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thank you

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i like your glasses

oh

oh

oh thanks dorky

thanks dorky

thanks dorky oh they're cute

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do i recognize you i

do i recognize you i

do i recognize you i i'm sure i've seen you somewhere before

chopsticks

chopsticks

chopsticks chopsticks

chopsticks

chopsticks no what's that it's a bar

no what's that it's a bar

no what's that it's a bar it's a

it's a

it's a gay bar

gay bar

gay bar oh

oh

oh no no you you definitely didn't see me

no no you you definitely didn't see me

no no you you definitely didn't see me there

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[Music] i like your accent

i like your accent

i like your accent thanks

thanks

thanks i like yours

i don't have one

i don't have one

i don't have one to me you do

want to have a baby

want to have a baby

want to have a baby [Music]

you did not say that thank you

you did not say that thank you

you did not say that thank you yeah

yeah

yeah pretty sure i did no no i think it took

pretty sure i did no no i think it took

pretty sure i did no no i think it took about two years to get to that stage i

about two years to get to that stage i

about two years to get to that stage i think we had a few obstacles to get

think we had a few obstacles to get

think we had a few obstacles to get through first

through first

through first like the whole

like the whole

like the whole girl on girl thing

girl on girl thing

girl on girl thing oh no i think we straddled that hub

oh no i think we straddled that hub

oh no i think we straddled that hub quite nicely

quite nicely

quite nicely yeah well

yeah well

yeah well it wasn't without its obstacles no

it wasn't without its obstacles no

it wasn't without its obstacles no like

like

like our first kiss

our first kiss

our first kiss i don't remember that

i don't remember that

i don't remember that no

no

no let me remind you

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it's so crazy how we can do this

it's so crazy how we can do this

it's so crazy how we can do this nowadays i mean we can actually find a

nowadays i mean we can actually find a

nowadays i mean we can actually find a father on a laptop spa madonna

father on a laptop spa madonna

father on a laptop spa madonna i'm really getting sick of saying the

i'm really getting sick of saying the

i'm really getting sick of saying the word sperm

look at that guy

look at that guy

look at that guy him

yeah yeah he's cute

yeah yeah he's cute

yeah yeah he's cute all right

all right

all right well there's dad

well there's dad

well there's dad wait a second

wait a second

wait a second we gotta read up on the guy like see

we gotta read up on the guy like see

we gotta read up on the guy like see what's going on okay well says he plays

what's going on okay well says he plays

what's going on okay well says he plays basketball

basketball

basketball he's a vegetarian

he's a vegetarian

he's a vegetarian and combined with you that baby will be

and combined with you that baby will be

and combined with you that baby will be half a vegetarian

oh wait look at this guy

is he

is he

is he chinese or something

chinese or something

chinese or something i don't know

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah mother japanese father german

mother japanese father german

mother japanese father german hmm

hmm

hmm wonderful

wonderful

wonderful our two greatest enemies

our two greatest enemies

our two greatest enemies it's not 1942 anymore

it's not 1942 anymore

it's not 1942 anymore well either way i gotta start taking

well either way i gotta start taking

well either way i gotta start taking notes okay well

notes okay well

notes okay well you take your notes

you take your notes

you take your notes and if you get bored

and if you get bored

and if you get bored i'm gonna be in the paint room

i'm gonna be in the paint room

i'm gonna be in the paint room come on babe i i'm not just doing this

come on babe i i'm not just doing this

come on babe i i'm not just doing this for me here this is for us oh i know but

for me here this is for us oh i know but

for me here this is for us oh i know but you can whittle it down

you can whittle it down

you can whittle it down i trust you you can think of yourself as

i trust you you can think of yourself as

i trust you you can think of yourself as a

a

a casting director right

casting director right

casting director right and then we'll pick together promise

and then we'll pick together promise

and then we'll pick together promise i love you

all right

all right

all right please stand on your mark and slate your

please stand on your mark and slate your

please stand on your mark and slate your name

name

name hello

hello

hello i'm jack hunky

i'm jack hunky

i'm jack hunky hmm

hmm

hmm hi jack

hi jack

hi jack let me see your profiles

let me see your profiles

let me see your profiles oh good good oh that's really nice

oh good good oh that's really nice

oh good good oh that's really nice no dropping pants

no dropping pants

no dropping pants [Music]

i'm not yours

i'm not yours

i'm not yours you're an open window

i'm a closed door

you're so optimistic

you're so optimistic

you're so optimistic [Music]

dry paint

dry paint

dry paint nice ass

kiss

kiss

kiss hey

hey

hey um

um

um i got up this morning i was thinking

i got up this morning i was thinking

i got up this morning i was thinking about something you know

about something you know

about something you know i was going over all those guys again

i was going over all those guys again

i was going over all those guys again you want the swimmer guy don't you

you want the swimmer guy don't you

you want the swimmer guy don't you what if we didn't go with any of them

what if we didn't go with any of them

what if we didn't go with any of them what you mean a new dining place

what you mean a new dining place

what you mean a new dining place well whenever we went with somebody

well whenever we went with somebody

well whenever we went with somebody you know we

you know we

you know we we actually know

we actually know

we actually know we found someone real

we found someone real

we found someone real [Music]

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[Music] what you mean

what you mean

what you mean actually get it from an

actually get it from an

actually get it from an actual bloke

actual bloke

actual bloke we actually not

we actually not

we actually not well last night you could hardly care

well last night you could hardly care

well last night you could hardly care about who i picked off that donor

about who i picked off that donor

about who i picked off that donor website no that's not i don't blame you

website no that's not i don't blame you

website no that's not i don't blame you it's weird

it's weird

it's weird i guess i just always thought i'd get

i guess i just always thought i'd get

i guess i just always thought i'd get pregnant the old-fashioned way

pregnant the old-fashioned way

pregnant the old-fashioned way that's something you're gonna miss

that's something you're gonna miss

that's something you're gonna miss no no

no

no

no just i wonder if it's something you'll

just i wonder if it's something you'll

just i wonder if it's something you'll ever miss

ever miss

ever miss you can't miss something that you've

you can't miss something that you've

you can't miss something that you've never wanted

you got someone in mind

like that

are you guys oppressed so to speak of

are you guys oppressed so to speak of

are you guys oppressed so to speak of this new nudity law in san francisco

this new nudity law in san francisco

this new nudity law in san francisco oh yeah yeah i am no law well now you

oh yeah yeah i am no law well now you

oh yeah yeah i am no law well now you can stretch your junk outside in the

can stretch your junk outside in the

can stretch your junk outside in the city no yeah no way and i'm the last guy

city no yeah no way and i'm the last guy

city no yeah no way and i'm the last guy to ask another guy to put their clothes

to ask another guy to put their clothes

to ask another guy to put their clothes back on but have you seen the people

back on but have you seen the people

back on but have you seen the people that are actually going with this trend

that are actually going with this trend

that are actually going with this trend i swear to god the law needs to be you

i swear to god the law needs to be you

i swear to god the law needs to be you get a trench coat

get a trench coat

get a trench coat six week diet plan and a workout at the

six week diet plan and a workout at the

six week diet plan and a workout at the gym yeah i walked outside of my building

gym yeah i walked outside of my building

gym yeah i walked outside of my building yesterday to a 65 year old jogger

yesterday to a 65 year old jogger

yesterday to a 65 year old jogger wearing only his ipad and tennis shoes

wearing only his ipad and tennis shoes

wearing only his ipad and tennis shoes you did

you did

you did was he cute

was he cute

was he cute i'm skipping lunch end of conversation

i'm skipping lunch end of conversation

i'm skipping lunch end of conversation yeah somewhat

yeah somewhat

yeah somewhat hey grandma

hey grandma

hey grandma these are my friends right here

these are my friends right here

these are my friends right here charlie and serena hi hi nice to meet

charlie and serena hi hi nice to meet

charlie and serena hi hi nice to meet you you want to offer them a cup of tea

you you want to offer them a cup of tea

you you want to offer them a cup of tea would you like to have a cup of tea i'm

would you like to have a cup of tea i'm

would you like to have a cup of tea i'm sorry no no no we're fine thank you okay

sorry no no no we're fine thank you okay

sorry no no no we're fine thank you okay no they don't drink tea grandma they're

no they don't drink tea grandma they're

no they don't drink tea grandma they're lesbians

i don't know what to do now

i don't know what to do now

i don't know what to do now don't wash my dishes grandma

lesbians don't drink tea

lesbians don't drink tea

lesbians don't drink tea when did your grandma get here she helps

when did your grandma get here she helps

when did your grandma get here she helps pay the rent and do chores

pay the rent and do chores

pay the rent and do chores you make eddie chores

you make eddie chores

you make eddie chores well what's she gonna do i mean

well what's she gonna do i mean

well what's she gonna do i mean it's either that it's back to stripping

it's either that it's back to stripping

it's either that it's back to stripping and i don't think she can pole dance

and i don't think she can pole dance

and i don't think she can pole dance anymore

anymore

anymore hey

hey

hey grandma grandma

hey grandma do me a pole dancing move

hey grandma do me a pole dancing move

hey grandma do me a pole dancing move show someone

all right grandma

all right grandma

all right grandma get out of here

get out of here

get out of here pole dancing

pole dancing

pole dancing what was he talking about

what was he talking about

what was he talking about i think she was getting a little antsy

i think she was getting a little antsy

i think she was getting a little antsy back in new york and

back in new york and

back in new york and she was sent out to check on me and

she was sent out to check on me and

she was sent out to check on me and had the last grandson and all that so

had the last grandson and all that so

had the last grandson and all that so i want to know why i haven't had any

i want to know why i haven't had any

i want to know why i haven't had any kids yet

kids yet

kids yet but um

but um

but um yeah so

how you know so what are you guys doing

how you know so what are you guys doing

how you know so what are you guys doing here anyway

here anyway

here anyway oh well we uh we wanted to ask you

oh well we uh we wanted to ask you

oh well we uh we wanted to ask you something

something

something yeah

yeah

yeah something that involves

something that involves

something that involves your sperm

your sperm

your sperm i'm really getting sick of that word

i'm really getting sick of that word

i'm really getting sick of that word now sis

now sis

now sis you're gonna have a gay guy impregnated

you're gonna have a gay guy impregnated

you're gonna have a gay guy impregnated a somewhat lesbian to have a child with

a somewhat lesbian to have a child with

a somewhat lesbian to have a child with her most definitely utterly completely

her most definitely utterly completely

her most definitely utterly completely lesbian girlfriend

lesbian girlfriend

lesbian girlfriend this is how the world is gonna rid

this is how the world is gonna rid

this is how the world is gonna rid itself of straight people

itself of straight people

itself of straight people what do you care you're asexual

what do you care you're asexual

what do you care you're asexual workaholics more like the term besides

workaholics more like the term besides

workaholics more like the term besides mom and dad are gonna be the ones that

mom and dad are gonna be the ones that

mom and dad are gonna be the ones that trip out on this

trip out on this

trip out on this they're still hoping that you're gonna

they're still hoping that you're gonna

they're still hoping that you're gonna bang your head again and someday

bang your head again and someday

bang your head again and someday rediscover the joys of the male anatomy

rediscover the joys of the male anatomy

rediscover the joys of the male anatomy oh

oh

oh i remember them well

i remember them well

i remember them well leo a woman's sexuality is a little bit

leo a woman's sexuality is a little bit

leo a woman's sexuality is a little bit more fluid than a man's

more fluid than a man's

more fluid than a man's hmm

hmm

hmm things like this happen

things like this happen

things like this happen anyway old news new news is this baby

anyway old news new news is this baby

anyway old news new news is this baby thing

thing

thing you think it's gonna go over like a bad

you think it's gonna go over like a bad

you think it's gonna go over like a bad meal who knows the last thing mom and

meal who knows the last thing mom and

meal who knows the last thing mom and dad want is to not be unconditionally

dad want is to not be unconditionally

dad want is to not be unconditionally loving parents in their neighbor's eyes

loving parents in their neighbor's eyes

loving parents in their neighbor's eyes so

so

so you have their reputation going for you

you have their reputation going for you

you have their reputation going for you well

well

well i'm not too concerned anyways we aren't

i'm not too concerned anyways we aren't

i'm not too concerned anyways we aren't kids anymore we grew up like a kids and

kids anymore we grew up like a kids and

kids anymore we grew up like a kids and if they want to be good parents they'll

if they want to be good parents they'll

if they want to be good parents they'll learn to be proud

learn to be proud

learn to be proud besides

besides

besides they got over you not going great on

they got over you not going great on

they got over you not going great on some of your bills

some of your bills

some of your bills i thought you promised not to bring that

i thought you promised not to bring that

i thought you promised not to bring that up again i'm so mad at you you're so

up again i'm so mad at you you're so

up again i'm so mad at you you're so mean dork

you really need a prius

you really need a prius

you really need a prius [Music]

