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make some snack I think I'm getting a

make some snack I think I'm getting a

make some snack I think I'm getting a rash from these boxes

journey to New York

journey to New York

journey to New York yes

do you want to jam on your toast I'm not

do you want to jam on your toast I'm not

do you want to jam on your toast I'm not eating bread

eating bread

eating bread what since when

what since when

what since when since I want a flat belly for auditions

since I want a flat belly for auditions

since I want a flat belly for auditions New York's not going to put up with

New York's not going to put up with

New York's not going to put up with Midwest but

Midwest but

Midwest but you look great

you look great

you look great don't freak out

don't freak out

don't freak out are you sure you don't want any it's

are you sure you don't want any it's

are you sure you don't want any it's your favorite it's Trader toe jam can't

your favorite it's Trader toe jam can't

your favorite it's Trader toe jam can't do it

hey who am I

hey who am I

hey who am I I don't know

I don't know

I don't know how about now

oh God no don't don't don't hug massage

oh God no don't don't don't hug massage

oh God no don't don't don't hug massage me you're Carl okay you're creepy Carl

me you're Carl okay you're creepy Carl

me you're Carl okay you're creepy Carl got it

hey can I have some of these those are

hey can I have some of these those are

hey can I have some of these those are yours that's your pile

yours that's your pile

yours that's your pile you don't want these

you don't want these

you don't want these hmm

hmm

hmm I have doubles

I have doubles

I have doubles I actually went to a drugstore and had

I actually went to a drugstore and had

I actually went to a drugstore and had copies made wow I

copies made wow I

copies made wow I I have a whole bunch you know on my

I have a whole bunch you know on my

I have a whole bunch you know on my computer but I never think to print them

computer but I never think to print them

computer but I never think to print them I know

I know

I know I'm gonna put a bunch of them in my

I'm gonna put a bunch of them in my

I'm gonna put a bunch of them in my fridge in my new apartment

speaking of which

my new job called

my new job called

my new job called and they won't be there in two weeks

and they won't be there in two weeks

and they won't be there in two weeks or they have to give it to someone else

so you're leaving in two weeks now

I'll still take care of the bills this

I'll still take care of the bills this

I'll still take care of the bills this month

I'll even clean the oven

I'm going to work

I'm going to work

I'm going to work late

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you look like [ __ ]

you look like [ __ ]

you look like [ __ ] thank you

thank you

thank you what's going on man

what's going on man

what's going on man it's Jamie

it's Jamie

it's Jamie she's leaving in two weeks now have you

she's leaving in two weeks now have you

she's leaving in two weeks now have you told her

told her

told her I don't really see a point she doesn't

I don't really see a point she doesn't

I don't really see a point she doesn't like me like that okay first of all you

like me like that okay first of all you

like me like that okay first of all you don't even know that because my last

don't even know that because my last

don't even know that because my last girlfriend said she had a crush on me

girlfriend said she had a crush on me

girlfriend said she had a crush on me for like months before we even hooked up

for like months before we even hooked up

for like months before we even hooked up yeah what was her name again

yeah what was her name again

yeah what was her name again Renee

Renee

Renee and Renee was before

and Renee was before

and Renee was before Jody my name is before Jody and after

Jody my name is before Jody and after

Jody my name is before Jody and after Lisa

Lisa

Lisa I like Lisa Lisa was funny yeah

I'm gonna have to hook you up with some

I'm gonna have to hook you up with some

I'm gonna have to hook you up with some cool ladies yeah you can try I don't

cool ladies yeah you can try I don't

cool ladies yeah you can try I don't know I get it I get it I fall in love

know I get it I get it I fall in love

know I get it I get it I fall in love with every girl I [ __ ] too

always with a Down Low dang

always with a Down Low dang

always with a Down Low dang seriously you're gonna have to stop

seriously you're gonna have to stop

seriously you're gonna have to stop hanging out with Jamie

it's all right

it's all right

it's all right I'm gonna hook you up with some potties

it's time to think

it's time to think

it's time to think my future

my future

my future prospects stink

prospects stink

prospects stink feels like I'm standing still you got it

feels like I'm standing still you got it

feels like I'm standing still you got it bad for the wrong girl

bad for the wrong girl

bad for the wrong girl all these lousy beans

all these lousy beans

all these lousy beans what will it ever mean

what will it ever mean

what will it ever mean they smell better than they taste

they smell better than they taste

they smell better than they taste Your Love laughs a total waste

let me say this is not okay you bring

let me say this is not okay you bring

let me say this is not okay you bring joy to us every day she she can't hear

joy to us every day she she can't hear

joy to us every day she she can't hear you she's in a trap I wouldn't mind

you she's in a trap I wouldn't mind

you she's in a trap I wouldn't mind getting in her face

getting in her face

getting in her face [Music]

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[Music] if you want this girl then let her know

if you want this girl then let her know

if you want this girl then let her know [Music]

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[Music] body like yours was made for cooking I'm

body like yours was made for cooking I'm

body like yours was made for cooking I'm climbing up and down but she is not

climbing up and down but she is not

climbing up and down but she is not looking climbing up and down but she's

looking climbing up and down but she's

looking climbing up and down but she's not looking I'm flying up and down but

not looking I'm flying up and down but

not looking I'm flying up and down but she's not looking I'm climbing up and

she's not looking I'm climbing up and

she's not looking I'm climbing up and down but she's not looking

okay

okay

okay large soy chocolate steamer

thanks

hey

hey

hey hi

so Don said he used to do stained glass

so Don said he used to do stained glass

so Don said he used to do stained glass and Medicine

and Medicine

and Medicine yeah that was a great gig

yeah that was a great gig

yeah that was a great gig I still do it but most of the studio I

I still do it but most of the studio I

I still do it but most of the studio I use now

use now

use now you make jackets leather jackets custom

you make jackets leather jackets custom

you make jackets leather jackets custom chaps

chaps

chaps but accessories the big seller

but accessories the big seller

but accessories the big seller I saw like a dozen a week

I saw like a dozen a week

I saw like a dozen a week even more in July and August why is that

even more in July and August why is that

even more in July and August why is that mushfest you know have you been there

mushfest you know have you been there

mushfest you know have you been there yeah yeah I went there last summer but

yeah yeah I went there last summer but

yeah yeah I went there last summer but um a beast dug me on my lip like the

um a beast dug me on my lip like the

um a beast dug me on my lip like the very first day so I was in my 10 on

very first day so I was in my 10 on

very first day so I was in my 10 on Benadryl like the whole time but

Benadryl like the whole time but

Benadryl like the whole time but remember there was a lot of good music

remember there was a lot of good music

remember there was a lot of good music and um cornbread

and um cornbread

and um cornbread your lips look just fine right now

um

here's smoker

I don't think this is gonna work out

want to get a burrito

want to get a burrito

want to get a burrito yeah sure I could eat

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[Music] I don't care what you did Sasha it

I don't care what you did Sasha it

I don't care what you did Sasha it doesn't matter now

line sorry Jess

line sorry Jess

line sorry Jess let's just break reset scene take 10.

sounds good thanks wish you could be

sounds good thanks wish you could be

sounds good thanks wish you could be here to see it do you really no I don't

here to see it do you really no I don't

here to see it do you really no I don't wish you could be there yeah you look

wish you could be there yeah you look

wish you could be there yeah you look like you're totally checking out look at

like you're totally checking out look at

like you're totally checking out look at me you look like a tapestry um

that's terrible I like this hey Jamie

that's terrible I like this hey Jamie

that's terrible I like this hey Jamie I thought you're in New York Brooklyn

I thought you're in New York Brooklyn

I thought you're in New York Brooklyn 10 days

10 days

10 days oh

oh

oh I can't believe you're not off book yet

I can't believe you're not off book yet

I can't believe you're not off book yet what do you mean we're not up here

what do you mean we're not up here

what do you mean we're not up here for a few just kidding

for a few just kidding

for a few just kidding oh so what neighborhood are you gonna

oh so what neighborhood are you gonna

oh so what neighborhood are you gonna move to uh ditmus Park

move to uh ditmus Park

move to uh ditmus Park where where's that it's out past Park

where where's that it's out past Park

where where's that it's out past Park Slope

Slope

Slope You're Gonna Love It I got a cousin

You're Gonna Love It I got a cousin

You're Gonna Love It I got a cousin there in Williamsburg she loves it she's

there in Williamsburg she loves it she's

there in Williamsburg she loves it she's a painter

a painter

a painter she loves it what's she doing for money

she's married

I have to pee

I have to pee

I have to pee are you going to be out by sunset

are you going to be out by sunset

are you going to be out by sunset yeah I'll meet you at the beach in an

yeah I'll meet you at the beach in an

yeah I'll meet you at the beach in an hour okay

um yeah so don't forget about me when

um yeah so don't forget about me when

um yeah so don't forget about me when you're all famous

you're all famous

you're all famous send me a postcard from Broadway

send me a postcard from Broadway

send me a postcard from Broadway oh but don't worry you don't have to go

oh but don't worry you don't have to go

oh but don't worry you don't have to go to Broadway Street

to Broadway Street

to Broadway Street a regular postal service will be okay

uh

okay

they think I got it made

they think I got it made

they think I got it made you think

you think

you think I got it all

I got it all

I got it all but it's not what you think

but it's not what you think

but it's not what you think feeling pretty small

don't know what happens next

don't know what happens next

don't know what happens next I may not pass the test they say I got

I may not pass the test they say I got

I may not pass the test they say I got the stuff

the stuff

the stuff but what if it's not enough

but what if it's not enough

but what if it's not enough what if you're not enough

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I can't wait to get out of here I'm

