Original subtitles

What on earth happened?

You are bleeding

What happened?

How did you cut yourself?

What did you do to your hands?

Give me your hands

Ouch It hurts, don't touch me

Sterilize your hands,what are you doing?

Why did you break the glass?

What glass?

The window pane

Do you have nothing better to do with yourself?

Let me see

OK

Done

You want a refund?

The exams are two months away

Are you switching to another?

Have you informed your instructor?

Have you talked to him?

Why don't you go to class first,

And I'll have a chat with him

As you can see,

the two equations,

are the dual linear simultaneous equations of T and K

Before we find the answer,

we have to analyze it first

Let's solve it

We're almost done

Now we get "T" and "K" from here,

then put either "T" or "K" back to the equations,

then you know where "B" is,

and where "A" coordinates

C'mon, get up

I'm leaving

I'm leaving

Lock the door when you leave

Remember to lock the door

Any friend interested in buying a car?

Here's my business card

Call me if anyone is interested

Wait!

What are you doing, Miss?

That's my scooter My scooter

OK I got it Please come down

No!

Put it down now!

We have rules here

Please don't do it

Hsiao-kang

Hsiao-kang

Where are you going?

Why aren't you at the tutorial class?

My scooter was towed

All right Hop in the car

Damn it!

I can't eat this much

C'mon, eat

We are not there yet

I heard the forth floor is haunted

It is

Hey!

Where am I?

What street is this?

Kenang Street

Where are you going to?

Can you give me a ride?

Where are you going?

Ximending

OK, Hop on

Hsiao-kang, let's go to the movie this afternoon

Then we'll pick up your scooter after the movie

Just skip class this afternoon

I haven't watched movies for years

Your mom and I took you to the movies when you were little

Do you remember?

What's wrong with that guy?

He's honking at you

What's wrong with you?

You just cut in from the side

Your are the one who swerved right, then left

That's none of your business

It's my business because you hit my car

Your car moved over

I did it because you turned right first

Your turn signal is still pointing there

I signaled a right turn

I was moving straight

Show me your license

My license? Who do you think you are?

You hit my car, overtook it

Hey! Whose false is it?

Let's call the police

Go on, get the police

Get the police

Don't just stand there! Call the police!

I'm not in the mood for watching movies You better go to class

Why are you home so late?

I was at the Phoenix Temple this afternoon

You know what the priestess said about Hsiao-kang?

She said he is the reincarnation of the Neon God

Have you ever heard of the Neon God?

Are you listening?

Stomachache again?

Did you hear what I just said?

The priestess said your son is the reincarnation of the Neon God

No wonder you guys get along so badly

Do you know whom Neon God hated the most?

His old man, Lee-chin

And see, our family name is Lee as well

You know who Lee-chin is, don't you?

The Four Heavenly Kings?

He was the celestial king

who built a bejeweled tower

The tower was for locking up his son

Can you please stop it?

In my opinion, maybe you should build him a temple

to worship him

All this stupid talk about this God and that God

Hsiao-kang,why aren't you in bed yet?

What are you doing,Hsiao-kang?

What are you doing?

Stop it

Hsiao-kang

Look

What's wrong with you?

Stop scaring us

Stop it

Hsiao-kang,don't scare us like this

Hsiao-kang

Hsiao-kang

Bastard!

Ah-kuei, you have visitors

What brought you here?

We were in the neighborhood

My friend Ah-ping

Hi, I'm Ah-kuei

I'm Ah-ping

Where are you guys going later?

Ah-ping,what do you think?

Didn't we say to go to the movies?

Let's go to the movies

Sure, but

But you have to wait till I get off work at 9 PM

Fine, we'll wait

Then I will treat you guys

Here

Did you smell her?

Smell what?

You mean her armpit order?

Shit! I wouldn't invite her if I know she smells

Seat her between us,

so I can enjoy her scent and movies as well

Fuck! You wanna take advantage again?

You bastard

What's wrong with you?

That's your brother's girl

What's the harm anyway?

It's a family business

Best thing should be shared between best friend

It is a common idiom, you know?

Dream on

Get lost

Does it fit?

