Original subtitles

- Honey. - Let's go.

Excuse me.

Take the stairs!

The cops are here! Let's go!

This way!

Chase them!

Hey, what are you doing? This is my car!

Damn, it's a dead end. Reverse!

They're over there.

What now?

Let's take a chance!

Hold on!

Excuse you! That's so rude.

Let's split up!

FUJI-Q HIGHLAND

What?

What's wrong with you?

Ricky!

Over there!

Hey, that's dangerous!

Hey.

Don't worry. They won't find us.

Are you ready? Say cheese!

Okay.

Are you still running?

What are you doing?

Welcome. Please enter.

Can you please help us to take a picture?

- Okay. - Thanks.

One more, please.

Come. I'll take one for you.

Say cheese.

- I have to go. - Thank you.

Let's go in. I've already bought the tickets.

Really?

Ricky!

You've got guts.

Here are the photos.

I told you that joining our club would benefit you.

When the cop steps into our territory, he'll definitely be dead.

DAI

Ping! Answer the phone!

Your phone rings around the clock.

I'm in charge of taking calls from undercover agents all around the world.

Hello?

Try Bulgarian.

Hello?

Hello?

Answer it yourself!

Hello?

Hello?

It's from Japan.

- Hello? - Hello.

Sir, it's Muscles. I found him.

He finally showed up.

Bring him back then.

I couldn't get him.

They even got Ricky.

That's easy. I'll send a couple of agents to help you.

It's no use, they have information on Hong Kong Police's special agents.

What should we do then?

Get Kidstuff, my buddy from the orphanage.

What? Kidstuff?

We'll get in trouble if we don't sell the goods in warehouse seven.

What's the profit margin?

It's 32 times more than the market price.

Sell them! I thought we could make a profit from it.

Boss, Dicky and Lam are fighting again.

- Why are they fighting? - Because of Brigette Lin.

- Give her to me. - Okay.

Let them take turns to pin it up every week, that's it.

- No. - It belongs to my boss.

He's so forceful!

Boss, I have Maggie Cheung.

Is it clean?

Of course, it is! It was only used to wrap chicken wings.

Good! Save it for me!

Hey, get back to work!

Summon those lousy convicts from cell number three.

- Number 7181! - Present!

- Number 5734! - Present!

- Number 6377! - Present!

Come here!

Here they are, sir.

All right. Get Number 1663 here.

Get back to work.

Number 1663!

- Present! - Come here!

You're set free today, Number 1663.

- Sir, you're setting me free today? - Yes.

Sir, stop playing around.

I know my sentence.

Including public holidays and weekends,

I should be here until Mid-Autumn Festival.

You're set free early because of good conduct.

You may go.

- Really? - Do you think I'll joke about this?

Sir, I would like to collect my things.

My watch, ring and lighter.

Forget it. Here's 500 dollars.

Take it as compensation from the police for your loss.

Leave immediately!

Can I say goodbye to my friends then?

You have 30 seconds.

Thank you, sir.

Listen, they're setting me free.

I have four packs of Marlboro stashed under a flower pot.

And there's half a bottle of cola under my bed.

Share it among yourselves.

Don't forget to keep Cherie Chung, Moon Lee, Jenny Tseng and Terry Hu for me.

Number 1663, it's time to go!

Sir, I'm leaving.

Bye, sir!

I'm soaring into the sky

- Freeze! - Freeze!

What have I done?

You broke out of jail.

What?

This is a setup!

Of course, it is.

But if you cooperate with the police, you're free to go

and you'll get a reward of two million dollars.

Is it World War III already?

It's not that serious.

I just want you to go to Japan and help to bring someone back.

Is he a cop?

There's a black sheep in every flock.

He's the black sheep of the police force.

He took jewels

worth 100 million dollars confiscated by our special agents

and sought shelter from Scarecrow Club in Japan.

We can't go after him openly.

So, we need a criminal genius like you

to apprehend him.

Hey. Can't you say it nicely?

I'm only a crook because I'm too fat to be a cop.

That's why I think they should change the police qualifications.

Tell me.

Are you in or not?

I'm in! But I need help from my friends.

I don't care who you get.

Report at this place within 24 hours

and wait for my orders.

Can you pay a deposit first?

I knew you would say that.

Here.

Hey. Tell me your friends' names first.

Let's go, you can't afford that.

- Really? - Yes.

Hey, Herb!

You have five cavities.

Three on the upper jaw and two on the lower.

It'll be 3,000 dollars.

What? Say that again.

It's 5,000 dollars.

