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So in this is this a thing you can provide

Because you said you could I I'd like to do

one TV spot maybe could Ohh yeah.

Give me on one of the jimmies.

Yes.

I need money and opportunities and I wanted to get.

I want to get into the comedy clubs like the The Laughing Hut.

Yes.

I can totally see you there.

And can you can you get me into these places.

Yeah you can Getting all those places, buddy.

Yes.

Yeah.

Like, I mean, but I need that to happen.

Like now I need something to happen finally.

You know.

Yes.

OK.

So let's go.

Hey.

I get it.

Look.

Fame, fortune.

That's everything.

And don't let anybody tell you otherwise,

because without that, you're nobody.

But you can't do it alone.

It takes 2 to tango.

OK?

I feel like you're not listening to me or hearing me at all.

I hear you.

You're in a rut, You're not booking.

You want to make some changes.

So we'll find a new agent, new manager.

And you know, maybe you could shake things up too,

like work a dummy into your actor

or something.

I hear ventriloquism is making a comeback.

It's not.

I don't know who told you that.

People.

And it is.

But it's not as it is, but a moment that looks like you.

I see right now.

No, it's not.

It's a great thing.

What do you do?

What is this?

What is this?

This puppet suggestion?

Look, it's been months, OK?

And you've brought me nothing.

Nobody.

No agents, no managers.

You've introduced me to 0 people.

Well, it takes time.

Yeah, I'm not sure I even know what you do.

What do you do?

What do you mean?

What do I do it all?

I'm your guy, she said.

You're a publicist, but you don't even have a website.

There's no phone number to call.

I am.

I have.

Ohh.

Excuse me, Are you a publicist?

Yes, $8.

You are your real publicist.

You have other clients.

Excuse me, I'm counting.

1.

2.

Three.

I'm letting you go.

I'm moving on.

What?

You're fired.

Us.

What about our relationship?

What is that?

What about the tip that you promised?

There is no us.

You care about yourself.

You don't care about me at all.

That is not true.

No.

I think of both.

I need you.

I don't need you.

Fine.

Rip my heart out, Why don't you?

I don't need you anyway.

I'll find somebody better.

Just you wait and see.

I'll find myself a real somebody.

The patients essentially is nobody, No family, no friends.

His condition is, quite frankly, bizarre to say the least.

Here's the mind of a A5 year old or say,

a Labrador Retriever.

Understanding very little and allowing himself to

be quite easily led,

observed patient.

Would you stand up?

Stand up.

Yeah, yeah.

Perfect.

How about you?

Maybe put your hand on your head.

Can you do that for me?

Yeah, put your hand on your head.

On your head.

Now.

Your nose.

Your finger on your nose.

Yeah, yeah, right.

How about your chin?

Do that.

How about for your Can you find your ear?

Yeah, great.

Have a seat.

You can have a seat now.

Have a seat.

No, no.

Sit.

You're done.

Here you go.

Just sit down.

Yeah.

You're good.

You're good.

We're done.

We're done.

You did great.

You did wonderfully good job.

See, what do you think it is?

Age regression, perhaps?

We do think it is that,

in part possibly caused by some severe trauma,

the loss of a

loved one?

It's hard to say.

The patient has lost the ability to speak.

I see he's not deaf and he's technically not mute.

His case is medically undefinable.

Is his condition reversible?

You know, with the proper amount of care

and a lot of exposure therapy

and neuro physical

cognitive therapy.

And if we were to have one meaningful connexion, yes,

it's possible that he could regain

his understanding of the world,

his ability to speak, his his emotions.

Fascinating.

So what's our first course of action?

Well, the state is not going to pay for any of that.

No, we are going to put his ass on the first bus downtown.

Lenny.

You don't even know what I'm calling you, buddy.

OK, then, yeah, that is why I'm calling you.

Listen, no, I'm just talking about representation.

Hello.

And

we.

Wheeze.

Might he?

Might he?

Please, I just.

I'm begging you.

I'm just.

I need a client.

No, you're getting personal.

I am a Republicans Mikey.

No, I get people things.

Why?

OK.

No.

No.

