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Princess at Large 2

Episode 21

Brother Hadi!

Brother Hadi!

I'm not in the mood to play with you.

Are you angry with sister Lan?

No.

Then who are you angry with?

Banxia.

What?

Is it possible that

Ruoxi would like Gu Xifeng,

a fragile sissy of Donglin?

Don't you say that about brother Gu!

Hum.

How would a man be liked by women

if he cannot even kill a fly?

Brother Gu has been to every place

and knows everything in the world!

I've fought many wars

and traveled to many places,

and I know no less than he!

Brother Gu cures diseases and saves people.

He's a saint!

I fight on the battlefield,

I protect our state from being invaded,

I'm a hero!

Brother Gu is handsome!

Banxia!

Am I not as handsome as he?

Hum.

It's different.

He wears traditional Donglin clothes,

which make him look gentlemanly

and debonair.

Banxia.

What?

Do you like Donglin clothes?

Yep.

Ah.

Ruoxi said that

she's different from ordinary Nanyan girls.

Does that mean

her aesthetic taste

has been influenced by Donglin?

Brother Hadi,

what are you murmuring?

Banxia,

I've got something to busy myself with.

You go back first.

What's this "something"?

Crucial affairs of the state.

Hurry!

No.

Go!

Ah!

No.

Hurry.

Qingmu!

Your Highness.

Go

get a traditional

Donglin suit for me.

Something like what Gu Xifeng wears.

Does Your Highness want to

go to Donglin in person to probe into the enemy?

That's too dangerous!

Do as I command you.

Save your crap talk.

Yes.

Eh,

who are you?

Hee hee...

Oh,

it's Doctor Gu.

Doctor Gu,

when did you change your clothes?

Uh...

Have you...

Have you

taken back the medicinal materials?

Um, yes.

Ah!

Who are you?

What,

what are you doing?

Your Highness.

Why,

why are you

wearing Donglin clothes?

Alas,

it's because Banxia said that

this suit makes me

look extraordinarily gentlemanly

and cultivated.

So...

Eh,

Ruoxi.

Well?

What do you

think of this suit

I'm wearing?

It looks good indeed,

eh,

but seems a little strange.

Strange?

Do I look

much better than Gu Xifeng?

Both are good.

Both of you look pretty good.

Oh...

Ruoxi.

Well?

I suppose you like

Donglin's scenery and people?

Why do you say that, Your Highness?

I...

Oh—

Donglin people are refined,

while Nanyan people are forthright.

They each have their own merits.

Both are admirable.

So you do like Donglin people.

Alas.

Eh...

I'm going to dry herbs.

Hey.

Hey.

Ruoxi...

Doctor Lan.

Doctor Lan.

Ruoxi,

I can wear this suit in private for you

if you like it.

But

you can't tell other people about it,

because

I am after all a prince of Nanyan.

OK?

Uh,

but

I can also conquer Donglin.

By the time I annex that state,

there will be no need to make the distinction between Nanyan and Donglin.

No way!

Uh,

why not?

Eh,

because

war is horrible.

It's better that you wear it in private for me.

It's more fun.

Ha ha ha.

Good.

Then I'll

wear it in private for you.

Ha ha ha.

Xifeng, you are back!

Yeah,

I've taken back the medicinal materials.

So you're here, too, Your Highness.

Well,

it's so sunny

today,

which makes one become poetic.

I want to recite a poem.

Seems that Your Highness is in good spirits.

Ruoxi,

look.

[It's so sunny today;]

How are these dysosma versipellis

[I've come to the courtyard to compose poetry.]

I picked this time?

Wow, they look pretty fine.

I had gone to quite a few places to collect them.

[One hundred or one thousand poems are quite a lot,]

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, it crosses my mind that

Nalan sweated after you left.

[and my great poetic genius flies freely in the blue sky.]

I'm going to see how he's doing now,

and you go make decoction for him, OK?

Hey.

Hey.

Ruoxi,

how can you do

such filthy work?

Qingmu...

Hum.

Eh...

I'll do it for you.

Huh.

Uh.

Uh.

Thank you, Your Highness.

Where...

Where should I go to fetch water?

That way.

OK.

Don't you touch him!

Move aside!

Hey,

you're doing it wrong.

Stand up.

I'll roll up your sleeves for you.

Don't touch her!

Move aside.

Uh...

It's...

Come with me!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey!

What are you doing!?

Ah.

Are you mad?

Lan Ruoxi,

why do you behave so indecently?

What do you mean?

You were exchanging flirting glances

with another man in front of me!

