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Sleepwalking into oblivion.
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Uncontrolled migration,
hyperinflation, rampant crime,
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- cultural Marxism...
- Here we go.
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The 5:00 p.m.
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- All good?
- Yeah, I'm good, Greg,
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considering it's my
first post-Logan election,
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and I have Cyd,
running around town,
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spitting poison like a fucking
king cobra with an iPhone.
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I have, PGN to the left of me,
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I have FVA to the right.
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I gotta deliver the best
election numbers ever
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'cause my bosses
wanna rip my heart out
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as a peace offering
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to all comers. So, no, Greg.
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You know, I'm
a little bit tense.
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Just a little bit. Little tense.
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Well, yeah, I'm
feeling pretty good.
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I thought it was very
odd the lines were short...
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- Hey, Tom.
- Hey, Ken.
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You good? You feeling good?
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Needs to be gangbusters
tonight, man. Yeah?
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Yeah, you
got it. You got it.
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All right, need
those numbers, T.
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Really wanna see those
numbers, Tom, okay?
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- Okay.
- Market's watching.
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First Super Bowl. How we gonna
cope without the king? Right?
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Okay, got it, Ken.
All good, all good.
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- Hey, Pam. How's it looking?
- Bit of crackle.
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We have a news van in
a bit of trouble in Oregon.
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Things looking
fighty in Milwaukee...
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Did you see the viral
thing about the woman,
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um, who voted, like,
40 times for Jimenez
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under her dead mom's name?
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We tracked her down.
Not super reliable.
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She's not a well person.
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She's... Well, you're
not a doctor, Pam.
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Until you qualify, why
don't you get her on the air?
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Oof! Long night in dress shoes?
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Cyd used to go for these sort
of slip-ons with a padded sock.
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Yeah, probably 'cause she
couldn't get her cloven hooves
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into her regular shoes.
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I'm perfectly comfortable,
Pam. I've got good arches.
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- All right.
- They've been remarked upon.
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Five
p.m. exit polls, come on.
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- Five p.m.
- Hey, Darwin. You don't, um...
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They're cool.
Um, you don't...
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You don't do anything
special tonight, do you?
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Just somebody was
talking about adult diapers?
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No, I think there's
always time for the bathroom.
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Fine. Okay, thanks.
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Okay. Excuse me. Coming through.
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Coming through
here. Coming through.
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Hey, everybody. So,
terms and conditions.
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Forgive me, those of
you who already know this.
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You get, you get
some rest though?
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No, no. Marital strife.
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Can I hear a "Got it"?
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- Got it.
- Thank you. Also, what we're about to tell you...
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- How was your night?
- With Matsson?
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Pretty monstrous. His crew
knows some unseemly venues.
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I danced with an old man.
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- What?
- Yeah. He didn't want to dance,
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but they made us dance.
He was so confused.
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I drank things that
aren't normally drinks.
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And I... I got the impression...
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Do you know about Matsson
with Shiv and their sort of...
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like, their... their business
alliance agreement?
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Well, I'm sure I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Okay, I didn't think so.
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Do you wanna strategize?
You wanna fry her ass up?
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Information, Greg.
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It's like a bottle of fine wine.
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You store it, you hoard it,
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you save it for a
special occasion.
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And then you smash
someone's fucking face in with it.
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- Nice.
- So, what we're hearing is,
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and remember,
this is not decisive,
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what we're seeing is Mencken
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may be over-performing
in Georgia and Arizona.
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So, our early read would be
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closer than polls
have suggested.
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Close, but Jimenez likely edging
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- on what we've seen.
- Boo!
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Listen, this is privileged information.
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Leaks that suppress
or encourage turnout
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could result in our ejection
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from the National
Election Pool, okay?
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Yeah, you heard the man.
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Zip it.
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That's great.
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Okay, Tom says exit polls
say looks like Jimenez.
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No leaks.
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That's great. I mean, I
got four smileys from Gil.
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They think they've got it.
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I have got eggplant,
eggplant, flag from Mencken.
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Well, two eggplants
is not as much
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as four smileys, obviously.
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Four smileys is symptomatic
of the complacency
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at the heart of his
out-of-touch campaign.
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Eggplant, eggplant, flag reeks
of the misogynistic bravado
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that has so repelled
the median voter.
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Jesus. I feel sick.
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Why? It's fun.
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My team is playing your team.
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It's only spicy 'cause
if my team wins,
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they're gonna shoot your team.
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Okay, but what are
you hearing, seriously?
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Are these your
vans? The Nazi vans?
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The van? The... the fun vans?
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The, the fun buses? Yeah.
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Yeah, in Florida,
they picked people up
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telling them they were
taking them to vote,
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and then a kid got
left by the highway.
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It's fucking kidnapping, Rome.
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It's fucking kidnapping
now? False flag. Nice try.
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Kidnapping.
It's kidnapping.
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- Hey!
- Lukas! Hey.
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So, it's looking like Jimenez.
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Which is good for
democracy and great for us.
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Okay.
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So, either way,
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I think that we consider
releasing your, you know,
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your funky numbers,
maybe tomorrow?
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Day after tomorrow? Just
get ahead of the numbers
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and, you know, I can come
up with some language.
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Yeah, I was... I was
talking last night to Oskar
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and Gregory Peggory about that.
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I'm sorry, you
spoke to Greg about this?
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Yeah, well, he was
part of a conversation,
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just as a normalist.
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And, And then I was wondering,
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you know, maybe we...
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Maybe we keep my...
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my terrible secret
a secret, you know?
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Okay.
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Yeah, look, let me
have a think about that.
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I gotta... I gotta take this.
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I'll... I'll... I'll
call you back.
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Nate.
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How's things in
Mission Control Denver?
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Are you in at ATN, Shiv?
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Upstairs. Leave
it to them, Dad's rules.
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Well, they need to be
covering the intimidation.
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It's pretty dark, Shiv.
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Who watches the
watchmen, you know?
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"Who watches the
watchmen?" I fucking do.
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- You getting good numbers?
- Good.
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I'm just watching the weather.
Storm clouds in Nevada.
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We got people in line.
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Disturbance in Wisconsin.
But, yeah, yeah.
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Scared, but good.
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Precinct data is...
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Pennsylvania,
Arizona could be tough.
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Let's keep this channel
open on all things
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Matsson and me, and
the new ATN, yeah?
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All things good.
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All right. So, Jimenez wins,
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and he just waves the
fucking deal through.
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And then we're what?
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I guess, fucking
last ditch, the board?
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The shareholders?
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Okay, Jeryd wants face-to-face.
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Okay. Me too?
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Um, I doubt it. I'm asking.
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Do you wanna try Gil, or
maybe direct to Jimenez?
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It feels kinda sweaty.
Maybe I wait a day.
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A day... I... I mean, I guess,
today's the fucking day, right?
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Like, today's the day the
rooster puts its head in our hands.
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Today is the moment of...
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maximum leverage.
Yeah. Nope, it looks like just me.
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It's a bit tight for both of us.
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Fuck
him. All right, go, go, go.
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- I'm going.
- Sure, sure.
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Let me know
what you come up with.
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- Hey, Rava.
- Hey, listen, um,
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- we... we are all okay...
- Yeah?
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But, um, we're
a bit, freaked out.
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There is an SUV.
Well, we... we think
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there's an SUV, and
it's... it's following us.
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So, um, can we
come to the office?
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Because, you have
good security at the office?
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What's the license plate?
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- The license is T... 3...
- Is it, T... TR...
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I can't... - Right,
'cause it's probably...
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It's probably mine. I
didn't want Sophie to freak,
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so I just... I just actioned it.
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Are you... You're...
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My God. You're
having me followed
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with th... th... this
covert surveillance
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to show you care?
The actual fuck, Ken?
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Just an extra layer of
bubble wrap for her and Ivey.
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Are you guys okay? You okay?
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- Is she okay?
- She's, um, scared, Ken. Okay?
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- I'm... I am scared.
- Rava, Rava.
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- Listen, just... - I
don't know what...
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There... there is...
There is shit burning,
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there is intimidation.
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- I don't understand...
- Relax, okay? Relax.
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Tell Sophie, I love her,
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and that is why I
do everything I do.
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Okay, Soph? Soph, I
love you, sweetie, okay?
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Nothing's gonna happen.
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Exit polls say Jimenez, okay?
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I won't let the world
push you, okay, sweetie?
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Hey,
man. Just... just calling
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to say good luck. Great numbers.
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- Thanks, man.
- And, um,
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listen, apologies if... if
things got a bit heated.
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A lot of shit going down.
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Victory vans and shitheads
kicking off in Milwaukee.
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- ATN wanna cover?
- Yeah, I'll... I'll... I'll talk,
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but gotta let them do
their thing. But, yeah, yeah.
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- Okay.
- Listen, you got Daniel there?
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You know, let me, let me see.
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Yeah, come in.
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Sir, are you
here for Kendall Roy?
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- Hey, Kendall.
- Hey, Dan. Hey, man.
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Good luck. Just...
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- Just best of luck.
- Thanks, man.
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- Great to speak.
- Yeah.
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But, But when this is over,
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I think there needs to be
a big conversation about tech,
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- is all I'd say.
- Great to speak.
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I'm gonna put Nate back on.
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Sure. And... and...
And may the best man
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who will, you know,
protect American jobs
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and reign in tech and
is called Daniel win,
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you know?
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Let's catch up. Have
a good one, man.
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Yeah, sure. Sure, man.
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You know, tonight, my
eye is just right here,
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making sure it's
fair as fuck, all right?
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Have a good night,
man. Stay hydrated.
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- Hey, come on.
- Yep. Hell yeah.
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Thank you.
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Busy, busy. Hello, hello!
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Look at you! Losing it,
like a massive fucking loser.
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Yeah.
Well, I blame you.
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- Couldn't deliver Connor?
- Whoops.
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ATN scared to run all the fraud?
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Well, I keep
my hands out, you know?
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Fuck you. What is this?
'Cause, you know, I'm quite busy.
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- You're busy?
- Yes, I am busy.
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I don't run around town like
some fucking food-bike guy,
245
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,054
- you know?
- Yeah.
246
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:06,933
Just, wanted to say a
couple things.
247
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,393
Yeah?
248
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Very directly.
249
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,606
We still think we can win.
250
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,693
- Sure.
- But I am very focused
251
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on losing.
252
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,988
- All right.
- Winning is easy.
253
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Winning would
take care of itself.
254
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,617
- Sure.
- But if I lose...
255
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:28,329
I need to work on what assholes
would call "The narrative."
256
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:31,374
Like a "insurgent campaign,
257
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,293
unfairly maligned as extremist
258
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,628
by the coastal
masturbation factories."
259
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:36,754
Exactly. If I lose,
260
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,840
I want it correctly
characterized
261
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as a huge victory.
262
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,011
Over-performed?
263
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,389
I want to be the
president. I want you to...
264
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,517
be a partner in that,
and if it isn't tonight,
265
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,226
it will be next time.
266
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,978
Even if you're not
going to be the president,
267
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,813
you're going to
be our president.