I can't hear you clearly.

It's 7,000 dollars.

I don't have that many cavities.

Give me another offer.

How about 10,000 dollars? That's all I have.

Fine, give it to me.

Watch it.

I don't want to draw blood.

Come in!

Doctor, Millionaire Chan is here.

He's in a hurry and wants to be attended to.

Give me two minutes.

Millionaire Chan? I have to grab this opportunity.

He is...

I know, he's Millionaire Chan.

With that name, he must have millions or hundreds of thousands, at least.

- Don't do anything... - What do you mean? Shut up!

Get in there!

Don't do this.

Don't do what?

When you two cheated on me, have you considered how hurt I'll be?

No.

- Don't be mad, Mr. Chan. - Don't be mad.

- Please come in, Mr. Chan. - I really didn't.

I...

Are you Millionaire Chan?

Do you know me?

We treat everyone the same. As long as you have a tooth problem,

it doesn't matter if you're a man, a woman or if I know you or not.

Do you know her?

An old flame.

"An old flame"?

That means you had something with her.

"Something"?

- Do you mean a relationship? - Yes.

Of course.

Do you know that we have a relationship too?

What relationship?

She's my wife.

What a coincidence.

You have nothing to say now, right?

Wait! You've got the wrong guy.

Are you going to tell me he's not the adulterer?

Yes, it's him.

Now that things are like this, you should man up.

I'm a man all right, but I don't know you.

I'll kill you, you bastard!

Don't do this.

- Don't do this. - Move!

- Freeze! Police! - Freeze! Police!

Who are you?

- I'm a thief. - Good!

It's natural for us to arrest you then.

- Number 3622. - Yes.

Take him away.

Thief? Let's go!

Don't move!

The uniformed cops are on their way!

I'm Columbus, I discovered America.

Why are you walking such a skinny dog?

Is this a dog? It's a duck.

I'm talking to the duck. What is it to you?

Bye.

INTRODUCTION TO TELEKINESIS

Concentrate. Focus.

I want you to lay an egg.

Lay an egg.

Hey. He's gone crazy. Why do you want him?

He's saner than you.

Isn't this place great? Free food and lodging.

No worries and no need to spend money.

He's over there.

Sandy.

It's you guys!

Any good news lately?

Of course! Why else would we be here?

Great! That'll be fun!

Let's go.

I'll be rich!

Here, this dog is for you.

This is a female dog.

Let's play mahjong tonight.

- What? - Let's play mahjong tonight.

- What? - Let's play mahjong tonight.

- What? - Let's play mahjong tonight!

- Okay. What time? - What?

- What time? - What?

- What time? - What?

- I asked you, what time? - What?

- I asked you, what time? - Three o'clock!

Okay.

- Round up the others! - What?

- Round up the others! - What?

- Round up the others! - What?

- Round up the others! - What?

Round up the others!

Okay.

- Why aren't you working? - What?

Why are you walking around, not working?

- Why are you walking around, not working? - What?

Why are you walking around and not working?

It's so noisy here. I can't hear you!

What are you doing?

Who told him to scold me? I'm going to get back at him.

I'll only move this around.

Let's eat.

Hey, didn't you use to hang around with Roundhead?

- Why is he working here? - Well...

That was before his sister got married.

What's the use of doing so now?

Hey, where's Roundhead?

He went out for lunch.

Hurry! We have to get back to work.

Are you leaving already?

- I win! - You again?

It was supposed to fly towards me.

Hey, over there!

- Hey. - Hush.

- I win. - Damn!

I should have won this time!

Hi, guys!

Stop moving soda bottles, come with us.

I'm done. Enjoy! I'm going to be rich!

- Hurry! - Hey!

Hey, what were you playing earlier?

African poker.

- African poker? - Yes.

How do you play it?

It's very simple, just like Chinese poker. Each player is dealt 13 cards.

Whoever gets the fly to land on the cards in his hands wins.

Kidstuff, I don't know what you want us to do.

No matter what, I won't do it with Roundhead.

I don't work with people with such low IQ.

He's also our friend. He may be slow, but he's very loyal.

"Loyal"? He's a royal pain.

Ask him to fall on his face and see if he'll do it.

"Loyal"?

Roundhead, I need you to do something.

- It might be dangerous. - Hey.

Say no more, boss.

You can ask me to do anything, except planning.

I'll even risk my life for you.

What if I tell you to fall on your face?

Boss, I did it.

INTRODUCTION TO TELEKINESIS

Hey, don't read when you're driving.