How inappropriate it is!

Your Highness,

aren't you the one

who is behaving frivolously?

How long do you want to keep holding my hand?

What a wanton woman you are.

It's your greatest blessing

to be liked by me.

How do you have the effrontery to say that I'm frivolous

when you yourself flirt with another man!?

Your Highness,

I've never asked for your affection.

Please behave yourself.

You...

Hum!

Ah.

It hurts!

Your Highness.

Hum!

Your Highness.

I am a noble prince of Nanyan,

and a great general experienced in fighting wars,

but when I wear you,

I can't speak

or vent my anger as I will.

You not only failed to help me get the woman I want,

but also make me filled with anger!

How useless you are!

Your Highness,

it is Lan Ruoxi's greatest blessing

to be liked by you.

But this wanton woman

not only is blind

to your charisma,

but exchanges flirting glances and has an inappropriate relationship

with another man.

She doesn't deserve you.

Presumptuous!

How dare you insult the woman

I take a fancy to!

Sorry, Your Highness.

No wonder Ruoxi got angry.

These words are really offensive.

Your Highness,

what are you saying?

Get up!

Qingmu.

Yes.

Now your sole task will be to think of an idea for me.

I'll punish you

if you fail to produce any idea.

Yes.

Generals and soldiers of Nanyan

admire Your Highness

because Your Highness is indefatigable

on the battlefield,

while I admire Your Highness

because Your Highness

is sagacious and audacious,

and values camaraderie.

Lan Ruoxi

is after all a humble bodyguard of Nanyan.

To attract her,

Your Highness should be like a bright pearl.

Um.

These words of yours

make good sense.

Since my rival is Gu Xifeng,

hum,

I shall

attack his weak points

with my strong points.

Hey!

Are your really going to move that big vinegar jar?

It's an eyesore to me.

You don't have to do it yourself.

It weighs

forty

or even fifty kilograms.

It's too heavy.

Hurry!

Get ready.

Go wear your mask.

Hurry.

Hurry up.

Qingmu,

what are you guys doing?

Ruoxi,

what's going on?

I don't know.

Ah!

It's a long time since I did any exercise.

Today,

I'll do some

relaxing sports here.

Qingmu,

go fetch a weapon!

Your Highness,

catch the spear!

Qingmu!

Yes.

Get ready,

Your Highness.

Huh.

Qingmu!

Go fetch my broadsword.

Your Highness.

Your Highness.

Your Highness is truly robust

and has unparalleled martial skills!

How robust you are, Your Highness!

Hey,

does that hammer

prove your great strength?

Hum.

Of course.

Look!

Hum,

it's not heavy at all.

Oh?

How about

you have a try?

That jar in this courtyard

weighs more than one hundred kilos.

I'll admire you if you can move that jar

out of the courtyard.

Hum!

OK.

Qingmu!

Frail Donglin man,

I'll show you

my infinite strength!

This weight

is a piece of cake.

A piece of cake.

A piece of cake.

What do you say?

I really admire you.

Hee hee.

Awesome.

Your Highness is truly robust

and has unparalleled martial skills!

How robust you are, Your Highness!

How robust you are, Your Highness!

It's odd.

Huh.

Gu Xifeng asked me to move that vinegar jar...

Was this Donglin sissy

making a fool of me?

Was he?

Huh.

Your Highness

is truly sagacious

and extraordinarily clever.

Has Her Highness

been like this recently?

Yes.

Have you ever tried to wake her up?

I've tried many ways,

but none of them worked.

And I dared not talk

too pungently to Her Highness.

Her Highness,

The Old Man of Donglin

issued a new imperial edict recently,

which I believe will interest you.

"Lan Ruoxi, the former Crown Princess,

colluded with the enemy state

and betrayed Donglin,

taking away the suspect Rebu Fengxun

when the Nanyan army

besieged the city.

Lan Ruoxi's title of the Crown Princess

shall be deprived since today."

Does that mean

she has nothing at all now?

Yes.

Now she is merely

a captive who hasn't died only because

she's been assigned the task of curing Rebu Fengxu.

While you

are still the noblest prince of Lousai,

so there's no need to take her seriously.

No.

I will take her seriously.

I'm going to see

what a miserable state she is reduced to

after being abandoned by Qi Lingxiao.

Yes.

Mujin,

you shall report to Her Highness

every piece of news about Lan Ruoxi.

No.

I'll go to see her in person.

You mustn't look!

Give it to me.

Just get out.

So now you have to do such drudgery yourself.

Lan Ruoxi,

it serves you right.