Sure

How much is it?

I'll offer you 20% off

20% off

Hey, how do I look?

What about 40% off?

No way, I always give you 20% off

But I'm a regular customer

That's why you get a 20% off discount for our latest collection

Oh well Do you think it's too loose here?

Of course not It fits you nicely

What do you do?

At the telephone company, fixing phones

He is the head,the head

He's the deputy chief

If it's true, then I would be the first lady

He works at another job on the side

Vice chairman is not even close

You mean gigolo?

Do I look like a gigolo?

I'm not the type

Seriously, he fixes vending machines for tissue paper

Do telephone companies sell tissue paper?

Aren't there people?

Yes

So, don't they need to use toilets?

Don't they need to wipe their bums?

Don't they need tissues?

All right, knock it off Let's drink

A drinking game first

What about the towel game?

I knew you would pick that one

Rock solid! Fucking rock solid!

C'mon Another round

Come!

Rock solid! Fucking rock solid!

Weak and soft, weak and soft

You drink first Bottoms up

C'mon, another round

Rock solid! Fucking rock solid!

Hurry up

Keep swaying, keep swaying

Weak and soft, weak and soft

Rock solid! Fucking rock solid!

Weak and soft, weak and soft

Keep swaying, keep swaying

No! I didn't

Keep swaying, keep swaying

So yours can not be solid

Why are you laughing?

Yours can not be solid

He said that you are useless

Speak for yourself

Let's do somethings else

Put in $100 each

What for?

Let me show you a real mind boggler

Don't worry, I won't cheat you guys

And I'm out

Bullshit, why?

Why?

Why should I?

$300

You can't use your hands, or your feet,

or anything else to get it

But if you get it, it's yours

Really?

You're not allowed to shake the glass with your hand

What if I break it?

But that's still using your hands

I know, psychic power

By poking it

That's scary

Once my buddy's girl friend got it out

She can do clamping

Using what?

Her big boobs

She bumped it, and it came out

Take your time I wanna take a piss

If you can't figure it out when I come back, the money is mine

Cheers

You still can't figure it out?

I learned this trick when I took a part-time job

Someone taught me

Part-time job?

When did you take a part-time job?

You wouldn't know

I've known you for a long time

But I never know you had a part-time job

It's not long enough

Part-time job

Well, have you figured it out?

Here, let me show you

Well Because this and that

I have just earned $300

Bull shit

That's too easy

Let me demonstrate, but no hard feelings after that

Watch closely, I'm only going to do it just once

That's too easy! There goes $100!

But I didn't even touch the glass

Hey, are you OK?

Hey you

Hey you

Hey, get up

Get up

Get up

So what now, Ah-ping?

Just take her home

Sorry, no vacancy

No rooms at all

No rooms?

Yes, really, I am not lying

But it's not even the weekend

Our business is good

Why don't you try across the street

There're no rooms here

You can't sit there

Don't sit there You are in the way

Thank you Please come again

We can take their room

But we haven't cleaned it yet

No need to clean it

Hurry up

We don't have to clean up?

Noop, how much for the room?

$350

Wow, she's heavier than a pig

The room is spinning

It's so wet

Do you smell that?

What smell?

This room stinks

What are you watching?

Oh, come on baby, Oh Yeah

Oh Yeah

Fuck, lower your voice!

What are you thinking about?

The same as you do

Don't you want to do it?

Don't tell me you are going to do it?

You want me to schedule an appointment?

Let's go

Where? I want to watch it

Let's go

Come on, let's go

The shoe lace

Let me tie this

I'm telling you to get out

OK OK Yon don't need to be so fierce

Hello

Where am I?

You and Ah-ping dumped me here?

Screw you

You guys left me here

and ran away

Do you know you got yourself drunk?

You passed out

How was I supposed to know where you live?

Did you guys do anything to me?

Did you rape me?

No Take a look at yourself

Hey, what's wrong?

Are you okay?

I'm fine

Will you call me again?

What for?

Guess I might

I have to go home

Bye

Do you have $50?

No

Do you have $50?