I can't wait to get out of here I'm

I can't wait to get out of here I'm ready to explode here can't shoot my

ready to explode here can't shoot my

ready to explode here can't shoot my load here Chicago Ain't My Kind of Town

load here Chicago Ain't My Kind of Town

load here Chicago Ain't My Kind of Town explode

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[Music] but what about Jesse

but what about Jesse

but what about Jesse you're a big fish

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New York is the place for me you all

New York is the place for me you all

New York is the place for me you all just just wait and see I will be a big

just just wait and see I will be a big

just just wait and see I will be a big star I can go far

star I can go far

star I can go far [Music]

New York will put me to the test but I

New York will put me to the test but I

New York will put me to the test but I am different than the rest

she thinks she's better than the rest

she thinks she's better than the rest

she thinks she's better than the rest New York will put me to the test I think

New York will put me to the test I think

New York will put me to the test I think I'm better than the rest

I'm better than the rest

I'm better than the rest the time she thinks she's better than

the time she thinks she's better than

the time she thinks she's better than the rest New York will put me to the

the rest New York will put me to the

the rest New York will put me to the test I know I'm better

test I know I'm better

test I know I'm better [Music]

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[Music] she thinks she's better than the rest

she thinks she's better than the rest

she thinks she's better than the rest but what if I'm not

but what if I'm not

but what if I'm not [Music]

I thought you didn't have time for me

I thought you didn't have time for me

I thought you didn't have time for me anymore I have 10 minutes

thank you

foreign

oh

okay

okay

okay you missed it

I don't know why I wait for you

um

um

um if you're not here in 10 minutes I'm

if you're not here in 10 minutes I'm

if you're not here in 10 minutes I'm gonna take off yeah

oh oh oh yeah

oh oh oh yeah

oh oh oh yeah [Music]