Ruoxi,

how can you do

such filthy drudgery?

Gu Xifeng!

Have you come to see me?

You better keep away from Ruoxi.

I can

stand anywhere I want.

It's none of your business.

Ruoxi!

Ruoxi!

Ruoxi!

Ruoxi!

Hey!

Ruoxi!

Ruoxi!

Ruoxi!

Hey!

You two are so silly.

Hum.

Hey.

Hey.

Your Highness.

I had wondered why she is so tenacious.

Today I knew the reason after seeing her.

Wherever she is,

she can manage to mingle with men.

I had been thinking that she is like me,

loving Lingxiao wholeheartedly.

But I was wrong.

It turns out

I am the only fool.

Your Highness,

you're bleeding.

Go fetch some medicine.

Yes.

Doe it hurt?

Very.

The pain is making me out of breath.

Why are you so silly?

Don't bleed for their sake anymore.

They should bleed

instead!

One!

Ho!

Wow!

Hee hee.

Banxia.

Uh?

Give it a go.

Yes.

Vice-general Wang

and his other colleagues

are good at fighting,

but bad at pursuing women.

It turns out I used the wrong men.

In my humble opinion,

it was due to the lack of "geographic advantages"

that His Highness suffered setbacks again and again at the hospital.

You have a point.

The hospital is after all Lan Ruoxi's domain,

while my arena is

the military drill ground.

Uh—

But what can I do

after I invite her here?

Your Highness,

you can show every martial skill to her,

like the wielding of weapons,

equestrian skill,

and the arrangement of the troop,

so long as she comes here.

Good!

Then I'll perform

the hammer-wielding which I didn't finish last time.

Your Highness is truly brilliant and virile—

Brother Hadi,

I can't draw this bow.

Help me.

Uh,

Banxia,

your brother is busy.

Let Qingmu help you.

Come on, Qingmu!

No!

I just want you to help me.

Go.

Go.

Ah.

OK.

Draw it.

Ah,

this is too heavy.

Eh,

ah,

come and help me, Your Highness.

OK.

Ruoxi,

let me teach you.

Come and help me.

How to do it?

Look.

Wow!

So awesome!

I've got an idea.

I've got it!

Ha ha.

I've got it.

Brother Hadi.

I've got it.

Ha ha ha.

Hum.

Lan Ruoxi,

His Highness has an invitation to you.

Where does he invite me to?

The military drill ground.

What for?

Crucial matter, of course.

Uh,

please stay here and look after His Highness the second,

Doctor Gu.

Don't worry.

Your Highness,

I've taken her here.

Retreat.

Yes.

Ruoxi,

come over here.

This is a newly arrived

Dragon's Tongue Bow in my camp.

Come

and take a look.

Your Highness,

I know little about bows.

Please let me go back to look after His Highness the second.

Fengxun is taken care of by Gu Xifeng,

so I don't have to worry.

Ruoxi,

this Dragon's Tongue Bow

is an invaluable weapon.

Come on.

Give it a go.

Why did I forget

that she's a well-trained bodyguard?

Hey,

Ruoxi.

Uh-huh?

Your posture is not right.

Hey,

let me teach you.

Look.

Attach your ear to the string,

and your mouth to the feather.

Exert strength with your waist and back!

Focus on the bull's eye.

Don't be nervous.

Relax.

What are you doing?

Let go of her!

You're not without skills.

It seems that

I underrated you.

Your Highness,

Xifeng is...

Ruoxi,

this boy

seems offensive to me today.

I'll

teach him a lessen,

and then he'll admit his inferiority.

Hey!

Your Highness,

Xifeng is not sane now,

while you're wise and calm,

so please don't take offense to him.

You...

You're interceding with him!

Presumptuous!

You're humiliating me!

Take this!

Hey!

Hey!

Don't fight anymore.

Stop, boys!

Don't you think you're naive?

Huh?

Can bruises on the faces

tell who the winner is?

Obviously not.

I tell you,

few people can survive

this many rounds of my attacks.

Let's keep fighting today

until we can tell

who the winner is.

Deal!

Come on!

Hey!

I don't allow you to fight.

Ah,

why do you, a girl, exert so much strength?

If you think I'm making you painful,

you can put the dressing yourself

as that man over there is doing.

Hum!

No, no.

It's not painful.

Continue with all your strength.

This small pain is nothing.

I've run out of the balm.

I'll go make some more.

Gu Xifeng,

you're lucky this time.

Next time...

What about next time?

Ah.

There're many other wounds on my arm.