268
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,900
Exactly. You, me, we'll go far.
269
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Over the road and into the bar.
270
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,082
So, listen,
at some point tonight
271
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could we do a chat,
272
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,794
in terms of the...
The me of things,
273
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:23,051
Because Matsson, he
treated me quite abominably,
274
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,469
but it felt, like, trusting
275
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,054
and he was saying
a lot of things, and...
276
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,263
Okay, okay. Enough,
enough, enough.
277
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,849
Where's my coffee?
278
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,476
Tom, I don't do coffee anymore...
279
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,394
No, Greg!
280
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:36,189
Greg, I have to
be clear. I have to.
281
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,024
If I get drowsy,
282
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:42,947
and I miscall Colorado,
instability, right?
283
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,823
Then the US loses credibility,
284
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:48,201
China spots an opportunity
and invades Taiwan.
285
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,412
Tactical nukes. Fucking
shit goes kablooey
286
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,622
and we're back to amoeba.
287
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,375
It's a long way
back from pond life,
288
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,503
'cause you failed to get
me a double shot, okay?
289
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,255
Okay. Well, do you...
290
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,537
do you
want some of what you asked for?
291
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:09,430
Um, no, I don't...
I don't think so.
292
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,724
What do you think?
293
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,269
Maybe no. I me... Election night?
294
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,733
- Um...
- Your... your call. I mean...
295
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,903
Yeah, hit me. But this
is not a... not a thing.
296
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,238
Okay? It's not going in a book.
297
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,866
- It's just... Yeah, okay.
- Yeah. Quick, quick.
298
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,035
Quick as a whistle.
299
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:38,126
What do we
have here? What's on the,
300
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,647
- the board?
- What's on the board?
301
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,381
- Want it?
- Thanks.
302
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,259
Just rubbing
the board innocently.
303
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,470
Simply cleaning
the whiteboard here.
304
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,265
Okay.
305
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,975
- Here you go.
- No, no. Not... not for me.
306
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,476
- What?
- No. I'm just starting
307
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,562
- to feel normal from last night.
- What, you'll do it with Matsson,
308
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,730
and not with me?
309
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,315
I don't want you looking
all judgy all night. Come on.
310
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,234
No, I need a clear head,
and I don't wanna get addicted
311
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,361
- from two nights in a row.
- Shut up, Greg. Don't be Mom.
312
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,946
- Come on.
- I don't want to, please.
313
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:10,158
Greg, it's medically
good for your brain. It is.
314
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,618
What are you saying,
all Aztecs are stupid?
315
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,120
Don't be a racist, little
bitch about it. Come on.
316
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,456
- Yeah, okay.
- Come on.
317
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,625
Don't... What? Are
you pretending?
318
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,585
- No, I'm... - Are you
pretending to do coke?
319
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,211
- Some got up.
- Well, fucking do it.
320
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,840
- All right.
- There. God!
321
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,217
Okay.
322
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,513
What the fuck is that?
323
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,015
That. I guess they...
324
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,767
They were ordering
some for folks,
325
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,851
I said why not get you one?
326
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:40,480
Bodega sushi? Are you insane?
327
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,440
I... No... That's not
me, that's Samson.
328
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,817
No, not Samson, Greg!
329
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,405
I want you Gregging for me.
330
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,324
You're busted back
down to Greg tonight.
331
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,743
- No!
- Yeah! Tonight, my digestive system
332
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,953
is basically, part of
the constitution, okay?
333
00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:57,789
Microwaved milk
and ginger shots.
334
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,876
American bottled water.
Spaghetti and olive oil, okay?
335
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,752
- Okay?
- Okay.
336
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,837
Okay.
337
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,172
Hey, Con!
338
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,632
Tom!
339
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,884
Yeah, I got this crew here.
340
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:13,054
And they're filming the stuff,
341
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:17,308
but none of it is making
it on the show, dude.
342
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,185
Is there any film
in these cameras?
343
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,147
Yeah, I think we are... We
are planning to feature, Con.
344
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,608
Well, no, because I'm watching.
345
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,819
Now, I expected to be frozen out
346
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,405
by all those other mooks,
but you guys? Come on.
347
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,198
Gimme some sugar, man!
348
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,325
I mean, maybe
everyone voted for me,
349
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,494
- we don't know.
- Schrödinger's cat.
350
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,997
Schrödinger's cat, Tom.
Until we open the boxes,
351
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:42,709
I'm just as much
President as the other two.
352
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,253
- Yeah? So, come on. If I do it...
- Let's go. Let's go.
353
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,587
That's the story of all time.
354
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,423
Okay, well, I'll think...
I've... I've gotta go.
355
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,383
But I'll see what I can
do, but I've gotta go
356
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,176
- 'cause the polls are closing.
- Yep.
357
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,262
Okay.
358
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,556
Okay, if it's gonna
happen anywhere,
359
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,141
it's gonna happen in Kentucky.
360
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:00,977
- Anything.
361
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,062
- Anything can happen.
- Yeah.
362
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,480
So glad I didn't drop out.
363
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:07,817
It just makes an election
so much more interesting,
364
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,068
when you're in it.
365
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,278
You gotta be in it to win it.
366
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,447
And it is seven o'clock
on the East Coast,
367
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,323
which means polls
have just closed
368
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,742
in half a dozen states.
369
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,745
The most closely watched
states at this hour, Georgia,
370
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,830
with its 16 electoral votes,
371
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:24,500
and Virginia, with its 13,
both key battleground states.
372
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,294
As of this moment,
it is too early
373
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,837
to project a winner in either.
374
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,589
- Okay.
- But our decision desk
375
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,132
can announce, at this hour,
376
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,842
that Representative
Jeryd Mencken
377
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,927
will defeat Governor
Daniel Jimenez
378
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,637
- in the Commonwealth of Kentucky...
- Ooh!
379
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,556
- As well as in the state of Indiana...
- Okay.
380
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,808
Where Mencken
has enjoyed a lead over Jimenez...
381
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,518
- Okay.
- In the pre-election polling.
382
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,936
Governor Jimenez will win
383
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,105
in the state of Vermont,
no big surprises there,
384
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,732
in the early part
of the evening.
385
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,484
We
Will need to look at more data
386
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,235
before we can
make a projection...
387
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,951
Hey, fuck Kentucky, Con.
388
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,788
- No.
- Yes, fuck 'em.
389
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,749
No. I...
390
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,210
I shan't become that, no.
391
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,464
Alas, Kentucky, Willa.
392
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,759
Alas, vanity.
393
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,763
Voters
have made their voices heard.
394
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,349
This could be the
most important election
395
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,475
in our lifetime.
396
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,185
{\an8}- So with polls about to close...
- Nope.
397
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,521
I told you, you can give
it to me, Billy. Thank you.
398
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,274
As we heat up, Tom,
399
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,818
how much do
you want to give to...
400
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,486
Fair bit of intimidation.
401
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,321
His folks and ours.
402
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:39,325
So, like, fire in Wisconsin,
in Milwaukee, could be nasty.
403
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:42,620
Could be electrical failure.
Might be Menckenists.
404
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,957
"Camera smashed, crew
harassed in Portland."
405
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,543
- That's them.
- I trust you.
406
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,294
All of these counties here.
407
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,714
{\an8}Again, a little,
board malfunction here.
408
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:56,884
{\an8}- What's he doing? What's this?
- But we'll be right back on it in a second...
409
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,636
- Hey, Pam? What's going on?
- Hold... hold on.
410
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,638
- The... the touchscreen.
- Hold on, we're checking it out.
411
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,181
What's happening
with the touchscreen?
412
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,225
- Tell him to stop touching the touchscreen!
- We have a replacement...
413
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,143
- The touchscreen is malfunctioning!
- It's fine, it's fine.
414
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,728
It's not fine! You can
see that it's not fine!
415
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,249
- We have a replacement on the way.
- It's malfunctioning! Fuck!
416
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,902
Touchscreen's malfunctioning!
417
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:16,654
Touchscreen's malfunctioning!
418
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,030
{\an8}And we're gonna zoom in.
419
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,867
{\an8}Right where we can
see, right here, having a...
420
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,368
The board seems to be acting up.
421
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,870
What's going on
with the touchscreen?
422
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,538
The touchscreen
is malfunctioning!
423
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,956
What's going on? What
the fuck is going on?
424
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,041
Right, we're on it.
Graphics generator just...
425
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,543
- It... it shat the bed.
- What?
426
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,794
Where is my touchscreen?
427
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,129
- Don't... You're losing it, Dave.
- Find me a desk.
428
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,590
Don't lose it, Dave.
Don't lose it tonight, Dave!
429
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,842
It is now 9:00
p.m. on the East Coast.
430
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,385
- Okay, can we get an ETA...
- Hello?
431
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,512
What the fuck's going
on with the touchscreen, Tom?
432
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,763
I'm on it, I'm all over it.
433
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,599
You're not on it.
Fucking get on it.
434
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,225
Figure it out, yeah?
435
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,352
Figure it out. Now!
436
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,896
Hey, it's happening.
Ken, it's happening.
437
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,397
We're about
to get a new batch, Greg,
438
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,107
and if we drop numbers now,
I'm gonna come down there
439
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,567
and put your fucking head
through that touchscreen.
440
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,360
- It's all in motion.
- Fix it, fix it, fix it.
441
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,362
- No need to catastrophize.
- Where's the touchscreen, Pam?
442
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,572
- Is it loading up?
- It's loaded up.
443
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,282
Well, get it on air!
Get the new one on air.
444
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,242
We're gonna be hemorrhaging.
We're gonna be a laughingstock.
445
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,620
We're on it, Tom. No
one will notice, okay?
446
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,079
We've done this before.
447
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,748
We have three, and
they're all lined up.
448
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,082
No one will notice? I noticed.
449
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,294
Am I no one? Do I
look like no one?
450
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,211
Do I?
451
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,339
How the fuck are
we behind social media on this?
452
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,840
All right, we need
to be leading this.
453
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,383
- Hey, Tom?
- Hello?
454
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,886
You got this fire in Wisconsin.
You... you... you got this?
455
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,472
Yes, I think we... Yes,
I think we have that, yeah.
456
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,141
- Electrical.
- Why aren't we covering, Tom?
457
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:30,728
Um, well, because we always
have to choose what to focus on.
458
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,397
And just because something
is on fire doesn't make it news.
459
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,816
- Electrical failure?
- Not what we hear.
460
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,361
No. It's... it's... it's not
what Nate hears, Tom.
461
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,904
Well, bully for Nate.
462
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,614
- Hey, Tom.
- Hey, Nate.
463
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,574
We need to be
all over this, Tom.
464
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:47,119
Yeah. I... Okay, I just
think it's important to, um,
465
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,871
to keep our unique perspective
466
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,915
because we are getting
conflicting reporting.
467
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,625
What about the actual photos
468
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,251
I can see of it happening
on my fucking phone?
469
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,545
Look, there are... there are
many, many things happening
470
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:57,630
in this nation right now.