Hi, Armando.

Yeah, How are you doing, buddy?

Hold on, let me call you back.

Dead.

Hey, it's Lenny from Starmaker Publicity.

I'm sorry, I just don't see your name on the list.

Which film production are you with again?

And with the, you know, me, I'm a big time publicist.

So you said that.

I mean, well, you know, I'm not some bozo that,

you know, just I'm sorry.

I'm afraid I don't.

Yeah.

Look, I can give you some money.

I'm just a little bit.

I mean, you're not now, but down the line,

like I find the right client.

I cut you in on the profits.

Bing bang boom with somebodies.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

I'll give you $5.

Please let me have one, please.

Please let me, please let me on the line.

Please let me, please.

What do you mean you won't get out of the trailer?

I don't know if any off the character.

You know what?

I've had it with this method.

Acting bullshit.

It's just all nonsense.

All he's got to do is go hit the mark,

say his words and that's it.

Spencer Tracy said.

That good enough for him.

That's good enough for me.

Put him on the phone.

I tried already, he said.

Trailers with air conditioning weren't invented yet either,

but he doesn't mind sitting

in one of those all day.

Fuck off.

The production had a standstill.

Fuck off.

They need you to think of something.

Please.

Now.

Holy shit.

Get in.

Come here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get it?

Get it.

You speak English?

Come here.

I got a job for you.

Come on.

This is going to be good.

Come on.

I promise you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There you go.

You should want some.

That's OK.

Ah.

Pronto.

Got it.

Don't book her on Tell us fast as possible.

Updates Mr Bingley.

Still his trailer, Sir.

Remember to call him Sir Bingley.

I don't want another episode like last time.

Sorry Sir Binsley still in there.

We've been shooting second unit stuff but the rest of the cast

is getting a little irritated.

Nobody's nobody's walked.

Chad lots went for a drive to blow off some steam

but he said he'd be back.

For now.

She's fine.

She's Skyping with the government.

If you going to visit or something?

Black, Black, Mark.

Mark.

Mark.

What's the plan?

Sure, Bingley.

Man, what the hell God I flew name

is that I answered one name of one name only.

That's Billy the Kid.

All right.

Billy the Kid.

Don't drop the third part now.

Excuse me, Sir.

Billy the Kid.

I think that going to suit me just fine.

Got kind of a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

How about you call me that from now on, All right?

Yeah.

Making announcement to everybody always out there, right?

And Sir.

Billy the Kid.

From now on, listen to me, fuck face.

You're either Sir and an actor from England

or you're Billy the fucking Kid.

But you can't be bothered.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm done.

I'm done.

I'm sick of this shit.

I'm sick of it.

Fucking mouth.

We were.

Shit.

Take a look at this guy.

What about him?

He's a dead ringer for you.

This man don't look nothing like me.

I mean, look at him.

He's too short.

It's exact same height as you.

It's just not wearing lips like you do.

I know you listen to me

or I never want to live to my God damn life.

I'm done.

I'm fucking done.

You don't even know what lift is because they haven't been invented.

Stop.

Stop this shit.

Not gonna take him into makeup so we can finish the day for you.

Yeah, now we're around with big white man.

Now we rolling.

And guess what from face, I'd like to see you try that.

Let's go.

Let's go.

He left.

You were working with her.

God.

How are we going to do you have to do

is just put the colour on you're actually.

I would agree with that actually.

You were always so.

Would you help?

We're here.

OK.

They're stressing them out.

Actually, this is sound stage, real dirt.

That's the bank over there.

That's the saloon.

So Tony, Tony, this is Tony London, the director.

This is the guy.

Aye, chat, chat, chat.

This is Chad Lutz, OK, he played the black part.

The other lead.

I understand you're from the streets.

Now respect bro, not respect word.

All right.

And this is the great Christianity or I'm sure

you know who she is,

she playing your

wife, The one that you're leaving for, Barts girl.

Tasmania.

Ohh right.

See.

You ain't cussing the seeing me like this.

I'm fixing to stay in character.

Too short?

An Apple box.

All right.

As for you 888.

As for you, or it knows you're sleeping with his girl.