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sorry

sorry

sorry my phone died

didn't think you'd still be here

sorry Jess

who am I

who am I

who am I blah blah blah

blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah close talker yes my

blah blah blah blah close talker yes my

blah blah blah blah close talker yes my name is Sean you won't know what I had

name is Sean you won't know what I had

name is Sean you won't know what I had for lunch what do you want to or not the

for lunch what do you want to or not the

for lunch what do you want to or not the I can tell what you had for dinner

I can tell what you had for dinner

I can tell what you had for dinner that's for sure

how is Rhonda anyway

let's go skinny dipping

let's go skinny dipping

let's go skinny dipping it's not warm enough come on

it's not warm enough come on

it's not warm enough come on just coming up to here the last time I

just coming up to here the last time I

just coming up to here the last time I went in there I got a yeast infection

went in there I got a yeast infection

went in there I got a yeast infection that's not why you got a yeast infection

come on

come on

come on pretty soon I won't be here to swim with

too cold

too cold

too cold [ __ ] yeah that's right

and if I say hello again let it be for

and if I say hello again let it be for

and if I say hello again let it be for the last time

you know I think this may be the only

you know I think this may be the only

you know I think this may be the only table that will fit in my apartment

table that will fit in my apartment

table that will fit in my apartment sounds about right

crap

crap

crap what

what

what broke off in there

screw it

screw it

screw it I owe you a foot rub

I owe you a foot rub

I owe you a foot rub it's your last chance to claim it

let's go

okay

I still need to sort through the

I still need to sort through the

I still need to sort through the bathroom stuff

bathroom stuff

bathroom stuff yeah I can help you with that

I need to rent the truck

do laundry

do laundry

do laundry wrap dishes

kind of afraid of New York

me

me

me let's please

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[Music] okay hello

how did foxy oxy go did you get it

how did foxy oxy go did you get it

how did foxy oxy go did you get it I don't really think they were looking

I don't really think they were looking

I don't really think they were looking for girls like me there's a bunch of

for girls like me there's a bunch of

for girls like me there's a bunch of models there

models there

models there that's a shame

actually works too got the blood out of

actually works too got the blood out of

actually works too got the blood out of my frisbee shorts yeah I was the one

my frisbee shorts yeah I was the one

my frisbee shorts yeah I was the one that rubbed that on your Frisbee shorts

that rubbed that on your Frisbee shorts

that rubbed that on your Frisbee shorts hey I did your mishfest towels

hey I did your mishfest towels

hey I did your mishfest towels yeah you probably should have burned

yeah you probably should have burned

yeah you probably should have burned those

the show's gonna come on more Glenn

the show's gonna come on more Glenn

the show's gonna come on more Glenn drack

scary

scary

scary you work tonight

you work tonight

you work tonight no

no

no thank God I need a knight to be

thank God I need a knight to be

thank God I need a knight to be depressed

hey you want to make frames for these

okay

thank you

thank you

thank you okay no more okay

let's go to homo Depot

let's go to homo Depot

let's go to homo Depot for the frames

we'll get wood

so shoes

and jacket

hey Jamie mm-hmm guess what what

hey Jamie mm-hmm guess what what

hey Jamie mm-hmm guess what what chicken butt

chicken butt

chicken butt nerd

ow

ow

ow foreign

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[Music] than I think of you

you are The Eye Inside My storm if I

you are The Eye Inside My storm if I

you are The Eye Inside My storm if I were cold you'd be my one every now and

were cold you'd be my one every now and

were cold you'd be my one every now and then I think of you

then I think of you

then I think of you if you could see me

if you could see me

if you could see me the way that I see you then everything

the way that I see you then everything

the way that I see you then everything would be just how I wanted to

would be just how I wanted to

would be just how I wanted to until you do I will think of you

you know Mom is already planning her

you know Mom is already planning her

you know Mom is already planning her holiday in Manhattan she wants me to

holiday in Manhattan she wants me to

holiday in Manhattan she wants me to come with

come with

come with it's going to be a girls weekend

you know Mom and Dad came here twice in

you know Mom and Dad came here twice in

you know Mom and Dad came here twice in the last three years

the last three years

the last three years it's New York she wants to see

it's New York she wants to see

it's New York she wants to see come on

so

so

so who's Jessie's new roommate

who's Jessie's new roommate

who's Jessie's new roommate this guy from school gay guy musician

this guy from school gay guy musician

this guy from school gay guy musician well he better be cool because I'm not

well he better be cool because I'm not

well he better be cool because I'm not giving up my Thursday nights away from

giving up my Thursday nights away from

giving up my Thursday nights away from my kids

my kids

my kids you're still coming over every week

you're still coming over every week

you're still coming over every week well

well

well yeah I mean if that's okay

yeah I mean if that's okay

yeah I mean if that's okay I love jazz she's

I love jazz she's

I love jazz she's so it's fine

it's gonna be really hard for you I mean

it's gonna be really hard for you I mean

it's gonna be really hard for you I mean you guys talk like every day

you guys talk like every day

you guys talk like every day not like we're not gonna talk

not like we're not gonna talk

not like we're not gonna talk when is she planning on coming to see

when is she planning on coming to see

when is she planning on coming to see you

you

you I don't know

I don't know

I don't know we haven't worked that out yet

hey I have something for you

I bought you this two years ago in a

I bought you this two years ago in a

I bought you this two years ago in a thrift store

thrift store

thrift store it's gorgeous I love it

although I don't know if I've really

although I don't know if I've really

although I don't know if I've really been a size six since before the baby

been a size six since before the baby

been a size six since before the baby don't say that till you try it on

don't say that till you try it on

don't say that till you try it on oh my little sister oh right I'm really

oh my little sister oh right I'm really

oh my little sister oh right I'm really proud of you you know

what

don't be too disappointed when I flop

don't be too disappointed when I flop

don't be too disappointed when I flop that's the thing babe even when you do

that's the thing babe even when you do

that's the thing babe even when you do flop you still keep going anyways

flop you still keep going anyways

flop you still keep going anyways I know

I know

I know oh by the way if you don't sell

oh by the way if you don't sell

oh by the way if you don't sell everything in the yard sale

everything in the yard sale

everything in the yard sale dad's planning on giving you some money

dad's planning on giving you some money

dad's planning on giving you some money so don't worry about it

hey

hey

hey what's this from

that's last summer

that's last summer

that's last summer it's a great picture of you too do you

it's a great picture of you too do you

it's a great picture of you too do you want it

want it

want it I'm so copy we have the originals

I'll put it on my fridge

I'll put it on my fridge

I'll put it on my fridge oh [ __ ] the spaghetti

oh [ __ ] it's all mushy now let me see

I guess it's been one of those really

I guess it's been one of those really

I guess it's been one of those really lucky years for me you know

lucky years for me you know

lucky years for me you know you ever have one of those

you ever have one of those

you ever have one of those what do you mean

what do you mean

what do you mean well now that mercury is out of

well now that mercury is out of

well now that mercury is out of retrograde and Jupiter's line with Mars

retrograde and Jupiter's line with Mars

retrograde and Jupiter's line with Mars I mean come on let's go for it Ryan

right

right

right and then when Don said that she had

and then when Don said that she had

and then when Don said that she had somebody she wanted me to meet that

somebody she wanted me to meet that

somebody she wanted me to meet that am I really like

am I really like

am I really like I pulled out the calendar and whoa it

I pulled out the calendar and whoa it

I pulled out the calendar and whoa it was Flag Day

it's about being practically you are

it's about being practically you are

it's about being practically you are part of your country sure but you know

part of your country sure but you know

part of your country sure but you know standing up for yourself and saying yes

standing up for yourself and saying yes

standing up for yourself and saying yes I love

I love

I love freedom

so it's your tattoo

so it's your tattoo

so it's your tattoo pretty awesome Pac-Man I've never seen

pretty awesome Pac-Man I've never seen

pretty awesome Pac-Man I've never seen that before

that before

that before no it's not Miss Pac-Man oh

no it's not Miss Pac-Man oh

no it's not Miss Pac-Man oh um it's an ancient symbol of a fish

um it's an ancient symbol of a fish

um it's an ancient symbol of a fish oh

oh

oh it uh means time before time love before

it uh means time before time love before

it uh means time before time love before hate

hate

hate something like that sounds about right

something like that sounds about right

something like that sounds about right I should probably just tell you now what

I should probably just tell you now what

I should probably just tell you now what eventually is going to come up later

eventually is going to come up later

eventually is going to come up later what

what

what um

um

um well we're not allowed to talk about it

well we're not allowed to talk about it

well we're not allowed to talk about it in my family but uh

my grandpa was in the Nazi youth

uh okay

uh okay

uh okay he wasn't in it for very long only a

he wasn't in it for very long only a

he wasn't in it for very long only a couple of years and then he moved to

couple of years and then he moved to

couple of years and then he moved to France

I don't really know what to say

I don't really know what to say

I don't really know what to say um

um

um I'm feeling kind of nauseous in my

I'm feeling kind of nauseous in my

I'm feeling kind of nauseous in my stomach it's just like me too

stomach it's just like me too

stomach it's just like me too something about sweetie have in common

something about sweetie have in common

something about sweetie have in common didn't want to be stupid

didn't want to be stupid

didn't want to be stupid secrets you know

secrets you know

secrets you know I have to go home

I have to go home

I have to go home um Okay I uh I need to make some

um Okay I uh I need to make some

um Okay I uh I need to make some watermelon slices oh okay take your time

watermelon slices oh okay take your time

watermelon slices oh okay take your time I mean

I mean

I mean I really do think we could have some fun

I really do think we could have some fun

I really do think we could have some fun though

though

though see you later

it'll be a lot of fun just to spend the

it'll be a lot of fun just to spend the

it'll be a lot of fun just to spend the day

day

day out in nature right

out in nature right

out in nature right hey Jessica hey hi

how'd the date go this time

how'd the date go this time

how'd the date go this time there's some extra pasta if you want

there's some extra pasta if you want

there's some extra pasta if you want some oh no thanks I'm not hungry hey

some oh no thanks I'm not hungry hey

some oh no thanks I'm not hungry hey Jess Jamie said it's still cool for me

Jess Jamie said it's still cool for me

Jess Jamie said it's still cool for me to come over after she moves

to come over after she moves

to come over after she moves awesome spaghetti Thursdays so no

awesome spaghetti Thursdays so no

awesome spaghetti Thursdays so no details on the date did you kiss her

details on the date did you kiss her

details on the date did you kiss her I've already tried to blank it out I I

I've already tried to blank it out I I

I've already tried to blank it out I I didn't realize you were dating other

didn't realize you were dating other

didn't realize you were dating other people already Jess other than who

people already Jess other than who

people already Jess other than who I'm really super tired I'm gonna

I'm really super tired I'm gonna

I'm really super tired I'm gonna hey Jess I'm planning on coming to see

hey Jess I'm planning on coming to see

hey Jess I'm planning on coming to see your play can you tell me when it is

your play can you tell me when it is

your play can you tell me when it is again it's next month awesome will you

again it's next month awesome will you

again it's next month awesome will you send me a reminder I will uh

send me a reminder I will uh

send me a reminder I will uh have a good night

have a good night

have a good night bye night

what's going on

she wants to go to bed

I don't get it

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I'll lie to myself

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[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you okay what's the first thing you're going

okay what's the first thing you're going

okay what's the first thing you're going to do when you move to New York my

to do when you move to New York my

to do when you move to New York my tampons I start my period on the 15th so

tampons I start my period on the 15th so

tampons I start my period on the 15th so do I I know

do I I know

do I I know come on then what

come on then what

come on then what um I'm gonna buy a slice of sausage

um I'm gonna buy a slice of sausage

um I'm gonna buy a slice of sausage pizza

pizza

pizza and walk everywhere

and walk everywhere

and walk everywhere you have to start your job right away

you have to start your job right away

you have to start your job right away um

um

um just got two auditions lined up already

just got two auditions lined up already

just got two auditions lined up already really for plays one is for Candyland

really for plays one is for Candyland

really for plays one is for Candyland the play wait

the play wait

the play wait Candyland the board game I'd play

Candyland the board game I'd play

Candyland the board game I'd play Princess Lolly we were born to play

Princess Lolly we were born to play

Princess Lolly we were born to play Princess Lolly yeah I'd want to play her

Princess Lolly yeah I'd want to play her

Princess Lolly yeah I'd want to play her too

so when you move into New York she's

so when you move into New York she's

so when you move into New York she's moving after this last year of school

moving after this last year of school

moving after this last year of school which is a long way away two semesters

hey let's split another beer if you

hey let's split another beer if you

hey let's split another beer if you insist

so how was your date with the dental

so how was your date with the dental

so how was your date with the dental hygienist

hygienist

hygienist kind of like getting your teeth pulled

kind of like getting your teeth pulled

kind of like getting your teeth pulled but without the nitrous

but without the nitrous

but without the nitrous thank God I'm with Sarah I don't even

thank God I'm with Sarah I don't even

thank God I'm with Sarah I don't even know what it's like to date anymore

know what it's like to date anymore

know what it's like to date anymore yeah

I don't know if I've ever really dated

I don't know if I've ever really dated

I don't know if I've ever really dated anyone

it's just hard for me to find the kind

it's just hard for me to find the kind

it's just hard for me to find the kind of girl I like in Chicago

of girl I like in Chicago

of girl I like in Chicago yeah especially since she's going to be

yeah especially since she's going to be

yeah especially since she's going to be in New York in a minute

hey hey

what's up how's it going hey

glad you made it I already got your

glad you made it I already got your

glad you made it I already got your drinks oh thanks that's why I love you

drinks oh thanks that's why I love you

drinks oh thanks that's why I love you it's gonna turn out tonight I think you

it's gonna turn out tonight I think you

it's gonna turn out tonight I think you have time to squeeze in another one

have time to squeeze in another one

have time to squeeze in another one night stand

here I've got to go to the potty

here I've got to go to the potty

here I've got to go to the potty she has a bladder infection she drinks

she has a bladder infection she drinks

she has a bladder infection she drinks too much water not enough wine is that

too much water not enough wine is that

too much water not enough wine is that why she has anxiety attacks every other

why she has anxiety attacks every other

why she has anxiety attacks every other week

week

week oh my God this person I'm knocking

hey is this the end of the yeah

God I hope they play some decent music

God I hope they play some decent music

God I hope they play some decent music this time yeah it was really shitty last

this time yeah it was really shitty last

this time yeah it was really shitty last week wasn't it I know right I wish they

week wasn't it I know right I wish they

week wasn't it I know right I wish they would play something you know funky yeah

would play something you know funky yeah

would play something you know funky yeah because I Like It Funky

cool

cool

cool and I like your T-shirt

and I like your T-shirt

and I like your T-shirt thanks I have trouble with real ties

thanks I have trouble with real ties

thanks I have trouble with real ties yeah

yeah

yeah I go ahead and you can take mine are you

I go ahead and you can take mine are you

I go ahead and you can take mine are you sure yeah thank you

sure yeah thank you

sure yeah thank you if

if

if you dance with me

you dance with me

you dance with me yeah all right

to Jamie

to Jamie

to Jamie and Her Big Apples I do love big apples

[Music]

being adventurous so place my two

being adventurous so place my two

being adventurous so place my two fingers

fingers

fingers [Music]

[Music]

[Music] would you like to touch them the White

would you like to touch them the White

would you like to touch them the White and the soft I'm sure

and the soft I'm sure

and the soft I'm sure [Music]

[Music]