471
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,006
There are a million data points,
472
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:02,218
and we... we have to select
the ones that are consequential.
473
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,470
If these nutjobs are
going paramilitary,
474
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,888
- we can say that.
- Yeah.
475
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:09,016
Yes, we just
need to respect our viewership.
476
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,978
By not telling them anything
they don't want to hear?
477
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,480
You guys get this about
the Antifa firebombing
478
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,773
in Milwaukee?
479
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:19,068
No. We... we hear
it's his people, Mencken's.
480
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,197
Okay, when it becomes a
story, then we'll run the story.
481
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,657
Well, this is
happening in, what,
482
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,909
- a vote counting center? So...
- Yeah. It's a story, Tom.
483
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:27,910
- It's a story.
- I'm on it.
484
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,829
- Do not micromanage me, please.
- Tom!
485
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,330
- Yes? Yes?
- Tom! They're evacuating.
486
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:33,749
We've got a local chopper
up and a reporter on the way.
487
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,793
Okay. Guys, I've
got to manage this.
488
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,461
I'm gonna... I'm... I'll
keep you looped, yeah?
489
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,298
Talk to Greg, yeah?
490
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,007
Yeah, hey, hey.
491
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,216
Happy to keep you
492
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,676
- fully abreast here.
- We're not talking to Greg.
493
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,845
- I can be your link-up guy.
- No. What the fuck?
494
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,263
Amateur hour down there.
495
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,307
Okay. So, if it
happened in Milwaukee,
496
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:52,309
and if it's deliberate,
then it's Menckenists?
497
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:53,978
False flag. Could be.
498
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,521
You can't just say
"false flag" every time
499
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:58,149
- you don't fucking agree with something.
- False flag. False flag.
500
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,859
Okay, guys.
501
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,902
We want to
report about a fire in Milwaukee,
502
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:05,364
{\an8}initially thought to have been
caused by an electrical failure.
503
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,575
But now there are claims
and some counterclaims
504
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:10,119
{\an8}being made by groups
who were protesting
505
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,204
{\an8}- alleged voting irregularities.
- Hey.
506
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,040
Okay, well, do you
know if any of the ballots
507
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,541
- are intact?
- It doesn't look likely.
508
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:16,625
Where are you at?
509
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:18,127
Depends how many
votes have gone.
510
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,920
- But ballots have been lost?
- Yeah.
511
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,298
We're chartering
flights to Milwaukee.
512
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:25,259
A ton of number-crunching
by our analytics team.
513
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,345
We're trying to check the
Milwaukee County voter rolls
514
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,889
to see who's voted
so far, but...
515
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,932
Listen, can you help
with the narrative?
516
00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:36,312
Okay, well, have you got
all the bodies that you need?
517
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:39,231
Yeah. Yeah, we have bodies.
We have a SWAT team on it,
518
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,068
they're interfacing with
the Wisconsin team.
519
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,241
Apparently, he's just touching
520
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,951
too hard for it.
521
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:52,411
- He's touching with...
- What?
522
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:54,622
What? No. Rome?
523
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:57,124
Roman, no brass on
the battlefield, okay?
524
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,459
That's one of Logan's
Geneva conventions.
525
00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,960
- Please, please.
- Just a pop-in. What's going on?
526
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:01,170
They evacuated the count center?
527
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,089
No, I don't know, I just
lost another touchscreen.
528
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,757
I'm down to my last
fucking touchscreen, okay?
529
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,300
- What's going on?
- Nothing.
530
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:08,135
Tom just thinks that
China's hacking his tech.
531
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,178
I do not, but I do think
532
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,638
you would be more
comfortable upstairs.
533
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,056
- What?
- Greg? Will you please...
534
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,724
- Yes.
- Will you please help them upstairs?
535
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,768
Yeah, guys, do you
mind if I wrangle...
536
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:16,852
Hello? Tom?
537
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,562
- Hello, Siobhan.
- Can I just wrangle...
538
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,023
- Wrangle? Stop saying wrangle.
- Yeah. Are the ballots still in there?
539
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,775
- Okay, where... where are we?
- What's going on?
540
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,944
- Tom, can you catch us up?
- Greg, will you please, take the VIPs
541
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,403
- to a, upstairs setting?
- Yes. I... I...
542
00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:28,280
- Tom!
- Can I grab the three of you and just...
543
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:29,406
Tom!
544
00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:30,699
- Yes?
- Reporter on the way.
545
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,535
- Three, four out.
- Okay. All right, all right.
546
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:33,911
- Tom?
- Yes?
547
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,122
Can I... can I have a word?
548
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,623
I... This is...
549
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:41,127
- I really... I really can't.
- This won't take long, Tom. Just...
550
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,713
I know, but just let
me... Okay, I just...
551
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,049
Can you please? I
just wanted to apologize
552
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:50,511
for some of the things
that I said last night, okay?
553
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,348
- Okay. Okay.
- And to...
554
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:57,017
you know, give you
an opportunity to...
555
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,770
Re... Okay.
556
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,231
Well, I can't do
it to that. So...
557
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:05,944
How should I frame my face?
558
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,613
You scared that I'm gonna blab
559
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:10,781
about you and Matsson?
560
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,158
Jesus fucking Christ,
561
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,742
- Tom.
- What?
562
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:15,327
My father just died, yeah?
563
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,662
- My... Like...
- Yeah.
564
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:19,206
My father just died.
565
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,250
So maybe, you
know, I could get a little
566
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,794
consideration on that and for,
you know, a number of reasons
567
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,422
I've been feeling
off-kilter, so... I'm sorry,
568
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,091
- but can I get a
modicum of... - Sure, sure.
569
00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:30,384
- What does that mean?
- Sure.
570
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:31,385
"Sure."
571
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:32,720
It means you hated him, Siobhan.
572
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,638
I didn't hate him. I loved him.
573
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:35,639
Well, it was complicated,
574
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,766
but sometimes you
certainly hated him,
575
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,729
and... and you also
sort of killed him.
576
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,440
Wow!
577
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,400
- What the...
578
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:47,651
- Sort of.
- Yeah. "Sort of."
579
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,945
That's the part that I'm
gonna remember, thanks.
580
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:52,198
No, thank you.
Okay, you know what?
581
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:55,535
Actually, also, I'm
pregnant. Yeah? By you.
582
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:59,997
And there's... there's
never a good time to say it,
583
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:03,375
but you need to know. So, okay.
584
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,462
- Now you know.
- Right. Right.
585
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,716
Is...
586
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,346
that even true?
587
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,225
What?
588
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:23,020
Like, is that even true, or
is that like a new position
589
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,856
or a tactic? Or what?
590
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:28,567
What?
591
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:32,239
Um, okay.
592
00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:48,963
So, we have an area. I
guess, we... Is it upstairs?
593
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:50,464
- Yeah, it's just...
- You okay?
594
00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:52,800
Yeah. yep.
595
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:55,928
I'm, Look, I
think things are tough.
596
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:59,932
With... with my
situation and Tom,
597
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:02,768
but... - You want
us to have him killed?
598
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,144
We could do that.
599
00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:05,312
Yeah, maybe.
600
00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:06,397
- I mean, I think...
- Okay.
601
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,607
You know, he's just...
602
00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:11,777
He's just a piece of
filth, and there's stuff
603
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:15,030
I would like to tell you, but...
604
00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:17,616
Hey, I've been trying
to get them to move.
605
00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:19,661
Not in an aggressive way, but...
606
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,579
If...
607
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,163
Yeah, I mean, you
just can't trust him.
608
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:25,332
Yeah, we got you.
609
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,583
In terms of the fire,
610
00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:27,835
- it is still burning.
- Thanks.
611
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,878
And
crews are struggling to contain,
612
00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:31,505
let alone extinguish.
613
00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:33,799
{\an8}Now, are there any
reports so far of injuries?
614
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,342
{\an8}None for now, fortunately.
615
00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,678
The building was
evacuated immediately
616
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,013
and all workers have
been accounted for.
617
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:41,849
Well, I'm gonna sneak...
now that we're all in here.
618
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,642
{\an8}There's a lot of confusion
here right now. It looks like...
619
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:45,853
{\an8}- Who's responsible?
- All ballots have been received here.
620
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,855
That's the story, right?
Who burnt this place down?
621
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,148
To me, it always comes down
622
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,526
to a couple of old favorites,
the Blacks or the Jews.
623
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:56,031
- I'm kidding. It's a fucking joke.
- Would you, please? Please?
624
00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:58,866
Got it.
625
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,576
- All right. Here. Shiv. Just follow me.
- Hey, Connor.
626
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,995
- Follow me.
- Rome.
627
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,706
Um, Jeryd isn't picking up.
628
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,832
Yeah.
629
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,834
I... I wonder if it's a
busy night for him?
630
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,878
Um, because I wondered
631
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,881
if what we talked about
might still be on offer?
632
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,215
Ambassadorship-wise?
633
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:18,052
Yeah. Well, that was kind
of a yesterday offer, Connor.
634
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,219
You know if he
doesn't make this,
635
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,637
you're gonna be partially
fucking responsible,
636
00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:22,056
- I hope you're cool with that.
- Rome.
637
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,682
I spent like a hundred mil here.
638
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:25,392
Couldn't I get a sniff
639
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,019
of even a little guy?
640
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,813
Organize a little coup,
down in old Peru?
641
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,440
Put me in a van to Tajikistan?
642
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,692
Couldn't I just be our
fun guy in Uruguay?
643
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,986
Your rhymes are
compelling. But what's in it for him, Con?
644
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:39,073
Maybe just one of
the finest political operators
645
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:40,783
of his generation
sorting shit out?
646
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,452
Okay, yeah,
I'll, I'll get back to you.
647
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:44,870
Just this one.
648
00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,705
Every four years, in fact.
649
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:48,165
It's probably going to come down
650
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:51,460
to a handful of states,
like Wisconsin, Ohio,
651
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:54,088
Pennsylvania,
Georgia, and Arizona.
652
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,507
Ignore the narratives early on,
653
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,800
and just realize
654
00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,760
that we're going to
be in for a dog fight,
655
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:02,137
for a late night in those
last couple of states.
656
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:04,098
{\an8}It is 11:00 p.m.
on the East Coast.
657
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:05,391
{\an8} Polls have just closed
658
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,934
in four more key states.
659
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:09,395
- Okay, thanks.
- The ATN decision desk can now project...
660
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:13,023
So, under state law,
the vote can't be certified
661
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:14,900
until the absentee
ballots are counted.
662
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,403
So, no Wisconsin result is valid
663
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,862
until the absentee
ballots are counted.
664
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:20,781
Okay. And how does Daniel feel?
665
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,908
Confident, but terrified.
666
00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:24,576
I don't know, is
there... is there a name
667
00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:26,286
for that feeling? Cuspy?
668
00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,747
- Hey. Yeah.
- Rome. So, under Wisconsin law,
669
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:31,458
- the vote can't be certified... - Mencken
says we're done. Wisconsin's done.
670
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:33,710
- That's their position.
- But... Well, no.