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[Music] this

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um

um

um [Music]

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[Music] um

um

um [Music]

uh

uh

uh [Music]

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[Music] so

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sorry the door was open

sorry the door was open

sorry the door was open good

good

good and

and

and what's going on how's everything just

what's going on how's everything just

what's going on how's everything just good for dinner

good for dinner

good for dinner i'm not hungry no thanks

i'm not hungry no thanks

i'm not hungry no thanks you ever had a napkin

you ever had a napkin

you ever had a napkin well that's funny cause i got dinner

well that's funny cause i got dinner

well that's funny cause i got dinner planned so i'm not gonna

is that a penny

we keep them in the kitchen sometimes

we keep them in the kitchen sometimes

we keep them in the kitchen sometimes beautiful can i get a drink i need a

beautiful can i get a drink i need a

beautiful can i get a drink i need a drink

drink

drink i help you so

maybe i get used to this interruption

maybe i get used to this interruption

maybe i get used to this interruption thing

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you drink john

you drink john

you drink john when i'm nervous are about to get

when i'm nervous are about to get

when i'm nervous are about to get intimate

you're not looking to get intimate are

you're not looking to get intimate are

you're not looking to get intimate are you john

the other day when you came to me and

the other day when you came to me and

the other day when you came to me and you asked for my toothpaste

you asked for my toothpaste

you asked for my toothpaste i never thought anybody would ever ask

i never thought anybody would ever ask

i never thought anybody would ever ask me for something like that

me for something like that

me for something like that but i

but i

but i i went home and i thought about this

i went home and i thought about this

i went home and i thought about this when i moved from the east coast

when i moved from the east coast

when i moved from the east coast i wanted to go somewhere where i could

i wanted to go somewhere where i could

i wanted to go somewhere where i could think

think

think and try and find myself i mean you know

and try and find myself i mean you know

and try and find myself i mean you know i'm so confused

i'm so confused

i'm so confused so the thought of having a baby grow up

so the thought of having a baby grow up

so the thought of having a baby grow up what if it ends up confused like me

no it's we totally get it it's okay we

no it's we totally get it it's okay we

no it's we totally get it it's okay we we understand no wait a minute i'm not

we understand no wait a minute i'm not

we understand no wait a minute i'm not saying i'm not interested john if you

saying i'm not interested john if you

saying i'm not interested john if you weren't interested you wouldn't have

weren't interested you wouldn't have

weren't interested you wouldn't have accepted in the first place we get it

accepted in the first place we get it

accepted in the first place we get it it's cool you get it it's fine yeah

i'm starting to feel really crappy about

i'm starting to feel really crappy about

i'm starting to feel really crappy about this

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um

um

um [Music]

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[Music] you're still here oh yeah

you're still here oh yeah

you're still here oh yeah i took the day off

i took the day off

i took the day off i had a bunch of stuff i gotta take care

i had a bunch of stuff i gotta take care

i had a bunch of stuff i gotta take care of

of

of what's up

you know

this is funny how

this is funny how

this is funny how you can be raised in a family where you

you can be raised in a family where you

you can be raised in a family where you you're thinking your accomplishments

you're thinking your accomplishments

you're thinking your accomplishments before your eggs and ham every single

before your eggs and ham every single

before your eggs and ham every single morning

morning

morning and then you look back to the things

and then you look back to the things

and then you look back to the things that really matter and

that really matter and

that really matter and just somehow you never saw them through

hey

hey

hey we'll figure this out okay

we'll figure this out okay

we'll figure this out okay [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i'll see you tonight

i'll see you tonight

i'll see you tonight yeah

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[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

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[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

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[Music] [Applause]

good

i have to let you go

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josh

josh

josh it's josh

it's josh

it's josh okay okay okay this is awesome

okay okay okay this is awesome

okay okay okay this is awesome so girl gay girl combo choice number one

so girl gay girl combo choice number one

so girl gay girl combo choice number one is out that's no longer happening right

is out that's no longer happening right

is out that's no longer happening right okay now it's

okay now it's

okay now it's ex-boyfriend impregnate's ex-girlfriend

ex-boyfriend impregnate's ex-girlfriend

ex-boyfriend impregnate's ex-girlfriend so ex-girlfriend can have child baby

so ex-girlfriend can have child baby

so ex-girlfriend can have child baby with new girlfriends oh i don't even

with new girlfriends oh i don't even

with new girlfriends oh i don't even know if he would agree to it i haven't

know if he would agree to it i haven't

know if he would agree to it i haven't spoken him until like two years

spoken him until like two years

spoken him until like two years i'm just asking you what you're thinking

i'm just asking you what you're thinking

i'm just asking you what you're thinking truthfully yeah

truthfully yeah

truthfully yeah i still hope it doesn't work out because

i still hope it doesn't work out because

i still hope it doesn't work out because i can't wait to hear you next

i can't wait to hear you next

i can't wait to hear you next give me by my car and i'm just asking

give me by my car and i'm just asking

give me by my car and i'm just asking you what you are thinking

you what you are thinking

you what you are thinking advice but josh i think he's a great guy

advice but josh i think he's a great guy

advice but josh i think he's a great guy of course not as attractive as your

of course not as attractive as your

of course not as attractive as your current lover he had like one cold in

current lover he had like one cold in

current lover he had like one cold in the two years we dated

the two years we dated

the two years we dated that's just unheard of i mean that's a

that's just unheard of i mean that's a

that's just unheard of i mean that's a sturdy constitution strong antibodies

sturdy constitution strong antibodies

sturdy constitution strong antibodies he had strong hair big follicles that

he had strong hair big follicles that

he had strong hair big follicles that man was always in a good mood no matter

man was always in a good mood no matter

man was always in a good mood no matter what i mean that is just some serious

what i mean that is just some serious

what i mean that is just some serious cortisol and norepinephrine levels he's

cortisol and norepinephrine levels he's

cortisol and norepinephrine levels he's a person not a nutritional label right

a person not a nutritional label right

a person not a nutritional label right you know you know right i know i know

you know you know right i know i know

you know you know right i know i know i'm just

i'm just

i'm just you know he he was a well-made person so

you know he he was a well-made person so

you know he he was a well-made person so this whole family was and you just don't

this whole family was and you just don't

this whole family was and you just don't find that on the donor websites anymore

find that on the donor websites anymore

find that on the donor websites anymore so

so

so if josh has all this and that and

if josh has all this and that and

if josh has all this and that and everything

everything

everything yeah

yeah

yeah why did you leave him

your parents don't like being around us

your parents don't like being around us

your parents don't like being around us together too long do they

together too long do they

together too long do they no oh you know that's not it

no oh you know that's not it

no oh you know that's not it it's just that you know i had to be at

it's just that you know i had to be at

it's just that you know i had to be at islam before 10 pm so they get their

islam before 10 pm so they get their

islam before 10 pm so they get their complimentary massages

hey um have you heard from aaron lately

hey um have you heard from aaron lately

hey um have you heard from aaron lately erin

erin

erin no not in a couple of months

no not in a couple of months

no not in a couple of months quite

quite

quite just wondering i guess

just wondering i guess

just wondering i guess you know it's okay to be friends with

you know it's okay to be friends with

you know it's okay to be friends with your exes right

your exes right

your exes right yeah

yeah

yeah you don't think i still have feelings

you don't think i still have feelings

you don't think i still have feelings for errandy

for errandy

for errandy no i'm just i'd understand if he did

no i'm just i'd understand if he did

no i'm just i'd understand if he did she's hot

she's hot

she's hot okay

okay

okay this

this

this she's just a silly stripper

she's just a silly stripper

she's just a silly stripper yeah

yeah

yeah silly strippers

serena

serena

serena serena

i got another idea for a spongebob

i got another idea for a spongebob

i got another idea for a spongebob okay well you're saying sperm again so

okay well you're saying sperm again so

okay well you're saying sperm again so it must be good

it must be good

it must be good i don't even know if you would agree to

i don't even know if you would agree to

i don't even know if you would agree to something like this who

i got the idea to ask josh horn

joshua i mean i i know it's a silly idea

joshua i mean i i know it's a silly idea

joshua i mean i i know it's a silly idea but

but

but we're running out of options

we're running out of options

we're running out of options for your ex-boyfriend

i mean i know it i don't even know if

i mean i know it i don't even know if

i mean i know it i don't even know if you would agree to it it's just come on

you would agree to it it's just come on

you would agree to it it's just come on yeah

no i'm

no i'm

no i'm come on i want to hear it

come on i want to hear it

come on i want to hear it i want to know why the guy that you said

i want to know why the guy that you said

i want to know why the guy that you said like the bohemian poster child is going

like the bohemian poster child is going

like the bohemian poster child is going to be the right man to father your baby

to be the right man to father your baby

to be the right man to father your baby not father donor and not my baby our

not father donor and not my baby our

not father donor and not my baby our baby

baby

baby i i know i get it i said a lot of things

i i know i get it i said a lot of things

i i know i get it i said a lot of things i was

i was

i was hurt over love

you've said things about aaron before

you've said things about aaron before

you've said things about aaron before you know remember

you know remember

you know remember yeah she almost made me straight

yeah she almost made me straight

yeah she almost made me straight [Music]

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[Music] almost

almost

almost yeah well

yeah well

yeah well i get it we had our ups and downs but

i get it we had our ups and downs but

i get it we had our ups and downs but now we're seeing hairline

now we're seeing hairline

now we're seeing hairline it's important

serena you're going to be the one that

serena you're going to be the one that

serena you're going to be the one that carries this baby so

you're the one that should choose the

you're the one that should choose the

you're the one that should choose the father

father

father you know i wanted you to carry this

you know i wanted you to carry this

you know i wanted you to carry this child yeah

child yeah

child yeah we went over that once

some people have parents

some people have parents

some people have parents you know

you know

you know good or bad they have people to draw

good or bad they have people to draw

good or bad they have people to draw experiences from

i've told you before i wasn't i wasn't

i've told you before i wasn't i wasn't

i've told you before i wasn't i wasn't born i just

born i just

born i just i just woke up one day and i was an

i just woke up one day and i was an

i just woke up one day and i was an adult

there's no nurture in my blood

come on

come on

come on let's go get us a man to boss around

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this is where your ex-boyfriend lives