Your wife is ready to blow her brains out.

So what I need from you is give give me a a.

This is such a mess.

That that that kind of look that that kind of field

you got it yes or no?

Jesus Christ, can you even talk?

You don't know if you can talk.

Let's go

just fuck it.

Do nothing works for tonnes of actors.

Thank you.

Say a prayer.

Right here, Sir.

Thank you.

Right, I need you here.

I need you here.

The guy won't stop moving.

It's fine.

On the box booster,

stay right there on the box.

In the box, on the box, OK.

Roger yourself, now yourself.

Just connect your emotions with the suffering of the streets.

Feel me?

I'm going to come at you hard, bro.

I want you real hard.

Come on, let's spin them.

32A Take one.

All right.

Action.

Who are you Connect with, my girl?

God, you can't park either cheating sack of shit as it is.

You want to get to know more Bride.

You want to get to know more?

Blade is looking right into catch.

Good to know more blades.

One up what you want to do,

you want what is the life and you will know the other.

I don't need the line reading.

Just say the God damn line.

Terrible line.

The line is terrible because I don't want to say.

If you can't figure out how,

we're talking about your gun.

Are you

looking at the camera on this one?

Yeah, you terrible.

Come over here.

Actually.

Right, and the camera is first time doing this.

Yeah, that is it over there.

Can we just go back to put it back on the box, take 3?

All right.

There we go.

Four, actually.

I'm feeling good now, feeling good,

but I just go back, take it from the top, take 5.

Stripping the line and taking blade

or are you going to get them what what is the line?

The other

20 action.

My girl will let you get a boy.

He's alive.

Jagger shitter than is cut.

His tiny little pulls off.

You don't improve how many fucking times we're over lunch by an hour.

All these extras are in pain.

Now.

Mr Stepping around, Get the blind.

Ohh you really.

We're going to go again.

I'll take Prompto.

Good work.

Excuse me, Mr Pronto, I'm a publicist for the.

Can I call you late?

Is that you love that?

You are.

A lot of big stars are growing by inanimate objects these days.

We're at lunch, folks.

That's lunch.

Thank you.

Yeah.

I'm going to take Latte pronto if they need us.

I'm sorry Ohh no,

it's a lucky pronto

he's a star of yeah.

Write that down.

That's OK.

That's great.

You're doing awesome.

Are you kidding me?

You've just been so great in expediting everything.

Myself.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Yeah.

Right.

Ohh.

Wow Latte pronto.

You and me are going to do big things pal.

I can feel it.

Look, that guy is ahead of the studio over there.

All his teeth are fake by the way.

I'll say hi later.

Ohh see her?

The one that looks like a model?

Don't look, she's actually a prostitute.

Do two of the salmon salad

and hold the salmon cause of the mercury.

No cheese or fatty nuts of any kind on there, please.

Ohh balsamic on this side.

Actually, scratch that.

No dressing, just the lettuce.

Rinse thoroughly with heavy and water.

We're going to split that ohh and five energy drinks.

You want any ohh it?

Take this away.

What are you trying to kill us?

Who's still sort of bread at a restaurant?

That little thing as a pack of cigarettes?

You don't smoke, do you?

Hang on.

That's the production.

Hello.

Yeah, I'm with Mr Pronto.

Wait, what?

Slow down What?

What?

OK.

Let me know.

Great news late, Sir.

Bingley's dead, as some of you may have heard.

Sir Thomas Kitt Bingley.

Died a few hours ago.

Course, there's going to be a complete autopsy eventually.

But it appears that he has fixated himself,

presumably while trying to find some truth

for the big hanging scene we're shooting tomorrow.

The asphyxiation may also have been.

Ottawa Erotic in nature?

We we, we we don't know.

And it's all very unclear.

But I think it was.

Well, that was stupid.

Now I'd like to take a moment

to speak towards what what Tommy would have wanted.

He of course we would say let let's stop filming can the entire movie.

What?

That's crazy.

No, no.

We gave it a go.

You know, we tried.

But you all know and would agree.

Tommy was a fucking asshole.