[Music] come over

spin around the world never runs out of

spin around the world never runs out of

spin around the world never runs out of gas when you push it to the limit it can

gas when you push it to the limit it can

gas when you push it to the limit it can go really fast would you like to come

go really fast would you like to come

go really fast would you like to come along

Jessica

Jessica

Jessica hi Laura

hi Laura

hi Laura um do you mind if we move over to the

um do you mind if we move over to the

um do you mind if we move over to the Rocks I am allergic to grass

Rocks I am allergic to grass

Rocks I am allergic to grass sure

that must be a drag

that must be a drag

that must be a drag a friend of mine is allergic to wheat

a friend of mine is allergic to wheat

a friend of mine is allergic to wheat and corn plus he can't drink wine that'd

and corn plus he can't drink wine that'd

and corn plus he can't drink wine that'd be horrible

be horrible

be horrible you get used to it

you want some

you want some

you want some okay

I'm a little nervous

I'm a little nervous

I'm a little nervous that's okay you're my first blind date

that's okay you're my first blind date

that's okay you're my first blind date really

really

really you too

it's nice out here

it's nice out here

it's nice out here yeah I like to come and watch the boats

I'm not over my ex

I'm kind of in love with my roommate

maybe we should try this another time

right

thank you

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I can't wait to tell her

I can't wait to tell her

I can't wait to tell her can't wait to tell her

can't wait to tell her

can't wait to tell her I should have told her long ago

I should have told her long ago

I should have told her long ago she has to feel it she must know

she has to feel it she must know

she has to feel it she must know definitely positively know this

definitely positively know this

definitely positively know this love

[Music]

[Music]

foreign

hey James

hey James

hey James Jamie

Jamie

Jamie what does this smell

what does this smell

what does this smell can't wear that

can't wear that

can't wear that okay

okay

okay um

um

um how about this

better

better

better crap I can't wear my lucky shirt then

crap I can't wear my lucky shirt then

crap I can't wear my lucky shirt then yeah no you can't wear that one they'll

yeah no you can't wear that one they'll

yeah no you can't wear that one they'll smell you a mile away

no

no

no no I'm really nervous it's gonna be

no I'm really nervous it's gonna be

no I'm really nervous it's gonna be great come on

we've run it a million times you know

we've run it a million times you know

we've run it a million times you know your lines

your lines

your lines plays about being in love you've been in

plays about being in love you've been in

plays about being in love you've been in love so just

love so just

love so just connect with that go in

connect with that go in

connect with that go in say your Line's right I'll knock them

say your Line's right I'll knock them

say your Line's right I'll knock them out of the park

out of the park

out of the park will you come with me

will you come with me

will you come with me to the audition

to the audition

to the audition it won't take long I I

it won't take long I I

it won't take long I I just helped me Focus red lines you know

just helped me Focus red lines you know

just helped me Focus red lines you know please

fine

fine

fine only if we get to go skinny dipping yeah

only if we get to go skinny dipping yeah

only if we get to go skinny dipping yeah sure cool whatever let's just go I'm

sure cool whatever let's just go I'm

sure cool whatever let's just go I'm like

and then the Sun

and then the Sun

and then the Sun 's just like the coward it was

's just like the coward it was

's just like the coward it was you're the last one to see it but I was

you're the last one to see it but I was

you're the last one to see it but I was the last one who cared

the last one who cared

the last one who cared and sing

and sing

and sing thanks again

next hello

next hello

next hello just do what you do I'll be over here

oh Jamie hello hi are you auditioning

oh Jamie hello hi are you auditioning

oh Jamie hello hi are you auditioning for this no I'm just waiting for Jess oh

for this no I'm just waiting for Jess oh

for this no I'm just waiting for Jess oh she'd be wonderful in this

she'd be wonderful in this

she'd be wonderful in this Bank

Bank

Bank hey anything lined up in New York you

hey anything lined up in New York you

hey anything lined up in New York you know it's always good to have a few

know it's always good to have a few

know it's always good to have a few auditions in your calendar before you

auditions in your calendar before you

auditions in your calendar before you get there yeah I'm working on it well

get there yeah I'm working on it well

get there yeah I'm working on it well keep me informed I know some people you

keep me informed I know some people you

keep me informed I know some people you should meet

should meet

should meet I will thank you

I will thank you

I will thank you you know you should just audition for

you know you should just audition for

you know you should just audition for this now that you're already here I mean

this now that you're already here I mean

this now that you're already here I mean it's with practice

it's with practice

it's with practice I'm not going to be in town for it oh so

I'm not going to be in town for it oh so

I'm not going to be in town for it oh so much the better it won't matter that

much the better it won't matter that

much the better it won't matter that much I'll get you in next I I don't want

much I'll get you in next I I don't want

much I'll get you in next I I don't want to cut in line

to cut in line

to cut in line come on

oh hey I'll be out in 10 minutes

just should put she pushed me in there

just should put she pushed me in there

just should put she pushed me in there whatever

whatever

whatever Helen said to audition for practice it's

Helen said to audition for practice it's

Helen said to audition for practice it's not like I'm gonna I don't even want the

not like I'm gonna I don't even want the

not like I'm gonna I don't even want the roll

roll

roll okay it's harmless

okay it's harmless

okay it's harmless I don't really feel like swimming

hello this is Jamie

hello this is Jamie

hello this is Jamie hi yeah

oh

oh

oh thank you but um

thank you but um

thank you but um I don't think I can take it

and yeah Helen told you right yeah

and yeah Helen told you right yeah

and yeah Helen told you right yeah I really can't take it I've got some

I really can't take it I've got some

I really can't take it I've got some stuff lined up in New York already but

stuff lined up in New York already but

stuff lined up in New York already but um thank you

um thank you

um thank you yeah you too

yeah you too

yeah you too bye

hello

hello

hello oh hi

really

really

really yes yeah I

yes yeah I

yes yeah I yes I I really love this this role I

yes I I really love this this role I

yes I I really love this this role I really want love this play I

really want love this play I

really want love this play I okay

okay okay well thank you so much

okay okay well thank you so much

okay okay well thank you so much okay bye

did you get it

did you get it

did you get it yeah I got it

yeah I got it

yeah I got it that's awesome Jess

you knew how much this meant to me Jamie

you knew how much this meant to me Jamie

you knew how much this meant to me Jamie yeah that's why I didn't take it

yeah that's why I didn't take it

yeah that's why I didn't take it so what now I know I'm their second

so what now I know I'm their second

so what now I know I'm their second choice

choice

choice why did you even try out Helen pushed me

why did you even try out Helen pushed me

why did you even try out Helen pushed me in there I'm Helen you are so [ __ ]

in there I'm Helen you are so [ __ ]