this is where your ex-boyfriend lives

this is where your ex-boyfriend lives well

well

well i guess the odds that josh is the next

i guess the odds that josh is the next

i guess the odds that josh is the next bill gates are out

bill gates are out

bill gates are out yeah

yeah

yeah i think his aspirations were always a

i think his aspirations were always a

i think his aspirations were always a little bit more creative than lucrative

little bit more creative than lucrative

little bit more creative than lucrative you know usually it's the girl turning

you know usually it's the girl turning

you know usually it's the girl turning up on the guy's porch and saying i want

up on the guy's porch and saying i want

up on the guy's porch and saying i want you to know i'm pregnant not i want you

you to know i'm pregnant not i want you

you to know i'm pregnant not i want you to know

to know

to know i want to get pregnant

you going in

we are going in

we are going in

we are going in oh hell no no i will help deliver the

oh hell no no i will help deliver the

oh hell no no i will help deliver the baby and all of that jazz but i am not

baby and all of that jazz but i am not

baby and all of that jazz but i am not going to help recruit the man

chicken

chicken

chicken no i understand it i get that i get it i

no i understand it i get that i get it i

no i understand it i get that i get it i gotta get it

he wasn't born that way i will give me

he wasn't born that way i will give me

he wasn't born that way i will give me another week another week that's all i

another week another week that's all i

another week another week that's all i need all right we'll go get him tiger

need all right we'll go get him tiger

need all right we'll go get him tiger never know we might get lucky might have

never know we might get lucky might have

never know we might get lucky might have a vial in his refrigerator

a vial in his refrigerator

a vial in his refrigerator no i i know i love you guys you guys are

no i i know i love you guys you guys are

no i i know i love you guys you guys are great

yeah i get it i get it i just told you i

yeah i get it i get it i just told you i

yeah i get it i get it i just told you i don't i'm not a people photographer you

don't i'm not a people photographer you

don't i'm not a people photographer you know i do landscapes and objects

know i do landscapes and objects

know i do landscapes and objects things that don't move

things that don't move

things that don't move right well you know people are just too

right well you know people are just too

right well you know people are just too hard for me to capture

hard for me to capture

hard for me to capture yeah well what i put a squirrel in the

yeah well what i put a squirrel in the

yeah well what i put a squirrel in the tree okay

tree okay

tree okay oh yeah i know but for 200 bucks what

oh yeah i know but for 200 bucks what

oh yeah i know but for 200 bucks what you know what do you expect ansel adams

okay well

okay well

okay well okay

right all right well i'll tell you what

right all right well i'll tell you what

right all right well i'll tell you what yeah i'm still down at the clothing

yeah i'm still down at the clothing

yeah i'm still down at the clothing store and you know they give me some

store and you know they give me some

store and you know they give me some some hours there so i'll uh

some hours there so i'll uh

some hours there so i'll uh yeah

can i

call you back in a minute

surprise

on girlfriend served on the silver

on girlfriend served on the silver

on girlfriend served on the silver platter

hi josh

hi josh

hi josh [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hi

this your place

this your place

this your place yeah i got some um

yeah i got some um

yeah i got some um i got some roommates but uh

i got some roommates but uh

i got some roommates but uh this is where it crashed

nice

serena

what are you doing out here

well i

is that me

oh that i was

oh that i was

oh that i was i was looking for that i was throwing

i was looking for that i was throwing

i was looking for that i was throwing all this stuff away and that was one of

all this stuff away and that was one of

all this stuff away and that was one of the things that i was gonna you know

the things that i was gonna you know

the things that i was gonna you know throw away

well

question for

you would you send me a cup of your

you would you send me a cup of your

you would you send me a cup of your i even feel awkward

what happened

what happened

what happened what i'll tell you there's a long

what i'll tell you there's a long

what i'll tell you there's a long waiting list or something

waiting list or something

waiting list or something it's really not a

it's really not a

it's really not a this was a dumb idea

this was a dumb idea

this was a dumb idea let's go

let's go

let's go hey

look no listen i no look

look no listen i no look

look no listen i no look okay i'll listen or or look

i

i

i i haven't seen you in a long time and

i haven't seen you in a long time and

i haven't seen you in a long time and then you just kind of

then you just kind of

then you just kind of show up here and

show up here and

show up here and i mean this whole idea of you

i mean this whole idea of you

i mean this whole idea of you handing me money and me handing you a

handing me money and me handing you a

handing me money and me handing you a cup of my

cup of my

cup of my look i i know i i probably didn't think

look i i know i i probably didn't think

look i i know i i probably didn't think it that far through and

it that far through and

it that far through and maybe i should have sat on the whole

maybe i should have sat on the whole

maybe i should have sat on the whole idea a little while longer

idea a little while longer

idea a little while longer before just going to look for you

why

why

why why me i don't understand i mean there's

why me i don't understand i mean there's

why me i don't understand i mean there's got to be a plenty of guys out there

got to be a plenty of guys out there

got to be a plenty of guys out there with a lot less qualities you dislike

with a lot less qualities you dislike

with a lot less qualities you dislike i don't dislike you

i don't dislike you

i don't dislike you josh

josh

josh look you

look you

look you have a lot of great qualities and

have a lot of great qualities and

have a lot of great qualities and you're good-natured uh i mean

you're good-natured uh i mean

you're good-natured uh i mean healthy

healthy

healthy i don't know maybe just seemed like a

i don't know maybe just seemed like a

i don't know maybe just seemed like a good candidate for

good candidate for

good candidate for more um josh's

well i'm i'm f i'm flattered i mean i i

well i'm i'm f i'm flattered i mean i i

well i'm i'm f i'm flattered i mean i i guess that's what i am i just

guess that's what i am i just

guess that's what i am i just can i have a day to think about this

can i have a day to think about this

can i have a day to think about this just

just

just yeah yeah of course of course uh

oh this is charlie

hi

hi

hi well this doesn't get any better for me

well this doesn't get any better for me

well this doesn't get any better for me all right my three beautiful women

all right my three beautiful women

all right my three beautiful women in the laundromat this is it right

in the laundromat this is it right

in the laundromat this is it right grandma hi

grandma hi

grandma hi all right yeah

all right yeah

all right yeah he folded

he folded

he folded you how beautiful you are

you how beautiful you are

you how beautiful you are john

john

john you don't need to keep flat throwing us

you don't need to keep flat throwing us

you don't need to keep flat throwing us we do still love you

we do still love you

we do still love you i can't stop thinking about this whole

i can't stop thinking about this whole

i can't stop thinking about this whole thing all right

thing all right

thing all right i just can't think straight about it

[Music]

that's right that's what i mean

that's right that's what i mean

that's right that's what i mean okay now you just go on the internet

okay now you just go on the internet

okay now you just go on the internet anonymously you have a one night stand

anonymously you have a one night stand

anonymously you have a one night stand we have a baby and that's a little less

we have a baby and that's a little less

we have a baby and that's a little less complicated right

complicated right

complicated right yeah we might not be going down that

yeah we might not be going down that

yeah we might not be going down that route anymore

route anymore

route anymore what do you mean

you spoke to your ex-boyfriend

really

i didn't know anything about this

why don't you think this is a little odd

why don't you think this is a little odd

why don't you think this is a little odd who did he accept

not yet

yeah thanks for reminding me okay look i

yeah thanks for reminding me okay look i

yeah thanks for reminding me okay look i was just

was just

was just saying because i thought you were going

saying because i thought you were going

saying because i thought you were going to go on some

to go on some

to go on some matchseaman.com website that's all can

matchseaman.com website that's all can

matchseaman.com website that's all can we just all shut the hell up and focus

we just all shut the hell up and focus

we just all shut the hell up and focus on the laundry okay

on the laundry okay

on the laundry okay hurry up grandma i gotta get out of here

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] another face in the crowd

but i've got my guitar

and i'm singing it out loud

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] i still

i don't know when my day will come

i don't know when my day will come

i don't know when my day will come [Music]

hello

hello

hello hey josh

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] uh-huh

oh oh my god

oh oh my god

oh oh my god yeah that i mean that that's that's

yeah that i mean that that's that's

yeah that i mean that that's that's great

great

great uh-huh

uh-huh

uh-huh

uh-huh you don't oh josh i can't even i can't

you don't oh josh i can't even i can't

you don't oh josh i can't even i can't even thank you enough

even thank you enough

even thank you enough yeah

yeah

yeah this will mean so much to us

okay

okay

okay thanks

thanks

thanks [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] wow

[Music]

it was a young boy

it was a young boy

it was a young boy [Music]

oh god really i i hope it's not me

oh god really i i hope it's not me

oh god really i i hope it's not me because i'm gonna look like a dirty maid

because i'm gonna look like a dirty maid

because i'm gonna look like a dirty maid now that is a series of paintings that i

now that is a series of paintings that i

now that is a series of paintings that i could get into okay listen we gotta get

could get into okay listen we gotta get

could get into okay listen we gotta get the boxes out of the attic and yeah i

the boxes out of the attic and yeah i

the boxes out of the attic and yeah i did it

did it

did it oh

oh

oh okay oh uh the guest room blinds we

okay oh uh the guest room blinds we

okay oh uh the guest room blinds we gotta fix that because the light comes

gotta fix that because the light comes

gotta fix that because the light comes right through yeah they're done

right through yeah they're done

right through yeah they're done really

really

really well thank you

well thank you

well thank you i appreciate it

i appreciate it

i appreciate it you uh

you uh

you uh want me to paint some fluffy clouds on

want me to paint some fluffy clouds on

want me to paint some fluffy clouds on the ceiling

the ceiling

the ceiling too i don't know maybe a baby mobile

too i don't know maybe a baby mobile

too i don't know maybe a baby mobile above his bed all right

above his bed all right

above his bed all right some fluffy toys

he's not the actual baby serena he's a

he's not the actual baby serena he's a

he's not the actual baby serena he's a houseguest he's coming for a couple of

houseguest he's coming for a couple of

houseguest he's coming for a couple of weeks he's going to be poked and prodded

weeks he's going to be poked and prodded

weeks he's going to be poked and prodded and

and

and he's maybe gonna

he's maybe gonna

he's maybe gonna become a cow to our dairy farm

become a cow to our dairy farm

become a cow to our dairy farm is there a no romance in this video

is that for

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you want to be

[Music]

want to see your room

want to see your room

want to see your room yeah

what do you think

what do you think

what do you think of what i'm in

so far

so far

so far i think he walks pretty good

i think he walks pretty good

i think he walks pretty good [Music]

[Music]

so you know um liam and i actually have

so you know um liam and i actually have

so you know um liam and i actually have offices down the street from each other

offices down the street from each other

offices down the street from each other i mean sometimes they feel like we're

i mean sometimes they feel like we're

i mean sometimes they feel like we're just like little kids again with the

just like little kids again with the

just like little kids again with the joining rooms oh yeah i get to see him

joining rooms oh yeah i get to see him

joining rooms oh yeah i get to see him so much it's awesome

so much it's awesome

so much it's awesome [Music]

thanks

thanks

thanks [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh you know he likes you

oh you know he likes you

oh you know he likes you leo does

leo does

leo does you know

you know

you know he always thought you were the cool

he always thought you were the cool

he always thought you were the cool brother that he never had not that i

brother that he never had not that i

brother that he never had not that i wasn't a cool sister and all but you

wasn't a cool sister and all but you

wasn't a cool sister and all but you know he just always needed that male

know he just always needed that male

know he just always needed that male energy or

energy or

energy or male

male

male camaraderie thing

camaraderie thing

camaraderie thing and that you know i'm just so girly

so uh josh

so uh josh

so uh josh what have you been up to lately

uh well

uh well

uh well since

since

since i last saw you

i last saw you

i last saw you i moved down to la for a while and

i moved down to la for a while and

i moved down to la for a while and tried to start a band

tried to start a band

tried to start a band a band

a band

a band yeah i always had a dream about

yeah i always had a dream about

yeah i always had a dream about doing the rock star in the road thing

doing the rock star in the road thing

doing the rock star in the road thing you know

you know

you know you played an

you played an

you played an instrument you uh

instrument you uh

instrument you uh you bought me a guitar for christmas one

you bought me a guitar for christmas one

you bought me a guitar for christmas one year remember

year remember

year remember i said sorry i mean i kind of got into

i said sorry i mean i kind of got into

i said sorry i mean i kind of got into it more later after

it more later after

it more later after that after i saw you and um

that after i saw you and um

that after i saw you and um uh you know sorry i gave me some focus

uh you know sorry i gave me some focus

uh you know sorry i gave me some focus and direction at the time and kind of

and direction at the time and kind of

and direction at the time and kind of gone more into the photography thing

gone more into the photography thing

gone more into the photography thing lately

lately

lately that's awesome i just

that's awesome i just

that's awesome i just kind of always thought you wanted to get

kind of always thought you wanted to get

kind of always thought you wanted to get into films

into films

into films um

um

um yeah well i tried that business those

yeah well i tried that business those

yeah well i tried that business those guys are like crazy and it's just it was

guys are like crazy and it's just it was

guys are like crazy and it's just it was too much

too much

too much gotcha so

gotcha so

gotcha so how did the very gothis thing pan out

how did the very gothis thing pan out

how did the very gothis thing pan out well three tours of gilroy

well three tours of gilroy

well three tours of gilroy five groupies and i got a music video

five groupies and i got a music video

five groupies and i got a music video path music video done i actually have it

path music video done i actually have it

path music video done i actually have it on dvd or if you guys want to check it

on dvd or if you guys want to check it

on dvd or if you guys want to check it out it's pretty good

out it's pretty good

out it's pretty good that's awesome

that's awesome

that's awesome that's really good i didn't even know

that's really good i didn't even know

that's really good i didn't even know you were so naturally talented in the

you were so naturally talented in the

you were so naturally talented in the things that i didn't know you were

things that i didn't know you were

things that i didn't know you were talented in

well not really but thanks

well not really but thanks

well not really but thanks well your family they must all have like

well your family they must all have like

well your family they must all have like this artistry going through them because