INTRODUCTION TO TELEKINESIS

Turn left.

Turn left.

Look out!

We got lucky!

Do you want to kill us?

- Who are you? - I'm sorry, I got into the wrong vehicle.

Sandy, do you know how to drive?

Hey, let's deal with them first.

Kidstuff, you deal with the truck driver.

I'll deal with the minibus driver.

Hey, buddy!

- What should we do? - Don't worry.

Let's change things around. Raise your voice and intimidate them.

Understand?

Do you understand?

- Yes. - Let's go.

- Seriously? - On this lovely sunny day,

- Are you all right? - the streets are bustling

with people and vehicles.

Vehicles are coming and going in different directions.

Left, right, up, down, going forward and backward.

You smashed my car, asshole!

Think carefully about what you're going to say.

Herb, didn't someone smash your car last month?

What happened to that kid?

He became a rug in my living room.

He had hair on one side, but bald on the other.

My friends thought it was a mangy bear.

Rawhide, what about the guy who dented your car?

Don't mention something I have already eaten.

What about you, Kidstuff?

Me? I'm more forgiving.

I put him in a jar soaked in chemicals and sent it as specimen

to the University of Hong Kong.

That's right. Roundhead, tell him what you did.

Me?

After they smashed into my car, I got out and apologized.

I gave them all the money I had,

begged for forgiveness, and said I would never do it again.

You asshole.

Guys, I encountered the exact same situation back then.

There was no time to bluff.

Brother-in-law.

Tell me what's going on.

Are they bullying you?

Yes.

So, we're from the same hometown.

Actually, I knew right away from your accent

that we're all from the same hometown.

We almost got into a big fight,

but now we can settle this peacefully.

- We're sorry. - We're sorry.

Don't worry about it. We're on the same side.

All right. There's no problem now.

All right. Move the cars!

Don't hold up the traffic! That's all.

Hey, buddy.

Teochew men are united, right?

Yes!

They always fight for their fellow brothers, right?

Yes!

They team up against outsiders, but not each other, right?

Yes!

Then, tell me. As a Teochew man,

should I be scared facing people from the same place?

Of course not!

But you're standing in my way now. I'm a bit scared.

Can you let us through first?

You may go, but they have to stay.

That's ridiculous! They are Teochew people too.

They just learned other dialects since they came to Hong Kong a long time ago.

They don't look the part.

- Appearances will change! - That's right.

Roundhead, recite the Quiet Night Thoughts poem

- in Teochew dialect for them. - Okay.

Yes. Go on!

Whatever. Just say something in Teochew dialect.

7-Eleven.

- What? - What?

7-Eleven.

Buddy.

He's not speaking in the Teochew dialect.

See?

I told you to practice regularly, but you don't listen!

What now? Tell me.

Why bother so much? What's so great about being Teochew men?

Beat them up!

Beat them up!

What was that about telekinesis?

You almost got us killed!

So what if I totaled the car? I stole it.

You're all cowards! You don't dare to face your enemies.

Yes, Kidstuff was the most useless.

He bragged about fighting 100 men, yet he got scared by a few dozens.

What? How dare you say that about me?

If not for your "7-Eleven," we wouldn't have ended up this way.

Enough. Forget it.

Just find someone else to take the blame.

Sure.

"Sure"?

You imbecile!

- "7-Eleven"? - What "7-Eleven"?

- It is 7-Eleven, all right! - You imbecile!

- All right. Stop it. - Fine.

Here. Just take us to this place.

Where is it?

It's just over there.

What kind of place is that?

I don't know, just go to the address and you'll know.

Kidstuff, what is this place?

I don't know.

I'm supposed to meet my contact person here.

Herb.

This house is older than you and me.

It's definitely older than me, but probably not older than you.

That's not the issue.

Most importantly, it'd better not be a condemned house.

It doesn't matter. Falling from two stories high won't kill you.

What if it catches fire? That would be bad.

Just be careful and we will be fine.

I'm afraid it might be haunted, but I won't be surprised.

Who knows how the people died in there?

Are you done?

Yes.

Let's go.

Evil spirits go away.

The interior is nothing like the exterior.

What a big difference!

Not only that, even the color scheme suits my taste.

Yes, it reminds me of a brothel.

That suits you well.

What?

- Can you do me a favor? - What?

When you see me focusing on something, try to distract me.

No problem.

- Sit down. - Okay.

Looks good.

We're all here, Kidstuff.

Tell us what's going on.

Don't let us guess.

I hate thinking the most.

It's because you don't have a brain.

Rawhide.