671
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:37,047
There's like 100,000 absentee
Milwaukee ballots missing.
672
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,133
So we have to figure
out a way to go forward
673
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,844
- knowing that information... - Go
forward to undermine Mencken's lead?
674
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,137
Does he have a lead?
675
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,471
- I mean, is... is that right?
- Yep, yes.
676
00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,306
An artificial lead.
677
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,976
With 100,000 Milwaukee
absentee ballots missing.
678
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:51,228
Every vote must be counted.
679
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:53,188
I think she's right.
680
00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:54,481
- What?
- Well...
681
00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:55,858
- I think she's right, Rome.
- Well, yeah, okay.
682
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:57,651
But we... we... we can
count the votes that we have.
683
00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:00,779
However, unfortunately,
some are lost. So...
684
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,448
"Unfortunately,
some are lost?"
685
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:04,741
- Yep.
- Meaning, what? Fascist fuckheads burnt them.
686
00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:06,034
We literally do not know that.
687
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:08,036
It could very easily be
your fucks, they love fires.
688
00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:09,371
You're making hay
for political violence.
689
00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:11,039
Or your guys
knew they were going to lose,
690
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,208
so they did something
crazy to throw it into question
691
00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:14,835
- and get a revote.
- You don't believe that.
692
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:16,336
Yeah, maybe I do. I don't know.
693
00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:17,546
Okay. Well, Jimenez
694
00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:19,423
is gonna take Pennsylvania,
Michigan, and Arizona.
695
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,133
So I don't know why you're
getting so fucking uppity
696
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,342
- about this shit.
- Why are you getting so uppity
697
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,635
about this shit if
you're so confident?
698
00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:25,554
Because if Mencken wins,
it's the end of the world, okay?
699
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,014
So I'd like a little
fucking cushion.
700
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,224
Can we get fucking real?
Jimenez won't block the GoJo deal.
701
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:31,018
So fuck the guy, right?
702
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,270
Well, who knows? Maybe
he would. And that's not...
703
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:36,064
We cannot
let that be the thing that's...
704
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:38,525
That's not the
thing, right? Ken?
705
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,741
I don't know.
706
00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:47,784
- Ken.
- I don't know.
707
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,954
No, don't... don't get cynical.
708
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:54,292
It's... it's not... not
cynical. No. It's just...
709
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,962
what's happening is
happening. I'm a realist.
710
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,715
Yeah. Says the man
who'd cut his son's throat
711
00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:03,091
and then eat him
on the high pass.
712
00:30:03,092 --> 00:30:04,968
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- We can all say nasty shit, Shiv.
713
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:07,387
Hey, so, FVA is saying
714
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,515
they have enough vote
reported to call Wisconsin.
715
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,767
So, Freedom Voice America
and VeraNews are calling it.
716
00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:13,310
- Great, the maniacs.
- Okay. Wow.
717
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,395
Well, can't get out-flanked
and we need to be fast.
718
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:16,796
So I think we
should call it, right?
719
00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:20,025
- Hold on, hold on!
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
720
00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:22,027
Tom, what... what is
like an independent...
721
00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:23,529
Can... can you get us
722
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,864
- Decision Desk Darwin?
- Yes. Yep.
723
00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:28,534
I want to say a few words
about the emerging situation
724
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:29,660
in Milwaukee.
725
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,370
A situation the American...
726
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,331
people are watching
with increasing concern.
727
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,041
We have a process.
728
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,876
- And it is sacrosanct...
- "Respect the process.
729
00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:38,919
Count every vote."
730
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,713
I mean, he's so fucking dull.
731
00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:46,051
Flop your dick out, pop
a nut. Do something!
732
00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:48,262
That decision will
have no legitimacy
733
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:51,932
if it does not account
for all the ballots cast.
734
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:54,393
Okay, Dar. Thank you.
And we have some thoughts
735
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:55,727
and some questions. And...
736
00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:57,729
Thank you, Darwin.
Do you have a result
737
00:30:57,730 --> 00:31:00,065
as it stands in Wisconsin?
738
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:02,234
- We've tallied the vote total so far.
- Okay.
739
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,902
- Yeah. And?
- Margin for Mencken
740
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:05,070
is significant.
741
00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:07,406
It couldn't be made up
by outstanding existing
742
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:09,366
uncounted votes, only
the ones destroyed.
743
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:11,994
Okay, and we're not waiting
for burned votes, so we call it.
744
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,412
- No, I... I think...
- Right?
745
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:15,414
I think they have
to hold it again. No?
746
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:16,748
Like, a... a revote?
747
00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:20,252
I would say a
revote is incredibly rare and complex
748
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:22,337
because, while we
theoretically know everyone
749
00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:23,880
who requested
an absentee ballot,
750
00:31:23,881 --> 00:31:26,425
we don't entirely know
how many turned them in,
751
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,469
and there's nothing
in Wisconsin law
752
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:31,096
that really covers what to do.
753
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,639
Exactly. You can't do it. Boom!
754
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,182
- Mencken. Thank you.
- But, of course,
755
00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:36,977
we think, um, we...
The team knows...
756
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:38,812
We know how the missing votes
757
00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:40,897
- would have broken down.
- What? They're gone.
758
00:31:40,898 --> 00:31:42,566
There's no way to know
what was on those ballots.
759
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,611
- Well, we... we do know. Because in past elections...
- No.
760
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:47,904
- Milwaukee overwhelmingly votes Democrat.
- You know what might be on them,
761
00:31:47,905 --> 00:31:49,698
but you don't actually know.
762
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:53,076
Sure. I just,
basically, do know.
763
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,870
- We do know.
- Because you're so plugged in,
764
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,204
you know how all the
little peasants vote,
765
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,497
what's in their hearts?
'Cause you don't know.
766
00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:59,124
Rome, come on. This is the
grown-ups table, be serious.
767
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,001
This is serious. Ballots
get lost every election.
768
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,419
You can't get
burnt ballots back.
769
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,004
Bullshit. Just bullshit.
770
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,380
- Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
- You're bullshit. It's not bullshit.
771
00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:06,757
- Full of fucking bullshit.
- Shiv? Shiv?
772
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,717
- What?
- You sound a little unhinged.
773
00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,010
You fucking watch it, Tom.
774
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,428
- We do know.
- Okay, okay.
775
00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:14,514
There's no way to say in here
how people would have voted.
776
00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,891
I mean, you wanna
just run your model
777
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,184
and not bother
with all the people?
778
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,353
We're saying, historically,
people overwhelmingly...
779
00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:20,729
Historically,
people used to burn witches.
780
00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,397
- Are you saying we should do that?
- What the fuck?
781
00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:24,483
"Burn witches"? Rome!
Look, we just know
782
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,234
that the fire would
have destroyed
783
00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:27,736
a lot of Jimenez ballots.
784
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:30,322
So, "Fire favors
GOP," claims mad witch?
785
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:33,158
- We just know.
- Okay. Well, we're not gonna rerun the election,
786
00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:35,327
and if the Right gets
wrongly blamed for this,
787
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:37,162
what would that
do? If the Left does?
788
00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:39,373
- Could get nasty.
- Where are you going?
789
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,541
I am going to the
bathroom to shit.
790
00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:43,335
Would you like
me to livestream it?
791
00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,545
We're going to
be in for a dog fight, for a late night...
792
00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:46,797
Ken, you wanna weigh in?
793
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,382
And Mark
Ravenhead has some thoughts
794
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,716
about what we've been
seeing so far tonight...
795
00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:53,261
- I just think it's hard.
- But we know. We just do.
796
00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:55,555
That if the lost
votes were counted,
797
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,349
Jimenez would take the state.
798
00:32:57,350 --> 00:33:00,102
Mark is commenting
directly, ATN voice.
799
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:02,270
Professional politicos
who, time after time,
800
00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:03,605
come up with, isn't this funny,
801
00:33:03,606 --> 00:33:08,360
with polls which undercount
support for traditional values.
802
00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:10,362
So, yeah, maybe
some of the crazies
803
00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,655
heard they were underperforming
804
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,865
and decided to stop the
counting and destroy the evidence.
805
00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:16,660
And so, yeah,
"You just stay quiet."
806
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,328
Roman sent talking points.
807
00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:20,205
"We'll guess
what we think was on those ballots.
808
00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:22,040
- We'll decide," yeah?
- Is he down there?
809
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,625
- They know best, right?
- Fuck's sake, Rome.
810
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,001
And you'll eat what's for dinner
811
00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:26,586
because they don't really
care for folks who answer back
812
00:33:26,587 --> 00:33:28,088
- or ask too many questions.
- Should I...
813
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:29,131
Shut up!
814
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:30,882
Innumerate residuum!
815
00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:32,092
We'll figure it out,
816
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:33,885
and issue you with
your new government
817
00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:36,680
to march into your homes
and take whatever we want
818
00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:38,765
in the way of your
mechanisms of self-defense,
819
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:40,851
and tell your son she's
actually your daughter,
820
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,477
or the other way
around, and then...
821
00:33:42,478 --> 00:33:44,938
Hey, Shiv, do you mind
actually not going on the floor?
822
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,441
"It's all just peachy."
Even though it doesn't feel so peachy...
823
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,401
- Shiv?
- That you can't go out at night,
824
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,153
and the new president
is opening up his borders
825
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,696
- to his friends, yeah...
- Bullshit.
826
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,448
Bullshit, Roman, fuck you.
827
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:57,242
It's obvious that we need to be
smarter than this, better than this.
828
00:33:57,243 --> 00:33:58,952
We need a fucking
opposing viewpoint.
829
00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:04,250
Could you call security for me?
830
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,962
Sorry, you can't come down
here. It's... it's not me, it's just...
831
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:10,338
Hey, Lukas.
832
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:11,965
What the fuck is going on?
833
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:13,925
Yeah, great fucking question.
834
00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:15,135
Powerful commentary?
835
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,929
I don't feel good,
necessarily, about this, Rome.
836
00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:18,930
Shucks!
837
00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:22,934
Is it okay?
Do I need to hustle?
838
00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:24,811
Do I need to get
ready to be cozy
839
00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:27,147
with this fucking Mr. Scary?
840
00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:28,899
No. No, I can
handle. I can handle it.
841
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,300
Yeah, 'cause Greg tells me
it's getting kinda hairy in there.
842
00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:33,779
Don't let them break
my toy, Shiv, okay?
843
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,782
No. All good. I'll be in touch.
844
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:39,075
Sorry, we just need you
off the floor, if that's okay.
845
00:34:39,076 --> 00:34:40,118
Yeah, got a minute?
846
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:42,704
And now, apparently,
847
00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:46,458
the Democrats are accusing
this fire of being biased.
848
00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:48,084
That's right. Yeah, that sounds
849
00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:50,003
pretty much something
out of their camp.
850
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:52,172
"It only burnt
Democratic votes."
851
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,632
Yeah? You know,
it's one of those...
852
00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,968
It's one of those picky fires.
853
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:00,348
- Come on in.
- Yeah.
854
00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:04,893
- So...
