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Introduce myself.

I'm you.

I'm your standing.

I I stand on you know your marks while they they light the scenes.

It's a huge honour to meet you.

I really respect all all.

Your whole story is how you made it, honestly.

Your real inspiration to me.

It's so cool.

OK, in an elevator with you?

I'm just so impressed with your talent and I respect the fights.

You get into stuff, you get away.

Yes, Sir.

Sorry.

Good to have you back.

Excuse me.

Hey, look, I just want to talk you through with this

that we're doing today.

And then I'll get you through hair and make up all that shit.

OK.

Good plan.

Shot, please.

Thank you.

OK, so here's the scene.

You get chased up to this room,

right by chromance henchman, right.

Because you got the blood formula and it's inside your nose

or whatever the fuck.

I don't know.

But anyway, you've been back in this corner right here, right?

No way.

What's going to happen?

For the first time, this is when you sprout your wings,

you jump, and then you fly.

Hey, hey, hey.

Don't worry, don't worry.

No stress, OK?

It's easy, right?

All you got to do is just go over and let gravity do the rest.

Latte.

All the top guys do their own stunts.

Will you fuck off?

Thank you.

All right,

this stuff is easy.

You know what?

You'll get a feel for it.

My head's been ready.

Alright, here we go.

And play time.

There he is.

Lucky to be alive.

Through drink.

No.

OK, there's someone here who wants to see you.

Let's see.

I can't actually see you.

I've had the little work done

and I have to wear these bandages for another week or so.

But.

I understand you're in terrible shape.

I'm glad you're alive.

I really, truly am.

I can't take these wild emotional swings anymore.

You're getting arrested and then the lawsuits

and now this attempt on your own life.

Well.

There's no easy way to say it, but.

We're getting divorced.

I'm with Chad now.

Where is he?

Sorry bro.

Take care, lady.

Palmer.

We'll look on the bright side.

They finished the film with their stand in and Word on the street,

and I don't want you

to get too excited is that it's the best movie

in the history of filmmaking.

One of the worst movies in the history of filmmaking.

Won't be prompted.

His old tricks of breaking the 4th wall grow older

than a fossilised mosquito.

And this He sucks more than just blood.

Guys, let's keep it going, huh?

I got you a second truck, so it wouldn't take forever.

Let's go.

The Hell's going on here?

What are you doing?

What is that?

What's going on here guys?

Hey, Latte.

I Remember Me.

I'm your business manager.

Yeah, a little bit of bad news,

it looks like between the shamans, the divorce,

and your

expensive lifestyle in general, you.

You don't have any monies.

Isn't it your job to make your money?

You from the IRS?

No, I'm an intern.

Ohh.

Well then the answer is no.

It's my job to make me money.

That's what our job is.

Nice.

Yeah.

Do you need an intern?

I can't pay you legally.

You'd have to.

Well, no.

There's ways around that.

You've got a lot to learn, kid.

You want the job or what?

Both.

They're going to do very well in this town.

Now go give me a coffee and keep the receipt.

OK, No problem.

Take care, Mr Prano.

Lots of things turn around for you.

You give me a call, OK?

For your guy.

I think it's time we popped in on your agent

and let her know you're ready to get back

in the game.

And there's nothing to panic about here, pal.

You're still in a list, guy, So let's keep our heads up, right?

Hi, I'm here with Latte pronto to see his agent.

Oh, I'm sorry.

She's in a meeting.

We can wait.

Well, she has a lot of meetings today.

How can you?

How do you know that?

What is?

You know what?

You can't do this.

I'm here with Latte pronto.

Do you know who he is?

He's an A list guy,

right?

No, he's a he's an A list guy, right?

You can't do this.

And you know what?

I need to talk to your.

No, I don't think we're going in.

Hey, you can't go back there.

What the hell is going on?

There's some kind of power play.

Latte Pronto isn't a list guy.

He's an A list and he wants to work.

So let's get cracking.

Wait, what is this?

Look, I would love to help you guys,

but between the fighting and the odd's and most

importantly the bad movie, the phones just not ringing.

You put them in that movie.

What do you want me to say the phone is not?

Ringing.

Then call somebody.

Look, why don't you just lay low for a little while?

I'll call you if something comes up.

Right now, there's just nothing happening.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm in the middle of a meeting.

You remember, you're standing right.

This has been going to take up all my time.

Get the hell out of here, man.

Make me sick.

You make me sick.

You're why, mosquito boy suck.

You know what?

We don't need you guys.

I'll get latte and cake myself.

You're fired.

And this way.

Still here?

Yeah.

This one's mine.

Sorry this place is a bit of a mess,

just it's all about work these days.

Also if I'm.

Being completely honest, I.

Haven't made much money.

You're my first real client.

I'm from a small town in northern Canada.

I don't really have anyone back there.

Or here.

Except you.

I'm so grateful to you.

You have no idea.

I wouldn't be here for for you.

Let me finish.

Don't worry, pal, I'll get it back on top.

Is baby steps.

This is baby steps.