Yeah, well, yeah, it was a bit of an asshole,

but

that's the long and short of it.

But we're gonna finish this movie

and we're gonna finish it with that guy.

Fuck.

Trying to lose calories and change their minds.

This is big time.

Starts coming down.

Hey, Latte.

Welcome.

Welcome to your team.

You got me, Your agent.

I'll handle all incoming calls.

I take 10%.

Got your manager.

You'll manage your fares 10%.

Also it's industry standard.

Got your business manager?

He'll manage business affairs 5%.

Got your lawyer?

Litigation, Of course, 5% too.

Got your publicist?

You know him?

We'll put him on a weekly stylist.

Weekly.

Also, we've got a personal assistant.

She's hourly.

Plus we got you an intern.

Good news is, he's free.

Yeah.

This is a law against that now, so you'll have to pay him too.

Who's got your back?

Honey, You know the studio is going to stick in some motel

or apartment somewhere,

but

I talk some sense into them.

Look at this spot is perfect for you, Latte.

Think about it.

You can look over the streets you once begged on Lotte,

pronto killing it.

When you going to sleep out here?

What are you looking for?

Drugs is still good.

Look, I can get yourself.

You need it, but we can't have that in the papers.

I didn't follow you all night.

I'm parked outside your house.

Where to take you to set tomorrow.

But enough is enough, buddy.

Glad you got to be on 72 hours.

You're going to be exhausted.

I mean, I like a good walk as much as anybody,

but let's not make a habit of this.

Walking around our streets.

How did he do?

Are you serious right now?

Wake up.

Oh my God, this is Ohh.

I'm sorry.

Are you knocking on the door again?

Where's the cameras rolling?

Action.

Don't leave me, Billy.

Only really asked where to go.

I'll blow my brains out.

Christ, he can barely keep his eyes open

and just keep rolling.

Latte open, open.

Eyes open, I mean.

What is that other girl have on me, huh?

Isn't that a back?

Because I've been quick there.

Why is he smiling?

There's nothing in the script about smiling.

I know there's nothing in the script.

He's about to leave his wife, right?

And I can't have him spoiling

latte.

No, no, no smiling.

The script says look sorrowful, so just do nothing.

It doesn't say do nothing.

It actually says look sorrowful if you have the sides.

Elaine, I'm just gonna,

you know, isn't my clothes.

My hair?

Is it the fact that we're curses?

It's blinking.

Look at

look at her.

Look, Look at look at her.

Her.

Yeah, yeah.

Look at the the pretty dirty lady.

Yes.

Happens your white Billy.

How's your guts anyway?

No, she's doing it.

Jesus Christ.

God is moving on.

I think we got it.

Are you ready for this?

Next man going to come at you hard, bro.

Gonna start stretching.

Stretch them out now.

Stretch them out.

Oh, oh, oh.

That's what you get.

Dumb ass.

I appeal.

I'm gonna kill you, Billy.

No good woman.

Still sack of shit.

Harder.

They're up there.

Yeah, she gets this.

Yeah, we're from around.

Black.

Plus travel rules for this?

Really.

Keep track now.

1st.

Yeah, that's it.

Can I get you a coffee, Sir?

Or did you want to sit?

Let me get you a chair.

Hey bud, how you feeling?

888.

You were good.

You were good.

I felt the fear was palpable.

Yeah, I go half method these days, yeah.

Used to go full method,

but you know some people got hurt,

not me.

Kind of like Tommy, yeah.

Couldn't handle it.

Amazing how much you look like him.

It's like, it's truly remarkable.

It's uncanny.

Can I get you guys some chairs?

No, no, no.

We're good.

We're good.

Hey I just want to.

Tell you that I did what you're doing.

Really, I just think like words.

Are overrated.

You know, there's such crutches for us as actors.

I get you guys some chairs.

No, we're standing.

You know, Spielberg says

that you should be able to watch a movie with the sound off.

If it's hey guys.

Got those chairs for you?

Get them out of here.

You know, sometimes I'll go to the movies and I'll plug my ears.

Yeah, Ellie, go the extra mile and close my eyes too.

Yeah, you know, to really experience something,

you have to completely shut it out.