this artistry going through them because

this artistry going through them because well

well

well let's see my mom's a cpa my brother

let's see my mom's a cpa my brother

let's see my mom's a cpa my brother tests soil for construction company so

tests soil for construction company so

tests soil for construction company so i'm not

i'm not

i'm not yeah that's awesome that he doesn't you

yeah that's awesome that he doesn't you

yeah that's awesome that he doesn't you know that's really cool i just didn't

know that's really cool i just didn't

know that's really cool i just didn't even know he did those kind of things

even know he did those kind of things

even know he did those kind of things you're a love your job kind of guy then

i feel everybody who has passion should

i feel everybody who has passion should

i feel everybody who has passion should at least try and put it to work

at least try and put it to work

at least try and put it to work [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and what's your passions and

and what's your passions and

and what's your passions and an undesired commodity

an undesired commodity

an undesired commodity what then

what then

what then [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i feel if you've got passion

i feel if you've got passion

i feel if you've got passion somebody's gonna want it

somebody's gonna want it

somebody's gonna want it [Music]

right

right

right all right you know and sometimes you

all right you know and sometimes you

all right you know and sometimes you artists need a break from creating uh to

artists need a break from creating uh to

artists need a break from creating uh to make money and

make money and

make money and which really works out for this whole

which really works out for this whole

which really works out for this whole arrangement because

arrangement because

arrangement because you need money to keep creating and we

you need money to keep creating and we

you need money to keep creating and we need stuff

need stuff

need stuff to keep procreating

so

so

so how's the help

well uh good night josh uh sleep tight

well uh good night josh uh sleep tight

well uh good night josh uh sleep tight oh thanks

oh thanks

oh thanks you slept tight too or

you slept tight too or

you slept tight too or i mean you know i'm not saying you're

i mean you know i'm not saying you're

i mean you know i'm not saying you're gonna go to sleep but i'm just i'm just

gonna go to sleep but i'm just i'm just

gonna go to sleep but i'm just i'm just um yeah i am sleep all right

um yeah i am sleep all right

um yeah i am sleep all right i'll see you tomorrow

[Music]

hey

hey

hey hey

i thought how'd it go

i thought how'd it go

i thought how'd it go us

us

us it's not to oh

it's not to oh

it's not to oh that

that

that yeah well it's pretty good if you're a

yeah well it's pretty good if you're a

yeah well it's pretty good if you're a dart board

dart board

dart board well

well

well i guess we'll find out if you got any um

i guess we'll find out if you got any um

i guess we'll find out if you got any um uh

uh

uh stds

stds

stds i know

i know

i know you don't have to worry about that cause

you don't have to worry about that cause

you don't have to worry about that cause to get stds you gotta

what's with the dream

what's with the dream

what's with the dream i'm doing some graphics for this

i'm doing some graphics for this

i'm doing some graphics for this holistic massage place behind me it's

holistic massage place behind me it's

holistic massage place behind me it's it's not the

it's not the

it's not the happy ending kind of massage it's that

happy ending kind of massage it's that

happy ending kind of massage it's that regular the sad ending kind

well why the tree then

well why the tree then

well why the tree then oh cause it's it's called the treatment

oh cause it's it's called the treatment

oh cause it's it's called the treatment center you know they're like the green

center you know they're like the green

center you know they're like the green kind of people oh and so they want to

kind of people oh and so they want to

kind of people oh and so they want to have a tree in it but they also want to

have a tree in it but they also want to

have a tree in it but they also want to put a person in it and

you get in that tree

you get in that tree

you get in that tree oh no

oh no

oh no no no not me no no no come on get in the

no no not me no no no come on get in the

no no not me no no no come on get in the tree why not

tree why not

tree why not oh come on you remember i fell on my

oh come on you remember i fell on my

oh come on you remember i fell on my head cracked my skull open when i was

head cracked my skull open when i was

head cracked my skull open when i was eight

eight

eight oh

oh

oh and i thought you said you weren't good

and i thought you said you weren't good

and i thought you said you weren't good at

at

at shooting people anyways

shooting people anyways

shooting people anyways well

well

well you know we'll both confront our

you know we'll both confront our

you know we'll both confront our weaknesses

weaknesses

weaknesses oh no

oh no

oh no no thanks come on look at this anybody

no thanks come on look at this anybody

no thanks come on look at this anybody i'm gonna take a great picture of it

i'm gonna take a great picture of it

i'm gonna take a great picture of it it's gonna be you

it's gonna be you

it's gonna be you um

um

um thanks well

thanks well

thanks well maybe i'll hire you to take some

maybe i'll hire you to take some

maybe i'll hire you to take some pictures of charlie and i

ah

ah

ah she's a nice girl

she's a nice girl

she's a nice girl charlie

charlie

charlie yeah she's cool

yeah she's cool

yeah she's cool yeah angry

yeah angry

yeah angry [Music]

[Music]

[Music] she's um

what

well i was gonna

well i was gonna

well i was gonna i was gonna say she's not your type but

i was gonna say she's not your type but

i was gonna say she's not your type but then i don't think her entire body was

then i don't think her entire body was

then i don't think her entire body was your type

your type

your type why do you think she's my type

i

i

i i don't know i guess

i don't know i guess

i don't know i guess if i thought you were gonna go in that

if i thought you were gonna go in that

if i thought you were gonna go in that direction at any point i guess she

direction at any point i guess she

direction at any point i guess she wasn't the girl that i necessarily

wasn't the girl that i necessarily

wasn't the girl that i necessarily pictured you going after

pictured you going after

pictured you going after and what type of girl do you see me

and what type of girl do you see me

and what type of girl do you see me going after

well that's kind of hard to pinpoint

well that's kind of hard to pinpoint

well that's kind of hard to pinpoint because truthfully

because truthfully

because truthfully you're going after somebody else wasn't

you're going after somebody else wasn't

you're going after somebody else wasn't something i thought a lot but too much

i got to ask you something

i got to ask you something

i got to ask you something what

are you with charlie

charlie what i

charlie what i

charlie what i are you with charlie because i

are you with charlie because i

are you with charlie because i had asked i because i wanted you and i

had asked i because i wanted you and i

had asked i because i wanted you and i what

how

how

how what

what

what are you with charlie because i asked you

are you with charlie because i asked you

are you with charlie because i asked you to have a threesome

you never told me that you had a

you never told me that you had a

you never told me that you had a three-way

three-way

three-way you

you

you well it was more of a two and a half way

well it was more of a two and a half way

well it was more of a two and a half way look i was up for the whole idea only i

look i was up for the whole idea only i

look i was up for the whole idea only i brought in somebody that was a little

brought in somebody that was a little

brought in somebody that was a little bit more hardcore than you and

bit more hardcore than you and

bit more hardcore than you and poor little josh doesn't end up getting

poor little josh doesn't end up getting

poor little josh doesn't end up getting a live show

a live show

a live show not that he was complaining much

not that he was complaining much

not that he was complaining much so that is the little experience that

so that is the little experience that

so that is the little experience that you told me about when we met

you told me about when we met

you told me about when we met yeah that was it

yeah that was it

yeah that was it only now he's wondering if he's the one

only now he's wondering if he's the one

only now he's wondering if he's the one that led me down the path of least

that led me down the path of least

that led me down the path of least resistance

resistance

resistance a typical bloke to think it was somehow

a typical bloke to think it was somehow

a typical bloke to think it was somehow him that made you want to be with a

him that made you want to be with a

him that made you want to be with a woman

woman

woman he's not like that look

he's not like that look

he's not like that look he was probably just trying to make

he was probably just trying to make

he was probably just trying to make something better that he knew was

something better that he knew was

something better that he knew was already falling apart and

already falling apart and

already falling apart and now he's just

now he's just

now he's just trying to piece it all together

trying to piece it all together

trying to piece it all together serena you are

serena you are

serena you are here with me because you want to be

here with me because you want to be

here with me because you want to be right

right

right i mean that's

i mean that's

i mean that's it's not even a question for you is it

it's not even a question for you is it

it's not even a question for you is it charlie don't think like that okay

charlie don't think like that okay

charlie don't think like that okay he's here because

he's here because

he's here because simply i want him to get me pregnant

simply i want him to get me pregnant

simply i want him to get me pregnant good

good

good because for a minute i thought it was

because for a minute i thought it was

because for a minute i thought it was something immoral

what are you doing in here

what are you doing in here

what are you doing in here that was really interesting

that was really interesting

that was really interesting saw this uh

saw this uh

saw this uh dolly parton

dolly parton

dolly parton and what

and what

and what it reminds me of a dolly parton it's a

it reminds me of a dolly parton it's a

it reminds me of a dolly parton it's a rose

rose

rose i was taking this botanical semester for

i was taking this botanical semester for

i was taking this botanical semester for this charcoal class one time and they

this charcoal class one time and they

this charcoal class one time and they studied this sucker to death but it was

studied this sucker to death but it was

studied this sucker to death but it was kind of struck me that way it's like uh

kind of struck me that way it's like uh

kind of struck me that way it's like uh i said what was it uh warm climates it's

i said what was it uh warm climates it's

i said what was it uh warm climates it's kind of like an orange

kind of like an orange

kind of like an orange it's not finished

oh

oh

oh sorry

sorry

sorry i got a lot of fish songs you know

i got a lot of fish songs you know

i got a lot of fish songs you know sometimes things take time

sometimes things take time

sometimes things take time look josh

look josh

look josh you're a guest in my house and

you're a guest in my house and

you're a guest in my house and everything and i really appreciate you

everything and i really appreciate you

everything and i really appreciate you helping us

helping us

helping us but please don't go looking through

but please don't go looking through

but please don't go looking through people's private things

people's private things

people's private things sorry this is

sorry this is

sorry this is this is walking by

okay

all right okay

he's looking through my stuff

he's looking through my stuff

he's looking through my stuff what was that

what was that

what was that your boyfriend

looking through my paintings

i want you to tell him that if he has

i want you to tell him that if he has

i want you to tell him that if he has even a cold sore show up on those tests

even a cold sore show up on those tests

even a cold sore show up on those tests tomorrow he is heading straight back to

tomorrow he is heading straight back to

tomorrow he is heading straight back to that arc honey by the sea

that arc honey by the sea

that arc honey by the sea charlie it's just one painting

charlie it's just one painting

charlie it's just one painting just one painting

it's really you have memories don't you

it's really you have memories don't you

it's really you have memories don't you now if all those memories were wiped

now if all those memories were wiped

now if all those memories were wiped from your mind

from your mind

from your mind would you be the same person again

i have

i have

i have one

one

one real memory of my dad

real memory of my dad

real memory of my dad and

and

and it's of a place that he

it's of a place that he

it's of a place that he took me to in this city

took me to in this city

took me to in this city maybe half a dozen times

and it was our magic place

and it was where we went just to be

and it was where we went just to be

and it was where we went just to be ourselves

and when he died he took that place

and when he died he took that place

and when he died he took that place he took that place and he took all of

he took that place and he took all of

he took that place and he took all of its magic with him because i was too

its magic with him because i was too

its magic with him because i was too young to even remember where it was

so i move halfway across the world

and sometimes i still take a different

and sometimes i still take a different

and sometimes i still take a different route home from work

route home from work

route home from work just in case i

just in case i

just in case i i find it again

i find it again

i find it again and all i have to remember

and all i have to remember

and all i have to remember that place why is those painting

and you tell me it's

and you tell me it's

and you tell me it's just a painting

just a painting

just a painting it's not just a painting

let me show you

let me show you

let me show you do like that okay

do like that okay

do like that okay that's the folk that's said focus right

that's the folk that's said focus right

that's the folk that's said focus right there okay you can try it if you want

there okay you can try it if you want

there okay you can try it if you want just hit the button there okay

just hit the button there okay

just hit the button there okay i i like to get a camera

i i like to get a camera

i i like to get a camera yeah

yeah

yeah it's pretty cool taking pictures of your

it's pretty cool taking pictures of your

it's pretty cool taking pictures of your friends you know

friends you know

friends you know yeah

yeah

yeah people are a little harder you know it's

people are a little harder you know it's

people are a little harder you know it's kind of hard to

kind of hard to

kind of hard to get them in the best light all the time

get them in the best light all the time

get them in the best light all the time you know

you know

you know really

guess you just gotta try

you seen the thing in the center there

you seen the thing in the center there

you seen the thing in the center there just kind of focusing it up in the

just kind of focusing it up in the

just kind of focusing it up in the middle that'll do yeah

middle that'll do yeah

middle that'll do yeah yeah you just snap away

all right well um thanks for your time

all right well um thanks for your time

all right well um thanks for your time appreciate it no problem

appreciate it no problem

appreciate it no problem i guess i'll see you around yeah see me

i guess i'll see you around yeah see me

i guess i'll see you around yeah see me around trees

around trees

around trees keeps on taking pictures of trees yeah i

keeps on taking pictures of trees yeah i

keeps on taking pictures of trees yeah i guess i'll see you later all right take

guess i'll see you later all right take

guess i'll see you later all right take care watch out for the wolves okay

care watch out for the wolves okay

care watch out for the wolves okay i'm not gonna i'm not gonna give you

i'm not gonna i'm not gonna give you

i'm not gonna i'm not gonna give you credit for that shot i'm gonna use it

credit for that shot i'm gonna use it

credit for that shot i'm gonna use it i'm just kidding it's just a joke it's a

i'm just kidding it's just a joke it's a

i'm just kidding it's just a joke it's a photographer i really don't even care oh