Ruoxi,

come and put the dressing for me.

OK?

Forget it.

Give the balm back to me

if you still want to fight,

lest it should be wasted.

How can I give it back

after it has been put on my body?

Uh...

I...

I have some business to deal with.

See you later.

Remove your mask.

Look at me.

Why did you fight him?

It's all because he made amorous advances to you.

But you showed your kung fu in front of him.

What if it makes him want to kill you?

How dare him!

Do you think he can kill me even if he wants to?

You're still so stubborn.

Ah,

fine.

Uh,

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'll never fight from now on.

OK?

That's what a good boy should be like.

Sit still and don't fidget.

You've made me worry about you so many times.

Does it hurt?

No.

You're just too proud to admit the pain.

A bunch of worthless fighters.

How dared you claim yourselves to be "masters"?

Not a single one can bear my attacks.

Your Highness,

according to the investigation of my subordinates,

no one has ever seen Gu Xifeng practicing kung fu.

This is very strange.

Ow.

Ruoxi.

Ow.

What?

Gu Xifeng.

Put on the mask!

Hurry up!

Hurry!

Hurry!

Hurry!

Gu Xifeng.

Have you put it on?

Have you put it on?

Huh?

Gu Xifeng,

His Highness sends for you.

Go with me now.

What for?

It's none of your business.

Take him away!

Hey.

It's okay.

Your Highness,

we've taken Gu Xifeng here.

I didn't tell you to treat him like this!

Didn't Your Highness say...

Qingmu!

I told you

to invite him here.

I didn't tell you to escort him here.

Release him.

Release him.

Yes.

Doctor Gu,

no one in society knows that you can do kungfu.

Where did you, a physician,

learned these

martial skills?

As an itinerant physician,

I would have died many times

if I hadn't learned kung fu.

It's just that

I'm unwilling to show my skills

if not absolutely necessary.

Um.

That makes sense.

You're quite a skillful fighter.

And qualified

to be my opponent.

I've invited you here

so that

Ruoxi wouldn't see us fighting.

Our last fight was not satisfyingly enough.

How about

we fight for 300 rounds

today?

Is that why you sent for me,

Your Highness?

What else

could it be?

This place lacks a "fighting atmosphere".

How about

we meet at Luoshen Mountain

at 7: 45

this evening?

Good.

7: 45 this evening.

A gentleman's word

is his bond.

Deal.

Why did His Highness eat so much rice?

No idea.

It's twice as many as he usually eats.

Mr. Qingmu.

Uh-huh.

Your Highness,

look,

is this the suit of armor you want?

Qingmu,

go to

fetch my gold armor.

I'll fight him in my gold armor.

Your Highness,

he is merely an unranked physician

who knows a smattering of kung fu moves.

There's no need to wear that suit of god armor,

which is worn

only when you fight royals

of neighboring states.

A smattering of kung fu moves?

Qingmu.

Yes?

Can you find another man from our state

who is enough, even barely, to be my rival?

Can you?

Your Highness has incomparably

great skills in kung fu.

I suppose

it's hard to find a rival.

Well,

stop your praise,

and go fetch my gold armor.

Gu Xifeng

is worthy of that.

OK,

I'll go now.

Alas.

It's late.

But I hate to be late.

It's because you had spent too much time trying on the armor,

otherwise we would have departed one hour earlier.

What are you murmuring?

What?

What are you murmuring?

Your Highness,

it's exactly

7: 45.

Your Highness is very punctual.

Sure.

I've been a punctual man all the time.

Gu Xifeng!

Gu Xifeng!

Get out, Gu Xifeng!

I'm going to

fight you for 300 rounds!

Has he

really gone to Luoshen Mountain to fight?

Guess who I am?

Hey!

Who are you?

Release your hands.

Your Highness,

he must be afraid of you,

so he dare not come.

Impossible.

How would he be afraid when he promised to come?

He must be delayed by some business.

Let's wait for a while.

Release your hands.

Ah.

Release your hands.

Qi Lingxiao,

why did you do that?

You freaked me out.

Eh.

Don't be angry.

Anger undermines your health.

Don't be angry, OK?

Ah—

Why haven't you gone to Luoshen Mountain?

Why would I, a noble prince,

go there to fight a boor?

Hum.

Good boy.

Eh,

then why did you promise him that?

It's for the purpose of sending that boor

far away from us.

Besides...

What?

Besides,

he wouldn't be able to disturb us any longer.

Gu Xifeng!

Gu Xifeng!

Gu Xifeng!

Gu Xifeng!