Did that with my ex-wife too.

Yeah, been talk to her or look at her for a month once.

She didn't get it at all.

Hey, I'm throwing a party tonight.

You'll love it, but I'll give you a ride.

And do some pushups get jacked with this one?

Yeah, I got your chair, Mr Prono.

They're ready for you, Mr Pronto.

I have some of that.

James Dean died right over there.

Terrible tragedy.

The Big break kit and this baby watch you go.

Straight.

Pocket.

Yeah.

There was a fresh fucking drink, Douche bag.

Ohh great.

What the fuck does that?

This party sucks.

And how sucks?

Hey, have you seen my boyfriend?

Hello.

We don't mind.

None of you have been right

so much for nothing.

Here is my boyfriend.

Turn high.

Your house is so thick.

Got a boyfriend?

No.

Nice.

Good fun.

Great party, huh?

You're looking for representation.

OK, all right.

I got my eye on you.

You ever heard a latte?

Pronto.

You know,

yeah.

So like, I was doing like gluten free, you know what I mean?

For like a year.

But that's actually like bullshit.

So I pretty much just switched up.

Like and then like I'm doing like a raw diet now,

so it's like back to basics like nothing

cooked.

Ohh no.

It's like total.

It's sort of like caveman style, like, you know, like going back to before.

They like pumped food with all sorts of chemicals and shit

and like everybody like burnt

out.

All like the healthy nutrients and food by like cooking everything.

And diet like 30 years old.

That's a common misconception.

That's economist conception.

Like, like there's a lot of, like, conflicting data on that,

like like myself.

Come on.

Seriously.

Why?

Probably learned that on the streets.

Full service, full stop.

I do it all.

I get you movies, I get you TV, I get you talk shows,

I get you social media.

I get you all the hits and all the likes.

You know who latte pronto with nice stripes?

I don't know why I subject myself to Chad's dreadful parties.

They're full of nothing but Sycophants and Philistines.

You're different though lately.

You're not like most men, are you?

You have a secret past.

There's pain in your soul.

I can see it.

I was watching you at the party.

You didn't fit in.

I saw you dance and I loved it.

OK.

It reminded me of tribal wedding challenge

of the ancient Aztec princesses suitors.

Shooters were all dance to impress her

and then the winner would get her hand and lose

her, would get fed to poison snakes.

You may never be able to tell me your secrets.

Maybe I can feel him.

Make Love to me, Monte.

Huge star.

It's gonna be huge.

Door.

God, that was wonderful.

I felt so much.

Truth.

You have a tender heart.

And most.

You can't find that in a man anyway.

Can I tell you a secret of mine?

My real name isn't Christiana.

It's Mildred.

Mildred Lump Sheds.

Terrible, right?

I think we should get married.

Oh.

I'll take pronto.

This is a huge move for you latte.

Very big publications are going nuts with a capital Z.

There's paparazzi everywhere.

All the talk shows, magazine covers.

Set.

It really is the ideal.

Is it safe to be?

Ohh no.

Try this.

I'm such a big fan of yours.

Ohh.

They'd be cool.

That's a very nice choice when my favourite ohh,

I'm getting great publicist right there

along the side getting great.

What publicist?

Are you sure about that?

Yeah, I'm very sure.

Fine.

It's your mother.

Yes.

We're very excited to adopt.

We just, we have so much and it's so important to us to give back.

Take them all.

No, just this out.

Not myself.

I bracelet.

Solid gold.

This is, yeah.

I have publicists engraved on and everything Latte.

Things are looking up for us.

Hell, up, up, up.

Life is good, my man.

Whoa.

What season is it, though?

I prefer not to do any winter stuff.

Honey, let the nannies.

Cristiana and the late Sir Bingley is palpable,

but it is not until the role is taken

over by Mr Pronto that the pair truly becomes electric.

Latte is often seen looking directly into lands of Christiana.

Breaking the 4th wall as well.

Perhaps this is the most powerful moment of all,

husband and wife torn apart on film

and brought together in life, looking to us and saying.

Huge crowd, plus the kids.

Great move, man.

We are killing it.