- Yeah, just wanted to check in.
855
00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:08,648
- You know? It's been busy. So...
- Right. Yeah, on election day.
856
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:11,358
Yeah.
857
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:15,404
Yeah. So, how was your
night, last night, with Lukas?
858
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:20,534
Shiv, I... I went
for a drink with him.
859
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,287
That... that's not my fault.
860
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,334
Do you find me
attractive, Gregory?
861
00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:36,049
I don't think of
things such as that.
862
00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:39,052
I thought you
were a "disgusting brother."
863
00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,597
Is that... Was that
too disgusting for you?
864
00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:44,308
This is not appropriate.
865
00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:46,811
It's...
866
00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:50,730
Yeah, I...
I'm... Sorry, I don't...
867
00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:52,400
'Cause I'm just
letting you know...
868
00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,278
that if you try to fuck me...
869
00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:57,488
I'll kill you.
870
00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:01,284
Got it.
871
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,370
Got it. Sorry, yeah.
872
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,708
I guess my... my only question...
873
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:13,044
would be, if... if anything
did come to pass,
874
00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:15,590
in terms of you and he...
875
00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:20,136
you know, silence is golden.
876
00:36:22,388 --> 00:36:24,222
Like how golden?
877
00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:26,434
Is there an offer?
878
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:30,312
Yeah. Yeah.
879
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:32,564
How about I offer for you to
keep all your internal organs
880
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:35,150
on your insides, rather than
I pull them out your asshole?
881
00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:39,989
Go on. You're lumber.
882
00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:42,408
Keep your snout out.
883
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:49,581
Simultaneously destroying
diversity of opinion
884
00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:51,208
wherever possible...
885
00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:53,461
Hey, guess what?
886
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,297
Mencken will block the deal.
887
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:58,381
Straight up. He'll kill it.
888
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,300
If he wins, he'll
refer it to FTC.
889
00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,218
Whatever, new law,
foreign ownership tightening.
890
00:37:02,219 --> 00:37:04,680
Whatever, he'll screw
it up. In exchange...
891
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:07,098
for our support tonight.
892
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:11,478
- In, like... in so many words?
- In those words.
893
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,813
Shall I get Tom? Shall I
get the human abacus?
894
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:15,608
Shall I? Let's do it.
895
00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:18,069
This is good news.
896
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:25,367
Hey, hey.
897
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,452
- Hey.
- So, thanks for...
898
00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:29,747
Whatever. We
have the votes. So...
899
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:31,581
Can't rerun fairly
900
00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:34,960
and can't let lefty terrorism
affect us, so let's call it.
901
00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:38,713
On what precedent?
By... by what authority?
902
00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:41,841
By the power of
me, the CEO of Waystar,
903
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:44,135
telling you what to put on
the telly-box mouth-people.
904
00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,806
I don't think we
can do that, guys.
905
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,265
I think we can do it, Dar.
906
00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:52,018
If we call it, and
the... the... the others
907
00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:53,353
- went his way... -
ROMAN: Right, well, look.
908
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:54,896
There are still
outstanding states.
909
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:57,315
There's Michigan,
Ohio, Georgia, Arizona.
910
00:37:57,316 --> 00:37:58,984
It's really not that big
a deal. It's one state.
911
00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:00,610
I'm worried it's not a decision
912
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:03,446
- that I could necessarily... -
ROMAN: Yeah, thank you.
913
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,156
And everyone
respects you, Darwin,
914
00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:07,117
but this isn't actually
a numbers thing.
915
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,244
I mean, the Wisconsin
Elections Commission,
916
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,037
the Milwaukee
Election Commission
917
00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:14,249
will go to court and
the camps will litigate it.
918
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,376
And it'll be a jurisdiction fight
919
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:17,711
that I think Mencken
might shade,
920
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:20,380
- but, you know, we can't...
- Yeah, that's... that's great.
921
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:23,633
But I'm just gonna say
we're good and that's on me.
922
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,844
The votes that exist
have been tallied,
923
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:27,220
and that gives
Mencken the state.
924
00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:30,015
But you don't... you don't
make the call. I make the call.
925
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,516
We're gonna make
the call together, Tom...
926
00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:33,768
You can't make the
call until I make the call.
927
00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:35,895
Okay. So... and I'm
not gonna make you do anything.
928
00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,439
This is the situation
in Wisconsin.
929
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,192
How would you feel if we
were to not "call it" call it,
930
00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:42,318
but, um...
931
00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:45,113
Like, pending.
We could call it pending.
932
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,364
You could even explain it.
933
00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:49,034
We can get a camera on
you to explain it to people.
934
00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:51,828
{\an8}We had a number of Jimenez
campaign surrogates over the last week,
935
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:54,205
{\an8}sounding the alarm
about the lack of turnout
936
00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:56,792
{\an8}- of Black and Latino voters...
- I could explain.
937
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:01,713
And could there be a
graphic that makes it clear
938
00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,424
the call isn't a...
939
00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,177
"call" call?
940
00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,720
"Pending call."
941
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:10,890
Okay, okay.
942
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:12,932
Sorry.
943
00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:14,060
Okay.
944
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,478
- All right, so...
- Yeah?
945
00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:18,146
- Okay.
- Satisfied, fucky fucks?
946
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:19,106
- Okay.
- Soon as we can.
947
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:21,275
Great.
948
00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:24,319
What's up?
949
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,404
You okay? What?
950
00:39:26,405 --> 00:39:28,573
There's something
in my eyes. Um...
951
00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:32,285
Greg? Wasabi.
952
00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:35,246
Is it wasabi? There's
wasabi in my eyes?
953
00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:37,248
- I've got wasabi in my eyes?
- Jesus.
954
00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:38,458
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
955
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,837
No, it's gone more
in. It's gone more in.
956
00:39:42,838 --> 00:39:44,214
- What's going on?
- It's on my fingers.
957
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,757
What's going on?
958
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,509
- What did you do to him?
- It stings!
959
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:50,095
- What?
- Get some water or something, Greg!
960
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,638
Holy
mother! Mother of God.
961
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,765
- Fuck me slowly, this smarts.
- Okay.
962
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,892
Quick Greg, put water
in it. Put water in...
963
00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:59,062
- It's washing it in!
- That's lemon!
964
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,355
It's lemon, Greg!
965
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,774
- That's clear. It's La Croix!
- Jesus! Fuck, Greg.
966
00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:04,275
- What are you doing?
- Come on.
967
00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:06,528
- It's lemony, Greg. It's lemony!
- It's La Croix!
968
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:08,154
Jesus H. Christ!
969
00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:09,906
- No, it's natural! Like, medical!
- Get some tissues, man.
970
00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:12,158
Give it to me. My God.
971
00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:14,953
It's not that lemony!
It's just a hint of lemon.
972
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:17,288
Darwin? You good to call it?
973
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,124
He can't fucking call it, Rome.
974
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,500
{\an8}We're calling it, Shiv.
975
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,752
{\an8}- He just called it, okay?
- Great. Thanks.
976
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:26,464
Greg, do not put any
more lemon water,
977
00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:28,926
or wasabi, in his eyes, okay?
978
00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:35,348
Hey, Con, you shouldn't
really be in here.
979
00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:37,267
And a very good
evening to you, too.
980
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,894
- Hey! Presidente. Sike!
- Rome. Sweetheart. One sec.
981
00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:41,729
Would you wait over here
for me a second, baby?
982
00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:43,815
- Sure.
- Fellas, would you wait over here for me a second?
983
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,650
- Yeah. Yep?
- Rome. One thought.
984
00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:47,236
How about I concede
985
00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,863
in his direction?
986
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:52,532
I scratch his balls,
he scratches mine?
987
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:55,160
That's interesting.
Perhaps-ish.
988
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,412
- Let me check on that, yeah.
- "Perhaps-ish"?
989
00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:58,913
- Perhaps-ish, yeah. Come on.
- I'm coming.
990
00:40:58,914 --> 00:41:00,748
- Seventeen electoral votes...
- Pam?
991
00:41:00,749 --> 00:41:02,959
We're calling,
Wisconsin for Mencken.
992
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:03,919
Get the graphics up.
993
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,128
Dave, let them
know we're five out
994
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,713
- from calling Wisconsin.
- All right.
995
00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,381
We are calling
Wisconsin for Mencken.
996
00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:09,883
Five minutes. Is
that graphic ready?
997
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,594
There is a big ol'
call to make right now,
998
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:15,722
and that is ATN is
projecting that Jeryd Mencken
999
00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:19,893
You know, we've
been reporting on that fire
1000
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,020
in the Milwaukee
vote count center.
1001
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,646
Nonetheless, our decision desk
1002
00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:26,191
is confident in
making this call.
1003
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:29,235
Jeryd Mencken has won
the state of Wisconsin,
1004
00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:32,864
and there goes the blue wall.
That's ten electoral votes, that
1005
00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:35,825
brings Mencken up to 246...
1006
00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:39,037
Okay, man. Okay.
There's something there.
1007
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,372
Sordid backseat fuck job.
1008
00:41:41,373 --> 00:41:43,416
Tell me more.
1009
00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:45,043
He wants to
keep up the momentum.
1010
00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:48,296
Jeryd Mencken
is now 24 electoral votes away
1011
00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:50,006
from winning the presidency.
1012
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,258
Do you really wanna?
1013
00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:53,302
Slovenia, Willa.
1014
00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:01,268
I mean, I am torn, and
he's very, right-wing.
1015
00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:08,358
But Vienna for lunch,
Venice for dinner.
1016
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,444
And Dubrovnik for breakfast.
1017
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:13,029
My fellow Americans,
1018
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:16,741
it's becoming clear tonight,
that as far as we can tell,
1019
00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:18,534
Mr. Jeryd Mencken will likely be
1020
00:42:18,535 --> 00:42:20,703
the next president
of the United States.
1021
00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:22,622
Yes.
1022
00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:24,540
- And I, for one, wish him well.
- Connor was running for president?
1023
00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:27,377
For although
I set out a clear and compelling path...
1024
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:30,129
- Okay, all right.
- America, in her divine wisdom,
1025
00:42:30,130 --> 00:42:31,924
has chosen to take another.
1026
00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:35,802
Well, good luck. And...
1027
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,553
I'd like to say to my
first running mate,
1028
00:42:37,554 --> 00:42:39,806
who I will not dignify
with a name-check,
1029
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:43,184
but had that woman
not dropped out,
1030
00:42:43,185 --> 00:42:45,478
and then had I not
had to replace her
1031
00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:46,646
with another figure,
1032
00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:48,439
who turned out not to
be able to bear the weight
1033
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,691
of public scrutiny,
1034
00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:53,696
had I not been betrayed
by those two jackrabbits,
1035
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,822
who knows?
1036
00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:59,618
Politics of envy. Ugly game.
1037
00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:02,079
I happen to be a billionaire.
1038
00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:04,497
Sorry.
1039
00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:06,749
But honestly,
America, you flunked it.
1040
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,334
I guess you're
gonna have to find
1041
00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:11,546
some other poor
mook's paps to suckle on.