in there I'm Helen you are so [ __ ] I'm sorry what do you want me to do

this all the time what

this all the time what

this all the time what you wouldn't have even been there if I

you wouldn't have even been there if I

you wouldn't have even been there if I hadn't asked you to come and support me

hadn't asked you to come and support me

hadn't asked you to come and support me you just everything just comes so

you just everything just comes so

you just everything just comes so [ __ ] easy for you chess

[ __ ] easy for you chess

[ __ ] easy for you chess just go let's go camel

Jesus Christ what the hell

hey do you need help

hey do you need help

hey do you need help yeah

yeah

yeah someone took my wheel

someone took my wheel

someone took my wheel people suck who does that it's raining

people suck who does that it's raining

people suck who does that it's raining someone who needed a wheel I guess

sorry do you need help

sorry do you need help

sorry do you need help you have a car no I walked today can you

you have a car no I walked today can you

you have a car no I walked today can you leave it here and then just come back

leave it here and then just come back

leave it here and then just come back for it I don't want them to take the

for it I don't want them to take the

for it I don't want them to take the rest of it

rest of it

rest of it I'm going about two miles that way

I'm going about two miles that way

I'm going about two miles that way well I'll go with you I was going to

well I'll go with you I was going to

well I'll go with you I was going to Andersonville anyway

Andersonville anyway

Andersonville anyway I'll take turns really yeah come on

I'll take turns really yeah come on

I'll take turns really yeah come on that's awesome thank you

that's awesome thank you

that's awesome thank you thank you

thank you

thank you oh my God what bad day

it's kind of like a wheelbarrow England

it's kind of like a wheelbarrow England

it's kind of like a wheelbarrow England yeah okay got it

kind of great getting to be on the stage

kind of great getting to be on the stage

kind of great getting to be on the stage someone else

someone else

someone else yeah but I'm always me you know like no

yeah but I'm always me you know like no

yeah but I'm always me you know like no matter who I play sometimes I wish I

matter who I play sometimes I wish I

matter who I play sometimes I wish I could just totally become someone else

could just totally become someone else

could just totally become someone else you know and have their voice oh yeah

you know and have their voice oh yeah

you know and have their voice oh yeah like Meryl Streep

like Meryl Streep

like Meryl Streep I mean I could never be her

I mean I could never be her

I mean I could never be her which I like like scientific stuff you

which I like like scientific stuff you

which I like like scientific stuff you know like instead of having lines from

know like instead of having lines from

know like instead of having lines from from Mammoth or wasserstein I could be

from Mammoth or wasserstein I could be

from Mammoth or wasserstein I could be thinking about like microbes and protons

thinking about like microbes and protons

thinking about like microbes and protons do you want me to switch

do you want me to switch

do you want me to switch yeah

yeah

yeah I'm gonna put it down

I'm gonna put it down

I'm gonna put it down for it do you want to take a break for a

for it do you want to take a break for a

for it do you want to take a break for a second yeah

second yeah

second yeah yeah

yeah

yeah done

done

done oh God here

oh God here

oh God here thank you

thank you

thank you well you know you don't have to be good

well you know you don't have to be good

well you know you don't have to be good at just one thing

at just one thing

at just one thing you're right

you're right

you're right I could fail equally at many things

I could fail equally at many things

I could fail equally at many things hmm

hmm

hmm basically I can do what you do

basically I can do what you do

basically I can do what you do want to entertain people

want to entertain people

want to entertain people yeah you kind of keep us sane you're

yeah you kind of keep us sane you're

yeah you kind of keep us sane you're basically a mental health worker

basically a mental health worker

basically a mental health worker so um what's your story

so um what's your story

so um what's your story um well I believe it or not I used to

um well I believe it or not I used to

um well I believe it or not I used to want to write mystery novels and then I

want to write mystery novels and then I

want to write mystery novels and then I went into my family's necklaces

went into my family's necklaces

went into my family's necklaces what snack is this

what snack is this

what snack is this fun

Bobby little Bobby oh my God are you for

Bobby little Bobby oh my God are you for

Bobby little Bobby oh my God are you for serious I love little Bobby with it let

serious I love little Bobby with it let

serious I love little Bobby with it let me get that

me get that

me get that with the swirly thingies and the the

with the swirly thingies and the the

with the swirly thingies and the the caramel star

caramel star

caramel star uh cake things yep

uh cake things yep

uh cake things yep it's hot

it's hot

it's hot yeah well I hated it and then I

yeah well I hated it and then I

yeah well I hated it and then I didn't really like being around my

didn't really like being around my

didn't really like being around my family so I went into computer

family so I went into computer

family so I went into computer engineering ah

do you have a lot of bad lighting there

is that the one with the talking dog and

is that the one with the talking dog and

is that the one with the talking dog and the old guy baby yeah I don't get that

the old guy baby yeah I don't get that

the old guy baby yeah I don't get that you know it's like there's all these

you know it's like there's all these

you know it's like there's all these shows with old fat dads you know well

shows with old fat dads you know well

shows with old fat dads you know well that's why they need a talking dog and

that's why they need a talking dog and

that's why they need a talking dog and the old guy baby

the old guy baby

the old guy baby well maybe you can explain it to me

well maybe you can explain it to me

well maybe you can explain it to me sometime

sometime

sometime this is me

thanks again for helping me take that

thanks again for helping me take that

thanks again for helping me take that home yeah sure

home yeah sure

home yeah sure you know I have a little sailboat I'm

you know I have a little sailboat I'm

you know I have a little sailboat I'm taking out this weekend do you make me

taking out this weekend do you make me

taking out this weekend do you make me want to join me

want to join me

want to join me like on the lake

um I don't know my roommate is moving

um I don't know my roommate is moving

um I don't know my roommate is moving and I'm well here come here hand

and I'm well here come here hand

and I'm well here come here hand why don't you

why don't you

why don't you let me know

let me know

let me know okay

what's up

what's up

what's up someone stole my wheel

someone stole my wheel

someone stole my wheel remember

remember

remember I'm Jamie hi I'm Elizabeth

it's nice to meet you

it's really nice to meet you too Jesse

bye oh sorry oh thanks bye

do you live around here

do you live around here

do you live around here do you have to have everything

you'll be at the bar tonight

you'll be at the bar tonight

you'll be at the bar tonight no

no

no work

work

work I'm calling sick I'll pay you wages for

I'm calling sick I'll pay you wages for

I'm calling sick I'll pay you wages for the day for the week how about

the day for the week how about

the day for the week how about a bit weird

what are you doing

what are you doing

what are you doing I was gonna send you this but you may as

I was gonna send you this but you may as

I was gonna send you this but you may as well have it now

500 dollars

500 dollars

500 dollars I feel like a hooker

I feel like a hooker

I feel like a hooker my friend moving to an expensive city

my friend moving to an expensive city

my friend moving to an expensive city this is easy for me

A month's rent

A month's rent

A month's rent so we're making a day just take it

you're gonna miss me

you're gonna miss me

you're gonna miss me rub it in

rub it in

rub it in it's not what you said a minute ago

I wish I could take you with me

I wish I could take you with me

I wish I could take you with me and Jesse

and Jesse

and Jesse Katrina George my sister

Katrina George my sister

Katrina George my sister in the lake

in the lake

in the lake and your women

and your women

and your women you've got the best of both worlds

you've got the best of both worlds

you've got the best of both worlds little world

little world

little world you have booty calls whenever you want

you have booty calls whenever you want

you have booty calls whenever you want them and you have the wife at home

them and you have the wife at home

them and you have the wife at home cooking and cleaning and doing your

cooking and cleaning and doing your

cooking and cleaning and doing your laundry

laundry

laundry we share the laundry so you're the only

we share the laundry so you're the only

we share the laundry so you're the only one who hasn't noticed

one who hasn't noticed

one who hasn't noticed that

that

that how Jess looks at you

how Jess looks at you

how Jess looks at you like what like so

it looks good on you

whatever it's good you're leaving it

whatever it's good you're leaving it

whatever it's good you're leaving it I don't know how much more of this I

I don't know how much more of this I

I don't know how much more of this I could take

because I need to stay single

because I need to stay single

because I need to stay single you're not exactly single

sorry

sorry

sorry because I'm just jealous

because I'm just jealous

because I'm just jealous you didn't get jealous you said

everybody gets jealous

it's just a matter of time

and get out of here

[Music]

hurry up and leave my love hurry up and

hurry up and leave my love hurry up and

hurry up and leave my love hurry up and go

go

go the first time that I touched you

your name

is

is

is [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hurry up and leave

hurry up and leave

hurry up and leave love it's time for you to go

love it's time for you to go

love it's time for you to go hurry up and leave my love

hurry up and leave my love

hurry up and leave my love hurry up and go

hurry up and go

hurry up and go thought that I was tough and strong

thought that I was tough and strong

thought that I was tough and strong would never wear a ring

one night stand went on too long it

one night stand went on too long it

one night stand went on too long it became a three-month fling

became a three-month fling

became a three-month fling now the die is cast I'm just a stone

now the die is cast I'm just a stone

now the die is cast I'm just a stone in your

in your

in your [Music]

[Music]

[Music] mouth will be on

mouth will be on

mouth will be on [Music]

foreign

should press through your hands more

should press through your hands more

should press through your hands more straighten your back

straighten your back

straighten your back I don't need your advice thanks

what's the matter

actually

actually

actually um

um

um could you just leave me alone for a few

could you just leave me alone for a few

could you just leave me alone for a few minutes I'm trying to relax

um just real quick

um just real quick

um just real quick because you never called me back

because you never called me back

because you never called me back I mean are we still doing something

I mean are we still doing something

I mean are we still doing something tomorrow

um

um

um I can't I have a date with Elizabeth

I can't I have a date with Elizabeth

I can't I have a date with Elizabeth we're going sailing

we're going sailing

we're going sailing she has a boat cool

I always said we needed friends with

I always said we needed friends with

I always said we needed friends with boats

so um helping me with the yard sale

so um helping me with the yard sale

so um helping me with the yard sale right yeah I said that I would and we

right yeah I said that I would and we

right yeah I said that I would and we need to go grocery shopping for the

need to go grocery shopping for the

need to go grocery shopping for the party yeah okay can we just talk about

party yeah okay can we just talk about

party yeah okay can we just talk about this later

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] to you it's a cynical life

to you it's a cynical life

to you it's a cynical life [Music]

[Music]

[Music] he's in your face

he's in your face

he's in your face [Music]

[Music]

[Music] with a lot

no thanks

you're moving to New York soon yeah

you're moving to New York soon yeah

you're moving to New York soon yeah five days

five days

five days Jessica go into I assume nah she's got a

Jessica go into I assume nah she's got a

Jessica go into I assume nah she's got a year left to school

year left to school

year left to school trying a long distance relationship

trying a long distance relationship

trying a long distance relationship uh no actually we're not together we're

uh no actually we're not together we're

uh no actually we're not together we're just friends

just friends

just friends oh

oh

oh well

how much is this

how much is this

how much is this [Music]

[Music]