photographer i really don't even care oh

photographer i really don't even care oh okay

hey

hey

hey who's um who's that

who's um who's that

who's um who's that that is a future gang banger who just

that is a future gang banger who just

that is a future gang banger who just had like a minute of hope in his life

had like a minute of hope in his life

had like a minute of hope in his life wow you could use just a little bit more

wow you could use just a little bit more

wow you could use just a little bit more optimism

optimism

optimism speaking of which um i got your test

speaking of which um i got your test

speaking of which um i got your test results back and you're all good you're

results back and you're all good you're

results back and you're all good you're one clean guy

one clean guy

one clean guy ah let me see that let me see that

uh appetizers b negative

uh appetizers b negative

uh appetizers b negative htlv negative

htlv negative

htlv negative cytomeg lavorious

cytomeg lavorious

cytomeg lavorious negative

negative

negative hallelujah

hallelujah

hallelujah cystic fibrosis is negative i had no

cystic fibrosis is negative i had no

cystic fibrosis is negative i had no idea what

idea what

idea what thalamicia is but i'm glad i don't have

thalamicia is but i'm glad i don't have

thalamicia is but i'm glad i don't have it

it

it it's good

it's good

it's good glad to hear it

glad to hear it

glad to hear it fine so

so

so

so you want to go celebrate

you want to go celebrate

you want to go celebrate okay sounds good just um uh i'll take

okay sounds good just um uh i'll take

okay sounds good just um uh i'll take you out to dinner that sushi place you

you out to dinner that sushi place you

you out to dinner that sushi place you keep talking about you know that uh

keep talking about you know that uh

keep talking about you know that uh you want to take me to

you want to take me to

you want to take me to listen josh now that you're

listen josh now that you're

listen josh now that you're clean and healthy i think there's a few

clean and healthy i think there's a few

clean and healthy i think there's a few other steps we need to talk about

other steps we need to talk about

other steps we need to talk about all right but we're not exactly gonna do

all right but we're not exactly gonna do

all right but we're not exactly gonna do that before dinner are we so

charlie may be a woman josh

charlie may be a woman josh

charlie may be a woman josh but i'm with her

but i'm with her

but i'm with her maybe somehow this doesn't feel real to

maybe somehow this doesn't feel real to

maybe somehow this doesn't feel real to you because she's not a guy

you because she's not a guy

you because she's not a guy she's as real as any guy i've ever known

i'm gonna get up in that tree

i'm gonna get up in that tree

i'm gonna get up in that tree and take some risks huh

and take some risks huh

and take some risks huh why not

why not

why not life's holding them right

all right you're gonna

all right you're gonna

all right you're gonna have to help me here

have to help me here

have to help me here oh

god you see they don't like me going up

god you see they don't like me going up

god you see they don't like me going up here it's all right one step it's an

here it's all right one step it's an

here it's all right one step it's an angle okay

angle okay

angle okay okay

okay

okay

okay that's good that's good

all right that's good

all right that's good

all right that's good let's get this on

how's this

how's this

how's this oh yeah look at you oop i gotta get my

oh yeah look at you oop i gotta get my

oh yeah look at you oop i gotta get my i'm sitting on here oh you look great

hey uh i was sorry about um

hey uh i was sorry about um

hey uh i was sorry about um charlie's paintings and whatever

charlie's paintings and whatever

charlie's paintings and whatever happened that day

happened that day

happened that day oh

oh

oh it's fine she's just

it's fine she's just

it's fine she's just they're important to her

they're important to her

they're important to her she lose somebody

how do you know

how you just tell

her father

her father

her father he died when she was 10.

he died when she was 10.

he died when she was 10. they used to travel here all the time

they used to travel here all the time

they used to travel here all the time for business and he'd take her along

for business and he'd take her along

for business and he'd take her along and then he'd take her to some park or

and then he'd take her to some park or

and then he'd take her to some park or something

so

so

so all those broken images you see are just

all those broken images you see are just

all those broken images you see are just her trying to recall the one place you

her trying to recall the one place you

her trying to recall the one place you remember sharing with him

what

well

well

well i don't know if it ever actually really

i don't know if it ever actually really

i don't know if it ever actually really existed or is it something that

existed or is it something that

existed or is it something that jim needs to remember

it's real

you don't search that hard for something

you don't search that hard for something

you don't search that hard for something that's not real

i think i'm ready to get down

i think i'm ready to get down

i think i'm ready to get down nope

no

all right

all right

all right thanks you're welcome

thanks you're welcome

thanks you're welcome hey listen um

hey listen um

hey listen um tomorrow with my parents

tomorrow with my parents

tomorrow with my parents let's just um keep that whole donating

let's just um keep that whole donating

let's just um keep that whole donating thing off the table okay

thing off the table okay

thing off the table okay uh we're gonna do the uh the old x drops

uh we're gonna do the uh the old x drops

uh we're gonna do the uh the old x drops in the town routine huh

hey

hey

hey sorry i didn't

sorry i didn't

sorry i didn't yeah thought that was serena

yeah thought that was serena

yeah thought that was serena no

no

no no is that i was actually looking for

no is that i was actually looking for

no is that i was actually looking for the kitchen i was just trying to

the kitchen i was just trying to

the kitchen i was just trying to catch him that way

so confusing in here sometimes

so confusing in here sometimes

so confusing in here sometimes well

i just i want to raise a toast and say

i just i want to raise a toast and say

i just i want to raise a toast and say i'm so happy i am at them

that was well done

um i was just i'm really

um i was just i'm really

um i was just i'm really so happy that my parents came to visit

so happy that my parents came to visit

so happy that my parents came to visit and have my brother with me and

and have my brother with me and

and have my brother with me and um my charlie

um my charlie

um my charlie and best friends

and best friends

and best friends and old friends

and old friends

and old friends so josh so what what brought you back up

so josh so what what brought you back up

so josh so what what brought you back up here

here

here well actually it was so weird because

well actually it was so weird because

well actually it was so weird because we just happened to run into each other

we just happened to run into each other

we just happened to run into each other and just no wait a minute

and just no wait a minute

and just no wait a minute you stop touching me now

you stop touching me now

you stop touching me now did you tell him about the

did you tell him about the

did you tell him about the anime

anime

anime [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i was just gonna tell him about that

i was just gonna tell him about that

i was just gonna tell him about that time when he got so drunk

time when he got so drunk

time when he got so drunk what's wrong no did i do anything wrong

what's wrong no did i do anything wrong

what's wrong no did i do anything wrong you kind of did i'm not used to this

you kind of did i'm not used to this

you kind of did i'm not used to this kind of touching all the time what i'm

kind of touching all the time what i'm

kind of touching all the time what i'm showing you affection that's all yeah

showing you affection that's all yeah

showing you affection that's all yeah it's too much girl's parents are here

it's too much girl's parents are here

it's too much girl's parents are here can you step away a little bit

can you step away a little bit

can you step away a little bit so uh remind me of your your first names

so uh remind me of your your first names

so uh remind me of your your first names again i'm not so good with names

again i'm not so good with names

again i'm not so good with names ben

ben

ben ben and

ben and

ben and john ben and john i should be able to

john ben and john i should be able to

john ben and john i should be able to remember that

remember that

remember that yeah it's easy like bj

yeah it's easy like bj

yeah it's easy like bj [Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you so much yeah yeah thank you