1042
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:12,964
- Okay. - The corrupt bipartisan
1043
00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:15,550
- system zombie marches on.
- All right.
1044
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:17,510
And so I call out to
my friends tonight,
1045
00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:18,678
to my people.
1046
00:43:18,679 --> 00:43:22,766
I say, Conheads, I salute
you. And, America, be afraid.
1047
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,643
Be warned...
1048
00:43:25,602 --> 00:43:27,312
for the Conheads are coming.
1049
00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:29,897
Thank you. God bless America.
1050
00:43:29,898 --> 00:43:32,317
ATN decision desk
is now projecting
1051
00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:34,861
Daniel Jimenez has
won the state of Michigan
1052
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,821
- over Jeryd Mencken.
- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1053
00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:39,490
That's 15 electoral
votes. Our tally now goes...
1054
00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:41,034
- Are you ready for this?
- All right, all right.
1055
00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:42,869
Two-hundred-and-sixty-two
for Mencken,
1056
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:47,165
- and 262 for Daniel Jimenez.
- A dead heat.
1057
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,958
Polls will be
closing soon in Alaska,
1058
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:52,462
the only state yet to be
called other than Arizona
1059
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,464
and its 11 electoral votes.
1060
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,466
Let's maybe go harass
the decision desk about what's
1061
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,718
- taking so long for Arizona.
- Guys. Just a heads-up.
1062
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,137
We hear... We are getting
it from the campaigns
1063
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:02,680
that the data nerds
1064
00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:06,225
are hearing that...
Well, Dar, you say.
1065
00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:09,562
So, Arizona is gonna go red.
1066
00:44:09,563 --> 00:44:10,855
All right, well then that's...
1067
00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:12,899
- That would be it, right?
- I mean, we're...
1068
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:16,235
We're kind of boxed in,
because of Wisconsin.
1069
00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:18,529
I mean, I... I don't
feel comfortable calling it.
1070
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,615
I mean, PGN is gonna
be calling it. Right, Tom?
1071
00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:22,533
- Yeah...
- I mean, they're going to call Arizona.
1072
00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:25,620
Because if we call it,
because of Wisconsin, we...
1073
00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:27,538
we called Wisconsin
"pending," so...
1074
00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:29,957
Yeah, we already
called Wisconsin, okay?
1075
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,584
We can't un-call
Wisconsin, can we?
1076
00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:33,920
That would make us all
look pretty unprofessional.
1077
00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:36,631
So, Arizona?
1078
00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:39,967
- We're calling the election?
- Yeah.
1079
00:44:39,968 --> 00:44:41,094
- No, no.
- No?
1080
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,428
- No.
- It's math, dude.
1081
00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:43,888
Tom, will you guys give
us a minute, please?
1082
00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:45,765
- Fuck.
- Sure, okay.
1083
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:48,142
One minute. Be
back in one minute, please.
1084
00:44:48,143 --> 00:44:49,769
What?
1085
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:51,479
- That's it. That's it.
- I don't know, Rome.
1086
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,148
Like, maybe... maybe we...
1087
00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:56,150
revisit Wisconsin.
1088
00:44:56,151 --> 00:44:57,902
Because, yeah, we... I mean, we...
1089
00:44:57,903 --> 00:45:00,613
- That was... kind of...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1090
00:45:00,614 --> 00:45:01,739
- Right?
- Okay, I get it.
1091
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,491
No, you're gonna, like,
big brother it right now.
1092
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,201
- That's what you're gonna do?
- No.
1093
00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:06,744
- Like what?
- Like when, you know,
1094
00:45:06,745 --> 00:45:08,579
if you want roast chicken
and I wanted steak,
1095
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:09,997
we always had chicken.
1096
00:45:09,998 --> 00:45:12,667
Because you'd... you'd
freak out. You'd tantrum.
1097
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,919
- So they thought... - I
would fucking tantrum
1098
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,671
because I never
had fucking steak.
1099
00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:19,882
Well, I think they
got scared if...
1100
00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:22,176
you know, if you tantrumed,
then you'd think you'd won,
1101
00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:23,636
- so they couldn't let
you... - I never won.
1102
00:45:23,637 --> 00:45:24,887
It was always fucking chicken.
1103
00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:26,472
So, because we had so much
chicken when we were kids,
1104
00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:29,559
- I have to like the fascist?
- Yeah.
1105
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,810
If we don't call it early
1106
00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,770
and he wins anyway,
which is perfectly possible,
1107
00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:35,148
but without us tonight?
Think about that.
1108
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:37,024
With FVA and
VeraNews backing him,
1109
00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:39,402
we're left the most dickless
eunuchs in cuck town.
1110
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,404
We call it? We call this?
1111
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,281
- If we push it...
- Yeah?
1112
00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:44,490
Maybe it happens.
1113
00:45:44,491 --> 00:45:46,826
Yeah. We give it to Mencken,
Mencken blocks the deal.
1114
00:45:46,827 --> 00:45:48,536
He's not fucking
wishy-washy. He's a guy.
1115
00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:50,455
I don't
know, dude. I mean...
1116
00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:54,333
Exactly. All of the
mainstream media. All of the Democrats...
1117
00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:55,418
My kids.
1118
00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:58,254
- The whole thing.
- "America!"
1119
00:45:58,255 --> 00:46:01,966
Well, I mean, it is kind
of a nice idea, you know?
1120
00:46:01,967 --> 00:46:03,551
All the different
people together.
1121
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:07,680
What? All right.
What... what would Dad do?
1122
00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:09,557
- Come on.
- I don't know. I don't actually know.
1123
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:10,850
Yes, you fucking do, man!
1124
00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:11,851
The guy in the pocket.
1125
00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:12,935
The guy that's gonna
answer our calls.
1126
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:15,146
The fucking guy
printing US dollars.
1127
00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:16,481
This is all upside.
1128
00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:18,608
Apart from the matter of him
smashing the country to pieces.
1129
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,818
God! Don't be
such a fucking prissy...
1130
00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:23,029
Okay, maybe we could
deal with a dose of that, right?
1131
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,864
Like a nice little dose
of the frighteners?
1132
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,073
Wind shit back 20?
1133
00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:28,701
You know one of those fucking
guys pushed my daughter.
1134
00:46:28,702 --> 00:46:31,121
- She's okay?
- If we do this...
1135
00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:34,749
people... people
are gonna say shit.
1136
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,460
Yeah. We'll be in the West
Wing. Nothing matters, Ken.
1137
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:39,295
Nothing fucking
matters. Dad's dead,
1138
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,380
and the country's
just a big pussy
1139
00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:42,591
waiting to get fucked.
1140
00:46:44,219 --> 00:46:46,177
Fucking... action, okay?
1141
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:47,386
We can pay for any damages.
1142
00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:49,972
Let's just jam our fuckin'
heads in the bosom of history
1143
00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:51,891
and just...
1144
00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,393
Right? I mean... Or,
we sit on our hands
1145
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,145
like a couple of
damsels in distress,
1146
00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:59,106
and, you know, watch
our chance slip away.
1147
00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:02,443
PGN has a
major projection to announce,
1148
00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:05,279
and that is that Jeryd
Mencken will win Arizona.
1149
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,032
So, he is the winner
of 11 electoral votes
1150
00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:09,367
in Arizona...
1151
00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:11,452
- Hey.
- Hey.
1152
00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:13,829
Can we talk for a minute?
1153
00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:17,917
Yeah. We're fucked,
Ken. We're fucked.
1154
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,293
Because we called, it's fucked.
1155
00:47:19,294 --> 00:47:21,837
I don't know what we should
do. I feel like my head is just...
1156
00:47:21,838 --> 00:47:23,799
I... I can't... I can't...
1157
00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:27,176
get the scale
of it, what this is.
1158
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:28,928
I mean, we can recant, yeah?
1159
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:33,475
His team is being very direct.
They will block Matsson's deal.
1160
00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:35,935
Well, he says he will.
1161
00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:38,062
We call it for him, that
gives him legitimacy
1162
00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:39,063
to declare.
1163
00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:41,482
I mean, we're in bed
with him, I think, yeah?
1164
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:42,775
Yeah, I...
1165
00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:45,654
I mean, it'll get ground out in
the courts, whatever we say.
1166
00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:48,030
Sure, right. But...
1167
00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:49,950
Yeah, look, shall we be...
1168
00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:54,245
totally honest in here?
1169
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,455
I have sometimes felt
1170
00:47:56,456 --> 00:47:58,499
like I could do it.
1171
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:01,377
You know, like, I
should do it. Me.
1172
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:03,213
Just me.
1173
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,507
But I don't want
that to be an end
1174
00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:09,969
to the... the
family thing, right?
1175
00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:12,055
I would just... I would
like to be able to talk...
1176
00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:15,934
openly about that
feeling, maybe.
1177
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:19,604
Sure. Yeah, no, I
appreciate... I appreciate that.
1178
00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:23,190
Mencken is kinda Roman's
guy, so that's complicated.
1179
00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:26,986
- Yeah, right.
- And, honestly, I feel...
1180
00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:29,573
threatened, maybe, by
their relationship, and...
1181
00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:31,574
So I want...
1182
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,618
A piece of me wants
to not support that,
1183
00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:36,872
and that's maybe in there,
pulling away from Mencken.
1184
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:45,129
- But also, you're a good guy.
- Well, I don't know.
1185
00:48:45,130 --> 00:48:47,340
- Sure. You are.
- Thank you.
1186
00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:49,550
- I don't know.
- No, essentially, you're...
1187
00:48:49,551 --> 00:48:50,844
You're a good guy.
1188
00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:59,143
But we... we all wanna
stop Matsson, right?
1189
00:48:59,144 --> 00:49:01,980
That's the thing?
1190
00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:04,900
Yeah.
1191
00:49:05,859 --> 00:49:06,942
Go... go on.
1192
00:49:06,943 --> 00:49:09,529
Well, I think whatever...
1193
00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:14,325
Whatever advantage to us
as... as... as corporate players
1194
00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:15,535
in the short term...
1195
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,996
You know...
1196
00:49:18,997 --> 00:49:22,793
He's... Mencken's
the nightmare, yeah?
1197
00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,586
Plausible in a decadent era.
1198
00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:28,673
He says the bad shit,
he believes the bad shit.
1199
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:30,966
We wouldn't actually
be making him president.
1200
00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:33,469
Sure. We might not be
able to crown him, but we can...
1201
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,221
We can stop him.
1202
00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:37,974
He gets momentum
tonight, it makes it possible.
1203
00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:40,559
He needs our call.
1204
00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:52,406
I don't think I'm a
very good father.
1205
00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:58,911
You are. You're...
No, you're okay.
1206
00:49:58,912 --> 00:50:03,040
You've tried.
That's all we can do.
1207
00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:08,379
- Maybe the poison drips through.
- No. No. And you know what?
1208
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,631
I don't think even Dad
would back him tonight.
1209
00:50:10,632 --> 00:50:13,759
- He basically picked him.