I'll get you in front of that camera where you belong.

Because they only takes one good gig.

OK, they're reducing the offer by half,

but they'll let you keep the mask.

I know I use your celebrity to get the gig,

but I'm starting to think it's for the best

that you stay anonymous.

Are you sure you don't need an energy drink?

Remember, it's not porn, it's erotica.

So just be yourself and try to have fun.

Well, I can't afford the rent, Mr Landlord.

But I'm sure there are some other ways that I can pay you.

It's not about that.

Let's see what we're working with here.

Uh-huh.

What the fuck man?

What is this?

Ohh, you like that baby?

You like watching your wife fuck the mass on?

Put your.

OK, that was not a great idea.

Veronica may have That was definitely pornography

we should have tried to book a thick

on or a commercial that we went too far too fast.

OK, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

This is your penis.

I can see the papers now.

Ohh, it's the only thing you show me.

You can't get away with them.

They'll crucify you will be ruined.

OK, OK, We can put a good spin on this.

I just got it.

OK.

Excuse me, Mr Pronto.

Could I speak to you in the hall, please?

So.

There's no easy way of saying this.

Could I take a selfie?

For my wife, really.

She's a big fan.

This one is stable.

I'm moving down to three.

John Doe here.

Take him down to cremation.

I'll start the paperwork.

Ohh this is great.

All this is perfect.

Sorry, it's so many maybe funny faces this time.

Mosquito boys suck.

Sorry about that.

Let's take a couple more pictures.

Carol, come here.

My wife's going to love this.

My whole family's going to love this.

Oh.

Were you with the patient?

I'm afraid he passed.

We just sent him down to cremation.

I'm so sorry you missed this final moments.

Hello, is anyone there?

How are you feeling?

Life.

That's good.

I guess that's everything.

Is there anyone here for me?

There was a man, but he left.

He didn't come back.

That makes sense.

I did him wrong really.

Never should have pushed them that hard.

I was like thinking.

Erotic films.

I lost my mind.

I don't always see the big picture.

I need to be more observant to the needs of others around me.

Mean you get that that's what you do all day, right?

Hmm.

She's gone.

I'm sorry about the epitaph.

It was the only urn I had available in your price range.

On another note, I'm a huge fan.

All your movies, the big ones and the little ones.

Catch my drift?

Hey Don, it's Lenny.

Lenny.

Ohh, it's a new number, new cell.

From that number, yeah, but this is a new number.

OK.

It's solid gold, I can see that.

But you ingrained that stupid saying on it

and nobody is going to want it now.

Fine, I'll take anything.

Buddy, it is worthless to me.

Gosh, it's worthless.

Same on my last legs, no.

Keep in touch.

2 Where are you buddy?

OK.

Going to wake up.

Pronto.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Pronto.

It's me, the dagger.

You're not safe here.

Come with me.

They watching this, man.

They always watching it.

Come on this way.

Welcome to my hideout.

Change disrupted government frequencies.

They can't listen to us here.

Weeks Week.

Freedom.

I know you think what's been happening to your careers, accidental or fatty?

But I'm telling you.

Everything is bound to sign.

Climb a little too high

and they'll take you down the venture.

It keeps happening.

Bruce Lee dead.

Brandon Lee dead.

George Lopez, What hell is he?

Is he in that earned you order?

It's about inch.

They're trying to erase you from the record.

I should know.

It happened to me.

I was count Tyson the biggest box office star in the world.

Millions of fans of seven.

Picture deal.

I must have climbed a little too high.

But you know what the jokes on them, man?

Because I had the realisation they could take away the movies

and the cars and the women,

but they can't take away the dagger because I am the dagger.

And you, the mosquito.

And I can prove it.

See all these cars rushing here and there to work.

Bastards, by Justice Sword I summon the power of invisibility.

Not that.

You're hungry.

Watch this.

My oldest hammer freezes in subordinates.

One bite.

You see?

Look at that as you.

The mosquito?

It's in the universe.

What's this?

When the motion is getting in the way of your cons,

Christiana Dior and Chad Locks I

motor car, that looked like shit, right?

Ohh.

Hell, man.

See you later, Lopez.

Viacom deals.

Let's send them off here.

Lopez, you made us laugh.

You made us cry.

Travel now down the river.

Stakes

may zoom.

Meet you at the Smokey gates

with the power of 1000 Daggers.

Damn.

My bad.

Anything.

You were here, save that guy's life.

Wait.

Are you late, pronto?

Oh my God Ali.

That's it Pronto.

Latte pronto.

Huh.

My God.

Look, Lenny, you're just not on the list.

Well, you know me by now, Gandy.

Yeah, but that doesn't put you on the list.

You're not even looking at the list because I know you're not on it.

I'm sorry, you're right.

Anything we can work out?

Did you hear about Latte?

No.

You know something about Latte?

They're giving him a key to the city.

Some guys got all the luck, huh?

This courage and sense of civic duty

toward his fellow man,

no matter what their place

in society.

It is with great pride

that I present Mr Pronto,

with this the key to the city of Los

Angeles.