[Music] um

um

um I don't know actually that's Jessie's

I don't know actually that's Jessie's

I don't know actually that's Jessie's she made it yeah it's great yeah she

she made it yeah it's great yeah she

she made it yeah it's great yeah she should have been here by now actually

should have been here by now actually

should have been here by now actually I'll give her five bucks for it

I'll give her five bucks for it

I'll give her five bucks for it how about I set it aside for you and

how about I set it aside for you and

how about I set it aside for you and when she gets here I'll let you know how

when she gets here I'll let you know how

when she gets here I'll let you know how you want it

you want it

you want it I'm good yeah

I'm good yeah

I'm good yeah good luck

hi

hi

hi what are you doing here uh come on come

what are you doing here uh come on come

what are you doing here uh come on come on stand out there thanks sorry uh Jamie

on stand out there thanks sorry uh Jamie

on stand out there thanks sorry uh Jamie said that she left a hoodie of mine over

said that she left a hoodie of mine over

said that she left a hoodie of mine over here it's a black it's kind of long

here it's a black it's kind of long

here it's a black it's kind of long I haven't seen it but you're welcome to

I haven't seen it but you're welcome to

I haven't seen it but you're welcome to come in and look around if you want cool

come in and look around if you want cool

come in and look around if you want cool cool yeah thank you

wow what

wow what

wow what you have a lot of cameras Oh yeah well I

you have a lot of cameras Oh yeah well I

you have a lot of cameras Oh yeah well I started collecting them when I was a kid

started collecting them when I was a kid

started collecting them when I was a kid cool this one's my favorite

why that's what my dad gave me

why that's what my dad gave me

why that's what my dad gave me you know what they call it Kodak why

you know what they call it Kodak why

you know what they call it Kodak why because when you press the button it

because when you press the button it

because when you press the button it makes that sound

makes that sound

makes that sound correct

correct

correct yeah yeah it sounds like it when you say

yeah yeah it sounds like it when you say

yeah yeah it sounds like it when you say it

it

it my mom had a camera when I was when I

my mom had a camera when I was when I

my mom had a camera when I was when I was little and it would like talk at you

was little and it would like talk at you

was little and it would like talk at you and it would say like tunak tunak when

and it would say like tunak tunak when

and it would say like tunak tunak when it was too dark

it was too dark

it was too dark but it wasn't clicking it was an

but it wasn't clicking it was an

but it wasn't clicking it was an automated you know accent accent yeah

automated you know accent accent yeah

automated you know accent accent yeah you're a lot funnier than Jamie is

you're a lot funnier than Jamie is

you're a lot funnier than Jamie is thanks

I'm sorry am I interrupting something no

I'm sorry am I interrupting something no

I'm sorry am I interrupting something no no I was just having a drink do you want

no I was just having a drink do you want

no I was just having a drink do you want one

one

one sure okay yeah yeah

is whiskey cool yeah that's Whiskey's

is whiskey cool yeah that's Whiskey's

is whiskey cool yeah that's Whiskey's fantastic

thank you

thank you

thank you oh you don't need to charge it you can

oh you don't need to charge it you can

oh you don't need to charge it you can just sip it oh yeah

just sip it oh yeah

just sip it oh yeah okay okay cheers

okay okay cheers

okay okay cheers cheers sorry

cheers sorry

cheers sorry are you sure you're okay

are you sure you're okay

are you sure you're okay I think I need a little more

I think I need a little more

I think I need a little more you okay yeah I'm I'm fine I just want

you okay yeah I'm I'm fine I just want

you okay yeah I'm I'm fine I just want some help

some help

some help kind of want to get my hoodie back you

kind of want to get my hoodie back you

kind of want to get my hoodie back you know yeah

know yeah

know yeah Jamie's always taking my stuff and no

Jamie's always taking my stuff and no

Jamie's always taking my stuff and no it's okay

sorry I'm just weird about this

sorry I'm just weird about this

sorry I'm just weird about this sweatshirt it's probably not even here I

sweatshirt it's probably not even here I

sweatshirt it's probably not even here I you know you just lend something to

you know you just lend something to

you know you just lend something to Jamie and then you think you're gonna

Jamie and then you think you're gonna

Jamie and then you think you're gonna get back maybe at some point but

get back maybe at some point but

get back maybe at some point but then she gives it to someone else and

then she gives it to someone else and

then she gives it to someone else and then you see them wearing it and that's

then you see them wearing it and that's

then you see them wearing it and that's just it's strange

just it's strange

just it's strange yeah I have the same problem with my

yeah I have the same problem with my

yeah I have the same problem with my jewelry she like takes it doesn't ask

jewelry she like takes it doesn't ask

jewelry she like takes it doesn't ask never get it back

never get it back

never get it back still have some on oh this well

still have some on oh this well

still have some on oh this well I never take this off so she'd basically

I never take this off so she'd basically

I never take this off so she'd basically have to like take it off while I was

have to like take it off while I was

have to like take it off while I was sleeping

sleeping

sleeping which would be creepy

which would be creepy

which would be creepy yeah so yeah that would be pretty creepy

this is good

this is good

this is good yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah I didn't make it so I can't take credit

I didn't make it so I can't take credit

I didn't make it so I can't take credit for it but I I do normally make it

for it but I I do normally make it

for it but I I do normally make it I have yeah

I have yeah

I have yeah the winter time

the winter time

the winter time it's intense

it's intense

it's intense yeah it's fun

yeah it's fun

yeah it's fun tastes better when you work for it you

tastes better when you work for it you

tastes better when you work for it you know

know

know what is that like the liquor version of

what is that like the liquor version of

what is that like the liquor version of hunting or something

I've thought about it though

okay

I feel like I should tell you something

I feel like I should tell you something

I feel like I should tell you something about it I don't want this to come off

about it I don't want this to come off

about it I don't want this to come off the wrong way she

Jamie's not really good at

Jamie's not really good at

Jamie's not really good at keeping in touch with people

keeping in touch with people

keeping in touch with people you know

you know

you know why are you telling me that

why are you telling me that

why are you telling me that I mean I don't know just

I mean I don't know just

I mean I don't know just thought you should know

thought you should know

thought you should know are you talking about like when she goes

are you talking about like when she goes

are you talking about like when she goes to New York like yeah whether she's

to New York like yeah whether she's

to New York like yeah whether she's gonna call me or not I mean I don't know

gonna call me or not I mean I don't know

gonna call me or not I mean I don't know what she's gonna do I'm not saying that

what she's gonna do I'm not saying that

what she's gonna do I'm not saying that I mean it doesn't really matter we don't

I mean it doesn't really matter we don't

I mean it doesn't really matter we don't it's not like

it's not like

it's not like we've made any promises to each other or

we've made any promises to each other or

we've made any promises to each other or anything

anything

anything okay yeah

okay yeah

okay yeah are you worried about that

are you worried about that

are you worried about that um

yes you are

yes you are

yes you are no I'm not

no I'm not

no I'm not you like her don't you

no

yeah you do

yeah you do

yeah you do you like her a lot

you need to shut up

you definitely don't like me very much

you definitely don't like me very much

you definitely don't like me very much do you

I'm done

I'm done

I'm done it's a camera

it's a camera

it's a camera [Music]

[Music]

[Music] weird

the glasses

we don't have sub okay

this is awkward oh I could come down

[Music]