- Sure, but we throw the papers
1210
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,094
and the whole thing in for him?
1211
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,388
And then in a... in a
month, a week from now,
1212
00:50:17,389 --> 00:50:18,639
the courts go the other way?
1213
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,683
It's... We're essentially
done as a news organization.
1214
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:22,518
It's just hard to think
1215
00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:24,396
we'd give it all
away to Matsson.
1216
00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:31,569
Could we try?
Could you try once?
1217
00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:35,615
Direct to Nate, to get something
from them to block the deal?
1218
00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:38,452
Yeah.
1219
00:50:40,954 --> 00:50:43,248
- Yeah.
- Sure.
1220
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,043
- One of these?
- Yeah.
1221
00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:50,672
You're a good guy.
1222
00:50:53,216 --> 00:50:54,217
Okay, yeah.
1223
00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,276
Hey, Nate.
1224
00:51:12,277 --> 00:51:16,072
Yeah, just calling with
a quick, check-in.
1225
00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:20,326
- Yeah.
- We're sorry. The number you have reached...
1226
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:22,536
- To be honest, just wondering if Jimenez...
- Is not in service.
1227
00:51:22,537 --> 00:51:25,617
- Please check the number, or try your call again.
- I don't know, could he...
1228
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:30,169
- So, um...
- Mencken now stands at 265...
1229
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:32,797
Yeah, Shiv's seeing what
we can get from the Dems.
1230
00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:34,507
Get the fuck out of here.
1231
00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:37,092
- Why? We got it.
- I really need to know what we're doing, guys.
1232
00:51:37,093 --> 00:51:38,844
If we're gonna stick
with Wisconsin...
1233
00:51:38,845 --> 00:51:42,125
- Okay, one moment. One moment, Tom. One moment.
- We're gonna stick...
1234
00:51:42,557 --> 00:51:45,476
So? You talk to him?
1235
00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:46,894
Yeah. I think there's...
1236
00:51:46,895 --> 00:51:48,395
there's... there's
something there.
1237
00:51:48,396 --> 00:51:51,732
- No, there's not.
- Like? Like?
1238
00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:54,693
Like, they might be...
They are... willing to think.
1239
00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:56,987
They might be,
or maybe they are,
1240
00:51:56,988 --> 00:51:58,948
willing to think. Maybe.
1241
00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,699
- That sounds like horseshit.
- No. Rome.
1242
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:02,535
They're just not so direct.
1243
00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:05,496
Yeah? I... I... I think we can
probably get 'em to stop it.
1244
00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:06,872
They
"probably." Yeah, go.
1245
00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:09,083
Sorry, no.
Game over. Bullshit.
1246
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:10,709
No. We have to call it.
1247
00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:12,837
- Mencken is rock-solid.
- Roman, even Dad...
1248
00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:15,047
Even... even Dad,
in this situation,
1249
00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:16,715
- would respect the process.
- No!
1250
00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:18,259
Dad did whatever
the fuck he wanted.
1251
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,553
He... One fax, he
took out a government.
1252
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:22,721
He did the "Fuck Lyle!" Send.
1253
00:52:22,722 --> 00:52:24,181
And that was it.
That's all it took.
1254
00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:26,308
Fucking Canada, here.
He didn't give a shit.
1255
00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,810
He liked stability,
Rome. He pushed,
1256
00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:29,103
but he didn't want
shit to unravel.
1257
00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:31,814
He... he helped end... I
mean, he ended wars.
1258
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:32,982
He ended wars that he started.
1259
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,233
He did whatever
the fuck he wanted.
1260
00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:35,985
What did they say, Shiv?
1261
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:37,528
Like, what did
Nate actually say?
1262
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,196
He said, they would talk,
1263
00:52:39,197 --> 00:52:40,990
and that they could
see the arguments,
1264
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:43,451
and I... I... I think
it's encouraging.
1265
00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:46,078
You felt like it
was encouraging? Wow!
1266
00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:47,580
It was. It
was encouraging.
1267
00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:49,790
It was a feeling. I
got something real.
1268
00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:51,792
This is fuckin' pointless.
1269
00:52:51,793 --> 00:52:53,377
- What a waste of time.
- What are you doing?
1270
00:52:53,378 --> 00:52:55,504
I'm gonna call. I...
I... I'm just gonna...
1271
00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:56,589
I'm gonna be very direct.
1272
00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:58,215
We just... we just
need a little bit more,
1273
00:52:58,216 --> 00:52:59,616
and, SHIV:
Don't call him.
1274
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,218
Why?
1275
00:53:01,219 --> 00:53:03,762
They're... They're busy.
1276
00:53:10,645 --> 00:53:13,898
Can't have
uncertainty. Can't. Fucking market.
1277
00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:16,650
The chaos of trying to
rerun an entire election
1278
00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:18,527
could just send the country
into meltdown, you know?
1279
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,321
- Okay. Bad faith argument.
- I'm telling you.
1280
00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:22,573
I'm just telling you. You
cannot have uncertainty.
1281
00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:24,575
- China is coming.
- "China is coming"?
1282
00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:26,745
- China's coming.
- China's already been. Next.
1283
00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:31,916
It's not like the
fucking "final" final anyway.
1284
00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,292
Okay? There's the court shit,
1285
00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:35,753
and it all kind of just
fuzzes along, you know?
1286
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:37,796
It's just a waste
of fucking time.
1287
00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:39,507
That we don't have, by the way.
1288
00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:44,803
Hey, Greg?
Can I ask you a question?
1289
00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:46,055
What's up?
1290
00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:48,807
Do you know if there's
something going on?
1291
00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:54,271
What else Nate and Gil and
fucking Jimenez offer you?
1292
00:53:54,272 --> 00:53:57,359
Unlimited social security
spending with this one weird trick?
1293
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:08,870
How was that call?
1294
00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:12,290
What'd you get? Whole
bunch of not much?
1295
00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:18,380
- What?
- "I think you're a good guy"?
1296
00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:23,258
Well... I
found it hard to get Nate,
1297
00:54:23,259 --> 00:54:24,843
so I summarized
some impressions.
1298
00:54:24,844 --> 00:54:28,139
Right, right, right.
Smart. Really good, Shiv.
1299
00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:30,683
But you lied.
1300
00:54:30,684 --> 00:54:32,017
Right?
1301
00:54:32,018 --> 00:54:33,852
She didn't get
anything from Nate.
1302
00:54:33,853 --> 00:54:35,521
- Really?
- She didn't speak to Nate.
1303
00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,314
And she's in with Matsson.
1304
00:54:37,315 --> 00:54:39,024
Sorry, what?
1305
00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:41,986
No, I... No.
1306
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:46,031
No. I... I... I... I did
what we all agreed to,
1307
00:54:46,032 --> 00:54:47,950
that I got close to him
so that I could help...
1308
00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:50,411
- Shiv's fucking us. Right, Shivy?
- Wow.
1309
00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:53,831
No. No! No, no,
no. I... I... I... I... I... I...
1310
00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:55,374
"I... I...
I... I... I..." -...was...
1311
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,292
I fucking some asked you
some real questions, Shiv.
1312
00:54:57,293 --> 00:54:58,544
I wondered why you
looked like a goose
1313
00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:01,005
trying to shit a house
brick, you piece of dirt.
1314
00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:03,841
Okay, what? You got yourself
a little fucking side deal here?
1315
00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:06,135
No. No. I have some
options. I... I was...
1316
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,970
I was going through with the plan.
1317
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:11,348
- And then you two...
- Well, Mencken. Mencken, right?
1318
00:55:11,349 --> 00:55:13,058
- Mencken.
- No! What?
1319
00:55:13,059 --> 00:55:14,810
Tom!
1320
00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:17,354
No! You even wanted to
push us out of the fucking nest.
1321
00:55:17,355 --> 00:55:19,356
- Sure, sis. Sure, sure, sure.
- Please! Ken.
1322
00:55:19,357 --> 00:55:21,525
Aside from all this,
this is not the right thing.
1323
00:55:21,526 --> 00:55:23,193
Aside from
the fact that you lied to us,
1324
00:55:23,194 --> 00:55:25,112
and that doing what you
want precisely plays into
1325
00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:27,865
- your own interests, yeah?
- And this doesn't? Yeah?
1326
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:31,410
Ken, please, come on.
Come on! Who are we?
1327
00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:33,037
Yeah. Will no one
think of the children?
1328
00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:35,039
You know what? No, I'm
not gonna let this happen.
1329
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,707
There comes a time...
1330
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:39,428
- "There comes a time..."
- when you have to stand up for what you...
1331
00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:41,336
Seriously. This is real.
1332
00:55:41,337 --> 00:55:42,755
Okay? I have a concern
1333
00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:44,673
for the state of the republic,
and... and pluralism and...
1334
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:46,467
- And the future of this country.
- I'm snoring.
1335
00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:47,801
- You're so boring.
- And it... It is real.
1336
00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:49,554
You're such
a bore, Shiv. Jesus.
1337
00:55:50,346 --> 00:55:53,849
- Fuck you. Ken?
- He's right.
1338
00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:56,643
Yeah. You're boring. And you
don't have a pass for in here.
1339
00:55:56,644 --> 00:55:59,021
Okay, well, fine. You know
what? I'm... Maybe I'll... I'll go pu...
1340
00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:00,230
I'll... I'll... I'll go public.
1341
00:56:00,231 --> 00:56:01,857
- Yeah?
- I'll go to the papers,
1342
00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,442
and people, and... and tell 'em
what you're actually fucking doing.
1343
00:56:03,443 --> 00:56:05,527
Wow. Well, if
you're gonna just be hysterical,
1344
00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:06,653
we're gonna have to, you know,
1345
00:56:06,654 --> 00:56:08,072
- ask you to leave.
- Fuck you!
1346
00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:09,740
People are trying to do
some serious work in here.
1347
00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:12,327
Fuck you. This is about
the future of the country.
1348
00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:14,995
No, I think it's
because you broke up
1349
00:56:14,996 --> 00:56:16,455
with your boyfriend.
1350
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,207
Jesus, you're a prick.
1351
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,416
Hello.
1352
00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:20,626
- Hey, Tom.
- Hey.
1353
00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:23,462
- So, call it. You can call it.
- No!
1354
00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:25,422
- We're calling it?
- Yeah. We called Wisconsin,
1355
00:56:25,423 --> 00:56:27,257
now we're gonna call
Arizona, so we call the election.
1356
00:56:27,258 --> 00:56:28,634
- We call the election?
- Call it.
1357
00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:30,844
- Call it.
- No. No, Tom. No.
1358
00:56:30,845 --> 00:56:32,971
You're making a
terrible mistake.
1359
00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:35,599
- Please don't.
- Hey, guys, it's not my call.
1360
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,975
It's not my call.
1361
00:56:36,976 --> 00:56:38,977
- It's your call. It's up to you.
- Okay? It's our call.
1362
00:56:38,978 --> 00:56:41,438
- If you say so, I say so.
- Call it. I say so.
1363
00:56:41,439 --> 00:56:43,816
Fucking Pontius Pilate.