Did we fight in the orphanage before?

It wasn't a fight. I beat you up.

You begged for mercy.

Look, men only fight over two things.

First, women.

Second,

honor.

So? Hit me.

So what if I do?

Do you think I'm scared of you?

I'll hit you back.

- Stop it. - How dare you?

- You'll both get hurt. - You think I don't dare?

- What? - Stay out of this!

I'm not backing off. So what if I touch you?

- Stop it. - I'll do it again.

I would have hit you if you were someone else.

- Don't touch me again. - What can you do about it?

- Can you stop it? - I still want to do it.

I'm warning you. Don't touch me again.

What if I do?

- I dare you! That's enough. - Okay.

Make peace.

- Make peace. - Hey.

Why did you kick me?

You told me to distract you when you're focusing.

Can't you see I'm trying to help?

I'll make your stomach explode!

Look at him.

I'm glad it's not me. Your stomach hurts just by looking at him.

Let me go first.

What is it?

It's you.

I got diarrhea after eating some grapes.

- Gosh! - Damn! Hey!

How many toilets are there?

Five, but this one is occupied.

Sir, can you tell me which side has a thicker growth of grass?

Your right side.

Never mind.

Is everyone feeling better?

Hey. Who are you?

- I'm... - Well...

He's the sergeant who put me in jail.

I used to be.

Now, I'm the Chief Superintendent of the Special Duties Unit.

My name is Walter Tsao.

Hey, Kidstuff. Did you cooperate with the police to set us up?

- No, I didn't! Really! - Go to hell!

You're ridiculous! Get up!

No!

It's not his fault.

- I forced him. - See.

Then, it's none of our business here.

- We can go now. - Right.

No rush.

Watch the news and see if there's any special report.

About what?

I don't know.

Stir-fry a while and the dish is done.

SPECIAL NEWS REPORT

Ladies and gentlemen.

We're bringing you a special news report.

At 2 p.m. today, five men and a woman

barged into the Tsim Sha Tsui branch of Harvest Bank.

They held the bank staff at gunpoint and took off with 20 million dollars.

This is the interview with our reporter on the scene.

Are there any leads on the case?

Yes, even though those six people wore masks during the robbery,

according to reliable sources, the police already know their nicknames.

It's Rawhide,

Kidstuff, Sandy,

Roundhead, Herb,

- and Swordflower. - Thank you.

That wraps up our special report.

I have nothing to do with it, trust me!

Calm down.

I'm the one who arranged that.

Now, you're wanted by the police.

You can't get away.

I'm the only one who knows that you're here.

- No one else knows? - Don't worry.

Nobody knows about this arrangement aside from me.

Even coming here to meet with you all is a secret mission too.

Really?

I, Walter Tsao, swear on my honor.

Guys, I have an idea.

Since Superintendent Tsao came here alone and no one knows about it,

let's play a game that we used to play.

Five men versus one police?

You're right.

What?

- No! - Damn!

Help!

Stop it!

- Stop! - Freeze! Hands on your head!

It's a good thing I've sold my honor to the Hong Kong Police.

Otherwise, I'd get beaten to death by you guys.

All right. As long as you leave me alone,

they'll leave you alone.

So?

- Fine. - Fine.

All right.

It's fine now. You may go.

Let's go.

You are smart.

You should know that you have no choice.

I won't leave you out in the cold.

I'm sending my most capable assistant to help you.

There's no need.

The five of us is enough.

That's right.

Let's not work with cops.

We don't want to collude with cops.

We've always worked against cops.

Now we need to work with you? Dream on!

I second that.

Hey.

Hi, pretty lady.

Who are you looking for?

I'm Superintendent Tsao's assistant.

I'm Vanness.

I'll get that for you. Here.

Please come in.

Thanks.

- Sir. - You're here?

I'm sorry, you made this trip for nothing.

We all believe that working with such a capable officer like you,

- we're already half successful. - Right!

Welcome.

- Welcome. - Welcome.

- Welcome. - I welcome you on behalf of everyone.

Please sit down.

Have a seat.

Sit.

Excuse me.

Please have a seat.

It's time for me to leave.

Ms. Woo will fill you in on the details of the mission.

Okay.

- Ms. Woo. - Hey.

Why don't you see him out, guys?

Don't bother.

Nobody will budge.

Ms. Woo, please come here.

- Please. - Please.

Proceed as planned.

Yes, sir.

All right. I wish you good luck.

Bye, sir.

- Bye. - Bye.

Let me introduce myself. My surname is Woo.