you will never have to

do

your show

your show

your show see actors

see actors

see actors though I'll never know

though I'll never know

though I'll never know I know how much they suffer

ing

all right

there you go have a good one

I just put Judith Butler in the kids

I just put Judith Butler in the kids

I just put Judith Butler in the kids section

section

section freaking out what's going on

freaking out what's going on

freaking out what's going on it's like

it's like

it's like just

just

just is acting weird

is acting weird

is acting weird well what do you mean well she blew me

well what do you mean well she blew me

well what do you mean well she blew me off at my yard sale

off at my yard sale

off at my yard sale now she won't answer calls

now she won't answer calls

now she won't answer calls it sounds like she's sad not mad for you

it sounds like she's sad not mad for you

it sounds like she's sad not mad for you abandoning her

abandoning her

abandoning her I'm not abandoning her she's not my

I'm not abandoning her she's not my

I'm not abandoning her she's not my girlfriend oh it could have fooled me

girlfriend oh it could have fooled me

girlfriend oh it could have fooled me she acts like she's in love with you

you know you're not the first person to

you know you're not the first person to

you know you're not the first person to tell me that this week

oh here she comes

oh here she comes

oh here she comes hey hey

hey hey

hey hey the last day at work thank you

the last day at work thank you

the last day at work thank you oh my God Falafel

oh my God Falafel

oh my God Falafel I'm so hungry right now

hey Jess I need to talk to him

um I want to talk to you too but I have

um I want to talk to you too but I have

um I want to talk to you too but I have to go to work

to go to work

to go to work I'll see you at the party

I'll see you at the party

I'll see you at the party bye Katrina bye

she looks good walking away

it's really sweet of you throwing this

it's really sweet of you throwing this

it's really sweet of you throwing this party for Jamie George

party for Jamie George

party for Jamie George going away parties are so much more

going away parties are so much more

going away parties are so much more important than birthdays or weddings

important than birthdays or weddings

important than birthdays or weddings that's what I say you know I'm gonna be

that's what I say you know I'm gonna be

that's what I say you know I'm gonna be leaving too one day no it's all right

leaving too one day no it's all right

leaving too one day no it's all right here cheese nib

here cheese nib

here cheese nib um

um

um I know it's right there

I know it's right there

I know it's right there who's that sexy thing I haven't seen her

who's that sexy thing I haven't seen her

who's that sexy thing I haven't seen her before

before

before you get lucky tonight

hey hey you're doing good how are you uh

hey hey you're doing good how are you uh

hey hey you're doing good how are you uh this is my sister hi I'm Monica hi

this is my sister hi I'm Monica hi

this is my sister hi I'm Monica hi Rhonda nice to meet you nice to meet you

Rhonda nice to meet you nice to meet you

Rhonda nice to meet you nice to meet you Ron is a good friend

Ron is a good friend

Ron is a good friend yeah good good

yeah good good

yeah good good I'm gonna go get a drink

okay

okay

okay I didn't know you were going to be here

clock sticking

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] kind of cheese

everyone everyone

uh toast

uh toast

uh toast even though you were my younger sister

even though you were my younger sister

even though you were my younger sister and a complete pain in the ass and you

and a complete pain in the ass and you

and a complete pain in the ass and you narked on me every chance you could to

narked on me every chance you could to

narked on me every chance you could to Dad

Dad

Dad I couldn't have asked for a better

I couldn't have asked for a better

I couldn't have asked for a better sister

sister

sister I'm proud of you Jamie

I'm proud of you Jamie

I'm proud of you Jamie okay okay

the bookstore's gonna miss her

the bookstore's gonna miss her

the bookstore's gonna miss her and I'm gonna miss you especially even

and I'm gonna miss you especially even

and I'm gonna miss you especially even more because I'm not gonna be able to

more because I'm not gonna be able to

more because I'm not gonna be able to play D D all the time on the computer

play D D all the time on the computer

play D D all the time on the computer um but seriously enjoy New York I'm

um but seriously enjoy New York I'm

um but seriously enjoy New York I'm gonna miss you

to Jamie to Jamie why darling

to Jamie to Jamie why darling

to Jamie to Jamie why darling sleep talented actress and an even

sleep talented actress and an even

sleep talented actress and an even better [ __ ] huh

what I know you know

you know Jamie Chicago is gonna miss you

you know Jamie Chicago is gonna miss you

you know Jamie Chicago is gonna miss you but I'll survive

dress you're drunk

dress you're drunk

dress you're drunk did you eat anything you care okay don't

did you eat anything you care okay don't

did you eat anything you care okay don't be so mean

be so mean

be so mean I'm the nice one Jamie

I'm the nice one Jamie

I'm the nice one Jamie who got you into that improper Pinter

who got you into that improper Pinter

who got you into that improper Pinter class huh and who helped you with all

class huh and who helped you with all

class huh and who helped you with all your algebra tests negative plus

your algebra tests negative plus

your algebra tests negative plus negative equals positive Jamie yeah that

negative equals positive Jamie yeah that

negative equals positive Jamie yeah that was you Jess yeah when you had to sell

was you Jess yeah when you had to sell

was you Jess yeah when you had to sell your eggs who put all the hormone shots

your eggs who put all the hormone shots

your eggs who put all the hormone shots in your butt and who got you line

in your butt and who got you line

in your butt and who got you line popsicles every night because you were

popsicles every night because you were

popsicles every night because you were feeling really shitty those were made

feeling really shitty those were made

feeling really shitty those were made out of real lines

thanks a lot I'm leaving no no no no no

thanks a lot I'm leaving no no no no no

thanks a lot I'm leaving no no no no no Jamie

Jamie

Jamie this is your party hmm

go have fun I'm gonna go home to my

go have fun I'm gonna go home to my

go have fun I'm gonna go home to my house and

house and

house and I'm gonna watch the show

Jess come on

Jess come on

Jess come on we love you too yeah okay

we're gonna have a good time great time

we're gonna have a good time great time

we're gonna have a good time great time nosy friends

nosy friends

nosy friends Jimmy Jamie

it's your party

fortunately there is still alcohol so

big picture all right thumbs up

big picture all right thumbs up

big picture all right thumbs up to Jamie

to Jamie

to Jamie and Jesse

we don't want you to take no signs it's

we don't want you to take no signs it's

we don't want you to take no signs it's getting sticky with you guys

[Music]

something pink you're appetite for the

something pink you're appetite for the

something pink you're appetite for the ladies

ladies

ladies [Music]

so get out of here

so get out of here

so get out of here no matter what we'll still be here

no matter what we'll still be here

no matter what we'll still be here [Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you're super selfish but we like you

you're super selfish but we like you

you're super selfish but we like you [Music]

sweet Jamie dear and when you wake up

sweet Jamie dear and when you wake up

sweet Jamie dear and when you wake up you'll still be queer and when you wake

you'll still be queer and when you wake

you'll still be queer and when you wake up

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

[Music]

[Music]

it really sucked you told everybody I

it really sucked you told everybody I

it really sucked you told everybody I sold my eggs for money

sold my eggs for money

sold my eggs for money [Music]

that was horrifying

that was horrifying

that was horrifying oh

oh

oh I've been up

I've been up

I've been up grade

that really sucked Jess

[Music]

e

e

e let me get your washcloth

let me get your washcloth

let me get your washcloth not awful good sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry for what

Jesse

one of the coolest girls I know

you know me

No One Compares to you Jess

No One Compares to you Jess

No One Compares to you Jess [Music]

I think you can go lay down

I think you can go lay down

I think you can go lay down yeah

this way

turn on your fan get you some water

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey

hey

hey [Music]

[Music]

[Music] how are you feeling

how are you feeling

how are you feeling better ish

better ish

better ish I think you can handle some toast

I think you can handle some toast

I think you can handle some toast yeah

this is good

hmm

that'll make it as good as you though

that'll make it as good as you though

that'll make it as good as you though gotta put the peanut butter on first

gotta put the peanut butter on first

gotta put the peanut butter on first and the butter then the jam

so much for low carb

why do you have a tire sure

oh what's the difference

stripes and spots

stripes and spots

stripes and spots isn't that like a cheetah

you like it

you like it

you like it yeah

yeah

yeah and answer it

hi

hi

hi hey

hey

hey no

no

no I'm not doing anything I just

I'm not doing anything I just

I'm not doing anything I just [Music]

went down

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you're there

you're there

you're there [Music]

yeah that was awesome swing right off

yeah that was awesome swing right off

yeah that was awesome swing right off the boat I've never done that before

the boat I've never done that before

the boat I've never done that before really God it was beautiful today I was

really God it was beautiful today I was

really God it was beautiful today I was here's the Sun

here's the Sun

here's the Sun it's worth it

it's worth it

it's worth it my hair's all wet

my hair's all wet

my hair's all wet happens when you go swimming

make me feel like John Cougar Mellencamp

like what Jack and Diane are our little

like what Jack and Diane are our little

like what Jack and Diane are our little pink houses or something what do you

pink houses or something what do you

pink houses or something what do you think

um I've got to go home

um I've got to go home

um I've got to go home I gotta wake up early

I gotta wake up early

I gotta wake up early is that okay

is that okay

is that okay yeah

yeah

yeah yeah it's fine

yeah it's fine

yeah it's fine here um I'll take these two okay

okay

foreign

it's good

no she wouldn't do that that tastes like

no she wouldn't do that that tastes like

no she wouldn't do that that tastes like sidewalk chalk

sidewalk chalk

sidewalk chalk yum spider spider

[Music]

my hero

laughs

laughs

laughs thank you

is this my underwear

[Music]

[Music]

come on baby

come on baby

come on baby [Music]

baby

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] just like my fire

just like my fire

just like my fire come on baby

come on baby

come on baby [Music]

[Music]

[Music] come on baby

come on baby

come on baby baby

[Music]

come on baby

come on baby

come on baby baby

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] come on

come on

come on baby

[Music]

that's true

foreign

I want to stay here till you get back

I want to stay here till you get back

I want to stay here till you get back okay

okay

okay I'm going sailing

still going sailing with her

still going sailing with her

still going sailing with her are you still moving to New York

foreign

[Music]

built up

built up

built up to this moment with

build up

build up

build up to this feeling so true

to this feeling so true

to this feeling so true but you

can't stay I can't say

can't stay I can't say

can't stay I can't say can't stay any longer so you

can't stay any longer so you

can't stay any longer so you move my feet

move your feet

move your feet

move your feet [Music]

[Music]

[Music] so you move your feet

so you move your feet

so you move your feet as far as you can go

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] move your feet

move your feet

move your feet as far as they can

thank you

I'm a little worried about you

I'm a little worried about you

I'm a little worried about you come on

come on

come on step into my office

so what's going on with Jamie

so what's going on with Jamie

so what's going on with Jamie I messed up

I messed up

I messed up we slept together a few days ago yeah no

we slept together a few days ago yeah no

we slept together a few days ago yeah no way

way

way well and then I slept with her lover

well and then I slept with her lover

well and then I slept with her lover [ __ ] you [ __ ] Rhonda didn't happen I I

[ __ ] you [ __ ] Rhonda didn't happen I I

[ __ ] you [ __ ] Rhonda didn't happen I I I went over there and I said that I had

