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So what part of New Hampshire is this,

exactly? We're not in New Hampshire,

Milo. That's right, Exactly not New

Hampshire. You starting to get it now?

Nope. I don't have the foggiest clue

what's going on here. That guy kept

calling me Doctor Braverman, which is

the name of my orthopedist. So what I'm

thinking is I just had another hip

surgery and now I'm coming out of it.Hey.

Check this out.

OK, we have to find Spencer, and

in order to do that, I think we have to

start playing the game. I mean, I'm sure

that's what he did. We find him, we

finished the game and we go home.

You OK?Would you look at me?

I'm back.I mean, I haven't

looked like this since. Never.You

look like this. Never. What are you

talking about? When I was younger, I was

in great shape. I remember you when you

were younger and this is not what you

look like.I think my eyes are a

different color.All of you is a

different color. It's a good look on me,

huh?

OK, they're headed north. Which way

is north? I have no idea. Well, you

wanna check the map? Right on the map,

guy. Now find it Oasis and follow the

flame to the desert fruit. Follow the

flame to the desert fruit. You know it

is nothing. You can see it. You can't.

Each place on the map is a different

level of the game, and the levels get

harder as we go.This one is

called.Dunes.

No ****.

Who the hell is that?

Ohh.That's an ostrich ohh

no. Yes indeed.

That is an

ostrich. The ostrich is a

flightless bird, one of 60

species. You got the Penguin, you got

the emu and you got the Kiwi.

Funny thing is, I don't remember knowing

you're.Apologies last time.

It's an important job. Maybe if we could

just get through this a little quicker.

Well another thing is they can run up to

45 mph which

makes them the world's fastest 2

legged animal. Did you know that?

Fascinating.

What a magnificent creature.

Get out of here.What else do you

know about him? Well, here's another

interesting fact. They have 3

stomachs. How about that?

Just a bird. OK? Come on, get moving.

Get out of here. Is there anything else

we need to know? Bada Broward, Another

interesting thing about the ostrich,

said. Scram, you stupid Bright. When

threatened. Get outta here. They attack.

Oh. Oh my.

Eddie. Eddie. Where's

Eddie? Is he dead? No. Yes,

he died, but he's fine.Did I

just kill Eddie?By

talking too slow.

Like he always said I would.

Why does everybody keep dropping from

the sky?Nurse,

I'm gonna need to see Doctor Braverman

right now, please.I'm not your nurse.

OK, listen, these tattoos on our arms,

that is your life count.We each have

three lives. You and Fridge each have

two left. If you lose all three, listen

to me. It is game over. That's

it. You're dead.Dead like.

Kapowski, yes.

Husky.

What the hell is that? That's not good

luck.

Ohh, there's one more thing about

ostriches. Ohh no say it.

They travel in herds.

We gotta get out of here.

Let's go.

Go you see the key anywhere. OK, How do

I do this? I don't know. I never driven

one of these before.

Maybe in the dash?

Green button, green button go.

Go.

Like that.

Terrible draft. What are you talking

about? We're fine. We're better.

Oh, oh,

down.Total.

Yeah.

Help.

Beat it.Get out of

here.

I think we lost him, yeah.

Hmm.

Why?

OK. Yeah.

Ohh no.

What do we do? What do we do?

Get in alright.

Suckers.

It is not.

What do we do?What do we

do?

What are you doing? Perks. Bark. Bark,

Bark, bark.

What the hell, man? They're flightless

birds.

We're not going to make it. We're gonna

make it. I don't think we're gonna make

it. We're gonna make it.

We're not gonna make it.

That.Was fantastic.

Yeah, you see that birds, You know, mess

with the kid.Like that.

Did you see me?I was incredible.