1364
00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:45,651
No one cares.
No one... no one cares.
1365
00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,986
- Hey, yeah. Okay.
- Hey. Tell 'em I'm coming down.
1366
00:56:47,987 --> 00:56:50,948
Yes. We're gonna call it.
Yeah, we're calling for Mencken.
1367
00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:52,157
All right.
1368
00:56:52,158 --> 00:56:54,785
Okay. Tell 'em I'm
coming. All right. Okay.
1369
00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:56,830
- Great work, Tom.
- Thank you.
1370
00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:00,614
Good stuff. Great night.
1371
00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:09,884
- Fuck.
- You okay?
1372
00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:14,346
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I, I... I...
1373
00:57:14,347 --> 00:57:16,682
I have to go, um...
1374
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:20,228
tell them, I think... we're
calling it. For Mencken.
1375
00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:22,564
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
1376
00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:25,149
So...
1377
00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:26,275
- I should... I should...
- Right.
1378
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,902
I should go. I'll get
in trouble if I don't go.
1379
00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:31,613
Okay,
dude. I mean...
1380
00:57:31,614 --> 00:57:33,949
Yeah. I mean,
it's not really my choice,
1381
00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:35,450
- right? So...
- Sure.
1382
00:57:35,451 --> 00:57:38,412
- I mean, right. Yeah.
- Yeah.
1383
00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:39,913
I'm just... I'm
pressing the button.
1384
00:57:39,914 --> 00:57:41,456
Or I'm not even pressing
the button, I'm just...
1385
00:57:41,457 --> 00:57:45,002
I'm asking them to
prepare to press the button.
1386
00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:47,337
Right, and all
that does is just, like,
1387
00:57:47,338 --> 00:57:49,966
launch a nuclear attack.
1388
00:57:51,718 --> 00:57:53,302
So...
1389
00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:56,805
It's not gonna change
anything if I don't go. So...
1390
00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:59,433
- Couple minutes. So, I mean...
- Right, right.
1391
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:02,227
- You...
- But realistically...
1392
00:58:05,523 --> 00:58:07,233
Wow.
1393
00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:11,778
- Crazy.
- Yeah.
1394
00:58:11,779 --> 00:58:12,864
Crazy.
1395
00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:18,328
Crazy one.
1396
00:58:21,206 --> 00:58:23,958
So, Tom just told me.
1397
00:58:25,376 --> 00:58:27,587
Everybody, calling
it for Mencken.
1398
00:58:28,671 --> 00:58:29,797
He's calling it for Mencken.
1399
00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:33,300
- Everyone, yeah?
- So he said, yeah?
1400
00:58:33,301 --> 00:58:35,261
- I just said.
- I'm calling it for Mencken.
1401
00:58:36,012 --> 00:58:37,055
Okay?
1402
00:58:38,932 --> 00:58:40,600
- Okay.
- Okay, yeah.
1403
00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:44,311
Okay. Well, then, Dave?
1404
00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:46,897
Okay. Lydia, get
me "Mencken wins."
1405
00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:49,608
Get the ticker going
on, ATN Citizens.
1406
00:58:49,609 --> 00:58:52,695
Let the people know, two
mins, and ATN is gonna call it.
1407
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:55,781
We are gonna make this call now.
1408
00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:59,243
The ATN decision desk
has looked at the numbers
1409
00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:04,248
and is ready to declare
Arizona for Jeryd Mencken.
1410
00:59:04,249 --> 00:59:07,459
This means that Mencken
will be the next president
1411
00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:10,128
of the United States,
winning the most unreal,
1412
00:59:10,129 --> 00:59:12,923
surreal election we have
ever seen in this country.
1413
00:59:12,924 --> 00:59:14,967
His candidacy
starting in Virginia
1414
00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:16,134
only six months ago
1415
00:59:16,135 --> 00:59:18,512
against a dozen other
Republican candidates
1416
00:59:18,513 --> 00:59:19,680
in the wake of the president
1417
00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:22,140
saying he wasn't going
to run for re-election.
1418
00:59:22,141 --> 00:59:25,811
What started off as
an unlikely impossibility,
1419
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:28,355
now a reality, it is Mencken.
1420
00:59:28,356 --> 00:59:30,774
Well...
1421
00:59:30,775 --> 00:59:33,694
It's now clear I have won
1422
00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:37,239
sufficient electoral
votes to be declared
1423
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,158
the next president
of the United States.
1424
00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:44,664
And I find
the responsibility awesome!
1425
00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,791
Now, I know there
are some who feel
1426
00:59:47,792 --> 00:59:49,418
there is something
left to contest.
1427
00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:54,089
But votes have been cast,
votes have been tallied.
1428
00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:58,010
On another day, in another
time, they might have fallen
1429
00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:00,178
in another fashion.
1430
01:00:00,179 --> 01:00:01,638
The election has
been called for me
1431
01:00:01,639 --> 01:00:04,516
by an authority
of known integrity.
1432
01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:07,436
Maybe we should
get, um, like, a history guy?
1433
01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:09,229
You know, like a brain...
1434
01:00:09,230 --> 01:00:10,522
Like a real brainiac,
1435
01:00:10,523 --> 01:00:15,152
to say why this sort of thing
has happened in the past,
1436
01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:17,571
and that it'll all be fine?
1437
01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:21,200
{\an8}To my critics, I am
not a demagogue.
1438
01:00:22,076 --> 01:00:25,829
{\an8}I am a defender of democracy.
1439
01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:31,960
But democracy, it has this
tendency that we have to beware
1440
01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:34,296
to become mere transaction.
1441
01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:37,299
I give you this.
You give me that.
1442
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:42,888
{\an8}I come begging for your
vote. Welfare checkbook out.
1443
01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:45,724
Crowning the welfare
kings and queens
1444
01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:47,934
till everyone has
become a little tyrant,
1445
01:00:47,935 --> 01:00:49,187
crowned by the state.
1446
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:51,605
The model that I follow
1447
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:54,358
isn't from the
scorched marketplace,
1448
01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:58,570
where cunning men
haggle for the best price.
1449
01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:01,698
That's not me. The
democracy I believe in
1450
01:01:01,699 --> 01:01:04,410
is where a leader
emerged from the people,
1451
01:01:05,244 --> 01:01:07,704
willed almost into being,
1452
01:01:07,705 --> 01:01:09,873
brought forth by
the great sweetness
1453
01:01:09,874 --> 01:01:12,417
of the virtue of the
combined wisdom
1454
01:01:12,418 --> 01:01:15,421
of the good people
of this republic.
1455
01:01:16,672 --> 01:01:20,717
{\an8}Don't we long sometimes
for something clean
1456
01:01:20,718 --> 01:01:24,721
{\an8}once in this polluted land?
That's what I hope to bring.
1457
01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,265
{\an8}Not something grubby
with compromise.
1458
01:01:27,266 --> 01:01:30,477
{\an8}Something clean and
true, and refreshing.
1459
01:01:30,478 --> 01:01:32,604
He's a guy we can
do business with.
1460
01:01:32,605 --> 01:01:33,564
Yeah.
1461
01:01:33,565 --> 01:01:35,065
Something proud and pure...
1462
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:37,859
He'll play ball. You should
hear him talk semiconductors.
1463
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:40,821
- And God bless the United States of America.
- The market's holding the leash.
1464
01:01:40,822 --> 01:01:42,739
We just made a night of good TV.
1465
01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:45,493
That's what we've
done. Nothing happens.
1466
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,746
Things do happen, Rome.
1467
01:01:55,002 --> 01:01:56,254
President calling.
1468
01:01:58,464 --> 01:02:00,340
Yo, Hocus-POTUS.
1469
01:02:00,341 --> 01:02:02,676
Sitting in the POTUS
position. What's up?
1470
01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:04,469
Hey,
man. I... Look, no time.
1471
01:02:04,470 --> 01:02:07,889
But just... just thanks, yeah?
You and me, man. We'll go far.
1472
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:09,684
Over the road and into the bar.
1473
01:02:11,352 --> 01:02:13,895
An election unlike
anything we've ever seen,
1474
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:16,022
followed by a
speech for the ages...
1475
01:02:16,023 --> 01:02:18,900
The legal process
is gonna be lengthy.
1476
01:02:18,901 --> 01:02:20,610
When do you
think it'll all be over?
1477
01:02:20,611 --> 01:02:23,071
This... this could be going
on for the next three months.
1478
01:02:23,072 --> 01:02:24,114
Hey, Tom?
1479
01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:26,616
Your phone. It's,
it's red-hot, Tom.
1480
01:02:26,617 --> 01:02:29,828
It, A lot of very
important people are...
1481
01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:32,205
A lot of very important
people wanna scream at you.
1482
01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:33,790
But allegedly, allegedly...
1483
01:02:33,791 --> 01:02:35,125
This is a little pointed.
1484
01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:38,420
The call was made personally
by ATN boss Tom Wambsgans.
1485
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:41,506
Um... Darwin wants to
know when to do his caveats.
1486
01:02:41,507 --> 01:02:42,757
Is there time for him to do...
1487
01:02:42,758 --> 01:02:44,050
- No.
- No.
1488
01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,594
He was
given by his decision desk.
1489
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,221
So it's unclear whether
Wambsgans's alleged action
1490
01:02:48,222 --> 01:02:50,932
- was an error of judgment, or there was a personal...
- Hello? No.
1491
01:02:50,933 --> 01:02:53,393
Or political
dimension to the decision.
1492
01:02:53,394 --> 01:02:56,938
He is, of course, known to be
an associate of Jeryd Mencken.
1493
01:02:56,939 --> 01:02:59,649
Jesus fucking Christ.
What's going on?
1494
01:02:59,650 --> 01:03:02,402
Those funky numbers?
I'm sending you words, yeah?
1495
01:03:02,403 --> 01:03:04,154
Let's get 'em
out in the next 24.
1496
01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:07,324
- Lot of fucking news.
- You guys are crazy.
1497
01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:09,659
Yeah, it's more than
just fucking crazy, Lukas.
1498
01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:12,537
No, but this is crazy.
1499
01:03:12,538 --> 01:03:14,331
Yeah, well, we're gonna
do a number on 'em.
1500
01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:17,084
We're gonna fuck them so
hard. We're gonna fix this, yeah?
1501
01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:19,336
Fuck.
1502
01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:24,466
Can I come see the kids?
1503
01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:26,426
- They're asleep, Ken.
- Just... I know.
1504
01:03:26,427 --> 01:03:28,762
Yeah. Well, I can... I
can wait up for them.
1505
01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,388
I should be asleep,
1506
01:03:30,389 --> 01:03:32,265
but I... I can't.
1507
01:03:32,266 --> 01:03:34,392
Okay. I'll... I'll... I'll
see you tomorrow.
1508
01:03:34,393 --> 01:03:36,229
I'll see you
at the funeral, okay?
1509
01:03:47,281 --> 01:03:49,575
Some people
just can't cut a deal, Fikret.
1510
01:04:59,377 --> 01:05:01,377
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