thank you so much yeah yeah thank you

thank you so much yeah yeah thank you are you kidding me she said she's

are you kidding me she said she's

are you kidding me she said she's commented on my hair like ten times are

commented on my hair like ten times are

commented on my hair like ten times are you kidding me that's what you expect

you kidding me that's what you expect

you kidding me that's what you expect her to do you know when she says she

her to do you know when she says she

her to do you know when she says she likes something that means she hates it

likes something that means she hates it

likes something that means she hates it so josh it's great to see you

so josh it's great to see you

so josh it's great to see you so nice to see you yeah it was great to

so nice to see you yeah it was great to

so nice to see you yeah it was great to see you guys you never changed you're so

see you guys you never changed you're so

see you guys you never changed you're so sweet josh i am okay you look really

sweet josh i am okay you look really

sweet josh i am okay you look really well

well

well you're still digging on my sister huh

you're still digging on my sister huh

you're still digging on my sister huh wow

wow

wow that was pretty weird living in the same

that was pretty weird living in the same

that was pretty weird living in the same room for the girl that you're totally

room for the girl that you're totally

room for the girl that you're totally want and knowing she's completely

want and knowing she's completely

want and knowing she's completely shacking up with another hot chick no

shacking up with another hot chick no

shacking up with another hot chick no but like what do you do to get her back

but like what do you do to get her back

but like what do you do to get her back do you act more masculine or you act

do you act more masculine or you act

do you act more masculine or you act more feminine it's like hard to figure

more feminine it's like hard to figure

more feminine it's like hard to figure out

out

out and you too josh we'll have to facebook

and you too josh we'll have to facebook

and you too josh we'll have to facebook friend each other

friend each other

friend each other oh no that's really unnecessary okay

oh no that's really unnecessary okay

oh no that's really unnecessary okay pretty funny mom

pretty funny mom

pretty funny mom why are you being so jealous

why are you being so jealous

why are you being so jealous not jealous yeah you are

not jealous yeah you are

not jealous yeah you are these are my friends oh my god

these are my friends oh my god

these are my friends oh my god here we go i can't believe you're such

here we go i can't believe you're such

here we go i can't believe you're such an ass right now

this is not working out

this is not working out

this is not working out i guess not

i guess not

i guess not serena honey i miss our museum trip so

serena honey i miss our museum trip so

serena honey i miss our museum trip so much

much

much um yeah anytime you just let me know

um yeah anytime you just let me know

um yeah anytime you just let me know you're the busy one who your favorite

you're the busy one who your favorite

you're the busy one who your favorite artist and leslie

artist and leslie

artist and leslie oh uh matisse um

oh uh matisse um

oh uh matisse um i actually studied my teeth in college

i actually studied my teeth in college

i actually studied my teeth in college i didn't did matisse for my last

i didn't did matisse for my last

i didn't did matisse for my last semester in college in art college

semester in college in art college

semester in college in art college i love his work that's that's sweet so

i love his work that's that's sweet so

i love his work that's that's sweet so so uh

so uh

so uh can we plan something i'd love to

can we plan something i'd love to

can we plan something i'd love to the three of us you me and leo like all

the three of us you me and leo like all

the three of us you me and leo like all the time yeah well let's bring charlie i

the time yeah well let's bring charlie i

the time yeah well let's bring charlie i mean she could teach us a few things

mean she could teach us a few things

mean she could teach us a few things just maybe the three of us i thought for

just maybe the three of us i thought for

just maybe the three of us i thought for just a

just a

just a moment this is too much for me what too

moment this is too much for me what too

moment this is too much for me what too much what that's exactly what it says in

much what that's exactly what it says in

much what that's exactly what it says in the stages of of of coming out

the stages of of of coming out

the stages of of of coming out oh my god what are you my therapist now

oh my god what are you my therapist now

oh my god what are you my therapist now john we're just touching what are you

john we're just touching what are you

john we're just touching what are you talking about just touching all of a

talking about just touching all of a

talking about just touching all of a sudden that's acceptable

sudden that's acceptable

sudden that's acceptable what was i sticking my tongue down your

what was i sticking my tongue down your

what was i sticking my tongue down your throat or something like that straight

throat or something like that straight

throat or something like that straight to tongue with you right

to tongue with you right

to tongue with you right so i really want to hear more about your

so i really want to hear more about your

so i really want to hear more about your photos

photos

photos um well i've actually took a couple of

um well i've actually took a couple of

um well i've actually took a couple of her while i was here and they looked

her while i was here and they looked

her while i was here and they looked really cool you know you know

really cool you know you know

really cool you know you know irene you used to take the best photos

irene you used to take the best photos

irene you used to take the best photos of you two together

of you two together

of you two together oh yeah

please have my back you're my brother i

please have my back you're my brother i

please have my back you're my brother i do have you but do me a favor don't

do have you but do me a favor don't

do have you but do me a favor don't climb me out i won't call you out but

climb me out i won't call you out but

climb me out i won't call you out but next time you do dinner party take a

next time you do dinner party take a

next time you do dinner party take a cooking class first okay

cooking class first okay

cooking class first okay i am loving this guys honestly it's

i am loving this guys honestly it's

i am loving this guys honestly it's really don't make it like a cucumber you

really don't make it like a cucumber you

really don't make it like a cucumber you do look cute john

do look cute john

do look cute john giant rethinking that

all right we can we can talk

all right we can we can talk

all right we can we can talk you want to go in the other you want to

you want to go in the other you want to

you want to go in the other you want to go in the kitchen and talk how about the

go in the kitchen and talk how about the

go in the kitchen and talk how about the bedroom

bedroom

bedroom so what have you been up to lately

so what have you been up to lately

so what have you been up to lately charlie um i mean i'm just i'm still

charlie um i mean i'm just i'm still

charlie um i mean i'm just i'm still working at the um

working at the um

working at the um tattoo parlor

tattoo parlor

tattoo parlor uh so i

uh so i

uh so i wanted to know more about what what

wanted to know more about what what

wanted to know more about what what you're doing creatively you were always

you're doing creatively you were always

you're doing creatively you were always so creative

you know there's a couple pieces that

you know there's a couple pieces that

you know there's a couple pieces that charlie has

charlie has

charlie has that i looked at

that i looked at

that i looked at and i thought

and i thought

and i thought should be in a museum

should be in a museum

should be in a museum no seriously she does there's one though

no seriously she does there's one though

no seriously she does there's one though she's got a real eye

she's got a real eye

she's got a real eye for dimension you know because then in

for dimension you know because then in

for dimension you know because then in the thai culture there's a an art to

the thai culture there's a an art to

the thai culture there's a an art to taking two dimension and making it look

taking two dimension and making it look

taking two dimension and making it look almost kind of three-dimensional she's

almost kind of three-dimensional she's

almost kind of three-dimensional she's actually kind of got a skill like that

actually kind of got a skill like that

actually kind of got a skill like that but i think it's pretty impressive so

but i think it's pretty impressive so

but i think it's pretty impressive so wow you're i don't know about that

wow you're i don't know about that

wow you're i don't know about that you're so creative josh

you're so creative josh

you're so creative josh well

well

well so is charlie i really can't wait to see

so is charlie i really can't wait to see

so is charlie i really can't wait to see your photos you will have to send me

your photos you will have to send me

your photos you will have to send me some

some

some facebook

facebook

facebook your mom and i have

your mom and i have

your mom and i have a long drive yeah about four hour drive

a long drive yeah about four hour drive

a long drive yeah about four hour drive so you know i get a little bit of a

so you know i get a little bit of a

so you know i get a little bit of a migraine you know just he wants you no

migraine you know just he wants you no

migraine you know just he wants you no no no i i have my own name she's gonna

no no i i have my own name she's gonna

no no i i have my own name she's gonna sleep in the car

you'll be fine i do like the cut honey

you'll be fine i do like the cut honey

you'll be fine i do like the cut honey oh good you look great

oh good you look great

oh good you look great your straps out a little bit maybe yeah

your straps out a little bit maybe yeah

your straps out a little bit maybe yeah yeah so we'll have to hopefully

yeah so we'll have to hopefully

yeah so we'll have to hopefully if you like your hair i can give you

if you like your hair i can give you

if you like your hair i can give you something yeah i'm like no

something yeah i'm like no

something yeah i'm like no yeah i'm fine oh she should be fine

yeah i'm fine oh she should be fine

yeah i'm fine oh she should be fine she's sure do you know when she says

she's sure do you know when she says

she's sure do you know when she says she's fine she's not fine no i'm fine

i have stuff here i mean it's perfectly

i have stuff here i mean it's perfectly

i have stuff here i mean it's perfectly okay you're making my head worse darling

okay you're making my head worse darling

okay you're making my head worse darling it's

it's

it's pounding okay i'm just trying to help

pounding okay i'm just trying to help

pounding okay i'm just trying to help no it's good i'll be fine you know i

no it's good i'll be fine you know i

no it's good i'll be fine you know i don't know maybe it was something in the

don't know maybe it was something in the

don't know maybe it was something in the suit

[Music]

[Music]

so

so

so [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] so

ugh i gotta get this uncomfortable dress

ugh i gotta get this uncomfortable dress

ugh i gotta get this uncomfortable dress off

i'm going out

i didn't know you were taking those

i didn't know you were taking those

i didn't know you were taking those sneaky photographs are you talking about

you have to show them to me

you have to show them to me

you have to show them to me i'd like to see him

all right i'll say to him to you

i think he was he was drinking a little

i think he was he was drinking a little

i think he was he was drinking a little nutrition don't walk out there

nutrition don't walk out there

nutrition don't walk out there that'd be nice you know

yes yes

yes

hey how's it going

hey how's it going

hey how's it going all right

all right

all right what are you doing here i just saw you

what are you doing here i just saw you

what are you doing here i just saw you walked off so i thought

walked off so i thought

walked off so i thought you know

you know

you know come on say hi

all right you feeling okay you feel all

all right you feeling okay you feel all

all right you feeling okay you feel all right

right

right how you feeling

how you feeling

how you feeling it's all feeling right

you're taking the you're going to take

you're taking the you're going to take

you're taking the you're going to take the train i'm going to walk you'll walk

you live far from here

10 minutes that way

10 minutes that way

10 minutes that way [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] wow

wow

wow you know those girls are my best friends

you know those girls are my best friends

you know those girls are my best friends right

yeah

what you guys are getting into means a

what you guys are getting into means a

what you guys are getting into means a lot to them

yeah

yeah

yeah i know

i know

i know it's an honor you know that

yeah i get i get the it's an honor

yeah i got it

yeah i got it

yeah i got it [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you look like a straight-up guy to me

you look like a straight-up guy to me

you look like a straight-up guy to me but let me tell you something decisions

but let me tell you something decisions

but let me tell you something decisions are difficult

are difficult

are difficult i agree

i agree

i agree even the easy ones

even the easy ones

even the easy ones you know

you know

you know you want to go to a strip joint or you

you want to go to a strip joint or you

you want to go to a strip joint or you want to go to a volleyball court

want to go to a volleyball court

want to go to a volleyball court they may seem easy on the surface but

they may seem easy on the surface but

they may seem easy on the surface but even those that got repercussions

even those that got repercussions

even those that got repercussions i'm a repercussed person josh

i'm a repercussed person josh

i'm a repercussed person josh i've been repercussed

i've been repercussed

i've been repercussed because of my decisions you understand

sometimes the most difficult choice josh

sometimes the most difficult choice josh

sometimes the most difficult choice josh is

is

is making a choice

am i making myself clear

am i making myself clear

am i making myself clear [Music]

these are cool dogs

are way to drink

are way to drink

are way to drink what

what

what wanna get a drink

wait a minute

our babies grown up

one

oh brother

oh brother

oh brother well

well

well i'm just reading the do's and don'ts on

i'm just reading the do's and don'ts on

i'm just reading the do's and don'ts on the sprung donut thing

the sprung donut thing

the sprung donut thing do you miss her don't be a diner for

do you miss her don't be a diner for

do you miss her don't be a diner for your ex-girlfriend pop

your ex-girlfriend pop

your ex-girlfriend pop no rock

parking is available

parking is available

parking is available hello that

you need to have a minimum of 48 to 72

you need to have a minimum of 48 to 72

you need to have a minimum of 48 to 72 hours abstinence because this will

hours abstinence because this will

hours abstinence because this will provide the specimen with the highest

provide the specimen with the highest

provide the specimen with the highest optimal sperm count

optimal sperm count

optimal sperm count if the specimen is provided with less

if the specimen is provided with less

if the specimen is provided with less abstinence in 48 hours the sperm count

abstinence in 48 hours the sperm count

abstinence in 48 hours the sperm count will be decreased by varying percentages

will be decreased by varying percentages

will be decreased by varying percentages and therefore may not be approved by the

and therefore may not be approved by the

and therefore may not be approved by the vasv quality standards

he's been here for three days

he's been here for three days

he's been here for three days so

so

so also he can't have done

oh no he wouldn't have

oh no he wouldn't have

oh no he wouldn't have no way

was outside the bathroom when i was

was outside the bathroom when i was

was outside the bathroom when i was taking a shower

taking a shower

taking a shower he was white and i think he thought it

he was white and i think he thought it

he was white and i think he thought it was you

really

well i mean you're you're just gonna

well i mean you're you're just gonna

well i mean you're you're just gonna have to ask him

have to ask him

have to ask him i can't do that of course you can

i can't do that of course you can

i can't do that of course you can what's the problem it's

what's the problem it's

what's the problem it's are you more comfortable with the

are you more comfortable with the

are you more comfortable with the vernacular

vernacular

vernacular i know say

i know say

i know say been answering the ponophone lately josh

been answering the ponophone lately josh

been answering the ponophone lately josh been

been

been walking willy the one i'd wonder worm

walking willy the one i'd wonder worm

walking willy the one i'd wonder worm spanking the monkey

spanking the monkey

spanking the monkey or shaking hands with the

or shaking hands with the

or shaking hands with the unemployed i'm gonna have time to do it

unemployed i'm gonna have time to do it

unemployed i'm gonna have time to do it hand to glass in combat

hand to glass in combat

hand to glass in combat doing the roman helmet rumba

squeezing the cream from the flesh

squeezing the cream from the flesh

squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie

twinkie

twinkie oh god that is disgusting

did you sleep okay

did you sleep okay

did you sleep okay yeah that's fine thanks

yeah that's fine thanks

yeah that's fine thanks because we

because we

because we kind of just fell asleep on no i think

kind of just fell asleep on no i think

kind of just fell asleep on no i think we must have just fallen right asleep

we must have just fallen right asleep

we must have just fallen right asleep there

there

there yeah we did eye on him i was just out he

yeah we did eye on him i was just out he

yeah we did eye on him i was just out he was pretty tired and tired really tired

was pretty tired and tired really tired

was pretty tired and tired really tired last night it's been from walking a lot

last night it's been from walking a lot

last night it's been from walking a lot because we just kept walking the whole

because we just kept walking the whole

because we just kept walking the whole time we did right

time we did right

time we did right i don't think we did anything else we

i don't think we did anything else we

i don't think we did anything else we just walked

just walked

just walked around town it's cool i needed some

around town it's cool i needed some

around town it's cool i needed some exercise

exercise

exercise a little bit to drink and that was it's

a little bit to drink and that was it's

a little bit to drink and that was it's pretty good

pretty good

pretty good that's why

that's why

that's why you know say things when you're drunk so

you know say things when you're drunk so

you know say things when you're drunk so it's kind of funny but it's all good

it's kind of funny but it's all good

it's kind of funny but it's all good it's all good you know you forget those

it's all good you know you forget those

it's all good you know you forget those kind of nights i didn't really say

kind of nights i didn't really say

kind of nights i didn't really say anything cause i was sleeping

babe

babe

babe come on we've gotta go

sorry i just had to pack a few things

sorry i just had to pack a few things

sorry i just had to pack a few things food and stuff so

food and stuff so

food and stuff so food and stuff this is josh in the porn

food and stuff this is josh in the porn

food and stuff this is josh in the porn rag room it's not shakespeare in the

rag room it's not shakespeare in the

rag room it's not shakespeare in the park

park

park i know it this is for later i just i

i know it this is for later i just i

i know it this is for later i just i thought we'd go to petaluma after he's

thought we'd go to petaluma after he's

thought we'd go to petaluma after he's done

done

done such a girl

such a girl

such a girl [Music]