I'm sorry Sir, I don't think I'm going to fit in your shoes.

You wouldn't get infused.

OK, let's let's give him a warm welcome.

Ladies and gentlemen, Latte Ferrante.

I think you're stuck.

You might need to do some fishing.

The wrong way.

Now there we go.

There we go.

I guess.

I just.

No.

Ohh.

Ready.

You have got a big film premiere tomorrow night.

You got dressed to the nines.

Do it all up.

Tell me something funny.

Does that make you a little nervous?

Yeah.

What are you wearing?

What is your wife wearing And lighting?

I saw an early screening of the movie Latte

and I don't want to give anything away,

but

I do have one burning question.

What are you wearing?

I'd like to tell you what I'm wearing.

Congrats, you tilt.

Big night.

Big night.

You look beautiful.

I'm thrilled.

This is just fantastic.

I don't know you.

Now why is it when most folks see me,

they just see some funny little kid?

Man, I never understand that.

How many hours?

I guess people just see what they want to see, don't they?

Don't bother me nut.

I don't think, no, never mind.

Because you know what I see when I see them?

People.

Man again.

Fantastic stuff.

Really crave worthy.

When I'm hearing you were the audience.

Really.

Really.

I sensed it was good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I only hear specifics.

Specifics.

Oh my gosh.

I got a whole list of

Tony.

Thank you.

You try to take credit for that.

It was my idea.

That's so good.

Look.

Amazing.

What?

Are you sure my eyes looking?

No, very young eyes.

Very young eyes.

Mark, you have an eye lift guy, right?

And it's working.

Just so natural.

Like look at me Plante Oh my God you are testing through the roof.

People loved you.

You got in there at the sweet spot and you scored big.

I hate to say it.

You won this thing pal.

We have so many things planned.

How are you on this?

Junior agent?

Junior agent?

Yeah, pretty much senior agent,

but junior right now as a placeholder.

So where's his senior agent?

She's with all the top guys.

You should not go over there with lattes.

The top guy, Of course he's a top guy.

No, I'm not saying he's not a top guy.

Wait, you're saying he's not?

No.

What is it?

No, no, no.

Can you excuse us for a second?

Yeah, absolutely.

I'm making the lap anyway.

Wow.

Oh my God, the nerve attack guy.

Dude.

It starts with this.

They get the junior agent.

They think they're claws on it.

They try to steal you away from me.

And then they dumped the whole team, starting with me.

I am not replaceable.

Excuse me?

I am not replaceable.

I am not replaceable.

I needed to hear you say it.

If you can say you won't leave me.

Sir, don't talk to me right now.

This is a problem right now.

He's a star of the movie.

Ohh, stop it.

No, I'm not leaving.

You're not.

Let's go.

Get your hands off me.

And I want to get you kicked out.

Get your hands off me.

You know I'm a somebody.

I'm a

I'm a somebody.

I'm a somebody.

I'm a somebody.

I'm not nobody.

Somebody.

I'm a somebody.

Funny.

Alright.

OK.

Well, I don't know what that episode was, Latte.

Was so selfish of you to do that on my big night.

You caused quite the disruption.

I can't have negative press, you know.

Nations will have decrepit children depend on my pristine image.

I want you to see my shaman.

She does anger management

through spiritual journey

and she'll put you on a heavy herbal

regiment.

Clean out some of your dogs and you're full of toxins.

And there's a raw food diet

that cleansed some of your negative energy

and just general

bad attitude.

Sorry about last night.

I can't believe he didn't know who we were.

What a jerk.

Is he gonna eat crow in my name?

Isn't life one day?

Thank God, I'm a nice guy.

Thank God.

OK, some good news and some bad news.

Good news first.

Give your Alex Tanner.

OK, I'll fill you in.

Fast Racer, Fast Racer 2, Fast Racer, Shanghai, all classics.

Okay latte.

Cheer up buddy.

This guy is the best in the biz

and he's going to be directing Mosquito Man

or is a Mosquito

Boy.

Doesn't matter.

It's one of the lesser known comics really.

But the point is they're thinking if the movie hits,

they can add the character to the

Questor movies and he wants you bud.

