with you,

not even when pigs fly.

And take all your debased things with you.

If you refuse,

I have no choice.

To protect my peaceful life,

I'll kick everyone out and turn on my security system.

What will we do?

- It'll be all right, Do Hee. - Five.

Right, I'm Do Hee.

Hold it right there.

That was quite a speech.

To start, I'll turn on the lights.

I doubt you'd shoot a lady with a laser.

That'd be very rude.

All of us have signed a contract to move into this house.

Right!

My mother did this behind my back.

I never once asked for roommates.

Enough.

I don't care about your thoughts on the issue.

As citizens of the state, we must abide by laws

and you too must respect the law even if you're the president.

- Right! - Yes!

You say this is a temple?

Even if this were one,

it's you who is against it so you should leave.

If you don't like us, the solution is for you to move out.

Get out! This is our party!

Take your kestrel, move to a different place,

and live in peace, feeding your darn bird!

Cha Do Hee! Cha Do Hee!

Cha Do Hee! Cha Do Hee! Cha Do Hee!

Cha Do Hee!

Fingerprint?

Cha Do Hee! Cha Do Hee!

Cha Do Hee!

Yes!

That was amazing.

Fingerprint!

It worked!

I unlocked your phone, Do Hee!

When did you get here?

You're working to feed a family of three.

And now, you even have to look after your sick sister.

This is too much for you to bear.

You have it the toughest, Mum.

By the way, did you get her a leave of absence from work?

Yes.

Yes, Mother?

I moved in so why the heck aren't you coming home?

Do you know what time it is? Where are you?

Why is she yelling at you out of nowhere?

Isn't she in Cheonan right now?

No, she's not in Cheonan.

You must take me for a complete joke, huh?

You think all it'd take to please me is give me my meals?

Of course I don't think that.

It must've been tough moving in. I'm sorry I wasn't here to help.

I'll unpack your things, every last bit,

so you can rest, Mother.

Why weren't you home all day yesterday?

Tell me what you were doing, every last bit of detail.

Give me a minute-by-minute or rather a second-by-second report.

Stop getting on her case, Mum.

She went to work at dawn

yet she found time to find me a stylish suit

from the recycling bin and left it out for me.

She even found you a lovely scarf.

Can't you give her a little love now that you'll be living with us?

Whatever.

Frowning will give you more wrinkles.

It'll break my heart if your pretty face becomes wrinkly.

Whatever!

Lucky you, Do Hee. Everyone's on your side.

I know you're upset that we had to cancel signing the contract.

But I'll be even better to make it up to you.

Have some tofu.

It's still warm because I bought it as soon as it was made.

Yes! You love tofu, Mum.

Eat up.

- Eat. - This is yummy.

Eat up.

Wait a minute.

Aunt Do Hee has 800 men in her phonebook!

Maybe her life goal was to get 1,000 men's numbers!

She's not like me, since she's pretty and famous.

She said he was her ex, so I'm sure he's in here.

I'll call every number and find him.

You won't be able to find enough time to call all 800 men, Mum.

Just send them a group text message.

What a great idea!

That's my girl!

Yeah!

How are you? This is Cha Do Hee.

I'll give you what you want so let's meet up.

How are you?

You're not trying to see how they're doing.

That's because aside from that one bad guy, the rest are good people.

I don't want to be rude.

Who cares?

You'll never catch him by being nice.

I'll give you what you want. Let's meet up.

Come to my place.

That's the way to do it.

- You think? - Yeah!

- Yay! - Yay!

- The bus! Let's go! - Let's go!

Hello!

Hi!

Have a good day at school.

She has two smartphones!

Yes. That good girl act was a sham this whole time.

She's been playing Chun Dae and me for fools this whole time.

That witch!

You mean it? I'll be right there.

Is this the man?

She's off to meet a man!

I got you now!

- Oh, my! - Oh, my.

What are you doing here so early in the morning?

I kept thinking it couldn't be. Don't tell me you moved in.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable!

Unbelievable yourself! I'm busy, I have to go.

I have to go.

Stop right there!

Thank you for using our services.

Please press pound after you remove your belongings.

That girl is way too fast!

She's full of energy even after skipping breakfast

because she's excited about the affair!

Oh, my!

Ok Jung, how could you!

How could you move in with her when she does menial labour

to support your son and her child?

Have you no shame, you leech?

Leech? Shame?

It's Sun Hee who has no shame!

Oh, there she is!

Get her!

She jumped the turnstile!

Get off of me!

Ma'am!

Jumping the turnstile's illegal.

I'm busy. I was going to pay later.

Ouch, my back.

I let Chun Dae being unemployed slide since she chose to marry him.

But she won't be able to provide for you too!

I bet even leeches choose hosts that can handle them.

Can't you see how much you're hurting that kind girl?

Move out.

I'd been holding it in for Sun Hee's sake this whole time

but not anymore.

If you don't move out, I'll show you what I'm made of!

Move out!

Don't talk to your in-law that way! Ouch, my leg.

We're in-laws. She should treat me with courtesy.

Why bother searching for a new spokesmodel?

Do Hee's got that on lockdown for the long haul.

No one could compare. She's sheer perfection.

"Smile Queen Official call for all models"

Was there a break-in?

Or perhaps World War III?

Clean up this instant!

There's no one to do it.

All the ladies are busy with their makeup

and Do Hee didn't come home last night.

It's just me.

You know that I make messes but don't know how to clean them.

Darn it!

You little...

Who is it?

Is this Cha Do Hee's residence?

I'm here to see her. Please open the door.

Why would I? I don't know you.

Why are you looking for Do Hee?

Do Hee asked to see me.

Who are you?

Are you family?

We're total strangers.

Strangers?

Then what are you doing in her house?

Who the heck are you? Come out here!

If you don't come out, I'm coming in!

Who is it?