[Music]

[Music] josh

hey we gotta go yeah yeah right right

hey we gotta go yeah yeah right right

hey we gotta go yeah yeah right right just a minute just a minute

just a minute just a minute

just a minute just a minute [Music]

[Music]

[Music] are you okay

are you okay

are you okay fine fine

fine fine

fine fine no you're not i know you better than

no you're not i know you better than

no you're not i know you better than that so what is it

that so what is it

that so what is it well

well

well it's just

it's just

it's just do you have any idea what they call

do you have any idea what they call

do you have any idea what they call these rooms i gotta go into

masturbatoriums

masturbatoriums

masturbatoriums exactly now i gotta go down there strut

exactly now i gotta go down there strut

exactly now i gotta go down there strut through this long white hall with these

through this long white hall with these

through this long white hall with these hot nurses and there's not nurses i know

hot nurses and there's not nurses i know

hot nurses and there's not nurses i know i'm just i'm just doing that so i can

i'm just i'm just doing that so i can

i'm just i'm just doing that so i can deal with this for a minute so i gotta

deal with this for a minute so i gotta

deal with this for a minute so i gotta go down this hall with some somewhat

go down this hall with some somewhat

go down this hall with some somewhat good-looking women

good-looking women

good-looking women to a room with a neon sign above it that

to a room with a neon sign above it that

to a room with a neon sign above it that says masturbatorium

says masturbatorium

says masturbatorium but come on that's like a freudian

but come on that's like a freudian

but come on that's like a freudian nightmare

nightmare

nightmare josh

josh

josh did you not think this through

did you not think this through

did you not think this through i thought

i thought

i thought it through most of it

it through most of it

it through most of it look i don't remember you ever having a

look i don't remember you ever having a

look i don't remember you ever having a problem being naked in front of anybody

problem being naked in front of anybody

problem being naked in front of anybody yes exactly if nurse hottie were to come

yes exactly if nurse hottie were to come

yes exactly if nurse hottie were to come into that room with me you could sell

into that room with me you could sell

into that room with me you could sell freaking tickets

freaking tickets

freaking tickets i mean as a matter of fact i think with

i mean as a matter of fact i think with

i mean as a matter of fact i think with that slight adjustment business would be

that slight adjustment business would be

that slight adjustment business would be a booming down at the bay area sperm

a booming down at the bay area sperm

a booming down at the bay area sperm bank

bank

bank josh how did you think this sperm was

josh how did you think this sperm was

josh how did you think this sperm was going to get in me

going to get in me

going to get in me [Music]

look if he doesn't want to do it then we

look if he doesn't want to do it then we

look if he doesn't want to do it then we just kick him and his gun shy great

just kick him and his gun shy great

just kick him and his gun shy great white knuckler out of here

white knuckler out of here

white knuckler out of here enough with the euphemisms i'm sorry

i don't know

uh maybe the reality of it all just hit

uh maybe the reality of it all just hit

uh maybe the reality of it all just hit him you know

him you know

him you know a week ago he was just an artist roaming

a week ago he was just an artist roaming

a week ago he was just an artist roaming free and

free and

free and wow

oh look

oh look

oh look well

well

well we can do this at home

we can do this at home

we can do this at home it's a

it's a

it's a punch in the munchkin home kit

i'm sorry i just i just wanted to use

i'm sorry i just i just wanted to use

i'm sorry i just i just wanted to use that one

that one

that one yeah i mean we can do this here he

yeah i mean we can do this here he

yeah i mean we can do this here he doesn't have to go into the office that

doesn't have to go into the office that

doesn't have to go into the office that means

means

means we have another option

we have another option

we have another option yeah but we have an hour to get it to

yeah but we have an hour to get it to

yeah but we have an hour to get it to the office

the office

the office we can make a straight shot down the

we can make a straight shot down the

we can make a straight shot down the freeway

freeway

freeway sorry i'm just visualizing us shooting

sorry i'm just visualizing us shooting

sorry i'm just visualizing us shooting down the freeway

down the freeway

down the freeway we can do it

we can do it

we can do it we can do it

i'm driving

i'm driving

i'm driving you're holding it

you're holding it

you're holding it this is so much better

well even i know he's not going to want

well even i know he's not going to want

well even i know he's not going to want us standing out here

us standing out here

us standing out here looking yes

looking yes

looking yes i can hear you

this is not so much better

this is not so much better

this is not so much better we can get nurses outfits

okay

you don't have to do this if you don't

you don't have to do this if you don't

you don't have to do this if you don't want to

it's not it

because if there was a time to go josh

because if there was a time to go josh

because if there was a time to go josh it would be now

you know there are

you know there are

you know there are ledges in life that we walk on and

sometimes if you cross over one

sometimes if you cross over one

sometimes if you cross over one it's bloody hard to get back

it's bloody hard to get back

it's bloody hard to get back [Music]

i used to think i could see those ledges

i used to think i could see those ledges

i used to think i could see those ledges pretty well you know

and sometimes life is sort of

and sometimes life is sort of

and sometimes life is sort of you know screws up your depth perception

you know screws up your depth perception

you know screws up your depth perception or something

or something

or something [Music]

[Music]

[Music] what is this about

what is this about

what is this about i don't know exactly

i don't know exactly

i don't know exactly he'll have to know

he'll have to know

he'll have to know he always used to leave now notes said

he always used to leave now notes said

he always used to leave now notes said they were more personal than phone

they were more personal than phone

they were more personal than phone messages

this note said if two walk east three

this note said if two walk east three

this note said if two walk east three blocks then two turn

blocks then two turn

blocks then two turn right four blocks then two will become

right four blocks then two will become

right four blocks then two will become three

three

three that's horrible

that's horrible

that's horrible well there he is mr notes r us

you figured it out

you figured it out

you figured it out i wouldn't go that far

yeah um

yeah um

yeah um why are we here josh what's with the

why are we here josh what's with the

why are we here josh what's with the park

park

park okay well first off i brought you here

okay well first off i brought you here

okay well first off i brought you here because i wanted to apologize

because i wanted to apologize

because i wanted to apologize for the other day

for the other day

for the other day uh because i didn't read the fine print

uh because i didn't read the fine print

uh because i didn't read the fine print and uh kind of threw me off

and uh kind of threw me off

and uh kind of threw me off this clinical thing

this clinical thing

this clinical thing i don't know maybe i just need to wrap

i don't know maybe i just need to wrap

i don't know maybe i just need to wrap my head around a little bit

my head around a little bit

my head around a little bit but in the meantime i thought maybe

but in the meantime i thought maybe

but in the meantime i thought maybe possibly we could do a little bonding

possibly we could do a little bonding

possibly we could do a little bonding bonding

bonding

bonding like

like

like like what kind of binding

like what kind of binding

like what kind of binding well

well

well in some countries they chopped down

in some countries they chopped down

in some countries they chopped down trees to bond but i didn't think you

trees to bond but i didn't think you

trees to bond but i didn't think you know berkeley would be too good with

know berkeley would be too good with

know berkeley would be too good with that so i got a better idea

that so i got a better idea

that so i got a better idea sports

josh sports

josh sports

josh sports and in honor of our british team here i

and in honor of our british team here i

and in honor of our british team here i brought along a soccer ball or better

brought along a soccer ball or better

brought along a soccer ball or better known your country as a footballer

known your country as a footballer

known your country as a footballer yeah we're not german and that's not

yeah we're not german and that's not

yeah we're not german and that's not football

this

this

this are you sure

are you sure

are you sure i'm sure i don't know it's a little

i'm sure i don't know it's a little

i'm sure i don't know it's a little round like a football it's got air in it

round like a football it's got air in it

round like a football it's got air in it it bounces

it bounces

it bounces it's pretty similar

it's pretty similar

it's pretty similar don't discriminate

you do realize you've totally just met

you do realize you've totally just met

you do realize you've totally just met your match

your match

your match oh

oh

oh badass all right

badass all right

badass all right oh

oh

oh i shouldn't fall

[Music]

you show me you show me i'll show you

you show me you show me i'll show you

you show me you show me i'll show you how we do it in north america

how we do it in north america

how we do it in north america [Music]

[Music]

watch out watch out watch out

watch out watch out watch out

watch out watch out watch out [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you get it i was cheating

you get it i was cheating

you get it i was cheating all right come on ready this is called

all right come on ready this is called

all right come on ready this is called uh

uh

uh didn't work out

didn't work out

didn't work out no you don't yeah

[Music]

where's the balloon

where's the balloon

where's the balloon [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you're not gonna make a good mommy

[Music]

[Music]

like what are you doing

like what are you doing

like what are you doing seriously man i've been dying to ask you

seriously man i've been dying to ask you

seriously man i've been dying to ask you that like what are you doing

that like what are you doing

that like what are you doing with what what do you mean you know this

with what what do you mean you know this

with what what do you mean you know this thing with serena and charlie it's for

thing with serena and charlie it's for

thing with serena and charlie it's for real right they're like they're

real right they're like they're

real right they're like they're they're each others i mean

they're each others i mean

they're each others i mean this isn't like a college

this isn't like a college

this isn't like a college experiment or anything like that

experiment or anything like that

experiment or anything like that i mean i guess i get does not college

i mean i guess i get does not college

i mean i guess i get does not college experiment okay well i spend a lot of

experiment okay well i spend a lot of

experiment okay well i spend a lot of time with her

time with her

time with her you know and i believe me i believe in

you know and i believe me i believe in

you know and i believe me i believe in lesbian love now for real so

lesbian love now for real so

lesbian love now for real so they're

they're

they're they're the real deal man i mean you you

they're the real deal man i mean you you

they're the real deal man i mean you you get it right

get it right

get it right i mean okay yeah i mean

i mean okay yeah i mean

i mean okay yeah i mean yeah cool cool well we're cool brother

yeah cool cool well we're cool brother

yeah cool cool well we're cool brother all right man cool

all right man cool

all right man cool all right no problem

all right no problem

all right no problem no problem all right everybody see me

no problem all right everybody see me

no problem all right everybody see me you want to race back to the car i'll go

you want to race back to the car i'll go

you want to race back to the car i'll go ahead man i'll actually i'm gonna get a

ahead man i'll actually i'm gonna get a

ahead man i'll actually i'm gonna get a drink of water all right

drink of water all right

drink of water all right see you back there all right see ya

see you back there all right see ya

see you back there all right see ya see ya

[Music]

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hey serena and charlie it's uh

hey serena and charlie it's uh

hey serena and charlie it's uh josh

um

um

um i'm sure you noticed that uh

i'm sure you noticed that uh

i'm sure you noticed that uh my stuff was gone

my stuff was gone

my stuff was gone and um

i was gonna leave you guys a note but i

i was gonna leave you guys a note but i

i was gonna leave you guys a note but i just

just

just [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i couldn't think of anything witty to

i couldn't think of anything witty to

i couldn't think of anything witty to say

so i guess this is my

so i guess this is my

so i guess this is my next bravest step

next bravest step

next bravest step [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you both

you both

you both uh

uh

uh you're really something

you're really something

you're really something i

i

i i came in not

i came in not

i came in not knowing what to expect from you two and

knowing what to expect from you two and

knowing what to expect from you two and i guess i'm leaving not knowing what to

i guess i'm leaving not knowing what to

i guess i'm leaving not knowing what to expect from me

i am

i am

i am flattered and

flattered and

flattered and honored that you felt i was

that i was worthy of this great thing

that i was worthy of this great thing

that i was worthy of this great thing that you two are doing

and i'm sorry if i

and i'm sorry if i

and i'm sorry if i didn't live up to that

didn't live up to that

didn't live up to that [Music]