Sending you to meet him at his home in Bel Air.

This is huge.

Scoring this and home run pal game set match they brought to your killing.

Please let me.

You're killing it.

Never happens, right?

The bad news?

Apparently that security guard you punched is suing you.

I guess you've tweaked his neck or something.

Where's the place, Mr Parham?

Go ahead and hop on out.

They told me I'm not allowed to stay, Mr Bruno.

Greetings, Welcome to Lex Tanner's humble abode.

Please remove your shoes and come inside.

Alex is known for his great charitable deeds.

And his awesome heroin Connexion.

He discovered me at an air base.

The tiles are a little hot.

Have a seat next.

We'll see you in a moment.

Hey.

Like Toronto.

Ohh shit my man.

Go ahead, take a seat.

Sorry.

Keep you away like that, dude,

That's the only some bank stuff, you know?

Anyway, hey.

Maria son.

Son,

Son.

There you go, dude.

I can't believe you're here, man.

Thanks so much for coming by.

Huge fan, huge fan.

I love the shit you've been doing, man.

Breaking the 4th law and everything.

And it got me thinking.

Got the old wheels turning that, you know,

you look into the camera with two eyes and

the audience just, you know, they love it, they love it, right.

So what if you had 1000 eyes?

Because mosquitoes got shit on eyes.

You know that, right?

I mean, Can you imagine the audience reaction

if you locked all those fucking eyes on

him?

I mean, it would be crazy.

The brains would explode inside of their skulls

or just be like a fucking lava lamp in

there when they get MRI.

Hey, come on, let me show you the house, right?

Espressos.

Ohh.

So if you have any questions, please fire away.

Yeah, and all this wood is real, you know?

I think so.

Nobody here we here we go.

This is it.

This.

This right here.

This was a gift from Prince Harry.

I think it was Prince Harry's there.

You know, the ginger one.

Yeah.

It it was one of the original Knights

of the Round Table sword or something.

Can't really remember because I wasn't listening

when he gave it to me.

But yeah, no, it's like one of three in the world lie.

The Arden, those joints is very rare.

All had the story behind it.

You can literally take all day talking about it.

The house was built by Orson Wells.

I had to redo most of it though.

The guy in terrible taste, Olivia Newton John,

lived here for a short time too.

She put in the disco room.

Oh, dude, I had the craziest Russian chicks

in here the other day.

I mean, just insane.

I mean Russians.

Not a party because of all that snow they got over there.

You know that, right?

Makes people insane.

Yeah.

Russians love me.

Putin actually asked me to be best man.

One of his karate tournaments.

Whatever that means.

I actually couldn't do it.

Here, Cheque it out.

Want to go ahead and take a deep breath?

Relax.

Nice day.

Focus your eyes on mine 3.

2.

Fine.

There you go.

Ohh.

From Creating a book of celebrity photos.

Yeah, I feel like the mosquito isn't appreciated by people

because of the itchiness of

the bite.

You know, but you gotta respect them, man.

I mean, they can fly around

with a tremendous amount of blood in their noses, which is.

Much more than I can say for you or me and Maria.

Maria.

Yeah, which belt?

They're the same.

Yeah.

Belt.

Yeah, which belt?

Bolt.

All right, I'll try.

OK, I gotta get to the bank, Maria.

They want us out of here.

Party.

I'm going to the South of France for a few days.

I've been invited by Louis Vale, the handbag designer,

to stay at his villa and I'm taking

the children.

I just think we need a little breather given your rage episodes

and this whole lawsuit

thing.

The shaman is Outback waiting for you.

Look at me.

LOL.

Government.

Go away.

Banana.

Banana.

Banana.

Do you have any bananas?

I'm hungry.

Wait.

OK.

Really, do apologise for getting a little bit of wax in your eyeball.

So today's session will be $6000 and for cheque writing purposes.

I know I told you my name is Mountain Bread,

but if you could make it out to Shelly GOOG.

Mosquito people now isn't that right?

Gonna happen.

I'm so excited.

We're so excited.

You look so good looking, Brad.

So.