I went over there and I said that I had

I went over there and I said that I had a lot that Jamie had taken my hoodie

a lot that Jamie had taken my hoodie

a lot that Jamie had taken my hoodie that she had left over at Rhonda's oh

that she had left over at Rhonda's oh

that she had left over at Rhonda's oh that's not good

that's not good

that's not good [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I know that

okay

okay

okay I can't believe that Rhonda did that

I can't believe that Rhonda did that

I can't believe that Rhonda did that either

either

either yeah afterwards she said that we um

yeah afterwards she said that we um

yeah afterwards she said that we um probably just doing it so that we could

probably just doing it so that we could

probably just doing it so that we could get closer to Jamie

get closer to Jamie

get closer to Jamie she said that

she said that

she said that yeah yikes

yeah yikes

yeah yikes [Music]

[Music]

[Music] thanks

all right

all right

all right so well I mean how was it

so well I mean how was it

so well I mean how was it it was like sexy back which is so funny

it was like sexy back which is so funny

it was like sexy back which is so funny because she's not even my type you know

because she's not even my type you know

because she's not even my type you know whatever that means

whatever that means

whatever that means um

um

um oh my God does Jamie know

oh my God does Jamie know

oh my God does Jamie know oh God I don't know I mean I haven't

oh God I don't know I mean I haven't

oh God I don't know I mean I haven't told her

told her

told her um

um

um I don't know if Rhonda has

I don't know if Rhonda has

I don't know if Rhonda has I was gonna tell her right away you know

I was gonna tell her right away you know

I was gonna tell her right away you know to just kind of like get back at her and

to just kind of like get back at her and

to just kind of like get back at her and stuff like that before what

stuff like that before what

stuff like that before what [Music]

[Music]

[Music] come on for that audition thing are you

come on for that audition thing are you

come on for that audition thing are you kidding well I I didn't really have

kidding well I I didn't really have

kidding well I I didn't really have fully think this all out okay okay

fully think this all out okay okay

fully think this all out okay okay I felt better for like 48 minutes

I felt better for like 48 minutes

I felt better for like 48 minutes afterwards so what are you gonna do now

afterwards so what are you gonna do now

afterwards so what are you gonna do now because she's leaving in like three days

because she's leaving in like three days

because she's leaving in like three days I mean are you gonna still tell her that

I mean are you gonna still tell her that

I mean are you gonna still tell her that you're in love with her or

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know I'm all smushed up Don

I'm all smushed up Don

I'm all smushed up Don [Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay let me ask you a question do you

okay let me ask you a question do you

okay let me ask you a question do you dream about Jamie

dream about Jamie

dream about Jamie okay and in these dreams what are you

okay and in these dreams what are you

okay and in these dreams what are you guys doing

guys doing

guys doing stupid stuff like you know doing laundry

stupid stuff like you know doing laundry

stupid stuff like you know doing laundry or watching TV okay and this new girl

or watching TV okay and this new girl

or watching TV okay and this new girl Elizabeth

Elizabeth

Elizabeth how do you feel when you're with her

how do you feel when you're with her

how do you feel when you're with her kind of shy

kind of shy

kind of shy you know nervous a little excited like a

you know nervous a little excited like a

you know nervous a little excited like a little left yeah but without the goopy

little left yeah but without the goopy

little left yeah but without the goopy eye things I mean do you feel like eager

eye things I mean do you feel like eager

eye things I mean do you feel like eager to

to

to touch her and just to be near her

touch her and just to be near her

touch her and just to be near her yeah do you like feel your [ __ ] drawn to

yeah do you like feel your [ __ ] drawn to

yeah do you like feel your [ __ ] drawn to her like a magnet she's done yeah okay

her like a magnet she's done yeah okay

her like a magnet she's done yeah okay well how's the talking

well how's the talking

well how's the talking 's good

's good

's good you know she she gets my jokes time goes

you know she she gets my jokes time goes

you know she she gets my jokes time goes by quickly

by quickly

by quickly do you think about Elizabeth when you

do you think about Elizabeth when you

do you think about Elizabeth when you pull espresso

pull espresso

pull espresso like

like

like her eyes and

her eyes and

her eyes and her mouth

her mouth

her mouth yeah

yeah

yeah okay

okay

okay one last question

okay pretend Jamie asks you to be with

okay pretend Jamie asks you to be with

okay pretend Jamie asks you to be with her

her

her as a lover

as a lover

as a lover and asks you to go to New York with her

and asks you to go to New York with her

and asks you to go to New York with her what would you do

[Music]

take your time

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I wouldn't go

I wouldn't go

I wouldn't go why not

why not

why not because I don't want to follow her

because I don't want to follow her

because I don't want to follow her around anymore

around anymore

around anymore [Music]

because I'm not in love with her

I mean I think I was

I mean I think I was

I mean I think I was but I'm not anymore are you sure

but I'm not anymore are you sure

but I'm not anymore are you sure I mean

she knows me better than anybody

she knows me better than anybody

she knows me better than anybody and and I would do anything for her and

and and I would do anything for her and

and and I would do anything for her and I love her and and I don't ever want her

I love her and and I don't ever want her

I love her and and I don't ever want her to forget about me but

to forget about me but

to forget about me but [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'm not in love with her

holy [ __ ] Don I am like I'm

holy [ __ ] Don I am like I'm

holy [ __ ] Don I am like I'm I I okay I kind of have bad self-esteem

I I okay I kind of have bad self-esteem

I I okay I kind of have bad self-esteem and I'm kind of this neurotic mess but I

and I'm kind of this neurotic mess but I

and I'm kind of this neurotic mess but I am not in love

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] yeah okay cool I'm I'm gonna go okay

yeah okay cool I'm I'm gonna go okay

yeah okay cool I'm I'm gonna go okay okay I mean like I have to talk to her

okay I mean like I have to talk to her

okay I mean like I have to talk to her about

about

about stuff

stuff

stuff yeah

yeah

yeah [Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you yeah

thank you yeah

thank you yeah you're welcome

I'm not in love

[Music]

hey hey

hey hey

hey hey so what are we watching

so what are we watching

so what are we watching Streetcar Named Desire just came on

Streetcar Named Desire just came on

Streetcar Named Desire just came on that's interesting how about something a

that's interesting how about something a

that's interesting how about something a little

little

little I don't know

I don't know

I don't know less depressing

less depressing

less depressing okay

okay

okay um but can we talk first

um but can we talk first

um but can we talk first sure

it um it makes me sad that we haven't

it um it makes me sad that we haven't

it um it makes me sad that we haven't been getting along lately

been getting along lately

been getting along lately yeah

yeah

yeah and um post talking to Rhonda

and um post talking to Rhonda

and um post talking to Rhonda Rhonda Rhonda

Rhonda Rhonda

Rhonda Rhonda like like your Miranda

she's like my Rhonda but you know

that

that

that we both know

we both know

we both know you're around us you're talking about

you're around us you're talking about

you're around us you're talking about you're around it okay yeah

so what well

so what well

so what well I was just

I was just

I was just um I was talking to her and she said

oh

oh

oh I was telling her I'm gonna miss you

I'm gonna miss you too

I'm gonna miss you too

I'm gonna miss you too and uh

I mean that was it

I mean that was it

I mean that was it oh

oh

oh you know how important you are to me

you know how important you are to me

you know how important you are to me right

right

right I'm gonna call you like 10 times a day

I'm gonna call you like 10 times a day

I'm gonna call you like 10 times a day of course now

of course now

of course now I'll probably do that too but

I'll probably do that too but

I'll probably do that too but then is that it

then is that it

then is that it well

well

well hopefully Elizabeth knows how to handle

hopefully Elizabeth knows how to handle

hopefully Elizabeth knows how to handle you

I think she does

well then

well then

well then that's it

well

can we just watch animals eat each other

can we just watch animals eat each other

can we just watch animals eat each other I'll rub your feet

I'll rub your feet

I'll rub your feet yeah yeah yeah yeah give me a few please

yeah yeah yeah yeah give me a few please

yeah yeah yeah yeah give me a few please thank you

oopsies

oopsies

oopsies look at his head

look at his head

look at his head huge

huge

huge I mean I think it's easy

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foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

I'm gonna be in Brooklyn

I'm gonna be in Brooklyn

I'm gonna be in Brooklyn eating a real bagel

eating a real bagel

eating a real bagel yeah

yeah

yeah it won't have sky like this though

we'll have stars though

we'll have stars though

we'll have stars though Madonna lives there

yeah I heard that Michelle Williams was

yeah I heard that Michelle Williams was

yeah I heard that Michelle Williams was in Brooklyn

in Brooklyn

in Brooklyn she's lovely

she's lovely

she's lovely who would you sleep with

I have to choose

I have to choose

I have to choose Madonna really

Madonna really

Madonna really good for Michelle

good for Michelle

good for Michelle yeah you would

I'm going in

hey Jamie yeah

who am I

that's all Jesse

Lewis

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[Music] I got a good feeling again

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[Music] really

a long time

a long time

a long time [Music]

I

love you foreign

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foreign

foreign [Music]

spirit

spirit

spirit [Music]

that I could fly

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[Music] please

please

please [Music]

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[Applause] sing like that

foreign

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[Music] you know

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Sun's shining up feeling well my mind's

Sun's shining up feeling well my mind's

Sun's shining up feeling well my mind's clear finally I feel the happy coming

clear finally I feel the happy coming

clear finally I feel the happy coming back to me

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and I sing Love