[Music]

[Music] but i wish you both the best

because if anybody's capable of it

because if anybody's capable of it

because if anybody's capable of it it's you too

it's you too

it's you too [Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay

okay

okay bye

[Music]

[Music]

sure

you're starting to be too nice to meet

you're starting to be too nice to meet

you're starting to be too nice to meet grandma no i'm not being nice to you i'm

grandma no i'm not being nice to you i'm

grandma no i'm not being nice to you i'm telling you that that's the way i see it

you think i would be a good father

you think i would be a good father

you think i would be a good father grandma

grandma

grandma i think you'd have things to learn but

i think you'd have things to learn but

i think you'd have things to learn but so does every dad

so does every dad

so does every dad and uh there's those things that

and uh there's those things that

and uh there's those things that we had that come up that are unexpected

we had that come up that are unexpected

we had that come up that are unexpected and you're pretty good in an emergency

and you're pretty good in an emergency

and you're pretty good in an emergency i don't think i can handle emergencies

i don't think i can handle emergencies

i don't think i can handle emergencies grandma

grandma

grandma oh well

oh well

oh well you don't have to worry about

you don't have to worry about

you don't have to worry about emergencies if they come you have a

emergencies if they come you have a

emergencies if they come you have a react you know you go for it right there

react you know you go for it right there

react you know you go for it right there and then that's all there is to it

and then that's all there is to it

and then that's all there is to it i mean you don't have to even think

i mean you don't have to even think

i mean you don't have to even think about it at a time

about it at a time

about it at a time because you don't know when it's going

because you don't know when it's going

because you don't know when it's going to happen

to happen

to happen you don't know what it's going to be

i can't be a good father grandma

i can't be a good father grandma

i can't be a good father grandma the responsibility means that you're

the responsibility means that you're

the responsibility means that you're going to have to stay sometimes when

going to have to stay sometimes when

going to have to stay sometimes when it's very uncomfortable and you don't

it's very uncomfortable and you don't

it's very uncomfortable and you don't want to stay

want to stay

want to stay so it's growing up it's called growing

so it's growing up it's called growing

so it's growing up it's called growing up and

up and

up and and i know you're a man see i wouldn't

and i know you're a man see i wouldn't

and i know you're a man see i wouldn't worry about that part of it just ease

worry about that part of it just ease

worry about that part of it just ease off a little bit

off a little bit

off a little bit you're worthy of this

why do vaginas even exist

why do vaginas even exist

why do vaginas even exist say it again

say it again

say it again i said why do vaginas even exist grandma

i said why do vaginas even exist grandma

i said why do vaginas even exist grandma why do vaginas even

why do vaginas even

why do vaginas even exist

exist

exist well um

well um

well um explain that to me because i don't know

explain that to me because i don't know

explain that to me because i don't know uh

uh

uh what it means

what it means

what it means to like or dislike a vagina

to like or dislike a vagina

to like or dislike a vagina i'm just a little confused it's a long

i'm just a little confused it's a long

i'm just a little confused it's a long story grandma

story grandma

story grandma what's wrong with what i'm doing it's

what's wrong with what i'm doing it's

what's wrong with what i'm doing it's beautiful i love it

beautiful i love it

beautiful i love it all right then what's wrong

stay with it babe

stay with it babe

stay with it babe [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i think i might be gay

well that doesn't mean you can't be a

well that doesn't mean you can't be a

well that doesn't mean you can't be a good father

thanks grandma

[Music]

[Music]

hi

hi

hi hi

i'm just gonna talk to that guy

i'm just gonna talk to that guy

i'm just gonna talk to that guy thanks

josh

how are you

all right

what are you doing here

what are you doing here

what are you doing here you're not an easy man to find i'll tell

you're not an easy man to find i'll tell

you're not an easy man to find i'll tell you that

nice store though

pays the rent

oh yeah

i'm not sure i finished my story the

i'm not sure i finished my story the

i'm not sure i finished my story the other night

other night

other night story yeah

story yeah

story yeah i was watching a movie the other night

i was watching a movie the other night

i was watching a movie the other night with cowboys

with cowboys

with cowboys and this one cowboy rides into a town

and this one cowboy rides into a town

and this one cowboy rides into a town he's big and he's strong

he's big and he's strong

he's big and he's strong and you think he's gonna help him

and you think he's gonna help him

and you think he's gonna help him and he does

i was thinking though can you imagine if

i was thinking though can you imagine if

i was thinking though can you imagine if the cowboy decided to get back on the

the cowboy decided to get back on the

the cowboy decided to get back on the horse

horse

horse before he helped everybody out and rode

before he helped everybody out and rode

before he helped everybody out and rode out of town

that's not a happy ending josh

i guess in this movie the cowboy goes

i guess in this movie the cowboy goes

i guess in this movie the cowboy goes back to his ranch

back to his ranch

back to his ranch hangs out

hangs out

hangs out and thinks

and thinks

and thinks maybe i should have helped those

maybe i should have helped those

maybe i should have helped those lesbians

lesbians

lesbians what kind of movie would that be josh

what kind of movie would that be josh

what kind of movie would that be josh not the happy ending i would like

and i think sometimes we need happy

and i think sometimes we need happy

and i think sometimes we need happy endings

especially

especially

especially when the cowboy is big and strong

that um

it's a that's a pretty it's a crappy

it's a that's a pretty it's a crappy

it's a that's a pretty it's a crappy story

he was a big strong cowboy

disco inferno

that is a really nice shirt

that is a really nice shirt

that is a really nice shirt it's 8 bucks

i'll give you five for it

[Music]

everywhere

everywhere

everywhere you go

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serena and charlie it's

serena and charlie it's

serena and charlie it's josh

josh

josh i'm uh back in town and

i'm uh back in town and

i'm uh back in town and i really wanted to talk to you guys

i really wanted to talk to you guys

i really wanted to talk to you guys so i was thinking tomorrow morning at

so i was thinking tomorrow morning at

so i was thinking tomorrow morning at maybe 10

maybe 10

maybe 10 could meet me up at tilden park it's up

could meet me up at tilden park it's up

could meet me up at tilden park it's up at the top of alvarado road

at the top of alvarado road

at the top of alvarado road i'll be waiting right past the

i'll be waiting right past the

i'll be waiting right past the basketball courts there

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[Music] charlie

charlie

charlie wait up i'm going to find him

wait up i'm going to find him

wait up i'm going to find him why

why

why why are you so angry just because you

why are you so angry just because you

why are you so angry just because you like him it doesn't mean that i have to

like him it doesn't mean that i have to

like him it doesn't mean that i have to it doesn't mean i still like him

it doesn't mean i still like him

it doesn't mean i still like him and why don't you like him

and why don't you like him

and why don't you like him why serena

why serena

why serena well because he's a he's an artist and

well because he's a he's an artist and

well because he's a he's an artist and he's a little bit off the wall a little

he's a little bit off the wall a little

he's a little bit off the wall a little bit crazy

bit crazy

bit crazy or is it because he's free

or is it because he's free

or is it because he's free [Music]

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[Music] like he can't just turn up here and make

like he can't just turn up here and make

like he can't just turn up here and make me feel all understood for a moment and

me feel all understood for a moment and

me feel all understood for a moment and then just leave

then just leave

then just leave [Music]

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[Music] it up

charlie

charlie

charlie there he is

there he is

there he is hey

why are you even back here

why are you even back here

why are you even back here you already left

you already left

you already left i told you when you should go

i told you when you should go

i told you when you should go [Music]

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[Music] i know

i know

i know i know you did i'm sorry and that

i know you did i'm sorry and that

i know you did i'm sorry and that that's why i'm back

that's why i'm back

that's why i'm back let's see

let's see

let's see so you can tell us some more

so you can tell us some more

so you can tell us some more some more beautiful lies about life

some more beautiful lies about life

some more beautiful lies about life charlie none of those were lies

charlie none of those were lies

charlie none of those were lies then what was

my bravery

it always seems to be the first thing to

it always seems to be the first thing to

it always seems to be the first thing to go when you're

confused about your feelings for

confused about your feelings for

confused about your feelings for somebody

somebody

somebody so you did come back here because you

so you did come back here because you

so you did come back here because you still have feelings for that

yes

yes maybe at first i did

yes maybe at first i did

yes maybe at first i did [Music]

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[Music] and then i met you

and i saw you two together

and i saw you two together

and i saw you two together [Music]

and i guess that's what i wanted to have

and i guess that's what i wanted to have

and i guess that's what i wanted to have and i suppose i thought i'd never

and i suppose i thought i'd never

and i suppose i thought i'd never i never get it

i never get it

i never get it if i didn't know why she left

you tell him

you tell him

you tell him you tell him to know and

you tell him to know and

you tell him to know and yeah you can

yeah you can

yeah you can you don't make a word of it up he needs

you don't make a word of it up he needs

you don't make a word of it up he needs to know

he needs to know so he can move on with

he needs to know so he can move on with

he needs to know so he can move on with his life

it might be done

it might be done

it might be done now

now

now but he needs to know that for

but he needs to know that for

but he needs to know that for for a moment at least he was important

for a moment at least he was important

for a moment at least he was important to you

to you

to you and then for a moment he did good

if you don't tell him that he's just

if you don't tell him that he's just

if you don't tell him that he's just going to keep searching and

staying waiting

i don't i don't know why we

i don't i don't know why we

i don't i don't know why we all come together

all come together

all come together i can't even piece together why

i can't even piece together why

i can't even piece together why we fell apart

maybe i chase

maybe i chase

maybe i chase what i'm most afraid of

what i'm most afraid of

what i'm most afraid of [Music]

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[Music] maybe i got scared and i ran i ran

maybe i got scared and i ran i ran

maybe i got scared and i ran i ran before you could see my flaws

before you could see my flaws

before you could see my flaws before you would run

the people that you remember that you

the people that you remember that you

the people that you remember that you look back on

look back on

look back on they leave a mark

they leave a mark

they leave a mark with a wrinkle or a scar

but you'll always

but you'll always

but you'll always you'll always remember

and i know right now what i want

and i know right now what i want

and i know right now what i want maybe i didn't know then but now i know

i know i i don't want to be without you

charlie

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so

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so

so

so [Music]

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where'd you get that well that hurt

where'd you get that well that hurt

where'd you get that well that hurt going in when yeah a little bit oh my

going in when yeah a little bit oh my

going in when yeah a little bit oh my god you don't do that

god you don't do that

god you don't do that you ever done like a paint fight before

you ever done like a paint fight before

you ever done like a paint fight before no and i don't wanna have one here no

no and i don't wanna have one here no

no and i don't wanna have one here no come on we have a paint fight that was

come on we have a paint fight that was

come on we have a paint fight that was great yeah no i

great yeah no i

great yeah no i paint

paint

paint do you paint

do you paint

do you paint um

um

um can we like do like a

can we like do like a

can we like do like a no

no

no oh come on

oh come on

oh come on you

you

you right down no okay okay okay

right down no okay okay okay

right down no okay okay okay don't

um

i want to talk to you

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[Music] so

so

so [Music]

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[Music] hey

hey

hey good morning good morning good morning

good morning good morning good morning

good morning good morning good morning good morning

good morning

good morning you crazy kids with the door open this

you crazy kids with the door open this

you crazy kids with the door open this one oh yeah

make you guys freeze last night i'm the

make you guys freeze last night i'm the

make you guys freeze last night i'm the reader you're the reader and you're the

reader you're the reader and you're the

reader you're the reader and you're the what

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you got a question your heart wants the

you got a question your heart wants the

you got a question your heart wants the answer

answer

answer [Music]

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[Music] if you could swallow your pride

if you could swallow your pride

if you could swallow your pride you'd see love

you'd see love

you'd see love [Music]

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[Music] love

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if you could open your eyes to the truth

if you could open your eyes to the truth

if you could open your eyes to the truth of things you'd see we're all made of

of things you'd see we're all made of

of things you'd see we're all made of light

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[Music] you'd see love

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[Music] is

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you see

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don't forget

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[Music] you'd see love

love

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[Music] you see love

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[Music] love

love

love [Music]

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you

you [Music]

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you