Ohh, don't try to get in the City Hall with that.

It's purely symbolic.

With all jokes aside,

I'd like to talk to you in earnest about running for office.

Let's grab lunch.

I've had a good run.

But nobody wants to be married forever.

If you're not moving up in this world, you're moving out.

Or over.

Of whatever the expression is.

That's why I'm going to take a run at the Senate.

Now I'm going to need somebody to fill my shoes,

somebody who's going to endorse me,

of course.

And someone who the people will love.

And that's where you come in.

While people love it,

come back story

if you can pretend to be a person in the movies.

You can pretend to be a person in a life.

Sorry I'm late.

Did some quick polling.

They love him.

They absolutely love him.

I've always been able to pick a winner.

Well, Speaking of winners, let's say this is Terry.

We have a lot to do.

His image is fine,

but we have to figure out what platform he'll run on.

Well, that's easy.

Is for the people.

Well, every candidate is for the people.

That's why it works.

We are ready for change.

How about?

Freeing America from its corporate grip.

He's the anti big business candidate, the the corporation killer.

I like that.

And yes, he is for the fucking people too, for Christ sake.

We'll be in touch.

Going to be great latte, but I'm going to need this back.

Thanks Michelle.

Get it?

I'm afraid my brother is under the weather,

Mr Pronto.

So I will be speaking on his behalf.

You're a man of few words.

It's very hard to trust a man of few words.

It is hard to know where he stands,

so when he is selected and believe me,

all men in

your position are selected,

it is very disconcerting to discover that suddenly.

His man with an agenda.

He just traded in his Cape for A cause.

Is a corporation killer.

Anti big business.

He's.

For the people.

Some dissent is good.

You must allow some dissent.

But is that what the people want?

Mr Pronto.

What do you know of people?

The.

For the people are bloodthirsty, Mr Pronto.

They sit in the dark and sip syrupy sodas

like the blood of their enemies while they

watched hyper realised versions of themselves kill and kill

and kill some more.

And do you know why?

Because it makes them forget.

It makes them stop asking questions.

Because we want to ask the questions.

Such as?

Who are you really, Latte pronto.

Where do you come from?

What do you want really?

Our little birdies couldn't find a thing on you,

and we find that most disturbing.

Most disturbing, indeed.

However, I do not need to know your true identity.

I don't need to know your past history

to know what it is that you really want,

because

it is what I want.

It is what all men want.

That is why we crave fame and power and money for what you want.

What I want and what all men want

is the unimpeded expulsion of our Jesus.

And when you seek to destroy.

Another man's fame or wealth or power

you seek to eliminate

the very tools he has a mask

to ensure that expulsion.

My brother and I will not be robbed of our ability to expel.

We will not have the flow of our natural desires plugged up.

Our fluid will not be forced to retreat inward.

So help me God.

My man, it's good to have you back.

You're a hero.

Everybody loves a hero.

Key to the city.

Come on.

And great news.

Despite being a colossal critical failure,

Mosquito Boy did rather well overseas.

I guess the mosquitoes are kind of a global irritant

so people could relate.

I just feel like at this point you need someone gets you.

I get lots of, you know, and the first step

because you and I are going to do big things.

First step in that is you got to.

Not the rest of the team will.

Loose cut ties.

You and me are now doing big things.

We are out there.

We are scared.

We don't have a plan.

So we're thinking on our feet.

We're on our backs, thinking on our feet.

We don't know what you think opportunities are.

We just know that we have to get them

and that that's what's so exciting about being

being a young performer at this time.

Like lots of big things together.

What are you doing up there, Bud?

Bud, we want big things.

That's this.

Bud.

Excuse me, bud, but what are you doing?

I cannot be there.

What day, What day?

One day.

Look, you've got to take him back.

Come on.

You know you love him.

You know you need him.

He's got what it takes.

Give us another shot, please.

Thought you didn't need me ohh, but I do.

I do.

And I'm willing to change big time, right?

Yeah, I want the latte pronto treatment.

They brought him.

I don't know.

Fame.

Fortune Do they matter?

You really want to be somebody.

I'd say find someone.

Who really cares about you?

That's what really matters.

Jesus.

OK, let them.

Wait, wait, wait.

OK.

Lucky.

Anyway.

OK.

Latte.

One day.

Latte.

Watching.

OK, please.

Just let me say one thing.

I'm sorry

I did you wrong.

I see that now.

If there's something you need to tell me then just say it.

Say it.

I can handle it, I can change.

Just let me have it help me become the better version of myself.

Got it.

Silent treatment.

That's fair.

You probably hate my guts.

But listen, for what it's worth.

I don't care for work.

I just miss you.

Hey, just miss.

You.

Because I really love you, pal.

I mean it.

I.

Love you too.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I think.

Was this for me?

Is this for real, pal?

It's just.

Am I looking at here Is this?

Could be real.

Yeah.

Could be a bunch of fool's gold.

You know.

You know what?

Forget it, we got each other.

You hungry?

Come on, let's grab a bite to eat.