I'm a police inspector from Team A

of the Special Duties Unit.

You may call me Inspector Woo.

But in order to keep our identities a secret,

you may call me Swordflower.

So, she's Swordflower!

Do you think we don't know that?

Swordflower.

Who is it?

What's the matter?

Did you hear that noise?

No.

I saw a shadow earlier. It might be here.

- Is it inside here? - What are you doing?

What an old trick. Get out.

Fine. Take care.

Don't move! This is a robbery!

It's a real robbery!

Shut up or I'll kill you!

Boss, what now?

Don't move!

Tie them up!

Get up.

Get up.

- Don't resist or they'll kill us. - Throw me the rope.

Don't move or we'll kill you!

Let's see what's inside.

- Swordflower, don't worry. - Boss!

- There's nothing much. - Time flies.

- Are you done? - There's nothing.

- We'll cry for help when it's safe. - Let's go.

Your turn, Sandy. Hurry.

Hurry! Go.

What's going on?

We've been robbed.

What? You've been robbed?

Why are you so careless?

Don't worry. I'll untie you.

Sandy, stay with Swordflower.

I'll call the cops.

I'm here, Swordflower. Don't be scared.

Don't move! This is a robbery!

This is a robbery.

How dare you rob us with me here?

- What do you want? - Move.

What now, boss?

Tie them up.

Don't move.

Tighter!

Search the place.

- There's nothing. - Let's go.

Since we're like this, how about a dance?

In your dreams!

What happened?

Nothing.

- We've been robbed! - What?

Robbed?

Protect her. I'll call the cops.

I haven't had enough.

- Where are you going? - Hey.

Get inside.

Go get changed.

Hurry!

Don't move! This is a robbery!

Again?

What do you want?

We're only after money! Get over there!

You jerk! How dare you fight us! Come over here!

Come!

You're too heavy, I can't breathe!

No monkey business, fatty!

- I know. - There's nothing here. Let's go.

Don't be scared.

Thanks!

- Help is on the way. - Thanks.

Gosh! What happened?

It was a robbery!

A robbery?

Stay with her, I'll call the cops.

All right.

- Your turn. - Hurry!

- Are you all right? - Don't move! This is a robbery!

Oh, my God!

- What now, boss? - What now?

- Tie them up! - Okay.

Don't move.

After so long, it's finally my turn!

What happened, Roundhead?

I'm fine! Run, don't mind me.

You must have been robbed.

Poor thing, let me untie you first. It must have been hard on you.

It's all right, don't be scared.

- Thanks! - It's all right.

- Let's call the cops together. - Are you crazy? Who'll protect her then?

Get out!

Okay.

Aren't you leaving?

Gosh, you should have yelled for help.

I would have come to your rescue and you wouldn't need to suffer.

I really care about you.

Don't move! This is a robbery!

Yes, this is a robbery.

Again?

Yes, again?

Do we tie them up, boss?

Yes. But when I came in, I realized the guy is too fat.

So I brought an extra rope to tie them up separately!

- Separately? - Separately?

What do you think?

- Sure! - Come!

What?

Don't tie!

What do you mean by this?

You were all tied together earlier. Now you're tying us up separately.

I'm done!

Roundhead, you bastard! I knew you were a traitor!

I'm not Roundhead!

Do you think I can't recognize you under that mask?

It's none of my business. Nothing happened between us.

- Sorry, we were just kidding around! - Sorry, we were just kidding around!

- We'll stop. - We'll stop.

Get out! All of you!

Get out!

What a bunch of assholes!

It's late, let's go to bed.

Get the hell out!

- Welcome. - Welcome.

It's late, let's go to bed.

We're sorry.

We're sorry.

- We were just kidding around. - We're sorry.

- Let's go! - We're leaving.

Stand closer. Ready. Smile!

One more.

Since we're dressed up like this, do we get to fly a real airplane?

No, but you can jerk off.

How?

Ask Swordflower.

Everyone, we can go now.

Do you know how to do it now?

Like this.

How dare you hit me!

- You bastard! - Hey.

- Stop fooling around, Roundhead! - Right.

Get in.

Forget it.

- Welcome. - Thank you.

Welcome.

Wait for me here. I'll go and check in for us.

Wait here, I'm going to the restroom.

I'll get some water.

I'll go and see if there's anything interesting.

Wait here. Don't go anywhere!

Sir.

I'm sorry, but this paper is for fax machines only.

It's not toilet paper.

Please and thank you.

Wait, Fong. I'll go get something.

Okay.

Hey, watch where you're going.

You should watch it and get out of my way.