The refund is $15,600

Here's $15,700 Count it

Chang, Shin-jui want to know what will you have for lunch

Whatever

It's a double column magazine, 20 bullets can be loaded

Just have a try

Pull the trigger

Ah-kuei, you have a box-lunch?

Well I didn't know you are coming

So I asked someone to buy it for me

That's ok, we can help you to eat that

Great, I will treat you the steak

OK

Are you going shopping again?

Want to escort me?

He likes the salesgirl

Very funny Our sizes don't match

Let me order for you

Two black pepper steaks please

Let's have iced dessert

Why should I be the one to go?

What flavor?

The one with corn and milk

What about you?

Whatever

Just eat

Where are you guys going tonight?

Ah-ping and I got a few things to do

Pick me up when I get off work

Don't bring Ah-ping along

Why not?

Are you stupid or what?

Welcome

Welcome

One taro-water-ice please

Wow! 92

Shit!

Let's see!

See!

Hey, we are closed

Hi

Excuse me, miss

I'm looking for my son

We don't page students here

I'm his father

We have an family emergency

In that case, what's his name?

Lee Kang-sheng

I'm sorry, Mr Lee, but he disenrolled yesterday

He did? - Yesterday afternoon

That's impossible I served him

He didn't inform you?

Well, thank you

You are welcome

Mrs Lee, there's a call for you

I'm coming

Hello?

You know what your precious son did?

He quit the cram school,

and kept the $10,000 refund

How am I suppose to know where he goes?

Can't you even keep an eye on him?

I give up on him

There's no point arguing with you

Hello there

This is Lin

Lin Mei-Kuei

And you are?

Yes

What's your name, sir?

Huang?

And how old are you?

You are 25? I'm only 20

No, don't worry That's fine with me

Fine

I prefer older men anyway

I'm sorry Can you please hold on?

What size?

Hello, I'm at work

I work at the skating rink

Yeah

Yeah

Hi

Hop on

Where to?

It's up to you

Sorry, but I already have a date

I am busy

What's wrong? You are upset

Hey, where are you going?

Ah-kuei

Ah-kuei

Hey!

Stop following me

I want to see who your date is

You don't believe I have a date?

That's right

You see that guy behind us

Don't just pick up any guy on the street

Ah-kuei, stop it Don't be silly

Hi, you're waiting for someone?

Yes, I am

I'm Lin Mei-kuei

You said you won't come

Then why are you here?

I feel like it

Hey, who's he?

That's none of your business

OK, that's enough

Leave me alone

Come on stop this

I hate being stood up

I'm sorry

That's useless

What do you want then?

Don't follow me

I want to

Don't be like this

Leave me alone

Fuck! Get lost, would you?

Don't you touch her

Fuck!

Ah-kuei

Ah-kuei

Hi, dad

You still remember to come home

So where were you the last few days?

You are too much

You are getting out of hand

He's not coming in

Don't push me

Don't be mad

The poor kid is drenched standing out in the rain

He is all wet

Can you scold him later?

Don't you dare open the door for him

Ah-tze

Ah-tze

Do you need help?

Stop staring Haven't you seen a bike before?

Fuck!

How much to fix the seat?

You wanna fix it?

If you just want to replace the seat, it's $900

To fix the whole thing like this

costs around $3000

It will take more than $3,000

The board costs about $4,000 to $5,000

Where's your key?

Give me that

The vandal really wrecked your motorcycle

I wonder what he applied here?

Looks like instant glue

You are lighting the wrong end

Fuck!

When you're unlucky, things never turn out the way you plan

Let's worship Neon God tomorrow

Shut up

Come on, let's go

That guy wants to speak with the boss

Sir Two guys want to talk to you

Who? Ask them to have a seat first

These two?

I can't remember

You can't remember?

I hired you to watch the store,

not to sleep

Stop daydreaming about men

How many pieces do you have?

Ten

Do they still work?

Yes

How much did you offer to Lee?

$8,000

$8,000?

That's much higher than the market price

The market price is $5,000 a piece

That's impossible I sold Lee an older model

But these are local products, not imports

You guys should have come earlier

No one will buy at this price

And you have another 10 piece, well

My boss will give you the best offer

$5,500 a piece for all ten of them

That's far too low

Think about it It's a good deal

Fuck

Hey, what's up?