Hey boss, I know you're waiting on #1 jump out HMU,

but I want you to know that FX is

all set and ready to pop.

OK?

What the hell is this?

This this your tennis ball cannon.

OK, we're set.

We're ready to go.

I got you speed.

I got your violence.

I got your velocity.

I've got all you can handle.

I thought was gonna be like a like a handheld thing.

So you can.

That's That's not what I was told to take your production designer.

Watch your face.

But we're going to be over here.

I'm on 13.

You tell me anything you need.

Alright.

Thank you.

Look great in that hat.

Ohh.

This is Victor.

He specialises in monster makeup.

He'll be applying your mosquito prosthetics,

so good luck with that.

You know already.

OK, let's do this.

OK, so here's the action.

You got tennis ball one.

That's going to be cruel, man.

Alright, Croman comes at you.

Ah, you duck.

Tennis balls two and three.

Those are blasts from his bug spray cannons.

Right.

They hit you can't then I need a you know, oh shit,

I'm down comma is going to eat me

kind of face and that's we do your eye thing right to the camera.

You ready?

Here we go folks.

And play time.

OK, let's let's do it again.

Again, You gotta duck.

All right, buddy, just don't let it hit you.

Just, you know, avoid it.

Gotta get down big time.

No, that's alright.

I got, I got it.

All direct, if you don't mind.

Alright, that's coming real quick, real quick.

So get ready to duck.

Alright, ready and play time.

Play party.

Are you here?

I like it now, right?

Got those came out Victor.

OK, OK, this is going to get really bad.

All right, Latte, here's the deal.

We're gonna help you out with the choreography now, OK?

So let's get ready.

Here we come.

And play time.

Horse meat.

And cut right at the.

Latte Energy drink.

No.

Good news bud.

I got you into the sexism magazine party.

I think that's what it's called.

Sounds wrong.

Now that I'm saying out loud.

Anyway, big time publication, classy stuff

and I'm pushing to get you on the cover,

but

it's tough.

They normally go for a monster set of cans.

OK, we got it wrong.

Ohh.

Let's go.

I'm going to find the editor and make the Crown Prince reductions.

You got to kiss this guy down for me

if you want to make the cover.

Jesus Christ show.

Like this?

They're

in the mouth.

Stop.

Nice.

Can you?

Ohh shit.

I just pissed on a rat.

Ohh man I love it down here.

You can just see there.

Parties.

Man, they're so cliche.

Like words.

Want some?

Yeah, it's real small back stuff.

Yeah, I made it myself.

I'm into that.

Sustainable indoor farming.

Ohh and gold.

Yeah, I got pockets for one.

Yeah.

What's up?

Yeah.

Yeah, make rings.

Bottle openers.

Whatever.

Keep it.

Keep it.

No ones.

Uh.

That one's a.

That was a paperweight, I think, yeah.

These fucking guys.

They think I'm some people think I'm some animal in the zoo.

You could just take a picture of what you think now.

Now in the zoo.

No.

Kind of facial, right?

No, Sir.

Face the camera.

Nope, Sir, we're not done.

I'm not mad at you.

I get it.

And let us some steam.

So wild oats, but do not blow this for me.

I'm sorry.

I'm not mad at you not.

Look, I'm your guy.

I got your back no matter what.

No matter what.

I'm always on your side.

So, latte, what are you big time now?

You're hot shot.

Don't

you don't want to deal with your macho shenanigans?

Listen to me.

These outbursts, they got to stop the shut up the head of the studio.

He's coming down here right now to chew you out.

This is a problem.

Good topic.

This is not good.

They are mumbling about replacing you.

You.

Are you listening here, you latte.

All right, we can't be missing shoot days on our

mosquito man because boy, mosquito boy.

I mean, we've already spent

2,000,000.

Two million, 200,000,000 fucking dollars

and I'm not going to spend one more cent on

your dumb ass macho bullshit, Understand.

What?

Where's the fucking actor?

OK.

It's not just, you know, don't don't

right, don't we start fucking money.

Hey Mr Pronto.

I just wanted to introduce myself.

I'm your, I'm your standing I stand on.