My eyes are always busy.

What are you looking at?

Hey, that Japanese girl is cute.

How do you know she's Japanese?

Can you tell a watercress from a radish?

Show her to Room 2718.

Roundhead, what are you doing?

- What's up? - I dropped a 100-yen coin outside.

Why are you looking for it inside then?

- So stupid. - It's too dark outside. How can I find it?

It's brighter inside. Of course, I'll search for it here.

Go ahead. Continue finding it until dawn.

Hey, how can you find something inside that you lost outside?

I found it!

- It's a 500-yen coin! - That's mine! Give it back to me.

Let's go up.

Let's go.

This room is so nice!

Who gets this room?

Definitely not you.

I knew that.

All of you are staying here.

Because this hotel is fully booked, I have to sleep here too.

- That's great! - That's great!

Will we all sleep together?

It doesn't matter to me because I'm taking the bedroom

while you'll sleep in the living room area.

Let me help you.

Swordflower, there are two beds in this room.

Then...

- So? - Don't let it go to waste.

Yes.

Sure, one of you can take that bed.

Hey.

Don't make a fool of yourself. Get out.

Excuse us, Swordflower. We need to discuss this among ourselves.

It won't take long.

Get out!

Get out.

All right.

We grew up together.

I'm already middle-aged.

My youth and days are running out.

Have pity on me or take it as brotherhood.

Let me have the bed, okay?

Be a good example, Roundhead.

What do you say?

No way.

What did you say?

He spoke Cantonese, and he said no.

Roundhead, say that again.

No way.

Haven't I always given in to you?

Now, I'm all grown up. I need to get married too.

How can I help you to run after women?

Fine.

Let's settle it the usual way.

Sure.

-I passed by your door that day -I passed by your door that day

-You poured water out of the bucket -You poured water out of the bucket

-My leather shoes got wet -My leather shoes got wet

-The passersby were laughing at me -The passersby were laughing at me

-But you didn't say anything -But you didn't say anything

-You just stared at me with smiling eyes -You just stared at me with smiling eyes

What's so funny?

I'm laughing at you for acting like you can read Japanese.

Can you read then?

I can't stand it anymore! I'm going in to rape her!

Wait.

Are you even a human? How could you say "rape"?

- What should I say then? - Gang rape!

Great! You're a true friend.

Let's go.

Hey! How can you do that?

- Stay out of this. - Step away!

Swordflower, they want to rape you!

How can you harbor such thoughts about Swordflower?

You're sick!

How could you even think of that?

I thought I knew you.

You're despicable!

I'm sorry I kicked you by mistake.

It was a misunderstanding. I hope you won't blame me.

I don't blame you.

But I don't know why it hurts here.

Close your eyes.

But then, I can't see you.

You can see me once I'm done.

- I... - Stop talking.

- How was the rubbing? - Stop acting!

You're sleeping on the floor, asshole!

This bed has two mattresses. Give me one of them.

Can't you move it yourself?

Do you know him?

That's Abrus.

That's right.

He changed his name to Muscles when he came to Japan.

Hey.

Kidstuff, you...

Don't talk anymore. I quit.

It's never good when he's involved.

I'll surely die if I work with him.

Kidstuff.

You can't set aside official business because of your personal grudges.

I'm not doing this on purpose.

It's really hard to work with him.

We stole sweet potatoes when we were kids.

He sold me out when he got caught.

When we grew up, I helped him with a card game.

I dealt him the good hands,

yet he didn't share any of his winnings with me.

After I started working,

I told him that I was planning to rob an underground casino.

After hearing the whole plan,

he told me he is a cop and even went to catch the gamblers.

Now, you're asking me to work with him?

Kidstuff, look at me.

They say the eyes are the window to the soul.

If that's true, can you see through my soul?

I'm not sure.

Come closer.

How about now?

I can only see myself.

He's everything to me.

You're a hero in my eyes.

But I haven't seen you do anything heroic.

- I will soon. - That's so exciting.

I can witness a man like you showing his bravery.

I can see the never-yielding Kidstuff.

- I'm right here. - Don't block my mouth.

I want to praise you with it.

You must charge ahead.

Let's work together to catch the bad guys, okay?

Let's go.

That was too much!

Come with me.

Over here.

Muscles.

Muscles.

Don't move, fatty!

What are you doing here?

I have a blind date.

Where is Muscles?

I'm looking for him too.

Don't let any of them get away!

With just the two of us?

And me!

Nothing good happens when you're around.

- That's him! - Kill them!

This is for you!