Well done

Someone stole ten pieces from me last night

But you hired a girl to look after the store

Was it you guys?

Come on, how can it be us?

Are you absolutely sure it's these two guys?

Don't be so rash

Our salesgirl said that it is

But that's your salesgirl

Let me be the judge here

Were you at Chungsan Rd last night?

The Star King?

No, we weren't

You weren't? Really?

Then where did you get these IC boards?

From Ximending

We're selling the boards for a friend

Now it's your turn to create a story?

Why don't you do this?

You leave the boards here

and I'll check into the matter

with Mr Lee

If they're really yours, I'll still buy them from you

No way

Why?

Leave the boards alone Leave them here

Leave the boards

Leave it

I'll look into the matter

Don't accuse us of something we didn't do

Listen

Leave the boards here and I'll check

We'll clear the situation

Yes or no?

It's not complicated at all

Let us clarify it

We can talk things out

So you come back later

Fine We'll leave the boards,

But you have to pay us $20,000 deposit

You think I'll rip you off?

You are lucky I'm not asking for compensation

We really weren't at your store last night

Shut up

Just leave the boards here

I will not, right?

I've had this business for many years

I won't rip you kids off

Just leave the boards here

Listen up

I promise I'll look into the matter

Then we'll see how to deal with it

Please It's only $20,000

Shut up

Fuck!

I'm sorry, but these are my friends

Fuck!

Do what my boss says

What are you doing?

Fuck!

Fuck!

What are you looking at?

Liar!

Sit!

Don't These kids don't know any better

Ah-tze!

Ah-tze! Run!

Faster

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Ah-ping, are you okay?

How did they beat you up like this?

Shit!

Let me help you up

My foot

I'll carry you

Where to?

Kenang Residential Area

Miss, can you please adjust my shoes?

Thank you

OK

Thank you

It'll hurt just a little bit

Cigarette

What?

Cigarette

Cigarette?

Do you feel better?

You want some water?

Beer

What?

Beer

Beer? But your mouth is all swollen

Or how about a girl?

A girl?

Give me a girl to hug

Where can I find a girl for you to hug?

Why don't you borrow that one on the wall

Don't rip it

You masturbate yourself with that?

Is that all your dirty mind can think of?

Ah-tze

What happened to your face?

Did you get in a fight?

Why are you here?

I'm not welcome here, huh?

If you're looking for my brother, he's not home

No, I come to see you

Come in

What happened to Ah-ping?

Keep your voice down

Can you please close the door?

What is really going on here?

I had the worst luck today

Do you remember the taxi driver?

The one I broke his side mirror?

Well, Ah-ping and I happened to get on his taxi

Did he do anything to you guys?

No

He probably didn't remember me

But I still feel shitty

I never had worse luck in my life

I am done today!

Fuck!

I should be the one who feels unlucky

Why should you?

Because I met you

I woke up last night all alone in the hotel

Do you know how it feels?

I've never felt like that in my life

Ah-tze

Should we just give up?

Should we?

Then I better go

Ah-kuei

What?

Could you please give Ah-ping a hug?

Why?

Ah-ping said he wants a hug from a woman

He's beaten up badly

Could you give him a hug?

Ah-ping

Ah-ping

It's Ah-kuei

Do you want me to hug me?

Here, let me give you a hug

Ah-tze, let's leave this place

Where do you want to go?

How about you?

I have no idea

Welcome

Is it raining outside?

You are all soaked You didn't bring an umbrella?

You will be sick

Have you heard of Dial-a-Date before?

You do?

Let me explain it for you

Our rate is $250 for three hours,

plus a free drink

Men will receive calls

Girls will call you to chat over the phone

If you have good chat via the phone,

and wanna get to know each other better,

you can then arrange a date

Then you can learn more from each other

Let me briefly introduce you to

Excuse me Wait a minute

Hello, it's BIBO

Hi

I see

I really haven't seen your bag

If I do, I promise that I'll keep it for you

I know that, but I really haven't seen it