Long time no see, Kidstuff. How are you?

I was fine until just now.

Thanks for coming.

Not so quick. If I had known it was you...

Let's put the past behind us first.

We're on an important mission.

Tie them up first.

Here's 20 million yen. Take it.

How can you be this generous?

No thanks.

That's the bait we'll use.

Please.

Welcome.

Thanks.

Did you find that traitor?

No, I even checked the restroom.

Kidstuff has always prioritized women over friends. Let's order.

Yes.

What would you like to have?

Milk, ham and fried eggs.

What did you say?

- He doesn't understand you. - Yes.

Milk, okay?

Ham. Leg.

Fire, leg, ham. Okay?

Fried egg.

All right.

What would you like to have?

Me? Coffee.

- Coffee. - Coffee.

And spaghetti bolognese.

Meat.

Ground meat sauce and pasta.

Spaghetti bolognese.

Oh, okay.

- What would you like to have? - Club sandwich.

"Sandwich"?

It's club sandwich.

"Club sandwich"?

Bread.

Butter.

Chicken, ham. Come on.

Bread.

Butter.

Eggs.

I don't know how to do lettuce and tomatoes.

Another slice of bread.

There are so many layers. Isn't that what a club sandwich is?

Understand?

I understand. And you, sir?

- I want... - Roundhead.

You can't eat if you can't order it.

And you can't order what we're having.

Grapefruit juice.

- "Grapefruit juice"? - "Grapefruit juice"?

Grapefruit.

Juice.

And a sausage.

"Sausage"?

How do you illustrate that?

Come.

Okay.

You know how to say it in Japanese?

No, I just showed him.

Club sandwich!

The owner of these underground casinos is the head of the Scarecrow Club.

You must maintain your disguise

and pretend to be a parvenu, so that they'll take the bait.

Remember. I may not show up in time to save you.

Let's play it by ear.

- What do you say? - Just place your bets.

- Please go inside. - Please come in.

You can play whatever you want.

You only have one type of game. Odds or Evens.

We don't have many choices.

- Call me if you need anything... - All right.

- Here. This is for you. - Thanks.

Excuse me.

Please move aside.

- Quickly. Move. - Please sit down.

Good luck!

Rawhide, Herb, Kidstuff, Sandy and Roundhead.

Do you know how to play?

Swordflower, don't call us those names.

- Is it fun to you? - Yes.

Please.

- Please. - Please.

Hey, there's a small hole.

What is the result?

It's a two and three, odd.

If it's that easy to see, who would open a casino, dumbass?

EVEN

- Amazing! - A big spender!

It's nothing.

Show dice.

Two and three!

Didn't I tell you?

Please.

- Please. - Please.

Place your bet. Why are you keeping the money?

Do you want to bring it back to Hong Kong?

What is the result?

You won't believe it, but it's odd again.

I believe you.

Show dice.

It's three and six, odd again.

ODD

Place your bets.

Please excuse me.

Hey, gorgeous lady. Don't go.

I can give you back the money you lost if you want.

This money is from the bank anyway.

Can you stop scoring with women?

You can open a farm in Hong Kong with this money.

- Please. - All right.

I'm in your care.

Hello, boss?

We have six people from Hong Kong here.

Judging from their names and appearances,

they're the robbers on the run from Hong Kong.

What should I do?

Cops!

This way, please, friends from Hong Kong.

This way!

Come on.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.

Cheers, everyone!

I must take my hat off for what you did in Hong Kong.

You have my respect.

The Scarecrow Club needs talented youngsters like you guys.

Enjoy yourselves today.

How about another dance?

There's no need.

Yes, now I know

that Japanese geisha houses are like bars in Hong Kong.

That's right. I thought they'd drink, laugh, and bathe with us.

You idiot!

This is not Hong Kong!

It doesn't matter what you say. Forget it.

I understand.

I have prepared some pretty ladies for you.

They're really good.

- Welcome. - They're pretty.

Mr. Matsumoto.

Just give them food and wine will do.

They already have girlfriends.

They probably don't want their girlfriends to know

that they're doing these things.

Right?

I won't force you then.

- Wait. - Wait.

Since they're already here, we might as well have fun.

I'm sure they will forgive us even if they find out.

Yes, men need to do these things for business.

I can just think about her even if I'm with another girl.

Yes, men have always been this way since ancient times.

We won't disappoint these girls.

Yes.

I just got heartbroken. I need company.

Say it. Do whatever you want.

We have an emotional bond, but not a physical one. It's hard.

Have a good time. Excuse me for a while.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Come here. - Sit here.

How is it?

I don't know the other five,

but I'm sure that fatty was with Muscles when I was a cop.

Don't worry.

Roundhead, let's switch seats.

Why?

Do I have to explain to you? Get over here!

Get up!

I'm afraid one of you has to leave here temporarily.

I hope all of you can become our members immediately.

So you must fulfill your obligation first.

Who will go and get the money?

For this important task, I'm too careless, so I can't do it.

I'm too irresponsible, so I'm not the suitable guy for it.

I have some mental problems. I can lose it any time.

Guys.

I'm sure you won't send a moron to do something so important.

All right, I'll go. I'm the one who hid the money anyway.

- Ma Chiu. - Yes.

- Give him a ride. - All right.

Look after yourself, Swordflower.

I've been doing that all along.

Go ahead, Kidstuff. Stop acting so sentimental.

Hurry, too many crooks spoil the broth.

It's "cooks."

Fine, cooks. Can't you correct me later?

Have fun.

- Kidstuff. - Kidstuff.

- Enjoy yourself. - Enjoy yourself.

Muscles.

341617.

- Hello? - Hello.

Kidstuff?

- Who's this? - It's Muscles! What's the situation?

They all stayed behind.

I came back to get the money to ransom them.

You're not ransoming them. You're entering the lion's den.

It doesn't matter. What now?

I'll get you the money.

Hurry, I'll wait for you.

Do you think that's fun?

How would I know if it's really you?

Now I know how much 20 million dollars are.

There's only 10 million dollars, not 20 million.

Hey, you promised me 20 million. Now you're only giving me 10 million?

They want half of it. Why are you taking all of them?

Where did they tell you to take the money to?

The amusement park, tomorrow morning.

Then, someone will contact me.

I knew it'd be the amusement park.

I just don't know where exactly.

All right.

Take this lighter. Flick it on and I'll get the signal.

Remember. Let me know as soon as you get there.

Here.

Try it.

Hey, Kidstuff.

Don't play with it.

Be alert.

Stop looking, I'm Muscles.

Welcome.

Welcome.

Welcome. Please enter.

HAUNTED HOUSE PLEASE BUY AN ADMISSION TICKET

NO SMOKING

Welcome.

Please enter.

Welcome.

UNDER MAINTENANCE

You don't scare me.

There are so many lanterns here.

There are big ones and round ones.

That was scary!

It's fake.

Come on if you dare!

He's serious!

Let me take this off first.

KILL

FIRE CAUTION

Where are my friends?

We checked the robbery in Hong Kong

and the money you got.

You don't need to tell me.

They're both fakes.

We sell gadgets like this too.

- Hey, you. - Yes.

Take this lighter to the top of Mount Fuji.

Keep flicking it along the way, the more the better.

Bring some matches, it's out of gas.

Really?

You idiot!

If you flick it on, the cops will know that our base is here.

Get out!

If you get caught by the cops when you get to the top,

then jump into the volcano.

Don't bother coming back.

Yes.

Take him inside and lock him up.

- Yes. - Yes.

Clean this up!

Yes.

There you are.

Right. We were having such a good time earlier.

Swordflower!

Where's the other agent?

Speak up or I'll hit you.

It's not that I'm good. He's useless.

You're good, Muscles.

Pass out.

Don't hit me.

I said, don't hit me!

- Buddy, you must protect me. - Don't be scared.

You'll be fine with me here.

What are you doing?

Good job! Get up.

- Are you all right? - I'm fine, you?

I'm fine.

You jerk lured us here with women.

And locked us up.

We must beat him up.

- Beat him up. - Beat him up.

- Beat him up! - Beat him up!

Come on!

You're brave.

- You missed him by how much? - A little.

Chase him!

Ricky!

Open the door first.

I'll take care of her.

She's really tough.

This is just a job. Should you die for it?

I want a promotion, all right?

I lose.

- Hey. - Quick.

- Over there. - Over there.

- There are many cops up there. Let's go! - Lots of them! We need to go!

So? We're the cops!

- That's right! - Right!

Kidstuff, thank you for your help.

There's no need to thank me. We never want to see you again.

- I'll give you a ride. - It's fine.

We don't like to ride in police cars.

You're all grown up. Learn how to behave.

You.

I passed by your door that day

You poured water out of the bucket

My leather shoes got wet

The passersby were laughing at me

-But you didn't say anything -But you didn't say anything

-You just stared at me with smiling eyes -You just stared at me with smiling eyes

Subtitle translation by Coleen Chua